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walking-dead-girrl · 7 months

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NO breakup hits as hard as it does in a queer tv show about two middle aged men who go through a horrifically tragic divorce when they were never dating in the first place

#bonus points if it got cancelled #bonus BONUS points if it was queerbait!#bbc sherlock #sherlock #hannibal #nbc hannibal #and of course:#good omens #gomens #good omens 2 #ineffable divorce #supernatural #destiel #i know crowley and aziraphale aren't “men” im just bunching a ton of ships up

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spacerockband · 1 year

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local middle-schooler teaches you how to open your heart and let love in

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melverie · 5 months

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

#no more cats (for now)#it was fun while it lasted ;-;#one day it'll hopefully be lucifer's turn and then we'll get stuff like “factory tour day” “do your work day”#“drowning in paperwork day” “stop giving me headaches day” “can you behave for ONCE in your lives day”#“feeling unparalleled guilt day” “get more than 4h of sleep day” “fail to bond with satan day”#“i did NOT lock my brother up in the attic; stop asking day” immediately followed by “commit treason day (it's fine though diavolo said so)#and of course:#“cerberus day 2.0” :)#obey me #obey me nightbringer #obey me satan

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bivampirical · 1 year

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fellow vampire appreciators: what was the media that introduced u to vampires and rewired your brain? for me it was Underworld (2003)

#VERY BAD MOVIE btw but the main character not only transed my gender but also bisexualized me. also made me a goth #underworld #wwdits #what we do in the shadows #<- the movie actually made me fall in love with the concept of vampire #blade #twilight #and of course:#iwtv #interview with the vampire #my posting #FUCK HOW COULD I FORGET #BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER #fun fact I watched Underworld w my dad when I was like. 7 or 8. no thots just goth lady hot

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pactw · 1 year

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foolish being repeatedly bullied by an angel/satan because he's currently married to that angel/satan's ex-"it's complicated"/ex-boyfriend is one of the best comedic through-lines in the qsmp so far.

"yeah, no, i'm quite alright after you, hm, dropped me from the sky, and then sent me to hell, and then sent withers, and then sent more withers, and then sent more withers."

^ an actual quote from foolish (speaking to the aforementioned angel), and that isn't even touching on the recurring "rain of venomous snakes" issue.

#qsmp #foolish #vegetta #fooligetta #and of course:#rubius

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rosedom · 21 days

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"an anonymous 'AA Battery' has summoned WRIOTHESLEY for the event . . ."

A/N : this was a BLAST omg ,, it was fun talking with u !!

✦ㅤㅤE = experience (how experienced is he? does he know what he's doing?)

wriothesley is probably one of the more experienced genshin men i write about. from the simple way this man has got to be at least in his early to mid-30's to having crawled up the ranks of meropide, he's had plenty of opportunities for sex. he's been asked out and done the asking out in turn, though it usually ends amicably or devolves into a simple friends-with-benefits situation. he is not ashamed of his active sex life ! the only annoying part is having to go to sigewinne for condoms . . .

so, yeah. he's got the experience to lay with you for a damn good time.

✦ㅤㅤI = intimacy (how is he during the moment? the romantic aspect !)

his experience with the added intimacy, too . . . mmm. because believe it or not, he's incredibly romantic—with you, that is. in past hook-ups, not so much; but with you, he's wholly devoted. he's always got to be touching you. usually (when he's not cuffed . . . spoiler alert (⁠゜⁠o⁠゜⁠;) !!), he keeps a hand at your jaw or holding tight to your shoulders, even lacing his fingers through yours when you're too far for that other stuff. he's a very touchy-feely guy, too, so paired up with the boundless love he holds for you—it's quite the intimate moment.

"i love you," is his favorite thing to say in bed. hell, even when he's begging for you, he's doing it between these breathy declarations of love. saying, "oh—mm, i love you, love you—" while he's clawin' at the sheets . . . and when i say that he's in the moment, he's in the moment. the entire world narrows down to the two of you in bed, tangled bodies and muted gasps of pleasure—that's all that exists to him, here.

