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goldenamaranthe-blog · 4 months

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Skin to Skin: Baby and the Bees

One week after Yang and Ruby brought an orphaned baby Faunus back to their safehouse in Vacuo.

Baby: (completely flush and shivering, lethargic, and whimpering)

Blake: Mom, I'm really starting to worry about her. Is there anything we can do?

Kali: Unfortunately, babies can't have most pharmaceutical medications, and I've already tried every holistic remedy I know.

Yang: So, there's literally nothing we can do?

Blake: (strokes the baby's cheek)

Kali: (watches as the baby wiggles her head weakly, almost like she's trying to keep the hand on her face) ....I have an idea, and honestly I'm a little upset I didn't think of it sooner. Some mother I am.

Blake & Yang: What is it?!

Kali: Blake, dear, take off your shirt, please?

Blake: (blinks with a blush) Excuse you?

Kali: Take off your shirt.

Blake: .........You take off your shirt.

Kali: Dear, I don't think Yang would appreciate seeing her future mother-in-law topless.

Yang: (covers her eyes as a steaming red blush colors her entire face) Kali!

Blake: Mom! Y-Yang and I haven't even- W-We haven't-

Kali: Had sex? I'm honestly surprised by that. But, that's besides the point! This is to help the baby. Now (claps her hands) chop-chop! Off with the shirt!

Blake: (whining) Why???

Kali: Just trust the process, dear.

Blake: (groans) Fine! (takes off her shirt and stands awkwardly) Now what?

Yang: (eyes unconsciously zero in on Blake's almost naked torso)

Kali: Bra too.

Blake: MOM!!!

Yang: If this is how I die, I day a happy woman.

Blake: (gulps and slowly takes off her bra, quickly covering her breasts after dropping the garment) There! Now, what?! Are you going to tell me I need to lose my pants next???

Yang: (slowly sitting down to keep from fainting)

Kali: Hardly, that would be cruel. (picks up the baby, unwraps her from her swaddle blanket, and removes her clothes so she's in her diaper before gently pushing her into Blake's arms) Hold her against your breasts, dear. She needs skin to skin contact. Head up, good. Now, cradle the baby scrunch. Perfect.

Blake: (holding the baby tenderly against her chest as Kali tucks the blanket back around the baby) W-What now?

Kali: Just flash your aura a little bit, dear. Not too much. She won't be able to handle too much at once. She's still little.

Blake: Okay... (gently flashes her aura, causing the baby's own, bright orange aura to flash momentarily)

Baby: (stops whimpering and slowly nuzzles into Blake's chest with a little coo)

Blake:

Yang: (in complete aw) Is... Is she better?

Kali: She should be fine now, but keep the skin to skin up. (sighs) I cannot believe I forgot about the kangaroo hold. What kind of mother and grandmother am I?

Yang: (stands up and wraps a second blanket around Blake's shoulders) How are you doing?

Blake: I'm fine. It's just that... (glances at the sleeping baby pressed against her chest) This is a different feeling than I've had all week. I don't really know how to describe it.

Yang: Good or bad?

Blake: Good. (kisses Yang's cheek) Definitely good.

Link to Original Baby and the Bees

#bumbleby #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #rwby #baby and the bees #kangaroo hold #sick baby #skin to skin #Yang would probably be the one to initiate skin to skin but I wanted to give Blake some time to shine #blake would be a good mama #kind of long post #as a female second parent this does feel different

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signoferoda · 4 months

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FAVOURITE LOVE - HS

Summary: Harry’s daughter gets some valentines gifts from nursery

“Dad, why’s Vi carrying flowers?” Blake asked, his eyebrow raised as he looked at his youngest sibling walk out the nursery doors. She had a white dress on, small red hearts covering it, her hair in two pigtails.

Harry looked up, his eyes wide as he watched his daughter skip her way down to the nursery gates to meet her father and brother. “No clue, bud” he replies, waving at his daughter, whose arms were overflowing with all sorts of gift bags and flowers.

“Hi Daddy, hi Blakey!” She exclaimed, a smile on her face.

“Hi bug, what’s all this about?” Harry asked as he crouched down in front of his daughter, fixing her hair before leaning to kiss her cheek.

“It’s valentines” the little girl giggles, looking down at all her gifts

Blake blinks, his eyebrows furrowed, “valentines?”

“Yes, this one’s from Jake, this one’s from Landon and this one’s from Kate’s brother and this is from-”

“Boys gave you those?”

“Duh, Jake is a boy name Blakey” Novie rolled her eyes at her brother before turning to her father, who now supported an amused look on his face. “Isn’t that nice Daddy? They smell so good” she giggled, taking a big sniff of the flowers before shoving it in Harry’s face.

“Yeah they’re lovely” he replies, before taking the gifts off her and handing them to Blake to hold. He puts his arms out and his 5-year-old happily accepts, climbing onto her dad. “But, I’m your only Valentine baby” he pouts causing a soft giggle to escape Novie's mouth as he makes his way to the car.

“Silly daddy, are you jealous?” She looks back at Blake who’s still as confused as ever, and surprisingly a lot less dramatic than Harry, “are you jealous too Blakey?”

“No” Blake gruffs, “I'm mad, you’re only a baby Vivi”

“I'm not a baby” Novie gasped, scandalised that Blake would even mention that. “Daddy, mama is your Valentine. I need my own and now I got lots”

“Yeah, you and Mama are my Valentine bug,” Harry speaks, buckling Novie into her seat as Blake gets in the front. After buckling her in, Harry rounds the car and gets into the driver's seat. “Your brothers and I are all you need, you can have a valentine when you’re 36 ok?” Harry asked, putting his key into the ignition.

“Daddy, that’s not fair” Novie says, as she holds one of the teddys that was gifted to her. “Blake has a valentine, why can’t I?” Harry raises his eyebrow at the new piece of information.

Whilst, Blake narrows his eyes as he looks at his little sister, the little snitch he thinks. “I don’t have a valentine, Vi. Besides, you do have a valentine. All of us”

“Ok” Novie sighs and for a second Harry feels bad. “Daddy?”

“Yes, bug?” He asks as he finally pulls out of his parking spot and starts to drive off.

“I love you,” she says, “I love you too Blakey”

Blake shares a smile with Harry before the two tell Novie that they too, love her very much.

“You’re my favourite love Daddy” she smiles, “even if I get valentines from other boys and you Blakey are my second favourite love.”

“You’re my favourite love too Novie Bug” Harry smiles, his eyes softening, making a mental note to smother his daughter in kisses once they get out of the car. She was killing him, so perfect and cute.

