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yurislotusgarden · 5 months

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TEACHER/PROFESSOR!DAZAI HC'S

ʚїɞ There are hc's just about teacher Dazai but also some including reader so-

ʚїɞ Dazai x reader

ʚїɞ Keep in mind English is not my first language, so you may find mistakes!

ʚїɞ word count: 845

ʚїɞ My current ongoing Christmas event

ʚїɞ Part 2

ʚїɞ Tw’s: None! Just some regular fluff and stuff

ཐིཋྀ The teacher that all students love

ཐིཋྀ Whatever he would be teaching, no one would mind the subject because he manages to make anything interesting

ཐིཋྀ Speaking of, depending on what institute he teaches at, his subject would differ

ཐིཋྀ If he was in middle/high school he would probably be an English teacher (yes he would be the one to tell the class to read books in English but no one would complain because he’d choose interesting ones)

ཐིཋྀ I feel like he would be a professor at a university more though, he’s giving the vibes of a literature teacher, I would say (still could be the English professor ngl but I think only if there was no free spot for a literature one)

(Yes I know many people who write teacher!Dazai make him a literature prof but it just fits this man)

ཐིཋྀ Let's go with the university professor because I have more ideas for that

ཐིཋྀ There’s only 2 options for cheating

ཐིཋྀ There's absolutely no way you're cheating in his class if he doesn’t let you, probably will allow it ONLY if he likes you though💀

ཐིཋྀ Or he would be one of the teachers who would turn a blind eye to it if he sees that you need a better grade at the moment (if you're cheating while having good grades then that's a no-no)

ཐིཋྀ I picture him wearing black gloves, but I'm blaming it on the Beast novel where he has them

ཐིཋྀ Fucker almost never sits in the actual chair when one would expect him to do it (like when students are writing a test)

ཐིཋྀ He just straight up sits on the edge of his desk or on top and does his stuff in silence

ཐིཋྀ While teaching he either sits on the edge of the desk or walks around a little

ཐིཋྀ Cracks jokes all the time and people always laugh at them or at least smile because he knows when to say them and what kind fits the moment

ཐིཋྀ His students would accidentally find out that he has a drawer with sweets (he sometimes uses it for bribery, for example ‘you turn your work in on time = a candy for you’ when he assigns a hard project, it works)

ཐིཋྀ If Chuuya teaches at the same place then no one is escaping their bickering, the students actually made a bet on how long it would take before Chuuya hits Dazai for one of his insults

ཐིཋྀ There was also another bet that came about after the previous one

ཐིཋྀ At first, students were curious if Dazai was taken because 'how would someone like that not be in a relationship guys, he has to!'

ཐིཋྀ Little did they know some other professor heard it and told Dazai about it so he gave subtle hints but not clear enough, confusing people even more

ཐིཋྀ Going back to the gloves part, he once had to take them off because ‘they got dirty’ right before a break, revealing a ring on his left hand, causing the class at the time to erupt in chaos

ཐིཋྀ “Oh, I forgot to tell you all that I'm married? My bad, guys!” -he said right before he slipped out of the class for his lunch break

ཐིཋྀ The whole school knew he was married the very same day

ཐིཋྀ Then came the other bet, ‘Who is he married to?’

ཐིཋྀ Some students proposed other professors, others said that it could be someone whom they had never seen, and someone else thought it might be a joke from Dazai's side because he found out about the previous bet

ཐིཋྀ They knew it was real when Chuuya of all people confirmed it

“Sir I have a question, it's unrelated to the lesson though”

“Don't worry about it, what is the question?”

“Is it true that Professor Dazai is married?”

“Yeah, why?”

“HAH?!”

ཐིཋྀ Yeah he also confirmed it was someone they most likely hadn’t met as the brunet’s spouse works somewhere else/stays at home

ཐིཋྀ They would meet you because you either came to Dazai's classroom because mf forgot his lunch or a few of his students came to the room in the middle of a break, and you were there for some reason (in the 2nd option they probably asked you to come to class once so the class can meet you. They adore you either way)

ཐིཋྀ When it comes to you, Dazai is probably so goddamn soft that if any of his students saw him, they would think it's someone else trying to impersonate him

ཐིཋྀ You make him bentos and stuff and he never fails to eat them <3

ཐིཋྀ He appreciates it so goddamn much when you help him when he has a lot of stuff to grade at once because he procrastinated it

ཐིཋྀ It can be making sure he isn't dehydrated, doesn't forget to eat or sleep, or even help in grading anything

ཐིཋྀ Give him those forehead kisses after a long day, don't be shy, I dare you he’s so weak for them

