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#boku no hero acadamia incorrect quotes
dogwaterdish · 6 months
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Uraraka: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives.
Midoriya: I wake up at 4:30 AM every day to train.
Uraraka: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.
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micheleblack · 1 year
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[Shinsou goes up to his boss Aizawa] Shinsou: I think the new guy is stealing coffee. Aizawa: *looking tired* What makes you say that? Shinsou: *deadpan expression points to the new guy* Kaminari: *whole body vibrating*
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MHA NEW CHAPTER 403 SPOILERS
baKUBRO HAS RISEN. BAKUBRO HAS RETURNED
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can you do tokoyami with a goth gf please!🖤
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Tokoyami Fumikage x goth gf
When you first joined class 1A, Tokoyami was immediately enthralled
In a class full of so much vibrancy and light, (quirk related or not) he took comfort in the darkness that emanated from you
to most, your darkness was intimidating, but to him, it made you feel safe, because much like him, you were of the shadows
it wasnt until a cold autumn night, when the moon was dark, that he decided to ask you out
he had been fighting with his own mind... well he had been arguing with Dark Shadow
He kept pushing Tokoyami, saying he was miserable having to deal with his pining day after day.
finally he had given an ultimatum: ask y/n out, or else dark shadow would do it himself
while tokoyami has decent control of dark shadow, he knew he wouldnt be able to have his guard up any time he was around you, so off he went into the night
he had asked you out on the dorm roof, where you were sat admiring the dark night sky
when he asked, you smiled at him, and took the black rose he offered you
that rose still sits in a glass jar on your bedside table
While Tokoyami may not be the most excitable guy that doesn't mean he isnt a romantic
hes just, less romantic in the big displays of affection way, and more in the jack and rose way
the Romeo to your Juliet, without the suicide
he's the type to write you long winded poetry about how much he loves you or give you weird items that had some sort of romantic significance in medieval Europe
he also loves when you wear his cloak
hes spent many nights watching YouTube videos for goth makeup so he can help you with your eyeliner when youre super tired in the morning
sometimes he'll try on your platforms and walk around your room so he can feel tall for a bit
overall, he is the best goth boyfriend you could ask for
hope this was good!
Asks are open!
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denkzies · 2 years
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dabi : im sure all the pigeons are very impressed
hawks : [laughing]
dabi : what? whats so funny?
hawks : oh, pigeons are my favorite food
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and-make-it-double · 1 year
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Todoroki: Do you want to know how I really hurt my wrist?
Kaminari: Yes
Todoroki: I was hula-hooping
Kaminari: Why are you telling me this
Todoroki: Because no one will ever believe you
Kaminari: Oh you sick son of a bitch
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silvercrane14 · 3 years
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Pro hero Tsuburaba, in the middle of arresting a villain with Kaibara: Diversity win! The pro heroes arresting you are gay!
Kaibara, too tired for this: I’m literally begging you to shut up
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random-mha · 2 years
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Police Officer: You have the right to remain silent.
Hawks: I choose to waive that right!
Hawks: *screaming*
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chefkitty · 3 years
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Kaminari: i want someone to take me on a ride.
Mineta: like on a Disney ride or a dick?
Kaminari: surprise me.
Shinso: Hey Denki there's a roller-coaster down town do you want to come along?
Kaminari: i changed my mind. I want both.
Mineta: dude.
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Enji: You know, I trained four fully functional children.
All Might: You have children I don't know about?!
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mysticart101 · 4 years
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Hawks, as a child: I can't fly
Hero Commission: How old are you?
Hawks: 6.
Hero Commission: throws him off a balcony
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dogwaterdish · 6 months
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Kirishima: I told Kaminari to grab snacks for everyone.
Bakugou, looking through the options: Why did you grab fruit snacks? Are you five? Who even likes Fruit Snacks?
*Kirishima, Kaminari, and Sero raise their hands*
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denkisdumbbitch · 3 years
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Jiro: I like guys with big dicks
Kaminari, trying to impress her: me too!
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jasmine24715 · 4 years
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DABI 😍😍😍
Appreciation post tiiiiime
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LET’S TAKE A MOMENT
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TO APPRECIATE THIS BEAUTIFUL
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POWERFUL
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STUNNING 
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BABY-BOI
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THAT DESERVES 
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THE FUCKING WORLD!!!!!
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Hey guys! Its been a while since I’ve done an appreciation post and some have been requesting more for their favorite characters! So I did the most requested, anyway fuck Endevwhore and Dabi is babie, you cant change my mind  😤 😤 😤
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denkzies · 2 years
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izuku : are you my appendix? because I feel like I should take you out.
katsuki : [with the biggest and goofiest smile yu could imagine] youre so lame
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Denki: *Hanging from ceiling*
Kiri: Kaminari why are you on the ceiling?
Denki: Bakugo said I couldn't be a possum, so I had to prove he was wrong
Sero: Is this why you asked for some tape? Bro you don't have to lie about it
Present Mic: Looks like he did the im-possumble
Kiri: *snickers*
Bakugo: Where is grape face?
Izuku: Why do you ask?
Bakugo: The girls are doing training
Izuku: OH NO
Everyone: *running to get Mineta*
Denki: Hey Kiri? Can you stay here with me
Kiri: Sure bro, it wouldn't be manly if I left you alone
Denki: Thanks 🥺
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