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a-local-idiots-shitpost · 1 year

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HEAR ME OUT!

THE HOUSEWARDENS WITH A MEME QUEEN

WHEN I SAY MEME QUEEN I MEAN

MEME QUEEN

CURSED IMAGES IN THE CHAT N SHIT

very cursed picture, thanks

was also kinda fun to write, hope you´ll like it

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Riddle:

he immediately went "Off with your Head!"

but then he remembered that you aren´t a part of his dorm and that you didn´t break any rule… and that you can´t use magic

I could believe he doesn´t even know what memes are

which would make the entire situation even funnier

but he did tell you when you continue sending him such nonsensical pictures it´s "Off with your Head!"

you did not stop and managed to rope Cater into it

he also started sending Riddle memes

it was hell on earth for Riddle

Leona:

he saw it and just went back to sleep

he could care less about the weird shit you send people

which just made him one of the only people who you just can send whatever you want without repercussion

but he did seem to enjoy your anti-monarchy memes (how ironic)

Ruggie actually saw what you both are doing and was just confused

Leona just told him to forget it

Ruggie wished it would have been so easy

where did you even find such a picture?...

Azul:

bold of you to assume he didn´t block you before you could send him anything

Azul told you if you ever send him such a stupid picture he´ll send Floyd and Jade after you

and what did you do in your infinite wisdom? exactly you immediately sent him another one

and he did good on his threat but Floyd and Jade just thought it was funny and helped you annoy Azul

Azul regretted ever meeting you, which wasn´t anything new to you

he even roped Grim into a contract so he can somehow force you to stop

which wasn´t difficult because Grim would do nearly everything for food

Kalim:

he does not understand what you sent him so he showed it to Jamil

Jamil did not say anything and just left

what Kalim didn´t know is that he went to Ramshackle threatened you and told you to never send Kalim another picture

he was very mean D:

but you aren´t scared of him and decided to send Kalim a picture of a bug and you made sure it was the best (scariest looking) picture you could find

Jamil nearly burned Scarabia to the ground and forced you to look after Kalim

good thing you´re already used to look after children (Grim)

Vil:

immediately blocked you, no hesistation or anything else he just saw a glimpse and blocked you

he will also refuse to talk with you when he sees you in school, Epel wanted to know what you did that Vil ignores you so he can copy it

if you tried to talk with him while he was ignoring you he might send Rook after you

and it´s very difficult to lose Rook

he did unblock you after a week but immediately regret it when you sent him another weird Meme

Idia:

immediately sent one back, he somehow found one that was worse

this will end in a meme war and both of you got blocked by multiple people

Ortho saw what both of you did and sent you guys a terrifying picture

you have no idea what it was and why Ortho had it but it made both of you stop

but now your bickering about who would have won your little contest

Ortho said he wanted to join in and with his search options he could find perfect pictures

you and Idia agreed to forget about it and just played video games together

but Ortho still managed to kick your guyses butts

Malleus:

did not see it, he broke his phone again

so you sent it per pidgeon carriers

he was very confused on what his Child of Man sent him

Lilia is just dying of laughter in the background while Silver and Sebek are just as confused as Malleus

he actually came to you and asked why you would send him such an obscure image

is it an obscure art piece for Children of Man? is it a new art form he didn´t hear about (I mean kinda right)

he will be like an old man when you tell him it´s a meme

this will take a while to explain to him, Lilia will join but just to make jokes

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nightowl1556 · 6 months

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Whenever I listen to that "Annoying Pidgeon" meme, I think about my Redemption Arc Therapy Group. I am obssessed with these seven characters lol 😅

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xdominiklivakovicx · 1 year

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Omw to animate Annoying Pidgeon MEME with Croatia NT because they're nothing but pure chaos 😳👌

#croatia nt #croatia national team #hrvatska nogometna reprezentacija #animation is my profession since i was 11 #tho i havent animated anything for years bc i was lazy ass

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pirate-of-the-void · 3 months

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[annoying pidgeon meme but helpful and pirate ]

elsie, do the thing

i dont have the meme

DO THE THING

#mod post

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hugthepanda12 · 4 years

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So, a long time ago I downloaded models of naruto characters and made them dance for my own amusement. For Tobi and Izuna annoying pidgeon motion, wave dance for the last picture.

