funniest adventuring party in the universe
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I did some traditional doodles that I forgot to post :0 I've been in a BIG TIME homestuck mood hehehe... I miss these little fuckers. I really want to draw them more!!
Also, here's the text because my handwriting is rough in places dhfjskds:
From Top to Bottom, Left to Right
[PAGE 1]
Rose: June dear you know I love your mullet more than anything, but don't you think you'd love so beautiful with not that?
Kanaya: I Like Her Mullet Quite A Lot, Actually.
Note: (She does not)
Kanaya: I've Actually Considered Trying One Out Myself.
Note: (She has not)
Arrow Pointing at Rose: She has been trying to get June to cut her hair so she and Kanaya can ask her out
Arrow Pointing at Dave: Super not over June
Arrow Pointing at June: Oblivious
June's T-Shirt: I MET GOD. HE'S SHE'S
[PAGE 2]
Dave: it wouldnt be that weird if someone were to date their siblings gf right. as long as youre cool about it and stuff
Karkat: THE LAST TIME I SHARED MY OPINION ON HUMAN SIBLINGS YOU COULDN'T LOOK DIRK IN THE EYES FOR A WEEK. SO I'M NOT ANSWERING THAT.
Karkat: OH MY GOD DID HE JUST
Dave: indirect kiss....
Karkat: KISS HER YOURSELF SHITFUCK
[PAGE 3]
The word that's used in the chart multiple times is 'Crush'
June: I'm sorry Dave, I'm a lesbian...
Dave: arent you hate dating karkat
June: Is Karkat not a he/him butch
Under Karkat: (Is actually genderfluid but never mentions it)
Under June: (I HC as bi but.... punchline)
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Day 20 - JohnRose has become my new brainrot of Homestuck
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ROSE: John, I have something important to tell you that is very likely to affect our relationship.
JOHN: me too.
JOHN: we should say them at the same time.
ROSE: I think I'm a lesbian.
JUNE: i think i'm a girl.
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KANAYA: So Dear
KANAYA: Have You Given Any Thought As To Who You Want To
KANAYA: "Open Our Relationship"
ROSE: *Sigh*
ROSE: Sadly, no. I think you've spoiled me, darling. After dating a beautiful alien undead vampire, no one else holds the same appeal.
ROSE: Maybe I'm just picky, but I feel like I need to have someone who can measure up to you.
KANAYA: Maybe You Are Overthinking This Dear
KANAYA: I Just Went Up To Vriska And Asked Her If She Wanted To Make Out
KANAYA: Pro Tip
KANAYA: If You Decide To Do The Same Be Prepared
KANAYA: I Think Only Being With Terezi Makes Her Kiss Really Weird
ROSE: I know I'm overthinking this, but it's just in my nature!
ROSE: And it's not like there's any ladies who are also part eldritch monster just laying around. Pickings are rather slim.
*LATER, AT A PARTY*
JUNE: yeah, so i know we all promised to stop talking about how weird and convoluted our family tree was because it made hal short circuit whenever we tried to explain it.
JUNE: but since feferi is sort of my great aunt or what ever, i'm technically the great-grandniece of a horrorterror!
JUNE: isn't that cool rose?
ROSE:
ROSE: Do you like girls?
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and so john's quest to become june continue or smth loll
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Some observations on the meta of Homestuck shipping, with the understanding that I'm not saying any of these ships weren't/aren't around in the old/new eras, just marking their most dominant periods, also Spider8reath was pretty big in the Act 1-5 era, but, as I've said, *very* different, also these aren't meant to match 1-1 in their niches
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i love them agahahahgrahgrhgarghar
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hey yall remember this piece? This is what it would look like if I created it from scratch today. Happy New Year 2024
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