“More than mama?” She asks from the back making Blake chuckle softly.

“Yes, even more than mama, bug” Harry speaks, looking through the rearview mirror to see Novie blowing him a kiss. He makes a kissing pout at her.

“Don’t fib Daddy, you love Mama so much more” she giggles.

“It's a different kind of love” he shrugs, “you’ll see when you’re 36” Harry replies as Blake chuckles.

“Now, let’s forget about those stinky boys, who wants ice cream?” Harry asks getting a chorus of me’s from his two kids.

#dad!harry styles #dad!harry #harry styles x y/n #harry styles fluff #harry styles fic #harry styles fanfiction #harry styles x reader #harry writing #harry styles writing #harry styles smut

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juanarc-thethird · 14 days

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So big fan of your “how to get your man” storyline but I got to know. Who is this mystery woman jaune is promised to?

Thank you, and I hope you're ready. ---------------------------------

How To Get Your Man 9

Previously…

Mama Arc: *serious* Sorry, but you can't marry my son.

Yang: *Confuse* Why can't I marry him?!

Mama Arc: Because he is already engaged to another girl.

Yang/Jaune: *Shock* HUH?! WITH WHO?!

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Outside the Arc's residency

Ruby: Can we get inside? My feet hurt.

Jaune: Just a moment Ruby.

Ruby: Ugh! *She whines*

Jaune: Mom, since when was I engaged? Nobody told me anything about this?!

Mama Arc: Don't you remember what your grandfather told you? If you don't get a fiancée by your 18th birthday, he would find you one. And since you never got one…

Yang: Wait what?

Jaune: I didn't think he was being serious!

Mama Arc: When he hasn't been?

Yang: I could have been his fiancée before his birthday?!

Jaune: Still, are you going to let me marry a stranger?!

Yang: I COULD HAVE BEEN HIS FIANCÉE BEFORE HIS BIRTHDAY?!

Jaune: Ok Yang, I need you to calm down. I'm trying to convince my mom not to make me marry a stranger!

Yang:...Sorry

Jaune: Thank you. *ahem* So mom, about this stranger.

Mama Arc: Oh Honey, she is not a strange. You already know her.

Jaune/Yang: I do?/He does?!

Weiss: *Excited* This is much better than a soap opera.

Blake: *Excited as well* Absolutely.

Mama Arc: She is…

The Arc's residency, Living room

Melanie: *Smiling and wearing a white dress* Hello, my name is Melanie Malachite, I'm Jaune's fiancee. Nice to see you again, Jaune.

Lil' Miss Malachite: What a handsome young man. You've grown a lot, Jaune.

Miltia: *On her phone* Sup.

Mama Arc: After you told me you were going to visit me. Invite the Malachite family so they can see you. Aren't you happy to finally see your childhood friends?

Jaune is shocked while Yang, well, I don't know the exact words to express her feelings right now.

Outside in the garden

Yang: *Screaming Angrily while her hair is heating like the sun itself* AAAAAAH!!

Weiss: *Looking at yang* Wow, so her enemy took her man….

Blake: *Also looking* Yep...

Weiss: Is it wrong for me to say that this plot is really good?

Blake: Honestly, I was thinking the same thing.

Weiss: *Surprise* Really?

Yang: AAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

Weiss: Are we bad friends?

Blake: No... ok, maybe a little.

Yang: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! *Burning the grass with the heat of her hair*

Weiss: Ok, we have to calm her down.

Blake: How?

Ruby: Leave it to me!

She says while she is dress as a firefighter and has a fire extinguisher in her hand.

#How To Get Your Man Au #jaune arc #jaune #rwby jaune arc #rwby jaune #yang xiao long #yang #rwby yang #rwby yang xiao long #weiss schnee #blake belladonna #ruby rose #melanie malachite #miltia malachite #Lil' Miss Malachite #rwby #rwby shitpost

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ludibriadormonoteista · 3 months

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Knock Knock

Blake: *Opens Door* Ruby?

Dog!Faunus Ruby: *Holding Several Pamphlets* Hi! Miss Belladonna, is it? So nice to meet you!

Blake: …Ruby, you live here. You already know who I am.

Ruby: You’re absolutely right! Let’s skip introductions, shall we? *Clears Throat* So, I’m going from door to door to see if anyone’s interested in becoming Jaune’s pet today.

Blake: Ruby, is this some sort of attempt of yours at starting a cult centered around Jaune? …Again?

Ruby: Amazing question, you’re such a good girl.

Blake: *Ear Twitches* Go on…

Ruby: So basically, you become Jaune’s lap-dog, or lap-cat in your case, and you get to enjoy all kinds of benefits!

Blake: Benefits?

Ruby: You get to sleep around him whenever you want, he takes you on walksies, helps clean your ears, feeds you…

Blake: He feeds you?

Ruby: Oh yeah! His strawberry shortcake is to die for, believe me. OH! Remember that fancy tuna dish our teams had at our last get-together?

Blake: *Profusely Sweats* Yes…?

Ruby: Jaune cooked it himself. Family recipe, he says.

Blake: *Licking her Lips* Wait, *Shakes Head* You don’t take issue over the fact that he will be spending time with me?

Ruby: I thought so too at first, but I soon realized that Jaune deserves all the love he can get! More so than lil’ ol’ me could ever provide. Besides, we are just friends!

Blake: Uh, hum… Look, I’m sure this is nice and all, but I will admit this is a little weird even for me. And considering the type of stuff I’m into, that is saying something. Sorry, but my answer is no. *Grabs Doorknob*

Ruby: WaitwaitWAIT!

Blake: …What?

Ruby: Head pats.

Blake: …H-Head pats?

Ruby: Every. Single. Day.

Blake: *Both Ears Twitch* …On second thought, I guess it wouldn’t hurt to try.

Ruby: Amazing! Now before you sign up, would you like to hear a few encouraging words of our sponsor, Mama Arc?

#rwby #rwby shitpost #ruby rose #blake belladonna #jaune arc #lancaster #knightshade #ruby x jaune #blake x jaune #dog!faunus ruby #cat!faunus blake #Isn't she already a cat Faunus?#Shut up

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howlingday · 3 months

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What are your thoughts on Jaune?

Jaune: I, uh... I guess I should leave the room for this one, huh?

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Blake: Jaune is both a good friend and a supportive huntsman. I'm glad I'm able to work with him.

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Ruby: What do I think of Jaune? Hah! Where do I even begin?! Well, I guess I'd start at-

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Nora: I think Jaune's an awesome team leader! In fact, I was hanging out with him a second ago, but then I wound up in here. H- How do I get out of this box?

