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Back on my genderfuck batcryptid shit (this doesn’t make ANY sense whatsoever)
Some reporter, after a Justice League fight with a villain that happened to be gender non-conforming, being rude about trans ppl, trying to get a comment from the justice league, steamrolling past any and all niceties and no comments, Superman about to pop into a rant that Batman just KNOWS will be twisted out of context and turn into a PR nightmare.
So Batman chooses not to anger, but confuse.
Batman, in his deep gravelly voice: “So I’m a woman then?”
Reporter: “…what?”
Batman, either trans or lying: “you just defined a woman as being capable of carrying a child. I have the biological capability to bear young. Does that make me a woman?”
Some other reporter: “But your name is BatMAN.”
Batman, going all in on the cryptid thing: “Gotham named me. I am partially of the species ‘man.’ Gender is irrelevant to the name. I suppose my womb makes me a woman then.”
Reporter: “I… yes? Yes. Women have wombs. Men have dicks.”
Batman: “Oh. I also have a Dick.”
(Robin falls over cackling)
Reporter: “You what?”
Batman: “What does that make me?”
Wonder Woman, rolling with the punches while the rest of the JL are either confused or trying not to laugh: “Whatever you feel you are, my fellow warrior. Tell me, would you rather I refer to you with She/her? As a shield sister? Or they/them?”
Transphobic reporter, squawking in horror:
Green Lantern, supporting the bit: “We can call you Batwoman!”
Batman: “I would be honored to be referred to as your sister. I do not care what you refer to me as, but I have become used to he/him. And I am keeping Batman. It is the name Gotham gave me. I will not change it for my genitals.”
Transphobic Reporter, pissed now: “But you’re a woman!”
Batman, nodding: “So you have explained. Tell me- when I grow too old to bear young, will I become a man? Is that why it’s called menopause?”
(Robin sits up and cheers)
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You know what would be hilarious.
Trans Batman accidentally convincing Gotham that the batclan are like clownfish.
This is helped along when Red Hood comes onto the scene and is later also revealed to be a batclan member.
#He/They Batman#dc#dcu#cryptid batman#cryptid batfam#dc prompt#batman au#batman#trans batman#bruce wayne#trans jason todd#fuck it make all the guys trans#except for damian#make talia trans too#the kids are having a blast with this#the JL are all confused#they're trying to keep track of things but the batkids are purposely fucking with them#Gotham is CONVINCED all the bats start out female and through some sort of life cycle some switch to male#prompts
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this bit in Batman Beyond, where "Bruce Wayne" -who gave up the cowl 40 years ago- admits he does not refer to himself as Bruce in his own mind, but as Batman, is the epiphany moment for me in the Trans Batman reading of the character.
#what was that one post again: for privacy and safety you can use a fake name online but Watch Out#that's what happened to batman#batman#bruce wayne#trans batman#batman beyond#dcau#trans#sanmemeno#this is not my only trans edit of batman if you want to check out the trans batman tag on my blog#santagno#pvp enabled
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Commission 2 of 2 for @sophronns
Just an AU evil Trans Bruce Wayne
you know
the guud shit
#Bruce Wayne#Trans bruce wayne#Trans batman#AU Bruce wayne#Emotes#reaction icons#reaction icon#okkennymay#commission
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I call this one “Dicking Around”
Aka I had an absolutely cursed idea while watching a Matt Braunger comedy special, and immediately had a vision of Selina and Bruce being the world’s most embarrassing parents/wingmen
#My Art#Batman#DC#Bruce Wayne#Selina Kyle#Dick Greyson#Catwoman#Robin#Nightwing#Batfam#Battinson#PatBat#trans batman#cuz he always is when I draw him#BatCat#but the in the way that they are both aspec and it just gets tiring explaining their actual relationship#Selina really said >:3#Trans Bruce Wayne
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i like the idea of trans bruce wayne who comes out to his parents when hes a little kid
his parents bribe a bunch of reporters and people like that and tell them their kid is a boy now and you will never mention us having a daughter ever again
at first people are really confused but over time, just kinda accept that the wayne kid is a boy
there are a lot of conspiracy theories about the whole thing but its seen as more of a Mandela affect "i swear there was a wayne daughter before bruce"
this concept requires a lot of suspension of disbelief but i find it fun so yeah
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This is 100% how I picture trans woman Bruce Wayne for my fics
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Any trans!Bruce headcanons but with the Batfam??
always
i feel like he would honestly just forget to tell the batfam. he's too caught up in training them up so they don't end up dying when fighting and in the justice league and the countless mysterious, etc etc
but then he might say or do something offhand, like automatically know what kind of pads to get steph or cass or mention something about testosterone—a bunch of little things that will add up over time until most of the family has figured it out for themselves.
i think the only person who bruce would tell would be jason. i think i just feel that way because jason's the golden child LMAO maybe bruce cant administer his t-shot one time and alfred is taking a much needed vacation and jason does it for him or something.
it's not until years after damian has taken the mantel of robin that he realizes, "oh shit i totally forgot to tell them about that" but by then he can tell that everyone already knows, so theres really no point to it. he does apologize to dick especially for omitting that bit about himself even after dick being around for the longest (except for alfred who, of course, already knew) (not a straight out apology tho, he's still batman of course. he apologizes in his own kinda stiff and awkward way).
