#bruh I hate this so fucking much and I have and STILL WILL do so because that’s ‘ how it works ‘ or whatever
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me remembering exams start next week
#they start on a MONDAY#in first period like bruh#at least give me a day to mentally prepare myself#and because of how the exam schedule is set this year i've got to do MATH first thing in the morning#bro it's gonna be like 8:00 AM#and i'm gonna have to do math#i'm literally like a few years away from being an adult and i still don't know my 7's and 8's times tables#like i know 1-6 but that's it bro#how am i supposed to do math at 8 in the morning broo 😭#i am NOT finding the area of that shape fuck you#i want to be asleep in my bed not drawing triangles with the old broken protractors#i am not fixing to do math that early in the morning i'm sorry im not#it is 8 AM BRO i want a BAGEL and to watch reruns of FRIENDS while im half awake#not doing MATH#FUCK MATH BROO#i hate math#im yapping im sorry#yap yap yap#i hate math so much#i'm dropping out istg#but i cant#gotta finish the end of year exams for neil 😔#do it for neil guys#gays can't do math#i sure can't#wheres cameron when you need him#can bro come do my homework#at least help me do it pls#that's all i ask#wheres a smart ginger kid when you need em
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my day so far
#dad's cousin passed away a month ago#didn't go to funeral bc i felt it would b bad form to upstage funeral bc trans n i know most didn't know abt it and etc etc#found out today i'm in the will and my god do i feel bad for not going to the funeral now also man i knew she liked me but not SO MUCH AS TO#PUT ME IN THE WILL?? DUDE WHAT??????#gotta find out where to send a condolences card or smth today bruh BRUH#idk what i'll get if anything and that's fine i don't expect anything!! but fr i'm reeling i've been under the assumption that like....#extended family wanted nothing to do with me bc transitioning and all the ppwerk sent to me is in my new legal name and im just#fuck man#unexpected#pat u were a lovely woman thx for being one of 3 ppl on my dads entire side of the family who talked to me rest in peace u lovely woman#personal stuff#probably deleting later#getting old enough that like the few family members i have left that like me probably don't have long#other than my mom n siblings#i gotta send a text to my grandma or smth man sometimes u just forget not everybody hates u when u start transitioning n even if they don't#get it there's still ppl who probably mean well towards you and wish u the best
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#i hate this stretch of the week so much ugh as much as Thursday and Friday pay better for being 10hr days they are so draining#i want so desperately to go down to like straight 5h days but i absolutely cannot afford that lmao#i could maybe at least cut off the closing hour and have tf be 9h days but like it's still a loss when i need as much money as i can get#plus that's kind of a hard thing to ask for like i can either ask for full closing or so half and have someone else do the second half#but doing all but one hour means we'd have to overlap for 4 and there's honestly just not really enough work for that lol#anyway#ventposting#bruh i just need like a $4 raise lmao#or at the very fucking least $2#like if i were making $16 it wouldn't be liveable when i have to move in a few months but it would be liveable enough now#so that I'd be able to save to start making plans for then. but no instead i just suffer lol#god honestly fuck urban Honolulu economy and its $22+/hr living wage (as of a few months ago probably more now) so much
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wrote another note as civilly as i fucking could despite still being triggered, honestly. if this one doesn't result in us actually make up i fucking give up bruh i cant keep doing this w her
#mine#i tried in the og letter to be like i rly wish u'd just understand my journey w dealing w my trauma wrt my abuser#is the same journey that ur going on w my dad & im not ready for that journey yet.#like dawg. i literally watched my daughter fucking die this year then got betrayed by my roommate & damned back to where it happened#sorry not sorry coddling my 30 y/o abuser who still throws tantrums is not on my priority list of processing & healing ??????#she literally has held this shit over my head my entire life#she believes my abuser at her word automatically & she always has#but my word is always called into question. like... god it's so fucking exhausting.#even when i was a kid if we woke her up from fighting my abuser always told her side of the story before me#& it was believed even if i was sobbing my eyes out from being traumatized.#she literally said in her note that i need to explain stuff that happened to her if it rly did happen & it's just.#I DID!!! I DID /WHEN/ IT HAPPENED!!! & GUESS WHAT?! YOU BELIEVED MY ABUSER OVER ME!!#WHAT DIFFERENCE WOULD RELIVING MY TRAUMA MAKE NOW??? NONE!! ALL IT WOULD DO IS TRIGGER ME FOR NOTHING!!!#im so fucking tired bruh i literally am at my wit's fucking end#i am trying so damn hard to stay afloat but i wanna scream & break shit#bc it's so fucking infuriating to have made sm progress just to get reset like this. & to an even worser degree UUUUGGGHH#i hate being a person so much#vent//#delete later//#abuse mention//
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You know it’s getting EVEN WORSE when you keep watching new videos ONLY to remember vividly what happens in said video even though you literally HAVEN’T WATCHED IT YET!!!!!
#vent#tw vent#vent 12/2/22#tw deja vu#tw existential bullshit#tw existential angst#tw existential dread#tw existential crisis#bruh I hate this so fucking much and I have and STILL WILL do so because that’s ‘ how it works ‘ or whatever#tw unreality#tw simulation#tw alternate reality#I keep remembering more and more shit about the universe and all the worlds and the beings and random ass reasons#and I’m fucking tired of it. fuck needing others ( but not in a mean way ) and fuck WANTING to need others#( but not in a mean way ). I’m so tired of this ‘ control/no control/losing control/gaining control/etc control/etc / ‘#I’m so goddamned tired of this retarded story and all the other shit we keep doing/I keep doing/they keep doing/etc#and I’m talking about beings/lackthereof/etc in general. NOT just humans#it’s not worth it. it is worth it. still not worth it/still is/it’s retarded regardless and or in regards to or whatever#tw r slur#r slur#r slur mention
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Fuck Everything, But Mostly Fuck You - Part 2
Previous Part, Next Part
Summary: You have never, EVER, in a million years hated anyone the way you hated Felix fucking Catton. But silver linings exist in the sticky toffee pudding Mrs. Gavey made for you.
Warnings- MDNI 18+, Sex, Felix is Felix (a ho), Reader finally eating some good fucking food, Michael is Michael, Farleigh is Farleigh, Oliver is Oliver (a creep), alternating POVs between characters, and author has spent too much time researching Oxford crap for this mess for a crack fic to be a crack fic
Author's Note: BRUH??? HOW DID I GET SO MANY NOTES IN PART 1??? Everyone has been so wonderful and supportive. I received so many questions and comments, which have all been great! Thank you for reading this story, and I hope that this part lives up the first one. Also, this is technically a Christmas fic bc it just fits with the story's timeline. I would like to thank Grammarly for catching all my grammatical errors 🥲, @ethereal-athalia for enabling my crazy ideas 🥰, and @valeskafics for providing me Saltburn smut when I catch myself thirsting 😇
Christmas Eve - Saltburn 2006
“Oh! Oh – y-yes, yes, yes! FUCK!”
Fucking the girl underneath so hard to the point where she likely saw stars. Meanwhile, Felix was trying to finish as soon as possible.
“So big! God, you’re so fucking big – FUCK!”
He brought her to his room and in his bed because he thought her hair just barely matched yours, and if he didn’t think too much about it – her voice sounded a bit like yours too.
But he made a mistake.
The girl – whatever her name was – sounded nothing like you. Her hair was nowhere near as pretty and shiny as yours, and her nails were fucking long and sharp that they were digging for his blood. Her makeup too – fucking hell, it was like she trying out for the opera with how much she caked onto herself.
Every time Felix saw you – whether in the library or under a tree – your nails were trimmed short. And from what he remembered, you didn’t plaster yourself in cheap cosmetics.
