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makifishcake · 14 days

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Saiki is overstumulated :( Kuboyasu to the rescue!!

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And then they went home <3

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Me worshipping my newest creation:::

Nobody likes when Saiki is upset >:( including myself

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goldenamaranthe-blog · 4 months

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Skin to Skin: Baby and the Bees

One week after Yang and Ruby brought an orphaned baby Faunus back to their safehouse in Vacuo.

Baby: (completely flush and shivering, lethargic, and whimpering)

Blake: Mom, I'm really starting to worry about her. Is there anything we can do?

Kali: Unfortunately, babies can't have most pharmaceutical medications, and I've already tried every holistic remedy I know.

Yang: So, there's literally nothing we can do?

Blake: (strokes the baby's cheek)

Kali: (watches as the baby wiggles her head weakly, almost like she's trying to keep the hand on her face) ....I have an idea, and honestly I'm a little upset I didn't think of it sooner. Some mother I am.

Blake & Yang: What is it?!

Kali: Blake, dear, take off your shirt, please?

Blake: (blinks with a blush) Excuse you?

Kali: Take off your shirt.

Blake: .........You take off your shirt.

Kali: Dear, I don't think Yang would appreciate seeing her future mother-in-law topless.

Yang: (covers her eyes as a steaming red blush colors her entire face) Kali!

Blake: Mom! Y-Yang and I haven't even- W-We haven't-

Kali: Had sex? I'm honestly surprised by that. But, that's besides the point! This is to help the baby. Now (claps her hands) chop-chop! Off with the shirt!

Blake: (whining) Why???

Kali: Just trust the process, dear.

Blake: (groans) Fine! (takes off her shirt and stands awkwardly) Now what?

Yang: (eyes unconsciously zero in on Blake's almost naked torso)

Kali: Bra too.

Blake: MOM!!!

Yang: If this is how I die, I day a happy woman.

Blake: (gulps and slowly takes off her bra, quickly covering her breasts after dropping the garment) There! Now, what?! Are you going to tell me I need to lose my pants next???

Yang: (slowly sitting down to keep from fainting)

Kali: Hardly, that would be cruel. (picks up the baby, unwraps her from her swaddle blanket, and removes her clothes so she's in her diaper before gently pushing her into Blake's arms) Hold her against your breasts, dear. She needs skin to skin contact. Head up, good. Now, cradle the baby scrunch. Perfect.

Blake: (holding the baby tenderly against her chest as Kali tucks the blanket back around the baby) W-What now?

Kali: Just flash your aura a little bit, dear. Not too much. She won't be able to handle too much at once. She's still little.

Blake: Okay... (gently flashes her aura, causing the baby's own, bright orange aura to flash momentarily)

Baby: (stops whimpering and slowly nuzzles into Blake's chest with a little coo)

Blake:

Yang: (in complete aw) Is... Is she better?

Kali: She should be fine now, but keep the skin to skin up. (sighs) I cannot believe I forgot about the kangaroo hold. What kind of mother and grandmother am I?

Yang: (stands up and wraps a second blanket around Blake's shoulders) How are you doing?

Blake: I'm fine. It's just that... (glances at the sleeping baby pressed against her chest) This is a different feeling than I've had all week. I don't really know how to describe it.

Yang: Good or bad?

Blake: Good. (kisses Yang's cheek) Definitely good.

