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walking-dead-girrl · 7 months
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NO breakup hits as hard as it does in a queer tv show about two middle aged men who go through a horrifically tragic divorce when they were never dating in the first place
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mordecai is the first funny bitch like spends 90% of his time literally just standing there going "i'm dapressed" to himself while everyone in the vicinity takes potshots and then he's clocking in for the night shift where for the next 9 hours people go "god mordecai would it kill you to act like you're having more fun at the [kills you] factory"
#The First Funny Bitch as a phrase from the ''cain was the first funny bitch'' post that i will use with some flexibility. yaknow.#i love going like oh boy a coworker triumvirate. their funny little guy (other duo going ''i want him dead'')#though it's unfair to the savoys lmfao if he's at best sometimes a desk toy to them: they do at least keep calling him babygirl#and giving him special mordecai invitations (by not inviting him) to their hotel room to try to marry him#so if nothing else we do appreciate adding a ton of flair to [afflicting the autistic coworker]#in turn i appreciate that mordecai and viktor's dynamic probably consisted of mutual ''i Do Not Care if my coworker seems weird''#but outside of that; was anyone at lackadaisy aggrieving mordecai with the style & variety that the savoys bring....perhaps not#an upgrade in that realm....and there seems to be Some mutual [i do not care if my coworker seems weird] there again too lol#even while they've all probably been working together like half a week & haven't all worn their getalong sweater long enough#and already mordecai is doing his [not just literally standing there] rogue lone mystery solving deal lmao. wild card that he is#lackadaisy#oh also speaking of [before mordecai went grr i Hate still working here; ripped off the fridge door; went & got a new Hated job]#it's pure bonus comic realm & particularly Elevated Silly Goofs genre at that; but#points for ivy having that Younger Sibling dynamic w/mordecai w/the implication she takes his forbidden condiments index seriously#and like; in general lol not even just a [it's serious when it comes to dealing with this weird guy] way. all the more powerful for that#wait i nearly forgot to mention the hot new otp: mordecai / j.j.#that's right [sad trombone] providing guy. i know enough. first funny bitch 4 first funny bitch.#[guy doing his own thing & everyone's like Get His Ass] 4 [guy doing his own thing & everyone's like Get His Ass]#and ofc because it is funny in & of itself. & basically like Your New OC. so much room to maneuver that you cannot crash#also hmm like if your nickname for someone is Maybe ''annoying mf'' does it cancel out....eh#numbers flying around intense focus like everything points to ''hatchet would directly translate to hatchette not petit hache''#and if you mon petit hache it (read this w/such a meter that it all rhymes)#900 tons of restraint not going ''wow this is just like analyzing billions'' & by even saying i've managed to avoid as much; now i haven't
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dip-the-stick · 2 years
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hey u guys remember when i was complaining abt math a couple weeks ago? never mind bc i just got my midterm back and i fucking love math i cant believe i doubted it for a second
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mixtape-racha · 8 months
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like a virgin | choi soobin
you'd been together for so long, so why did soobin feel like an overwhelmed virgin every time he fucked you? // 18+, minors dni
words: 1.20k // warnings: dom!soobin, size difference, reader is described as short and petite, reader gets called "bunny", oral (m. receiving), horse cock soobin agenda
a/n: based on this request by 🎡 anon!! i hope you enjoy! ♡
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choi soobin was many things, but inexperienced was not one of them. it seemed everyone and their mother - sometimes quite literally - wanted nothing more than to cum on the cock of the nerd of a man down the street, and it truly did wonders for his confidence and abilities in bed.
so by the time he met you, juniors in college, both ancient greek history majors, he was well aware that he could ravish anyone who wanted it in bed. he just wasn’t expecting that anyone to be you. you, with your pretty face, and charming disposition. you, who - despite your protests and detest for the word - was “popular” on campus; friends with almost all cliques, never sticking to one social class or friendship group. you, y/n l/n.
when you approached him at a party, slightly buzzed, face flushed and a beer in hand, he was surprised to say the least. but that was nothing compared to how he felt when you told him you wanted him, wanted him more than you’d ever wanted anything. and not just in bed - oh no - you wanted all of him. the lazy mornings after a party, the impromptu dates because your class got canceled, the late-night coffee runs when you were studying for finals. it took all the alcohol in your system to gain the courage to come up to him and ask him on a date, but he was so, so thankful you did.
soon after, you started officially dating. soobin was over the moon to have bagged someone as perfect as you, and you were just thrilled that he actually liked you back, too. it was just a bonus that the sex was amazing, too. the first time you saw soobin’s cock, you eyes nearly bulged out of your head in shock. he was huge, and you were in absolute disbelief. you even had to take a moment to express your concerns to him that he would fit inside of you, which he just chuckled at - and soon proved you wrong. he had you creaming on his cock, drooling and eyes rolling back within minutes.
it was pretty much from that moment that an innate feeling woke deep within soobin. seeing your struggle to take him had him throbbing, and it even developed to the point that he’d get hard whenever someone mentioned your height difference. being a foot taller than you, and just so much bigger in every way, send him on a complete power trip. 
most of all, you loved watching how he fell apart when you sucked him off. something about him towering over you while you were on your knees had you dripping, so you couldn’t even begin to imagine how he felt.
he was sitting on the couch watching a shitty tv show that you didn’t understand how he found funny when you got bored, moving from your spot curled under his arms. he was confused, reaching out for you when you got up, his perfect lips forming a pout that almost had you going straight back to him. but instead you grabbed a cushion, placing it on the floor before nestling yourself between his legs. soobin had a habit of manspreading, so that gave you ample opportunity to seat yourself and rest your head on his plush thigh.
he honestly didn’t even question it, just resting a hand on your head and fussing with your hair occasionally. he was used to you putting yourself in odd positions for comfort, and just assumed the couch was hurting your back or something. of course, that soon changed when you swiveled around, facing him and looking up at him with those big doe eyes he loved.
“you okay down there, pretty?” he asked softly, eyes flitting between you and the tv screen which caused you to whine softly. “oh, you need attention, yeah? got yourself all comfy down there hoping i’d give you what you want?”
you nodded, the fabric of his jeans providing a strange comfort on your skin, and he grinned, eyes crinkling slightly. he thought you were so adorable, his perfect little bunny. and how could he deny you what you so desperately wanted? with a slight nod of his head and a tap of his thigh, you almost became rabid with the way you began clawing at his jeans, desperate to pull them down.
he was already half hard in his boxers just at your enthusiasm, hissing with his lip tucked between his lips as you pulled him out of his confines, too overwhelmed to even pull his jeans or boxers off properly.
you were always surprised by how big soobin really was, even half-hard. maybe caught off guard was better, but nonetheless it always made you wonder if you could fit him in any of your holes - although, clearly you could. you couldn’t help the way you licked your lips, wanting nothing more than for him to stuff himself in your throat, but you knew he’d make you work for that. so you settled for kitten licking the tip while looking up at him to watch his reaction.
he hissed at the contact, hips itching to buck up at the way you looked so at home between his legs. as much as he wanted to tell you to stop, to give you a night purely filled with your pleasure in mind only, he knew that you enjoyed giving head almost as much as - if not more - he enjoyed getting it.
you were quick to take as much of him as you could into your mouth, stretching your jaw as much as you could to fit around his impressive girth. he let out a low groan, head lolling back on the couch as you swallowed around him, wrapping your hands around the second half of his length that you couldn’t fit in your mouth.
you looked so small and delicate below him that soobin couldn’t help but wrap his fingers through your hair, guiding your head up and down his length. it took everything in him to not buck up into your mouth, not wanting to make you choke - even though it would be so fucking hot.
“fuck angel, feel like i’m gonna hit your lungs if im not careful.” he moaned, the idea making your eyes roll to the back of your head as you began grinding on the pillow below you, needing any form of release you could get. it felt like you had no more room in your throat, soobin’s cock taking up any space available. you hummed softly, the vibrations making his hips buck involuntarily, which in turn made you gag around him. he was quick to pull his length from your mouth, looking down at you in concern even when you whimpered and tried to go back.