No, you never needed to. Your style of choice was simpler and more elegant than most girls he knew, including his sister, Venetia. Granted, he loved his sister to bits and pieces, but the girl loved her spray tan in the winter.
But worst of all – she didn’t have your eyes. Her gaze was too mindless and soft, a mix of adoration and unparalleled lust. Your eyes held vivacious rage and
“Felix?” What’s-Her-Face asked. “You okay?”
Fuck, he was getting soft.
Closing his eyes, Felix knew the only way he would get to finish was to think of you. He thought about the last time he saw you. He remembered how hard the wind blew and how cold it was that night. He felt himself harden at the memory of how alive your eyes were right before and after you broke his nose. His back still had the welts from the blows of your notebook. Every time he saw them in the mirror, he would lovingly stroke each bruise because they were the only evidence that you were real.
That you weren’t just a figment of his imagination.
Letting his mind run wild, Felix imagined you here instead of this imposter. He’d imagine you on top – no way a woman like you would let anyone be on top, not even him. Fuck, you’d be the most wild thing ever to exist, he’s sure he’d let you do anything to him.
His heart, his soul – whether you cared for him or wished to crush him under your shoe – everything of his would be yours.
He wondered if you were the type to be into using a riding crop.
Regaining his vigor with his eyes still closed, he imagined you riding him until oblivion. Your breasts would fit perfectly in his hands as you would still be bouncing on his cock. Your head would be thrown back, and his eyes would roll to the back of his head at the feeling of your pussy tightening.
Oh God, he was going to blow.
Quickening his pace, the girl that wasn’t you was full-on howling in unbridled pleasure. When she climaxed, he could finally let go and come. Ropes of his cum spilled into the condom as he shouted out your name.
Falling to his side, he hadn’t bothered to check if Lady Not You remained in the sheets. It didn’t matter if she did; Felix was too exhausted to care. Finally feeling like he could rest, he fell into a dream about the day he felt his life truly begin – the day he met you.
First Week of Oxford University Michaelmas Term of 2006
Felix remembered the first time he saw you – it was after the first week since the term began. He and his mates were fucking around in Radcliffe, and the old bag running the desk was having a cow with them. He was bored out of his mind when all of a sudden – he spotted you on the upper level. You wore dark wash blue straight-leg jeans with rolled-up cuffs and white high-top Converse sneakers. It looked like your shirt must have been at least a decade old, given how the black-dyed cotton was faded to dark gray, and the paint looked cracked and chipped. Your thick locks were gathered in a loose but simple braid. Unlike everyone else, your eyes weren’t focused on him – but on the structure and life around him.
He had to know more.
Slipping a tenner to one of his friends to cause a distraction, he used the diversion to make his way to your spot on the second floor. Having a closer view, you were the most vividly gorgeous creature he had ever laid his eyes upon. He was worried that his movement toward you would alert you of his presence, and you would only scurry off – and away from him. But judging by the slight bobbing of your head, you wouldn’t be able to hear him since you were listening to whatever was playing through your earbuds.
All the better for him to keep observing you.
As he inched closer, his eyes caught the tiny wisps of your hair that weren’t contained by your messy braid, creating a lovely frame of your face while also bringing out the shine in your eyes. You had a simple gold chain around your neck with a circular locket hanging. From the side, Felix could faintly distinguish the words “Bon Jovi” in blue cracked paint and “1989” underneath a skull wearing red aviators.
He didn’t know who the fuck Bon Jovi was, but clearly, he was someone pretty fucking important to you.
But what captured Felix’s interest was how engrossed you were with the scene unfolding underneath you. Your eyes very rarely broke away from the view – only to quickly glance at the hardcover sketchbook you balanced on the white-painted railing. Whenever you glanced down at your sketch, Felix could see how long and thick your eyelashes were. Each time you blinked, it was like his mind broke down the movement of your eyelids frame by frame as if he were editing a Garry Marshall film. He wished he could be your cheek at that moment. If only to feel the gentle flutter of your lashes’ touch. Deep in your concentration, your lips were slightly pursed in a way that brought out their luscious fullness.
He couldn’t help but imagine how they would look around his cock. If he came inside your mouth, he was sure that some of his spunk would leak past your lips before you tried your best to swallow it down.
He was so lost in the fantasy of you and him that he hadn’t realized you had been calling out to him. Breaking out of his reverie, he looked down to see you right before him. And you looked downright pissed at him.
“Hey! HEY!” you exclaimed while waving your hand to his face to catch his attention.
You were American. How adorable.
“If you could stop staring at me like a fucking serial killer, I think your ‘mates’ are trying to get your attention.”
You pointed your finger at his group of friends still on the first floor. It seemed that they successfully drove away the grounds' warden. The old bat was now fixated on putting away all the returned or misplaced books on the shelves.
Must have been Farleigh’s idea.
Anyway, back to you.
“Yeah, sorry about that. Hey, can I get your –” but you were gone by the time he turned back to you.
Instead, he found himself alone on the second floor. He quickly glanced around to see if you had just moved to a different area. But you were gone. Racing the stairwell, hoping to catch up to you, he found that you had already walked too far for him to call you out without seeming completely desperate.
Except that he was.
He watched you walk away – shoulders back, posture straight, and head held high – and thought at how utterly unfair it was to him that you walked away from him so beautifully without giving him your number, or at least your name.
Felix woke up in a dark room; he was confused as to why the maids hadn’t drawn curtains – until he realized that Mum had likely sent them for their holiday after the party was finished.
It's too bad that he wasn’t there to see everyone out like a good son. But he wouldn’t beat himself over about it too much – chances were that his parents were also hungover off their asses too. He didn’t even want to imagine V’s state right now.
Rubbing the sleep out of his eyes, Felix dug into his closet to find whatever someone wore the morning after fucking a completely faceless stranger to scratch an itch meant for someone else. In the corner of his eye, he caught sight of a little note on his nightstand. Swiftly plucking it with two fingers, he could barely make out the words written in swirly cursive.
My name’s Cassie. Just thought you should know for next time. Call me: XXXX-XXXXXXX 💋
Felix scoffed before tossing the dingy paper to the floor – destined to be forgotten before the next hour came – before locking himself in the bathroom to take a piss and wash off the smell of booze and cigs off his skin.
By the time he was finished, it was probably close to noon. He would have made his way down to the kitchens to fix something up – but he was immediately met with Farleigh as soon as he stepped out of the doorway. Bastard startled him up so bad that he practically jumped a foot off the ground.
“Fucking – really, Farleigh?” he asked. “Practically gave me a heart attack first thing in the morning.”
“It’s almost one so that ship has sailed.” He quipped back. “Aunt Elspeth and Uncle James were quite distraught when their golden son wasn’t seen by any of the guests when the party ended. It wasn't good when the Carltons’ daughter was gone for almost an hour. But at least she returned to her loving parents’ arms by the time it was to go home.”
Farleigh shot his cousin a curious look.
“You wouldn’t happen to know anything about that, would you? I’m pretty sure her name was Cassandra.”
Felix just shrugged.
“Don’t know about any Cassandras. Fucked a Cassie last night, though.”
Farleigh snorted a laugh as they went to the kitchens to see if any food was prepared.
“Merry Christmas, indeed.”
A few minutes of companionable silence passed before Felix asked his cousin something important.
“Hey, do you think she’s thinking about me?”
“Cassie or Cassandra? Because the answer’s probably yes anyway.”
“No, not them. Y/N, Y/N L/N.”
Farleigh immediately stopped. He genuinely wondered how Felix managed to get into Oxford sometimes. Sure, he was a legacy kid, but the line had to be drawn somewhere.
“You really think,” he slowly began, “that the girl who dragged you out of the library in front of everyone, broke your nose, beat you bruised with only her flimsy-ass notebook – because you ruined her painting – would be thinking about you?”