Link to Original Baby and the Bees

#bumbleby #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #rwby #baby and the bees #kangaroo hold #sick baby #skin to skin #Yang would probably be the one to initiate skin to skin but I wanted to give Blake some time to shine #blake would be a good mama #kind of long post #as a female second parent this does feel different

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lylahammar · 3 months

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Randomly thinkin about Chilchuck today, and how he tries sooooo hard to self sabotage

like for example, other half foots on the island think that he's a greedy asshole who only cares about money, and he does nothing to try to disprove that

but then there's this omake at the end of book 9 that shows that people treat half foots fucking TERRIBLY and chilchuck started a union to protect them

and then in the bicorn chapter, he doesn't want Marcille to keep digging into his personal business so he tells her he CHEATED ON HIS WIFE

but he just COMPLETELY fuckin lied about that and made himself sound so much worse than he is bc he's afraid of being vulnerable with people and would rather everyone believes he's a shitty person so he can keep them at a distance

and the thing that's memed so often is that he refuses to help with fighting most of the time because it's not part of his contract

but if you take this lore into account (not gonna add those particular images to this post simply bc I've used them in so many posts already LMAO) along with this tidbit from the world guide:

then it's like. yeah he has to keep his weight low so if he gets killed or severely injured and has to be healed, that could be really dangerous for him. and even if he was healed at that point he'd end up being a burden to the party after that point, he would be too dangerously thin/sickly to be able to help.

Like, Chilchuck has so many things about him that APPEAR to be character flaws, but every single one of them has a very reasonable explanation. He just leans into the mischaracterization bc he's emotionally withholding and can handle people thinking he's an asshole more than he can handle opening up to anyone. he's such a well thought out and interesting character

#someone commented about his weight management on my fatness lore post and it got me spinning chil around in my brain #had to do a lil infodumpy post about it eheh #it's fun to make fun of chilchuck but he's really secretly a very kind and selfless guy when it comes down to it #dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi spoilers #delicious in dungeon #delicious in dungeon spoilers #chilchuck tims #long post #lyla's talking again

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egophiliac · 27 days

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bring back zooterkins, the best 17th-century swear word

I don't normally do Just Characters Swearing, but. ...this kind of wrote itself and then wouldn't leave my head. it comes from both a piece of character-writing advice that has always stuck with me, and also my conviction that Leona is 1000% funnier as a character if his dialogue has to stay G-rated. let Kalim say fuck, but don't let Leona say bastard.

(I'm sorry)

#art #twisted wonderland #(sort of atemporally somewhere between episodes 6 and 7?)#(i - i wanted that lilia joke okay)#long post #tumblr went 'you can post up to 30 images now :)' and i was like well okay then #anyway once again i'm sorry #i'd say i don't know why i did this but actually it is because i wanted kalim to scandalize everyone #i tried to keep it...you know...tasteful. a tasteful amount of fucks.#hey remember how the framing premise for the original birthday interviews was that yuu worked for the school paper #because i have never forgotten. in my head they are still getting up to all kinds of wacky reporting hijinks.

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andthebeanstalk · 11 months

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Today my therapist introduced me to a concept surrounding disability that she called "hLep".

Which is when you - in this case, you are a disabled person - ask someone for help ("I can't drink almond milk so can you get me some whole milk?", or "Please call Donna and ask her to pick up the car for me."), and they say yes, and then they do something that is not what you asked for but is what they think you should have asked for ("I know you said you wanted whole, but I got you skim milk because it's better for you!", "I didn't want to ruin Donna's day by asking her that, so I spent your money on an expensive towing service!") And then if you get annoyed at them for ignoring what you actually asked for - and often it has already happened repeatedly - they get angry because they "were just helping you! You should be grateful!!"

And my therapist pointed out that this is not "help", it's "hLep".

Sure, it looks like help; it kind of sounds like help too; and if it was adjusted just a little bit, it could be help. But it's not help. It's hLep.

At its best, it is patronizing and makes a person feel unvalued and un-listened-to. Always, it reinforces the false idea that disabled people can't be trusted with our own care. And at its worst, it results in disabled people losing our freedom and control over our lives, and also being unable to actually access what we need to survive.

So please, when a disabled person asks you for help on something, don't be a hLeper, be a helper! In other words: they know better than you what they need, and the best way you can honor the trust they've put in you is to believe that!

