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here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”

if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo

ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (;

ft John:

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i know this sounds like the kind of post a guy who was chained in a basement like a dog for most of his life and only recently emerged in the world would make but it really does mean so much to me that i can casually talk about seemingly mundane things like having friends and being able to make my own decisions for myself now. it isn't easy but god damn. it really does get better if you just keep looking for the light.

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crying feels so good, i think. its like jerking it for your eyes...

Griffin McElroy, MBMBAM #75

#he was so brave for this

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The "Type 5318008 and turn it upside down" exploit found on all calculators has been patched, no longer works

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somehow the poor cops who we were told are simply too understaffed and underpaid because of Woke to deal with 'rampant rising crime' have found the strength to beat the shit out of college students across the whole country for peacefully saying "divest from the country killing innocent palestinians in the tens of thousands"

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just to reiterate: intentionally targeting hospitals is a WAR CRIME and a TERRORIST ACTION

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new spell: *beats the shit out of you with my staff*

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Things that work in fiction but not real life

torture getting reliable information out of people

knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour

jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact

calling the police to deescalate a situation

rafting your way off a desert island

correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes

effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else

ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences

heterosexual cowboy

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i bet being a fish whips ass. smooth and wet as fuck. well except for the bears

#BEARS 🥰

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Minutes ago: Atlanta cops tasing a restrained student protester at Emory University

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can you believe young angsty bepiercinged pete wentz worked at cracker barrel. like the amish farm themed restaurant. motherfucker probably got bred like livestock in the bathroom

i'mmjust trying to apply to jobs and i cannot stop fuckingg cryinfg about this message

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I can see why they got rid of this feature

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how r u gonna call them love handles and then try to convince ppl thats a bad thing. insane to me

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Me: I hate gossip

Also me:

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