This dude always has the wildest and yet somehow relatable vids
Maybe this one is
Less relatable than most
But have you seen what rent is like??
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Credits to @andrewrousso on tiktok (I've watched his tiktok and I couldn't help imagining the batfam in that scenario)
Bruce: I'm so excited babe
Selina: same, now all we have to do is tell Damian
Bruce: yeah , idk if I have the strength for that right now maybe we'll tell him like next week
Damian: no please.... continue
Bruce: Damian, Selina's pregnant you're gonna have a younger sibling
Damian: so a 16th member in this house of cards
Bruce:
Selina:
Damian: to fawn at shadow puppets in the cave and strut about ceaselessly in this mortal flesh
Bruce: you'll be the big brother
Selina: you'll have a new friend
Damian: I do not require a companion in my crusade of contempt
Selina: you'll have to take care of them and share
Damian: I shall not share with this parasitic leech inside you now they shall earn their keep and be my squire
Selina: you'll have so much to teach them
Damian: [pointing at dick] so just like Richard I am to be the cavalry spearhead into your parental failure
Dick:[spits his drink]
Damian: and the new one will just muck about as some oafish foot soldier
Bruce:[ rubbing the bridge of his nose] Damian ....
Damian: at 16 I am emancipating myself and joining the French foreign legion as an airborne engineer
Selina: you are being a little dramatic
Damian: when the show is up and the curtains draw, stay backstage [looking at bruce] and you
Bruce: [sighs heavily]
Damian: I can't believe you did IT twice
Kids:[tries to muffle their snickering]
Bruce: well damian sex is natural and you dont do it just to have kids
Damian: INTERCOURSE JUST FOR FUN??!! ARE YOU INSANE SIR!!!! I can't believe this mockery, you have butchered the family's name father
Bruce: Dam-
Damian: silence I will not hear any of your empty excuses. I'm done with this i can't believe you actually thought I didn't already know
Kids: [not able to hold their laughter anymore]
Tim:[while wiping his tears] I can't believe he actually did it
Jason,Stephanie,Cullen and Carrie: [wheezing]
Damian:[turning to look at his siblings]you all own me 50$ and 5 favors each
(So I only did some changes to match the batfam but most of the dialogue is from the original video)
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https://www.tiktok.com/@andrewrousso/video/6912910998655585542?sender_device=pc&sender_web_id=6870565032057423365&is_from_webapp=v1
This is Grogu and Din
I've seen that video before it's fucking hilarious😭
Yes that is Din and Grogu, our boys🥺
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