ALSO, i would 100% eat up the blurb ab bandmate!by releasing an album with a harry feature🩷🩷
FIRST BLURB OF OUR TWO YEAR ANNIVERSARY CELEBRATION <333 i really hope you like everything i’ll post this week, as usual let me know your thoughts 💗
MASTERLIST | MY PATREON
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yourinstagram countdown till love on tour is over has begun and i’m crying already
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harryfan1 FELT THIS
paulithepsm legend
harryfan2 crazy to think that this tour basically gave him a relationship with THEE harry styles
annetwist ❤️
harrystyles 😢
↳ harryfan3 SAME HARRY SAME
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bassrry I MET HARRY AND YN TODAY IN MUNICH !! i told them that they’re like my parents and yn said “well when are the signing the adoptions papers” and harry only laughed and kissed her heard THEY’RE SO IN LOOVEEE
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harryfan1 OMFGGGG
harryfan2 CONGRATS IM SO JELOUS
harryfan3 i love how yn is bold and harry acts shy my fairytale couple
bassrry OH AND ALSO i told yn that i was going to miss her on stage and she said that she was going to miss it too but we might see her on stage again very soon and harry was like “shhh love that’s a secret” THEY DEF HAVE SOMETHING UP THEIR SLEEVES
↳ harryfan1 OMFG
↳ harryfan2 LOVE ON TOUR IS FOREVER
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harrystyles Love On Tour. Warsaw. July, 2023.
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harryfan1 BABYYYYYYYYYY
harris_reed Our little canary 💛
yourinstagram i’ll be dreaming about this crowd for the rest of forever
↳ harryfan2 AHH THEY LOVED US
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fullstopmgmt YN. Welcome to the Full Stop & Erskine family.
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harryfan1 OMG SLAYYY
harryfan2 she’s officially signed as an artist that’s so dope
harryfan3 harry’s first nepo baby
↳ yourinstagram nepo girlfriend so true
harrystyles 🙌🏻
harryfan4 I CANT WAIT TO HEAR HER MUSIC
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yourinstagram WET DREAM. THE DEBUT SINGLE OUT THIS FRIDAY.
RUSH! THE DEBUT ALBUM. OUT SEPTEMBER 25TH.
I CANT BELIEVE I’M TYPING THIS
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harryfan1 OMFGGGGG
jefezoff 🐐
harryfan2 THIS IS SO SLAY
harryfan3 wait does this mean she’s leaving the love band ???
annetwist Congratulations dear ❤️
harrystyles I’m insanely proud, bandmate x
↳ harryfan1 she’s basically harry’s first nepo baby awww
tayrussell 🤍
↳ harryfan2 SLAY
HARRY VIA INSTAGRAM STORIES
//
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harrystyles My bandmate just released her debut single. She’s pretty cool and talented, and she’s also the love of my life. Listen to ‘Wet Dream’ now x
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harryfan1 AHHHHHHH
pillowpersonpp 🥺💕
harryfan2 THE SONG IS SO GOOOOOD
yourinstagram couldn’t have done this without you, boss man. ily 😢
harryfan3 i’ll be streaming yessir
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harryupdates HARRY AND YN PERFORMING HER SONG WET DREAM IN LISBON TONIGHT !!
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harryfan1 OMFG
harryfan2 THEY WON SO HARD
harryfan3 MY PARENTS ACTUALLY
harryfan4 IM GOING TO MISS THEM SO MUCH
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harrystyles Love On Tour. Lisbon. July, 2023.
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harryfan1 ONE MORE SHOW IM NOT OKAY
gemmastyles ❤️
harryfan2 DONT LEAVEEEEE
yourinstagram look at us being rockstars together
harryfan3 SOBBING IM SOBBING
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yourinstagram the world of harry styles and LOT ruled and changed mine, and I wanted to take a moment to thank you all from the absolute bottom of my heart. I’m very much having all the complex feels that could ever possibly come with closing this chapter, but I have some weird faith that the next one is going to be incredible, as long as you're by my side @harrystyles. I hope I’ll see you all somewhere out there along the way…we’ll be alright.
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harryfan1 AWEEEE
harryfan2 IM CRYING
harrystyles Thank you for coming into my life, bandmate, and giving me all of those little gay skirts. I love you.
paulithepsm ❤️
harryfan3 I LOVE THEM SO BAD
FANS VIA TWITTER
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yourinstagram RUSH! COVER AND TRACKLIST IS HERE
AHHHH i'm over the moon about this! thank you to everyone who helped my vision come to life, i can't wait for you to hear it
and the rumors are true, we got mr @harrystyles on a track and you're going to love it
OUT SEPTEMBER 25TH
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harryfan1 OMFGGGGG
jefezoff 🙌🏻
harryfan2 HARRY'S FIRST COLLAB EVER IS WITH YN !!!!! HOW ICONIC OMG
mitchrowland Legends.
harryfan3 THIS IS GOING TO BE SOOOO GOOD
harrystyles Thank you for having me x
↳ harryfan4 AHHHHH
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harrystyles RUSH! is out. I'm beyond proud of everything that you are, and I feel tremendously honored to be part of this @yourinstagram. Listen to the debut album by YN now.
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harryfan1 OMFGGGGGG
pillowpersonpp Congratulations buddies ❤
mtv We're not crying you are
harryfan2 UMM THE RIVER IS THE SONG OF THE YEAR WTFFFF THEIR VOICES SOUND AMAZING TOGETHER
yourinstagram thank you for letting be your first nepo baby. ily
↳ harryfan3 PLEASEEE I LOVE HER
↳ harryfan4 she embraces it
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yourinstagram !!!!!! SEE YOU THERE. A LOT OF SURPRISES COMING
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harryfan1 SO ICONIC
haimtheband We're ready 🤘🏻
harryfan2 harry's first ever gig as a solo artist was there too HOW BEAUTIFUL
jefezoff 👀
harryfan3 YALL WHAT IF HARRY SHOWS UP ON STAGE
↳ harryfan4 I WAS THINKING ABOUT THE SAME THING
harrystyles I'll definitely see you there x
↳ harryfan1 HIS ASS IS SO PERFORMING
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harryupdates HARRY PERFORMING THE RIVER WITH YN TONIGHT AT THE TROUBADOUR !!