Judging by the look in his cousin’s eyes, yes. Sighing at the incredulity of it all, Farleigh could only shake his head before finding something to eat and drink away the migraine he could feel was coming.
Watching his cousin walk away from him, Felix knew he thought he was fighting a losing battle. But he wasn’t too worried. Everything would change during the upcoming term. Oxford was its own world – broken away from everything else. All that mattered to anyone in Oxford was this world's history, present, and future. And now – as it was made clear now to Felix – you were also part of that world. He would get to find you again and make sure to bring you to the point where you would look for him the way he would look for you.
Still, a selfish part of Felix hoped that you were even just the slightest bit miserable being away from him as he was being away from you.
Manchester, December 2006
You were having the time of your life.
Michael invited you to his home in Manchester for Christmas to spend the holidays with his family. You refused, at first, the idea of being a burden to your best friend during a time when it should be spent with family. Michael liked to put up a big front, but you knew that he was just as – if not more – excited to spend Christmas with his folks than you were before the “incident.”
But he insisted, and you could not have been more grateful for the invitation. But you wish you were a tad bit more graceful with your reaction when he first brought it up.
Oxford Dining Hall December 2006
You were angrily shoveling pasta into your mouth at the time. Sadly, the appallingly bland marinara sauce paired with the overcooked spaghetti and dry meatballs was the university's most flavorful dish.
“Come home with me.” He told you one evening during dinner time at the dining hall.
Caught off guard, you half-choked on the mountain of overcooked noodles in your mouth. Immediately, you reached for your glass of water to wash it down and to prevent a truly horrifically dull death.
“What?” you croaked out.
“Come with me to my house for Christmas.” He clarified, utterly unfazed by your near death. “Come on, you’ve been complaining to me all week about not being able to fly back for the holidays. And no one should have to spend Christmas eating whatever slop they’ll end up serving.”
“Michael,” you began, “I am not going to impose on your family like that. And you seemed to have forgotten one key detail: I can’t leave until I re-do the painting.”
“So, come over after you finish,” he reasoned, “I know you remember what to do, and that already cuts the time you originally spent on it in half. You won’t need a whole month to do it again, so come over when you finish. Plus, you don’t have your other classes to worry about.”
You knew that he was right – he was right about a lot of things – but the offer still made you uncomfortable. Scholarship student or not, you were no one’s charity case. If there was one thing you hated more than being underestimated, it was being pitied by people who didn’t know you. That wasn’t the case with Michael, but the feeling made you feel small.
You hated feeling small.
“That doesn’t change the fact that I would be imposing on your family. Your mom’s a nurse, right? She’s probably been looking forward to your homecoming for ages now. Informing her that she should be expecting a complete stranger, who would be staying for two weeks, would be a huge burden on her. She shouldn’t have that kind of stress burdening her during the holidays.”
He rolled his eyes at your concern.
“Don’t be a drama queen. I already have one in my life, and I’m genetically attached to her. And you’re hardly a stranger. Mum’s always asking when you would be visiting anyway. She’s worried if you’re eating enough or getting enough sleep. She’s a bit looney like that.”
You shot your friend a glare. He was trying way too hard to keep a cool, nonchalant façade. Michael Gavey was a total sucker for his family but in the sweetest way. During the long study sessions that stretched into the night, Michael’s defenses were lowered, and you could get more information about his life and home.
His mom was a Manchester Royal Infirmary nurse practitioner, while his dad was an accountant at Pearl Lemon. They met at a coffee shop. He was working as a barista to pay off his student loans, and she was a nurse just starting her residency. He wowed her with his terrible jokes, and she charmed him with her infectious smile, and the rest was history. Three years into their marriage, baby Mikey was born, with the addition of his baby sister Lilypad a decade later.
When you remained silent, Michael knew your stubbornness would give him endless headaches. But you were his best friend, the only person he saw worth befriending in the infinite sea of prats and slags that overpopulated their university. You laughed at his shitty jokes, and he snorted at yours. You would try to trip him up with out-of-pocket sums; he’d laugh when he answered them before your calculator. You had his back when some rugby bloke pushed him around, and he had yours when some fake tanned bitch called you a tramp.
“Look, I can’t promise it’ll be anything like your home. I know you miss your mum’s cooking and your dad’s drunk stories. But my parents already made me promise that I would get you to visit because it’s Christmas and no one should be alone and you’re going to die without me here and blah blah blah. Just say you’ll come? Lil’ will murder me if you don’t come. She’s been dying to hear all about the Great Apple and Broadway.”
“…It’s actually called the Big Apple.”
Your comment brought a loud and rather unattractive snort to leave his mouth. And the chuckle that came after brought a small and tentative smile on you.
“Look, are you coming or not?”
You had to admit, the invitation sounded welcoming. You were dying to put faces on the people that made Michael Gavey, well, Michael Gavey. He rarely talked about his family, but his tone was warm and soft when he did. It was such a sweet contrast to the snarky little shit you were used to, and so temptation won in the end.
“…Fine.” You agreed after dragging out the tension. “But I am bringing presents for all your family members, and you have to help me. And any funds that were spent on me are going to be paid back before summer. Got it?”
A true, genuine smile crept across Michael’s face.
“I wouldn’t have it any other way.”
“…Will I be seeing any baby pictures of you?”
“Don’t push it.”
You weren’t sure what exactly to expect from Michael’s family – maybe they were wonderful, or maybe the idea of an American that hailed from a city with some of the highest crime rates in the US gave them hives – but you were sure that you wouldn’t be alone if Michael were with you. Safe to say, your expectations were set way too low.
His dad's arms immediately enveloped Michael after you two exited at your stop and the station. You had always assumed most British father figures to be a bit cold and distant, but it seemed that stereotype didn’t apply to his dad. You went in for a handshake but were also caught in a warm hug. You introduced yourself while expressing your gratitude to him and his wife’s generosity.
“Oh no, please,” he insisted, “please call me Greg. Mr. Gavey was my father’s name, and I don’t think I’ve grown that many wrinkles yet.”
When you arrived at his home, it was a medium-sized red brick building in the suburbs. After entering the door and Greg announcing your arrival, quick footsteps ran down the stairs, and a young girl with golden honey curls in pajamas and a pink tutu ran to Michael.
“MIKEY!” she exclaimed. “YOU’RE HOME! Did you miss me? Why did it take you so long? You said your tests were done by the third. It’s the fifteenth today!”
“Lily, Lily,” Michael breathily laughed, “calm down. Of course, I missed you. But I had to wait for my friend because she’s hopeless with directions.”
“That is not true!” you blurted. “It’s not my fault I come from a grid system!”
“Anyway, this is my very good friend, Y/N L/N. Y/N L/N, this is my little sister, Lily.”
Lily turned to you with a big smile and curtsied like a perfect ballerina.
“Hello! My name is Lily! I’m eight, but I’ll be nine in April!”
You almost squealed at how adorable the sight was. You crouched down and mirrored her smile.
“It’s so nice to meet you, Lily! I’m Y/N, and I’m turning nineteen this coming b/m! Your brother here told me so much about you.”
“He did?” she asked with wide eyes.
“He did! He told you how smart you are in math and that you’re an amazing ballerina.”
Lily shyly looked down as a massively cute blush bloomed on her cheeks.
“I wanna be good at sums like Mikey. That way, I can help Daddy with his work like Mikey did when he was my age.”
“Ok!” interjected ‘Mikey,’ cheeks equally flushed at the slipped detail from his baby sister. “Time to find Mum. She in the kitchen?”
“Yep! She’s making roast chicken and mash with peas!” She turned to you. “Is Y/N allergic to anything?”
“Nope!” you replied, “Only dust, but I’m pretty sure that won’t be in the dishes.”
