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Happy Birthday to our shining light, our Summer sun, Andy Summer 🥳🎊🎉🌞

workout studies bc i need to get back on my muscle drawing game

some sketchbook fzero doodleees ♡♡♡

He looks rough but is legit 100% functional LMAO I worked for two hours cause I had no clue what I was doing 😁 (there’s detailing missing it I’m not even gonna bother with it until later cause it’s 2:30 in the morning 💀)

Ok so since Bart was raised in a video game and Kon spawned like 2 days ago, imagine if they never got the queer romance DLC uploaded into them. So when Tim starts dating Bernard they think that's just something they should be doing too because Tim's the smart one after all. Monkey see, monkey do… with each other. And then they're confused when Tim loses his shit and they're like, "We thought we were supposed to??? Why kiss boys if you don't want us doing the same??? We are lemmings, Timothy"

"Legends are as real as the people who created them. They are stories living as truths in people’s minds, but they serve their own selfish purposes. They only see what they want to see." - Lem Finney, Our Legend Lies With You

April 28, 1721 ~

303 years ago today, a woman was buried in St. Catherine's Parish in St. Jago de la Vega "Spanish Town", Jamaica under the name Mary Read with only one word to describe her life: pirate.

The names Mary Read and Anne Bonny may be familiar to you. They've become a popular subject in historical fiction about piracy, such as Assassin's Creed: Black Flag and Black Sails and Our Flag Means Death (my personal favorite).

Their names have become associated with fierce female pirates who plundered the seas, terrified men, and objected to the conforming roles for women in early 18th century colonial life.

However, those are just legends, embellished over time. What do we even really know about these women?

On May 14, 1724, a book was published under the pseudonym "Captain Charles Johnson" which became known as A General History of the Pyrates. In it details the true, factual lives of names that would become synonymous with the Golden Age of Piracy: Blackbeard, Calico Jack, Black Bart, even coining the famous Jolly Roger. Mary Read and Anne Bonny especially were a huge selling point among the 18th century English aristocracy, as they still are today. Men becoming pirates was believable enough; a violent environment full of greed and disrespect for 'good-natured' society. But two women? It shocked and intrigued audiences alike, and it sold like mad.

These stories defined the perspectives of generations, serving as inspiration from Treasure Island to The Pirates of the Caribbean. With such outlandish, captivating tales of debauchery and misdeeds, it was almost too good to be true!

And it was too good to be true; without so much as a single source beyond trial records, Captain Charles Johnson completely falsified the lives of these pirates into spectacles to feed into the prejudices and perverted fascinations of the white, misogynist, heterosexual, English elite.

Anne Bonny and Mary Read were embellished the most. Petty excuses were made to justify their crossdressing; romantic male interests became the center of their heroism (while sapphic deviations were teased at); bearing their breasts in battle became a bodily chain to their inescapable female fate; they were turned into murderous warriors despite never being charged with murder and only being on the high seas for two months. They were no longer human; they were legends.

So, on April 28, 2023, I wrote a story and called it Our Legend Lies With You. In it, I reimagined the lives of Anne Bonny and Mary Read as Ann Fulford and Maura Reed. I used dates and accounts of witnesses from the original court documents of Anne and Mary's trial to frame their experiences. The rest is a fictitious account to show you what could have happened.

The novella will be self-published by me, Lem Finney, on May 14, 2024 on Amazon, to mark the 300th anniversary of The General History's original publication. 300 years later, I hope I can provide readers with a different way of looking at history by reimagining the voices of people who have been erased and rewritten. It may not be entirely true, but I believe there is truth in it.

"When there are enough people sharing a collective conscience, when history has sided one way and left the other to dust, what voice remains whole and intact and unwavering amidst the sea of the mob to say it isn’t true?" - Lem Finney, Our Legend Lies With You

How does it go when SMASH! Wukong meets his Macaque? What does he think of him? Did he live up to expectations?

I've made a post giving a vague idea of how the different Wukongs met their Macaques; here.

Smash!Wukong and Mac keep *almost* meeting so often that eventually their respective factions (Wukong's Maverick fighters + Mac's Umbra fighters) end up calling a truce to get these dense mfs together.

It turns into almost a heist to steer the monkeys into eachothers paths. All attempts fail until Smash!SWK and LEM get distracted while both looking at their phones and bonk straight into eachother.

Wukong's reaction is like when Bart met Laura.

