i find it so unfair that i cant do all the science. like what do you MEAN I can't study bio and chem and biochem and atrophysics and physics and geology and climate science. what do you MEAN i have a limited lifespan and need to get out of school at some point to get a job. i want to collect the science fields like pokemon, this isn't fair
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To simp on main or not to simp on main...
I'm gonna simp on main...
Maxwell Sheffield is 😍
But also, he can be a jackass/dumbass (partially affectionate).
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09. 01. 2024.
i’m honestly starting to feel burnt out from tryna be productive hhhh can’t wait for school to start i miss seeing my friends :(
also i changed my table set up to make it more dark academia :)
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And people wonder why the most popular anime ships are homosexual...
Anime Protagonist to Generic, Obvious Heterosexual Love Interest:
"Hey, look. I know this crush of yours has been mostly one-sided this entire time."
"Like, I'm pretty sure our romantic chemistry is the equivalent of manufactured white bread, but everyone seems to think we're gonna end up together, so I guess it has to happen. Right?"
Anime Protagonist to Rival/Childhood Friend/Best Friend:
"I would literally die for you. Like, no, seriously, I did actually almost die for you like...multiple times now."
"Your smile? I dream about it every night. My only goal in life is to make sure that you succeed and that you live long and happily. I'd give up everything I am for you, but I'm afraid I might never be able to find the words to tell you how I feel."
"I'm blessed to have you in my life and I wouldn't be the person I am today without you."
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hey babygirl, want to come back to my place and I'll inject you with this totally safe, definitely not toxic, chemical substance?
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I can say it now officially - I got into the project that one of the beat University in my country is doing for highschoolers like me and this means that I will work on new chemiluminescencent substances and I am so freaking excited - when I got the information I literally screamed and tried to explain to my mom what the university wrote in a mail but I forgot how to speak. Yes, I am proud of myself, because I got there only with my hard work.
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Rewatching organic chemistry lectures to prepare for an exam, but instead of taking notes, I’m writing down the weird things my professor says. And so…
An incomplete list of the unhinged stuff my organic chemistry professor has said:
Rule one in organic chemistry: carbon is a working girl. It bonds with basically everything
This is an alcohol. Something quite popular amongst students, I believe
A thiol kinda looks like an alcohol. But alcohols are usually enjoyed, whereas thiols is what skunks use when you’re stupid and unfortunate enough to piss them off. Do with that what you will.
There will come an age when your doctor gets worried about your high cholesterol levels, which often makes people wonder why we even have cholesterol if too much of it is so unhealthy. Let’s say it like this: if suddenly all your cholesterol vanished, your doctor would be pleased but you wouldnt be. You’d be a puddle on the floor.
How to know whether an anion is stable? Rule number one, and I’m sorry to say this, but gentlemen, your girlfriends lied. Because size does matter.
No self respecting scientist uses the IUPAC- naming system. But you still need to know it for the exam. Sucks to be you
An addition reaction is the most romantic reaction in chemistry: two things become one. But romance never lasts, and so just like that, one thing can fall apart into two again
For the exam, the bar is nearly on the floor. Just don’t write anything that is impossible and you’re good. And yet every year there are students who dig beneath the bar and fail anyway
The Sanger reaction was named after chemist Frederick Sanger, who is the only chemist to ever receive 2 Nobel prizes in chemistry. Marie Curie was also a chemist who got 2 Nobel prizes, but one of those was for physics so that’s a bit more complicated. Of course, there’s also the chemist Linus Pauling, who got 2 Nobel prizes as well… but one of them was the Nobel prize of peace and those don’t count
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