“oh, come here, pretty,” he cooed, lifting you onto his lap, which you happily accepted. you straddled yourself on his thick thigh, instantly rocking your hips just like how you were on the pillow. he was so enamored with you, and he knew if he didn’t have you creaming on his cock in the next 5 minutes he might go insane.
“let me fuck you dumb, yeah?”
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harostar · 10 months
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Behind the cut because SPOILERS JUST SPOILERS that is all.
Barbie Movie really went:
-here’s a ton of jokes about some of the terrible canceled/discontinued ideas we’ve had over the decades
-Ken is both the villain and sympathetic, because he’s every lost young man with no sense of self that gets lured in by the promises of the manosphere. Toxic Masculinity and Patriarchy don’t make him any happier, just force him to play a role that isn’t him until Barbie defeats him and then encourages him to have his own journey of self-discovery because he’s “Kenough”. 
-The real world is Barbie becoming uncomfortable and aware of threats all around her, while it makes Ken first confident and then arrogant
-The ghost of Ruth Handler is here to guide us, and also to VETO ideas about Barbie and Ken ending up together.
-Barbie’s person is the Mom, not the daughter. Because that doll represented their happy times together, and she’s stressed about work and her daughter becoming an edgy teenager that has discovered Baby’s First Social Justice (bonus using it to bully people and just throwing out buzz words!)
-Pregnant Midge makes everyone deeply, deeply uncomfortable
-Skipper got out once and did something horrible to children in Florida
-Allan hates Ken and just wants to escape. 
-Barbieland, a utopia of Girlbosses living their perfect life every day, is not actually perfect or necessarily all-good, because it’s still not equal but hey the Barbies realize this and are working to let the Kens have “as much rights as women do in the real world” (LOL)
-DEPRESSION BARBIE. EXISTENIAL DREAD BARBIE. 
-Narrator: Margot Robbie is not the person to cast for this point (about being ugly)
-Random old woman at the bus stop just rendering Barbie speechless, because “you’re so beautiful”. 
-HER NAME IS BARBARA HANDLER AND SHE IS HERE FOR HER GYNO APPOINTMENT.
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ahgasegotarmy116 · 14 days
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Just Take It | Bonus Drabble 1
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Summary: An encounter with a cashier leaves Jungkook ready to cause a scene Pairing: Inexperienced f!reader x Best Friend's Dad Jungkook (20 year age gap) Word Count: 1K~ Warning: Explicit and suggestive language. Jungkook threatens to kill someone but like not really lol that's pretty much it a/n: This was an ask I got but both the anon and I'm sure a bunch of you love seeing jealous Jungkook so here's a short chapter of something that happened after they started dating 🤭 p.s. written in one sitting and barely edited Start from the beginning
"Can you wait in line for a second Darling? I forgot I needed to get one more thing" Jungkook asks me and I nod my head, humming as he places a kiss on my temple and rushes off to another part of the store.
While I wait mindlessly in line I end up getting lost in the different covers of magazines that are displayed around me in line. Leaving me obvious as to the fact that the cashiers have been switched out. Now having changed from a older man to one who's closer to my age that has been shamelessly checking me out since he laid his eyes on me.
Once I get closer to the front of the line I start to get a little antsy, seeing as Jungkook hasn't come back yet and I had forgotten my purse in the car. Lucky for me though there's no one else behind me in line so I won't have to worry about holding someone up.
"Did you find everything alright miss?" the man asks, having his eyes tracing up and down my figure after he finished helping the customer before me.
"Oh um, yes I did thanks. I'm just waiting for my boyfriend to come back" I point out, quickly seeing the look in his eyes.
I turn around and get on my tippy toes as if that would aide me in finding him faster but I can't seem to spot him anywhere.
I turn back around to face the cashier and notice that he's started to scan each item slower and slower and I'm not sure if it's his plan to keep me here longer or to prevent an awkward lull in the process.
Once he's scanned the last item and is ready to accept payment I look back at him and awkwardly laugh and he gives me a crooked smile in return.
"So about this boyfriend of yours, are things pretty serious? Because if you were mine I would never do something like this to you. Always make sure to keep you close and comfortable" he says, dropping his voice an octave, clearly trying his hand at seducing me.
"I'm perfectly capable of taking care of myself" I say and pull out my phone to pay instead, deciding that I'll just have Jungkook pay for whatever else he went to look for separately.
Once the cashier cues the system up for me to pay I feel a hand on my waist and relax, knowing exactly who it is.
"Add this one too" Jungkook says, coming back with my favorite ice cream that we had ran out of a few days ago.
The cashier clears his throat and cancels the payment, quickly adding on said item to the total before cueing up the system again and Jungkook places his card on the reader to pay.
"I thought I'd lost you" I say, laughing awkwardly while the cashier packs up our groceries. "I told you I'd be back. I just couldn't find it because you like the most random flavors that are placed in the weirdest of sections" he teases, placing a quick kiss on my lips.
He glares back up at the cashier who is nervously watching our exchange and audibly gulps once Jungkook cocks a brow at him.
"Next time, take a second before you start thinking with your dick alright?" Jungkook growls out, clearly holding himself back but needing to say something regardless.
"Yes sir" is the only response the cashier gives him, bowing his head as a means of apology but it still doesn't sit right with Jungkook leaving me having to physically usher him out of the store.
"Are you okay?" he asks once we're at his car, loading up the groceries after he's taken a second to calm down.
"I'm fine, although I'm glad that you came when you did. I was beginning to think he was going to try to ask me for my number or something" I say and I watch as Jungkook tongues his cheek, knowing that I probably should've kept some of this interaction to myself.
"Did you tell him you have a boyfriend?" he asks, placing the last bags in the trunk and shutting it a tiny bit harder than he usually would.
"Yeah but he didn't seem to care, asked if we were really that serious" I say, digging his grave deeper and deeper.
"I'm gonna kill him" he growls, making moves to head back inside and I run after him not being able to keep up with his long strides any other way and yank on his arm.
"No come on, let's just go. I'm perfectly fine alright. Let's just go home. Please?" I ask, making sure to add a little more pout than I usually would. A tactic that I hope will work to get him to calm down and forget about it.
He takes a deep breath and nods his head, letting me lead him back to the car and he opens the door for me but before I get in he put a hand on my waist and leaves me frozen in place.
"When we get home I'm gonna show you just how serious I am about you. Okay Bunny?" he asks, posed as more of a threat than anything else leaving me shivering, thinking about what I've gotten myself into.
I let out a choked back 'okay' before he slaps my ass and tells me to get in the car leaving me already clenching, dying to know what he's going to do to me
When he sits in the drivers side beside me he starts the car and places a hand on the back of my seat looking out the back window to help him back out before switching gears back into drive.
He immediately places his hand on my thigh, sliding it up my skirt and starts tracing patterns on the inside of my thigh, driving me absolutely insane from just these simple touches.
I'm fucked.
Hopelessly, painfully, deliciously fucked and I can't help but count the minutes until we get home.
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hana-no-seiiki · 1 month
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Hi! I’m the one who asked about Cat Villain! Reader theme lol. It’s nice to have a person to think as same as me, anyway civilians probably confusing about how all 4 Robins so fond of the villain but they still have that kind of rivalry to them, at least in civilians’ views. STILL
I’d like to add another trailer song that I often use when rotting over cat villain! reader
Eula’s theme is such a good one for heists/a little tango with the bois.