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Ren: I would do anything to help Jaune. I'll protect him with my life.

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Weiss: I don't think any answer I give would be remotely satisfying, so I suppose I'd simply summarize it as... He's good.

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Neo: ...

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Pyrrha: He's a really talented huntsman, and I'm proud to see how far he's come since his beginnings.

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Penny: Jaune Arc has a troubling set of concerning mental health diagnoses, but friend Ruby assures me that this only makes him more impressive.

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Yang: Jaune's a pretty bang-up dude! Or shouldI say... a Yang-Up dude~!

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Emerald: I don't really know Jaune like that, but I guess he's pretty cool.

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Cinder: Jaune Arc... Jaune... Arc... Who is that again?

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Oscar: Do... Do I say something now, or... Hello?

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Mama Arc: What in the world- How did I get in here? And did you say something about Jaune?! WHERE'S MY BABY?!

#rwby #brosuke senpai #jaune arc #ruby rose #yang xiao long #weiss schnee #nora valkyrie #blake belladonna #pyrrha nikos #lie ren #oscar pine #neopolitan #penny polendina #cinder fall #emerald sustrai #mama arc

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anthurak · 15 days

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Hey so has anyone else thought about the fact that the whole 'Your mother said those words to me', 'That's what happened to mom...', 'Summer Rose was captured by Salem and has most likely been subjected to horrific grim-hybrid experimentation' revelation(s) is something that really ONLY Team RWBY has been privy to and also haven't really gotten the chance to actually TELL anyone, at least anyone who would recognize the full import of that information (ie; Oz or Qrow) until... basically NOW?

I mean, yeah the Ace-Ops were present for Salem's epic 'Yo mama', but between that having a LOT less significance to them as it did to Team RWBY and, well... everything ELSE that happened before and after, I kinda doubt the new Team MEH really remembers it at this point.

And yeah, Willow and Whitley were there for the Hound's big reveal, but remember that they weren't exactly positioned to get a good look at the person inside it like Ruby, Weiss and Blake were. I imagine any recounting those two might do of those events don't describe the Hound in any more detail then 'there was a GUY in there, it was pretty fucked up'.

And it seems that while Blake did tell Yang about the Hound, I've always gotten the sense she told Yang only. Given that Blake clearly mentioned the silver eyes to Yang, I imagine that Blake recognized that this had very serious and very personal implications for Yang, and thus told her privately.

And obviously after that it's not like Team RWBY had the time to actually tell ANYONE else about this before they fell into the Ever After.

What I'm saying is that we can expect a very, very, VERY AWKWARD conversation between Team RWBY and their close friends and allies in the future.

You know, on TOP of the conversation that RUBY is going to have to wrestle out of Raven.

#rwby #rwby rambling #rwby theory #rwby volume 10 #Team RWBY #Summer Rose #Salem

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starlitangels · 6 months

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Redacted Boi Social Media Headcanons

Vincent only really uses Instagram, but is required by the Department to have it private because his human name is legally missing-presumed-dead and his face has a risk of being recognized if someone from his human life stumbled upon his Instagram. That said, he doesn't really screen people who request to follow him

Darlin' and Sam don't use any social medias. Darlin' has a Facebook from teenage years, but they deactivated it. But not fully deleted, so they can still be tagged in all the group photos posted to the pack page. In high school, Darlin' was the person who got a lot of unsolicited DMs because they were hot but they hate attention so they blocked everyone but their pack and deactivated. Darlin' reluctantly keeps their Discord for the pack server

David hates social media. He maintains the pack's private Facebook group and Discord server (though the latter is really more Asher's job, David's just in charge) but will not touch anything else. David's favorite social media is YouTube because he can lookup tutorials for anything and not have to ask anyone for help

Milo's a borderline Instagram influencer. He's got a gazillion followers (who all think he's hot, and he is). His Instagram is directly linked to his Facebook, so every picture and caption he puts on IG gets automatically posted to FB too

Marie comments only on Milo's Facebook (she has and kinda uses IG, but doesn't comment). She's the one that will leave the heartfelt comments with "Call me" at the end. She knows that's a meme among younger people that their older relatives leave "what a beautiful couple. Call me" comments, but she does it anyway. And guess what? She does it because it works. Milo👏 is👏a👏Mama's👏Boy👏 and he will call her when she leaves those comments

Asher doesn't use social media much, but is perpetually on Discord. He mods the pack's server, and like 6 others just for fun. He does post lots of pictures of Babe and selfies of the two of them together on the pack's Facebook though

Damien used to get into arguments on Twitter with randos. Huxley thinks it's funny to pull them up from when Damien was a teenager

Huxley was never much into most social medias but I like to think he'd be like that one TikTok dude who pops up on my Tumblr dash occasionally who explains how to do calisthenics and other workout stuff in a really simple, easy, modified way for people who are just getting started. People started following him because he's hot, and then realized he's actually like the nicest dude and doesn't know he's popular

Lasko's a Tumblr boy. I'm not taking constructive criticism on this

Gavin refuses to get an Instagram because he knows he'd get too addicted to it. He knows he's ridiculously good-looking and would amass a following supernaturally fast, and that's why he won't. But he has his old Facebook from when it first started to be popular. He got rid of all his old friends list and now just has Freelancer, Huxley, Lasko, Damien, and a handful of d(a)emon friends who also have Facebooks like Crux

Avior doesn't have any social media at all

Neither does Caelum and Gavin and Freelancer have decided not to expose him to the negativity of the internet

Vega refuses

Cam keeps a few things for professional purposes, but doesn't use them much

Guy is a Tumblrina. Guy is a Tumblrina. Guy is a Tumblrina. Guy is

Aaron's favorite is LinkedIn. This is a joke.

Elliott uses Pinterest a lot for aesthetic inspiration for dreams. He doesn't use much else

Blake is on like every social media all the time. Mostly for CloseKnit. But he also stalked Bestie from afar for a long time

James had to get rid of all of his when his job started getting more secretive and he had to have limited contact with the rest of the world

Morgan doesn't have any social media just as a way to keep himself and his magic safe. The Department protections didn't require it, but he thought it was for the best

Porter totally isn't jealous that Vincent has a higher IG follower count than him and his account isn't even private. He's always trailing like 20 behind

#I know I'm missing some boys but meh I don't care #Redacted ASMR #Redacted Audio #Redacted Headcanons #Redacted Vincent #Redacted David #Redacted Sam #Redacted Asher #Redacted Milo #Redacted Gavin #Redacted Avior #Redacted Elliott #Redacted Porter #Redacted Morgan #Redacted Huxley #Redacted Damien #Redacted Lasko

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arc-misadventures · 10 months

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Things Have Changed

Jaune having drinks with some old friends in, Vacuo.