Meeting Michael’s mom – who was absolutely gorgeous, by the way – was another huge highlight of the break so far. Hearing you three entering the kitchen, she immediately turned off the stove and dashed over to hug you and her son.
“Oh, Y/N!” she warmly greeted you. “I’m so happy that you were able to come. Michael has told me so much about you. Have you adjusted well in Oxford? The time difference isn’t putting too much strain on you, is it? You both look so skinny – are they feeding you at all at that school?”
“Careful, Mum. You might scare her off.”
You shot him a mocking glare before answering his mother.
“Don’t be mean! And I think I’ve adjusted well enough to the university. Jet lag wasn’t too much of an issue because my parents made sure I moved into my dorm early and adjusted to the time zone changes before classes started. The food they serve at the dining halls doesn’t compare to homecooked meals, so I haven’t had much of an appetite. But after walking into the kitchen, I think I’ll be able to regain it once I have your cooking!”
“Oh, you are so sweet! I’ll let you get settled. Greg and I cleaned up the guest room for you. It’s next to Lilypad’s room. She’s excited to hear any stories you have about New York. It’s just on the second floor at the end of the hall.”
Walking back to the entrance to grab your bags, you were just in earshot of Michael and his mom’s conversation.
“Michael! Why didn’t you tell me she was so beautiful! I thought she was a model from Vogue when she first walked in! Are you sure nothing’s going on between you two? Should I expect any grandchildren in the near future?”
“Mum!” he loudly groaned as you softly chortled.
Christmas with the Gaveys was so much fun. You played a dozen board games. Michael was a beast in Poker and Uno while you cleared the board with Scrabble and Black Jacks. Mrs. Gavey was a fantastic cook – you couldn’t remember the last time you had any meal that had more than salt as a seasoning since coming to England. You tried sticky toffee pudding for the first time – you almost cried at that first bite. Everyone was so warm to each other and showered one another with so much love. Most of the neighbors watched Michael grow up, and many shared his childhood stories. It reminded you a lot of the Christmases at your parents’ apartment back in Queens.
The community and camaraderie- it was like you were back at home with your family. Your mom would pick up a roast duck from Peking Duck Sandwich Stall in Flushing while you and your dad would go to Eileen’s to wait in line to pick up your favorite cheesecake. The building would have a huge potluck on Christmas Eve, and everyone would bring a dish. Your neighbor, Mrs. Wong, would bring out everything necessary to make her famous dumplings. Everything was made from scratch. You and the kids of the building would learn how to wrap the fillings in the wrappers while the adults made the wrappers and fillings. You would play White Elephant with the other kids on Christmas Day, which usually ended in a fistfight.
You still missed home. You missed your parents and cat. You missed making cookies with your parents because Christmas was the only time when both of them had time off from work. While his school was still on break, you and your dad would take advantage of your mom’s employee benefits and watch a bunch of live Broadway shows.
When your parents skyped you, you cried after seeing their faces for the first time in so long. School was so stressful, and you were starting to regret traveling so far when you could have easily gone to a school so much closer to home. You tried your best to reschedule your flight, but round-trip flights were expensive, and they increased exponentially during the holidays.
You cried for an hour after seeing the prices online.
But thanks to Michael, you felt so much less alone than you would have if you had stayed at Oxford for the entire break. You introduced him to your parents during the call, and they loved him. It was such a massive relief that they liked your friend, especially because of how much his friendship meant to you. When he left the room, your parents basically forced you to ensure he would come with you to stay with you when you returned for the summer. They were shocked when you told them he had never had fresh jianbing or a decent slice of pizza. After the call, you were confident they were making a list of every store and stall you and Michael would visit during his visit.
Classic Queens’ family behavior – showing love by forcing food down your throat whether you like it or not.
At the moment, you were at the window in your room and looking at the moon. It was about three in the morning, and the rest of the household was asleep.
Well – everyone except one.
Michael had crept in about half an hour ago, and the two of you were just looking at the stars. You hadn’t expected to see so many – you could only see the lights from planes and aircraft at night back home. There wasn’t any talking, only comforting silence. The scene outside your window with the fresh snow on top of the rooftops and ground. Each house had a slight outline of their Christmas tree lights shining from their lower windows.
Your fingers itched for your pencil and sketchbook to immortalize it.
Ever so softly, Michael broke the silence while looking at you.
“So,” he began, “how would you rate your first English Christmas in the Gavey Household?”
You looked back at him with the biggest smile that Michael had ever seen on you.
“Ten out of ten. Would pay to see lightsaber reenactment again.”
If there was a God out there, you prayed for the coming term to be as wonderful as this holiday had been for you.
Suburban Prescot, Liverpool December 2006
In a well-established suburban home in Prescot, a short boy with crystal blue eyes and inky black hair locked himself in his room. The noise and babble from downstairs gave him a headache. He hated his parents. He hated his sisters. He hated being invisible and being from nowhere.
He had to get out of here.
In his backpack, a photo of a specific heir of a manor was safely tucked in the bottom. The new term was going to be different for him. He would make sure of it.
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Still thinking about Alastor and how he turned into a massive disappointing downgrade in the show. Like, Alastor was the only major aspect to Hazbin hotel that I actually really liked, and Viv turned him into a sensitive, dramatic whiny piss baby who now curses like every other character, is cringe as hell (“I’m about to end your fucking life!” - Boi get the hell outta here) and is now tied to a dumb storyline about Lilith/Eve to forcefully humanize him. Him telling Charlie “just because you see a smile don’t think you know what’s going on underneath” is so out of character. Why would he tell her that if he’s all about keeping people on their toes? Genuinely miss pilot Alastor era where he had a great voice and was just an evil goofy asshole who loved trolling people and that was it. I hate how Viv made it obvious that he is putting on a mask and doesn’t have it all together, she even confirmed that in livestream and bruh it’s just SO lame man, I’m sorry.
What made Al interesting was BECAUSE we didn’t know anything about him deep down, because that was the point of his character, he was mysterious and never indicated that there was more to him, and after 5 years of expecting him to remain the same….Viv drops the fact that he’s acting on the spot and it’s really underwhelming and takes away from how cool he was before. Doesn’t help that he doesn’t really do anything or contribute much to the plot in season 1 until near the end. He just feels so empty and boring.
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i-c-o-n-i-c part2
pairing: lewis hamilton x fem!reader | instagram au
summary: what it feels like to be the most iconic yet controversial couple in the paddock.
warning: implied age gap
requested: yes | no - REQUESTS ARE OPEN
a/n: back with lewis hamilton after the break. this wasn't what i planned on doing but i forgot what i was supposed to make for the second part so this is me trying to get back on the pace i had before. Hope you guys like this!!!
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lewishamilton welcome back to the real world yourusername
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yourusername scary is good
lewishamilton and Good is scary
user I don't get it but I love it!!!
user lewis really said fuck ya'll haters
user she's so pretty
user the prettiest couple
user they match each other so well
user came from y/n's post and the matching vacation pics are so cute for them to do.
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yourusername It's good to be back. thank you for the warm welcome lewishamilton ❤️
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lewishamilton i'll always welcome you anywhere
yourusername lewis🥺
user they're such a simp for each other
georgerussell63 more like lewis is a simp for y/n
user OH?!?!
user the queen has returned!! we have been starved for about a year it's time to feed.
mickschumacher welcome back trouble maker!! does this mean you'll post the pictures on main?
yourusername hmm.. I'll think about it
lewishamilton please no
yourusername might change that to a yes
user i missed these threads so much😭
user Y/N I MISSED YOU!!!!!!!!
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Daily WAG updates Y/n L/n has returned to the real world after going private almost a year ago. She and Lewis have posted sweet couple pictures in their accounts to confirm her return. Now that she's back we can only sit and wait for Lewis and paddock content instead of stories and snaps of her from fans that had spotted her from past races. Again, welcome back yourusername.