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harryfan1 AHHHH
harryfan2 I WAS THERE IT WAS AMAZING
harryfan3 OH MY FUCKING GOD
harryfan4 i still cant belive harry's first ever and propably only collab was with yn
harryfan5 ROCKSTARS
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yourinstagram ofc im getting a RUSH! tattoo because this project has changed my life and i can't believe it's the #1 album in the world right now
THANK YOU
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harryfan1 SO HAPPY FOR HER
pillowpersonpp ❤❤
harryfan2 i can say i was here since she flirted with harry on stage
↳ damianodvd same
↳ harryfan3 HEEEELP HI DAMIANO
harrystyles So proud of you, bandmate x
harryfan4 she's going to win a grammy mark my words
Enhypen maknae line reacts to their so falling asleep on them
Hi :D Im back
Uh
Thank you for your support
Enjoy this wierd ass looking heart i drew i guess?
💀
Hyung line :3
Warnings: grammar errors (commas illude me), fluff, me simping for sunno the entire time, spelling errors, not proofread, were all single pringles together, pronouns not specified, "their" used once
repost if you saw the original unfinished version that i accidentally posted because i know some of yall did💀
Sunno
Confused but happy
Ya know how he does that head tilt when he's confused
Yeah
He does that
🥺
Pouts his lips and just stares at you in confusion
He's just a little confused baby
There all babys tho
He'll still cuddle you
Just with a little more confusion than normal
Will play with your hair
Running his hands through it
(ू˃̣̣̣̣̣̣︿˂̣̣̣̣̣̣ ू)
There are no words to describe the feelings he makes you feel
He loves it when you feel comfortable enough to fall asleep on him without a word
Its like you two have your own secret language with no words
*so walks in the room*
*makes eye contact with him*
*falls asleep in his arms a few moments later*
I wish i could do that
He definitely looks forward to when you come home from a long day
Just so you can collapse onto him
I know i said Hoonie was my bias wrecker
But...
_(:3」∠)_
Oh well
Jungwon
🐱
Smol cat boi
Would not let you stay on his lap
Literally rolls over with you on top of him and lays on his side
Then he doesn't let you leave his arms
>:<
But have yall ever been in someones arms when there sleeping?
...
No?
Me neither
💀
I think it would be really hot
WaiT-
No
I meant temperature
I mean if were talking about Jungwon...
But just imagine being trapped against someones body
Unable to move
And overheating
Yeah you push him off you
But then you crawl on top of him
Because you cant fall asleep without him
And you want to make him suffer the way be made you suffer-
Jk
...
Anyways you fall asleep
Together
Like two peas in a pod
And you wake up sideways cuddled into him again
Because he woke up with you on top of him and pushed you off
And then you ended up in the same position you were im before
That sounded really wrong-
Im gonna stop now
Before i make any other wierd jokes
Ni-ki
Well he says he hates it
"says"
Because really who can resist a sleepy person when all they want is to sleep on you?
Nobody
Except him
Or at least he tries
But he still lets you fall asleep on him without complaining
Suspicious ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°
As soon as he double checks that your asleep he starts hugging you
Because he cant show weakness when your awake
No no
Because then he would be caught
✨simping✨
For you
And that's not allowed
According to him
Definitely accidentally wakes you up
But you don't tell him
Because you just want soft riki
Who desent
Seriously when he's no serious or tensed up and actually acting like a maknae it makes my heart melt 🥰
You listen to him as he hums you a little song
Thinking your still asleep
Eventually you really do fall back asleep
And he probably falls asleep too
The two of you are another victim to the hyung photos
They will take them just to embarrass you istg
Not even to say how cute you are together
No-
"look how wierd their face looks😀"
It was definitely Sunghoon
Getting back at him for taking sleeping pictures of him sleeping
Pairings: Dazai, Kunikida, Chuuya, Atsushi, Akutagawa X Fem!Reader
Genre: Fluff, Humor
Format: Headcanons
Warnings: None
Word Count: 0.8K
A/n: God I love writing about tiktok trends!
Listen to Finesse By Cardi B & Bruno Mars
This tiktok compilation on Youtube
So basically when you're scrolling through tiktok, you come across this video where the woman stands next to his partner as this part of the song starts, and waits to see whether his man would grab him or not.
Youre a bit unsure if you should try it out with your s/o too, but you made up your mind and go to them
"Babe? Can you come hear a second?"
So as you tell em that youre recording a tiktok video, and ask them to stand next to you, you play this part of the song.
"Fellas grab your ladies if your lady fine!"
⇝Dazai Osamu
Definitely didn't see it coming since he doesn't have tiktok (he just doesn't seem like a person who would be into social media and stuff...), but the way you behaved made him think that something was definitely going on.
So when the song starts playing, he carefully listens to it, and from the lyric and how youre waiting for his reaction he finds out what you want.
Instantly reaches for you and pulls you closer to himself, as he smirks and looks at your satisfied reaction.
"Hey there, fine lady!"
"Hey there, 'Samu" you chuckle while wrapping your arms around his neck, and gently kissing his lips.
Deep down, he's sighing to himself, thinking that you would have killed him if he hadn't acted on time lmao
⇝Kunikida Doppo
So what's tiktok? <3
He's not really willing to do it cause he's not into these kind of stuff, but he's also not one to refuse after you give him the puppy eyes <:
So he secretly looks at his watch while you play the song, and when you do, he's obliviously looking at you, waiting for you to tell him what to do.
He though that this was some sort of tiktok dance as usual😭
When he watches your disappointed reaction, he wonders "What's going on? Why is she staring at me like that?" And that's when he concentrates on the lyric and goes like "Ohhhh..."
He rises his hand to grab your waist, but you shake it away as you walk away from him "I Cant believe you!"
