Tumgik
#big brain energy 👏
lipglossanon · 5 months
Note
Dark step-dad/corrupt cop Leon are the type to FaceTime you while he’s away, and near the end say “alright now let me talk to my other favorite girl” and you get confused until you realize he’s talking about your pussy. He literally has you put your camera on your pussy, you aren’t allowed to touch or anything, and he just coos and talks at your pussy likes it’s it’s own person, and it makes you wet and he just coos “oh both my precious girls are crying for me”
-🐶
🐶 anon!!! I’ve missed you 😭 (and watch there’ll be so many missed asks from you cause I’m a dork and jump around my inbox🤣)
AGAJCL yes!!! They’re so unhinged but they make it work for them 🤭
And both of them say the meanest most degrading things as soon as they see you getting wet as they talk to your pussy
And when they get back, they have you splayed out on the bed but totally ignore you to praise your pretty cunt, making out with it and not you, telling ‘her’ how much they missed the way ‘she’ tastes 🥴 🥴
30 notes · View notes
Text
Otama is the real mastermind. A child coming up with idea like this is really genius 👏
3 notes · View notes
exstasyplague · 8 months
Text
UnPopular Jujutsu Kaisen Opinions (with arguments) PT 2
hi god. it's me again. :)
—manga spoilers!
☆ Sukuna is not stronger than Gojo
right.
i've noticed that both hardcore gojo fans and sukuna fans are delusional; almost on the same tier as the kpop stans that say their oppar is an angelic virgin who will marry them. they are willing to trash the character fighting against their favourite in a genuinely petty way 💀
in the manga it's said clearly that even back in the heian day, sukuna's presence didn't cause much uproar because times were rougher back then. the ones alive had a certain type of blood thirst so you were strong by default if you weren't dead. was sukuna the strongest back then and eventually made himself a name? yes.
gojo's birth caused a disbalance in the world.
let's not forget that. in shibuya, when he expanded his domain for 0.2 seconds, the people subjected to that received 6 months worth of information and had to be hospitalised for weeks.
Tumblr media
(that's one of my favourite manga panels, btw. will get to that in a second)
let's do some maths.
a minute has 60 seconds. 60÷0.2= 300. 300x6months=1800. in a minute, you get 1800 months' worth of information. 1800÷12= 150. 150 years in a minute. 150÷6= 25. sukuna got information input worth 25 years of non-stop intense brain activity.
that's not only a face of brain damage. sukuna is shook by how powerful that shit was. mad props to him for enduring that. 👏
what's the point of this? to understand that gojo's power is terrifying. that shit hits you properly? it's over. it's not even instant death. it's absolute. no way, chance of recovery.
but sukuna is more well-versed in curse energy. he has a deeper understanding of it. that's his strongest skill— knowledge. gojo with his 6 Eyes can't sense people from a big distance well. sukuna could feel megumi hurting from kilometres away just because he dissected the theory of cursed energy that well, no innate technique. his use of RTC also shows that— it's one thing to get the hang of it, an entirely different one to understand it. sukuna could literally cure cancer if he wanted. (au! doctor sukuna? 🤭🤭 hanibal lecter way since he's a canon cannibal. that's how he became besties with uraume, they KNEW how to cook.)
but then you guys will be like: "ok plague, but doesn't that mean their power is equal since they both excel on their separate things?" no. LOL. knowledge can be attained— if gojo with his natural skills would have sukuna's knowledge... yeah. it would be over. but gojo is gojo and doesn't like putting in effort so he is balanced like that.
this fight is mastery vs innate talent among many other things. one of the main messages in jujutsu kaisen, especially in the plasma vessel arc, is that being powerful is sometimes not enough. and that's exactly gojo is so damn strong; he's the perfect one to prove that point. that's why he struggles against my fraudulent sweet prince. 😍
☆ Maki will never be Toji
never. lol.
people compare them, especially the ones in the jjk world because there are no other heavenly restricted people to draw a parallel between. toji's strength doesn't only come from the fact that he maxxed up his body. it's also his mentality and life philosophy— which maki will never be able to embody. giving up on everything. being all alone. giving up even on yourself and your pride, living to kill and killing to live. that's a certain desperation that's so powerful and strengthening it can not even be called desperation, just something rooting from a VERY similar place with it. toji was rejected by everything and he rejected everything around him. until he didn't and well... we know how that ended. 💀
her own principles will take her on a different path. this is not an opinion about power scaling or whatever, it's as simple as it sounds. SHE IS STRONG. BUT WILL EVOLVE DIFFERENTLY. maki is accepted by some people, by her friends. maki also has her sister; with whom she had a love-hate relationship wtv but in the end mai becomes her greatest motivation and unleash point. plus, maki became besties with that blood clan guy for whatever reason, i don't mind but that's more so to solidify my point. she was able to forge new connections and maintain her old ones.
Tumblr media
+ all great villains/ op protags have some backstories. some curses wanted to become the real humans. some mfs were homeless. maki ain't broke enough for this toji shit bruh.
☆ Kashimo is overhyped
🤓
"when kashimo wipes out his SUPER SEKRET CURSED TECHNIQUE—" bro. shut. the. fucx. up. my man can wipe out his d1ck and all it's gonna get him is an honorary spot on rule 34.
Tumblr media
he's has an unhinged mentality but that doesn't mean he is a goat. his only purpose in life (reason why kenjaku tapped that ass a bit) is to duel sukuna. very cool. but come on bro. YOU KNOW he is gonna have max 1-2 cool badass moments before he goes like "lul, xd. guess my life nice. bye bye minna-san☺️. the true jujutsu kaisen is the friends we made along the way."
DON'T GET ME WRONG.
if he actually does something cool and badass that will influence the plot beyond adding few cold ass panels, GGs. but there is literally no reason for all the WILD dick buffing this man is getting as of now. no basis.
you know he low-key shitting his pants watching that fight going on— would it be totally in character for him to get excited and hop in for the lols just to see how much damage/influence he'd have? yeah. but that's only because of his ambition. kthx
☆ Nanami has one of the best mentalities
i don't know and i don't care if this is popular/ unpopular.
NANAMI. THE. GOAT.
in a shonen world filled with adults that push all the responsibility on children while they fucx off to party, he is refreshingly aware of the importance his position as an adult holds. (itachi, kakashi, sasuke and naruto could've really used a nanami. you didn't hear that from me though.)
even if in the beginning he didn't really like yuji and only viewed him as sukuna's vessel, a mistake for the jujutsu world, his mentality was: "you are a kid. my priority as an adult is to make sure you are safe." (not exact quotes. when tumblr lets me post more than 10 pics i'll spam you with manga panels, i promise.)
then, he grew fonder of him etc.
"even if you are a sorcerer, you are still a kid. you shouldn't be the one to blame yourself for x event. that's the the business of adults."
in the first light novel, even gojo told nanami that he is the type to be able to save a child's heart from the poison the jujutsu world has to offer. gojo says something among the lines of "for grown ups, the poisons this world has to offer are many and we learn how to deal with them. but for a soul as enthusiastic (as yuji's and many others' teens) one poison like is enough to mess them up for life. exactly because you are the type of sorcerer to know that i'm asking you to look after yuji, even if once, as the individual he is, not sukuna's vessel."
Tumblr media
as he was dying, a death filled with doubts and frustrations towards everything— he still thought about yuji's sake. he didn't want to become a curse to him. he could've said "well, i won't see his misery anw so i can put all this sh1t pissing me off on him". (would've been me fr, my self control 0)
that is peak adulting. peak. peak. peak.
RIP. you were one of the best, nanamin 🙏
another proof that you don't need to be mad powerful to be great and impactful.
Tumblr media
☆ Interfering in the fight between Gojo and Sukuna would be dumb
small jjk history lesson with your favourite sensei~! ✨
who is this individual? 🤔
Tumblr media
haruta shigemo!! 🎉
haruta shigemo was recruited to help the bad scawwyy villains to help with their plans!! yayy. all clear so far. gr8. he is not as strong as a grade 1 sorcerer but his innate technique is luck so he is super duper useful in battles!! (very cool, i know ^^)
now, let's see what happened with haruta shigemo once he faced sukuna (who was busy exorcising mahoraga).
Tumblr media
it's fuck1ng OVER man. i've just explained how powerful gojo is and he is striking sukuna with the intent to kill. also let's not forget: sukuna himself is very fuck1ng strong. those two want to rip eachother's throats out. gojo doesn't really care so much about megumi's safety and that's a very sensible smart choice since anything is better than letting him be as he is.
"but— plague 🙄, if he is close to geting backshots then ofc people should help!! they should go against the 2 shikigamis!!! they should've stepped in from the moment gojo's nose bled."
Tumblr media
the ONLY instance where it would be ok for someone to step in is when Gojo is literally laying on the ground DEAD or in a state similar with the thing he had with toji. (hopefully it won't happen, my majestic king gotta see another day 😔 👑)
NEVER FORGET.
haruta shigemo 🙏
☆ Side characters are meant to be side characters
crazy.
like sure bro. i cope too. IT'S FINE TO COPE. as long as you know you're coping.
Tumblr media
but people get dead ass pissed off at gege because they "haven't seen todo in 10 years. haven't seen utahime in 1000 wet dreams. haven't seen gakuganji at the retirement home in 306 days."
i wonder why. wow. maybe it's because they are the supporting cast. stop. take a break. it's hard for everybody. i miss some characters too. but the focus on the story simply is not on them.