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user is it just me but after every lewis post i'm waiting for someone to address something
user same!! this time i'm really hoping he calls out those who sent hate to y/n. it's been too long
user i agree, hopefully this happens.
user more boyfriend lewis content AAAA i can't wait!!
user haters been quiet ever since lewis initiated the post.... can't wait to see what happens when he calls them out
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yourusername this is what i'm talking about!! p1, congratulations my heart!! (some post race pic at the end)
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lewishamilton my win for you and the team
mercedesamgf1 certainly a win for each and everyone of us
user admin don't block their sweet comments 😭
yourusername everyone's 🐐 and my ❤️
user still think you're shit, lewis can't help your situation bruh
user i thought you guys were done with this, gosh haven't you have enough
user no, not really as long as she's leeching off of him i won't stop
user goodluck then
lewishamilton has posted a story
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Daily WAG updates Lewis Hamilton has taken to instagram his response on the hate his long-term girlfriend Y/n L/n has been receiving. And based on his response it was y/n who has chosen to lay low and not respond to the haters but lewis has had enough and took matter into his own hands. Let me know what you think in the comments.
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user this proves how strong of a woman y/n is for withstanding the constant bullying being thrown at her. I stand with Y/n and Lewis, always
user the fact that he didn't call the haters fans of his but rather of the team, tells me that he really has had enough of them.
user haters will be haters but they can never be on par with the goat of a couple!!!!
user ....wait. "soon my family" ????? are they saying they're engaged? a baby? lewis what do you mean??
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yourusername it appears that someone had a slip up. Well better early than never?? is that right? Thank you for being with me through all the ups and downs hoping to be with you through the thick and thin. (the before and after proposal was iconic)
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user HUHHH SO HE PROPOSED AT THEIR BEACH GET UP THAT EXPLAINS THA MATCHING BEACH PHOTOS WHEN SHE RETURNED!!
lewishamilton i've got more pictures of your after if you want?
yourusername no❤️
mickschumacher so you won't post the pictures on main? yourusername i will when the time is right micky
lewishamilton the time is always right
user what a way to end the hate train. a post from the lewis hamilton and and engagement post from y/n l/n
user haters really been quiet after being called out. serves them right
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hot take about the void and loa because i saw someone doing this and i got the 💐urge💐
- i literally hate how we, as a community, ended up relying on complicated ways and methods to tap into the void when the basics of it are enough and way easier than most of the methods out there and im not even kidding. limiting beliefs have made such a blockage in people’s minds nowadays that they refuse to stick around with the basics and choose to overcomplicate their journey following methods for days when they can literally lay down and affirm for some minutes and thats it… bruh.
- thinking too much. yeah, its okay to think but bro you already know what loa is about. just live in the wish fulfilled and ur desire wont even take more than 3 days to be where u want it to be. why are u worrying bc u dont have that phone u always wanted? bitch u just bought it??? ur HOLDING IT. why u worrying about that car? u literally saw it parked in ur yard ohmygod.
- people relying on bloggers. big nuh uh for me, ofc we are meant to help y’all but you cant just sit down all day and expect them to do shit for u. every person has their separate journey and manifestation paths so get ur shit together and work on ur damn self.
- people doubting other people’s results just bc they still dont have theirs. bro im so done with people doubting success stories when they never manifested shit before and they come and say: oh they lied. yeah and u call urself a blogger and do the same shit and then u get exposed and deactivate, so funny.
- lies. YES I HAD TO MENTION THIS. if youre gonna drop a whole mfkin post talking about a beautiful success story PLEASE CLARIFY IF YOURE TALKING ABOUT UR REAL EXPERIENCE OR JUST HELPING URSELF GET INTO THE WISH FULFILLED STATE. ive seen a lot of success stories that ended up being fake js because the person wanted to convince their subconscious. convince ur subconscious of what?? bro.
- anons being rude. THERES NO FUCKING NEED TO BE RUDE AND FLOOD BLOGGERS ASKS WITH MONKEY BEHAVIOR MESSAGES. nah yall getting too far with this shit. if you cant get shit because you suck and ur routine and journey suck as well even tho u were seeking help AND HELP WAS GIVEN TO U AND U DIDNT DO A THING ABOUT IT, dont blame others for your own failure.
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°•*⁀➷ SMAU: EUSTASS KID
꒰ SYNOPSIS ꒱ : Having social medias while dating Eustass Kid can be chaotic, but you wouldn't change that for nothing.
꒰ WARNINGS ꒱ : Male reader! Homo/gay relationship! Mlm! Law and Kid having some serious discussions (not that serious but mostly aggressive) a lot of curse, some slurs (fag), virgin shamming (kid doesn't like virgins), a lot of dirty jokes and some nsfw insinuations
꒰ NOTES ꒱ : This SMAU was actually in progress some time ago, but I never finished, so I decide to finish now to post while I finish the others stories because they are most hard to finish. Again, women = block, I am not discussing this anymore so be careful :3 and for the masc people welcome I have a lot of things planned for us hehehe
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ThepunkOwner how would ever say that Eustass Kid can be this soft?
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TheREDpunk no one because I would kill them
╰ Pastakiller yeah you aren't that badass saying that in a photo you look like a child petting a cat
╰ TheREDpunk fuck you
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ThepunkOwner the disadvantages of dating a band leader is this asshole getting back home at 3am and still sleeping
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Hotheat bruh the show didn't end that late
╰ ThepunkOwner then where fucking my boyfriend was???
╰ HighTensionWire ask Killer???
╰ Pastakiller don't put me in that shit, he wasn't at with me
╰ ThepunkOwner can you guys just tell me where he was before I get single again?????
╰ TheREDpunk I WAS SLEEPING IN THE PARK BECAUSE I WAS TO DRUNK TO GET BACK HOME BECAUSE YOU ALWAYS MAKE ME SLEEP IN THE COUCH WHEN I WAS DRUNK, THAT'S ENOUGH FOR YOU??? CAN YOU JUST BACK TO BED NOW???
╰ ThepunkOwner I'm fucking killing you when you stop sleeping but yeah I gonna get back to bed
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TheREDpunk I'm fucking getting single after that
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Pastakiller nha you not, you are single for like years before (y/n), no one can hold you stupid ass
╰ TheREDpunk EXCUSE ME??? A LOT OF GIRLS WAS INTERESTED IN ME WHEN I WAS SINGLE OKAY????
╰ DeathEMO and what? You are gay, don't make any difference if girls like you, you don't like girls
╰ TheREDpunk WTF CALL YOU HERE???
╰ DeathEMO cry about it fucking fag
╰ TheREDpunk WTF YOU CALLING FAG??? YOU DON'T LIKE GIRLS EITHER
╰ ThepunkOwner how a ice cream cone start this???
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Pastakiller these two drunk asses are crying in my coach because they love each other so much?
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Hotheat they stole my bunny
MONKEY Gizao is funny, he asks me to be the priest to their marriage, I accept
╰ DeathEMO first you cannot be a priest, second he probably gonna regret that and is gonna even invite you to his marriage
╰ MONKEY oh :(
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Pastakiller while we have Kid showing the snow dick he tried to do, we have (y/n) trying to make some animal with the snow and failing again for the sixth time
ThepunkOwner I'm gonna be successful, I know
╰ Pastakiller no you not, just give up
TheREDpunk you guys can't deny that was looking like a small dick
╰ Pastakiller yes we can
╰ Hotheat yup, definitely not a dick
╰ HighTensionWire that wasn't even a good try
╰ TheREDpunk I hate all of you
DeathEMO actually looks like a small dick... Your small dick
╰ TheREDpunk I'm fucking killing you
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ThepunkOwner looks at my poor baby... He tried so hard in his exam that his sleep from exhaustion...