he also realizes that the justice league doesnt know but he decides that thats not his problem
#look. the batfam isnt where i specialize SORRY#also i totally forgot my name was trans bruce wayne LMAO idk im not so into the hc anymore#just personally#but ive branded myself this way#also thank you so much for the ask i love when ppl give me ideas to talk about#ALSO i dont hate the hc or anything i just totally forgot about it whoops#feel free to add onto this#bruce wayne#batman#trans bruce wayne#trans batman#transgender bruce wayne#transgender batman
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Could not get this guy out of my head so I scribbled some Battinsons. Yeah he has that transgender swag
#gio draws#the batman#batman#bruce wayne#battinson#batman 2022#i think he definitely owns like. cookie monster pj pants despite being a billionaire.#the bandaid is based off of someone's idea that he uses batman bandaids for his t shots which i found cute :)#lmk if i need to tag like all his bruises and stuff!#almost forgot#trans batman#comics
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If your Batman doesn’t have he/they energy then it’s not Batman
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I wasn’t sure how well this one would have been taken so I just posted it by itself
#barry allen#batman#bruce wayne#batman is a good parent#stephanie brown#spoiler#trans batman#non-binary Batman#gay Batman#Gotham pride
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Makes me happy? Makes me happy
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Thinkin more on the Xeno au and about the family. And mostly about what everyone would be.
Like of course they'd start out as chestburster-esque with more flesh-colored exoskeleton that'd be really soft like skin and mostly only a long tail. And then grow into other things, but there's several castes that even basic runners and drones can grow into.
Bruce:
Drone -> Warrior -> Praetorian -> Queen (Winged)
Barbara:
Drone -> Warrior -> Alpha Warrior
Dick:
Runner -> Carrier
Jason:
Runner -> Prowler -> Crusher
Cassandra:
Runner -> Prowler
Stephanie:
Drone -> Warrior -> Praetorian
Tim:
Drone -> Warrior -> Praetorian
Harper:
Drone -> Warrior
Duke:
Drone -> Warrior -> Tusked
Cullen:
Runner -> Aquatic
Damian:
Drone -> Warrior
Carrie:
Drone -> Spitter
Terry:
Runner -> Prowler
Mathew:
Runner -> Prowler
Random fun facts & rabmbles:
Tusked were, well, tusked xenomorphs specifically bred by yautja to act as forced attack dogs, and the ones we know who were released and escaped were accepted by a queen as her own
Alpha warriors are canon and are slightly larger than other warriors, can command other warriors, and in some cases are more intelligent too. They're almost between warrior and praetorian in ranking.
The praetorian caste is also known as royal guards, because that's what they are in most cases. They protect the nest and eggs and queen, and if the queen dies they may replace the queen.
Canonically there was a comic where Batman fought against a giant crocodile alien (no it didn't come from Killer Croc thankfully lol) that he defeated by bleeding it out until the floor collapsed into lava
The xenomorphs have had a civil war before on their home planet for the Royal Jelly, the black xenomorphs and red xenomorphs both fighting each other for their queen to become the next Queen Mother
Did you know there's further castes beyond the queen? A queen can become a Matriarch, then an Empress, and then a Queen Mother
Crushers are the equivalent of praetorians for the runner castes, and are canonically the most armored outside the queen castes themselves.
There's a theory about the spines on the xenomorphs' backs, where the longer they are the stronger the xenomorph, at least for basic castes. However there's another theory that this is an age thing. Neither is confirmed.
Did you know that xenomorphs have worked with others several different times when they're under threat, especially the queens or young.
Xenomorphs have Eidetic memory, and can even access memories from previous xenomorphs along their bloodline.
Normal xenomorphs can eventually become queens, but a xenomorph can be born as one from a Royal Facehugger, which unlike normal facehuggers have two embryo: a queen and a drone/runner to protect said queen
There have been exotic xenomorphs that are individuals such as the tusked or the winged queens, usually altered genetically or with an incredibly rare host (for example a winged queen has canonically come from a vampire in the comics before)
All xenomorphs are female, save for a single individual created using human dna and other genetic manipulation that was known as the king xenomorph.
Other genetic hybrids have been created as well, the most well known being the Newborn but there have been more balanced ones as well such as Eloise (a vat-grown android-xeno hybrid) which can have abilties of both species
Fun fact: A chestburster will not emerge in someone with leprosy, staying dormant, and other xenomorphs will not attack the people due to them carrying said chestburster.
Yautja hunting parties will hunt hybrids more enthusiastically than normal base xenomorphs for both the challenge and in some cases thinking they're abominations, such as a Predalien (in which case elders are usually the one to hunt them)
However they will also use xenomorphs as mounts, attack dogs, and other such things. For example one yautja rode a xeno-rex in ancient times as a hunting steed.
@phoenixcatch7 I summon thee mutual lol
#Xenomorph Batfam Au#batman au#batman#xenomorph#human alien hybrids#AVPxDC#AlienxDC#batfamily#batfam#This is of course not including all the clones#Trans batman#cryptid batman#cryptid batfam#Jarro would also be there because he bby and also alien bonding time#rambles#sleep deprived thoughts#dcu#dc
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#i... wasted all my effort on making the image so i am presenting it w/o comment#this page is from Knight Terrors: Catwoman Issue 1 (2023) by Tini Howard. Leila Leiz. & Marissa Louise#i haven't read the whole comic i just follow a tumblr that posts bits of comics out of context#batman#bruce wayne#trans batman#transgender#transmasc#dc comics#sanmemeno#top tino post#santagno#pvp enabled
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I ship batcat but in a strictly gay way.
#batcat#bi4bi#t4t#Bisexual Catwoman#Bisexual Batman#Trans Catwoman#trans batman#there is no way they are cishet#batman#catwomen#bruce wayne#selina kyle#they are also both autistic#they are not straight
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Bruce Wayne has too much tswag, I keep putting him in outfits that give me gender envy
#My Art#DC#Batman#Bruce Wayne#The Batman 2022#The Batman#Battinson#PatBat#RBats#Trans Batman#Trans Bruce Wayne#everyday i get gayer and more goth and i blame this man
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