Tumblr media
let me know what other copium I should debate 😘
79 notes · View notes
bittersweetresilience · 4 months
Text
sunny's year half year in review
because i am all about that self celebration 👏
achievements
🏅 joined a fandom 🏅 got married (🌖) 🏅 made friends (🏮🌺🌋🍜🍀🕊️🦌🧬💤🦎🦭☄️✍️🪨🪶🦚💝🎞️🪄🍞) 🏅 learned new things (📸🪡📑) 🏅 sunnyscrambles
creations
an ongoing amélie dissertation in sentitwin soulmate au. next chapter will be posted on new year's day and will feature art from @moonieratty!
félix and amélie webweaves. my favorites that i've made! all literature is from my graham de vanily reading lists.
ladynoir amv. so many episodes in this. my storage space...
multifandom webweave. the first one i made and still very important to me!
i entered a feverish haze after @nemaliwrites's remixes introduced me to a softer world and the result was Feelings.
my favorite fic i wrote this year. mind the trigger warnings.
recommendations
running in the shadow
i cannot describe how much this fic means to me. i left hundreds of messages during my liveread and i wept all through my comment and my reblog and still it's not nearly enough. it's one of my favorite gifts, one of my favorite fics, and one of my favorite works of art i've ever seen. thank you to @wackus-bonkus-maximus for being a role model, an inspiration, and my first fandom friend.
i love you (for senti-mental reasons)
as the head of the as time goes by pr team, i would be remiss not to recommend something from this series! félix in this universe makes me turn into dynamite. second recommendation is betcha on land (they understand). i'm a big fan of @redundant-lava, you see.
i know there's been pain this year (but it's time to let it go)
what's there not to like about @ninadove's sentitwins? her christmas fic blew me away. i love her creative costume designs, her references to classics and video games, and her accompanying fic art. honorable mentions to la nuit, tous les chats sont gris and everything i did (i did for you).
bon voyage
one of the original highlights of my summer. the dream sequence in chapter four blew my mind. the way this fic was planned to end drives me nuts in the best way.
bell the cat
the single most amazing fantasy au i've read. i'm regularly awed by how incredible it is, and awed by @heartfulselkie's writing, art, and person in general. if i learned how to bind books, this would be at the top of my list. i keep saying it because it's true.
thirteen
our monthly dosage of pain, exquisite backstory exploration, and gorgeous @anna-scribbles prose. i'm always a sucker for pre-canon and this is The fic for adrien pre-canon fans. christmas félix will make me explode.
a rose by any other name
i love everything @asukiess makes but shoutout to loveybug au for being such a fun and creative time for the lovesquare fandom. this fic also comes with the loveyvelours art of all time. the other day i started thinking about kuro neko unprompted. autumn is in my brain...
phoenix félix
this isn't a fic, but i'll never miss a chance to scream about art by @luckychatons. phoenix félix is immortalized in my discord profile picture. i'm blessed to receive secret félix doodles and catsona designs on the down low!
moonie
just scroll through their entire art account. everything they make is an eye feast, and they haven't even posted the half of it. my partner and creative inspiration. the moon to my sun. buy them a coffee for always supporting dead girls club.
47 notes · View notes
yellowloid · 9 months
Text
my experience at am's show (rock in roma, ippodromo delle capannelle - 16/07/2023)
SO you know the drill by now this is the compulsory recap post i need to write because i'm terrified of forgetting about things and i also have so much more footage this time around (i basically recorded the whole concert while in paris i kinda did but idk i had much less stuff it was my first time so i was just too overwhelmed ajfnwidjsj). you knew it was coming i just needed to sort my thoughts out and i know some of those things have already been said but idc i'm writing them down anyway + i rewatched all my videos so i have a lot to say so LET'S GO
• first of all i want to preface this by saying that it was +40° degrees in rome and gates were opened at 3pm. opening bands started at ~6:30 and am came on stage at 9:40. needless to say everyone was cooking under the sun and slowly losing our collective minds i swear i've never drunk so much water my entire life and still felt like i was shrinking
• it was also my first proper concert standing in a pit + i was lucky enough to have tickets for the closest section to the stage and kind of a decent view despite the fact that i'm literally 5'2
• still i confirmed my opinion that i very much prefer seated tickets (not a big fan of standing in a crowd i must admit) ESPECIALLY when it comes to summer concerts because there was literally NO AIR just weed smoke and most importantly sweat i swear i couldn't breathe. we were fairly close to the stage but at what cost
• i wasn't particularly excited about the opening acts (as i wasn't for inhaler back in may) BUT i have to say they both slayed so hard??? willie j healey was so fucking cute and thoughtful with the crowd (we were under the shadow of the stage but the more far back section of the pit was directly under the scorching sun his whole set and he kept asking if they were okay) and the hives hyped up the crowd so fucking much??? their stage presence was incredible everyone loved them
• the breaks in between opening acts and am were filled with the festival replaying the same harry styles/rosalia/*random italian trapper* songs over and over again and at some point the crowd was about to riot because FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TURN THAT SHIT OFF not even joking when i say we heard the same hs song at least 30 times i swear dante alighieri used that as inspiration to write his inferno
• everyone was sweaty dirty tired and kinda fucked up from the sun and by the time am was about to come on stage i was contemplating my chances of not passing out and praying to god clinging to the bit of energy i still had in me to hold on for just an hour and a half more
• just making it clear this wasn't in any way their fault they came on at the time they were supposed to and everything turned out fine it was just. concerts in rome in the middle of july are.........something
• BUT ANYWAY after hours of us slowly decomposing it was finally time for am!!!!!!!!!
• they opened with sculptures and honestly THANK GOD because (maybe unpopular opinion? idk idc argue with the wall) that is just how it should be. not a big fan of brianstorm as an opener
• alex introduced teddy picker by saying "haven't you heard? teddy is back!"
• he also introduced the view with "let's go back to the very beginning" at which my heard did a bit of a !!!!
• after the view and before 4/5 he randomly went "feeling professional... 🎶 tonight 🎶
• he was feeling sooooo silly the whole show (<3) but he really went crazy with the spoken antics during 4/5
• he clapped his hands as he sang "with coloured old grey whistle test👏 lights👏" which weirdly scratched something just right in my brain
• "and that's unheard of... here in roma or anywhere else for that matter... nobody's done that!"
• he changed the lyrics and went "the only time that I stop laughing is to breathe or steal a kiss" and then proceeded to send a kiss to the crowd
• "four stars out of five... why don't you put that in your [pile]? / four stars out of five... ten times out of nine"
• "four stars out of five... that's right... that's why i like it! 😜" at the very end, said in the most adorable tee-hee way i can't even begin to describe it
• the piano interlude before high was sprinkled with the saddest series of "why... why... why..." ever uttered by man 💔
• after high he said " fantastic! ... what a night"
• "i wanna tell you about a girl that i made up... 💁‍♂️ ages ago 💁‍♂️" as an introduction to arabella
• i'm sure you've seen the video going around but during arabella he noticed a fan was (i think?) crying and asked "are you okay?" before resuming his singing
• "the horizon tries but it's just not as kind on the eyes...... ‼️RRRRRRROMAAAAAAA‼️......... as arabella"
• after the song ended he thanked the crowd by going "good work everyone... jolly good. grazie"
• he thanked the crowd a lot, said grazie/grazie mille a lot, and frequently said roma instead of rome (idk why i found that cute but yeah <3) and his way of rolling his r's when speaking italian was just too adorable i wanted to put him in a blender and drink him as a smoothie
• the version of do me a favour that they've been playing lately sounds slightly softer than the original and i'm all for it. it amplifies the vibe of exhausted resignation that lingers in the lyrics and it just sounds so devastating i love it
• he lifted the mic stand during the song +  pretended to break something in half during the "to start to break in half" line and yeah. that was also what he was doing to my heart
• no he did not have a mullet he just arranged his hair in a way that made it seem like it for a split moment. why did i see people on twitter hoping for the mullet........DON'T GIVE HIM IDEAS
• "tremendous.... thank you 💅"
• also about that rumour going around of him pointing at louise during the "may i call you her name" - he literally acted out the whole line, pointed to himself, then at a random hypothetical you, then sidestage; he was not pointing at anyone specifically + why would anyone want that song dedicated to them lmao like. did the people saying it's romantic read the lyrics or
• also you know who else was in the general direction of him pointing? that's right everybody. mr jamie cook himself. maybe he uses he/she pronouns and alex wants to call someone jamie's name. have you considered that
• okay i'm sorry enough with the bullshit
• he said something during cornerstone and right before dancefloor that i caught on video but i can't really understand what he says so i'll probably end up posting those bits to see if we can figure out wtf he was on about
• "crawling back to you..... ‼️OH‼️ ever thought of calling when you've had a few"
• "🎶 ~rooomaaaaa~ 🎶.... thank you for having us everybody, what a beautiful audience.... soooo predictable i knowwww what you're thinkiiiing"
• he was so obsessed with crooning "roma" every chance he got <3 the silly <3333
• "lone ranger riding through an open space... THANKS A LOT in my mind when she's not right there beside me"
• now a list of random things he does at nearly every show that i still found very endearing:
- the "squeezed me very tightly" bit which is always so 💞💞💞
- "NO! you can't call me her name" with the NO said in the most 'child throwing a tantrum but make it cute' way
- the way he directed matt during the mirrorball intro and matt going 'y'all hear sumn?'