Here are the links of models’ creators:

https://www.deviantart.com/mmdspot/art/Hashirama-Senju-438158041

https://www.deviantart.com/ssj-vegetto/art/MMD-Deidara-Without-Cloak-529518575

https://www.deviantart.com/mmdspot/art/Obito-X-Madara-MMD-423592458

#naruto #my old stuff #annoying pidgeon meme #wave #running deidara #deidara #madara uchiha #izuna uchiha #hashirama senju #tobirama senju #mmd #mmd naruto #part 1 #tobirama angry

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bokatan · 6 years

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one of the ranger vets looked at me and I just about surrendered

#hi look at my annoying npc cosplay that both my grandma and great grandma love #catch me out here freaking out any time I see a ranger vet at a con #I’m editing that first pic to be that ‘is this a pidgeon’ meme but instead it’s ‘is this a jumanji cosplay’#I get asked if I’m cosplaying jumanji at least once an hour when I’m in this #fallout new vegas #new california republic #fallout #fallout cosplay #fallout new vegas cosplay #ncr trooper #now I’m retiring this for a few cons so I can make improvements. helloooooooo more weapons and drugs #I’ve got a bag full of med-x and rad away and I’m going to find some way to wear them #indy popcon #my cosplay

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danceskelly · 7 years

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It’s m boi, @supboiiiiii‘s birthday today >:OOOOO

#animation #meme #annoying pidgeon #i stayed up all the way to midnight just to post this #you can take this away from me #me and my homie

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star-rug-64 · 2 years

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The annoying pidgeon meme,

Basically I'm the Pigeon and the mcsm community it annoyed by me when I'm trolling them.

That's basically what it feels like

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parkerologist · 7 years

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So, some little kid decided to be a little shit and make a call out post about Bex, and now Bex is made to be the bad guy here because the person who started this was a minor? Bullshit.

It was a fucking joke about shoes (hella nice lookin’ shoes at that) and now that kid is being butthurt and saying they’re not in the wrong??? WHERE THE FUCK IS THEIR PARENTS

@bext-k did right by apologizing sure, but she did nothing wrong. She shouldn’t have to be saying sorry for a joke, much less to a minor who shouldn’t be on a site for 17+ users, if they either can’t learn to steer THEMSELVES away from troubling content on their own or have a parent supervising them.

What the fuck is wrong with all of you? BOTH SIDES, BOTH THE SHIPPERS AND ANTI

No one should be harassing either side, you’re making it worse by doing this. Honestly, if this fandom get’s anymore toxic I feel like Dreamworks should just cancel the show if it’ll calm all of you the fuck down because with fans attacking the VA’s about personal discomfort shit and blackmailing to make a ship happen and then this incident with Bex, when are ya’ll gonna grow the fuck up?

Fiction does not equal the person as a whole, please learn to differentiate between fantasy and reality, LEARN TO WATCH AFTER YOUR OWN DAMN SELF BECAUSE IT IS NO ONE ELSE’S JOB TO FILTER WHAT YOU SEE, THAT IS ONLY YOUR RESPONSIBILITY. I know these aren’t all the points happening now, but it’s what I’ve seen over these past several months that have been causing so much bullshit in the fandom.

LEAVE THE FUCKING CREW AND VA’S ALONE, STOP BLACKMAILING FOR A STUPID FUCKING SHIP, PLEASE GET A PARENT TO WATCH OVER YOU WHILE YOU SURF THIS SITE IF YOU’RE SO ANAL ABOUT HAVING SOMEONE MAKE SURE YOU DON’T SEE YOUR ‘TRIGGERING’ SHIT IF YOU CAN’T TAKE CARE OF YOUR OWN DAMN SELF. PLEASE EVERYONE JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND ENJOY A GOD DAMN CARTOON FOR WHAT IT’S WORTH, A CARTOON.

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totally-incorrect-theatre-quotes · 4 years

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After the Rain (Fanfic)

Delia

In which in an attempt to bond with Lydia Delia takes her on a shopping trip. Worried about her step-daughter making friends at her new school Delia tries to guide her, though often making the situation more awkward than it already was.