Curses the creator of tiktok while he follows you to make up for the mistake he had no idea he was making 🤧
⇝Nakajima Atsushi
You obviously don't expect him to get it right away, but you just wanna see his reaction so you decide to do the trend.
You both stand next to each as the song starts to play, and you notice him listen to the song carefully so you hope that he does it on time, but when the song stops after that single lyric, he turns at you, dumbfounded.
You laugh as you explain to him what was going on, and he gets gloomy, like "But I don't know English🥺"
Convinces you to give it a go one more time, and this time when the song has barely started playing, he grabs you as fast as he could and shoves you into his embrace.
"Is this ok?" "Yeah! It's perfect" You chuckle while planting a small kiss on his flushed cheeks, thinking how can he be this cute ಥ_ಥ
⇝Akutagawa Ryuunosuke
I think that all mafia members know English since the organization has so many deals with foreign companies, so he knows What the lyric means.
Like Kunikida, hes definitely a hater of not into these stuff, but since you begged him so much he agreed.
Lowkey curious in what trick youre about to pull this time.
So when the song starts playing, he gets Dejavu, like "Haven't I heard this song before?"
That's when it hits him that "Oh! It's from the video Gin was watching- "
Suddenly, everything made sense to him, and exactly a second before the song is over, he places his hand on your waist.
You're surprised as heck cause you didn't expect him todo it😭
He tells you to get to work instead of wasting your time in this nonsense, while he's secretly satisfies with the result😏
⇝Nakahara Chuuya
He has tiktok.
And he's not dumb either.
was actually watching you when you saw this trend for the first time.
LOL I didn't mean in a scary way.
So when you ask him to participate in your video for tiktok, he tries to cover up his smile as he stands next to you.
The second the song starts playing, he suddenly raises you up and holds you princess way, while giving you a cocky smile :D
"Hmph! Testing me like that..."
You would have been on your knees if you were on the ground at that moment cause bruh! The dude looked so fucking hot holding you like you were a peace of paper
(Lets forget about the fact that it's because of his ability🚶🏻♀️)
You weren't sure whether to post the video or not but Chuuya made it clear that you have to by giving you a threatening gaze.
He wants other people to know how strong he is and that youre officially taken (:
warnings - none much. reader just cries in all of the reactions
genre - fluff, tiniest of angst, crack
a/n - i got this idea after listening to ‘no me queda mas’ by selena😪 when i tell you i was BAWLINGG !! anywayyy i decided to post this since i havent been updating the smau (my bad yall) but also coz this has been sitting in my drafts for way too long😭 so i hope yall enjoy 💗
(bold = reader)
[yeonjun] <3
- bro walks in and just sees you bawling your eyes out
- confused coz wtf are you doing in the dark blasting bruno mars 🤨
- “uh… baby? are you oka-“
- couldnt finish his sentence coz you start sobbing loudly
- most definitely thinks youre going through something
- decides to sit next to you and rubs your back as you sob your heart out
- “sorry… this song is just so sad”
- “no dont apologize baby” *smiles widely* “ill be your shoulder to cry on”
- teases you when youve calmed down fs
[soobin] <3
- worried bby :(
- abt to start crying just coz youre crying (this pure soul🤧)
- sits next to you and hugs you super duper tight
- (pls keep in mind he still has yet to find out why youre crying)
- grabs a tissue box and starts wiping your tears and your snot. despite it grossing him out just a littleee 🤏 bit
- finally asks why youre crying and… welp
- his face literally goes from “🥺🤨😐😑”
- “babe i thought someone died !!! you worried me so much ahhhh”
- dramatic noises coz bby was REALLYYY worried for a second
- but its okay coz at least youre crying over something minor
[beomgyu] <3
- confused pt.1
- first instinct, as bad as it sounds, is to record you😭
- like lets be honest, the second he heard adele from the other room he alr knew you were gonna end up in tears
- comes up to you and starts fake crying
- you look at him like “🥺🤨”
- “what? you cant just cry alone. you need my cries to finish yours”
- changes the music to something else coz his throat starts hurting from all the fake crying😭
- shows you the video he took an hour later and you alr know hes laughing as he does so
[taehyun] <3
- honestly babes didnt even notice you were crying
- he came into the room to grab something and didnt notice you were crying till he turned around
- confused pt.2
- doesnt understand why youre crying till he hears ‘for you’ by bts playing
- as a fellow army himself, he understands
- grabs a box of tissue and your favorite stuffed animal and hands it to you
- and when you look at him confused, he just replies with “for the tough times”
- walks out and cooks you some nice soup for when youre done with your crying session
[hueningkai] <3
- heard sniffling and thought you caught a cold
- turns out youre crying over music :\
- kinda stands at the door like “🧍🏾”
- literally doesnt speak bc “actions speak louder than words”
- grabs one of his many stuffed animals and comes towards you with it
- “yah im gonna tickle you if you dont stop crying this instant”
- ends up tickling you anyways coz he wants to hear your furious giggles and laughs (🥹💔)
- cuddles you while rubbing your back
- “im gonna do this to you every time i catch you crying”
— if you thought a little extreme physical exhaustion was gonna stop her from performing with her members, you were wrong
— but she also rested the entire week except for practices (she only did one music show perf for until spring on mucore)
— she didn’t use as much energy as usual just because her health rn is 👎🏾👎🏾👎🏾 but best assured she is a performer
— mr. vampire is HER song guys, like, the babygirl that she is OMG😩
— and then the little break before the solo stages
— when i tell you this girl was snacking backstage during chaeryeong’s performance (after changing into her outfit ofc)
— granted her snacks were to ensure she’d have enough energy, but miss girl was swinging her feet and twirling her hair as she ate her snacks
— she’s no fucking angel, she’s no fucking goddess‼️‼️
— nobody thought she was gonna swear but she did
— and the choreo *chef’s kiss*
— then back to backstage to change and rest some more
— she almost took a power nap, but all her naps turn into 4 hours of unconsciousness
— listen she’s a dynamite truther so you know she slayed during that performance
— and she’s also a not shy girlie so… the dance was dancing
— time for ments
— nabi: honestly, the number one song i was looking forward to performing was icy. i was looking forward to performing it, but it isn’t on the tracklist 😔 it breaks my heart, but at least not shy is here 😕
— during the more freestyle stages (no choreo just fun) the members checked on nabi’s condition
— at some point ryujin pulled her to sit down together and just vibe
— during the encore stage, her and yuna swapped mics so they could hear each other in their in-ears
— and it was chaos😭😭😭
— nabi’s voice is naturally a bit loud so yuna was suffering (one reblog is one prayer for yuna 🙏🏾)
— day 2 let’s go!