Jaune: Thanks for inviting me to out with out guys, it’s really nice to catch up with you all.

Neptune: Think nothing of it man.

Sun: Yeah, its great to hang out with you.

Coco: And, you’re finally stylish enough to hang around us as well. You used to look pretty…

Neptune: Like a dork.

Sun: A total nerd.

Velvet: Guys! That’s mean!

Coco: I was going to say pedestrian, but those work too. But, now… MmHH~! Mama likey~!

Jaune: Oh… W-Well thanks, Coco.

Coco: I mean the hair makes you look so much more mature, especially with those white streaks in it.

Neptune: And, armour is more form fitting. It suits you better.

Sun: And, you’ve got some muscles on you, no more lanky self! Though I doubt you look anywhere as good as me~!

Velvet: And, that tights ass…

Jaune: Oh, thanks guys…! Wait, what was that about my butt?

Coco: You have such tight looking ass~!

JSN: …

Jaune: Okay… That’s a first…

Coco: Never had a hot girl compliment you before.

Jaune: Well yes she has, but never my butt.

Neptune: Oh? Is there some hot lady making moves on you?

Jaune: Why as a matter of fact; Yes, yes there is.

Coco: I call bullshit!

Jaune: And, why do you find that hard to believe?

Coco: No offence, Jaune, you’ve certainly gone from a two to an eight on the hotness scale. But, I seriously doubt some hot ladies are chasing after you; You may look hotter, but you’re still a dork.

Jaune: Well, you better tell that to all those, Milfs back in, Mantle that I wasn’t a hot piece of meat then.

Neptune: Bullshit! There’s no way a bunch of milfs would be after a Huntsmen-in-training.

Jaune: Oh, I’m not a student anymore.

Velvet: Well, you may have gone your own way after, Beacon fell, but you’re still a first year student.

Jaune: No I’m not. See, here’s my, Hunter’s license.

Sun: The hell?!

Coco: WHAT?! I’m still a third year in training, and you’re already a licensed, Huntsmen?! That some fucking bullshit right there!

Velvet: Well either way; Congrats on becoming a, Huntsmen, Jaune. I’m sure you do good out there.

Jaune: Thank you, Velvet. So, do you believe there is a hot lady chasing after me now?

CVSN: No.

Jaune: What?! Come on guys I’m telling the truth, honestly.

Neptune: What kind of a hot babe would be chasing after you?

Jaune: My wife for starters.

CVSN: Your what?!

Jaune: My wife. Can’t you tell I’m married? Oh wait, my gauntlet is hiding the ring. Well no matter, I’m married.

Neptune: Who the hell would marry you?!

Jaune: A lady with impeccable taste.

Coco: So… Wasn’t, Weiss then…

Neptune: Hey she’s got good taste!

Jaune: She went for a womanizer like you, I highly doubt that.

Coco: Fair point.

Neptune: Hey!

Velvet: Was it, Yang?

Jaune: No she, and Blake are dating.

Coco: They are? Good for them.

Neptune: That Ruby girl?

Coco: she doesn’t have good taste.

Sun: Ouch.

Sun: Is it, Nora?

Jaune: No she, and Ren are still a thing…

Velvet: Are they?

Jaune: Uhh…? Honestly I don’t know with those two. Ren, is so emotionally stunted it’s hard for, Nora to get through to him.

Coco: Then who is it; Who is the lucky lady to managed to bag?

Jaune: Her name is, Jinn. Jinn Arc.

Coco: Jinn eh? Pretty name. What is she like?

Jaune: Insanely smart, and knowledgeable about everything! If you guys have any secrets, secrets you haven’t told anyone about, she knows about them. Not to mentions she kind, and very curious, she loves experiencing new things. It’s so adorable seeing her reactions when she tries sometimes new. I’m so happy I married her.

Velvet: Wait, she knows our secrets?

Jaune: Every secret, anyone has every made. She knows.

Velvet: Well that’s unnerving.

Coco: How can she know out secrets if she’s never met us before?

Jaune: Well… Consider it a semblance of sorts if you will.

Coco: Sounds like a powerful semblance.

Jaune: Insanely powerful.

Neptune: Enough about her personality; What does she look like?

Coco: Yeah, what does she look like?

Jaune: Oh, she has rich ebony skin, long silky black hair, and luscious indigo eyes.

Sun: And…?

Jaune: And, what?

Neptune: Her body, what’s her body like.

Coco: Yeah. Are we working with an hourglass figure, or what?

Jaune: Oh, she was the definitive hour glass figure, it only adds to her absolute beauty that she is.

Coco: Nice~! And…?

Jaune: And… She’s thic… Like: Thic THIC~!

CSN: Nice.

Coco: But, I still think you’re lying.

Neptune: Yeah, pics or it didn’t happen!

Sun: Sorry dude, I have a hard time believing you’re married, much less to some bombshell hotty.

Velvet: Sorry, Jaune, but I find it difficult to believe too.

Jaune: Et tu, Velvet?

Velvet: Sorry.

: Well, if you want proof of, Jaune’s wife, then I’m all to happy to oblige you~!

Jaune: Ahh! Jinnnnnnnnnnn…

Velvet: Wait, your wife is actually hereeeeeeeeeee…?!

Neptune: Who is crazy enough to marryyyyyyyyyyyyyy…?!

Sun: What, that’s bullshiiiiiiiiiiiiii…??

Coco: …

Jaune: Nnnn…?! Ahh sorry I get lost in a trance when I look at…?! Coco! Your nose is bleeding!

Coco: Hello, Mommy~!

Jinn: My oh my. Such charmers aren’t you~?

Jaune: W-What are you doing here? Didn’t you say you needed a rest. And, more importantly; what’s with that lustrous outfit?

Jinn: Oh, this~? It’s rather hot here so I decided to wear something a little more… breezy~! Do you not like it?

Jaune: I love it! But, don’t wear it in public again. Too many people are gazing lustrously at what’s mine…

Jinn: Ohh I love it when you get dominant with me~! Now as for your other questions; I was resting in our room, but it’s so lonely back there all alone… I wanted my beloved knight to come back, and… comfort me~! Can you do that dear, please~?

Jaune: C-Certainly! Bye guys, husband duties are calling!

Jinn: We’ll chat later everyone. We’re going to be quite busy soon. Oh, and Coco?

Coco: Yes…?

