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theorderofthetriad · 2 months
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theorderofthetriad · 1 year
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Consider the following: Loki is a known liar, and Matt Murdock can tell whenever people are lying.
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theorderofthetriad · 2 years
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anyways... here's why i think Loki and Matt Murdock should be each other's narrative foil(romantic):
• Loki- famously known liar, Matt Murdock- able to tell when people are lying
• Both wear helmets with horns on them, but Matt's are small and practical and Loki's are large and gaudy.
• Matt Murdock- Practicing Irish Catholic, Loki- Norse "God" of Mischief
• Loki- Presents himself as selfish and self preserving, Matt Murdock- Presents himself as selfless and self sacrificing
• Loki- Will flee if he knows he's gonna get his ass kicked for no gain, Matt Murdock- Knows he's gonna get his ass kicked for no gain and does it anyway
• They simply seem like prime material for a "We vehemently dislike each other up until we (whoops!) realize we love each other so much we can't live without the other" type romance that I am always obsessed over.
• Thor would enjoy it, and, frankly, he deserves the entertainment.
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theorderofthetriad · 11 months
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One of the Players: My character is a bard named Edgin Darvis. He was a Harper until his wife was murdered by Red Wizards of Thay, so he forsook his oath and now he's a thief to provide for his daughter, and he distrusts all Thayans.
The DM, furiously reworking their plans so they can add in a Thayan love interest: go on.
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theorderofthetriad · 4 months
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"I never really liked those comparisons." Yes, John, I recall.
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theorderofthetriad · 9 months
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tumblr really decided to pull a cady heron with this layout change
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theorderofthetriad · 7 months
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people being attracted to elves is to me the same as people being into, like, overly conventionally attractive models like the asmr "bentley" girl. i can see that they're "hot" but so much so that they're actually quite unnerving and not actually attractive to me at all. so i don't understand how someone could genuinely want to fuck an elf
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theorderofthetriad · 6 months
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"Let's get you back on the ship, you're needed."
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the fffucking way izzy was avoiding looking towards stede during this exchange. the way stede was staring at izzy this entire fucking exchange.
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theorderofthetriad · 5 months
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new meme just dropped
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theorderofthetriad · 5 months
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ok, so i know we associate the Gävle Goat with being burned, but you have to throw it out to the 70's- the only decade where the Goat did not survive a single year- and their many methods of Goat destruction
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"hit by a car" "kicked to pieces" not to mention the two years where it collapsed all on it's own. the 1970's were not kind to that Goat and i want that kind of energy for the present. get fun with it!
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theorderofthetriad · 9 months
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this bit in Batman Beyond, where "Bruce Wayne" -who gave up the cowl 40 years ago- admits he does not refer to himself as Bruce in his own mind, but as Batman, is the epiphany moment for me in the Trans Batman reading of the character.
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theorderofthetriad · 1 year
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for your listening pleasure, here is Jared Huffman yelling "Hakeem Jeffries!" with the same cadence as "Leeroy Jenkins!" in the US House of Representatives
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theorderofthetriad · 9 months
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theorderofthetriad · 30 days
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honestly the realest part of dungeon meshi to me [SPOILERS AHEAD] is how after the reveal of Marcille's half-elf half-tallman heritage, multiple different people make the assumption she must want to conquer the dungeon to "cure" her infertility, meanwhile Marcille NEVER mentions any desire to have children, or any grief over not being able to have children. She has other priorities in her life.
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theorderofthetriad · 7 months
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Izzy: He was a wild dog and we dealt. With him. Like one.
Stede: You sent him to doggy heaven 😔
Izzy, internally: fuck fuck shit fuck
Izzy: No, I could never do that. We took him to a nice farm. Left him in good care with all his friends, like Calico Jack.
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theorderofthetriad · 5 months
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as much as the episode is fun, i do think calypso's birthday is the point at which the show irrevocably fucked up ed's character arc and by extension the rest of the show
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