I feel like the general public have a general clue as to the relationship of cat villain! reader and the robins
purely because some of the guys (*cough* Jason *cough*) has fucked them in public, and as much as Gotham is unsafe at night, and no matter how many measures the boys put to protect you, there will always be fanatics that’ll witness everything you guys do.
of course, the damning info is mostly kept in small circles due to the miraculous power of ‘paying people to take shit down’ the Waynes have but a lot of fans have headcannoned and could sometimes build an entirely accurate version of your relationships.
tim was definitely one of your top fansite keepers before he became robin (even though it wasn’t his main focus). he most likely influenced a very uh… ‘sasaeng’ type of attitude in your fandom. which wasn’t regulated well until he realized his mistakes. nowadays, he makes sure your fans are more tamed.
sometimes i imagine cat villain! reader to be a celebrity, less known in america and mostly abroad (bonus if you guys aren’t from there to begin with, so your popularity can just be focused on or around your home country) that is until they were suddenly seen with Dick Grayson in public. you two were very much young and not careful.
people know you as that person that dated Dick, and is now extremely close with his brother, Tim. Definitely scandalous. The only thing stopping Damian from being labeled as one of your conquests is that, dude only realized his feelings recently and he usually approaches your civilian form as Robin. why? Damian’s just a show off, but Robin can be a show off without being seen as arrogant. he’s just doing his job
you have your fair share of villain friends you enjoy hanging out/sleeping with. some of them do you favors in exchange for a night. mostly because they know it’ll piss off the Batboys and throw them off their game though it does come with the risk of being beaten down to death.
i also think it’d be funny if in civilian form as a celeb, cat villain! reader just likes to profess their ‘undying love’ to Bruce 24/7 and how he totally slept with them once and their heart has been taken since. just like to be a menace and cause more chaos with people accusing them of using his kids.
when you found out tim protected your image and generally surveyed posts about you 24/7 you got into a little argument cause you wanted the world to breakdown about your identity and the shit you’ve done
and last but not least, the only reason you haven’t been cancelled to non-existence is cause of your large donations to charity and very humble living. sure, you liked to troll the universe in its entirety but in the end cat villain! reader main purpose is to help the needy. you’re most likely one of Bruce’s biggest investors (again, just to be a little shit)
you’re a little shit yeah, but you’re the batfam’s little shit.
OH! and you like visiting Jason’s grave even after he came back. partly due to missing his old self, but it also assists with keeping his identity unknown with how often you guys are together.
bonus: you’ve interacted a fair bit with the batgirls and duke. by that i mean you’ve bullied them all at some point that it has become almost a christening ritual for you to be a menace to each member.
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kangaracha · 3 months
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QUEENMAKER | CHAPTER 9
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pairing chan x reader
genre ninth member au, enemies to lovers, angst, fluff, coming of age, social media, cancel culture, anxiety, depression, forbidden love,
summary To JYPE, the solution is simple; take the sole trainee that will not debut with your brand new girl group, and use her to replace the missing vocalist in your male group that insisted on starting as nine.
Unfortunately, to the fans and the members themselves, it isn't that simple.
status ongoing
taglist OPEN
a/n i send in a job application, you get a new chapter. the world continues to go round. (i also got two skz albums for writing my application, and a bonus chan card for walking up to the counter with $150 worth of skz merch in my arms (she was like damn i wonder what group this girl likes the most what a mystery))
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At some point in the last two months, you'd become more used to the presence of eight boys than you'd realised.
The thought only makes the quiet air of the studio all the more oppressive as you sit on the floor, legs stretched out before you as you wait for the livestream to load. You'd spent plenty of time in here alone since joining their group, but not as much as you have in the past week, with the boys gone from the moment they woke up to the late hours of the night on schedules and promotions. It was strange to be here for twelve hours or more and not hear a single voice coming through the door, to wander up to the cafeteria for lunch and not see them, or Minseo, or even the other trainees you'd worked with for so many years, your personal rhythms no longer lining up with the regimen of classes and mealtimes and monthly evaluations, which you know are drawing close without even having to check.
Even your home is lonely, the empty rooms echoing with no voice to respond to you. You haven't had your own room since you left Australia all of six years ago. You've never had your own apartment. You're not sure you know what to do with it anymore.
The livestream erupts in a burst of noise and colourful pixels, clarifying slowly into a picture of a stage. You've missed most of the opening performances, not watching the time as you practised. You've seen them all three times this week already; you'll probably see them all again next week as well. And if you said that watching the rookie groups in the earlier stages of the show didn't make you a little bit jealous, you'd be lying, especially this of all weeks.
(If you said that watching the boys perform God's Menu didn't make you a little bit jealous, you'd be lying too, but you won't allow that thought to cross your mind.)
As if summoned by the thought of them, they flash up on the screen, one at a time, and then as a group as the stage begins; senior idols, playing top billing on a weekly show watched by millions, a position you have no business being in. And yet here you are, sitting in their studio and watching their shows and thinking that it should have been you and you've been cheated again.
A shiver that has nothing to do with the music or the sweat that clings to your skin runs down your spine. Were you just being conceited about this whole debut thing; signing this contract to join a senior group, watching other debut groups like you had the right to be out there with them, occupying this private dance studio as if it is your own space, as if you'd earned the right fair and square to leave the darker, shared spaces of the fourth floor rooms, where all the other trainees ground away at their skills with only hope in their future. 
Weren't three missed debuts just three signs that you'd ignored that maybe this wasn't the life promised to you?
Your phone vibrates, a text notification from Minseo covering Felix's face. Your thumb hovers over it, the desire to ask where she is and what she's doing tugging at your breastbone. You let it slide away though; she's been at different schedules all day too, if she is even home yet, and night is drawing on quickly. You're exhausted anyway; you'd probably fall asleep in the first five minutes of a movie, or even midway through a bowl of icecream.
You need to keep practising anyway. That was the key to this debut you'd stolen off of fate; every minute of every day spent in this studio, until you made it or they dropped you. You already know how it feels to look back and see an hour or a day that could have been spent getting better, and you'd hated it; this time, even if you never debuted, no one would say that you didn't try. No one would call you lazy.
(But the wrong look was what they had said, not lazy. Just not pretty enough, just the wrong face in the wrong lineup in front of the wrong man. It was one thing to fail out of merit; it was another to fail because of the way you were born.)
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merthur say such sweet and intimate shit to each other i bet after every conversation the castle prepares for a wedding only to be disappointed that they arent even courting yet
merthur: *being themselves and once again somehow swearing that they’ll always be together, or saying really loving shit like how they dont want the other to ever change or all the other really romantic shit they say*
the servants, overhearing: omg !! they proposed !! *planning a menu with merlin and arthur’s favorite foods, preparing shifts and jobs for the wedding, spreading the word*
merthur: but like in a bro way
the servants:
the servants: *once again cancelling everything and issuing yet another ‘false alarm’ to the rest of camelot*
visual representation if that makes it make more sense
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anyway
like 5+1 fic
5 times the people at the castle thought merlin and arthur were about to get married (and started planning for their wedding) and the one time merlin and arthur actually got married 
bonus points if its “ and the one time merlin and arthur actually got married but forgot to tell anyone so everyone came thinking it was just a party”
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4+1 (Arthur Leclerc X Reader)
Fandom: RPF/Formula 2/3
Requested: Yeah on Wattpad (look at me actually checking my wattpad messages woah)
Warnings: none.
Pronouns: You/Your/They/Them
W.C. 2113
Summary: The 4 times the reader surprised Arthur and the 1 time Arthur surprised the reader (plus a bonus scene).
As always, my requests are OPEN
MASTERLIST // HITLIST
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~(^Pinterest but I'm pretty sure Carla posted it too)
1) Austria 2021
The weekend was not off to a good start, and that’s what caused you to drop everything to go to Austria. Qualifying did not go the best for Arthur, but where he qualified left him with a great opportunity for points, starting in fourth place. 
You should have listened to your gut when it said something was going to happen this weekend. Instead, you were at work when Lorenzo called you, saying that Arthur had been gone off the track and had to retire early, and he was beating himself up over it.
You told your supervisor that you needed to head out and that you would do work remotely for the remainder of the weekend and probably the next week. They let you go without a hitch, so you were on the next flight out.
When you landed, Race 2 was just about to start. Lorenzo came and picked you up, taking you to the track and into the Prema garage. Arthur was starting down in 27th place. He was already in the car doing the formation lap, so after greeting most of the team, you asked if you could wish him luck over the radio. Thankfully enough, Rene was there and let you use his headset, but told you to make it quick.
“Bonjour mon amour (Hello my love),” You said as soon as you had the headset on. “Bonne chance, je t’aime (Good luck, I love you).”