Smash!LEM: "Ow. You ok there?" Smash!SWK (thinking): "He's beautiful. Say something clever!" Smash!SWK: "I fell on my bottom." Smash!LEM: *starts laughing from the randomness of it all* Smash!SWK, falling more in love: "Yes!"

Consider it a meet-cute gone right.

It takes Macaque less than a few minutes to recognise Wukong as well... Wukong. But they're a little taken aback by how shy The Monkey King is in real life.

Wukong is half-way through their introductory maybe-a-date at boba tea place when he recognises the way Mac fixes his hair (yes he was looking adoringly) that his brain provides; "Hey doesn't he remind you of...?". Wukong's brain does a big red buzzing sound like he's on a game show, and he's tempted to dash right there. But Mac comes back from the counter with their tea and some cakes and Wukojng thinks "Oh ok. Maybe I'll freak out after the date ends."

He forgets to ever freak out about it.

"SixEaredMoon's" livestream chat wonders why SWK goes goes doe-eyed now whenever he gets pranked by Mac's impression of him.

Just some random pseudo-norse syllables

Perhaps just take two random syllables to create a nordic/scandinavian inspired name. Serndul, Binfern, Varslyn...

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𝑪𝑯𝑨𝑹𝑨𝑪𝑻𝑬𝑹 𝑺𝑯𝑬𝑬𝑻.

repost,  don’t reblog !

𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐜𝐬.

full name  …. Bart Lemming (/Andy Summer)

nickname …. Master (in the sense of “boss/bartender” by Ryu, cafe patrons), Occhan/“old man” (by Clank)

alias/es  …. Captain Falcon, Berserker (temporarily), Bart Lemming is also technically an alias but also becoming the mask am I right (this guy has too many damn alter egos)

gender …. male

size  …. 6'2"/188 cm

age  …. “nice middle”

zodiac  …. Aries

spoken languages  …. whatever lingua franca they speak in 2201??

𝐩𝐡𝐲𝐬𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐬.

hair color  …. auburn

eye color  …. steel blue

skin tone  …. fair

body type  …. he looks like either a rectangle or a dorito but that is prob just that early 2000s anime aesthetic (tm). The right side of it might also be made of metal covered with synthetic skin.

voice …. he intentionally deepens it when speaking as Falcon and softens it as Bart, his real voice is somewhere between

dominant hand  …. right

posture …. upright, always ready to spring into action (as Falcon), a bit more outwardly relaxed and unassuming as Bart

scars  …. small one on his left eyebrow, larger one on his left shoulder

tattoos  …. none

birthmarks …. none

most noticeable features  …. nothing really which is the point of his Bart persona

𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐝.

place of birth  …. Port Town

hometown  …. currently Mute City

siblings  …. Jody Summer

parents  …. died when they were younger

𝐚𝐝𝐮𝐥𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞.

occupation …. barista/owner of the Falcon House, absolutely not a vigilante racer/stealth mentor

residence(s) …. above the Falcon House

close friends  …. Roy Hughes, Dr. Robert Stewart

relationship status  …. “his girlfriend is the one who supports this program” (single)

financial status  …. ??? maintaining that car and fancyass secret garage can’t be cheap ig we know where all his first place prizes go

driver’s license  …. he's Captain fucking Falcon of course he has a driving license

criminal record  …. various acts of vigilantism and explosions which are probably overlooked by the government bc of the whole Black Shadow situation so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

vices  …. pride

𝐬𝐞𝐱 & 𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞.

sexual orientation  …. he really hasn’t thought about it and they prob don’t do labels much when he’s from anyway

preferred emotional role  …. the supportive one?

preferred sexual role  …. ???

libido  …. ? low?

turn ons  …. ???

turn offs  …. hurting his partner(s), anything related to Black Shadow (lol)

love language  …. words of affirmation, quality time

relationship tendencies  …. ??? none?

𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐨𝐮𝐬.

character’s theme song  …. The Meaning of Truth by Hiro-X

hobbies to pass the time  …. cooking, watering plants, drawing, fiddling with the puppet, collecting weird Captain Falcon merch

mental illnesses  …. none

left or right brained  …. ???

phobias  …. none

self confidence level  …. generally high

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Take my hand (take my whole life too)

i keep getting brainwormed by these people

I did this ol' meme again on twitter and had a lot of fun <3

OC for today. this was made yesterday and it only took.... .5 secomds,,,,,

My Captain Falcon costume ideas/wishes for Smash on the Switch!