- "5......0......5......"
- him swaying his hips in a way that made everyone's knees buckle in a 10-mile radius
• about the interactions with the others: he didn't interact with them that much, i think he didn't even scissor with jamie during the body paint outro :( BUT we got the directing matt bit before mirrorball + a shout out to tom rowley
• i think in paris i noticed it less because i was seated, or maybe i just noticed it in a different way because i got some different songs (star treatment with the green/purple lights, pretty visitors with the red ones), but still - the lights are incredible and the fact that they create different lighting games for each song (like the blue ones for body paint or the golden ones for am songs) is so cool and fascinating i was mesmerised
• about the crowd: i made the mistake of getting into a telegram group of people who were going to see them and most of them were such casual fans they even believed the fake setlist that was going around a while ago as a joke on twitter 😭 the one with songs like the jeweller's hands. my brother in christ that's never going to happen
there were people going like "if they play r u mine i'm gonna die" and like bruh i appreciate the naivety but it's so painfully obvious they're gonna play it at least have a bit of creativity with your wishful thinking 😔
generally speaking the crowd was really REALLY hyped for am classics and wpsia/fwn oldies, while they were mostly completely dead during the car tracks it was disappointing to say the least. once again i was the only one popping my pussy
• BUT LET'S TALK ABOUT THE MOST IMPORTANT THINGS. i was so fucking scared they wouldn't play cornerstone and perfect sense but mostly the latter bc it's much less likely to be played... and it meant so much to me to hear them live, i didn't get either of them at the paris show so i just. ugh. they're in my top 5 am songs if not my absolute favourites and they just mean so much i fucking needed to hear them
• AND THEY PLAYED THEM BOTH. they did it for ME. cornerstone had me so emotional and i'm not joking when i say perfect sense had me ugly sobbing while singing along
• i just. i love that song so much. he just looked so small on that stage singing such vulnerable lyrics, and even tho the crowd was mostly dead (rude if you ask me) he still finished the song by sending a kiss and saying the nth "grazie mille" and i just wanted to hug him so bad i was literally devastated i love him so much
• we also got the jet skis/star treatment/iwby mashup!!!!! most of the tiktok fans had no idea what was happening and kept singing the original lyrics while i once again popped my pussy rapping along with him. i'm so glad he decided to do it and i got to hear it live!!!! it just sounds so damn good ugh
• the setlist as a whole was everything i could've wished for i was so satisfied with it
• the show ended with him sending and catching kisses and just smiling so much i just wanted to tear him to pieces what who said that
• as usual they all sounded and looked INCREDIBLE and alex was just.......... ugh. the most gorgeous of boys. he's so beautiful it makes me SICK. the crowd was literally hypnotised by him, his charm and stage presence is CRAZY and everyone just can't help but stare at him in awe and reverence because his aura is just something else. no one does it like him fr. leaves me speechless every single time
• they're all so fucking beautiful and talented and seeing them feels like a fucking out-of-body experience every single time
• i miss them like air I MISS HIM LIKE AIR....... the pcd is hitting hard and i honestly have no idea wtf i'm gonna do with myself once tour is over and they yeet themselves out of the public scene for god knows how long i don't even want to think about it
• long story short i love them so much it literally hurts it's not even funny and i already want to see them again </3
• also bonus: after the show ended there was a HUGE traffic jam due to the fact that 35k people were trying to leave the place all at once SO we spent the next two hours (TWO HOURS) stuck in the parking lot exhausted dirty sweaty and still dying in the heat bc it was literally 1am but it was still so hot it was hell. then danza kuduro came on the radio and it was so random that was the last straw to send me k.o. for good
• overall crazy experience but yeah i love them so much i want to see them again sooooo bad </3 PLEASE COME BACK </3333
• so yeah that was my experience at rock in roma i hope you enjoyed my ramblings xx
91 notes · View notes
ryuichirou · 5 months
Text
Replies
Ace and Deuce special! Kind of… I guess lol Since our last post was about them. But there’re also some about AzuIde!
Anonymous asked:
Context of the latest post? :)
I think it’s pretty self-explanatory, Anon~ But I’ll let the second Anon answer your question:
Anonymous asked:
Hey Ace finally got laid!
The entire twst cast does the “omedetou” clap 😔👏👏👏 Congratulations, Ace!
Anonymous asked:
Not their faults that they share the same room, Riddle. XD Also, poor other two roommates. (Freshmen rooms have 4 roommates, 2nd year have two roommates, and 3rd year have their own rooms. Only Dorm leaders have their own rooms)
No-no, it’s entirely their fault, why would they even do something like this?! (Cue angry virgin noise)
And yeah, I honestly don’t know how their roommates survive this, but who knows, maybe they are out for some reason and ADeuce decided that they won’t get another chance like that and got a little bit too excited~
Anonymous asked:
Do you have any ace thoughts?? I have these like "twst character phases" where one character becomes my chew toy for a week and then gets discarded and ace is my latest victim 🤭🤭
I've kinda been thinking about pining!adeuce except deuce keeps fucking other people to cope and ace is insanely jealous and keeps avoiding him. Maybe he sleeps with one of their classmates (Jamil or epel maybe?? I like jamiace a lot) as a sort of "revenge"?? Which probably works after ace purposely doesn't hide the marks left from his "wicked plan" LMAO
Aftermath is they either fuck and become occasional fuck buddies making their pining worse or they avoid each other and make things worse (either way everyone is getting a headache from these two)
Ace is a nice chew toy, Anon, good choice! We have a similar situation, even though there are characters that are always our faves, right now we’re going through the first book again, so we’ve been kind of rediscovering Ace and Deuce lol
Ace and Jamil are a fun combo (poor Jamil just has to suffer because of his basketball club boys lol), but I honestly don’t know if Jamil would be up for something like that. Maybe he has his reasons though, it all depends on a scenario I guess.
Deuce feeling jealous despite knowing darn well that Ace is purposefully trying to make him jealous… god, how complicated things could be between them lol
I do like the idea of ADeuce being fuck buddies and not dating each other despite the fact that they’re super obviously are into each other and want to be together though; there are some nice doujins about Ace going through a crisis because he definitely wants to keep sleeping with Deuce, but just can’t help but cling to the “we’re just friends” thing, hurting Deuce very deeply. Wow this sounds more tragic that I thought lol but it doesn’t has to be: these idiots are hilarious, and watching them trying to figure shit out, fight, make out and fight again, and then have sex and stop talking to each other and then fight again is peak comedy. And also super headache inducing LOL
Anonymous asked:
Okay someone has to say it, next to Jack Deuce looks like a fucking stick. To be fair, you could be the buffest guy around and look like a stick next to Jack, he’s just THAT beefy
Yeah, Jack is hella big, so he has this aura that makes everyone shrink when they’re near him lol But I’m also prone to exaggerations when it comes to size difference. I love it too much
Anonymous asked:
i was the beach anon..also the dead dove anon from awhile ago, i’d love to discuss the beach scene potential in dms of that’d be ok
Oh hi Anon! :)
Sure, but only if you’re okay with me super slow (I mean it) with my replies. I absolutely hate making people wait and giving lackluster replies, but I also don’t have a lot of time and energy apart from drawing, which makes me a terrible person for chatting…
Anonymous asked:
Hello hi hello I am one simple man who enjoys AzuIdi very much- may your brain always be full of ideas and your hands be capable of completing all your missions
Thank you so much, Anon, it means a lot <3 God how much I want to complete all my missions. There must be more Azul/Idia in the world, and I’m happy to know that there are people who are excited to see them.
Anonymous asked:
So I was looking into your Azuide marriage AU and I find it very interesting so I was wondering if say Idia cheated on Azul for some mysterious unknown reason...what would Azul do??
Ohh thank you for your interest, Anon! I’m glad you like it :)
It honestly depends on the circumstances, but it would still be bad. Azul’s first instinct would be to learn anything he could about that person and how they know Idia. He would talk to Idia about it himself, but even if Idia just tells him everything as it is, Azul needs his own independent research to check if Idia is lying to him or not. Yes he is THAT petty lol
Azul is very bad at forgiving people, and cheating on him is one of the biggest betrayals a person could present him with. Of course, their marriage isn’t a romantic one, but it doesn’t change Azul’s feelings, and he’d be very hurt.
You’ve seen the “bad ending” scenario and probably have read my replies about it; although it’s kind of vague, but this is the reaction I’m picturing, to be honest. Maybe not as drastic, but he’ll also stop giving Idia any kind of privacy: either Jade or Floyd is going to be around him at all times, looking at his monitors, watching what he’s doing, who he’s talking to. Just to make sure that he isn’t doing anything stupid~
Oh, and Azul’s also going to scare that other person away or even ruin their life. Easily.
But there are also some exceptions that would make Azul begrudgingly look the other way. If Idia was to have an affair with Lilia or Ortho, Azul is going to just swallow his pride and try to act calm. But he’d still be super hurt and probably punish Idia in some other way.
31 notes · View notes
a-reader-and-a-writer · 5 months
Note
Yes to that comic version of Bruce! 👏 (what did you think of the bale batman and battinson?) Jensen is a bloody good actor but I just can't process him as the bat I look at him and my brain just says 💗soft💗 I liked the bale batman- although I can't see him as batdad but I can somehow see battinson trying to parent lol Jon Bernthal would make a killer batman for sure. I find it soo hard to fancast and I always end up changing my mind
Who is your Alfred? I love Michael Caine Alfred and I quite liked the Alfred from the Gotham TV series
I can't unsee Brenton Thwaites as Nightwing like in my mind the way Hugh Jackman shall forever be Wolverine and Ian McKellen is forever Gandalf, Brenton Thwaites is now my forever Nightwing. I really really want a Nightwing movie so bad. Have you seen the YouTube Nightwing series?