Note: this fanfic goes to show that coming out comes in many diffrent ways, there’s no one way to do it

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Lydia wasn’t the biggest fan of shopping but Delia suggested that they go on a step-mother-step-daughter shopping bonding trip that weekend and Lydia literally couldn’t think of one reason not to despite her best efforts to come up with one at the moment. She just hated how crowded the mall could be and she doubted that what Delia meant by shopping was a trip to the electronics store where Lydia could browse around all the camera accessories and expensive cameras she’d never be able to afford. She had guessed correctly that their outing would be browsing the local mall in the next town over, getting their nails done, and getting lunch. Not all of those things she hated, she actually enjoyed going to the nail shop with Delia who didn’t even push it when she got black nails, as usual, the only thing Delia suggested was some glitter which Lydia reluctantly added and refused to admit that she actually quite liked.

“Lydia I know you’re starting school in a month or two and I thought maybe we could get you some new clothes,” Delia suggested, pushing her food around her plate while they sat in the restaurant

Lydia smiled, “I have a uniform, but thank you anyway.”

“I know you have a uniform, don’t know why Charles insisted on picking a school with the ugliest uniform I’ve ever seen-”

“It’s only a white button-up shirt and a black skirt.” Lydia teased, “It’s not the end of the world.”

“Maybe not, but you do need clothes for not school. When you go out with your friends and do things that typical teenagers do like..I don’t know do Fortnight dances and talk about memes. You want to be up to date on the newest fashion trends so you can look...as the kids say, Lit AF.”

“Delia I enjoy spending time with you but please for the love of God don’t talk like that again. I’m embarrassed for you.” Lydia covered her face with her hands and groaned, “And I don’t like the popular clothes. You must know by now that I prefer black.”

“We can work with that though! I know you like dresses but you definitely need some shirts and pants, and I know it’s a while until winter but it’s really cold in Connecticut so you’ll need a winter wardrobe.”

“I lived in New York all my life? I’m pretty sure I know how to dress for the snow.”

Delia blushed, “I know, I know you do I just want to help your transition to this new school smoother. I know you really struggled at your old school and kids can be so mean, I just don’t want you to have to deal with that all again. I want you to be happy here.”

“I am happy here, I have all of you guys at the house to keep me company.”

Delia got quiet and looked over at her step-daughter. She didn’t want to say anything to the contrary because Lydia looked so sincere when she said that. There was a genuine smile on her face, and while Delia was glad that she loved spending time with them she wanted to make sure that Lydia had friends of her own, friends her own age that she could really connect with and be happy around. Even at her old school, she was pretty alone, Lydia didn’t open up about much when they first met in New York at Delia’s old office but it was evident that Lydia spent much of her time at school by herself. She would mention a few kids every now and then but nothing to suggest they were more than passing acquaintances. She also knew that Lydia was harshly bullied and it would break her heart if it happened at this new school. Lydia liked to call herself an outsider, she didn’t like to follow the trends at school or online, and Delia sincerely hoped that Lydia would find her people in Connecticut, but shuddered at the memories of a desolate and lonely girl sitting with her knees tucked to her chest while she sat in Delia’s office talking about how she loves learning but can’t take the constant harassment from her peers. Delia had once tried to convince Lydia that her problem was positivity and that all Lydia needed to do was be more warm and friendly and as a result, people would like her. She now realized how wrong she was and how much more damage that did to Lydia by unintentionally shifting the blame onto her.

Delia shook away the thoughts of the past, wanting to move forward in her relationship with her step-daughter. She returned Lydia’s enthusiasm with a smile, “I know you love spending time with us, and I hope that you find more people to be around. I know it would be good for you.”

“Yeah maybe,” Lydia shrugged, disinterested.

The two of them finished their meal, paid their bill and went over to the mall. It was less crowded than the malls had been in New York, which eased some of Lydia’s tension. She still had to dodge the aggressive perfume testers offering her a free sample. They went to a couple stores mainly with Delia finding herself a couple of things to buy though she would suggest things to Lydia that would earn a scrunched up nose or a shake of the head. Delia kept trying to get her more colorful looking things, light blues, yellows, pinks, and reds. Lydia would be open to the idea of more color in her clothing but bright obnoxious colors had always been a turn off for her, she wanted to be able to blend in and bright colors made her stick out. Delia ended up convincing her to buy a blue blouse and a light grey cardigan.

