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hhodapph · 1 year

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story time!

when my friend first saw this drawing with color she went. without missing a beat. "Are you making fanart of fiona and lord farquad?"

i don't think i'll ever recover

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chiptrillino · 1 year

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ID: Katara and sokka in swimgear. in the first image, sokka is searching for something in the water. his hair getting wet. katara leans over to him saying "don't you think, its time for a haircut?" in the second image sokka rose form the water, a dog-shark creature in hand, swinging his hair in Katara face splashing her. smugly he says "no <3". End ID

i know its winter! i know it likley snowed by now on the northern hemilsphere! but... on the southern side is summer time right??? so... its fine.... this is fine!!!

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!!! please do not use or repost this artwork without permission!!!

#chip!art #atla #sokka #katara #water tribe #teeny tiny aang #loong hair!sokka #katara i am sorry i promis i will draw you a nice image soon!#also may or may not inspired by my brother.#but my brother is like 13 years older then me. and i was like... tiny compared to him when he did that #and i think i also got smacked by a swiming bord in the face #so whats better? swiming board or wet hair? i will never know...#i think... i overdid the lenght a bit this time though hahaha #or maybe its the same lenght... i kinda think sokka has kya's hair while katara hakodas #so stright hair is the onlything straight on sokka....

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ghost-bxrd · 2 months

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Prompt:

It’s not that Jason forgot, per se.

But between smuggling a toddler out of the League of Assassins, trekking halfway across the world, and finding a suitable hiding place that’s also child friendly… well, it kind of slipped his mind that he’s supposed to be… dead.

Something that comes back to bite him in the ass when he takes Dami out for some ice cream and just so happens to run into non other than Brucie-fucking-Wayne

#look I’ve found a new fave trope and it’s Brucie Wayne having to keep up his act while internally LOSING HIS SHIT #Jason isn’t very into the whole revenge thing here #his mind is 85 parts ‘keep Dami safe’ 5 parts ‘kill joker asap’ and 10 parts ‘avoid bats at any cost’#Jason doesn’t know who Damian’s father is #dealer’s choice if Jason establishes himself as Dami’s dad or older brother #his build certainly makes him look old enough #if you don’t look at his baby face lol #Jason runs into Brucie and goes straight into survival mode #Damian who is very observant for a toddler immediately clocks Brucie as THREAT based on Jason’s reaction #Brucie blue screens and desperately tries not to lose Jason in the crowd #jason is absolutely trying to lose Brucie in the crowd #while clutching Damian like his life depends on it #for all he knows it does #the visceral terror that your pseudo dad will take away your little brother/baby #Bruce who just wants to know if he’s hallucinating again: W A I T #jason who is terrified of being put in Arkham for killing people: no FUCKING WAY #hm maybe Jason plays the ‘I’m not Jason’ game again #it’s not gonna hold for long #but Bruce absolutely thinks that Damian is Jason’s bio child for a while and he’s on the WARPATH #Jason was sixteen when he died and never showed any interest in dating so literally every red flag is waving in brucie’s mind simultaneousl #or maybe Jason manages to get away and all Brucie is left with is the memory of his supposedly dead son #running away from him #and clutching a tiny kid #prompts #jason todd #batfamily #Damian wayne #batdad #brucie wayne

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puppetmaster13u · 11 days

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3am Prompt/Au Idea

What if, like love evil Dick in DC Vampires, more power to him, but like, imagine for a second...

Bruce, after finding out one of his kids is the self-proclaimed Vampire King, just holds up his hand, gathers up said kids into a room and just-

"I am not mad-" Several exchange looks that are half alarmed and half guilty, seeing as they're unsure why they've been gathered up at this moment. "-nor am I disappointed."

Bruce, fully channeling dad mode, "But what did we agree on for world domination plans?" (Somewhere a snooping hero chokes)

"Not to do it when you're on world so you don't have to at least attempt to stop us?"