DeathEMO yep... Definitely because of trying hard on his exam... Obviously not because you two were in a part until 5am... Obviously not
Rorozo bruh Eustass drink his ass off
ThepunkOwner can you two stop difaming my man??
╰ DeathEMO no
╰ Rorozo no
ThepunkOwner you guys are not invited to the wedding
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TheREDpunk Try to find another punk guy that would take his boyfriend to Disney because he wants to take photos with the princess and fail miserably
DeathEMO punks don't do that because they have dignity
╰ TheREDpunk well I cannot have dignity but at least I have a boyfriend you fucking virgin ass
╰ MONKEY oooooooh he got you traffy heheheh
pastakiller you taked photos with Mickey ears wtf you trying to hide?
╰ TheREDpunk stfu
ThepunkOwner don't worry bae, you still can be my scary punk even if you almost cry taking a photo with Mulan
╰ TheREDpunk SHE BADASS OKAY???? SHE LITERALLY WON A WAR WTF YOU ARE SAYING???? HAVE YOU WON A WAR? NO? THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT
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ThepunkOwner He didn't want to ride in the ponies with me :(( but at least I won a kiss
TheREDpunk the only one I want to ride is you baby 😈😈
╰ pastakiller Jesus nobody needed to read that
╰ DeathEMO bottom Eustass kid confirmed??? Ooooh I'm sending this in the college group chat
╰ HawHaw he always looked like a power bottom tbh
╰ DinoDrake yeah I don't think nobody is actually surprised...
╰ TheREDpunk WTF YOU GUYS ARE SAYING??? WHAT'S THE PROBLEM I WANT TO RIDE MY BOYFRIEND HUH??? YOU GUYS ARE JEALOUS??? YOU FUCKIN VIRGINS
╰ DeathEMO stfu and go choke with your boyfriend dick
╰ TheREDpunk YES I WILL AND HIS DICK IS DEFINITELY BIGGER THAN YOURS
╰ ThepunkOwner I just posted a cute photo of how this ended in a fight about my dick?
MONKEY is it true that your dick is bigger than Torao? Can I see it?
╰ ThepunkOwner NO
╰ TheREDpunk NO
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TheREDpunk Happy birthday to us baby, another year having your beautiful ass on my side
ThepunkOwner sometimes I think I'm only my ass to you, and he is not that big
╰ TheREDpunk he definitely is, but dw prince, you can be the most ugly man in the world and I still gonna love you
╰ ThepunkOwner oh... Who would think that Eustass Kid could be romantic... I love you too babe
╰ TheREDpunk is better you do, because I'm never letting you go, you can be sure that you gonna be only mine even after death
╰ ThepunkOwner cute <3
╰ TheREDpunk only for you <3
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;) SERIES MASTERLIST
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THESHADEROOM
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theshaderoom: Oh Lord! #JackHarlow opens up in a new interview about where he stands with #Drake and on his marriage to Stacey James!
When asked if they have spoken since the news broke that he had a baby with his famous ex Y/N Y/L, Harlow says “No, we haven’t spoken at all. Frankly, I still don’t have anything to say to him. It’s a fucked up situation but you know what they say “Never meet your heroes” They won't last anyway.
When pressed on if the dms to Y/N were actually him, he says “Not to believe everything you see on the internet, especially from someone as attention seeking as Y/N. For a new mother, she has a lot of time on her hands. "
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user: he do everthing but drop good music ;/
user: boy is sooo hurt
user: it stacey not concerned that her man keeps talking about his ex he claims he hates??????
user: what happened to him? He used to be so sweet
user: This all could've been avoided if he didn't cheat on Y/N
CHAMPAGNEPAPI
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champagnepapi: my baby momma realer than a lot of you niggas
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celeb: dude just called us all pussies
celeb: shots to harlow 👀
nickiminaj: look at my baby 😍
celeb: dude won at life
yourinsta: realer than real 🤭 love you daddy
celeb: HIS LOSS
YOURINSTA
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yourinsta: Talk about a throwback! Who would’ve thought this man would be the father of my daughter🥹
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user: it’s the leg kick up for me
user: I hate seeing people live my dreams
user: look at baby Ariel 😍
champagnepapi: Aw man I’ve never seen this 🤣
druski: I thought I had a chance
yourinsta: why would you think that
user: love seeing you so happy
urbanwyatt: haven’t spoken in a while but it makes me smile seeing you so happy
yourinsta: twin 4lyfe 🫶 no matter what
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balleralert: uh oh! Drake dropped a new song last night and he had some things to say about Jack Harlow and his wife Stacey James. If you weren’t aware, Jack and Stacey have been shading Y/N Y/L since the news dropped that she was dating and had a baby with the megastar rapper.
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user: aye drake funny as hell
user: nigga said sidebar your husband a groupie 🤣🤣
user: draaaaag him!!!
user: glad he finally said something!
user: Jack deserved this
user: there’s levels to this bar, Jack growing up a huge fan of Drake and then Jack not being able to stop talking about Y/N
user: well, Drake did say he would spin bout y/n
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thatgirlstacey: No one can break our bond.
Sidebar, Aubrey don’t let have to tell your baby momma that you and I go WAY back.
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user: oh shit
user: bruh y/n will never have peace
user: ok but look how big Willow is now!
user: wish Y/n never got involved with Jack and his messiness
druski: uh 😳
saweetie: if you gonna talk shit about my friend then put a name to it.
user: you a messy bitch fr
user: y’all both groupies
yourinsta: you rang?
user: how y/n name taste since it stay in your mouth
champagnepapi: unlike your husband, I tell my girl the truth about everything 🤨 so she knows everything about me
champagnepapi: oh and @jackharlow who was that white girl you were kissing at the club last weekend in Miami?
user: OMG!!!
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SURPRISE! I recently hit 600 followers so i decided to make this for you guys as a thank you! Can't believe I have so many of you reading and enjoying my work. I love you guys so much!
this is being posted while i'm on vaction so this is queued post, I can't wait to read all of ya'll reactions when I get back!
I know I said this series was over but let's just pretend I didn't. I'll post a new one whenever I think of more messy drama haha
ENJOY!
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HAIKYUU BOYS WITH A S/O WHO SCARS EASILY
cw: injury, gn reader
ATSUMU:
he’s so utterly confused.
like he can’t believe that even by BUMPING into the door…you have a massive bruise forever now.
makes fun of you lmao.
but he is still so worried about you :((.
“another one? geez…” he winces, examining the giant cut on your calf. “yeah…i tried to skateboard and i fell and…yeah.” atsumu shakes his head, but a smirk grows slowly on his face. “that’s why ya gotta ask me to show ya angel! i’m the expert in everything.” you roll your eyes. nonetheless, you allow him to take care of you. no matter how small the scar is, this man will not let you move a muscle.
KITA:
scolds you. like a parent to a child.
this man is exasperated bro 😭 give him a break.
frowns when he sees your body littered with scars.
he promises himself to protect you as much as possible.
kita stays silent as he treats the gash on your knee. you observe guiltily, praying that he isn’t legitimately upset. you hear him sigh. “this is going to leave a scar yknow.” “i know, i’m sorry.” he huffs, patting your leg gently. “please be careful next time honey. i don’t exactly like seeing you hurt.” he places soft kisses on every scar, massaging your body into his hands. “i’ll love you no matter what though.”
BOKUTO:
he freaks the fuck out HAHAHA.
he’s so worried!! why does your skin have to be so sensitive!!
he tries his best to treat it, but he has very limited knowledge in first aid.
he pampers you though ><.