“Wait, what are you doing here, mon beau (my beauty)? I thought you had work,” he responded immediately as he pulled around one of the last corners.
“Came to surprise you, but I need you to focus on the race now,” You replied with a small, shy smile as the team was listening in on the conversation. “I want you to do what you do best. You’ve got this.”
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2) Silverstone 2022
At the beginning of the week, you were not sure if you would be able to make it to Silverstone in time for the feature race. Nothing seemed to line up, so you had told Arthur you would not be able to make it.
However, it seemed like the world was working for you when everything you had to do worked itself out by Thursday night. The weekend shifts that you could not find coverage for were canceled due to overstaffing, your assignments’ due dates were pushed back another weekend, and flights just went on sale. It just seemed like everything was working for you.
Immediately, you got on the first flight out Friday morning to London. Just before taking off, you texted Lorenzo, knowing that Arthur was most likely in his practice or qualifying session. You sent Lorenzo your flight info quickly before shutting off your phone for takeoff. 
Landing in London, it did not take you long to meet up with Lorenzo since you only packed a carry-on. You were able to get right off the plane and meet up with Lorenzo in arrivals. He took you back to the rental car and you stopped off to get food before arriving in the F1 paddock where Arthur was hanging out with Charles in between races
You saw him standing against the doorway of Charles’s room with his race suit tied around his waist. You walked up behind him, immediately wrapping your arms around his waist as you hid your face in his shoulders. Arthur stopped talking abruptly, confused at who was hugging him until he turned around and saw your familiar hair color against his chest.
“You said you had work, liar,” Arthur gasped as he lifted you and held you against his body.
“What happened to ‘hello’ or ‘how are you’ or ‘I missed you’?” You laughed once he finally set you down. You leaned in to place a small kiss on his lips before whispering, “I couldn’t miss this. I always try my best to support you.”
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3) Australia 2023
You recently got a new job that would allow you to travel with Arthur, but he didn’t know about it yet. It was only finalized it on the Tuesday before the race. You were hired by Ferrari to be their social media coordinator for their academy drivers specifically, and it was a ticket to follow him around for the season.
You had flown with him to Australia for the race, but you told him in advance that you would need to be doing work during the weekend. You told Arthur that morning that you had an early morning meeting which was not a lie, but he did not know it was at the track. By the time Arthur arrived at the track for prerace, you had already gotten acquainted with everyone and were in a grove. 
You two didn’t actually run into each other for a while because you were following Fred around, listening to everything he wanted from you before actually getting on with your job. About halfway through the day, Arthur wanted to call you, but he was pulled into a meeting before he could actually dial your number. 
Upon arriving in the Ferrari garage, Arthur sat next to Ollie off to the side. They were told it was a basic meeting to go over a new social media plan. The last thing Arthur expected was to see you walk in beside Fred. 
His eyes grew wide as his jaw dropped, causing Ollie to chuckle beside him. “Don’t you have a significant other?” Ollie whispered to Arthur. The man in question just ignored his friend.
You looked around the room, almost immediately making eye contact with Arthur. A wide smile spread across your lips as you waved shyly at him.
“Everybody this is Y/n,” Fred introduced you, “They will be working with the academy drivers for their social media.”
Needless to say, when Arthur got his maiden F2 podium, the fans could definitely tell who was your favorite driver.
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4) Monaco 2023
It was his home race in his own backyard. How could you not attend? Not only did you love the atmosphere of the Monaco Grand Prix, but it was his first time racing in his home country. Let alone, down the street from his house!
The F2 race had started a few minutes ago, and you were on your way back to the F2 paddock. You had run a little long with Dino’s post-race pictures, so you weren’t there for the start of Arthur’s race. You felt horrible.
You felt your heart sink when you heard the clashing of metal and the gasping of spectators. You glanced up at the big screen, and the one car you did not want to see was shown losing control and crashing into the barriers. It was the Dams number 12, Arthur.
You and Arthur would jokingly poke fun at the Monaco Curse, as Charles referred to it, but you never thought it would affect Arthur. It’s times like this when you really wish you never made those jokes in the first place. You unintentionally manifested this. 
By the time Arthur got back to the garage, you had an icepack at the ready. Despite him already having stopped by the medic tent, you knew that an icepack wouldn’t hurt. Especially with how hard the impact was, his head was bound to hurt.
You stood in the back of the garage, updating the FDA social media as you waited for him. When he did, he immediately put his helmet to the side, giving you a sad smile as he approached you. You looked back at him, offering an encouraging smile in return as you opened your arms for him. Arthur did not need to be told twice as he collapsed in your arms as soon as the space was available. You ran one hand up and down his back as you kissed his temple held that was already forming a bruise before holding the icepack to it gently.
“You don’t have to say anything right now,” you whispered as you twirled some of the hairs at the nape of his neck, knowing it calmed him down, “Just know, I am so incredibly proud of you. You did amazing while you were out there, and trust me, next year, you’ll come back stronger.”
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+1) Las Vegas 2023
Being from Las Vegas meant that you wanted to attend the grand prix that was taking place in your backyard. Despite not actually racing in it, Arthur was planning on going anyway to support Charles, so you convinced them to bring you along as a tour guide of sorts. 
That being said, they all knew you were coming. There was nothing to surprise anyone with. At least, that’s what you thought. Arthur decided it was his turn to surprise you. He did not have all of the specifics settled, but he knew for certain that he wanted to propose to you.
It was Friday afternoon, and despite being on the track until 5 that morning, you still dragged Arthur out of the hotel by 2 to explore. You knew for certain you wanted to take him for slushies and to your favorite place to people-watch: Fashion Show Mall.
“It is way too early to get drunk,” Arthur laughed as he took a drink of the large slushie you two were sharing as you walked hand-in-hand through the streets of Sin City. “And this is comically big.”
“1, that's what she said. 2, it's not that high in alcohol percent. 3, we’re sharing it. And 4, it’s never too early to get drunk when you’re not the one driving,” you chuckled as you pulled him up the rainbow stairs to the top level. There was a grass patch that you loved to sit on while growing up, and it was the perfect spot to overlook the entire city. “This is basically where I grew up. I didn’t have many friends, but I would watch everyone from up here after school. It’s a nice view as long as you don’t look straight down.”
He followed you to the grass and jokingly fell beside you with his head in your lap when you sat down. He smiled up at you, causing you to chuckle, as he held your hand in his. 
“Your hand is cold,” He whispered.
“I’ve been holding the slushie since Elvis Presley Boulevard,” you joked, “I wonder why?”
“I can warm it up,” He joked back as he took your hand in both of his as he placed small kisses along your knuckles. You closed your eyes and threw your head back as you laughed at his antics until you felt a foreign object being slid onto your finger. You looked down at Arthur to see him smiling smugly up at you as you noticed the object was a ring, and Arthur had placed it on your left ring finger. “I’ve been trying to find the words, but I couldn’t wait any longer. Mon amour, you are my best friend and you have been by my side for as long as I can remember. You always surprise me, so I thought it was my turn. Will you marry me?”
“You’re crazy, Arthur,” you cried as you hid your face behind your right hand, your left hand still being held tightly by Arthur. His face dropped, thinking you were turning him down, but before he could try to remove the ring, you continued, “You’re crazy for thinking I would say anything but yes!”
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Bonus scene: Average screen time
“Your screen time is more than five hours,” Olli Calwell read off as part of the challenge they were doing for the Prema Racing YouTube channel. It was a little game to see who uses social media more.
“I know, I check mine every day. I have a problem,” Paul laughed as he pulled out his phone immediately. Arthur looked off to the side where you were sitting as he chuckled, knowing his screen time was through the roof because of the Facetime calls you do every weekend. 
“Mine is 13 hours,” Arthur spoke up. Both Olli and Paul’s eyes grew wide in shock as they snapped over to him, questioning if that was really his average. “Yes, look!” Arthur spins his body around to show the other two his screen time as you also lean forward a bit to see, and he’s right. It was 13 hours on average, causing you to laugh to yourself.
