One of the Players: My character is a bard named Edgin Darvis. He was a Harper until his wife was murdered by Red Wizards of Thay, so he forsook his oath and now he's a thief to provide for his daughter, and he distrusts all Thayans.
The DM, furiously reworking their plans so they can add in a Thayan love interest: go on.
Something something the last time he put a hand on a Harper’s seal something something the last person who believed that he was a better man something something.
Okay but where is the Xenk/Edgin kink meme, guys? Because I need it.
I need “dubcon in which a Charm person spell goes wrong and Xenk gets kinda rough while ensorcelled but Edgin takes it because the only other way to break the spell is to hurt Xenk.”
Or “post-breakup in which they’re both mutually pining and hurt but trying to pretend they’re not, then because of Plot they have to have sex for ritual purposes.” Bonus points if the breakup happened because Ed’s less-than-lawful alignment clashed with Xenk’s rigid Paladin oath.
Don’t make me be horny on main, I’ll do it but no one wants that. WHERE IS THE KINKMEME.
Funniest bit of the dnd movie is Xenk clearly being an NPC the DM introduced for lore and plot purposes who’s a competent fighter because of course he is, his reputation and backstory require it. But whoopsies the DM made him too powerful, the whole party likes him, and now they want him to come with to fight the BBEG which will completely and utterly fuck up the encounter balance
So instead of there being any actual plot reason he can’t join Xenk just says “I can’t. This is something only you can do.” And then walks off, never to interact with the party again because the DM just knows those little shits will find a way to use their OP creation against them