Also, I want to be very clear that the "getting angry at a disabled person's attempts to point out harmful behavior" part of this makes the whole thing WAY worse. Like it'd be one thing if my roommate bought me some passive-aggressive skim milk, but then they heard what I had to say, and they apologized and did better in the future - our relationship could bounce back from that. But it is very much another thing to have a crying shouting match with someone who is furious at you for saying something they did was ableist. Like, Christ, Jessica, remind me to never ask for your support ever again! You make me feel like if I asked you to call 911, you'd order a pizza because you know I'll feel better once I eat something!!

Edit: crediting my therapist by name with her permission - this term was coined by Nahime Aguirre Mtanous!

Edit again: I made an optional follow-up to this post after seeing the responses. Might help somebody. CW for me frankly talking about how dangerous hLep really is.

#hlep #original #mental health #my sympathies and empathies to anyone who has to rely on this kind of hlep to get what they need.#the people in my life who most need to see this post are my family but even if they did I sincerely doubt they would internalize it #i've tried to break thru to them so many times it makes my head hurt. so i am focusing on boundaries and on finding other forms of support #and this thing i learned today helps me validate those boundaries. the example with the milk was from my therapist.#the example with the towing company was a real thing that happened with my parents a few months ago while I was age 28. 28!#a full adult age! it is so infantilizing as a disabled adult to seek assistance and support from ableist parents.#they were real mad i was mad tho. and the spoons i spent trying to explain it were only the latest in a long line of #huge family-related spoon expenditures. distance and the ability to enforce boundaries helps. haven't talked to sisters for literally the #longest period of my whole life. people really believe that if they love you and try to help you they can do no wrong.#and those people are NOT great allies to the chronically sick folks in their lives.#you can adore someone and still fuck up and hurt them so bad. will your pride refuse to accept what you've done and lash out instead?#or will you have courage and be kind? will you learn and grow? all of us have prejudices and practices we are not yet aware of.#no one is pure. but will you be kind? will you be a good friend? will you grow? i hope i grow. i hope i always make the choice to grow.#i hope with every year i age i get better and better at making people feel the opposite of how my family's ableism has made me feel #i will see them seen and hear them heard and smile at their smiles. make them feel smart and held and strong.#just like i do now but even better! i am always learning better ways to be kind so i don't see why i would stop

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violent138 · 19 days

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During Tim's early days, the principal called Bruce once to report that Tim had a lot of bruises.

Bruce, pretty sure he knows where this is going: "Well there's a reasonable explanation for this--"

Tim, kind of sheepish: "It's from the Bo staff."

Bruce, turning fully on the chair to look at him.

Tim, fidgeting a little: "I've been practicing kind of a lot with it recently."

Bruce, suddenly incredibly proud: "Yes," turns back to the suspicious principal. "He insists on getting into these really niche extra curriculars. For college."

Principal, looking between them: "Bo staff? What is that, exactly?"

Tim: "I can show you if you like? Do you mind?"

The principal shrugs and Tim steps out, returning with a broom.

He does a one handed figure eight spin and wipes the Principal's mug right off the desk, causing it to shatter on the floor.

Tim: "Oh shit."

Bruce, speaking over the principal, standing up: "Excellent, just loosen your grip a little more."

Tim, rolling his eyes: "It's a pretty basic move B, and you know it--"

Bruce, excited that Tim's taken an interest: "Just the beginning, tonight we'll practice some real moves, build your repertoire in defense and offense--"

Tim, grinning: "I'd like that, I've also been working on--"

Principal, clearing her throat: "I think I've seen all I need to see."