I've never heard of Tanner Buchanan before, but yo the green eyes sealed the deal there 💚 I find Jason the hardest to cast tbh
Griffin Gluck!! Have you seen locke and key? that's the only thing I've seen him in, Felix Mallard was in it too, I can sometimes envision Felix as Jason sometimes not, I've not seen a fancast before that has made me be like yes that is 100% Jason, I liked the hbo titans version of Jason but only as the hbo titans Jason if that even makes sense, little dude did so good in that role 👏 but anyways sorry for the Jason tangent lol !Griffin Gluck Tim Drake hell yeah! This is partly crack partly not but mostly crack but I can somewhat see Rebal D as Tim Drake the energy in his YouTube videos is at times very Tim to me
I wish dc would even just make a short mini movie, like 15 mins long, about Bruce trying to be a responsible father and damian just being damian 🤣
I know the ages for this arent right but oh well lol, I think I'd fancast Chance Perdomo as Duke, Emma Stone as Steph and Violet Orlandi as Cass, for the life of me I can't come up with anyone for Babara? (I love Violet as Cass, she's not even an actress but she could sooo do it)
Thanks for giving your fancast!! And 10 000% yes to the Wayne Family Adventures it's so perfect, I need to start reading that again. But yeah if you have anymore casting ideas for the batfam or villians etc I'd looovee to hear!
Hi anon!!! This is an AMAZING ask!!! Thank you so incredibly much for taking the time to send it! 🥰
This answer is going to be a bit lengthy so I'm going to put it under the break. And I am planning on doing another post of fancasting like this one for the extended Batfam members so I might not address all your points here, but they will be coming very soon! 😘
First of all, I am a big fan of both Bale and Pattinson's portrayals. I have a hard time picking a favorite because their approaches to the character are so different and yet both valid. I am VERY interested to see what they do with Battinson moving forward since this first movie is still early in his time wearing the cowl where he is still figuring out what Batman should be. And I would LOVE to see him get a Robin in the sequel (preferably sticking with Dick like the canon) but we shall see!
I'm not sure if you've seen The Boys, but Jensen's portrayal of Soldier Boy is all the proof to me that he could nail portraying Batman. And his range in Supernatural (from being a gruff and heartless hunter one minute to breaking down in a softer, protective emotional side the next) solidifies for me that he could switch between Batman to Batdad when needed. And he's charming as hell so Bruce wouldn't be a problem 😂
I'll have my new fancast of Alfred on my next post, but from previous ones, Michael Caine is always my Alfred. I think Andy Serkis is a great version of Alfred for Battinson and is what that Bruce needs (and his performance is great as always) and I enjoyed Sean Pertwee in Gotham (once again, a great interpretation for what *that* Bruce needed). However, Michael Caine was my first live-action Alfred and he was SO PERFECT, I don't think he will ever be topped as my favorite.
To be fair, I think Brenton Thwaites had the look for Dick and I think he could have been a good choice if the show was different, but for me, I can't get over how much Titans tone and interpretation of the characters/stories rubbed me the wrong way. None of the characters felt accurate to me based on their comic counterparts and the studio just tried to be too edgy and dark. The perfect example is the "Fuck Batman" moment. It was all over the trailers and just seemed like something they wanted to push to be like "this ain't your parent's Robin" but they pushed things so far it didn't even feel grounded in the characters I love. (don't even get me started on the Red Hood plot line).
I have seen the Nightwing youtube series and they do a really good job with it! My hope for this new direction of the DC movies and the fact The Brave and the Bold will focus on Bruce and Damian's relationship is that it means they'll include Nightwing and maybe mention Tim now working with the Titans (you don't want to include too many characters in the first movie which is the problem a lot of superhero movies have made lately). And I also want a mention of Jason but not have him returned as Red Hood yet which would be its own movie later.
Speaking of Jason.... While Dick is my first Robin and will always have a very special place in my heart because of that, Jason is my favorite. I just love how complex and rich his character development and story is. I also find casting him really difficult because of that. However, I do think Tanner Buchanan has a good potential. I've seen him in a few smaller roles, but I know he is a main character in Cobra Kai so he does have experience with fighting he could bring to the role (I haven't seen the show but I did watch clips on youtube). And as you pointed out, those green eyes are a big plus!
I think Curran Walters does a good job in Titans for what the show wants of him, but once again, it's just not my Jason and I rage quit season 3 😂 (though I watched clips of key Red Hood moments from later in the season)
Tim is always the hardest member of the main Batfam for me to write or cast just because he is the one I have the least knowledge or experience with outside of fanfics. However, I still really like him as a character and think he has a lot of potential in a movie or show. And I haven't seen Locke and Key (though it is on my list because I LOVE Aaron Ashmore)
I am excited with the prospect of having Bruce and Damian together in The Brave and the Bold, but I am also very nervous about how they will characterize them. All the Batman projects since Batman Begins have skewed very dark and I don't think that works well if you bring in the whole Batfam (if they just want to add Dick with Battinson, I think that could work but not expanding it to the whole gang). But James Gunn's comments about making the new Superman movie more about kindness feels like it will be a brighter, lighter version (more like the Christopher Reeve movies than the Henry Cavill ones) which I feel is more accurate to most comics, so I am cautiously optimistic for the Batfam in these movies. However, the canon and fanon versions of the Batfam don't always match (neither does the canon version between comic writers), but I am still hopeful for the more loving version we want, and is portrayed fairly well in the DC Animated movies.
As for Duke, Cass, Steph, and Barbara, I'm going to include them in my next post so you will have to wait a little to get my thoughts on them as well as a few others😉
Though because you brought up ages I will mention that all of my castings are based on if I were making a movie or show today. There are a lot of different people I would have loved to have in these roles in the past that are unfortunately just too old at this point.
And just another shout-out to Wayne Family Adventures because it is everything I ever wanted from a Batfam comic/story!!! Plus, the art is so perfect! Yes, the comic is a lot of fan service, but it is really funny while also being deep and emotional at times. It never loses the heart of the characters and you can tell there is so much love in the project and for these characters. If we could get a show or even a web series of this version of the Batfam, it would be a dream come true!
21 notes · View notes
graveyardgremlins · 1 year
Text
Ok, let me share with you guys my big brain time post break-up fanfic idea.
I'm thinking "dark jegulus you!au" type of thing? Regulus would be Joe (because he is creepy and has no real friends) and James would be Love (because he is the type of guy that would MATCH 👏 THAT👏 ENERGY👏). Also, canonically James and Love both have their shit together and Joe and Regulus both NO LONGER HAVE A "SHIT" TO BEGING WITH.
Also, James is for sure mansplain, manipulate, malewife (or manwhore, depending on the time period) and Regulus the gaslight gatekeep girlboss. What is he gatekeeping? Books and his boyfriend. Who is he gaslinghting? His brother, mostly.
8 notes · View notes
fratboykate · 2 years
Note
Yessssss! That gif of FP is everything FBAU Yelena embodies. She 👏 can 👏 get 👏 it 👏👏👏
I wrote you a scene just for you as thank you! It can’t touch ANYTHING your genius brain puts out, but I hope it’s at least a little entertaining. I hope you consider it heartfelt thank you for FBAU from me to you!
Smol genius queen would be at said stuffy ass dinner all like:
“Your work in single cell genome and transcriptome sequencing could be promising. My assistance has been requested on multiple research projects for this summer. I am weighing my options, but should adequate funding be secured, I would consider it.”
Yelena’s sporting some big dick energy because she knows these science dweebs need her more than she needs them. (Lowkey, it’s also a super cool mad scientist type of project that gets her little nerd heart totally keyed up.)
Enter Kate; wearing track pants, a Knicks jersey under a half zipped archery hoodie, and a backwards New York Rangers snapback. (because why support just one team when you could multitask)
Yelena tries to pretend like she doesn’t recognize this homeless, choose your own sport adventure, failed NYC mascot looking mother fucker.
It’s a fruitless effort.
Frat boi blesses the group with her presence. Her goofy ass pulls up a chair, sits in it backwards shamelessly man spreading and folds her forearms over the backrest.
“Sup guys? I’m Kate! Yelena mentioned grabbing drinks with a few friends tonight. We wildin’ out or what?”
Yelena looks murderous and the other two men look like they’re considering signalling for security.
“I believe what I texted was that I was going for DINNER with some COLLEAGUES and perhaps you and I could meet for a drink afterwards.”
Yelena grits it out in a way that lets Kate know she’s in deep shit.
“Ha! Riiiight. Cool cool. That’s what I get for skimming the text message… am I right? This guys knows what I mean.”
He very much does not know what Kate means.
Instead of graciously excusing herself like a NORMAL FUCKING HUMAN, frat boi pivots, orders the table a round of top shelf tequila shots and turns the charm up to a twelve.
“So you’re all scientists right? You may be able to help settle a debate.”
Yelena face palms and slams her shot.
“The team and I donated blood today. Just a couple pints. No big D. We do it every couple months as a team bonding thing. So like, after donating blood, it makes total sense that you get drunk way faster right?”