“Are you okay?” Olli asked and that’s what broke your cover. The fans heard you laughing in the background of the video and immediately spammed the comments asking about you. That’s when you decided to go public with Arthur.
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aziraphales-library · 23 days
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Any fic recommendations where aziracrow are bathing/washing together (or one washing the other)? Can be fluff or smut. *Bonus points if it’s their first time seeing each other*
We have some bathing fics here. I've got a few more now...
words left unsaid by merpp (T)
Aziraphale and Crowley take a shower together and talk about themselves.
I was housed by your warmth, thus transformed by sweetpsychorainbow (M)
Aziraphale decides to join Crowley in the shower and quickly finds he rather enjoys them.
The Human Way by vulcanscully (T)
Crowley, albeit nontraditionally, shows his care for Aziraphale. Aziraphale returns the gesture.
When In Rome by tardigrape (E)
“Hang on.” Crawly’s voice cuts into Aziraphale’s thoughts. “Does that mean you’ve never done it?” “Done what?” Aziraphale’s brain is sluggishly trying desperately to keep up. Crawly’s lips pull into a smirk. “Got yourself off?” “Got myself off what?” “Angel.” Crawly dips his chin to look pointedly at Aziraphale, and Aziraphale’s stomach does a wild little swoop when the meaning of his words becomes clear.
Crawly teaches Aziraphale about self-pleasure. It's not technically sex, so it's not technically a sin. Right?
there's love in all your senses by perilit (T)
“You - you’re -” Aziraphale flounders. He thinks of all the times Crowley’s canceled on him or made excuses throughout the millennia. How many times had he suffered like this, alone? “Angel,” Crowley says, gently. “You’re vibrating.” ”You’re in pain!” Crowley’s chronic pain is exacerbated by the cold weather. Aziraphale refuses to let there be secrets between them anymore. That turns out to be a good thing when a flare-up takes a turn for the worse.
Every Day: Summer by Mizmak (G)
One day in the life of two extraordinary beings at their South Downs cottage. That's it. No plot, no conflict, just softness and friendship and love. Oh, and there's a picnic on the beach.
- Mod D
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the real moral question in good omens
My people the maggots why is there so much discourse and fighting about whether our favourite bitchy angel or our favourite bastardy demon are right? I think it's time I cast the spotlight on what actually matters.
Bonus points if you can explain your answer with the level of detail and contextual clues that one would expect from a film studies or literature graduate!
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lumox · 17 days
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OUT OF CONTEXT SPOILERS FOR THE D20 LIVE SHOW (MANCHESTER EDITION)
bonus action dissociate
do you pay rent, or is that taken care of?
don't worry, I'll eat you later
they are called aglets!
were you a child actor?
if you get hurt in the show you get hurt in real life!
she's not hot, she's annoying
i don't steal children, i pay for them with cheese!
i knew i'd be cancelled at some point but i didn't think it would be over this
i think you'd look better with a bob
the teal may be muted, but the attacks are not
she's not MY grandma
are my socks sharp?
how do you drink that much hand sanitiser NOT on purpose??
on a scale of 1 to 10 how much do you look like a magical bird?
i've probably forgotten so many good ones, feel free to add!! this show was WILD, y'all, i am so incredibly happy i got to be there in person
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- gojo satoru as your best friend -
gojo satoru x fem.reader
university | no curses au
thirst post; reader and gojo are in their early 20s; minors don't interact, s-xual content ahead
by choosing to interact with this 18+ content, you have consented to viewing something n-fw despite the warnings.
self-proclaimed best friend! gojo immediately going up to you just as you entered your first morning class of the day, unaware that you shared a class with this seemingly hyperactive and beautiful young man as he immediately introduces himself to you.
best friend! gojo who walks with you to all your classes while carrying your books, telling you corny jokes and stories to try and elicit a smile from you (bonus points if he can make you laugh!)
best friend! gojo who trades numbers with you almost immediately, using the guise of catching up with your lecture notes (just in case!)
best friend! gojo who texts you in between classes and calls you each time he gets bored.
best friend! gojo who casually saunters up to you if he catches a random guy talking to you, sliding his arms around your waist, his gaze becoming menacing enough that the guy you were once speaking to leaves without hesitation.
best friend! gojo who doesn't mind inviting you back to his dorm for sleepovers when classes were cancelled or during weekends, setting up all of your favorite movies to watch while ordering your favorite takeout.
best friend! gojo who falls asleep on your lap on more than one occasion, feigning sleep sleeping to fight back the headache while basking in your warmth.
best friend! gojo who comforts you through your tears each time you failed an exam or got into a fight with one of your parents.
best friend! gojo who will always always always share an umbrella with you whenever it rained and you forgot to wear a jacket or have your own umbrella on hand.
best friend! gojo who lets you steal his hoodies every time because you just loved how big it was and how it enveloped you in his scent-
meanwhile, you try everything to avoid falling for your best friend (and failing miserably.)
all you can think about is how hauntingly beautiful your best friend's eyes were, and how his presence had become something you almost craved.
your heart felt like you couldn't live without your best friend
and your soul felt like it could connect with no one other than your best friend
so when your best friend suddenly kisses you out of nowhere during one of your 'sleepovers', you bask in his kiss, threading your fingertips into his silvery hair while bringing him achingly closer to you.
your best friend's lips were felt on your lips-
then your stomach (kissing all the insecurities away)-
and suddenly, your best friend is between your legs, pushing your panties all the way down to your ankles while his lips are felt exploring your pulsating core, giving your gummy walls languid licks, his groans causing pleasurable vibrations to course through you.
your best friend setting your body aflame when his slender fingers enters your sopping wetness, teasing you with each squelching sound that was heard coming from your pretty little flower.
your best friend groaning as he drinks up all you had to offer the moment you came into his awaiting mouth.
your best friend meeting your gaze as he kisses you, allowing you to taste yourself as his half-hardened cock brushes against your inner thigh.
your best friend stroking himself into full hardness before hovering over you, trapping you beneath him while kissing you deeply.
your best friend who admits to how much he wants you- how much he needed you this whole time before thrusting himself into your heat, the red-hot sensation making you arch your back against the mattress.
you feel your best friend's quick little pounds against you, making your breasts bounce with his rapid movements, melting when you felt him pressing a kiss against the palm of your hand.
with you losing all train of thought each time your best friend rams himself back into you, making you see stars the moment you came, allowing your gummy walls to milk him for all he was worth.
your best friend who helps you through your release, riding you until you were sobbing, only having the strength to call out his name while raking your nails down his pale back.
your release urging your best friend on, driving him near insane when he sees the evidence of your release sliding down his pulsating shaft before he inevitably pulls out of you, releasing himself on your abdomen with a groan of your name.
best friend! gojo falling down next to you, caging you in his arms while he hungrily kisses you with a desperation.
finally telling you how he's been in love with you since the first moment he saw you.
just... best friend! gojo becoming your lover in the most romantic way possible.
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all stories are written by rei; reposts, translations, and plagiarism are not allowed.
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palajae · 8 months
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hypegirl! | two.
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PAIRING ▸ soccer player! niki x afab! reader
GENRE ▸ soccerl! au, roommates!au, romance, fluff, angst, humor
WORD COUNT ▸ 3.2k
SUMMARY ▸ all you want is to join the boys’ soccer team. all niki wants is to get minji’s attention. as roommates, what better than to strike a deal and help each other out? nothing really, except for one glaring issue: your blossoming feelings for said roommate. oh, and the fact that you’re technically supposed to be your brother, kim sunoo. 
AKA a hopefully more sfw version of she's the man? 
NOTES ▸ based off she’s the man (2006), reader is sunoo's sister and pretends to be her brother sunoo, mentions of porta pottys? —let me know if there’s any typos!
masterlist. | next.
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ESTIMATED TIME OF ARRIVAL… 
you’re kidding. 
not only were team selections in two days, sunoo (the real one) had just texted you that there was a fair tomorrow. 
with both the soccer camp and your (his?) music camp in attendance. the soccer players were allowed free entrance as it was their day off, while musicians from the band camp were invited to perform and volunteer amidst all the activity. 
