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jason: ur just a pretender and a fraud
tim: idc that you died kys again
jason: …
jason: this kid’s a riot
#let tim drake say kys 2024#tim drake is a menace#and a little shit#dc comics#batman#dc#batfamily#tim drake#jason todd#dc robin#red robin#red hood#incorrect batfamily quotes#incorrect quotes
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Danny Phantom x DC
Danny gets stuck as a cat somehow and ends up in the care of Damian. He still has his powers, he just can’t take a humanoid form (although the Waynes are confused on whether Damian took in a black cat with blue eyes, a white cat with green eyes, or two cats).
#writing prompt#fanfic prompt#writing#fanfic#fanfic idea#fanfic ideas#danny phantom#danny fenton#dc#dc x dp prompt#dc x dp#Danny is a cat#and a little shit#danny is a little shit#damian wayne#cat!danny Fenton
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So obviously Percy and Vex immediately know that Gwen is a Teifling because of Percy’s Demon motel status, there’s really no question to either of them. Vox Machina and Zahra/Kashaw are also fully aware of this the moment she’s born. (Although Scanlon does like to make jokes early on) but naturally everyone else is immediately like “… did Vex cheat?”. The people of Whitestone are kinda split between that piece of gossip and “Percy made a deal with a demon” (Lol cute that ya’ll think it’s just one)
BUT as Gwen gets older and starts meeting people anyone that spends more than 2 minutes watching her is immediately just like “oh yea. That kid is Percy’s.” But especially Cass who is immediately like that is my brother. That is my brother as a child. A teifling child, no less.
Gwendolyn is an absolute heart melting sweetheart and also a little shit, just like her dad.
#percy de rolo#critical role#vex’ahlia#perc’ahlia#the legend of vox machina#vox machina#percy de blorbo#gwendolyn de rolo#she is both a sweetheart#and a little shit#just like her dad#cassandra de rolo#zahra hydris
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Found a nice uquiz
Basically a quiz on how tumblr would view you if you were a fictional character
Here’s my result(i forgot to screenshot the first time, chose the same answer a second time but got a different result. Oh well)
(If anyone cares my first result was that I’d have a lot of fanfiction. So that’s something)
Then I got this-
Haha anyway
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Cursed dnd character moodboard
#shitpost#noodles open mouth and shit do come out#my dnd character#dnd#dnd character#dnd memes#dungeons and dragons#dnd oc#short guy with anger issues I hope he doesn’t die#that boy is heavily magpie themed#and a little shit
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chris really sad: Dad, imma rebel girl now💅🏼
#911 fox#911 spoilers#slay#christopher diaz#i know it’s serious but it’s funny#he’s getting sassy#christopher diaz is a national tresure#and a little shit#eddie diaz
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Life is fine, God is good, and Anne is still a little shit
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steve calling dnd dice game and other names it isn’t on purpose. Does it give him enjoyment that he sees the looks Dustin has? yes, yes it does and he’ll keep it up for the sake the faces the kid makes.
#listen i love the idea that Steve loves learning these things#and enjoys dnd so god damn much#but he is going to be such a big brother to dustin#and annoy him greatly#and i love this whole ass thing#because i swear my older sister has and will likely do this to me#we annoy one another a lot#but we love each other#and so does dustin and steve#so more i'm doing this to annoy my little brother vibes i will have#max and steve sibling vibes are different#they sass each other all the time#still a sibling vibe!!!#「 this puppy isnt going to be quiet ― puppy speaks 」#「 not always canon ― head canon 」#in conclusion steve is a nerd#slash a dork#and a little shit#and i won't be told otherwise
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Funny things I found out playing with language setting in Netflix while looking episode 15:
Chilchuck's scream sounds HAUNTED in brazilian portuguese. Give it a try if you can.
(You can hear it here)
In spanish dub, Senshi says: "tocó mis senos de hombre", which means "he touched my man boobs" in Spanish. And I think that's the best dub line one so far.
#i love replaying certain scenes (usually screams) to see how they nailed it in other dubs#ive done it with Chilchuck & Mickbell screams because they're the funniest ones#give it a shot if you can#its really funny to hear certain character voices in other languages#for example. brazilian portuguesse gave both mickbell and chilchuck un-childlike voices (in japaneese both sound like little childs)#and they reused Chilchuck's japaneese screams for most of the other languages because he is so high-pitched and full of terror that it work#dungeon meshi#chilchuck#chilchuck tims#dunmeshi#delicious in dungeon#senshi#senshi of izganda#senshi dungeon meshi#idk how do you people screen record the episodes#if i knew how to i would put the shots here#my shit#thanks to the one that made the clip on Chil's scream im in love here <3
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Love the contrast between the Americans’ “Apollo” and the Soviets’ “Sputnik.” You got the Americans naming their rocket after a Greek god trying to communicate the grandness and importance of this rocket. And you got the Soviets naming their rocket “fellow traveler.” Like a friend you go on an adventure with together. This rocket is our little friend lol
#i think its cute#they took the mars rover approach#humanizing the space craft making it cute making us (me) project emotions onto it#the soviets also used imagery of laika in propaganda a lot#which is pretty fucked up imo#but if i grew up in the soviet union that shit wouldve definetly worked on me lmao#the narrative of a heroic little dog going to space and being honored by the whole country#as cruely wrong as it is its very appealing#the soviets knew what they were doing man they didnt reveal how laika really died until like. the 2000s#bc they knew people really cared about that dog#they liked the narrative around her
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jason: *laughing about something he’s looking at on his phone*
bruce: whatcha laughing at jaylad?