This launches dumbass and the science bros into a debate. In the end they settle on performing a quantitative study in which they hammer tequila shots and observe Kate’s level of inebriation.
Everyone is about for shots deep. Yelena is trying to redirect conversation back to the study and hopefully lockdown an offer.
Kate is actively listening to all her ultra sexy scientist glory, a fact Yelena is finding both annoying and endearing, which is even more annoying.
It’s basically the equivalent to dirty talk in Kate’s book. All Yelena has to say is “cobalamin maintenance and methylphosphonate production" and suddenly there’s a hole in the floor that’s the shape of Kate’s underwear.
“Transcriptome? That’s like DNA coding and shit right?”
Yelena kicks Kate’s shin under the table.
Kate’s been paying attention. She knows these guys need money to fund their project. Her genetics have blessed her with a killer instinct for business, and it’s telling her that these guys are eating out of the palm of her hand.
“I know a guy. Dude with deeeeep pockets. Super into genetically modifying weird shit to make even weirder shit.”
Yelena wants to die. Why won’t frat boi just shut the fuck up?
Kate has already made peace with the fact that she’s going to be walking the green mile after they leave the restaurant, so she figures she’ll throw a Hail Mary. If it works out, she’s made a mental note to rebrand it to a Hail Bishop™.
“He prefers to synergize with up and coming intellectuals who have aligning core competencies. Being a Colombia alumnus, he’s always looking to invest in promising students. It’s proven valuable in increasing capital expenditure. This certainly seems like a mutually beneficial partnership. He would be exponentially more incentivized to put up capitol if a Colombia student… say the top student in the science department… pitched the project. I could make the connect if you’re interested?”
Science bros cream their pants and Yelena floods her basement.
Kate knows it.
They leave the restaurant with an offer for Yelena and a hand shake deal for Kate to setup a meeting with her investor. Frat boi is all like “aiight bet” but has a firm shake, so it cancels each other out.
Yelena can’t decide whether she wants to hate-fuck frat boi or ride business shark Katherine brainless.
In the end she settles on both.
Duality of man? That’s what that means right?
Fuck Boi Kate Bishop <--> Business Shark Katherine Bishop
Tumblr media Tumblr media
THE DUALITY OF MAN
20 notes · View notes
lipglossanon · 9 months
Note
thinking about subby stepbro leon (like i often do 😵‍💫) and maybe one day his friends come over and theyre all hanging out in his room and they see a pair of your panties that either you left behind by accident or maybe leon snatched it. either way, they start teasing him about his mystery girl hes with because ofc theyre not blind and they can see all the hickeys and scratches on his body that he tries to hide. and he gets so blushy and flustered because theyre asking him so many questions and you happen to walk by and hear all of it. maybe his door is open and you make eye contact with him (his friends aren't looking that way) and give him a wink just to tease him more, making him look even cuter with how red his face gets as he tries desperately to change the subject. after that, you go to your room and send him some raunchy pictures to rile him up further. at first, he would respond with something like "not now pls" because he knew his friends would try and look at his phone if he started gawking at it. but as you sent more and more, he couldnt help but sext you a little. "so sexy" "fck are yuo touchng yorself?" "gnna fill you up latre" (hes already a fast typer and makes mistakes but he has to go even quicker now 🤭)
anyway he eventually gets his friends to leave with a bullshit excuse and almost trips over himself running to your room hehe
💭 anon <3
AGSJFL 🫣 🫣
💭 anon, I love this big brain energy you’re bringing me 👏 👏 👏
And yes, gosh he’d be such a flustered mess 😩 and then to send him pics?? 😮‍💨 he would seriously excuse himself to the bathroom at some point so he could snap a picture of his dick and send it back with something like “m so hard cause of you” 🤤 🤤
37 notes · View notes
meowzfordayz · 2 years
Note
Hey hey T! Congratulations on your ✨milestone 10.0✨ !! I remember *slow eater* hcs was ur first work i read and then bam bammm (im gyo anon also btw have i told u that surprise surprise 😂 gyo anon and 🧦 anon r oneee)
maam may i request romantic hcs with gyo 🤍 sfw, nsfw ANY im a sucker for tooth-rotting mushy mushy squishy fluff please maam thank u iluvü 💗
About me: ppl say i look mean but rlly it's just my face i'm sorryyyt ;-; but when they got to know me i am described as very funny (when i was in 11th grade the teacher asked who the class clown was and they said it be me ?? I'm pretty sure its that other guy but okayy 🤧) and fun to be around with/ knows how to lift ppl's mood up (this touched me i swearrr bc i didn't know i have that effect on ppl until it's palanca time and ye,, one of my insecurities is i'm not rlly good with words and so when i have to comfort someone i just sit with them while also looking for someone who can help better like gurl help me idk what to sayyydbrjdhh and so learning that i can brighten their day with just my presence or just casually saying smthng is just 🤯) ++ calm and collected bc usually i'd just laugh it off but rn idk anymore gurl i think these were just a fascade im a wreck inside haha sarcasm is how i cope 😭
i'm very straightforward esp to my friends bc i don't wanna give them false hope or anything tho i do the sandwich method to not make it seem too harsh 😭 i'm also the friend who (whichever group i'm in) people hold onto like link arms,, when walking, standing or just sitting they just grab both my arms (1 friend on the right another on the left) like they do to their moms or smthng (now i feel old jkjk is it bc im a little taller? 😭) and it gives the feeling that oh no smol children must protectt like i literally look like am chaperoning kids HAHA tho its cool bc i feel like my arms are the chosen ones ✨ i want to do that too yknow hold someone's arms for a change or like be held 🥺 ,, most of my friends are shorter than me (nothing against height !!) i just feel like its weird if *i* do it :"))) I also have this habit of whenever i'm seating next to someone i'd borrow there arm and just go squish squish
I'm an introvert. just the thought of preparing to go somewhere and actually taking the trip there is already draining the sh*t out of me. There are times when mid convo i'd just shutdown tho i still will try to keep a polite face even tho inside i just hURRY UP Iwanna go hOmE sorry dude but idk there are ppl whose energy are draining but there are those who compliments well wid u idk idk
i like letterssss vvvvmuch <3 i'm also sentimental like i keep eveeerything bus tickets, movie tickets, my first shot glass ugHH u could give me a leaf and just write to and from and id keep that foreeever. even that one time in 10th grade where we were practicing for an event in the grassy area and bc we were bored we made smol bouquets madE ouT Of GrAsS i still freaking have it and thaT One letter from a friend which came with a rock she painted with a face on so cuuuute ✨
i want to say my hobby is drawing but my degree requires me to draw too so like drawing *again* as a hobby now just pisses me off bc my brain says: instead of drawing that why don't u just do ur plates 🤡
I looove animalsss (cats cats we have 4 cats and 3 kittens) my fave wild ones are 🐳 & 🐘 idk it's just they're so big and mighty but they're very gentle and caring and helpful to other animals too •u• i wanna pet them and hug them they make me soft.
What i like about myself are my sense of humour (no i'd burst out laughing at 2am i was about to fall asleep and my brain be randomly making jokes 😤), my guts bc it's sharp afff, ability to recover fast (i'm not sure with this one bc i know im not addressing my issues properly but like hey i got alot of shit to do so chop chop 👏) , and my imagination bc my head is wilddd).
wow this got super long i'm sorry ;-; thank you maamm! And have an awesome and safe day at work today!! 🧦
MILESTONE 10.0
💞: Himejima Gyomei
holds your hand before crossing the street, because if anything tragic were to occur, then at least he will have been holding your hand. Similarly, he's mindful of his parting words to you: variations of I love you being his go to. About to hang up on him because you're angry? He always manages to squeeze in We'll figure this out. About to fall asleep because he's exhausted? He never forgets to mumble Sweet dreams. About to be on your way somewhere for some time? He sends you off with Have fun, stay safe.
sponsors a wild tiger with you (has the certificate framed and everything), and participates in annual fundraisers hosted by wild cat sanctuaries. Last Valentine's Day, he purchased and dedicated a heart (really just a chunk of meat) to you, which was then fed to your favorite leopard. "You're disturbingly sweet," you'd giggled, pecking his cheek as you rewatched the Instagram reel of your "heart" being devoured for the nth time, "Thank you so much!"
gifts you a journal for your third anniversary, but it's already mostly full — mostly full of things you've said that made him smile/giggle/laugh. Of course, it isn't a comprehensive, entirely accurate record, but it includes: inside jokes that you'd inevitably forgotten (until getting to read them again), witty retorts and quips that you'd figured he hadn't heard (turns out he had), and an obnoxiously long section reserved for your puns-that-are-arguably-too-much-of-a-stretch-to-truly-be-punny.