"Exactly. Now, which one of you broke the rule and now has new medical information you didn't inform Alfred of...?"

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willowser · 5 months

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i just think katsuki is a very pinch their nose, tug on their ear, squish their cheeks, grab their whole face in his hand, hold them upside down by the ankles, put them in a headlock kind of dad.

#and the whole time he's listening to you talk about your day with a straight facr #*face #they're screaming and giggling and having a ball and he's just so casually got his child in a headlock #has their hands in one of his own and is tickling their lil pits #totally straight faced #and he's always doing it to them #even when they're older and in their teens he still tugs on his daughter's ponytail and she gets all DAD STOP #or he walks past your son and flicks him in the ear #wraps and arm around his neck until he can get out LOL #he's a BULLY !!!#he'll always be a BULLY !!!!#and then when he does it to you—they're both climbing all over him to get him off 🥺#katsuki wrestles you onto the couch and your lil knight in shining arm son charges him and climbs on his back and yells #LET GO OF MY MOMMY !!#and whacks him in the ear LOL #WAAAHHH #cw children #✿ thoughts: bakugou #✿ theme: dad bakugou

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coco0milkshake · 5 months

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Nine! About time I drew him

#my son! (is only like 7 yrs older than him)#sonic prime #nine the fox #tails nine #miles nine prower #sonic prime nine #him and his many tags #ibispaintx #digital art #artwork #my art #as you can see I’ve given up on line art cuz my lines are never straight (and neither am I)#when drawing him I just realized how complex his design is like omg #I struggled #I’m still not over that trailer he’s off his rockers he’s going insane he has done nothing wrong ever cuz I said so #I’m still pissed at sonic for saying that line #when he says ‘he messes with all of us’ does that include the chaos council???#I hope not they were they literally committed crimes against humanity #the council are only working with them for selfish reasons and are only looking out for themselve #so yeah I am now taking custody of nine because of that line #oh sonic doesn’t want him anymore? ok then mine now #don’t talk to me or my son ever again #sonic prime fanart

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smhalltheurlsaretaken · 1 year

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"we all agree that there's no non-shippy explanation for this scene right" and it's literally one character calling another son/kid/bro/sis/any moniker typically used to signify platonic affection

#ppl can ship whatever they want i do not care but it's so infuriating when they claim it's universal when they pulled it out of their arses #this is specifically about the shit in my 'for you' tab about gotg3 #NO THE ARROW SCENE WAS NOT SHIPPY WHAT THE FCK ARE YOU ON ABOUT #yondu literally calls kraglin 'boy.' the scene is like lifted straight from the one where he tells peter to use his heart to defeat ego.#it's the same wording and everything. if the scene cementing yondu as peter's mentor is echoed with the arrow scene...#maybe it's about kraglin being yondu's mentee in the same way peter was????#maybe bc kraglin's jealousy of yondu's parental love for peter is blatant subtext in gotg2?? bc kraglin isn't that much older than peter???#'no other explanation' i can give you 10 of those. you can derive whatever interpretation you want from this but don't say it's the only on #gotg3 #kraglin obfonteri #yondu udonta #guardians of the galaxy vol.3 #peter quill

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soosoosoup · 7 days

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Haaayy can you tell us more about your au where branch finds cooper's egg?

Hiiii!! Thanks for asking! And of course :)

lol turns out I had a lot more thought out. Fair warning, none of this is concrete, this was thought up a while ago and uhhhhh… writing is not my strong suit lol

In this au I had debated whether to make copper a little bit younger, I already hc him as the youngest of the snack pack so idk if its needed lol.

While in the beginning of making his bunker, branch (who’s maybe 7??) would travel farther out into the forest and gather supplies to build when he stumbles on what looks like an egg? Just in time too, ‘cause Coops pops out like in twt, does his little groove, & then proceeds to flop over to nap (being baby is tiring work).