Walking through the mall Lydia noticed a small kiosk selling lots of knick-knack trinkets that were a combination of wholesome to strange and unusual. Grabbing Delia’s hand she dragged her over and spent the next twenty minutes looking at all the items. She ended up picking out a new collar for the kitten they had just rescued the other week. They had most of the stuff they needed for the kitten already but Lydia had never really had pets as a kid so she was ready to spoil the hell out of the kittens she affectionately named Cation in response to Delia urging Lydia to be more positive.

With bags in their hands after a full afternoon packed full of shopping, they started to head towards the exit and back to the car. Delia was attempting to coax more conversation out of the teenager asking about her life and what she was looking forward to with the new school year starting in the next month, “You’ve been around town quite a bit when you go for walks around downtown...have you seen any people worth mentioning?”

“I mean I saw a person trying to befriend a pidgeon by offering it french fries if that’s what you mean. That was pretty interesting.”

“No I mean like,” Delia pursed her lips trying to think of how best to ask Lydia the question, “Have you seen any cute boys? When I was your age I had like a crush of the week basically. Didn’t really date much until later in high school but there’s no harm in having any crushes.”

Lydia blushed trying not to think about the cute girl at the ice cream shop she had seen when she took Skye after babysitting last week. She looked to be around Lydia’s age but what are the odds that in a small town like this that she’d find any other people like her, “No not really.” She lied trying to deflect the conversation.

“Really? Because you seem to be blushing an awful lot for somebody that doesn’t have a crush.”

Looking around for any conversation started that could be an escape from this embarrassing topic Lydia briefly locked eyes with a boy she had seen around town before. He was a jerk, always yelling with his friends’ really annoying and sometimes degrading things about the people walking past him. He had tried flirting with Lydia before, she didn’t give much credit to it considering he had hit on the girl before her and the girl after her. He was the least bit smooth and for a fifteen-year-old, he was more vulgar than she had anticipated. She quickly darted her eyes away when he noticed her and gave her a cock-eyed smile and a wink. Lydia rolled her eyes and groaned at him.

Delia playfully nudged her shoulder. She didn’t understand why Lydia had been so dismissive of the boy, even if she didn’t like him he might have been someone she could have been friends with when she started school so she didn’t need to start from scratch. Delia played around with the thought that maybe Lydia did have a crush on him and was trying to be coy about it to get her off her back, “Hey! Is that who the mystery boy is? You shouldn’t have ignored him, that’s not polite!”

Without even thinking Lydia blurted out, “I’m not interested in being polite or heterosexual.”

The minute the words passed her lips Lydia froze, she hadn’t even planned on coming out to Delia, at least not yet, not this way. It had been so hard when she told her father she had no clue why it just slipped up in this conversation, she was usually so good at keeping it on the down-low, changing the language so people didn’t ask. She always thought that coming out was this long conversation with lots of hugs and tears, and though Lydia felt like she was going to cry for being so careless in how she told her, Delia didn’t really seem to have much of a reaction. She simply smiled, shrugged and said, “So...are there any cute girls around town worth mentioning.”

#lydia deetz #delia deetz #adam maitland #barbara maitland #charles deetz #lawrence beetlejuice shoggoth #presley ryan #sophia anne caruso #dana steingold #leslie kritzer #kerry butler #rob mcclure #alex brightman #beetlejuice #incorrect beetlejuice quotes #beetlejuice the musical #beetlegeuse #beetlejuice fanfic #beetlejuice fanfiction

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oddeyecadia · 6 years

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plance youtuber au

a headcanon-ish fanfic-ish crack-ish (idk what this is seriously but it’s kinda long) thingy for plance au week: free day. i'm posting this early cause why not?

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pidge

- channel: pidgeon

- has over 2 million subscribers and growing.

- posts mainly gaming and commentary videos

- not afraid to say whatever the fuck she wants

- shits on fortnite

- shits on instagram comedians, unfunny ex viners (esp lele pons and king bach, oh she hates those), musers, and almost all the cursed things on the internet

- "MONIKA DID NOTHING WRONG: DDLC Part 4"

- 👏 TECH 👏 REVIEW 👏

- gets demonitized every 2 seconds

- "this video is sponsored by best fiends... link in the description i'm on level 50 go try and beat me dipshits."

- hates vine refugees but uses too much vine references in her vids

- frequently collabs with asap science - posts cartoon/anime reviews sometimes cus she's a nerd with a lot of opinions

- cried when she got sponsored by crunchyroll - people love her hilarious snarky comments on everything.