— since it was the second day she was better at controlling her energy
— you can say many things about nabi, but you cant say she isnt a performer
— bcs how the hell did she turn born to be into a babygirl anthem 😭😭
— the transition from the other members being girl crush personified to her smiling so big and being so cute gave everybody whiplash
— but then she started being on her hot girl shit immediately after
— and second day of no angels and no goddesses
— dynamite was made for her
— perfect balance between girl crush and cutie girl galore
— and psychic lover her beloved
— nabi singing love is to yeji with the biggest smile the world has ever seen
— ment time lets go!!!
— “the members are very… i’m very grateful to have them in my life. i hope we stay together for a long time and continue to love each other the way we do now. thank you for allowing me to be in your lives and to cry with you, laugh with you, sing with you… thank you for everything. crazy things are going to happen this year, but all six of us will get through it together”
— and she started tearing up as she was speaking🥺🥺 but she couldn’t handle the attention so “that’s all i have to say, stop looking at me”
— then she made eye contact with lia in the crowd and started crying
— nabi: and you havent *sobs* even been *sobs* to *sobs* my apartment yet *sobs*
— then it turned into yuna and nabi hugging each other while crying
— yuna: unnie *sobs* said if lia unnie doesn’t *sobs* like her *sobs* apartment *sobs* then she’ll move out
— then you’ve got ryujin “but when we sent jisu unnie the photos, she said it was cute”
— nabi: THAT DOESN’T MEAN SHE LIKED IT *sobs*
— it was just crying and crying
— yeji, ryujin, and chaeryeong trying to get the oldest and youngest to stop crying
— chaeryeong: unnie, your parents are telling you to wipe your tears and stop crying
— “my parents are here😭😭? do you WaNt Me To CrY a RiVeR??”
— somebody please get this girl tissues bcs it was getting ugly atp😭😭😭
— and midzys are watching all of this happen mind you
— tuna crying and holding onto each other went viral and you know it!
Omg I loved how you played out my req so well! I liked how instead of R or Hobie's POV, It was Yuri's instead. It's a pleasant change, and I like how we got to see inside the thoughts of one of Hobie's bandmates ever since the apocalypse happened! Overall, I loved it:)
Daily Hobie HC!
Band AU time cus we havent had that in a hot minute!
After every practice that you both have with the others, Hobie practically teleports into the kitchen, immediately putting on the kettle to make you some honey lemon tea to soothe your throat and make sure you still have your lovely singing voice.
As you two settle down, he practically goes limp in your arms, allowing you to do whatever you want to him while he enjoys the warmth of your fingers massaging his hands, relieving him of cramps.
With his head on your lap, your fingers working expertly on his muscles and a tea with the perfect ratio of honey and lemon (somehow Hobie gets it every time), it's usually a peaceful hour or two after practice...and depending how late you both got home, usually followed up by some teasing.
However, if you're unlucky due to whatever circumstance (hobie's probably temporarily died then if you cant have your honey lemon tea from him)
If you talk to him with a sore throat/lost voice, he'll tease the living shit out of you and be so gentle at the same time. Hobie will lean slightly into you, tilting his head towards you so he's able to hear what you're trying to say to him better.
Even if he gets hand cramps during practice, with how hard he's playing the damn guitar, the others are quite surprised how fast you're willing to abandon the mic (without dropping it) to tend to him.
Even Hobie's surprised, trying to usher you back so they can continue, yet he can't deny how nice it feels as your fingers work nimbly and quickly at his hand, the warmth easing the cramps.
I bet as much as you both would want to deny it, Hobie knows there's so way possible that you two, multiple times during band practice, will try to be louder than the other.
It's a common occurrence to be told to 'shut up and stop riling the other one up'...but Hobie just can't help it.
He wants to see how far you both can push yourselves, even if it pisses off Ned.
If he can, Hobie absolutely adores seeing you sing. If he hears any sort of song coming from you, whether it'd be something he'd listen to or not, he'd nonchalantly just lean against whatever he can that's out of your vision, listening until you've stopped and finally acknowledged him.
When Hobie realizes that you're humming one of the band's songs, he'll grab his guitar and quietly strum to it, slowly increasing in volume until you notice. Every time he's done this, it ends up being a mini concert in the boathouse.
Imagine in the Billie and Ramona AU too-
For example, you'd be singing one of your favourite songs from the band to them, their legs swinging to and fro as they sat on the counter, watching you make hot chocolate.
If Hobie is lucky to be able to catch you doing so, he'll immediately begin boasting about you to his daughters, exclaiming how you used to be in the exact same band as Aunty Yuri, watching as their eyes sparkle and your eyes roll with a flustered look on your face.
(I bet Yuri's the favourite of Billie and Ramona you cant tell me otherwise)
Also I have recently discovered the band South Arcade and I LOVE their songs??? Some songs I'd recommend (if you wanna listen to them) are Riptide, Silverlight, Nepo Baby and New Fever
Why? Because I adore those songs specifically and they are SO GOOD
-🐦⬛
Thank you, angel!! I loved writing it ❤️
Daily Hobie HC!! 🎉
Hobie after band practice so he could make you some tea:
Yuri: where-?! How?!!