Branch is just ??? cause like what?? Baby? Way out here in the woods?? Why does the baby have 4 legs??? Why is said baby all alone? And that last part makes b pause for a sec bc where’s his family? Did he lose them? Or is it even worse…was he left behind? (He might be projecting a lil).

Cooper and Branch proceed to live where other kids w/o families go. Caretakers try to care for cooper & he is not having it. After all, branch is the first person he’d ever seen, was the first person who’d carried him. He’s imprinted on branch and whole heartedly believes and he is his family. So if C needs to be taken care of B has to be there. It goes on long enough that the caretaker decides it'll just easier if branch helped take care of him; and who knows maybe he'll regain his color being around such a happy little goober.

At first, branch doesn’t realize how much he means to C and assumes his attachment will fade. After all why wouldn’t it when he’s being doted on by warm and cheerful trolls. But nope! Whenever the caretakers aren't taking cooper around the village, Cooper is always following Branch. Around the pod, and through the woods. Branch looks out for him, talks to him, teaches him what he can, and even plays games! I think the fact that branch has been a part of Coopers whole life gives him a sense of obligation perhaps like a big brother?. It's easy to be open to him.

All attempts to foster Cooper are unsuccessful. It's not that Cooper doesn't match the family, it's that he just doesn't want to live with them. Imagine a foster family having the time of their lives singing & playing around & when the time comes Cooper's like 'I had a lot of fun today! Time to go! what?? Stay here? be a part of your family? ...Nope :D

When the time comes that the bunker can feasibly house him, (preteen?) Branch packs up what little he owns, and prepares to leave that night. It's not like the anyone at the orphanage would chase after him. Well, except for one trolling.

It's been years, long enough that their bond is strong, they're brothers in all but name. At least unnamed on branch's side, he kind of refuses to acknowledge it.

Anyway- Branch waits until everyone falls asleep and sneaks out. He doesn't even make it out of the room lol. One foot out the door and a sleepy voice is asking him where he's going. Branch just says he's going to the bunker, that he'll see him soon, it won't be forever you see what im trying to parallel? and it's true. It's not like he's leaving to who knows where. Cooper just nods & yawns out a "bye, see you later". Love me a parallel

Branch lasts an hour or two in the bunker. He's on edge the whole time, racked w/ guilt. Has a little mental spiral until there is just one loud thought of 'what am i doing? there's someone waiting for me' and runs back.

In the joined room, Cooper fell asleep on branch's bed waiting for him. So making sure not to wake him, Branch rests coopers head on his lap. Leaning against the headboard Branch just stares at his vest left at the end of the bed & has a moment of clarity. Like oh, that's why i felt terrible, i left my little brother behind. (Keep in mind that no, he didn’t really do that, but he’s a kid and that whole ‘see you later’ really shook him so he’s making some jumps in logic)(there some projecting happening as well)

So yeah, gained a brother!! yay!!! Cooper beat you to that revelation yeeaarrrss ago lol.

One thing I like about branch being a big bro is this idea that the more he learns about what it means to be one, the less he can understand his brothers. And are they his brothers?? Over the years it’s not looking like it.

#asks #wow didn't think i had that much to say lol #i bet this premise had been thought about before #but it’s still nice to think about :)#make no mistake branch still pretty much lives in the bunker. He only stays in the pod when it’s relatively quiet enough.#there are a lot of bunker sleepovers whenever there’s an overnight party #he officially move out when he’s considered old enough to be coopers carer. Until then he studies up & prepares the bunker #branch has a blue hue to him. it happens gradually so no one really notices #imagine when branch carried bby coops back to the villlage C reaches up and puts his face in hair cause y’know he’s baby #and this baby has a long enough neck to reach #thinking Cooper is 17/18 during first trolls events??#branch is the tiniest bit more integrated into the village #he stays around the outskirts for cooper some days #coopers hangs out in the village if his friends are there. he also likes to join in on some singing and dancing as long it isn’t too loud #he's still part of the snack pack i think?#cooper would not like creek in this au.#lol cooper just straight up tells creek something like ‘wow you sure are full of yourself huh'#lol coopers blunt honesty would probs be more prevalent.#also important point that this all happens while B is a kid #he’s more receptive than if he was older; he hasn’t built thst high of walls around him #rn he’s more sad and scared rather than being at odds w/ the village #first time writing out a… plot summary?? au synopsis??#Thanks for asking!!! uh hopefully you guys liked the ramble :)#any of this can change tbh :) its all been brainstorms for now #idk what i would call this au if i did make it.#i am cringe but i am free #b&c au ??