“h-hey, niki.” you call out while still texting your brother. “have you heard about some fair tomorrow?”
he sits up. “oh yeah. i was just talking to jay about it. our group is gonna go. it’d be a great chance for you to bond with the other members of the team. you know, brownie points or whatever it’s called.”
you pretend to look excited, “oh yeah, of course!”
your face drains of color. 
because there was one problem: sunoo had several activities he volunteered for, no backouts allowed. 
and he was currently sick. with a stomach bug or something. 
you violently typed back to him telling him to cancel, but the freaking guy already told his band leaders that someone else would be there to fill in for him.
you slap a hand to your forehead. there’s no way you have to fill in for both you and your brother. there’s no way you can be two people tomorrow. 
well, it actually turns out that you can. after shoving the fake eyebrows, makeup, and clothes needed to transform appearances into your trusty bag, you make it. 
with a bonus, the dress from your mother that sunoo gets a friend to deliver to you. 
you meekly follow behind niki’s teammates as they enter the fair, tension high. 
you’re already sweating and the sun wasn’t even out yet. 
you jump when niki swings an arm around you. face burning, you can only nod when he says, “don’t worry and just have fun. the other guys will warm up to you real fast.” 
as kim sunoo, a guy hanging out with niki and his group, you realize you are doomed. 
the whole time the boys go on rides, play games and hang out, you’re checking the time. oh shoot, your eyes widen. you’re supposed to be at the dunking station right now. 
“crap, i gotta use the restroom. be back soon, sorry guys-!” 
you dash off without another word, leaving the team to exchange weird looks. 
you fly towards the nearest, nastiest, portable toilet. you’ve never gotten ready that fast in your life. wig off, makeup removed and reapplied, and annoying clothes sent by mother on. 
you run to your post, gasping. “hi, i’m here filling in for sunoo?” 
without a second of hesitation, you’re dragged into volunteer work. 
as soon as things get slow, you make an excuse to use the restroom. 
you bust out of the stall with sweat dripping down your face, probably ruining your makeup. coming to a screeching halt, you almost curse. you forgot to take your makeup off. 
exhaling, you walk out again. you’re pretty sure you got some weird looks coming out of the stall—appearance entirely different. 
“sunoo! there you are.” you catch up to the guys, acting normal as if you weren’t just a different person five minutes ago. 
“we were wondering what was taking so long. you okay?” the concern in niki’s eyes makes you glance away. 
“i think it was the burrito from yesterday…” 
not even thirty minutes later are you checking the time and making an excuse to go again.
“dang, was it really that bad?”
embarrassment fills your body at the thought that all the guys on one of the best soccer teams have to see you like this. were your chances ruined? 
“i’m super sorry but i really need to go-“
they watch as you scramble away. 
niki frowns, “sunoo’s not normally like this. i wonder if he’s okay.” 
and then you are you again. this time, wearing your dumb preppy outfit, handing out dumb fliers for the camp you weren’t even attending. the camp that you tried your hardest to avoid. 
you pull down your stiff, short skirt while handing out snacks and water bottles to people walking by. as you turn to grab more snacks, you hear the volunteers next to you begin to whisper. 
“i think they’re from the soccer camp. wow, isn’t he really tall?”
“—kinda cute?”
your eyes widen. no way, could they be talking about?
you turn and see, of course, niki and the rest of your group. 
all approaching the table you were currently standing out. beginning to freak out, you have second thoughts about running away again. you abruptly turn away, pretending to organize the snacks that needed no organizing. 
what if they recognize you? what if-
“hey.” 
you come back to your senses, seeing a shy niki—of all people—in front of you. 
you avoid eye contact, praying and hoping he doesn’t recognize you. nervously, you run a hand through your hair and give a bottle to him. 
“hi.” 
when your hand brushes against his, your breath hitches. you can certainly feel his dark orbs bore into yours. but he’s not letting go and neither are you. 
“thanks,” he says softly. you nod, trying to keep your gaze on the ground.
remembering where you are, you quickly snatch your hand back. but of course, your nerves get the best of you and cause you to knock into a pile of water bottles in the process. 
they all fall and you jump, startled at the noise. niki chuckles as you scramble to set it back up. 
of course, niki being niki has to help you set it back up. you can feel the tension in the air and it makes your hands tremble. 
as you reach for the last bottle, his hand lands on top of yours again.
eyes widening, you finally make eye contact. 
then his eyebrows furrow. shoot. 
“have we met before?” 
you begin to laugh nervously and clear your throat. you had gotten too used to speaking in a deeper voice to him. 
“m-me? i don’t think so.”
if anything, it feels like he stares deeper into your eyes, “you look really familiar. are you sure-?” 
you nod frantically. “i’m pretty sure we haven’t met before.” 
“oh, okay,” strands of hair fall into his eyes and you resist the urge to fix it, “i’m riki.”
“riki?” you voice aloud, and he laughs again. 
“yeah. are you gonna tell me yours or am i just gonna have to call you clumsy girl?” 
you say it, albeit hesitantly, but you being the idiot you were since day one, you tell him your full name. 
his eyes widen, “no way, are you—“ 
that’s when you know you messed up. 
“—kim sunoo’s sister?” 
you let out a painful laugh, “oh, that’s not-“
“that must be why you looked so familiar. you and your brother look really alike!” his reaction was so genuine that you’re actually embarrassed at how you laughed like a middle schooler. 
niki suddenly frowns, looking around. 
“you know, he was with us a few minutes ago but-“
you really need to get out of here before he finds out, you think as your heart pounds.
“if you’ll excuse me—“
but in your rush, you stumble in those dumb dress shoes the advisor told you to wear—that you were obviously not used to. 
you fling your arms out like a toddler trying to ice skate, and obviously, niki has to catch you in his arms like your personal prince charming. 
you stare at each other in utter silence and shock. 
“hi again?” he whispers and you suppress a smile at his utter adorableness. 
“sorry?”
niki’s arms stay wrapped around you until you clear your throat. 
“um, you can let go of me now.”
he laughs sheepishly, “yeah. o-of course, my bad.”
for a minute or two while gathering yourselves, brushing off imaginary dust, you’re not sure what to do. the butterflies in your stomach weren’t making it any better. 
“are you working here the whole time? cause like, when your shift ends, maybe we could like-?”
your eyes widen. they flick to his friends drilling holes at the two of you, some laughing and obviously hyping niki up behind his back. and then to the other volunteers eyeing you in jealousy or frustration that you weren’t doing your job, you’re not sure. 
all while you try your best to avoid jungwon’s squinty gaze. there’s no way… right?
“are you from around here?”
you softly laugh, “no, i’m here just volunteering…”
you don’t like how happy and light you feel while talking to niki, finally able to be with him him as truly yourself. 
but there’s that sinking feeling in your stomach that you try to push away. dread. like you’re going to get caught, or maybe you already were. 
you’re having such a good time just talking together that you forget about sunoo until niki brings him up again. 
“i swear your brother was with us earlier. he said he went to the restroom but i don’t know..”
you feel the light feeling fall flat, the floating you smack the concrete hard. this was reality—you had limited time with niki. 
you frown, acting all concerned. you were getting too good at that. “oh really? maybe i should go find and check on him.” 
niki starts, “i can go with you—“
“no!” you shout, before laughing hastily. 
“it’s okay. i’ll find him and come back. plus, i still have to volunteer. if i don’t, then it’s probably because i have to go back to camp…”
you see his face fall a little as he nods. “yeah, of course.” 
biting your lip, you make an impulsive decision. 
you kiss him on the cheek. 
“i’ll see you sometime?” you smile before dashing off to change. 
niki can only stares at you until he loses you in the crowd, touching the place on his cheek that you pressed your soft lips to. 
only for you to change and go back out as kim sunoo again. 
it’s not hard for you to find the group again, still in the same location. most of the guys were crowded around niki. which you expected, of course, but kim sunoo would never know that since he just came back from the restroom. 
“what’s going on?” 
all the guys, with matching grins and smirks, immediately disperse, leaving only a flustered niki. 