✦ㅤㅤK = kink (one or more of his kinks)

handcuffs. there's no doubt about it. he wants to be at your mercy, and what better way to do that than cuff him up? lock his hands together behind his back, bind him to the headboard above his head, or have his hands locked in front of him and resting between his spread thighs: he loves it all. there's a certain feeling of helplessness that comes with restricting his hands and giving you they key, but he revels in it, in the trust the two of you have in one another. cuffed in your bed, he knows he needs to fear nothing nor want for anything: you'll keep him safe and give him everything.

and, listen: i know i give basically every character i write about a praise kink just because that's what i'm into, but this man is almost the embodiment of it. his entire life, he's been kicked around: to be able to give himself up to you entirely and be told that he's good, that he's enough—it all makes his head get filled up with cotton. tell him, "you're doing perfect f'r me," or maybe even toss in a few, "good boy, wrio." knowing that he's pleasing you and deserving of pleasure in turn—that's what really gets his gears goin'.

✦ㅤㅤS = stamina (how many rounds can he go for? how long does he last?)

he's a force to be reckoned with—in the pankration ring and in bed. all those thickly corded muscles aren't just for show; the man has power, and he has seemingly endless stamina. stamina, however, doesn't quite equal satisfaction for dear wriothesley: he can get one orgasm and still be energized after, even ready for his day afterwards, but he'll be satisfied with whatever you give him. because he loves taking on a submissive role around you—one that lets him forget the stresses of his day, a time where he no longer needs to be in charge and in control of everything in his life—, he often doesn't even need to expunge that much energy: that is, unless he's riding you.

when he's riding you, god. wriothesley can go for ages, bouncing up and down on your cock until the both of you are spent, satisfied. he still gets jerky with his movements, still whimpers; but he doesn't get all that tuckered out. wrio can go at it for one round or a whole day of marathon sex: it depends entirely on what the two of you are in the mood for <3

✦ㅤㅤT = toys (does he own toys? does he use them? how often? on a partner or himself?)

as it is, wriothesley's always got options: he has plenty of connections to get more sex toys if he wants them, and i fully believe that this man went through a shit-ton of them before finding what he likes best. once he found 'em, he sticks to them: a simple FTM stroker and a rabbit vibrator are all he needs for himself. don't fix what ain't broke is his motto, really. however, he still keeps all the old ones he goes through—it's partially out of not wanting to admit they were a waste of mora/credit coupons, but also wanting to keep toys handy for you. if you've got a cunt, he keeps a good few straps and corresponding dildos for you to fuck him with; if it's a cock you've got, he's a fan of using vibrators on you. in the end, though, he uses (or, really, you use) the toys on himself more often.

but let's get back to those two handy toys of his, yeah? wriothesley loves the stroker for a quick nut or two—typically he uses it in the morning before he gets on with his day. other times, however, he uses it as a precursor to the rabbit vibe. wrio using the stroker to get his cock nice n' plump, thick 'nuff to nudge between the vibrator's twin ears . . . and although it's difficult for him to hold the stroker still and finger himself open in preparation for the rabbit, wriothesley typically ends up cupping his cock with his fingers, just brushing past the sensitive head of it, as he holds himself open for his other hand to fuck himself loose on.

in the end, he's masturbates regularly—more-so on the days every two weeks surrounding his t-shots. he can't help the way it makes him so horny !! and, hey—what's a guy left to do without you if not jack off?

nnnnn i got a lil' carried away with that last one . . . we all know how i love wrio with a good rabbit vibe . . . haha . . . (i still get activity on that post daily, it's insane LMAOO) but anyway, thank u so much for requesting ლ⁠(⁠^⁠o⁠^⁠ლ⁠) i hope i did him well for you !

2 APR. 2024, @rosedom, rosey .

#ㅤ✦【 EVENT 】#“aa battery” is the name this person chose to be addressed by btw !!#alphabet #sub genshin #genshin smut #sub wriothesley #wriothesley smut #and of course:#dom reader

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share-the-damn-bed · 2 years

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ST4 JANCY REUNION | nancy's face journey

"I'm sorry. We just couldn't risk contact" "Couldn't...Couldn't risk contact? What—" "—Hey, hey. I'll tell you everything, okay? I promise. But for now, I'm just glad you're safe."