ཐིཋྀ I recommend running your fingers through his hair while he's lying down on top of you or on your lap, he will melt

Notes, comments, and reblogs are greatly appreciated

#yuri changing banners? nah #may write more hc's if ppl like this ngl #writing this bs was more easy than it should #blaming the brainrot #bsd x reader #bsd x gender neutral reader #bsd #bsd x y/n #bsd x you #x reader #bungo stray dogs #dazai x reader #bsd dazai #dazai osamu #school au

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astrolavas · 1 year

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your worst nightmares

#keep brainrotting abt hunter and luz. GAHHHH sillies #the owl house #toh spoilers #hunter toh #luz noceda #hunter noceda #toh #watching and dreaming #toh s3 #toh art #my art #fanart #hunter #luz #toh hunter #wad #wad spoilers #the owl house season 3 #hunter fearing he's going to become like belos in ttt. luz thinking she IS as bad as belos because of all of her guilt and self-blame now...#luz dressed up as belos. the hunter in luz's dream being dressed in his s2 pre-hollow mind outfit....... thoughts #that scene with hunter on the floor in luz's nightmare.... that whole setup in GENERAL.. i know that shit'll be devastating #(i feel like the hunter in luz's dream is not ACTUALLY hunter like maybe the hexsquad is MOSTLY just luz's pigmant of imagination or sth)#(and the real hunter is either having his own dream or y'know. just vibing doing sth in real life)#(but if the dream!hunter thinks luz rly IS belos. if the whole HEXSQUAD thinks she's him... despite her trying to tell them she's not.. agh)#begging for them to have one good day cuz MANXJJSK #need a comeback of their first talk in thanks to them but this time it's truly them comforting each other #reassuring each other. knowing that NONE of them are similar to belos in any way #gah #also thinking of that flapjack-shaped rock in the background and how if it's luz's nightmare then it might be a manifestation of her guilt #which means that she also somewhat blames herself for flapjack's death. man i can't do this

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valeriapryanikova · 9 months

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i know they're like hippies or whatever but hear me out,, what if... witches???? anyone? no? just me,? okay

#anyway ignore this i'm having witches (and magic in general) brainrot bc i replayed dishonored games recently so i blame this idea on dh2 :D #mumbo jumbo #goodtimeswithscar #grian #hermitcraft #mcyt #fanart #buttercups

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lioniheart · 1 year

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(It was based on a take I saw earlier today but I think it got deleted)

"Why don't you like me?" Steve asks, not meeting his eyes.

They were on the new Hopper-Byers's back porch, a little bit after dark. The rest of the party had gone inside a while ago but Steve wanted a smoke and Eddie decided to have one as well. It was quite chilly for a summer night, and the wind made both of them shiever a bit.

"Excuse me?!" Eddie replied, after a half a minute of confusion. "Who said I didn't like you?"

"C'mon, man, I know the kids say it a lot, but I'm not actually an idiot!"

"What the fuck are you talking about, princess?"

"See?! Right there! Look, I just don't get it. I know you overheard that conversation I had with Will last week, but I thought you were all for that non-conformist bullshit, and let me tell you, fucking with someone because of their sexuality is very "the man" of you!" His voice was still hushed, but Steve had turned all the way to Eddie's direction now, glaring at the metalhead with what he tried to make look like defiance on his eyes, but were clearly just hurt.

"Steve-"

"The thing is, you've been treating Will just like always, so maybe that isn't it, wich is so more confusing, because I really thought we were getting closer, but now you keep making these jokes and... I don't get it! Did I do something wrong?"

"What?! No--" the other tried to interrupt, but Steve's rambling just kept on coming.

"Is it because of high school? Is the ‘princess’ thing some kind of payback for the whole King Steve bullshit? Dude, I know I was a douchebag- hmpf!"

Eddie, sensing Steve was about to spiral, clasped his hand on top of the boy's mouth.

"Stevie, I'm going to need you to stop right there, okay?" His voice was calm, but his heart was racing. Steve's eyes were wide, his cheeks pink, and Eddie couldn't help but notice how much closer they were now. "I'm so sorry I made you feel like I was mocking you. That was definitely not the intention. The total opposite, actually.” Steve made a questioning noise behind the ringed hand “The princess thing was me being an idiot, actually. I was just..” Deep breath in, deep breath out. “I was trying to flirt with you, sweetheart. Apparently, I’m really bad at it.”

#i was gonna write more but i got sleepy #steddie #stranger things #steve x eddie #steddie brainrot #steve harrington is a very confused guy #toxic masculinity and billy hargrove are to blame #pre steddie #post vecna #idk i never actually write anything but here we are #steddie ficlet

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james-sunshine-potter · 1 year

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Evan and Barty would constantly cuss James out for ‘domesticating’ Regulus.