“niki?”
it’s hard to pretend like nothing just happened, seeing niki’s reaction made you realize just how affected you were too. 
“n-nothing. we can talk about it later.” 
you want to feel a bit hurt that he simply brushes it off, but you can feel how flushed your face is. to the point that you can’t even hold eye contact with niki for more than two seconds. 
“alright. you better keep me on that promise. let’s get back to the group.” 
you internally chide yourself for being so awkward. 
you needed to get a hold of yourself before something went wrong.
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you barely slept. the dark under eye bags you sported were evident proof. you were too nervous for team decisions. 
all the fears and doubts came back. you weren’t good enough. after all, you had spent most of your life playing soccer as a hobby, never properly recognized or given the chance for more serious training. 
even more so, you weren’t even allowed at this camp. what if they found out and kicked you entirely from the camp? 
perhaps your constant shuffling in bed caused niki to wake up. 
“sunoo. why aren’t you sleeping? tomorrow’s a big day.”
you almost jolt. “sorry, did i wake you?”
“never mind that. just answer the question.” 
you gulp at his firm tone. and so you voice your fears, insecurities, and weaknesses to niki. someone and something you would have never expected doing, but you would never regret. or forget. 
“sunoo.”
“i know i probably sound dumb, and i’m being a bit irrational. or a lot,” you ramble on. 
“sunoo.” 
you sigh. “yeah?”
“relax. i think you’ll be more than fine. maybe you couldn’t tell but everyone else could—we could see your immense improvement. and more importantly, your passion and drive. you worked so hard for this. there’s nothing for you to be scared of and you know it. we all do.” 
for a minute, you’re stunned. his words hit deeper than you thought. all of the stress and anxiety, both mentally and physically, drops on you all at once. 
his next words are what get you. 
“i’m proud of you.” 
“thank you, riki. that means a lot. like, a lot.” 
and whether he heard your quiet sniffles or not, he says nothing.
before you know it, it’s morning. and before you know it, all the guys are lined up in front of the coaches. the already assigned teams get into their groups, having been on the same team for years while attending the camp. while the newbies, including you, stand off to the other side. 
you see niki nod at you encouragingly before moving to the other side of the field. 
you can feel your heart pounding in your chest. weeks had gone by, and after this day, another week would go by. the only difference would be that you would be on a team. hopefully: niki’s team. 
you didn’t even realize when it was your turn. one of the coaches turns to you with his clipboard. 
“kim. you’ve improved—immensely.” 
you’re not sure if you should take it as a compliment or insult, but you nod anyways. 
“that’s why we all decided you’re a good fit for enhypen.” 
it doesn’t hit you at first. but as the boys cheer, and you see niki with a bright smile welcoming you, your mouth drops. 
you run towards the group, arms wide open to engulf you. in your happiness you run straight into niki’s arms, causing him to let out a big oof!
the other teammates surround you two. not only you but park sunghoon and lee heeseung made it to enhypen. 
you couldn’t believe you made it. everyone else believed you were good enough to be on their team. 
niki believed. 
after they released you, calming down as the coaches finished assigning the rest of the players, you feel someone ruffle your hair. 
startled, you look up to see niki with a proud grin. it makes your heart skip a beat. “congrats,” he whispers and you nod bashfully. 
“thanks again,” you stare up at him. it was too easy to get lost into his eyes. his dark gaze always seemed to engulf you. now, and especially at the fair. 
you realize you may have been staring at each other too long when you hear clapping and cheering. they were done assigning teams. 
you both look away while niki coughs and you swallow thickly. 
that night, you can feel something different in the air. whether it was your acknowledgment of your (quite) obvious feelings for niki or something he was keeping from you, you weren’t sure. 
all you knew was you couldn’t get him off your mind after that day at the fair. you had already thought about him quite often, but niki now entered your dreams, your point of vision much more than you liked. 
especially since you were still supposed to be getting him with minji.
but it was so easy to ignore, to prevent. specifically when niki says he has something to tell you as you both get in bed. 
“well, you see- i actually- uh,” he fumbles for words and you furrow your brows. 
why was he so nervous? what was so important that he had to tell you?
“what is it?” you interrupt him impatiently. 
“i-i might’ve met your sister. the other day at, at the fair.” 
oh. oh. that’s right. you weren’t supposed to know. since you were “gone” when niki met your sister- when niki met the real you.
and he was telling you right now as if you didn’t know anything. because you aren’t supposed to know anything. 
“and, uh, she was nice. really nice. like i was surprised because i didn’t think she would be like that but uh, you know. also she looks a lot like you to the point i almost thought she was you for a sec-“
“niki. what are you trying to say?” you keep your tone nonchalant, but internally you were freaking out. 
really, what was he trying to say?
you hear a lot of rustling from his side of the room. “oh-uh, nothing. she’s cool. yeah. so like, i don’t really think about minji that much anymore?”
you must’ve blanked out for a tiny bit because you come back to niki saying 
“-you feel me?”
you clear your throat, “uh totally, man.” 
all you remember is him mentioning he wasn’t that interested in minji anymore. your eyes bulge as you sit up in bed. 
“wait, wait, wait. you’re not into minji anymore? what—why?”
“i dunno, i just find myself thinking about other things..” 
there’s no way. you’re mystified. could that mean? 
“you’re saying you’re moving on? to me-my sister?” 
“huh? wha-“ he laughs awkwardly. “i didn’t say that!” 
“no, this is a good thing! that you’re getting over her,” you say a little too eagerly, so you then clear your throat, “i mean, i guess. i just think you deserve someone better than minji.” 
niki nods although you can’t see, keeping your thoughts in mind. 
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the joint conditioning between the soccer and lacrosse players were coming to an end, to your relief (and minji’s disappointment). 
“aww,” she pouts during one afternoon break, “i’m gonna miss you a lot, sunoo.”
“yeah, you were a good partner.” you smile weakly. as you leave to get more water, she frowns. 
there was no way you weren’t picking up on her signals. she wonders if she could get closer to you by asking your friends. the only person she saw around you the most-?
that’s right, nishimura riki. 
you didn't expected to be attacked by niki on the way back to the dorms. he completely forgets how much smaller and lighter you were than he imagined. his hands find their way onto your shoulders forcefully so you’re forced to make eye contact. 
your wide eyes meet his eager ones. 
“sunoo-! you won’t believe what just happened! i actually can’t believe it, is this even real?!”
“huh.” 
he lets go, to your relief. he jumps around, full of energy even though you just had a five hour practice? 
“man, i just can’t believe it still. kim minji talked to me- like to me personally!” 
he brings a hand to his forehead. 
“she knows i exist. she smiled at me.”
you can’t help the disappointment that fills you from bottom to too. 
“what? but what about the whole, you know, getting over her plan?” 
you don’t even try to hide the dismay in your voice. 
niki jumps up and down, “but minji! she finally talked to me!” 
you try your best (half heartedly) to not seem upset. but you had gotten your hopes up. maybe, just maybe, niki would be interested in you. but how could he be? 
how could he when he didn’t even know who you were? 
and how could it be minji when she didn’t even bat her eyes at him before? 
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A Prentiss Genius
Request from anon: Prentiss sibling being smarter than Reid. They work in England but is visiting their sister. And in the end it’s just Reid and reader playing poker and chess. (And freaking out the rest of the BAU)
Bonus points if it is an autistic reader
Emily Prentiss x sibling!reader, Spencer Reid x platonic!reader
Summary: When another Prentiss comes from across the pond for a visit, they give the BAU’s genius a run for his money.
A/N: this was fun to write. I hope it’s fun to read! Thanks for the request. Feedback is always appreciated.
CW: typical criminal minds things, mentions of a case, reader gets slightly overstimulated.
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You put on your best headphones- the strongest noise canceling ones money could buy- and tried your best not to panic as you ducked through the busy airport. On the plane you were able to distract yourself by thinking about the mechanics of the aircraft and how everything was built and engineered. It had gotten you through the flight, but the airport was a different battle.
