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creedslove · 2 days

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Hello baby!

What if our favorite cowboy organizes a date with his sugar, the man literally prepares everything alone or the best he can. He organizes everything in his ranch.

It was the first time he was so excited to receive her, prepared a meal, get ready, once he finally picked her up, he was like:

"Hell, sugar... you look so goddamn precious!"

Whisky being literally being a pleaser to his sugar, he teached her how to ride one of his favourites horses, his home, he doesn't know what else to do for her.

I hope you feel much better! I send you a big hug! ✨

Agent Whiskey (Jack Daniels) x f!reader

A/N: hi bestie!!! I love this so so so so much, this is such Agent Whiskey coded because he is a people's pleasure, and above all, he's a sugar pleaser, which means he'll please his sugar until the day he dies

• Whiskey is the king of date: he never lacks ideas, plans or any other thing to take his sugar on a date, he's got a wide range of creativity and money that helps a lot, so it's just a matter of picking up the mood for the day not to overdo himself

• he's definitely the kind of man who would drive you across town just so you can grab that one pie you had when you were PMSing years ago and you never forgot, or he would book you tickets for a weekend getaway if you complain about stress at work and stuff like that

• but even if he's great at pleasing, he's still a romantic at heart, so the best kinds of dates in his opinion, are the ranch dates, because he loves his ranch, it's a huge part of who he is, at his ranch, he's not just the tacky cowboy who talks funny and isn't afraid to pick a fight at places, but instead, he's himself, not Whiskey, just Jack, with his beautiful green fields, his horses, his simple life and his southern manners

• so you can expect a real weekend, because the cowboy isn't just going to invite you for a day, you're going to at least spend the night, have the whole ranch experience, all you gotta do is to say yes to it and he'll make it happen

• and he's a gentleman, let's not forget about that, so even if you insist you can drive to his ranch, chances are you aren't because he'll make sure to pick you up with his Bronco, he just wants you to take on a ride in it because he loves that car, it's pretty, comfortable, it's got status, and he's excited to be seen driving around with you in the passenger seat, just as he's excited to see you wearing your cute sunglasses as your hair flies loose at the window

• that if he doesn't gift you a cowboy hat the minute he picks you up, because yeah, he is gonna buy you a stetson, he just doesn't know when he's gonna give it to you, so why not in the beginning of the adventure, anyway?!

• and let me tell you: that cowboy's ranch is simply gorgeous! He will be so proud and happy to show you around, knowing exactly where to take you and what to do with you there, giving you a tour through the main house that's big and comfortable af obviously and then taking you to the stables so you can see the animals and play with them and all of them

• now, hear me: he loves horses, he's been riding them forever so if you know how to ride them, he will be glad to do so with your company, but if you don't, Jack will be thrilled to teach you from the very beginning, from how to actually get on the horse, to where to hold it and gentle guide it until you are feeling safe

• if the weather is hot enough, you can also expect him to take you swimming out at the lake, because let's face it: do you think Jack Daniels didn't grow up swimming in those waters around the ranch? He knows all the nice and pretty spots to take girls by the way, and you won't be different at all

• in the evening, you can expect him to throw a barbecue or just smoke some meat, but the thing is: it's gonna be outside, it's dark, warm and the lights will be on, making the ranch look so nice, although it's a little bit empty too, but it's a good thing since it's just the two of you spending time together; he'll serve you appetizers, the main dish, and the best liquor Statesman is capable of producing

• and yeah, he will roast marshmallows by the fire and tell you ghost stories about that land as if you two were in a summer camp together, and even if you know there's a big fat chance he's lying, you will still feel slight shivers down your spine and you will cling to him just a little bit tighter once the howling wind blows

• but once you two get back inside, it's sweet sweet love making with a sugar coated cowboy, where you can't have enough of him and he can't get enough of you, loving your body all night long and of course he'll greet you in the morning with breakfast in bed because he's a romantic at heart

• so chances are, you're gonna spend the morning in bed, enjoying the big breakfast and the cowboy's sugar and in the afternoon, he's definitely taking you for a picnic, with everything you're entitled to: a beautiful basket, a nice plaid towel, mini sandwiches and cake, all he wants is to spoil you

• watching the sunset together as you enjoy this romantic time is great, but as soon as the sun sets, he's gonna give you puppy eyes, asking you to stay the night once more, not ready to let you go home just yet 🥺❤️

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littlemisspascal · 18 hours

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New Writers added to The Pedro Library 🐼

@eff4freddie @sixhours

New Works Added ✨

Many fics aren’t appearing in the tags when searching. If I miss yours, please let me know 💗 Or add me to your taglist cuz I love being tagged 😊

As always, if you would like me to remove your work from the rec list, please let know and I’ll remove them asap 😊

@morallyinept Javi G Te Quiero

@mermaidgirl30 Javier Javi’s Playground / Joel Captured in the Woods

@mandoalorian Javier But Daddy I Love Him!

@ghostofaboy Javier + Dave + Marcus P Hold Please...