#Kind of a long one #Inspired by my unfun time with the calli sticks #Tim Drake #Batman #Bruce Wayne #Dc comics #Text post #3 am batposting #batfamily

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gl1tchi · 1 year

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list of my old character inspired playlists from some fandoms im not in anymore*

*(homestuck & danganronpa)

so a lot of these r too short but i almost definitely wont update in the future so like. peace sign. also spoilers?

homestuck

aradia megido (6 songs)

karkat vantas (9 songs)

vriska serket (9 songs)

gamzee makara (11 songs)

eridan ampora (7 songs)

danganronpa

angie yonaga (6 songs)

celestia ludenberg (11 songs)

gonta gokuhara (10 songs)

gundham tanaka (8 songs) (i do not fukcing remember why suburbia overture is on there)

hajime hinata (11 songs)

himiko yumeno (7 songs)

k1-b0 (6 songs)

kaito momota (6 songs)

kirumi tojo (4 songs)

kokichi oma (14 songs)

korekiyo shinguji (19 songs)

kotoko utsugi (15 songs)

jataro kemuri (7 songs)

junko enoshima (17 songs)

(intermission so tumblr doesnt shit😇)

masaru daimon (6 songs)

mikan tsumiki (16 songs)

miu iruma (6 songs)

monaca towa (9 songs)

mukuro ikusaba (11 songs)

nagisa shingetsu (7 songs)

nagito komaeda (14 songs)

rantaro amami (6 songs)

ryoma hoshi (13 songs)

shuichi saihara (9 songs)

tenko chabashira (8 songs)

toko fukawa/genocider syo (15 songs)

tsumugi shirogane (8 songs)

hajime & nagito (6 songs)

bonus these ones. shipping

tenko/himiko (7 songs)

gonta/korekiyo (14 songs)

#kind of long post #⚠️ interest-posting.exe #i still have no idea how i ended up with so fucking many danganronpa ones #like when did that even happen #i do still make playlists abt characters cuz its fun i feel like theyre better now that i dont have 200 at a time with like 4 songs each #anyway just wanted to archive thm cuz they have been like collecting dust #im tired bye this look a lot out of me for some reason

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ultrafangirlishness · 9 months

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The Barbie Movie.

A small, non-comprehensive list of things that stood out to me (spoilers? Kind of?)

The soundtrack

All the jokes that played off of what it was actually like to play with barbies (the pool & ocean being flat, the cups having no drinks in them, the shower having no water, etc.

TRANS BARBIE

The choreography

The "I Am Kenough" tie-dye sweater

Barbies of many shapes and sizes! All very beautiful!

THE ENDING, OH MA LORD. Both the way the story concluded really beautifully, but also the ending joke that no one was prepared for—

Just... everything about Ryan Gosling's performance

Kate McKinnon playing the deranged, "ugly" Barbie

In the same vein, that movie would NOT have been complete without representing the kids who played with their dolls "too hard" (cutting their hair, bending them in weird ways, etc.)

Acknowledging that Barbie did in fact mean a lot to some girls. This movie was geared towards everyone, whether you grew up loving Barbie or hating her.

The mom and her daughter

The fact that when Barbie was starting to become "defective" and/or when she was in the real world, you could start to see her ""flaws"". Like I noticed in some scenes her eyebrows were unplucked and no longer perfectly sculpted, or her skin no longer perfectly smooth with foundation.

It was clear that SO much thought and research was put into this. I couldn't believe how many references there were to specific clothing items, certain playsets, etc.

The fact that Barbie and Ken DIDN'T end up together, and that Barbie DIDN'T indulge Ken in his flirtations (is that a word?) even once

THE FACT THAT I WAS SO CLOSE TO ACTUAL TEARS LIKE SEVEN TIMES???? LIKE WHAT????

