y’know what? FUCK you. i’m putting your ass in the control group. *injects you with boring saline instead of the fun and exciting glowing green goo i originally had planned*
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Could you guys imagine the drama if mad scientists had tumblr?
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Can you guys stop putting @normal-civilian on my dash?? They LITERALLY don't support graverobbing??? Like it's 2023 get over yourself some of us need corpse parts for experiments grandma isn't using her liver anymore it's fine!
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Just in case you haven't heard it today, it's totally valid to call yourself a doctor even if you dropped out of college! It's basically a mad scientist tradition at this point
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Nah fuck this. I didn't spend years defining and documenting a scientific method of turning people into giant animal mutants through gene manipulation to get lumped in with some fresh faced collage dropout who just happened to stumble onto the secret to reanimating corpses. Words have meanings.
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Hey guys what do you think would happen if I jumped into the open vat of glowing green mystery chemicals we all keep in our labs? Super powers right?
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Hospital.
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Aha! But I bet you didn't expect this! It's my latest invention, a giant death ray that detects the biggest LOSER in the room! And look! It's pointing right at you! Better run while you still can hero!
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Good one boss!
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Literally if you don't keep living brains in jars of green goo unfollow me now.
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um yeah I pull bitches. pull bitches into my dark realm of terrors
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t4t mad scientist girlfriends running a free bottom surgery clinic out of an abandoned applebees
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When villains are like “I may kill orphans, but at least I’m not RACIST”
Reblog if you agree
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I fucking LOVE purple and green I fucking LOVE evil scientist color palette I fucking LOVE the color of TOXIC SLUDGE and CHEMICALS and MYSTERY CONCOCTIONS I WANT TO DRINK
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i bend sexily over my lab bench to jot down a data point but my assistant doesn’t notice because they’re too busy drawing little faces on the test tubes and making them kiss
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Lab assistant walked in on me googling how to tell if your lab assistant likes you. I'm blowing up my secret lab
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It's always "oh god! oh god what the fuck!" and "What is wrong with you??!?!!? WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!" and never "thanks for bringing me back from the dead and also giving me cool insect wings and mandibles,did you have fun digging up my corpse?'.
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Fact! Cannibalism is OK if they deserved it
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