Tsams skit: -MEANWHILE IN ANIMATRONIC HEAVEN-
Cast:
Old Moon
OG Eclipse
OG Bloodtwins
Killcode
Solar Flare
Copy-Eclipse
KC: *holding a laser pointer while OG Bloodmoon scampers around trying to catch it* :)
Bloodmoon: HOW DOES IT EVADE US?!
Old Moon: *sips tea* *Looks down* ...oh dang
Eclipse: what?
Old Moon: Looks like we've got new company-
Copy: *appears* *looks around wildly* What- where-
Old Moon: *Casually* So how'd it go?
Copy: WHERE THE FREAK AM I?!
Eclipse: Welcome to the afterlife, poser. Real smart move you did there.
Solar Flare: Didn't even last 5 months.
Old Moon: Fumbled the ball, really.
Copy: You're telling me... I died... and I don't even get to know who brought me BACK?! THATS THE HAND I'VE BEEN DEALT?! AFTER EVERYTHING-
KC: *looms* Who is this angry, lost child?
Old Moon: Copy-Eclipse. Some nerd's attempt at resurrecting the actual thing.
Solar Flare: Except they only managed to make him slightly more insane than the last one.
Eclipse: He's basically just a feral, wet cat.
Copy: ALL OF YOU SHUT IT- wait- why are you three acting all buddy-buddy?! You hate each other!
Old Moon: Because we finally talked things out, like adults, you over-seasoned dorito. We've been dead for a while, and bonded over the reality drama that is our family's lives.
Eclipse: and neither of us ever really had much of a problem with Solar Flare.
Old Moon: Look- we don't have any beef with you. All you really did was emotionally traumatize Ruin, and slander everyone you met into the ground. Which I'm not gonna say I'm THRILLED about- in fact, I'd sic the twins on you if that would do anything- but at least you didn't kill anyone.
Copy: I would have torn that idiot limb from limb had I gotten the chance...
Solar Flare: I would not recommend speaking of the cousins that way around Killcode.
Copy: the what now
Eclipse: yeahhh- "Dad's" been preemptively adopting anyone who doesn't fall under the Celestial sibling umbrella.
Old Moon: Ruin, Jack, the new Bloodtwins, Frank-
KC: Any who do not have a family to call their own
Copy: I see
So you lot have resorted to playing "happy family" ever since you died, as... what? an attempt to fill the pathetic hole in your afterlives now that the others have forgotten you, or refuse to talk about you? Is that it?
Speaking of missing pieces, how are your brothers doing, by the way? last I checked, Lunar's overjoyed we're dead- (turns to Moon) and Sun can't mention you without becoming jumpy, or tense... Now that your replacement's going off the deep end like you did, I'm certain it won't be long before he gets a nice, clear reminder of what it felt like when his twin used to beat him-
Old Moon: *standing up* I think it's about time you shut your mouth.
Copy: What are you going to do? Kill me? *laughs* we're already dead, idiot! And here I thought you were the smart on-
Old Moon: KC? Put him in timeout.
KC: *lifts Copy up and puts him in his lap* my sons, come meet your new, rude brother :)
Copy: what- HEY- Let go of me-!
Bloodtwins: *yeet over*
*hissing sounds ensue from Copy as Old Moon sits back down with a sigh*
Old Moon: *groan* I hope they actually resurrect him, instead of another copy showing up, because I can already tell he's not going to be fun to deal with...
Eclipse: To be fair, we were at each other's throats for a good while after I got blown up. He probably just needs to blow off steam.
Solar Flare: At the very least, Killcode is here to play mediator this time, rather than that duty falling on me.
Eclipse: Yeah, I'm sure that was fun for you
Solar Flare: It was like being in charge of two tired children and a rabid dog.
Old Moon: oh, come on- we weren't that bad
Solar Flare: *'Nam flashbacks* *blank stare*
Eclipse: I think he begs to differ- anyways who do you think's gonna need therapy after this? Lunar, maybe Ruin-
Old Moon: Earth's gonna be booked for weeks
Eclipse: with just two people?
Old Moon: oh, you haven't been keeping up with the others, have you- EVERYBODY'S going to see Earth.
Eclipse: I think EARTH's going to need to see Earth...
Solar Flare: *Still blankly staring, reliving the horrors*
I wrote this late so don't come at me if it makes no sense or seems rushed/sloppy. My skits always are, because I just kinda let my brain ramble 🤣
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Interview w/ soukoku + [name]
Random: What kind of girls do you prefer?
Chuuya: My wife.
Random: And what kind of girl do you prefer?
Dazai: Uhh.. Chuuyas wife!
[NAME], whos legally married to both of them : Huh
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Shoto: I think Midoriya was right.
Bakugou: I’m surprised the nerd hasn’t marched in here to say ‘I told you so’ yet.
Kirishima: He wouldn’t do that.
Midoriya: You’re right, Kirishima. For once in your life, you’re 100% right. I would never say that.
Midoriya: *turns around, the shirt he’s wearing says ‘Deku told you so’ on the back*
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