Jinn: Be a good girl, and you can join us later, okay~?

Coco: O-Okay…

Jinn: Good. Bye everyone~!

CVSN: Bye…

CVSN: …

Sun: Holy shit! She’s real?!

Neptune: And, hot as hell!

Velvet: She’s the most beautiful woman, I’ve ever seen before in all my life!

Coco: H-How did she know I wanted to join them in a threesome?! I didn’t say anything?!

Velvet: I think the nosebleed said something about that.

Coco: Like that says, ‘I wanna bang you.’ I was just registering how hot she is!

Sun: And, she’s married to, Jaune?!

Neptune: How did that blond goofball land such a hot babe?!

Velvet: Must have been the hair.

Coco: His hair is really alluring.

Sun: It’s better than, Neptune’s.

Neptune: Dude?!

#rwby #jaune arc #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #nora valkyrie #weiss schnee #ruby rose #lie ren #sun wukong #neptune vasilias #coco adel #velvet scarlatina #rwby jinn #jaune x jinn #jinn x jaune #rwby arabian knight

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rwby-encrusted-blog · 7 months

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Jaune: Sweet! Phineas and Ferb: Across the Second Dimension is on sale! Man I loved that show as a kid! Did you guys ever watch it?

Ruby: Of course- Well. We watched a good bit of it.

Jaune: What? Couldn't afford the channel or something?

Yang: Well, the movie came out, the one where they Hop dimensions?

Jaune: I though it was really good!

Yang: Yeah, so did we, until ....

~~~~~

Movie: SUMMER! It's like the world's best story, and it's waiting to be To-old!

Kid!Ruby: *Sobbing her eyes out* MAMA!

Kid!Yang: *Clutching Ruby, Sniffling*

~~~~~

Jaune: Huh.

Ruby: Yep. But we're big girls now! We can handle a movie for little kids!

Yang: Definitely!

Ruby: Uh-Huh!

Jaune: Cool! Would you mind coming over to the JNPR dorm for Movie night then? You can bring Weiss and Blake!

Ruby: Certainly!

~They Could not, in fact, handle the Movie for little Kids~

#rwby #jaune arc #ruby rose #yang xiao long #rwby shitpost #rwby crack post #I know the phrase “they didn't need to go that hard for a ____” But that's bs #They DID need to go that hard!#And any composure who doesn't feel the need to go that hard should find a project they feel the need to go hard on!

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spahhzy · 1 month

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Jaune was guiding Team RWBY and C.C. through the forest back to Jaune's camp.

Jaune: Just a little while more guys and we can rest up and plan our next move.

Weiss, Blake, and Yang just nodded while Ruby just looked her head off to the side.

Jaune looked at his friend, unsure of how to bring up that topic and with his other friend trying to outright kill her. Jaune needed to think of something and quick before Neo does something too far.

Every little thing frustrated him and it was all that bitch Cinders fault!

With the feelings of anger rising, Jaune clutched his head feeling his head pound as he closed his eyes, he stopped in his tracks trying to dull the pain.

Jaune slowly opened his eyes and to his shock he was back at the Atlas Vault where the relic of creation was...

Ruby: Come on Jaune!

Jaune quickly turned around to see Team RWBY behind him with a smiling Penny waving at him.

They all walked by him and into the vault.

Jaune made a step forward...

Cinder: Oh, what fun you had.

Jaune stopped mid step as he felt Cinder lean into his ear.

Cinder: Tell me though...was it worth it?

Jaune spun around but as he did...he was no longer in the vault rather he was in a destroyed city.

Buildings in ruin, fires everywhere and the screaming...God's the screaming.

Jaune walked forward looking at all the destruction and suffering.

Cinder: All those lives cut short...at your hand.

???:Mama! Mama! Wake up please!

Jaune turned to the sound of a crying child, desperately shaking their lifeless mother but to no avail.

Jaune ran over and was about to reach out to help.

Cinder: Is what your feeling even real?

This caused Jaune to stop.

Cinder: It's time you stopped pretending, Jaune.

Suddenly, the scene changed again and this time he was back on the bridge, just in time to see Neo, attempt to kill Ruby.

Jaune: Neo No!

Jaune tried to intervene but she phased right through him as Yang took the attack which sent her over the edge.

Jaune shook his head fighting the headache until he was suddenly infront of the now dead Penny.

Jaune could only looked in horror as his blade held a crimson hue at the tip.

Jaune: P-penny...?

Cinder: Your friend died by your hand, and the tears you shed we're all empty...why is that?

Suddenly a gust of wind pushed Jaune to look behind him, and their staring back at him with a smirk was his tormentor, Cinder.

Jaune: Cinder...

Cinder: Sorrow.

Cinder: Anger.

Cinder: Regret.

Cinder: These words...all mean nothing to you.

Cinder outstretched both her arms to Jaune, as if inviting him In to hug her.

Cinder: For you, Jaune, are but a puppet: My puppet.

Jaune grit his teeth as he pointed Crocea Mors at Cinder.

Jaune: I'll kill you!

Cinder just smirked, arms still outstretched, as Jaune just snarled before charging at Cinder, his blade pierces her chest and through her back, but all she does is wrap her arms around Jaune, locking him in her embrace.

Cinder: Good Jaune, very good, fill that rusted-hollow heart with rage...

Jaune just grabbed his blade and twisted it to the right, cleaving Cinder in half, but she just vanished as her laughter echoed in his ears.

Cinder: Let it engulf you-consume you...

Jaune panted as he fell to one knee, his sword keeping him upright as soon he was back in the forest, still the Rusted Knight.

Cinder: That you may burn your world to the ground-as I did.

Jaune looked behind him to see, Team RWBY and C.C stunned as a Jabberwocker laid dying.

Jaune stood back up, catching his breath, as no one tried to make a move, not even sure what the hell was going on, eventually though Weiss broke the ice.

Weiss: Are you okay Jaune?

Jaune: ...Yes, yes I'm...I'm fine...I-I, let's just keep going....

Everyone looked at each other but nodded and continued except for C.C who looked at the Rusted Knight with a smile as he jumped onto Jaune shoulders, and usually Jaune would have swatted him down almost instantly but Jaune looked to be far away in his own world.

This was a curious and wonderful little development...

They had finally seen the knight's will begin to crack!

