༉‧ ₊˚. BNHA CHARACTERS TWEETS

I'm making a series similar to the one on my Haikyuu blog so MHA tweets based on my headcannons (part one)

Izuku shirt ft. Zelder butt 💚🍑

idk if I’ve mentioned it here, but I changed my Twitter @ to wednesdaysdairy after a little security breech, so if you want even more unfiltered thoghts and mha talk, come over there and we can be friends!

Something about the drama of the Twitter blue check mark made me think of the Dr Seuss The Sneetches book, and I find the comparison hilarious

For context, the story goes having a star on your belly made you cool, but then a guy with a machine made it so you could pay him and add a star to your belly. So all the starless sneetches bought the star, but then since they weren’t exclusive anymore, all the star sneetches wanted to get rid of their star to be cool and starless, and the guy with a machine would do that for money. This happened a few times until no one knew who was original what and they all became friends and learned a lesson about the pointlessness of the stars and being scammed out of money.

Also I haven’t read the book since I was like 7 so the story could be totally off :)

romance isnt dead

Mirko (Boku no Hero Academia) Drawn By Nutsbutty (Twitter)

instigator Dabi

“you’re so fucking greedy.” he spits, staring down at your very full mouth. he liked to fuck your mouth when you were tiredest, so most of the time your head was turned slightly to the side of the couch while you were laying down. however, he noticed you started liking different content on twitter. not that he checked constantly or anything. he also noticed most of the videos were threesomes and that hadn't ever brought it up to him. why hadn't you brought it up to him? he didn't ask. instead, he went out of his way to surprise you the next time he asked for a blowjob. 

“take these stupid ass panties off..” he slurred, practically ripping them off of your waist as he slid himself against your tongue. His hand had your hair balled into a tight fist, the other occupied by a pink dildo. your mind raced at the mention of trying something new earlier but you didn’t think that’d involve a toy. you felt his grip on your hair loosen, sliding out of your mouth and stopping at the tip before leaning to press the cold silicone against your–

“..miserable cunt..” he muttered something under his breath, continuing to speak up as you caught the end of his sentence. “your poor cunt.. what would she do without me, hm..? here you go, whore.” he shoved the toy into you harshly, hearing the squelch of his pussy. he snickered, shoving it deeper before bottoming down your throat. “whats wrong? can’t multitask? y’ur stupid pussy sure c..can..” he laughed, hand gripping your hair tighter. you moaned, feeling tears prick your eyes, but you loved it. like he knew you would.

oh this brings me so so much joy thank you @sugar-andpine <33333

Lunar. This is the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen.

his silly rabbit

Aizawa: Did you have to stab him?

Midoriya: You weren't there, you didn't hear what he said to me.

Aizawa: What did he say?

Midoriya: He said, 'what are you going to do, stab me?'

Bakugou: To be fair, I would have stabbed me, too.

the loml perhaps

Cleaned up version of the mha Jump Giga cover