I think in response to Twitter, Tumblr should make it so that you can't open any other apps on your phone until you've seen at least 600 posts for the day.
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Omfg: the fragility of his ego
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For the man who's had just one idea
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Something about the drama of the Twitter blue check mark made me think of the Dr Seuss The Sneetches book, and I find the comparison hilarious
For context, the story goes having a star on your belly made you cool, but then a guy with a machine made it so you could pay him and add a star to your belly. So all the starless sneetches bought the star, but then since they weren’t exclusive anymore, all the star sneetches wanted to get rid of their star to be cool and starless, and the guy with a machine would do that for money. This happened a few times until no one knew who was original what and they all became friends and learned a lesson about the pointlessness of the stars and being scammed out of money.
Also I haven’t read the book since I was like 7 so the story could be totally off :)
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So... How’s it going over Twitt...oh...oh, shit
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The best twitter feature ever introduced by Elon musk
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it's kinda amazing how both twitter with elon and the metaverse with zuckerberg are BURNING right now, companies might have to just take note that you can't brute force people to like and buy whatever you piss out with advertising.
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