#jaune arc #neopolitian (rwby)#ruby rose #yang xiao long #weiss schnee #blake bellodona #cinder fall

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just-your-casual-nerd · 7 months

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Master List Part 5

Note: I did not write any of these fics, I just enjoy reading them and had a shit load of them saved. So, I figured I would put all of the ones I liked on a master list, figuring that its an easy way to keep track of them, and maybe you guys would like them as well. Have a Great Day fellow Nerds! 😁👋

2nd Note: If Someone wants me to take their fic or another fic off, let me know and it will be done. I don't want to offend anyone or make them upset.

Wanda-Nat:

Bed situation | Mixed By: @v3nusxsky

Poor girl | h&c By: @v3nusxsky

Sun, Mood and Stars By: @v3nusxsky

Time with my baby | Agere By: @v3nusxsky

Birthday Surprise By: belovaskitkat

need you to come here and save me By: wandasdolly

Needy thing | nsfw By: @v3nusxsky

Insecurities | NSFW By: @v3nusxsky

One of a Kind | NSFW By: @v3nusxsky

West Coast By: wandasgf

Who's your mommy? +18 By: @v3nusxsky

Should Have Knocked By: loveisanimginarydagger3000

Emily + JJ + Blake:

Little angel | Agere By: @v3nusxsky

Cant live without you | Angst By: @v3nusxsky

Who's In Control By: @v3nusxsky

Fire Fly By: @v3nusxsky

Chapter 1 ~ crossing paths By: @v3nusxsky

Time Heals | mixed By: @v3nusxsky

Reverse cowgirl 18+ By: @v3nusxsky

One for the Books By: @v3nusxsky

Dirty Little Damsel By: storiesofsvu

Lesso:

A piece of you By: @v3nusxsky

Bar Beauty | NSFW By: @v3nusxsky

Miss mommy | NSFW BY: @v3nusxsky

Too Loud | Agere By: @v3nusxsky

I'll Take Care of You | nsfw By: @v3nusxsky

Needy By: @v3nusxsky

The Pain of Pining By: @i-write-sometimes-maybe

Cant wait anymore By: @v3nusxsky

Reminder | NSFW By: @v3nusxsky

Complicated | Mixed By: @v3nusxsky

Daddy Issues By: @v3nusxsky

Its he voices | h&c By: @v3nusxsky

Celebration By: @i-write-sometimes-maybe

Beautiful | nsfw By: @v3nusxsky

Mama | Agere + h&c By: @v3nusxsky

Good Catch | h&c By: @v3nusxsky

Perfect Prize | NSFW By: @v3nusxsky

Winter Warmth | fluff By: @v3nusxsky

What a Brat 18+ By: @v3nusxsky

Emotional Love By: @v3nusxsky

Dolly Heart By: @v3nusxsky

Celebration (NSFW) By: @i-write-sometimes-maybe

Rough ride By: @v3nusxsky

Breaking rules 18+ By: @v3nusxsky

Subby dean 18+ By: @v3nusxsky

Sickness By: @v3nusxsky

Passion By: @i-write-sometimes-maybe

Alcina (Resident Evil Village):

Alcina's New Maid Pt. 12 By: willalove75

Alcina Dimitrescu/Fem!worlfreader By: lilbitdepressed27

The New Arrival (Series) By: ilovehugslikealotalot

Dinner and Dessert By: aithorin

Mini Prompt By: ctitan98

Alcina Makes You Her Plaything By: angelltheninth

Lucifer (The Sandman):

Respite in Heaven (NSFW) By: milfsloverblog

How Loving By: alexusonfire

The Reaper and The Devil By: autumn-leaves-chasing-breeze

Stars around my scars By: Littledollll

The Devil's Favorite By: ghoulsister

A Frightened Ruller of Hell - Part Two By: rosieathena

Captain Phasma:

Yes Captain part 8 By: brienneoftarth1989

Suits and Hallways (NSFW) By: daydream-cement

Yes Captain NSFW By: brienneoftarth1989

Larissa:

A fresh start By: @v3nusxsky

Little Bunny By: @v3nusxsky

You Make Me Feel By: weemssapphic

I Need Your Touch NSFW By: brienneoftarth1989

Needy omega | NSFW By: @v3nusxsky

tolerate it By: billiedeansbitch

When you call my name. Do you think ill come running {part 1} By: marilynthornhillover

First Time Ch 5: Higher Level of Involvement By: cissyenthusiast010155

Mere Thought of You By: cissyenthusiast010155

My Girls | Agere By: @v3nusxsky

Under Her Desk NSFW By: brienneoftarth1989

Tattoo (NSFW) By: m1lflov3rr

Deja vu | NSFW By: @v3nusxsky

Loving You (NSFW) By: bloody-satans-sabbath

Love Notes (Chap. 6) By: queefanfiction

Life With You | NSFW By: @v3nusxsky

Little Cat (?) By: sapphos-ode

Baby. Part 4: I'm a shapeshifter By: makemyworldworthliving

Queen of the 18+ By: @v3nusxsky

All My Pictures of You By: weemssapphic

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goldenamaranthe-blog · 7 months

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Of all the bumbleby kids you made, which one would be as faceblind as yang and unable to recognise their mom without cat ears ?

Yin. Hands down. Yin. Tian isn't that oblivious. Keir is too much of a mama's boy. Kela is basically a copy paste version of Blake as a different faunus species. Yin... is basically Yang with black hair, and since the joke is that Yang would fall for faceblindness. Well....

*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*

Yang: (dressed as the Beast from Beauty and the Beast for a Halloween party) Blake, you ready to go?

Blake: (steps out wearing a blue and white Belle dress with a blue bow hiding her ears) Ready.

Yang: Whoa... Hey there, beautiful. Have you seen my wife?

Blake: (rolls eyes) Ha. Ha. Very funny. (goes up to Yang and gives a teasing tug to the cape clasp) Granted, I don't remember the Beast looking so good~

Yin (15): (walks into the room and gasps) Dagon! What are you doing?!

Yang: What?

Yin: (storms up to Blake) I don't know who you are, but I'll be damned if I let you be a little homewrecker with my family, you hussy!

Blake: (blinks) Homewrecker?

Yang: Hussy?

Yin: (rises her fists and activates her "Beast Claw")

Yang: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Yin! Take it easy! (pulls the bow off Blake's head)

Yin: (blinks) Oh, hi, Mom. Have you seen where that little homewrecker went?

Blake & Yang: (sigh in disbelief)

#bumbleby #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #rwby #rwby crack post #baby and the bees

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valsarchives · 1 year

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co-star soulmate - t.c (part 3)

Face Claim: Dove Cameron

Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 3

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callmewrinkles3 · 5 months

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Lulu

December 15, 2023

Some people said that Lulu was going to be late and be born on the 24th like the Christmas present she was. And because there was a bet that her middle name would be Noelle if it was. Charlie said that she'd be a good swiftie like her Mama and come on the 13th to share a birthday with the queen herself. But Blake was the one who came closest, saying she'd ruin everyone's bets on one column of the "Dan and Em are having a baby" betting pool by coming whenever she wanted. And in true Ricciardo fashion, Luna Grace appeared the one day that nobody had bet on.