The image of r cuddling with a mug of tea while they're massaging Hobie's hands and him falling asleep on their lap has me all giggly 🥺🥺🥺 so cute!!! I would love to massage his hands 🥴
Yeees!! Little impromptu concerts inside the houseboat! Gasp! With Billie and Ramona too!!!
Oh absolutely, yuri is def their favourite (uncle ned hates that one fact!) Billie and Mona are now their momma's number 1 fan!!
I'll give them a listen! Im currently into chappell roan and her voice is so heavenly 😍
MIA MIA MIA THIS SONG IS SOOOO WAKEBUN !!! I'VE NEVER HEARD A SONG MORE WAKEBUN THAN THIS ONE !!!
meet me in the woods by lord huron
https://youtu.be/iBy2qRG1PA0?si=c5L-QSry7Y_TfRrS
ALEXYSSS ALEXYSSS IMSOLATETO ANSWERINGTHIS BUT I SAW IT THE MOMENT YOU SENT IT AND 😭😭💖💖 YOURE SO RIGHT IT LITERALLY IS SO . WAKEBUN. You mightve found the wakebun anthem fr BECAUSE I CANT STOP LISTENING TO IT AND THINKING OF HIM 😭😭🥺💓💓
Also if anybody wants.. here is the wakebun playlist ehehhe
tae: i am also at jungkooks home (and y/ns i would never forget u my queen i love ur house) maybe yoongi got into a fight again idk
yoongi: i am watching tv
not fighting
that was one time
hobi: didn’t you break woozi’s nose literally last week and harassed scoups a week before that?
jin: he also did knock out that one staff guy last month
namjoon: he did
and luckily when the guy woke up he couldn’t remember anything and didn’t sue
yoongi: you know about all that?
stop stalking me
freaks.
hobi: people talk yoongi!!!
tae: AND HE PUNCHED ME YESTERDAY
y/n: YOU BROKE WOOZI’S NOSE??????
tae: ok but yoongi also punched ME like who even is woozi when he’s at home????
yoongi: me but if i was ugly homeless untalented and had a broken nose
jin: yoongi is woozi’s evil twin
y/n: WHAT DID WOOZI EVER DO TO YOU??
yoongi: idk a woozi
namjoon: we are getting off track
jimin jin what did you do??
jimin: NOTHING I SWEAR IT WASN’T ME LITERALLY MAKING A SANDWICH RN
jin: i was cleaning haven’t done anything promise
namjoon: who is lying to me
pls tell me i really don’t have time for this rn
y/n: i vote jimin why is he shouting never trust a man that shouts
also tae get the fuck out my house rn
and can i get a little context about this woozi situation….
tae: cant wait for u to come home #sleepover
jimin: ITS NOT ME I SWEAR ALSO I THINK I BROKE MY PHONE I CANT TAKE CAPSLOCK OFF HELP
I VOTE JIN CUZ FYM UR CLEANING
jin: it means i me cleaning?
is he stupid? anyways i vote y/n cuz she’s a sick little liar and is probably causing problems
y/n: i’m literally in a car rn i’m not doing anything
YOONGI ANSWER UR PHONE RN
yoongi: read my message i sent you :3
hobi: i vote tae
jk: same
tae: wtf jungkook
jk: sorry u are taking real long in the toilet for all i know you could of jumped out the window and stabbed 46 people
tae: no cuz ur so right
but i haven’t btw namjoon if ur wondering
namjoon: ur all stressing me out
stop arguing
and NO sex talk please
jimin: ??????
yoongi: who is arguing?
jin: and who is talking about sex?
namjoon: oh
um okay
cool
good
yoongi: freak
hobi: yoongi about to send u this song listen to it pretty pls with a cherry on top >.<
yoongi: k
jk: guys pls someone bring me bread
i ate all my bread
y/n: will get some on my way home
yoongi i stg answer ur phone
jk: blushing
yoongi: :3333
jimin: PLS SOMONE HELP ME HOW DO I FIX THIS
jin: it’s probably a issue in ur settings
maybe idk
have you checked?
jimin: WILL DO THAT
namjoon: this feel extremely wrong
is everyone ok?
hobi: yes yes
yoongi: 👍🏻
jimin: YEAH
tae: yh
jin: yup
jk: yes mr namjoon
y/n: ofc !!
but woozi is not can we pls address the woozi situation yoongi did NOT answer me
namjoon: okay
why do i feel like something is wrong then
everything is wayyyyy to calm
it’s like
domestic almost
in a strange way
its unsettling
jin: then settle? idk what to tell you
jk: domestic malewife 🥺
my dream
y/n: ????
namjoon: no one is threatening to kill anyone
ur not taking about sex
nothing about feminism
or tae being broke
no jk vs yoongi
jin vs jimin????
hobi isn’t singing
no drug talk
and not one of you is on drugs right now??
guys be fr
what’s wrong?
jk: do you want me to get high rn??????
i can do it
if you want
i can
just say the word
namjoon: no wtf???
i would LIKE if you guys told me what the fuck you’re hiding from me
jin: let’s talk about what UR hiding joon
y/n: OMG WHY ARE WE NOT CONCERNED THAT YOONGI BROKE WOOZIS NOSE LIKE HELLO?????
namjoon: what i’m hiding????
i’m not hiding anything
jimin: IS IT FIXED NOW GUYS?
tae: when life gets tough you need to fix yourself
or you won’t be fixed
jk: woah
yoongi: what?
hobi: it’s cold as fuck toady
y/n: HIS NOSE HELLO??? ITS BROKEN
jk: tell him to fix it
because if he doesn’t fix himself he won’t be fixed
tae: the way jungkook just gets it 🥺
jin: don’t lie kim namjoon
namjoon: i really don’t know what ur talking about but ok??
anyways u guys are still bothering me but not in a i want to bash my head against a wall sense like normal
but in a are they being held at gun point sense
can you all snap out of it??