Once Regulus was a cold bitch, but now Regulus smiles and blushes and talks about butterflies being in his stomach.

Sure, they didn’t like Regulus being a bitch, but he was their bitch. And they would like that back.

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aranarsenii · 12 days

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my gaze has lingered on him for quite a while and tonight is our final engagement

#honkai star rail #galladay #hsr sunday #hsr gallagher #i will make them yuri #blame audrey for my brainrot #thank you audrey

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p1nkmic · 1 year

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I saw THAT edit of Pedro and never looked back. Dilf of the year.

#pedro pascal #the mandalorian #agent whiskey #oberyn martell #javier peña #tlou #joel miller #fanart #din djarin #my art #on a mini pedro pascal brainrot era #i mean can you blame me #look at him!!!

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mistrex-silly · 3 months

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I'M JUST THINKING ABOUT THEM SO HARD THANKS TO MY DEARESTS MADE AU CRUMBS

#homestuck fanart #june egbert #terezi pyrope #i'm brainrotting so hard #look at them #i haven't done pixelart in so long #i tried #you can't blame me for this #homestuck #homestuck au #junerezi #art #homestuck june #they're lovely

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mood-owl · 9 months

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im not immune to the baseball marcannes-

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(do not repost or use w/o permission)

#amphibia #mood owl does art #mood-owl art #marcy wu #anne boonchuy #marcanne #baseball marcannes #amphibia fanart #blame arcadi for this one - they enabled me big time over the brainrot

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imactuallyreallycool · 7 months

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#byler #will byers #mike wheeler #byler fanart #stranger things #byler brainrot #mike x will #will x mike #🎨#:)#BYLER RAIN KISSS #BLAME SHAWN LEVY #gay gay homosexual gay

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scribbsart · 10 months

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@somerandomdudelmao

Im late to the case new outfit appreciation but thought i would give some practice please excuse the sketchiness (its rough to put it lightly) but here you gooo

also thank you for my new hyperfixation within a hyperfixation

#cass apocalyptic series #casey jones #its my boy #rise of the tmnt #tmnt #i blame cass for my continued tmnt brainrot #cass fanart tag

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isjasz · 1 month

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[Day 260]

I GOTTA STOP LEAVING THINGS TILL LAST MINUTE. HELP. (gonna color tmr!!!)

#dddaily4sherin #iswips #losing it fr i blame my self control and ppl going brainrot go brr this is all ur fault /hj

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rebelwithoutabroom · 16 days

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dnf volleydorks for @georgecunt

#dnf fanart #404blr #dreamwastaken #an hq au would SLAP #taizi draws #guys the brainrot is so strong #this is very rushed do not look too closely at anything hfdgyfdglkdfh #eras i blame u 110% for this

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pretentiouswreckingball · 1 month

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I want James to fucking buckle at the mere idea of Regulus riding him. I want James squirming under Regulus and Regulus soothing him, peppering gentle kisses all over his face, telling him he's being such a good boy to him, that he's doing so good, that he's fucking him so well while James cries and moans at the sight of this man on top of him, taking whatever he wants

#who wrote this???? not me #im being such a menace today im sorry but omg the Visions are plaguing me #i mean just imagine how hard the praise kink will hit James.#and i also want them to be husbands on this one because i like my fluff #anyway don't mind me *runs and hides*#i blame that one drarry fic for this brainrot

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frizzdotbizz · 7 months

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feeling emo for the murder siblings

(don’t tag as ship/proshippers dni)

#i mostly blame dog for giving the brainrot teehee #“durge despised orin’’ both are victims of bhaal’s influence and the idea of them reconciling after all the fucked up shit #they are extremely fucked up in the head but everyday i think about how if orin didn’t get driven into madness bc OUGH i can fix her!!#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #the dark urge #orin the red #bg3 durge #orin bg3 #my art

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suntails · 1 year

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stream of creation

#i will eternally draw ob malleus as a colossal man bc i love that concept. i didnt get dragon malleus let me have this. also dont wanna draw #the outfit like. can u blame me #twst #twisted wonderland #malleus draconia #twst silver #silver vanrouge #lilia vanrouge #sebek zigvolt #suntails #the caption is a reference to dirk gentlys holistic detective agency. the stream of creation eyes....brainrot #yes i was in that fandom in 2017 on tumblr YES i still care deeply about that show!! i wanna rewatch it again this year WHEEEEEEEE #imagine overblot eyes as those eyes.... yea... heart emoji #just trust me if u dont know em look em up bc im RIGHT

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