It was the same as every night since Dan had gotten back from Abu Dhabi, Em cuddling against her husband while he rubbed her sore lower back. They knew they were into the last few nights as just two of them instead of three and they took advantage of it. Everything seemed as normal as Em thought it was, a low ache coming and going in her back. Her body was sore and out of room. Lulu needed to get ready to leave because her mum felt like she was about to burst before her due date arrived in five days.

But even with her discomfort things were good. They were really good. Charlie and Blake were in their own little engaged couple world after Blake's proposal on their anniversary. Their family was healthy and Dan could close his little finger fully now. He was happy and excited about going back to work in January with Red Bull and being back in the senior team. And Em was happier than she thought she could be.

Her head was in a good place, Mildred helping her prepare to be a mother and have her daughter. Mentally she was better than she'd been in most of her life. And she'd never admit it to Dan, probably never to anyone, but finding out that Michael wasn't going to be in the paddock next year gave her an extra peace of mind. So of course, just as she was starting to drift off to sleep, Lulu decided she was making her appearance.

Dan knew that people thought he was insane for not being scared to drive some of the fastest cars in the world for a living, or go dirt biking or mountain biking along forest trails. He was an adrenaline lover who enjoyed getting scared at least once a month. Even when Em asked him to not scare her. But the moment she looked up at him with big eyes and said she was in labour Dan could feel the panic creeping in.

He'd thought that Blake and Charlie staying with them until Em gave birth was insane. That they didn't need them there, as appreciative as they were. But Blake had insisted that Dan would freak the fuck out when it happened and he didn't want Dan driving Em to hospital alone. He'd insisted he was fine and didn't need it. But then when it happened he was so grateful that they were there. He just helped Em out, holding her hand as contractions happened and did whatever she needed to feel safe until they made it to the hospital.

From the first time he'd met her Dan knew Emmy was a force of nature. He'd known about the inner strength she had, but seeing her that early morning as she gritted her teeth and pushed was something he could never describe. He couldn't find the words to explain how it felt to watch her bringing their daughter into the world. After everything they'd been through together and on their own, after the year before putting herself together following her breakdown and making herself get better. She went through hell and crawled her way back and stopped Dan from drowning in his own emotions. She did all of that. She carried their daughter and kept her safe even when their plans for the year got turned upside down and they went back to travelling the world. Emmy did it with grace and poise and beauty, making it look easy when Dan knew it wasn't.

She said she was fine when he knew she was sore and wanted to take a deep breath and not need to pee every two minutes. Dan knew better than anyone how terrified she was. Her fear about not being a good mum. In the dark of night curled up against him admitting her fears about not being physically able to push their daughter out of her body and into the world. Admitting that yeah, she was scared about how it would hurt and she wasn't afraid to admit that she wanted an epidural as soon as it was possible. And even during all of that, she made it look easy, filling Dan with pride for his wife. He held out his hand for her to push and she forced him around the other side of the bed because she was afraid to hurt his left hand. Because even when she was in labour she looked after him instead of it being the other way round.

That entire night felt like watching a video at double speed. It was intense and he was holding Em's hand and pulling her hair back from her face, but the second he heard their daughter cry it was like everything just stopped. In full Ricciardo spirit Lulu entered the word with a loud cry to announce herself. It echoed around the room, bouncing around his ears and landing into his heart because that was his daughter and she was right there.

There was a list of things that Dan would never forget even if he tried. The first two were the most important moments of his relationship with Em. Seeing his Emmy for the first time was number one, arriving at Blake's with a shy smile and a bottle of wine in her hand, sitting next to him in her little black dress with long brown hair running down her back. Secondly was arriving home in Monaco to see her sandwiched between his parents. How she was too skinny and too pale and had clearly been crying but she was there and even with all the changes to both of them she still fit into his arms. The way he held onto her like she'd disintegrate and she grabbed him too.

After that were smaller moments that were no less important. When he saw her on their wedding days, her gorgeous dresses and shy smiles and the way she said "I do" without hesitation or fear. The first time he saw her holding Isaac or Isabella. They day on the couch in Perth when she fell asleep in his arms with Isaac against her chest and his head screamed love her love her love her love her. The look on her face when the pregnancy test came back positive in LA, that she really was pregnant.

The list could have gone on forever, but now sliding in straight at number one was the first time he laid eyes on his daughter. The night had felt like minutes instead of hours, but in the early dawn light Luna was born and time slowed down. His Emmy was a mum and everyone could know. The world could know that she was one and he was so fucking happy about it. After all the tears and pain and sadness and worry it was replaced by pure peace. His Emmy was a mum.

It was surreal to watch Em sit up in the bed with the help of pillows and take her daughter in her arms. It was like they were meant to be there and he was just the lucky man who got to love both of them as hard as he could. He was the one they chose because he was completely and utterly theirs. It was magical. Everything he'd done before wasn't as important because now she was there and he got to spend his life loving the two girls sitting on the bed in front of him. The tiny human in the lavender blanket and hat that her Mama had made for her over the last few weeks was going to grow up in front of him and he couldn't wait to see who she became.

One of the other bets that almost everyone put money on was Lulu's weight and height. Everyone expected her to be small and take after Em, but they were all entirely wrong. She was beautiful and healthy with dark hair already peeking out from her tiny hat, but the nurse confirmed she was four and a bit kilos which made Dan smile, already longer than average. He didn't know how he loved her so much already but he did.

"Ready to hold her, Dad?" Em asked, his jaw dropping as he looked at his wife and his daughter.

"I'm her dad. Holy fuck I'm her dad and you're her mum." Emmy giggled at his words, holding her arms out for him to take that precious bundle into his own. She fit there perfectly and his world turned upside down in seconds as the gravity hit him. His daughter.

"Hey Lulu. I'm your dad. And we are so excited that you're here. Thanks for waiting for me to get home, Sweetheart."

In that moment he felt exactly the same way he did when he got to hold Em in his arms for the first time. He didn't want to let her go ever again. Something in him told him that this moment would change his life and it was exactly the same now.

"I love you so much, baby girl. So, so much. Welcome to the world." He pushed a kiss to her so soft cheek, cursing the tears that were welling up for blurring his view of her face. It was forever carved into his memory, tiny lips pursed.

