dramatic-dolphin
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ray/r茅 | 馃嚟馃嚭 | 20s | any pronouns | spider enthusiast | noldor apologist
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Guide To Board Games
#one time i got my cousin a boardgame about standing in line for groceries in communist era poland#so yeah. big fan of the super specific simulation games
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One of the best things about being old is watching a joke you witnessed the birth of eventually be picked up and propagated by kids who weren't even alive yet when it was first made.
I wonder what percentage of "he needs mouse bites to live!" and "this vexes me" jokers have even heard of MetaFilter, much less know that a comment on a post about the 2007-2008 writers strike is where it all began?
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Mini hawk launched from car. Attacks an unsuspecting invasive species.
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(SOUND IS CRUCIAL) this video is has murdered me dead the music the editing the way information is slowly revealed about the two of them the plot twist the breaking bad images. WILLIAM WILLIAM WILLIAM. all over minecraft parkour someone help im seizing
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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 馃槖" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY
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I think the funniest example of technically-not-a-furry I've ever personally encountered is a person who'd firmly insist "I'm not a furry because furries have fursonas, and I don't have a fursona. I just pay furries to draw pictures of me having sex with their fursonas, which is completely different."
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Tag the OCs that are a packaged deal, you don鈥檛 get one without also getting the other. (And, who they are to each other, romantic pair, twins, etc.)
#kwassi and jem again lol#they are sooooo fucking codependent omg#ideally they'd never leave each other's side for a single second#they have a sibling dynamic but both of them consider themselves the older sibling and the other one the younger who must be protected#(jem is in fact older by 7 entire years but that doesn't matter)#oc tag: light and shadow#oc tag: tip of your tongue
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Oh I get it now. He's called Hideo Kojima because his parents named him that
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Knuckle tats that say Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.
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Bestie
English - best friend
Bestie
Czech - beast, brute, monster
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what they dont tell you about adulthood is that it鈥檚 startlingly easy to go long periods of time without having any fun at all not even a little bit. btw this causes ur brain to try to kill you with knives and hammers.
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