4 notes · View notes
branded-perceptions · 2 months
Text
If you similar like Gary Vee videos about boredom perceive boredom as something "negative" or something you should avoid
or something (🎵THIS IS YOUR BRAIN)
opposed to "finding what sets you on fire" (🎵THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON DRUGS)
instead of deliberately via habitual boredoom and introspection finding and evaluating causal logic purposes
[what are you willing to die for in order to innovate and advance? we all die someday. how do you actually use that time until then? If you choose to be bored more often you via introspective new insights naturally make sure you keep your motivational direction🧠👅🧠 on track instead of "killing it in business" like Gary Vee: 🔍big food and big pharma killing for profits via by bra(i)nde(a)d perceptions' vain err media systematically uninformed and misguided "market demands"]
linked to your families', friend groups' and global societies' life forces' causal life issues (reality testing) to get your subjective self exited with a constantly via the external incoming data feedback
of divine sparks of during boredom in your periphery of perceptional and interpretational constructs felt
(and naturally in dreams via ironic processes of white bear problem of whatever you thought about during the day surfacing)
enlightening insecuri-tease (shadow work by carl jung also applied to mimetic "wanting luke burgis") / caring pre-diction (t)errors (free energy principle karl friston) / loving s-elf doubts (real love greg baer)
nourish your in interplay with social imagination👑 self-regulatory ego🥜 nuts recalibrating direction🧠👅🧠 of your psychological ID's🍌💦 motivational🧭❤️🧭 attention focus
then you,
as you obviously are not objective reality (🎵ANY QUESTIONS?),
naturally biologically condition (🎵WHEN YOU ALTER YOUR BRAIN YOU CHANGE THINKING PATTENS)
your low-level gang😷 member (🔍lower stages of 9 stages of ego development by susanne r cook-greuter) "positively" gooning construct-dependend
[meaning: dependend upon group-identities🏟👏👏👏 and bra(i)nde(a)d🤡 psychological symbols and blindly copied explanatory constructs of as "opposing" polarising identity-gang-war topics as seen everywhere in society]
mind to constantly non-stop chase the same old thing that triggers your towards that (especially via childhood conditioning) grown neuroplasticity of direction🧠👅🧠 of subjective pleasure rewards whose to that attached psychological symbols'🎅 fantasies (my dream akira the don) via peer-pressured psychological masks reputation managed🎭 in-group status "heaven"🤥😷😇 we inevitably tend to mistake for go(o)d🤥😷😇
(🎵YOU DISTORT YOUR PERCEPTION)
loosing touch with the in us all quite similar Source within us, metacognition, our ability to introspect about the more unconscious repressed motivational structures of our psyche we all tend to just psychotically self-justify towards ourselves
(🎵AND EVENTUALLY YOUR BRAIN WON'T BE THE SAME: 🔍dark triad, psychotic disorders)
in ways that again & again in a relaxed peer-pressure manner (🎵THE SMOKE FROM THIS PLANT CAUSES A BRIEF STATE OF EUPHORIA)
create different bra(i)nde(a)d mass insanities (🎵IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWED BY PERMANENT INSANITY)
of thereby mindlessly (🎵USERS ARE PRONE TO UNPREDICTABLE BEHAVIOURS INCLUDING JUNK FOOD BINGES, JOYRIDES)
curved causal creation direction🧠👅🧠 of our thereby towards causal issues apathic
(🎵AND A SUDDEN URGE TO WEAR SUNGLASSES AT NIGHT)
incentive streams'🐟🐟🐟
🎶PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT - S3RL
via psychotic detachemend from common sense of most basic causal care naturally surfacing ironic processes
(🎵YOU THERE, STOP LAUGHING)
that similar like nursery rhymes allow us to mimetically via entertainment communicate basic boundaries especially for our offspring
(🎵LAUGHING IS A SYMPTOM CAUSED BY BLOWING POT)
that don't yet understand how Platos' and Socrates' use of irony
(🎵PLUS, THEY LOOK FLAT OUT CRAZY)
grounds the from innovating global causal care distracting sadomasochistic group sophists
(🎵TAKE A GOOD LOOK AT YOURSELF)
from social reputation fantasies'
(🎵ARE YOU ADDICTED?)
reflections
(🎵DO YOU RECOGNIZE THAT PERSON IN THE MIRROR?)
of our conceptualised selves
(🎵IT'LL GET YOU REALLY HIGH🎈: 🔍the gary v💉💸 video experience)
in our minds that we just construct via from society copied linguistics and concepts:
🎵I'M INSIDE YOU
1 note · View note
shuckinbeanz · 2 years
Text
Gangster!BNHA au p.3
warnings/notes: nsfw, minors dni or imma 👏 virtual 👏 smacc 👏 u 👏, fucking (literally) gangsters, mentions of kleptomania, mirror kink, mentions of a little feederism, making and use of drugs, sex while high, semi-public sex, cockwarming, slight mention of brat taming, spanking, Service and Daddy Doms, overstimulation, cervix kissing/fucking, size kink, a lil bit of praise kink, as well as dumbification mentions, sugar daddy, & begging if you squint, plus maybe something tiny about an unhealthy relationship? 🤔 but its not toxic. depends how you look at it, whatever floats your boat, ig. i absolutely ruin our poor sweet tama-tan but trust me you'll love the gangster him. 🥴 some are longer than others(not sorry) and I used a translation service for Sero's Spanish, so i know it's potentially gibberish in the actual language, so I'll mark what I actually want him to say. If it needs correcting don't be afraid to hmu 👀 pls
Underage characters are Aged Up!
MINORS 👏 DNI! 👏 AGE 👏 IN 👏 BIO 👏 OR 👏 DNI! 👏 Head on over to @candybowbeansies please for my SFW pieces, or be blocked if you interact here! 😇
First | Second | Third
we know(or at least some of us know) ab @miggiisdumb and her LOVELY gangster!bakugo 🥵 which inspired these! Featuring present mic(who gave me trouble), inasa, sero, fatgum, and suneater(who gave me even more trouble).
shameless tag: @pixiikitty cuz i kno we bof wike tama-tan... 🥺👉👈
gangster!hizashi is another calculating man who puts on a himbo facade. very, very charismatic, so he's often Might Gang's negotiator. his boundless energy is contagious, and your wrong if you think he hasn't been around. like, around, around. man is a favorite where he works, teaching pole dancing-and he's literally their posterchild. he's the one that rakes in clients. yes, you heard me right. he teaches pole-dancing. and he does choreography.
he's literally eros and apollo by studio killers. srsly. listen to the song.
he follows the work hard-play hard style of life. man is a hardcore party animal.
as such, man is a FREAK in the sheets. he's so fucking kinky mf might as well be a fucking porn star. and he is Very open about it. sex is a natural thing to do, and he's legit a natural at it
he's a hardcore top, SOMETIMES he MIGHT let you 'top' him, but remember; he's the one in charge. big sadist this mf is, and an even bigger tease.
with him, it'd be any position viable in front of a mirror. loves to make you watch as his jacob's ladder pops wetly in your cunny 🥴
gangster!inasa is yet another himbo who's all brawn, can never sit still, and has zero brain cells. like gangster!kirishima mans ass is thicc. just grab it, okay? mans will reward punish you later (you can tell from that one look he gives you. ya'know, that one look that makes your panties drop? yes that one 🥵)
as a brawler mans will fite for your honor. there's literally no stopping him. (he's got chronic spontaneity, but we'll do more on that in a bit.) and oh boy, does he pack a mean punch. the kind of punch that will turn someone's face into a bowl if he's pissed off enough. Only those brave enough to degrade you when he's around(trust me, man is an intimidating wall of muscle at a whopping 6'3, and his natural sharp eyes sigh 😩), or those who see you temporarily left alone and decide to degrade/harass you while he's off doing something for a minute or two, get a knuckle sandwhich. "The fuck you think you are, comin' up on my lambchop like I ain't around?!" keheheh look they're flying~
he's spontaneous with the majority of his actions, and he almost always goes along with whatever you want 99% of the time.
and if you're super kinky, man is all for it. wanna use panty vibes? Inasa is a ruthless tease. man will edge you allll fucking day. public restroom sex? boi will take you to one of those unisex restrooms for a ride 🥴
he is a Service Dom, a Daddy Dom, and he's a brat tamer. if you wanna be a brat, he will tame provide to you what you're begging for by being one. you know what you're getting into when you decide to be a brat, you heathens. expect soft discipline(spanking, soft biting, hair tugging/pulling) as he has your bratty cunt warm his exquisite cock balls deep, scolding you for being a brat, til you're literally sobbing for him to rail you already 😩 its phat and veiny and has an angry red weeping mushroom head 😩 its gotta be his enthusiasm its gotta be 😩
"Now, now, little lamb...you knew what you were getting into." Spank. "Riling Daddy up like that." Spank. "You never learn, do you, sweetheart? Now you gotta learn your place, again...no moving."
gangster!sero is very easygoing, approachable, and just overall just take a joint and chillax type of guy. but don't let this fool you. he's another calculating type, but not much can set him off. he knows his limits, and he likely knows yours too. he is extremely observant, and like gangster!deku he expertly plays out his schemes.
he is very sneaky, light-footed(that is to be expected in his line of work), and he has almost zero presence. so expect a lot of scare pranks from him to get a rise out of you 😂 (don't worry you can get back at him later)
to put it bluntly, he's a thief. he can, will, and won't hesitate to klepto whatever catches his eye(especially if it reminds him of you).
BUT JUST BECAUSE HE'S A THIEF dont mean he can't kill someone. srsly. there's a couple dozen skeletons he's made dotted about. literally. but i'll leave that to your imagination. onto the bedroom!
TIE HIM UP, OR LET HIM TIE YOU UP
he's into BDSM. he's a complete brat in the sack. bratty sub, bratty dom. he is a power bottom, and a bit of a masochist for you.
"Oh dios, que me jodan...you're so pretty for me like this, lovebug."