If Dan thought that letting Em go when she was going back to Perth and he had to go to Australia was hard, he was wrong compared to giving his daughter to the midwife. She was still in the room, they could see and hear her, but she needed to be checked over by the nurse. It broke his heart for the few minutes, but instead he focused on Em and wiped away the happy tears she'd let out at seeing them. Her hair got re-braided to keep it out of her face and he told her just how proud he was of her. She was the strongest, most badass human he'd ever known and he couldn't believe how lucky he was to get to share a life with her. He kissed her face and thanked her, repeating words of love as his wife said them right back until their daughter was safely in their arms again.

He knew he needed to go tell his parents that Em and Lulu were safe and healthy but he couldn't leave them. It wasn't until they'd been brought back to the comfort of their little room that he was ok with leaving Em for a moment. It was a nod to the nurse on guard duty to stop strangers getting into the maternity ward as he went out to the waiting room. Blake and Charlie were sitting waiting beside his parents as the four stood up for news. Congratulations, hugs and tears met Dan as he told them that Luna Ricciardo was there safe and well, and Emmy was fine. Sore and she'd be tired, but fine.

Grace and Joe went down to get coffee for everyone in the early morning, promising to come back with whatever cheesy goodness they could find for Em. While they were gone Dan took uncle Blake and auntie Charlie to meet their baby niece. It was as quiet as possible entering the room to not disturb either a sleeping newborn or new mother, but Em smiled and said hi as they entered. The new adults came to give Em a hug and congratulations while Dan picked his daughter up from the bedside crib she'd been placed in. He supported her head in the crook of his elbow as he walked slowly over to their friends, introducing the newest member of their family.

"Ok Lu, these are some pretty important people so best behaviour, yeah? This is your auntie Charlie and your uncle Blake. They're two of the people you can rely on the most in the world, it's why we picked them to be your godparents. They're pretty special like you."

"Oh my God look at her. Guys, she's beautiful," Blake whispered as he held his arms out to take the baby. Lulu grasped his finger with her tiny hand while he settled her down. "Thank God she looks like you, Timmy. Pretty like her mum."

"Hey Lulu, you're so - wait. Repeat what you just said?" Charlie's gazze went straight from Lulu to Dan and Em as she took in what Dan had said. They hadn't told her she was going to be Lulu's godmother. Godfather was an easy choice, it was always going to be Blake and he'd known since he knew about the pregnancy, but it took months to decide who would be godmother. And in the end it was an easy decision. They'd only known her a year but Charlie had been a rock. They knew if anything happened she'd be there, and even if she didn't need to raise Lulu she'd be a friend and comfort and support. If anything happened to the two of them the papers were all written out, Blake and Charlie knew they'd raise Lulu. It was the perfect decision.

"I know you've a bunch of nieces and nephews and you're godmother to some of them, so I figured another one wouldn't be a problem?" Em forced herself to shrug, acting like it wasn't a big deal when in reality it meant everything to every single person in that room.

"Wanna hold her when your fiance stops hogging the baby?" Dan asked, looking straight at Charlie. His wife's best friend was wiping tears away while she stared at Lulu.

"Are you sure?" The unasked second part of "about making me her godmother" hung in the air.

"Hundred percent."

Dan watched his friends hold the newest love of her life while he put an arm around his wife's shoulders and waited for his parents to come back in. For the first time in almost three years things felt right.

#call it what you want fic #ciwyw drabble #daniel ricciardo drabble #formula 1 drabbler #formula one drabbler #f1 drabbler #ciwyw writing

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Welcome back for another instalment of DTS BREAKDOWN!

Please don’t read below if you don’t want spoilers!

S6E2 (FALL FROM GRACE)

-It’s become a necessity that we get Christian Horner at Home in Oxfordshire with special guest SANTA CLAUS

-Who’s first place in your heart? Christian response Daniel Ricciardo (same girl, same)

-We love a Daniel montage and so does DTS

-Daddy Horner to the rescue (and the sly AT pitstop ohh I wonder what that could possibly mean? 😂)

-Danny in Red Bull is prime material

-Fall From Grace I see what you did there DTS (well played with mama Ricciardo’s name feature, well played)

-Ohh Nyck your first and (not even a whole year) your last

-Not Nyck watching a how to shoot video on YouTube before going to Red Bulls charity event (did you do that with an F1 car too? Because you watched a dud. Sorry not sorry 🤷🏻‍♀️)

-Of course Daniel stands there and acts like he’s the target getting shoot at and then flailing with the English language (I too do that too often)

-Nyck saying he doesn’t like aggression but harmony (you do know what manufacturer you’re working with?)

-Using Danny as a PR whore (I would like to book him in please)

-Daniel jokingly saying he prepares all of Checo’s and Max’s meals (didn’t Checo get food poisoning at one point? 😂)

-Please fuck off Danica

-Yuki ‘but anyway, I’ll beat him’ and smash Nyck you did honey

-Nyck in an interview: ‘The potential was there, um but uh we just didn’t quite get it together, it is the way it is, and, uh, we’ll move on’ (couldn’t have put your F1 career in a nutshell any better)

-Why am I watching Nyck clean he’s apartment fucking sliding doors?

-Nyck saying not my style as he points to a Lamborghini as he drives basically a tok tok (I’m sorry please tell me again why you want to drive in F1?)

-OMG HE DROVE THE TOK TOK TO PLAY LAWN BALLS (you clearly like the slow life just call it a fucking day)

-Max on a boat in Monaco SIMPLY LOVELY

-Not DTS interviewing Alex and Pierre about Red Bull having no mercy 😂

-Christian asking Daniel at Monaco if anyone’s held talks with him yet (Mate we all know your chatting shit and have him locked in already 😂)

-Adrian sitting next to Nyck on the boat thinking mate you’ll never drive my beast you are unworthy

-Nyck at Monaco: how do you not know where the switch is?

-Hey Daniel, it’s Christian!! AHHHHHHHH ITS HAPPENNING AHHHHHHHH

-TYRE TEST, TYRE TEST WOOT WOOT AND BLAKEY BOY

-Not Daniel saying the suits still fits but it’s tight (honey have you seen the 🍑 you got growing back there?)

-Things you love to here (Simon Rennie on the radio)

-They got Daniel’s first lap spin 😂

-The fucking smile on Blake’s face when Christian comes over and says ‘are you and your cohort available’ (Blakey boy poker face buddy poker face) 😂

-Ohh I’m crying Danny got the good news and he’s all quiet and shy (you know he’s overwhelmed) and so am I

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