- and her puns. liza koshy who?

lance

- is part of this youtube collab channel with almost 4 million subscribers, "voltron" along with keith, hunk, shiro, and allura

- they're like o2l but with more diverse members who makes various types of content

- with this gorgeous man named coran as their manager

- he has a solo/main channel tho but it's not very active. and it's full of meme videos.

- lance mainly does vlogs on voltron tho

- but like the ones that would always give his friends a heart attack

- he'd literally do anything for a good vlog

- from buying hunk a hundred gallons of orange juice to pranking shiro and keith with a fucking crocodile

- got srsly injured once bc of a stunt for a vlog

- his first words were "GET THE CAMERA" and then he vlogged all the way to the hospital

- sometimes he would post "skin care routine", "how i style my hair", and all that beauty guru stuff randomly out of nowhere and it would confuse his viewers but they'd watch it anyway

- did a song cover once. it broke the internet.

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- their story started when pidge posted one of those smash or pass; youtuber edition, requested by some of her viewers. "i'm running out of video ideas for sat down saturday so instead of doing the boring old qna, let's do this instead. matt's here to help me."

- matt behind the camera: can you do date or pass instead?

- pidge: this ain’t girl defined, matthew.

- matt started saying random youtuber names and pidge carefully chose who to smash and to pass with her reasons. "the paul brothers?" asked matt. "kill" she answered with a blank face.

- "keith?" "smash" he then mentioned every single member of voltron and pidge confidently chose to say smash for all of them.

- except for lance that was.

- "what!?" matt exclaimed. "but he's hot!"

- "well yeah he's cute but he's kinda annoying. i don't know i just– he flirts with literally every girl in his vlogs, especially allura which is very obviously not interested. that's an automatic turn off. plus, he's obnoxiously loud."

- cue lance's offended gasp when he watched it while making his "reacting to people who smashed or passed me." video

- "well, i'm sorry for always drinking my appreciating women juice."

- pidge was the only one who said pass on him. literally. he tried to watch every smash or pass youtuber edition video out there and none of them ever said pass for him. for lover boy lance. does this girl had any taste?

- curiousity (and salt) haunted him, causing him to stalk all of her social media accounts, watching every single one of her videos (which entertained him but he wouldn't admit that)

- lance's salt didn't let him sleep that night

- pidge saw lance's video of course. her fans made sure to send that video to her in every social media. apparently, the whole internet was freaking out about their "beef." appreciating =/= flirting. she tweeted and ignored all the shit that came after.

- though it didn't stop lance and the internet to start a war.

- fast forward to vidcon. hunk and lance shared a room. hunk and pidge decided to do a collab for the two nerds had been fans of each other for a long time. lance saw pidge. pidge saw lance. they stare at each other in horror. hunk is best boy for not telling pidge that he and lance shared a room and for not telling lance that he'd be doing a collab with the girl who found him really obnoxious. hunk and pidge filmed their collab as lance sulked behind the camera, judging her every move. an idea then came to his mind.

- lance: that's it. we're doing a collab too

- pidge: dude wtf

- thus, lance went full shane dawson and the video "meeting my hater" was born

- it was basically lance trying to save his self esteem by asking pidge some questions

- "why do you hate me so much?" he asked. "i don't. i just find you annoying. i find a lot of people annoying." he still wasn't satisfied.

- pidge hung out with hunk for the rest of vidcon and became really good friends with voltron. she wasn't sure about lance though. he tried to befriend her yeah but in a "i'm trying to show you that i'm not that annoying" type of way, causing him to be more annoying.

- they found out that pidge's apartment was fairly near the voltron house, causing pidge to hang there quite often after vidcon, mostly for hunk but she also liked talking to allura as well as keith and shiro's company.

- lance? he took this opportunity to start some type of series, vlogging whenever pidge was near.

- here's a playlist:

meeting my hater

trying to make my hater like me

hater buys my clothes

target with hater

surprising my hater with a snake

surprising my hater with a puppy (an apology sequel)

beating my hater's ass at mario kart

- and so on

- the two then started to hang out more, not just for the sake of lance's series, but because they realized that they actually had a lot in common and they liked each other's company. a lot.

- eventually, pidge and lance did become really good friends.

- their dynamic was surprisingly a great one. they helped each other to grow as a person and as a youtuber.