@penvisions Frankie Coffee and Candor

@undercoverpena Frankie Up Sky, Low High

@alwaysbethewest Frankie + Javier Crossing the Streams

@autumnleaves1991-blog Frankie Frankie Drabble

@mothandpidgeon Joel The Outlaws

@frenchiereading Joel Muscle Memory

@wheresarizona Joel But Now I’m Your Daisy

@tightjeansjavi Joel My Joel

@toomanystoriessolittletime Joel Rain Confessions

@secretelephanttattoo Marcus M Afterword

@wardenparker @absurdthirst Whiskey A Night to Remember

@beskarandblasters Din Packin’ (In More Ways Than One) + Guilty as Sin

@backtothefanfiction Din Not That Easy

@tropes-and-tales Din Shadow and Light

@rayslittlekitten Dieter Draw Me Like One of Your French Girls

@bluestar22x Dieter Unknown

@janaispunk Oberyn Delicate

@chronically-ghosted Pero Iron and Charcoal

#my library #joel miller #javi gutierrez #javier peña #frankie morales #marcus moreno #agent whiskey #din djarin #dieter bravo #oberyn martell #pero tovar #pedro pascal character fanfiction

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anti-heroism · 1 year

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the way pedro has played a cowboy, a space cowboy, an apocalypse cowboy and an old western cowboy

#pedro pascal #agent whiskey #kingsman the golden circle #din djarin #space cowboy #the mandalorian #joel miller #the last of us hbo #apocalypse cowboy #strange way of life #silva #the multiverse of cowboys #I LOVE THEM #theyre all queer

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pedropascal24-7 · 1 year

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Pedro always has the wildest stories when it comes to finding out he has a new role

- Game of Thrones when there was miscommunication and HBO had hired him, but his agents didn’t know for sure, but he was already getting his head cast, getting costume fittings, and going to rehearsals. And he didn’t wanna ask if he had the part

-he only had a day or two to accept his role in Narcos

-he was in the bathroom when Matthew Vaughn called him about Golden Circle

-took an Ambien before he got the call that he got the role of Joel and then fell asleep and forgot he got the part

Like absolutely incredible stories

#pedro pascal #the last of us #kingsman the golden circle #narcos #game of thrones #javier pena #agent whiskey #joel miller

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ackermanbitch · 1 year

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pedro pascal looking for a new role

ID: a screenshot from a Uquiz where the instructions say to “Pick One: Cowboys, Dads, Sluts.” End ID.

#pedro pascal #agent whiskey #joel miller #din djarin #oberyn martell #javier peña #sorry to use the image again its so funny

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molt3ngold · 3 months

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a study of the pose

#AGENT WHISKEY CORE #god I love cowboys #Joel miller core #barking #save a horse ride a cowboy #red dead redemption 2 #arthur morgan #rdr2 #cowboy #western aesthetic #southern aesthetic #moodboard #Joel miller #pedro pascal #kingsman #agent whiskey

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orangechickenpillow · 1 year

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The ✨️Genders✨️ of the Pedro Pascal Cinematic Universe:

Asshole (affectionate)

Babygirl (derogatory)

Babygirl (affectionate)

Slut

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perotovar · 4 months

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@ghostofaboy asked: jack daniels or joel miller | in/sp

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a7estrellas · 28 days

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⏤In honor of COWBOY CARTER act. ii

#pedro pascal #agent whiskey #kingsman #portraits #cowboy carter #pedropascaledit #ppascaledit #im obsessed with levii jeans #enjoy!!

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obscurexsorrows · 2 months

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A bookstore (banksquarebooks on insta) in Connecticut curated lists of book recommendations for different Pedro characters and I’m OBSESSED

#this is SO fun #pedro pascal #joel miller #din djarin #oberyn martell #javi gutierrez #dieter bravo #agent whiskey #SWOL silva #book reccs #books #book recommendations #banksquarebooks

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coulsons-fullmetal-cellist · 1 year

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Has anyone else done this?

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thattripleabattery · 8 months

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morallyinept · 8 months

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The thing I love most about this fandom is how collectively it has been determined that:

- Joel Miller has the biggest cock. Like, ever. Dude be 56 n' he's packing a bazooka in there. Constantly. No part of this man is smol.

- Frankie Morales is the pussy eating king. There are no other contenders. Even leaves the cap on. Except when he takes it off periodically to run his hand through those chocolate curls.

- Ezra is just debauched, depraved filth. You'd think losing an arm would quell him, but no. Man is feral. Cum-eating, anal-rimming, spit-slick dicking, somnophilic F E R A L.

- Dieter Bravo is the trashiest of all pandas and will literally fuck anything that breathes. Or moves. Literally fucks, gets high and makes shitty movies.

- Agent Whiskey would fuck you buck wild like a horse. And possibly throw in a few yeehaws too.

- Dave York would kill you with a simple stare. Then fuck your corpse. You'd still manage to call him daddy.

- Marcus Pike is so boyfriend material. But wind that sucker up and watch him lose his shit.

- Javier Peña is a sultry, moody bitch who would split you open with his cock and choke you whilst doing it, cariño. Then pretend like you don't exist until the next time.

- Marcus Moreno can dick you down so good as long as he's captured a few bad guys first.

- Din Djarin will always break his creed for you. Mando can't help it. It's the whistling pussy.

- Max Phillips makes having a crippling period worth it.

- Javi G is baby. 🥹