jk: don’t bash ur head joon
namjoon: im not
that is my problem
yoongi: sounds like you are
namjoon: you guys did something real fucked up didnt you that’s why ur acting like this
you can tell me
i wont get mad
hobi: ok can you shut up ohmygod
jimin: LITERALLY JOON UR GREAT AND ALL BUT WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT PLS SHUT THE HELL UP
jk: can you not shout pls ur scaring people
jimin: I CANT HELP IT
jk: sorry i’m just a ugly pig then
yoongi: ur so dramatic
tae: don’t worry kookie small men often carry a large amount of rage that’s why jimin is shouting
don’t take it personal
jimin: ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ME??
y/n: ok so you guys really don’t gaf about woozi???
jk: what is that???
yoongi: literally
tae: y/n can you also buy cheese for us when you come back
jk: cheese 🤤
y/n: whatever….
namjoon: wow ok
so
i’ll just go then?
jk: baiiii ^^ 💞✨
namjoon: no this feels so wrong
y/n: go take a nap joon
hobi: bros just yapping away like 💀
tae: GO
namjoon: did you guys kill someone?
be honest with me im begging
jin: maybe if we ignore him he’ll go away
jimin: fixed my keyboard
thank god amen #lifeisgood
namjoon: guys
jk: i’m a man not a guy
yoongi: what
hobi: do you think maybe this is his midlife crisis?
jin: i thought the whole rap monster thing was his midlife crisis
y/n: he was like 18 then?
jin: i didn’t expect him to live long
jimin: start of life crisis
tae: maybe namjoon himself is the crisis
namjoon: you guys are my crisis
y/n: we haven’t even done anything
namjoon: can you guys do something
hobi: ur really loosing it
namjoon: don’t make ME do something
hobi: wtf is namjoon threatening me rn?
jimin: what is the worst namjoon can do be fr
namjoon: i have like 127 snipers on ur house rn shut the fuck up
jimin: wtf???????
y/n: nct core
namjoon: me y/n and tae had a threesome
jk: WHAT??????????????
jin: I KNEW IT I KNEW IT
jimin: oh my actual god
tae: I HIT I HIT GUYS I DID IT ALL OF YOU THAT PRAYED ON MY DOWNFALL LOOK AT ME NOW LOOK AT ME
namjoon: but that’s not the first time we fucked
minus tae ofc
tae: wait what
hobi: oh wow
namjoon: on jungkooks birthday last year
yoongi: laughed
namjoon: and at a sleepover we all had at yoongi’s house
yoongi: oh
jk: WHAT THE FUCK
y/n: i am going to kill you
namjoon: i have almost asked her to be my girlfriend
y/n: what
namjoon: on multiple occasions
jk: THIS HAS TO BE FAKE OMGSHH2£:£!£3:;&;’cmnfkknfmfnc
y/n: namjoon
namjoon: i’ve tried to get taehyung kicked out of the group a total of 29 times
tae: WHY WTF
????
OMG
BETRAYAL OF THE CENTURY
WHAT THE HELL
jin: LMAO that’s crazy as hell
namjoon: i have never eaten a single dish jin has ever cooked for me
jin: ARE YOU SICK?????????
I SLAVE AWAY IN THE KITCHEN
AND FOR WHAT???
FUCKING UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT
NEVER COOKING FOR U AGAIN
WOW IM SO PISSED
FUCK YOU
UGLY FUCK
namjoon: when we debuted i believed jimin was the ugliest man i had ever seen and felt physically ill when people would flirt with him because wtf were they seeing??
jimin: WOW
WOOOOOW
wow
that’s crazy actually
do u even fw us be honest
hobi: definitely fw y/n that’s for sure!!!
ok i’m sorry i didn’t mean it i don’t want to know what you have to say im sorry i just saw the opportunity PLS IM SORRY IM SORRY
namjoon: ur mother used to send me money so i would hang with you
hobi: ur telling me our sunday bonding days weren’t actually sunday bonding days 🥲
namjoon: i wanted to shoot myself in the head
jimin: what the actual fuck is happening
jk: HES LYING HES LYING THERE IS NO WUAYS HES LYINGGGGGGG
namjoon: why would i be lying?
y/n: namjoon you need stop talking
yoongi: namjoon kill yourself
jk: YEAH KILL YOURSELF
namjoon: thank you
jimin: this is by far the craziest degradation kink i’ve ever seen
namjoon: argue
yoongi: you want us to argue?
are you high?
jk: HES HIGH HE IS I KNOW IT
HE WOULDNT SAY ALL OF THAT SOBER
tae: waittt namjoons first high 💞💞💞💞
jimin: that makes sense
he don’t even know what he’s talking about rn lmao
not even mad anymore
i’m happy for u bro
namjoon: no i definitely do know what i’m talking about
i just want you guys to act normal
tae: it’s okay ur doing great joonie
namjoon: I AM NOT HIGH STOP
y/n: you have to be cuz wtf
jk: im confused
namjoon: shut up
jk: why is namjoon fighting me
namjoon: i literally slept with y/n
jk: STOP IT MAKE HIM GO AWAY
PLEASE
jin: IDC IF HES OFF FUCKING COKE RN
he’s actually so fucked up and insane for saying that TO ME LIKE TO ME MY COOKING ARE YOU INSANE??????
what a SHIT leader…
hobi: i think maybe he needs to hug a tree rn
stay grounded or smth
yoongi: bro is off the trees rn wydm
namjoon: i am “off” absolutely nothing rn maybe i’m just really concerned for you all
and maybe just maybe it’s you guys’ fault for making me have to act and talk insane so YOU GUYS can act and talk insane and make me feel at peace in life
you made me like this
all you do is cause me stress
this is ALL UR OWN FAULT
tae: i am NOT reading that essay 😭
jimin: omg we are all literally being gaslit by kim namjoon rn what the actual fuck is life
namjoon: im sick of you all
ur ageing me
y/n: i think ur ageing urself tbh
hobi: life goes on man…
tae: tbh i think namjoon is going through a bad trip rn
like tell me he doesn’t sound high as hell
jimin: you’ve actually lost it namjoon
hobi: it was bound to happen
tae: it’s okay just hold ur breath until you pass out and when u wake up you’ll be fine
that’s how i stop a bad trip
namjoon: I AM NOT HIGH FOR THE LAST TIME
jk: that’s what i say when i’m high
just saying
yoongi: this is definitely that midlife crisis
namjoon: why are you not freaking out about me literally having sex with the girl your in love with
yoongi: ur high and idc
jk: I CARE
i don’t believe you joon 😡
y/n: this is not life rn…..