- fans even noticed how lance slowly started to flirt less and less with every fucking girl he'd see because of how focused he was on trying to impress his "hater." until he wasn't flirting with anyone at all, even with allura which was a total shocker for everyone.

- they thanked pidge for that (they shipped pidge with lance because of that *cough* what?)

- lance would even be the one to visit her sometimes

- he would find himself talking to pidge whenever he would feel homesick for she was the one who understood this the most because, unlike the members of voltron, her family wasn't just a few drives away.

- lance took care of pidge. he was always making sure that she wasn't stressing herself out with too much work and too less rest like she'd usually do before she met him.

- pidge felt terrible for thinking so poorly of him.

- "i'm sorry." she said when they were watching a movie at her apartment. "for what?" he turned to her and their eyes met. when did they become this close? she could almost feel his breath on her face and it made things in her stomach flutter. "for being a 'hater'" she chuckled at the word. "i mean you're still kind of annoying for being too loud and wanting to kiss like a hundred girls but you're actually pretty amazing." his lips formed the sweetest smile and her cheeks burned. "thanks, hater. though, just so you know..." their faces moved closer and he continued "all i really want is to kiss one snarky girl one hundred times." and he did.

- lance then added a new video to his hater series "my hater loves me now and i love her more."

#plance au week 2018 #plance #pidgance #pance #yes lance's yt content is heavily inspired by david dobrik sdfhbhf #remember when i was an o2l fan #satri writes #kinda

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charlyoddsox27 · 6 years

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its 6am, i havent slept, im bored, so im posting a list of the mercs in order of whom i like the most and reasons why, because thats something i should do i guess?

here goes

(spoilers for the comics down below but either way i think im the only person on earth who has never read them before now)

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~~1. Medic~~

reasons for being my favourite:

• fucking. look. at. him. 👌

• 'mad german doctor' is one of my favourite tropes and he is a pretty bang-on satirical depiction of it

• cute-ass german accent

• he has pet pidgeons hE LOVES HIS PIDGEON PALS THEY KEEP HIM COMPANY

• healers are the most respectable class imo and since Medic pretty much started it he's automatically the best, thats how it works right?

• he sold some random persons soul to satan in exchange for a ***ballpoint pen*** and can i just say, fucking mood??? (he is literally the "i'd sell you to satan for one cornchip" meme)

• "yes, Archimedes...I couldn't agree more." *shudders* b oi .. .

• so many more reasons to love this gross old doctor so little room in Tumblrs posts.

~~2. Spy~~

reasons for being my second favourite:

• cranky, done with everyones shit, just wants to be left alone, fucking mood

• he's a spy i mean c'mon. look at the swanky-ass suit, look at the class radiating from this asshole.

• he may be a dick but he has a soft side he's just too jaded to show it most of the time (see: Scouts death in the comics?? real tears. honestly wish they'd panned that out more.)

• masks are hot tbFH--

• he enjoys a nice glass of whisky by the fireplace and so do i (fun fact: france is the biggest importer of scottish whisky in the world so its a nice touch)

• shapeshifting is fucking cool are you serious like he can just. do that. what a legend

• "i have a cyanide pill in one of my molars, if i break it then spit some in your mouth before i die, we can avoid being tortured." *'heavy' bursts in to save them* "PFFTHBTHF--"

• "SEDUCE ME."

• arrogant frenchman is one of my other favourite tropes and this is the most arrogant frenchman ive ever seen

• he's the only fully sane Merc, maybe apart from Engie.

• people love to hate him bc he's an asshole but...come on. after working with all those other weirdos for years, you'd be pretty jaded too.

• as a gross shipper, he's the easiest and the most fun (imo) to ship with Medic (rip me)

~~3. Pyro~~

reasons for being my third favourite:

• would have tied with Soldier if it werent for that one picture of them in the comics holding a puppy over their head with the most adoring expression on their mask??? good Pyro. goodest Pyro.

• doesn't do much in the comics but makes up for it in pure charm. look at that soulless face and tell me you dont love it.

• ambiguous gender ambiguous gender amBIGUOUS GENDER AMBIGUOUS GENDER. she/he/they? trans? nb? whatever you headcanon, it'll never be confirmed so its literally up to your own imagination. fucking ace, Valve 👌👌👌

• likes to burn things. god damnit. they like to burn things, guys. but they enjoy it so much, you just cant hate them, you can only feel a sympathetic joy that this precious lunatic is having fun in their own little world.