(says "Oh God, fuck me...")
he's ab average in size, he has a nice bulge under his cock and he tilts to th side a lil and down just right😩 when he tops he'll fold you in positions (yes, plural; mans will find them) where he hits your g-spot 🥴 it'll take a couple times, but when he's got you figured out, he'll make you go dumb from then on "Remember the safeword, mi amor." 🥵
gangster!taishiro is Might Gang's drug dealer. man literally has not one, but two kitchens, one for cooking drugs and the other because man is a foodie, as you'd be able to tell from his physique. he is an intimidating gentle giant at a whopping 6'5, and man is dummy thicc. like he loves his abnormally large hoodies that make you look like you're wearing a fucking ballgown cuz he's xtra hawt n xtra large 🥵 but when its off and his form can't be easily mistaken for pure chubalub, man is also stacked and strong. he is very good at cooking drugs, and has a vast array of anonymous clientele. he's a fucking genius.
he's a very playful, sweet, and carefree dude-highly extroverted. you can find him easily, as he frequents literally every (shady) club in town. man has a switch, and it when it flips when he's doin' business he does a complete 180.
like gangster!toshinori, he loves to spoil his honeypie ROTTEN and he is 100% a Daddy Dom. dont be too much of a brat. it won't get you anywhere with him. if you want something, say it, and Daddy will provide. so don't beat around the fucking bush.
"You want somethin', sweetheart? Let Daddy get it for his sweet li'l tootsieroll~"
he loves LOVES waking up to the smell of his baby girl's home cooking. and if you don't know how to cook, he'll teach you if you're willing to learn. Feed him a couple bites or let him feed you once in awhile bc your cheeks are adorable to him 🥺
man is PACKING between his legs, right up there with gangster!toshinori in size. he's a big guy, has a big dick, and as such there ain't many positions that can be used, but he'll always make you feel small and safe and oh my god 🙏 pray for your coochie because Daddy will go up, over, and beyond to make sure she is thoroughly satisfied and will make her go dumb unless you tell him to stop 🥵
"Fuuuuck, babygirl. So tight...you make Daddy feel so good. It's only right that Daddy does the same for you, yeah?"
gangster!tamaki is a hot mess. he's socially awkward, its very likely he suffers from PTSD, he also suffers from depression and has v bad anxiety that leads to his defensive mechanism-lashing out. this defense mechanism also extends to you-and not in the way you're thinking, you masochists. he's loyal to a fault, and when he sees you being harassed, degraded, etc., he will explode. you'll need to calm him down before he permanently cancels some life subscriptions, and you're the only thing closest to gangster!mirio and drugs that can without getting hurt. he's tall, 6'1 but he tends to hunch, and he's lanky, but don't let this fool you. He is very agile and quite strong, so he can take a group at once.
he is very dependent on drugs, and dependent on you. don't get me wrong, he's a grown man, he don't rely on you so much where the relationship would be downright toxic. you are not his therapist, and he knows that, but he still has issues, and you both know that.
cockwarming and cuddles are two huge things with him, especially when he's as high as a kite. he's very handsy and touchy when he's high, and he's very mouthy too. I don't necessarily mean verbally, btw. i mean the kisses he gives. if you let him, he'll leave marks. after he's done, he'll have you ride him til your tuckered out.
"You're so good to me, baby... *Gasp* Y-Yes...keep bouncin', please!~"
when he's high, he's confident and dominant. and with these two combined, he can be very passionate. a tamaki who's high doesn't simply fuck. he makes passionate love-nice and slow, or hot and heavy-so set the pace, honey, because mini-tama is rearing to go; he has a pretty thang 😩 a very pretty thang. it's long and not too chunky and his pretty PHAT light pink mushroom head is fucking sensitive so suck on it 🥺
and THE STAMINA THIS MAN HAS 😩 once he's on the confidence boat, he can and will go for hours. he's kinda masochistic because he LOVES overstimulation, so mans can keep cumming. better make a point to babble praises, because it's music to his ears. he'll have your bodies squished together and his pretty pink mushroom head kissing your cervix. tease him if you want his inner dom to come out and bully your womb open. 😩 do a few kegels if you want him to lose it and rail you hard 🥵
"You asked for it, bunny. Yeah--nnnh--you fucking asked for it."
253 notes · View notes
astrojoy · 3 years
Text
Astrovations #3
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
DISCLAIMER
● Please remember that everything matters. Thus, planets aspecting definetly play a role on how certain things may play out in life
● Debilitations upon planets happen! (Definitely know this upon personal experience and my mothers chart)
Thank you, now enjoy you beautiful strangers
•°•°•☆•°•°•
Tumblr media
💜 Ive noticed wherever pluto is in someones natal chart is the house where they tend to transform the most in life
(Ex - Markipliers and his 5th house of creativity/entertainment, same with BTS Jimin)
(Ex 2 - Jeffree Star and his 10th house of career, he has changed a lot on career wise. Plus now he owns like multiple businesses)
JUST AN OBSERVATION TEST
(I thought about this and thought it seemed like maybe it would make sense, sorry if it doesn't, I was just curious 😔)
💜 Whatever your zodiac moon is, is what aspect of life you show more emotions towards most likely (I just thought about this)
Plz lmk ✍ if ✍ this ✍ is true ✍ or not
💜 Fire dominant moms are terrifying when angry and can whoop ya a-
💜 The sign on your 8th/6th can show what problems you may deal with physically and health wise
(I've only read up on this before so don't take it to heart!)
(However I have Aries in my 6th and I get headaches a lot, and Taurus in my 8th, ive dealt with teeth and ear/hearing problems when I was younger)
Aries - Head, skull, brain
Taurus - Throat, ears, teeth
Gemini - Speech, lungs
Cancer - Skin,fertility maybe
Leo - Heart, blood circulation
Virgo - intestines
Libra - intestines also (something with food)
Scorpio - genitals
Saggitarius - eyes
Capricorn - bones
Aquarius - limbs of the arms and legs
Pisces - nerves
💜 12th house planets/Scorpio rising could mean you need to take a break from socializing at times. Your energy is DRAINED my guy. Go get that bag of chips you never ate and soda and watch 👏 some 👏 netflix 👏 now 👏
Tumblr media
💜 Water moons/12th house might get emotional or even cry from listening to sad music that was purposefully picked
💜 Spychic people get physical chills when listening to a song that really moves them
💜 ANY MF ZODIAC, PLANET PLACEMENT, DONT TOUCH THEIR FOOD. I DID NOT PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE ONLY FOR YOU TO TAKE YOUR GRUBBY HANDS IN THERE AND SNACK YOUR WAY TO FREEDOM. THERE WILL BE KARMA flashbacks
💜 Saggitarius rising widen their eyes when mad. Talking back to them? 🗡👁👁🔥
💜 Saggitarius rising probably like sarcasm at times
💜 NOT ALL PISCES MARS HAVE FOOT FETISHES AND WANT TO PUT TOES IN A SOUP WITH A SIDE OF FOOT CALLUSED HEELS 🤮😫 I HATE FEET- TAKE YA TOE BEANS OVER THERE
💜 Saggitarius with Gemini in ascendant can make a person a know-it-all. Even if they don't think they come off that way 💀
💜 The whole things about having similar signs in the big 3 as your family, is SO true oml, some evidence is my family, y'all should check yours out!
My Mom:
Sun - Aries
Moon - Libra
Rising - Sagittarius
Me:
Sun - Libra
Moon - Cancer
Rising - Scorpio
Little Brother:
Sun - Cancer
Moon - Aries
Rising - Scorpio
Older Brother:
Sun - Gemini
Moon - Sagittarius
Rising - Libra
Dad:
Sun - Libra
Moon - (Unknown)
Rising - (Unknown)
💜 Something I've learned from Vedic over the time I've learned it, is if you need a better way of reading yours or someones chart, start off with a house. Then ask the following -
- What's it's zodiac?
- What planets are in the house?
- How are they aspecting eachother?
- How are they aspecting other planets in other houses?
Then check where your zodiac of that house's ruler is (ex: Scorpio on the 6th, where is pluto? What house is it in? How does it correlate to the 6th in any way?)
Then check the planets in the 6th and see where their zodiacs are. (Ex: mars in the 6th, well, Where's aries? What house is it in?)
And slowly you can piece things together one by one 😃
💜 A way of checking how you will meet your future spouse
● For women, check where Jupiter is
● For men, check where Venus is
● If you are lesbian or gay - check whatever sign correlates to your gender
The Steps
● What house is Jupiter in and what does that house represent ?
● What is the zodiac of that house/what does the zodiac mean, and where is it's ruler?
● Where is Jupiters Traditional ruler (Pisces) you can also look for Sagittarius if you want
● AND OF COURSE, don't forget to check the 7th and what's happening there if you want since it isss the house of relationships!
● (this one I'm guessing on) but check for the house jupiter is in, and its original ruler and zodiac sign, where are they placed?
Example:
● Jupiter sits in the 11th house of Virgo
● Jupiters original zodiac (Pisces) is in the 5th house (party, fun, games, love, children, theater)
● Pisces represents fish/water etc
● 11th house represents gatherings, friends, networking, technology as well
● Virgo's ruler (mercury) is in the 12th house
● 12th represents foreign things, "behind the scenes" hospitals etc
● 12th house is in Libra, libras ruler (venus) is in the first
● 7th house is in Taurus (bulls, bowls)
What can we get from this?
Multiple outcomes
● A concert
● Online
● With friends
● With children
● At a performance
● Stuff like thiss......