hobi: are all four of you not in love with her wow thats kinda insane
y/n rizz go crazy
jimin: why don’t you all just like idk
date????
hobi: omg wait i wanna date too don’t leave me out this time 🥺🫰🏼
yoongi: i’ll pass
MY girl idk if you get that or not
jimin: but she’s-
ok
whatever
ur all fucked up idc
might as well all fuck but fuck me right???
ur girl no ur so right i need to just shut my mouth
sighs looks left looks right
idiot
namjoon: you all make me sick
jimin: literally do not care
jk: do you need a hug namjoon?
namjoon: absolutely not shut the fuck up
jk: oh 🥲
yoongi: so ur just really fucking mean high?
sucks
namjoon: IS HELL FROZEN OVER YOONGI BASICALLY JUST DEFENDED JUNGKOOK LIKE WHAT????? GUYS ARE YOU SEEING THIS???
hobi: who sold you this weed man..
we need to get them
jimin: he probably got sold cocaine got told it was weed and took it all
jin: yikes
sleep it off joon!!
namjoon: I HATE YOU ALL
omg
guys
i’m going to kill myself
….
now you say good or like do it or we won’t miss you
jin: who hurt you??
namjoon: YOU GUYS DID
YOU GUYS DO
ALL THE TIME ACTUALLY
WHY ARE YOU NOT DOING THAT NOW
jk: he wants us to tell him to kill himself?
namjoon: YES
y/n: he’s actually loosing his mind wow
hobi: he’s literally on another universe rn
jin: i’ll actually kill you instead of telling you to kill urself how about that!
namjoon: SHUT THE HELL UP
yoongi: does he want us to argue or stfu??? i don’t get it anymore
y/n: ur really like being insane rn joon
jimin: this a high that NEEDS to be slept off…
namjoon: there is no way u guys are being fr rn…
you guys are fucking with me
WHY IS IT AN ISSUE WHEN I SAY SOMETHING OUT OF LINE
hobi: you said MANY things out of line
namjoon: BUT YOU GUYS CAN TALK ABOUT HOW TAE HAD SEX WITH A RANDOM GIRL IN ALLEY FOR FREE FOOD AND NO ONE SAYS SHIT?????
tae: THAT IS NOT TRUE BTW
NAMJOON TELL THEM ITS NOT TRUE
namjoon: YOU GUYS ARE LITERALLY AT EACH OTHERS THROATS EVERY DAY AND WHEN I QUESTION WHY UR ALL BEING NORMAL I GET LOOKED AT FUNNY???
y/n: this is us normal?
I WAS LITERALLY TALKING ABOUT HOW YOONGI BROKE MY FRIENDS NOSE IS THAT NORMAL TO YOU???
tae: namjoon just used that fake scenario as an example IT IS NOT TRUE
namjoon: everyday you all push me closer to suicide
yoongi: ok?
idk what you want us to do at this point
namjoon: i don’t know either
yoongi: ok??
namjoon: ok
jk: OK 😋
namjoon: i think i’m gonna go now
namjoon left “JIMIN OLD ERA”
jimin: lmao i NEED to find out what he’s smoking that was crazy
yes i realize it is already well into january 2024 but here, enjoy the songs i found this year that define my 2023. if you're new here, hi i used to make obsessive music posts but now dont have time to make full ones so take this instead: your very own unique insight to my 2023!
this post is dedicated to @disco-tea for somehow being invested in all my music adventures and obsessions, bestie ily 🥺💕
STOP (Lollapalooza Version) by j-hope (Eng. translation // Performance w/ Eng. sub)
im totally cheating already by choosing this when i first listened to jitb in 2022. but honestly? i dont care. i saw hobipalooza for the first time in 2023 and this version was only officially released then so here it is now!
to be frank, watching the performance was a completely different experience to me compared to listening to the studio release. while the original recording sounded conversational, it felt like something was exploding out of him during this performance. he needed to get things off his chest and yet still barely stops himself in his tracks from spiralling. and the juxtaposition !! placing it right after Equal Sign, where he is preaching kindness and understanding and unity and even goes so far to say "it costs you nothing to be kind" ?? and then the sudden immediate whiplash into STOP where he is actively holding himself back because its not true! being kind is hard!!! but he wants to be understanding and practice what he preaches but even he fails and gets "contaminated by the viruses" sometimes. its hard, its real, its raw. and ugh !! this song !!!
Bonus: the moment I always start to lose my mind
its the way the alternate title to this song is "there are no bad people in the world," a belief he holds deep to his core. and yet only a few breaths later, he confesses that the reality of the world makes him question if people are even human anymore. 😩 like wtf-
but also. its so true. and relatable. sometimes i cant even look at the news anymore bc its so hard to be a hopeful and positive and good person when you are bombarded with only hate and tragedy. i have never seen that feeling captured so perfectly in a song. jung hoseok you king.
tldr i think about this song, its performance juxtaposition, and what it means way too often. eternally sad that the youtube video with eng subs playing those songs back to back got taken down, i rewatched it so much it haunts me. may we never ever forget hobipalooza bc jung hoseok made Choices !!