• canonically mentally ill (schizoprenia? it could be hallucinogenic drugs but i like to think its schizophrenia.)

• pretty sure they burned a pair of pedophiles in the comics. at least i think thats what those panels were insinuating. "lets open an orphanage and have an endless supply of kids to--" sounds pretty red-flaggy to me tbh. plus they were the villains so, eh?

• bludgeoned a bear to death until its skull was pulp because it insulted their special interest. you go, Pyro.

• for a few bits in the comics they have a really cute family dynamic going on with other Mercs, Soldier for example."Miss Pauling, Pyros on my side of the car." "Miss Pauling, Pyro cut off my hand." fuckin' cuties.

• when they start putting on like 50 shirts to keep warm in the Russian mountains. chubby.

• a gas mask that can function as both badass, and completely adorable.

• just. everything about them. how could you not love them. they're not in the wrong, you are. stay away from my misunderstood child and let them burn things god damnit.

~~4. Soldier~~

look I'm sorry, I love Soldier and he was gonna be tied with Pyro but that fucking puppy drawing sold me.

• absolute gold every second he speaks. he could sneeze and i'll laugh.

• such a dumbass you cant get annoyed at him for it. like. just agree with him and move on. no point reasoning with a boulder. "haha! silly Miss Pauling, thinking theres different types of blood." Medic: "haha yes! indeed, silly."

• HUTTAH *NECK SNAP*

• i'm not American and even i can see how blatantly his character mocks stereotypical Patriotic Americans™. but its so dumb and laughable, its adorable.

• EVERYTHING ABOUT HIS RELATIONSHIP WITH ZHANNA IS A BLESSING. EVERYTHING.

• the first "meet the Mercs" video i ever saw was "meet the Soldier" so he holds a special place in my heart

• (preaches about experiencing the horrors of war; has never actually been to war. shh dont tell anyone though--) *neck gets snapped*

~~5. Demoman~~

• I'm Scottish. even though his accent is absolute garbage (no offense to the VA), any representation is very nice.

• Black AND Scottish?? i mean has a character like that even existed before TF2??? amazing example of representation right there. there are barely even any black people in Scotland, how did this happen. I love it. more of this, please.

• he's a drunk guy who blows shit up for shits and giggles and god I wish I could too, sounds like a miracle stress-reliever.

• his sassy black scottish mother. combining the stereotypical black mother with the stereotypical scottish mother is literally the best thing that ever happened.

• the bit in the comic where Medic explains that Demo can't remember what happened to his eye bc he scooped out part of his brain, and the look on Demo's face. just. the look.

• again, he's scottish, he's stereotypical, and he's awesome.

~~6. Sniper~~

• underrated

• piss jars. piss jars everywhere.

• "no dad, im not a crazed murdering lunatic, I'm an assassin. ...well one's a job and the other's mental sickness!!"

• "meet the Sniper" has kickass music

• ruffled gross old man who isn't actually old, he's just seen some SHIT

• actually given development in the comics + some really good scenes with Spy.

• so suave...so...handsome. handsome ruffled bushman. me like.

• he dies first in the comics but gets brought back and gets a cool-ass scar. and then he's just walking around naked everywhere for the rest of the comic. Medic, where the fuck did you put his clothes.

• isn't actually Australian. thats like one of the biggest twists in the comic. "no wonder i was never inhumanly strong and my chest hair didn't grow into the shape of Australia!!" Classic.

• says "bugger" a lot and i love that word

• he needs a hug, let me hug him. and give him a bath.

~~7. Heavy~~

I'm gonna be crucified for putting the big lad so low but i promise i dont dislike any of the Mercs. he'd be higher up but...ive never really liked big huge tank-men tbh :/

• loveable as fuck

• will murder you if you bully his puny little Medic

• i looove Russian accents omfg

• he like big gun. i can respect that.

• when Medic was killed and he went APESHIT on Classic!Heavy and I lost my fuckin' mind over that shit

• he probably has a soft spot for small cute animals. i love imagining him being swarmed by Medics flock of doves and petting them like "good bird...so many good bird..."

• actually smarter than people give him credit for???

• i really really wish his character was a lil more fleshed out but. that's just me. i love him but he doesn't have the same appeal to me as Medic or Spy.