Look out for
● Bulls in anyyyy way
(Bull horns, bull statue, bull sticker on someone, horns on a wall of the restaurant, bull horns anywhere, something with the word bull in it "bullhouse" "oh thats bullshiii) It can be as small as a words
(Someone had this and they ran by a bull pin before joining their bf back in a building)
● Fish or watteeerr
(Fish statues, picture, someone with anything fish related in the place you are, fish restaurant, an ocean nearby, the beach, a pond or fountain nearby, serving sushi or something, someone spills a drink,)
It can be as small as something like raining or a word as well
- "It smells fishy in here"
- Someone nearby asking about fishing
(Someone had this and they spilled their glass of water with their gf)
Tumblr media
💜 Scorpio Risings are pretty common nowadays from what I've seen 😂
💜 Juno square Uranus could feel restricted from freedom when they are in a romantic relationship. This can give a push and pull effect of Juno pulling towards the relationship, wanting it so much, but Uranus pushes away wanting to be more independant and feeling more free. So this aspect has a chance of leading to different marriages, however this would only be at it's worst 😅
💜 Uranus 12th house can cause problems with the mother, mother may have had drinking issues
💜 Moon in the 12th house of D9/Navamsa chart makes for good sleep! 👁 u 👁
💜 Saturn in the 9th can cause disruptions or slowness when it comes to travelling
💜 A weak Rahu/North Node can cause, materialistic obsessions, pests to come in the house easier, cracks on the walls out of nowhere, toxic or messy environment. Don't worry! All placements can be pushed in the right direction in life 😄
💜 Mahadasha's are very important! This brings new periods of life to learn from ♡, I'm gonna enter my Jupiter dasha in December and leave my Rahu/North Node
💜 Venus in 1st house makes someone care about their appearance, I've also seen people like makeup with this or embrace their natural beauty and try to work off of that instead.
💜 Debilitated Jupiter in the 7th house can cause a corrupted marriage life, at least from what I've seen 😩
💜 Neptune in the 4th can make a parent a smoker or distant. This can also cause a confusing childhood, you might have been in your head a lot, or parents kept secrets to themeselves that you might have later found out as you grew up
💜 Scorpio Venus/Aries Venus/Leo Venus y'all got some kinks or just wanna have so much fun when it comes to 💖the bed💖
👉😏👉• • • •🔫😳🤚
Have an amazing day! 💜
Now 😡
Or I will take away your birthchart 😃
Tumblr media Tumblr media
791 notes · View notes
darthmaulification · 3 years
Note
Can I ask what it would be like to see a playful maul with his s/o? Also may we know his tickle spots please? 👀
A/N: ANON, i absolutely ADORE this ask!!!! 💕💕 maul deserves to have fun and be happy!! 😤😤
also, decided to do this one in headcanon format because it just worked out best that way?? idk i tried writing a one shot and my brain fizzled out. ✌🤪
hope you enjoy!! 💗💗
Playful 👏 Maul 👏 Headcanons
Playfulness with Maul starts a long while after you two have met and started a relationship, like I’m talking months if not years. It takes so long partly because you’ll have to reach the point in your relationship with Maul where he’ll be comfortable enough around you to start really lowering his guard. And I mean, really actually lowering it, like not being such an ass all the time, and actually opening up and being close with you. And partly because Maul’s kinda sorta really gone through... a lot... in his lifetime, so he’s pretty much forgotten what being like... genuinely happy feels like... and like... expressing that happiness.
But its also something that get’s reignited in him fairly naturally with you, because the fire in him never really went out.
He’s already a big flirt, so if you’re reciprocating his teasing jabs, and you get all giggly and squirmy, he might let out some chuckles too, and get all handsy and happy and frisky, like a coy slap on the ass from him, he’s unintentionally getting, you guessed it, pretty darn playful with you. Of course, it’s a slightly different ilk, but the sentiment remains the same: Maul is having fun.
Another way that Maul gets into a lively mood pretty easily is whenever you two are out doing something physical, be it training or hiking or traveling in general, and the atmosphere between you two is palpable, but content. Maul is often invigorated by movement, he finds a lot of his energy from doing things, so if your active with him, there’s a high chance you can feel the energy too. For example, if there’s a lull in conversation or Maul gets bored (which he gets a lot), he’ll be much more inclined to do something mischievous to you if you’re out and about. He might kick up sand at you for no reason, disappear behind some trees only to jump out and spook you, obstruct whatever you may be doing to annoy you, etc etc. He’s full baiting you for a reaction, hopefully one that’ll benefit him in a certain way (*wink wink*), but also because he seeks to get you to join him in messing around. 
Also, while Maul doesn’t always expect a reaction in return, he is very enticed if you do swing back with your own brand of playfulness. If he’s been messing with you and you manage to catch him off guard with a trick of your own, he’s on you a flash. He’ll absolutely play-struggle with you until he’s got the upper hand again, wrestling with you and cheating by using the force. He’ll have you all trapped and he’ll tease the daylights out of you, smug the whole time. Or he’ll do some trick of his own to knock you off your pedestal, and then pounce on you. When he gets like this, when you’re blessed enough to see it, Maul gets this bright, wolfish grin on his face and the ecstatically boyish gleam in his eyes. 
Though he’ll always have this smug decorum about him, as it’s kinda just part of his confident, brash nature, that mixes and melds with any and all playfulness he exhibits. He will always be that crass, sarcastically rude, hotheaded Zabrak in any circumstance, just to varying degrees.
In short, a playful Maul is a rare Maul, one that not many will ever be lucky enough to see. It’s a very special, sacred type of Maul, but one that is content, truly happy, and very much in love.
(Also, Maul will say he isn’t ticklish in the slightest, but if you get him just right on the side of his ribs, he will flinch because, that’s where he is ticklish.)
184 notes · View notes
sketchingtons · 3 years
Text
On a happier note, I planned out a whole alternate ending to the Timber date night if the chaos monster hadn’t shown up!
It got kind of long, so more under the cut!
It goes great! Tim and Bernard talk, catch up on each other’s lives, eat a delicious dinner, and order a couple of desserts to share because everything sounded delicious and they were indecisive-the restaurants deserts are to die for according to Bernard, and Tim doesn’t mind splurging a bit. Tim pays for it all, despite Bernard’s protests that he’d been joking earlier and trying to pay for his half, and Tim offers to take/walk Bernard home. (Because he’s not ready for the night to end just yet)
Now we have a couple different cute options here since we don’t actually know how each of them got to the restaurant (public transport? Walking? Driving? Did Tim grapple there??)-one is that Tim physically walks Bernard home (since I feel like you don’t really walk alone at night in Gotham, always in pairs or groups 👏) , with them maybe taking some public transit-allowing them to talk a bit more and enjoy each others company (their shoulders brushing as they walk, maybe their hands too? and maybe some yearning for hand holding?? I eat that stuff up ok, it would be really cute 🥺)
The other option I thought of was that Tim took his motorcycle to the restaurant and offers Bernard a ride home on that-which also opens some great options for all the fluffy feelings that riding on a motorcycle with your crush can create ✨ I think when Tim offers Bernard a ride home, Bernard thinks he’s talking about a car-and when he sees Tim’s motorcycle he’s like?? Wtf you ride a motorcycle?? And thinks it’s awesome and fawns over how cool the bike is lol (“still defying categorization, huh Drake?”) and then Tim is of course very flustered when Bernard holds onto him on the ride 👀 less taking in this option but! More introspection on Tim’s part about his feelings on Bernard so that would also be very good 👌
Anyway, they make it back to Bernard’s place and Tim walks him to the door. Bernard says he had a great time, and “can we meet up again soon? I’ve really missed you, man.” And Tim is like! “Yeah! of course!! I’ve really missed you too, we should definitely do something soon!” And they’re both just kind of looking at each other and smiling, the energy feeling charged and suspended at the same time. And riffing off what I talked about in my post here, Tim has had the inkling of an idea to kiss Bernard before the night is over, and this seems like the perfect time right? So he grabs him by the shoulders, determined and nervous, and leans in…but Tim’s big beautiful brain is always running at 100mph so he’s struggling with the execution here, but it’s ok! Because Bernard grabs his jacket and helps with the follow through 💕
So they kiss, and Tim’s higher brain functions kind of cease at this point akshsj but it’s fine because despite how suave and cool Bernard tries to act, he’s also struggling to function after that kiss (“…and you’re a good kisser?? Is there anything you’re bad at Tim, cause you’re gunna give me a complex at this point”) and so they kind of just stare at each other like love sick idiots until Bernard is like “so we’re definitely doing this again right?” And Tim manages an “uh…yeah…again is good” in response, which is probably all he’s able to produce at this point lol
Bernard quirks a smile and gives Tim’s cheek a quick peck before stepping away and unlocking his door to head inside, telling Tim to call him as he heads in, very “cool guy” like-Tim responds with probably unintelligible gibberish and a wave as his brain continues to reboot. Tim makes it about to the end of the sidewalk in a daze before everything catches up with him, at which point he lets out another string of unintelligible noise, covers his face, and crouches on the sidewalk with a giant smile on his face. And, unbeknownst to him, after Bernard made his “cool” exit while telling Tim to call him, he fist pumps the air and did a little victory dance in the entry way of his apartment before also collapsing onto the floor with a giant smile.
Long story short, they’re idiot boys in love and I crave seeing them act like awkward lovesick disasters about each other 🥺
110 notes · View notes