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projectiondepartment · 5 months

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#SO MANY fucking good lines #id kiss you even if you were dead/kiss me while i drive #and of course:#i wanna tear out the thread one by one from your skin until your bones feel embarrassed by all the attention

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creepyboyandhisforestfriends · 7 months

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Metatron gives me the ick

#this applies to MULTIPLE fandoms #good omens #his dark materials #and of course:#religion

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procrastinatorproject · 5 months

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Star Trek: Picard, Star Trek: La Sirena Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Ian | La Sirena's Emergency Engineering Hologram & Emil | La Sirena's Emergency Medical Hologram Characters: Ian | La Sirena's Emergency Engineering Hologram, Emil | La Sirena's Emergency Medical Hologram Additional Tags: Holo-Technology, Hurt/Comfort, Sickfic, (if you can call it that when the sick person is in fact a hologram), Post-Season/Series 01, Slice of Life Series: Part 2 of Bed Rest

After their harrowing adventures and crash on Coppelius, Ian tries to do some much-needed maintenance on La Sirena's systems. However, Emil has different ideas about which systems should be prioritized.

If you were around for my brief bout of daily writing at the end of last year/beginning of this year, this story will probably be familiar. It’s one of the four-to-five I wrote based off a prompt from this promptlist that @jazzfic sent me. But I thought it was time to finally post it Officially, with a title and beta-reading and formatting and All Of The Things.

I hope this little holo heart-to-heart will bring you some joy (and remind you to take care of yourselves, because you are important and deserve to be well!)

#star trek picard #star trek la sirena #ian (eeh)#emil (emh)#holo squad #and of course:#la sirena #hurt/comfort #mostly comfort honestly #i love these hyper-competent idiots SO MUCH #lili's writing adventures #maintenance #bed rest

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kivovis · 4 months

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#tiktok #fave #this video is killing meeeee #christmas #and of course:#clyde

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mars-ipan · 1 year

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starting a new pen is so euphoric it borders on erotic

#things i have said while trying out this (lovely) new pen:#‘ohh you’re beautiful’#‘gorgeous gorgeous gorgeous’#and of course:#‘you feel so wonderful’#literally i do not need sex. this is more than i’d ever need #anyways i have an ap test tomorrow and i remembered my pen was about to die so :] new pen

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teaboot · 3 months

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When I was a kid one of my moms would call her period "moon time" or "her monthlies" or shit like that and my other mom straight up stealthed it, but when I'm a dad I think I'm gonna go straight down the middle and call it Werewolf Week. Like sorry kids, dad can't roughouse right now, it's Werewolf Week

#Plus my sense of smell always goes crazy like a couple days prior #So #I feel like I could really lean into the mythos #They'll get the talk of course but Werewolf Week sounds way cooler than Lady Time or whatever the fuck

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redvelvetwishtree · 3 months

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#of course everyone is silent #fuck israel #fuck the US #palestine #free palestine #gaza #gaza strip #middle east #free gaza #israel

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who-canceled-roger-rabbit · 8 months

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Some spins on the "mostly male team with a token woman" trope:

The woman is trans and stayed in her old circle of bros even after transition

The woman is the only one in her circle of "girls" who didn't turn out to be a trans man

#of course even in that case i'd still make plenty of other characters female OUTSIDE the main team #there's a they wolf in my closet #gender #transgender #trans #lgbtq+#queer #story ideas #writing prompts

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shoomlah · 7 months

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I have a feeling that beneath the little halo on your noble head There lies a thought or two the devil might be interested to know You're like the finish of a novel that I'll finally have to take to bed You fascinate me so

You Fascinate Me So, Blossom Dearie

#good omens #gomens #good omens s2 #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable husbands #my art #made with stolen time over the course of two extremely busy months but I'm so glad its done #Aziraphale's reading a first folio obviously #cones of dunshire voice: it's about the DETAILS #extremely excited to introduce everyone to this song about DEEPLY YEARNING for someone who annoys the hell out of you #its a banger

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