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sonknuxadow · 1 month

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idk how to word my thoughts so sorry if this is incomprehensible but its really cool seeing sega portraying shadow as like. heroic and cool and highlighting his positive traits and making him the protagonist of an upcoming thing. after so long of just reducing him to asshole rival and even occasionally going as far as to label him (and the rest of team dark) as a villain or place him in the same category as characters like eggman. please for the love of god let sxs generations be some good shadow food

#like maybe his ways of doing things arent exactly the same as characters like sonic but hes not straight up evil either ....#actually i dont think sonic really fits the traditional idea of a hero either but thats a topic for another post i think #originally i didnt care about sonic generations remaster and i thought having shadow be a focus was a weird choice #but the second they dropped that trailer and i saw doom's eye and what shadow's stages actaully looked like i got soo excited #got even more excited when i read the description that said black doom is the main villain and we're going into shadows past again #ive always wished theyd done more with the black arms but just assumed id never see black doom again . Well here he is . somehow .#now that i actually know what theyre going for yeah i think it makes sense to place it during sonic generations #because the whole time eater thing is the perfect setup for visiting shadows whole deal again #and retelling that story in an easily accessible way for newer fans or people who dont have access to older games/consoles

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lover-of-mine · 30 days

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One thing I will never understand is why some of y'all get so mad about Buck and Eddie being roughly the same age. I don't understand how people can learn that Eddie only enlisted when Shannon got pregnant and not just assume he was 18/19 when that happened. In what world a 23 yo would panic enlisted because his girlfriend got pregnant? I don't get it.

#eddie acting older doesn't necessarily make him older #and also #if eddie had 5 years of real world experience by the time Shannon got pregnant #enlisting would not be the reaction #because he would've had 5 years to be an adult #having an accidental baby at 23 is young but like thats the not of the world #not like getting your girlfriend pregnant right after senior promo when you dont want to go to college is #that was literally my only argument for never assuming he was older #and finding out hes around the same age as Buck was great #made perfect sense #why is that such a problem?#this is a rhetorical question #i dont really wanna know #no need to tell me #im just venting because i just saw someone say EDDIE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FORTY RIGHT NOW #FORTY #FUCKING FORTY #like what the fuck are they on #and they were like straight saying the show retconed and they said eddie was born in 84 #and im like?????????? you tripping?????????#i will take the 5 year gap BUT SAYING MY MAN WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FORTY????????????????#crazy #911 #thoughts thoughts thoughts

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grimme-and-specs · 1 month

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John has just ordered a knuckle sandwich with a side of blade

Based off of this ridiculous screenshot I thought was funny:

I rewrote it for obvious reasons

#I love the inverse trope of where the younger sibling is protective of the older one #when its not creepy though #for me dave is protective of rose when it comes to certain subjects since he really just #doesnt want to see her hurt #not like he would admit that straight up though #I think its a worry for him since well. bro.#so i think he would take on some of an opposing role with his sister #not to the point of coddling her because he respects boundaries but just being a deterrent #for anyone who wants to fuck around and find out that is #sorry sorry had to babble about that #anyway #r.i.p john he fucked around dave and found out #wait #that sounds wrong-#...keeping that in that's funny #damn i need to work on phrasing #homestuck fanart #homestuck #grimdorks #shitpost #dave strider #rose lalonde #john egbert #you could also read this as entirely platonic #and that john is just messing with dave #either way its funny as hell to me

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gamebunny-advance · 6 months

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Random Question Time (Side A)

Note: This question is more about "feeling" than the strict and literal definitions of their relationship. It's clear that they're all based on the same model of robot and are manufactured by the same machine, and are thus all related by that. This question is asking how you think their relationship functions in human terms.