“are you sure you’re ok?” he asks. you coo at him. the way his lips pouted and his golden eyes widened with worry made your heart swell. “yes kou, i’m okay. just another cut like usual.” he really really does not like that answer. he puts some medication on it and litters your body with kisses. “let me cuddle you honey. my love will make the pain go away.”
AKAASHI:
if you thought kita was bad-
he literally face palms when he sees a new bruise, cut, or scab on your body.
a doctor. knows exactly what to do when you’re hurt.
baby proofs the house lol.
“what am i going to do with you.” he groans. of course you tripped while dancing, it was inevitable that you would get a gash sooner or later. you smile sheepishly. “you should’ve danced with me, you would have caught me. plus i was playing frank sinatra, your fave.” his eyes soften. you mean well, he knows that, but he hates seeing dark spots on your body from previous injuries. “..let me know next time then my dear.”
TSUKISHIMA:
oh my god. he is RUTHLESS.
like bruh how did you get a scar from SHAVING.
deep down he’s so worried about you :((.
but also wow you’re such a coward.
“only the weakest links get permanent scars from the smallest things.” he taunts, placing a bandaid on your tummy. “razors are very dangerous weapons tsukki.” “it had two blades. and it’s not meant to actually hurt you.” you pout as your boyfriend beams in victory. “make fun of me all you want but you’re the one who’s wasting time treating me.” a soft chuckle leaves his lips. “of course idiot. i’ll always care for you.”
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LITG S8 Thots for this week: Very bad day for loyal girlies…
(Making this while still slightly baked from getting high last night so just know you’re getting ruthless Cahleel today😍)
• So ngl first impressions of the boys…Oakley outsold them all. Call me biased I really dgaf.
• Not even 10 seconds in and Luna already babbling about Jin omg just kill me now.
• Oh bitch I’m officially making it canon that him and my S6 MC fucked around at one point like what? Fusebox stop copying our shit!!!
• Max is Jin 2.0 I literally have nothing else to say about him.
• Kyle not serving to me sorry. I know all y’all going crazy over him and like his body is tea but girl he’s just…no😭😭😭 Also he has a scorpion tattoo which means the Scorpio of the season has been recognized and I care about my MC so I am NOT putting her through that pain.
• And here I thought Oakley was going to end up being the “Gary” of this season…
• Kyle fancies me the most…great! Now leave me alone after I reject you the first time!
• Luna’s going after Jin’s replacement- I MEAN Max! How surprising…
• God I hate you already.
• I can’t stand when they do this. Last time I checked none of these names belong to a 6’3, Ghanaian firefighter with a fat ass and a slutty waist so as far as I’m concerned my eyes are firmly CLOSED.
• Outfit time!
• The other look was boring sorry but I LOOOOVE this one.
• Luna being mad about Jin part 2 omg PLEASE KILLLLLLL MEEEE.
• Ugh yasss we can sleep by ourselves. Y’all will not trap me!
• Bea telling me about this other chick that Oakley went on a date with like I care, ok.
• But you was just mad cuz Jin winked at somebody…girl go to HELLLLLL.
• Outfit time!
• Come on Arabian Nights tease!
• Kyle and Liam been fucking on the low omg?
• Time to suffer through meaningless chats.
• I’m making my girl sound like the most boring person ever trying to ignore these dudes help😭😭😭
• Oh that’s not…
• Luna you are literally only interested in Shawn because you know he’s the only one I’ve given the time of day…does it not hurt being this much of a loser?????
• Outfit time!
• Cute…that’s about it tho.
• Kyle saying he did a tattoo for a celebrity and then the said celebrity being Gabi of all people like wow nobody moved.
• WHERE IS THE FIGHT OPTION??? WHERE IS IT??? LET ME HIT HER!!!
• Liam had us form a whole dance circle around him just for him to start seizing ok.
• Shawn you’re sooooo cute but I really don’t want you baby just stop trying❤️
• This whole conversation with Bea chile I can’t. Oakley went on a date with another girl…ok and??? He called her a head turner…did he say she was turning HIS head??? They connected…OVER FUCKING BAKING. Oakley literally said he was in love with us and was planning on making us his girlfriend it literally makes no sense whatsoever. Fusebox y’all are getting too predictable bruh like obviously y'all are not gonna make our OG LI cheat on us so what is the point of the gossip other than to get US to cheat on THEM?
• And this shit oh brotherrrrr😭 I can’t wait for next week when we find out that Luna was screaming because Shawn gave her a great foot rub like fuck out my face with that. Also even if they are fucking I DO NOT CAREEEEE! I DO NOT WANT HIM!!!!
#guys they’re losing me#bring our men back#litg#love island the game#litg tempting fate#litg s8#litg season 8
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why cartman has the right to find kyle annoying as fuck
the annoying thing abt kyle is how much he fucking friendzones cartman when he clearly likes him and cartman can def see that kyle is into him too LOL. kyle constantly obsesses over every little thing cartman does and gets in his business 24/7 so yeah when cartman reasonably perceives that as attraction as any sane person would & tries to flirt with kyle and make a move on him kyle just gets all pissed and pretends to hate cartman even more. so then when cartman tries to move on with his life bc obviously kyle isn’t making a move or interested in taking things further (even tho he clearly wants to) and tries to date someone else which he did with heidi after kyle broke his stuff and he realized shit with him & kyle is prob never gonna happen, kyle STILL fucking thinks he’s entitled to cartman’s attention and time and has to obsess over him & act possessive over him LOL. like BRUH leave cartman alone either make a move kyle or don’t. he’s just being a huge dick bc cartman clearly likes HIM and has shown interest in pursuing things romantically with kyle multiple times (he deadass sang to him that he loves him) so idk why kyle is being such a pussy abt this. honestly i’m surprised tho cartman actually has this much patience for kyle’s obnoxious friendzoning ass. i feel like most people if they found out their crush wasn’t reciprocating their feelings & advances they’d just move on and cut the person off LOL (which cartman almost did to kyle in s20) but cartman still sticks around for kyle and helps him with shit even if he knows kyle isn’t gonna reciprocate his affection back. if that’s not true unconditional love idk what is. and cartman never pressures kyle into it either or tries to like out kyle even tho i’m sure he rlly wants to call him out for how gay he is LOL (except that time when he wrote the little red riding kyle book). i love how cartman is just patient with kyle and he’s willing to wait for kyle to come to terms with his feelings on his own even if that’s gonna take 4738292 years or may never happen. bc honestly i feel like most people would be pissed OFF if their love interest was doing the shit to them that kyle was doing acting like he fucking owns cartman but then not showing any affection or being honest about his feelings LOL. and that probably is why cartman finds kyle annoying and gets pissed at him a lot when kyle gets all up in his business and tries to stop him from shit and all that. bc cartman is probably thinking bruh you have no right to be nagging me & bossing me around and shit like you’re my boyfriend if you’re not gonna actually be my boyfriend LOL.
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I took notes on my thoughts while watching Nerdy Prudes Must Die because I did the same for Black Friday
DAMN Jon said “I am a TENOR”
I literally can’t get over how good he sounds
AHHHHHH LAUREN!!!!!
Bro these songs SLAP
Damn Mariahs hair is so long
Pete is such a mood
I’m literally terrified of being pantsed so bad
BRUH NOT MICRO-PETER
Omg hey Kim
When Cory enthusiastically agrees I’m dying
Omg Max likes Grace???????
Wait that’s so cute
Wait why’s he kinda fine
“His name is Jesus Christ” HELP 💀💀💀💀💀
It’s giving Apex Predator (from Mean Girls)
Damn these HARMONIES THO
My jaw is on the floor the way Cory is talking to her
“How am I supposed to study without listening to Spotify?” ME LMFAO
I KNOW HE DID NOT JUST MAKE AN ISSAC NEWTON JOKE
The way hes like “this is about thermodynamics” me me me. I hate when people make jokes about the things we’re not even talking about.