• his entire relationship with Medic...ugh. yes. best friends and/or boyfriends. all good to me 👌

• he named his gun Sasha and that's adorable

~~8. Engineer~~

• gOD, FUCK, I REALLY WISH HE DID MORE IN THE COMICS. i barely know anything about his character. i like him a lot but...god, he...he doesn't...do.....anything.......

• he built a cool robot arm for himself and AI turrets and teleporter machines and guns that fire magic healing powers and immortality machines, in the 1960s. what. some kind of wizard fuckery is this.

• smoothest voice in the west

• "y'all"

~~9. Scout~~

oh god i really am gonna be crucified. i dont hate him i just. like him the least.

• shitboy

• reminds me of a shitty ex but also kinda relateable in a way

• some genuinely funny bits in the shorts.

• gross horny hetero teen boy with a god complex and serious daddy issues. also, he can't read. the "sex bom" tattoo on his chest will be an eternal testament to that. nice job, Spy. you raised him good.

~~~

hoo boy there we go theres all the boys, all the beautiful boys (and Scout) in order of how much i love them. if i made any errors in my info about the canon, feel free to send me death threats 💙 (no seriously tell me though, being a newbie is embarrassing)

so uh. yeah. that took two hours to write. its now 8am. im still bored lol. bye i guess.

#long post #charlyspeaks #charlys cesspool of interests #team fortress 2 #team fortress #medic #pyro #heavy #engineer #scout #spy #demoman #sniper #soldier #zhenna #tf2 #drabble #my opinions #ooooo

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lightmagicianprowessofficial · 2 years

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Conclusion to the 'Annoying Pidgeon' Meme on my YT channel.

(https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCT-__fAv1XsqckXtbgQi1Tg, by the way)

I've also posted this on my main blog: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/sketchtothemoon

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sketchtothemoon · 2 years

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Conclusion to the 'Annoying Pidgeon' Meme on my YT channel.

(https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCT-__fAv1XsqckXtbgQi1Tg, by the way)

I've also posted this on my other blog, which features these OCs exclusively: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/lightmagicianprowessofficial

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dreamworksworddump · 6 years

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Ship meme: lotor/pidge/shiro

Most affectionate: Lotor is the most affectionate of the three, because after thousands of years of solitude, and paranioa, and loss, he knows better than to waste the time that they have together. Big spoon/Little spoon: Pidge is too short to be anythibg but the little spoon. Being a big spoon means choking on Lotor's hair during the night, or being squashed against Shiro like a stuffed animal. To avoid death by hair, Shiro lets Lotor be the big spoon, with him in the middle.Most common argument: Taking unneccesary risks. Lotor will do whatever is neccessay for victory, or to protect those he loves, which often results in him getting hurt. Pidge gets upset with him for it, though she often does the same, but Shiro is the one who gets the most upset when they do risky things unneccesarily. Favorite nonsexual activities: Pidge likes to sit in either Shiro or Lotor's lap as she works on a project, while the others work on their own thing, or watch a movie. Just being near each other is one of their favorite things to do. Who is likely to carry the other: As much as Pidge tries, she can't lift either of her boyfriends. Because she is the lightest, she is often carried around, partially just because they know it annoys her.Nicknames:Shiro: Babe, Daddy, Idiot, HeroPidge: Pidgeon, Love, DarlingLotor: Sir, My Prince, BabyWho worries most: Shiro worries a hell of a lot about Pidge and Lotor, with how reckless they are, but Lotor worries the most. In his lifetime, he has seen entire civilizations rise and fall; it would take so little for everything that is good in his life to suddenly go wrong.Who tops: Pidge is a power bottom, especially with Shiro, but occasionally plays the role of a top. Shiro is versatile, and how he acts in bed depens on his partner. Lotor is strictly a top, due to personal history of his own.Who initiates kisses: Shiro will initiate kisses with Pidge, and Lotor will too, but Pidge is too short to actually reach either of their faces unless they're sitting down. Whenever they are at her hieght, she takes it as permission to kiss.Who wakes up first: Pidge stays up late, and wakes up late. Mornings are not er thing. She hates when Shiro gets up all peppy and happy, and wakes her up as he's getting dressed.Who says 'I love you' first: Pidge said it during a fight between her and Lotor about him sneaking off on his own to complete a mission, which almost got him killed.

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