The weird dark humor coming out of nowhere

The fact that Barbie never once looked at the human women (who were "imperfect" in comparison to her) with disgust

......the moment between her and the woman on the bench 😭😭😭

The mom's rant about how hard it is being a woman (esp a mother) and how you can never win 🙌🙏

The misogyny in the Real World was so well done. It wasn't overexaggated or over the top it was just NORMAL EVERYDAY LIFE

THE JOKE ABOUT HAVING A MAN SIT YOU DOWN TO TALK ABOUT THE GODFATHER ASDJGKDLW

The moment where I went "OH so THAT'S where the mugshot memes came from"

Ruth Handler <3

The fact that everyone came to the theater dressed either in pink or Barbie-like attire :)

#barbie #barbie movie #barbie spoilers #spoilers #kind of? lol #non-spoiler #barbenheimer #the barbie movie #barbie meme #long post

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magicomens · 5 months

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Hellooo I'm back sooner than expected! I had a drawing marathon bc I want to post part 7 in two weeks for cruel irony purposes (Merlin fans might have an idea)

First >> Prev >> Next

#good omens #bbc merlin #aziraphale #crowley #magic omens au #art #comic #I cant tell if Undead!Crowley is an abomination or kind of funny #maybe both #I ended up drawing ten (10) (!!!) pages and for what?#an action scene #who have I become #long post

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drawnbythestream · 19 days

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Obi-wan and his friend Bant Eerin having a sad moment after certain events

#star wars fanart #obi wan kenobi #bant eerin #I was going to save this for a long sketch dump type post #But then again it’s the most complete art I’ve done in a while #Even has a background and everything #I’ve been making my way through the Jedi Apprentice books and I have mixed feelings #Ranging from “this is great 😭💛” to “wow they would never! I’m glad this isn’t canon”#But anyway I was happy to find that Obi-wan has a sweet friend named Bant and I would like to see more of her in stuff #…also I drew this kind of small…since it was supposed to be part of a whole lineup of drawings but then I ran out of drive/energy #So… the rest will be posted some other time

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popsicle-stick · 4 months

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society if vampire lucy survived as the mirror to dracula with her 3 weed smoking vampiric boyfriends

✨commissions open ✨

#wheres that post that said dracula and lucy should deploy their respective polycules in a kind of pokemon battle. yeah that's the thesis #dracula #dracula daily #lucy westenra #quincey morris #arthur holmwood #jack seward #every time i post embarassing art online i feel the need to log off for ten years #i spent too long on this i wanna throw it online and forget!! this is based of a sketch that's like....a year old lmao #lottieart

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malin-la · 3 months

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MASSIVE SPOILERS FOR HAZBIN HOTEL EPISODE 6

“I wouldn’t forget a bad bitch like you, it’s why I named you after the best thing ever, Vaggie.”

“Actually it’s pronounced Vaggie”

It’s such a ridiculous line that’s meant to be taken as a joke but it implies so much about the way heaven operates.

Hell is composed of two large groups: the hell-born, and the sinners. With all the questions posed in episode 6, it’s kind of hard to place how the other side works or how people even get into heaven, but the line above helps place them into one of two systems

1. There are no “heaven-born” angels, there are only those who have been saved after their Earthly death. While this theory seems less likely, it is solidified when Sera calls Adam “the first to enter heaven” and not just “the first man” in the courthouse scene.

If this were the truth, Adam naming Vaggie would have some pretty screwed up implications such as heaven completely stripping human souls of their previous identities to better fit whatever role they need to play “for the greater good of all angels”

2. The second theory is that, much like Hell, Heaven has both earthly souls that have ascended and heaven-born angels that hold higher rank. This theory is also pretty solidified by the presence of a clear defined ranking system in the angels that seems to have more to do with bloodline (Emily and Sera) that with deserved power being passed down.

If this were the truth though, that would mean that some heaven-born angels were created (spawned? born?) simply to serve as exorcists. Kind of like the “guard class” of bees in a hive that are already born with the attack skills and genetics they need to defend their Queen. That would be why Adam named Vaggie, because working as an exorcist would be all she’d ever known at the time.

TLDR: it’s fucked up no matter how you look at it

#this is such a long post #I hope people see it though #this kind of just came to me in a flash and I had to figure out how to turn my thoughts into words #hazbin hotel spoilers #hazbin hotel #vaggie #vaggie hazbin hotel

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ruporas · 9 months

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