“NANI” NO WAY HE SAID THAT HELP💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀I LITERALLY CANNOT BREATHE 💀💀💀💀💀💀
Study date????????
Joey Richter my beloved ❤️❤️❤️
When Max enters and the crowd cheers
“Rondevuch”
Max literally has a God complex
Why is Kim everyones mom?
“Walen place”?????
“Mom will you pass the butt stuff????” HELP SHES BEEN CORRUPTED
NO WAY SHES FANTASIZING ABOUT MAX JAGERMAN
LITERALLY WHAT
Awwww Grace is experiencing Catholic Guilt™ ❤️❤️❤️
Girl wdym “he’s gotta go”???
Laurens character is bisexual???????
“WAIFU MATERIAL”?????? I literally can’t get over Jons character
Wait Grace is a little fucked up actually
Wait since the Waylons built hatchetfield high and the starlight theater, could they have cursed the town somehow? Like I know about the evil brothers or whatever, but I’m not super familiar with the lore
Wait I kind of love Grace now
Mariah slays
“Am I reading as Ghost, or Lin Manuel Miranda?” AWWWWWW❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
“Your fucking useless Pete.” Tgwdlm???? In MY npmd???? It’s more likely than you think
I’m very suspicious about how fast they seemed to put the plan together…
I know the plan wont work and Im so nervous I’m getting secondhand embarrassment so bad rn
“Skele-ens”
I need Max Jagerman actually
Awwww Max is a Theater Kid ❤️❤️❤️
AW FUCK HE DIED
HOLY FUCK HE DIED
GIRL WTF IS WRONG WITH GRACE
I love how upbeat this song is
WHYD SHE CUT HIS NIPPLES OFF WTF
Omg Dan and Donna!
Slay Mayor Lauter
His reaction to being asked to the game is giving- “she asked me for the time” “no way” “way :D”
THE NIGHTHAWKS MASCOT 💀💀💀💀
FUCK CLIVESDALE
DAMN THEYRE IN THE SPLITS GOOD FOR THEM
I like that the football team has only 2 players
I love when actors walk through the audience, but ESPECIALLY here when hes stalking Richie bro looks so good
Listen I know he’s about to kill Richie but HES SO FINE HELP
Im literally so Gay bro
THE SMOKE CLUB!!!!!!
THE NIGHTMARE TIME THEME
When she says hes not hot anymore girl speak for yoursef
Please let Grace swear
Oh fuck they’re giving themselves away
Grace Chastity said “acab”
Cory needs more songs
MAN IN A HURRY RETURNS!!!!!
Damn who is this girl in a trenchcoat 😍😍😍
GERALD OH MY GOD
Random side note but what happened to Robert? I was just thinking about how I wish we could see Hidgens again but is Robert still a part of Starkid anymore? Is he on to Bigger and Better things? Does anyone know what those are? I’d love to continue to support him.
Edit: NVM NVM I TAKE IT BACK I DO NOT WANT TO SUPPORT ROBERT MANION NO NO NO SIR
The invisible bird. Literally high school theater
“Heahs the thang about ah bahbecue”
“Ah wawna remember who ah ayum”
Ruth is so real for not know when to do the lights bc the cue lines were wrong
Ugh Laurens voice is so good and I know ive said that about pretty much everyone but it’s true
I know shes about to die rn
The red lighting gave it away
THE WAY HE LOOKS INTO CAMERA AFTER HE KILLS HER I NEED HIM SO BAD
Why did Kim scream like that
Awww Grace has religious trauma now ❤️❤️❤️
THE COPS THEME
OH MY GOD PAUL AND EMMA!!!!!!!!!
He gave her his number❤️❤️❤️
Hot chocolate boy!!!!!!!! I knew Peter was the hot chocolate boy but still
This duet is EVERYTHING
Obsessed with the fact he called MARIAH ROSE FAITH a MEAN GIRL
“Axe wielding maniacs?”
The Waylons did not dig that shit very deep…
OH FUCK THEY HAVE TO SUMMIN THE LORDS IN BLACK
I KNEW THE WAYLONS BUILT LAKESIDE MALL
im so sorry Zombie Max is So Fine
WIGGLY
THEY HAVE HUMAN FORMS??????
“Let me check my Christmas list”
“What do you want steph?” MORE tgwdlm? In MY npmd?
I feel bad for not knowing all their names
Max says bitch a lot
Damn this show is long
Omg this is so sad im tearing up a lil
Max is so fucking funny
Damn Grace is seducing Max this is hilarious
Fuck Grace Chastity or kill some nerds? One of the many difficult decisions in life
He decides to fuck Grace Chastity
OH MY GOD THATS SO SMART
Thats some fuckin Macbeth level shit
Kims teacher character is so cute awwwww
Paul and Bill dance Chaperones??????
Oh nvm that’s Jason
I don’t think I ever mentioned it but the dancing is really good
It’s very clean and crisp
In the last 2 hours I very quickly developed a massive crush on Will Branner
OH FUCK
WHATS GOING ON
WHAT
#also idk how to spell most of their names#so forgive me#nerdy prudes must die#peter spankoffski#starkid#max jagerman#npmd spoilers#nerdy prudes spoilers
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Scattered thoughts after watching the finale of GEN V
Spoilers Ahead
i forgot how ANGRY homelander makes me. like i haven’t seen that awful mf in my screen in a minute but the candle full of rage i hold for this man is clearly not snuffed out. mr. how to ruin everything in 45 seconds or less. fvck homelander
lord, and the RACISM of this whole thing just has me so fvcking heated, because of course the two pretty cis white kids are the heroes (even though one of them supposed to be dead according to public records, and the other ones boyfriend killed the mf principal) and not the top ranked kids in school, three of which are poc and queer (possibly all queer, emma gives off a vibe). like emma, marie, jordan, and andre are arguably 4 of the most decent students on this campus. the only thing marie has done is fucking exist, and the world has just delivered nothing but awfulness to her. gtfo of here, im so upset.
if the term “morally gray” was a universe it would be this one. cause fuck indira but fuucccckkkkk homelander.
if they don’t do right by andre, im going to be so pissed. the fact that this episode showcased the most of him we’ve seen as a character and it was still half-assed?? i want moreeee
bruh, i know in the battle between action/drama and romance, that the former has to take precedence in this type of story, but even emma and sam got a fucking conversation. are you so serious? limoreau didn’t have time for a 2 minute discussion about their relationship??? the writers could have added a couple more minutes to this 30 minute episode? it’s been CRICKETS y’all, and i demand reparations. i mean we’re not gonna see them again for another, what… 2 years??The jordan and marie moments are so cute, don’t get me wrong, but they are minuscule after episode 5. I be having to run to fan fiction just to satisfy my need for emotional closure. do better
CATE. now ms. gorl, we were rooting for you. and you went and made a mess of things. and quite frankly, trying to get to jordan destroyed my last string of patience for her ass, and it was already fraying the minute she messed with sam. i am officially un-identifying as a cate apologist. if we bein honest, marie should have gone for the other hand too.
bruh, lowkey loved sam’s arch this episode, i don’t know. his character intrigues me, and he’s been through so much stuff, i just wanna give him a hug. When he said “I hate myself.” i felt like crying. homelander needs to keep his greasy no good, bloody mf hands off of him, i swear
Ok this is getting lengthy
i love this show and it’s characters, for the record, in case that wasn’t clear lol
8.5/10
#toomanyopinions#gen v#gen v spoilers#gen v amazon#marie moreau#jaz sinclair#jordan li#derek luh#london thor#andre anderson#chance perdomo#emma meyer#lizze broadway#cate dunlap#maddie phillips#sam riordan#asa germann#homelander#and his nasty self#show review#limoreau#mariejordan
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