jason: *who has suddenly never seen or heard a joke before* i don’t know what you’re talking about old man
#i love jason todd#he is a menace#and a little shit#<3#dc comics#batman#dc#bruce wayne#jason todd#batfamily#incorrect batfamily quotes#incorrect quotes#dc jason todd
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"europeans are soooo much more enlightened and anti-racist than americans" haha sooo true, quick question, how do you feel about romani people?
‼️THIS POST IS ABOUT ANTI-ROMANI SENTIMENT. DO NOT DERAIL. ‼️
#i hate europeans who say this shit. yeah sure you are soooo antiracist. i fucking bet.#literally anyone who cares even a little abt this knows tgat americans are WAY better than us in this regard.
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[Jason panic searching his room]
Jason: "WHERE IS IT?!"
Tim : "what is *it*?
Jason: "You would know if saw it! Just help me look!"
Dick: "Hey, let's just calm down. What are we looking for?"
Jason: "I bought home an injured snake yesterday on patrol and I was planning on dropping it off at the vet today."
Dick: "that's not so bad."
Jason: "If Damian finds it we're going to have a pet snake. And you're the only one he would trust to feed it."
[Jason, Dick and Tim frantically searching the manor.]
Meanwhile
[Damian in the cave full Robin costume with snake around his shoulders - Maniacal laughter.]
Bruce suddenly sits straight up in his seat in the watch tower, a full body shiver taking over him.
Bruce: "Somethings wrong"
#batman#dick grayson#bruce wayne#dc#jason todd#batfamily#dc comics#tim drake#batfam#damian wayne#batcow#bat bros#batman and robin#dick grayson and damian wayne#damian wayne is a little shit
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#furry fandom#anthro#sorry i heard somebody the other day say that shit n im just tired#brother you can find lots of very creative fursonas and OCs if you looked even a little bit
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you're in the habit of denying yourself things.
if someone asked you directly, you would say that you love a little treat. you like iced coffee and getting the cookie. you drink juice out of a fancy cup sometimes, and often do use your candles until they gutter out helplessly.
but you hesitate about buying the 20 dollar hand mixer because, like. you could just use your arms. you weren't raised rich. you don't get to just spend the 20 dollars (remember when that could cover lunch?), at least - you don't spend that without agonizing over it first, trying to figure out the cost-benefits like you are defending yourself in front of a jury. yes, this rice cooker could seriously help you. but you do know how to make stovetop rice and it really isn't that hard. how many pies or brownies would you actually make, in order to make that hand mixer worthwhile?
what's wild is that if the money was for a friend, it would already be spent. you'd fork over 40 without blinking an eye, just to make them happy. the difference is that it's for you, so you need to justify it.
and it sneaks in. you ration yourself without meaning to - you don't finish the pint of ice cream, even though you want to. the next time you go to the store, you say ah, i really shouldn't, and then you walk away. you save little bits of your precious things - just in case. sometimes you even go so far as putting that one thing in your shopping cart. and then just leaving it there, because maybe-one-day, but not right now, there's other stuff going on.
you do self-care, of course. but you don't do it more than like, 3 days in a row. after that it just feels a little bit over-the-edge. like. you can't live in decadence, the economy is so bad right now, kid.
so you don't buy the rice cooker. you can-and-will spend the time over the stove. you can withstand the little sorrows. denial and discipline are practically synonyms. and you're not spoiled.
it's just - it's not always a rice cooker. sometimes it is a person or a job or a hug. sometimes it is asking for help. sometimes it is the summer and your college degree. sometimes it is looking down at scabbed knees and feeling a strange kind of falling, like you can't even recognize the girl you used to be. sometimes it is your handprint looking unsteady.
sometimes it is tuesday, and you didn't get fired, and you want to celebrate. but what is it you like, even? you search around your little heart and come up empty. you're so used to denying that all your desires draw a blank.
oh fuck. see, this is the perfect opportunity. if you had a mixer, you'd make a cake.
#warm up#this isn't good#writeblr#this is complicated by the fact i can't stand up too long or i fuckken pass out and <3 hit my damn head <3#but i did take a deep breath and buy myself the stupid rice cooker#and!!! a very cheap sushi kit!!! i have been wanting to try making sushi for literally YEARS#the kit was only like 15 dollars!!!! and i haven't purchased it bc?!!??!?!?!?!!?#..... i didn't get the mixer tho that felt. like a lot. like too much.#on my list is a kitchenaid. one day when i get a check and i have paid off my student debt#and medical debt#i will put that first little bit of cash#into a kitchenaid 5qt stand mixer (with attachments)#i really do just go into their refurbished section and stare lustily at each option#but yeah i feel guilty about the rice cooker even tho i know for a fact this damn thing is gonna be a lifesaver#oh shit also fuck i forgot to mention . poached eggs
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