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Don't Wanna Cry by Seventeen (Eng. translation // Performance w/ Eng. sub in captions)
the real ones remember how j-hope took over my life that second half of 2022 and how much i fought tooth and nail the entire way... so yeah lol seventeen took over the second half of 2023 and this is the song that got me out of that denial.
the thing is. i had kept hearing about this song and this choreography and how iconic it was, which is why i avoided it for so long. but as we all know, no matter how much i joke, i am and always will be a dancer. dancing will always be in my blood. so it is very on brand that a good dancer has been what gets me into kpop groups 100% of the time (2 out of 2 groups stanned bc i fell for the main dancer 🫣). and as a choreographer, good choreo will always have an unreasonable chokehold on me. and yet, Don't Wanna Cry has the audacity to exist ?? featuring performance unit leader hoshi with his most masterful choreography for this heartbreaking song ?? come onnn, i had no chance.
i cant say anything about this choreo that hasnt been said before but like seriously, watch this practice video and tell me this choreo isnt one of the most in-sync yet emotionally effective pieces of art you've ever seen. You don't even need the translations to understand the emotions behind it. But when I first saw the lyrics with the choreography, I swear I got chills. Ironically, once DK sang out this line:
my eyes got blurry. because thats the whole point of the song isn't it? thats the whole reason why they dont want to cry. because they realize their time together is limited, their heart is breaking but each second in their presence is so beautiful and precious, how dare tears get in the way of fully appreciating this time together. its beautiful and heartbreaking and then the timing of falling to their knees right after for a chorus just adds into the hopelessness.
And I know everyone talks about the bridge but like- the bridge.
Lying to yourself that everything is OK only to fall on your knees again begging "come back, come back, come back". The rawness in this choreo. The almost uncontrollable chest pops in this vulnerable, open position because these words are coming from their heart.
Also Hoshi still to this day calls this one of his favorite svt choreos. He doesn't brag much about his choreo nowadays but the interviews I could find of him proudly relaying the story behind the iconic "streetlight" choreo just 🥺🥺 me too buddy. choreo can be beautiful sometimes and he did so good with this one. 🥺🥺🥺 choreographer hoshi, king of my heart, thank you for making me fall in love with this song 🥺🙌
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I'm Just Another Person Oh God by Daisy the Great (lyrics)
Ah, yes. the Daisy the Great phase. I could have picked the whole All You Need is Time album honestly bc the storyline it has in my head is so fucked up I can't handle it. But in the end, it was a toss up between including this one or Aluminum in this list bc those were the ones I had on loop. for. reasons. 🫣
Gosh, what to say about this song. other than admitting, wow was I going through something for this one. Haven't we all felt this way sometimes though? Wanting something so bad and it not working out and then stepping back like. "wait am i being greedy and selfish with this?" and the answer is no! like actually im just being entirely super normal with this. just like everyone else! only i am also filled with some bonus woe! like ?!??!?! wasnt that the biggest 2023 mood? idk it was for me lmao.
There is something to be said with this album though, that is particularly apparent in this song. It's that kind of cynical wistfulness of wanting something you had in the past. Passion? Naivete? Whatever it is. It's gone now bc of life, the passage of time, and you're being like so super brave and normal about it (clenched fist, arthur meme style). Everything is painted with a bit of regret and "why am i always like this", all wrapped up in a funky floaty song that is almost uncomfortably easy to listen and vibe to bc of how concerning those lyrics can be when you really listen. but hey ✌️ it really do be like that sometimes i guess. shoutout to them for the insane 20yearold something vibes bc daisy the great? they get it ahaha.
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Snow on Tha Bluff by J. Cole (lyrics)
Lol surprise.
if you ever want to know how i find music, a lot of my favorite songs are usually found by chance. a random deep dive fueled by curiosity or hyperfixation and every so often, my spotify will give me a gem. this particular discovery was bc for a variety of reasons, i decided to listen to a playlist of j.cole's music and was bopping along appropriately until this one came up and. i had to replay it multiple times.
its very understated. and raw. stream-of-consciousness.
i dont even know but i listened to this one a lot. even as i write this now, its been months since i listened to it but when i was making this list, i knew i had to include this one bc of how much ive thought about it.
there's something about understated vulnerability that always gets me in. nothing about this is showy nor does it really seem to have a point other than him needing to get this off his chest. yet there's such a poignant art to it. the instance he speaks about is v specific but the sentiment is still relatable and somehow resonated with me a lot.
idk i just think this song is so beautiful in its simplicity, which is something i think i should try to emulate more considering i said a whole lot of nothing in this section so i think ill stop this one here.
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I Don't Understand But I Luv U by Seventeen (Eng. Lyrics)
if i had to pick a song that defined my december, it would be this one. hands down, no contest. i think i listened to this nonstop the last two weeks of the year. and:
... yeah.
im realizing as i write this post that i spent a lot of this past year just thinking about music and life. seventeen's songs actually tend to be a bit of a slow burn on me so i had known and even heard this song a few times earlier this year but really it only hit me last month. yet despite listening to it nonstop, i cannot recite to you the actual english translation of the song. bc ultimately the translation doesnt matter. what i love about this song is already there in the title.
"I don't understand but I love you"
after all, isnt that love in its truest essense? love is accepting you may never truly understand everything about a person but choosing to love them anyway. love transcends all language and all understanding. its a choice and an action and this is the song that always reminds me of that when love gets hard.
idk what this all says about my 2023 but love is hard. family is hard. but in a way, i think that's what makes it all so beautiful. just as beautiful as this song. i can and will (and have!) listened to this song on repeat bc the ✨vibes✨ i think it might even have been the first song i listened to in 2024. that guitar riff is so sick and sensual. the ad libs are so cute - the little zoom! at 0:46 and smoke smoke! at 2:02, i sing along to it every time 🫣.
also hearing the girlies lose their minds when watching this performance on the big screen during their simulcast concert was so funny but endearing. i'd never but those girls sure love thirst traps skakakka
the story behind this song too just 🥺 hoshi getting absolutely blown by a fan's comment "i dont understand but i love you," repeating it, saying they could use it as part of their lyrics and then a few months later, this song comes out. you can literally see his eyes light up im just 🥺 so endeared. and the way its a Performance Unit song, a unit that is made of 50% foreign members, and that several pre-debut clips show members struggling with language barriers. idk this song is all so soft, it means so much to me and clearly means so much to them. and there we go, its all in the title for me ✨
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✨ if you made it all the way here, wow and thanks! here's to even more good music in 2024 ✨