See the sister poll to vote on Neon J.'s relationship with 1010.

#gbunny polls #nsr #no straight roads #1010 #nsr 1010 #my prediction is that the majority are gonna think of them all as siblings #but i'm curious if more people think they're quintuplets or staggered #if you've been here long enough then you know that my headcanon is convoluted and all over the place #but to recap:#white views himself as a father to the other 4 due to his programming being the base for every 1010 and he steps in when NJ can't/doesn't #the rest don't treat him like a father figure most of the time but they also don't quite treat him like a 'true' brother either (except red #they treat him with respect and authority and even camaraderie on occasion but he's still an 'other' to most of them #red is the eldest brother but treats white as an equal and mediates between him and the younger 1010s #blue is the second brother (and victim of middle child syndrome)#he's closest with red but he knows that red is closer to white so blue is kind of a loner #Green and Yellow are the youngest twins (yellow is slightly older but green is generally more mature)#despite all this they're all programmed to be the same age #though their 'true' ages vary wildly

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justicecaballer · 6 months

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i got hit on. at the wedding i just came back from. but

1. i didnt hear her

2. IT WAS IN FRONT OF MY PARENTS?

#FUMBLED THE BAG SO BAD #she was cute. she was also older. i think i accidentally put the fear of god in her when she asked how i knew the groom #and i said he and my father are business partners #bc she was like Your Father and then went. how old are u #i told her to guess and she said 20 #bro im going insane of all. times and venues. i had my earplugs in bc the music was too loud 😭#the only reason i FOUND OUT is bc as we were leaving she straight up said i was flirting with u earlier #this is wild. i dont think this has ever happened before

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irasthingies · 1 year

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cw , tw // mention of rape , murder , self-harm

sometimes i will sit and then think about how andrew send aaron a "fuck-off" letter when aaron approached him first not because he hates him, but because he doesn't want aaron to go near drake; how he went further as going to the juvie so that aaron won't go to the spears' house in the spring because drake said that he will 'have fun' with the twinyards when aaron arrived; and how he killed tilda not because he hates her for giving him up to the foster care but because she hurt aaron

like he literally did everything he could to potect aaron even before they made the deal with each other, and in this essay, i will—

#also nora confirmed in her twitter that andrew chose to stop self-harming when he finally met aaron #like he really loves aaron in his own way yk #another fact after i dig up nora's twitter #andrew is the older one between the two #i just found out abt it lmao #anyway i've been crying for forty minutes straight bc of them #so i ought to make y'all cry too #aftg #andrew minyard #aaron minyard

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psychojetcocktail · 3 months

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im gonna draw Vulpes for #the holliday to further spread my Brutus Complex Vulpes propaganda

#iancu realness #and he will be doing some kind of ritual after killing Caesar OR just straight up stabbing the bitch #i need to watch my mouthhh hoooweeee #i have a feeling i’ll end up like Mac when im older with how much i swear now #i cant help it tho #its the romanian part of me!

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chicago-geniza · 29 days

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There are many reasons I've sworn myself to a celibate monkish life but one of them is that objectively my taste in women would lead me to terrible horrible no good very bad places should I pursue it in earnest lmao

#I got kink-shamed by a coworker in leather with a hickey #Lmfaoooo #And he was right to do it!!!!!!#I love when a woman is Older married straight and has objectionable politics #If you do Freud at me I will Kill you

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