Emily had been precise about where she was meeting you- something you were grateful for. When it came to busy places like this you didn’t like guessing games. Someone brushed up against you lightly and you felt your body begin to tense. Physical contact was bound to happen in a place this crowded, but that didn’t stop the build of pressure inside you. If you didn’t relieve that pressure soon, you might explode.
Thankfully, your sister was exactly where she told you she would be- sitting on the silver bench closest to the baggage claim trolley for your flight. Just the sight of her helped you relax, and when you saw that she had already taken it upon herself to grab your luggage so you wouldn’t have to be in the crowded building any longer than necessary it helped you relax even more.
She smiled when she spotted you. After a whole year of not seeing one another she had changed her hair style, her signature lip gloss color, and had obviously bought a nicer pair of boots, but her smile never changed. She also knew better than to talk to you or touch you before you got someplace quiet- your sister knew you like nobody else and for that, you were grateful.
Once you were finally in the passenger seat of her SUV, you took off your headphones and took a deep breath. Emily swung herself up into the drivers side and looked over to you. She offered her hand to you and you gladly reached to lock your pinky finger around hers for just a second- a Prentiss pinky hug, something the two of you had invented when you were children and Emily discovered that sometimes a real hug was too much for you to handle.
“I missed you, Em,” you said.
Emily smiled. “I missed you too, (Y/N).” She knew better than to ask you how your flight was. “But now you’re stuck in the States with me for a whole week.”
“You should have seen Easter’s face when I told him I was actually taking a vacation,” you laughed.
“Yeah, well, you haven’t met my boss yet,” Emily said. She turned on the car and began to pull out of the parking space.
“Yet?” you asked.
Emily sighed. “Yeah. I’ve gotta go back to the office for a few hours to finish some stuff up. I can drop you off at the apartment if you need some quiet time. It’ll just be you and Sergio.”
You thought about it for a moment- weighing the pros and cons. Emily’s team had become a family to her. She knew all the people you worked with at the London Interpol office, so it only seemed right that you knew the people she spent most of her time with. Plus, if you were being honest, you didn’t want to be alone in a strange apartment right now.
“I’ll come with you,” you told her.
Emily smiled again. “It’ll be quick.”
But you knew Emily’s job. You worked a similar one back in England. Time at the office was never quick.
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The BAU bullpen wasn’t all the different from the office back in London. Normally you would have felt overwhelmed in a new environment with phones ringing and people walking about, but the familiarity of it all was comforting.
You followed Emily to her desk and the two of you were quickly approached by a tall, buff, black man. Emily had already told you all about her team, so it came to no surprise when the first thing that he said was, “Well, Emily, aren't you going to introduce us to your friend?” in a playful manner.
“Oh, (Y/N), this is Derek Morgan, and Morgan, this is my sibling, (Y/N),” Emily introduced you.
Derek smiled. “It’s nice to finally meet you in person.”
“It’s nice to meet you too,” you said to him.
The glass doors of the bullpen opened and a woman in a bright yellow dress hurried in. Derek turned to her. “Baby girl, where are you in such a hurry?”
The woman didn’t respond. She simply shuffled quickly up the stairs and into someone’s office. You watched as she talked to a dark-haired man who was sitting behind a large wooden desk. His expression was stoic, but when he got up from his seat he walked with purpose.
“Team in the conference room, now. Even you, Prentiss,” the man said as he walked towards what you assumed was the conference room. Derek said something about gathering Reid and JJ- two names you recognized- and walked off.
Emily sighed heavily. “I’m sorry, (Y/N).”
“It’s fine.” You shrugged. “I get it. I had to flee the country so they didn’t pull me into a case.”
Emily laughed as she walked toward the conference room. “That’s why I usually come to you. Hopefully it’s just an emergency consult. Make yourself at home. There’s tea in the kitchen!” She disappeared behind the conference room door.
You made yourself comfortable at your sister’s desk. The star puzzle you had given her years ago sat at one corner. You pulled it from its place and took it apart before piecing it back together. Most people said it was impossible, but puzzles had always been easy for you and they should be considering you had an IQ of 188.
Out of curiosity, you looked up at the conference room. You couldn’t hear what they were saying, but you could see the images on the screen. A slim blonde lady with a remote was gesturing to the images. She pressed a button and the picture changed. It was a picture you had seen before- no. It was a picture of something you had seen before.
Your inherent curiosity carried you forward and before you knew it you were standing in the doorway of the conference room, the star puzzle still in your hand, your gaze unwavering from the screen.
“I’ve seen that before.” The words came out of your mouth before you could stop them. You were so entranced by the image you didn’t even notice all the people looking at you.
“Who are you?” The words of the stoic man broke your trance.
Emily stood up from her spot at the table and came to your side. “This is my sibling, (Y/N). (Y/N) this is Agents Hotchner, Rossi, Jereau, Penelope Garcia, and Dr. Reid.” She gestured around at the people at the table.
“How have you seen this before?” Rossi asked.
“I work for Interpol,” you explained. “The symbol carved into the wrist on the victim- it’s the same symbol that a European hacking group used to sign their viruses. We shut them down about a year ago but I had a suspicion that there might be more members outside of the continent we hadn’t found yet.”
“Well that narrows it down a lot,” Derek said.
“Tell the NYPD that we’re on our way, JJ. Wheels up in twenty. You too, Prentiss,” Hotch said to your sister.
“No, no wait,” you said. Everybody sat down and looked at one another. “The body was found in New York?”
“Yes,” JJ said. “Is there something wrong with that?”
“They’ve murdered two times before this; once in Brussels and again in Israel. They left the bodies in Antwerp and Tel Aviv, the largest cities, but the group’s headquarters were in the capital cities of Brussels and Jerusalem. It’s a forensic countermeasure. Chances are the group is here in DC. My guess is that you don’t have the right software to track them, but your counter intelligence division should.”
The team looked around at one another. “Garcia, go down to counter intelligence and see if they will allow you access into their system,” Hotch instructed. Garcia scurried from the room. “(Y/N), is there anything else we should know?”
You let out a heavy sigh. “This might take a while.”
Rossi smiled. “Then pull up a chair.”
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It didn��t take long for Garcia to locate the headquarters. Soon enough, the team was gearing up to go out on a take-down.
“Prentiss,” Hotch said. You looked up at the call of your name, but he was talking to Emily. “We’re going to need you to come with us.”
Emily looked towards you. “Will you be okay here by yourself?”
Today had been a lot for you- between hours on a plane, then navigating the busy airport, and meeting and working with several new people. It was rather draining.
“I can stay with them,” Reid offered. “The medical doctor still hasn’t cleared my knee for running or climbing.”
You and Emily locked pinky fingers for a second before she followed the rest of her team out of the room, leaving you alone with the young doctor.
You were beginning to become bored with the star puzzle- you had already done it 23 times since you got there- so you looked up. Reid was playing chess against himself. You watched as he studied the board carefully, then moved a pawn forward.
“You should have moved the knight instead,” you said. “You’d have check in three instead of check in five.”
“You play?” Reid asked. You nodded. Without another word, he reset the board and moved it so you could reach the pieces better. He moved first with a conservative single pawn forward. You smiled- this was going to be too easy.
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“It’s… freaky,” Morgan muttered.
“It’s uncanny,” Rossi agreed.
“It’s something.” Emily smiled. 
“It’s time to get back to work,” Hotch said. But nobody moved, not even him.
For the last hour the team had sat around watching you and Reid play chess- you had won 7 times and he had won 5- and now poker. Currently, he had won three games and you had won two, but with the hand you had it was surely going to allow you to tie up the score. Reid set his hand down and you smiled, setting down yours as well.
“But-” Reid looked at the cards. “The probability of that hand is-”
“0.0001%,” you finished for him.
“How in the world-” JJ started.
Emily laughed. “(Y/N) has an IQ of 188. Just one point above Reid.”
“Oh, our poor good doctor,” Garcia cooed.
“Pretty boy finally met his match,” Derek joked.
“You think we can steal them away from Interpol?” Rossi asked.
This time you answered for yourself. You turned to the team and said, “Not a chance,” just before Reid began dealing out cards again.
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