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z-mizcellaneous-z · 1 year
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mina: what are your sexualities? kaminari: im bi! sero: oh same! kirishima: im pan! bakugo: tch. who gives a shit about all that? midoriya: *walks into room* midoriya [smiling]: hi guys! bakugo [blushing]: GAY.
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Izuku: Do you think we'll be friends forever?
Katsuki: God I hope not!
Izuku: *Hurt* W-what? What do you mean Kacchan?
Katsuki: Ugh don't make me spell it out for you, damn nerd!
Izuku: *Eyes watering, thinks he's being rejected*
Eijiro: *Appearing out of nowhere* He's saying he wants to be more than friends! He wants to be boyfriends! KISS ALREADY YOU IDIOTS!
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mha-quotes-and-such · 2 months
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Kaminari: I texted a stupid joke to Bakugou and I heard him audibly laughing from across the hall Kaminari: This is what cocaine must feel like
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fever-dreamer97 · 8 months
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Barista! Bakugo
Bakugo, putting whipped cream on a coffee:
Extra: Um, excuse me? I didn’t ask for whipped cream.
Bakugo: Oh, you didn’t ask for whipped cream?
Extra: Yes.
Bakugo: Did you say that at the register?
Extra: Yes, I did.
Bakugo: Okay, well then that means this isn’t your damn drink.
Extra: What did you just say-
Bakugo: I said that this isn’t your FU**ING drink. So if you could, kindly sit your ass down and I will call you when your drink is ready.
Extra:
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definetelysaidatua · 2 months
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Deku: we should play spin the bottle! I’ll go first
Deku: well haha looks like I have to kiss Kacchan
Mina: but you didn’t even spin the bottle—
Bakugou: shut the fuck up Pinky, rules are rules
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vyxensworld · 5 months
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*The Squad is on a hike* 
Uraraka: It’s beautiful out here. 
Todoroki: And quiet. 
Kaminari: Too quiet. 
Kirishima: Did we lose someone? 
*cut to Bakugo with a bear in a headlock and Izuku ready to fight*
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writersmorgue · 6 months
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Thanks anon!!
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drunk-cryptic-witch · 10 months
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Bakugo: So… you’re icyhot and Dabi’s cousin??
Shell: Yep
Bakugo: And you came all the way here, to UA, to become a hero, just to kick Dabi in the ankles really hard?
Shell: Mhm
Bakugo: Because he pulled your hair when you were five?
Shell: Yessir
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*bakugou walking into the common room, seeing denki furiously typing and writing on the floor*
bakugou: what the fuck could possibly be that important
denki: research
bakugou: re- you’re doing- sparky you’re doing research ?
denki, very matter of factly: yes, bakugou, research.
bakugou, already regretting asking: what are you researching ?
denki: i wanna see if there’s a quirk that can dry my bones. just for a little bit.
bakugou:
bakugou: i-
bakugou, exhausted: fuckin, yeah, ok.
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lotstiny · 6 months
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Sero: hey can i borrow some tape?
Kirishima: bro
Kirishima: your quirk is literally tape
Sero: oh yeah i forgot about that
Kirishima: ...
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dogwaterdish · 6 months
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Kirishima: I told Kaminari to grab snacks for everyone.
Bakugou, looking through the options: Why did you grab fruit snacks? Are you five? Who even likes Fruit Snacks?
*Kirishima, Kaminari, and Sero raise their hands*
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kumori-love · 10 months
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Bakugo: I can bench 300 lbs.
Kirishima: I can squat 375 lbs.
Kaminari: I can lift the homies' spirits with my killer sense of humor
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Izuku: Kacchan, if we were in a zombie apocalypse - who from Class 1A would you want on your survival squad?
Katsuki: Koda the animal guy. Icy Hot. Tape Arms.
Izuku: Why?
Katsuki: Koda can rally animals to fight the zombies, he can catch dinner, send messages on pigeons and crap like that. Icy Hot can freeze the zombie hoards in place before they even get close to us. And Tape Arms can build a shelter and make a bunch of traps to catch violent human gangs.
Izuku: *Impressed* Wow you've really thought this through!
Eijiro: *Looking devastated and hurt* What about me!? Why wouldn't you want me on your survival team??
Katsuki: You're TERRIFIED of zombies! When we watched that horror movie last week you cried.
Eijiro: It was scary! That's why I would need to be on your squad - so you could all protect me! I'M BABY!
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mha-quotes-and-such · 2 months
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Kirishima: I was sneezing and sniffling the other day because I had a cold so Bakugou handed me a tissue and said “Shut up” Kirishima: He's both the nicest and meanest person I know and I love him
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fever-dreamer97 · 11 months
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Todoroki: Oh, look. Bakugo is on TV.
Izuku: So he is.
Izuku, walks up to the TV and puts up his hands:
Todoroki: What are you doing?
Izuku: Waiting for him to start.
Todoroki: ??
Bakugo, faces the camera and holds up his hands:
Izuku and Bakugo, plays rock paper scissors through the TV:
Izuku: Damn it! He won!
Todoroki: H-How?
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definetelysaidatua · 5 months
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Bakugou: I miss Deku
Mina: well you still have us!
Bakugou: it’s not the same. There’s stuff I talk about with Deku that I can’t talk to you guys about
Kaminari: like what?
Bakugou: like the annoying shit that you do
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