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Batman Universe #1
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Clark is never the same after he goes on an undercover mission with Bruce and midway through said mission, said vigilante breaks two of his own fingers to get out of handcuffs. No sound, no flinch — no reaction at all.
Clark heard those bones snap and just mentally zoned out all the way back to Krypton. Could not handle it.
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bruce is so feminine. in the early comics he would cross dress and was always the submissive one in relationships even if they knew he was batman. in the early comics (and some now) while he’s scary as batman he’s typically depicted as feminine and submissive. talia and selina are my best examples of him dating more dominant people. talia pursues him more often then not and selina is the one persuading him to do stuff.
his pink/red robe he wears all the time with no pants, he’s a pillow princess, he’s a huge brat when he doesn’t get his way, his leather thigh highs, saying “please” to selina to get her to kiss him more then once, taking off his cowl when selina (in a early comic) demanded it and when superman demanded it, he’s tied up in really lewd ways a lot, in a lot of batman media if a dominant women tells him to do something he’ll be mad about it but do it anyway.
yes bruce is brooding and depressive but he usually isn’t this super masculine dominant person. as batman he is being he has to be (dominant not so much masculine) but as bruce (not brucie) he generally isn’t and i think it has to do with him losing his parents that he seeks out a way to still be someone’s little boy.
(NOT SAYING FEMININITY AND BEING SUBMISSIVE GO HAND AND HAND)
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Bruce in private school insisting he isn’t an orphan and all the other rich kids laughing at him and then Alfred shows up to parents’ day somewhat reluctantly because it’s not his place but Bruce asked
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Superman gay for Bruce Wayne real?
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also like. child actor bruce
he was kinda clingy with his parents, and so martha would sometimes take him to set, and the directors and producers loved him so much they would add in little roles for him, small things. a quick line or reference for a throwaway joke here and there, or a shot of him in the background. just to include him.
but he was a natural, and soon he was being offered roles. he stars in a few family friendly roles, always the main character. he has his mothers smile, her dimples, and her hair texture. her charm oozes through his line delivery, even at age 6. his mother cameos in his movies now too. and he even does a serious drama, right before the death of his parents. theres talk of nominating him for an oscar in the media. he's 7 or 8 at this point, so he doesnt get nominated, but theres talk, consideration.
and then his parents die, after going to see martha's newest movie (with a bruce cameo, of course) in theaters, like bruce had been begging to for so long. he loved to see his mother on the big screen. his pride for her was otherworldly.
he never stars in a movie again. every couple of months, a tweet will make the rounds of the internet, talking about how much wasted potential bruce had. lex luthor gets into a one sided feud with bruce and calls bruce a "washed out child actor" and the internet goes CRAZY
but no matter how many fans or friends urge bruce to act again, he refuses. it wouldnt feel right without his mother in it with him.
imagining martha wayne as an actress, and thomas wayne as the owner of wayne industries. their relationship would be much more public if martha were in movies, and i think it would add a new twist on the fact that they died after taking bruce to the movie theater
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Okay, but Bruce most definitely killed someone by accident before and there's an unanimous agreement that he must never know
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Some humble art suggestions!
So far as I know, even though it would be both hilarious and make perfect sense for all three of the trinity to throw on glasses as a disguise and go out in public together, no such drawing exists of them doing this
Okay, the bats in the bat cave. Bruce and/or Alfred carefully giving them a check up/vaccinating them against all those nasty bat diseases
Uhhhh okay nevermind that's it hahaha. Love your work!
no cus wait these are big brain
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Clark just wanted to hang out in public in peace without having his disguise mocked (not that Bruce has any room to speak since his Matches disguise is the same thing + a mustache)
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and did you know that baby bats have to be swaddled into little bundles to be kept warm/cared for? here's Alfred experiencing deja vu while treating one of them :]
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if I’m being for real. I don’t even think Bruce IS cynical. maybe in very small scale instances it can seem that way, especially when paralleled with Clark, but Bruce has never been anything but insanely and unsoundly hopeful when it comes to people’s capability for change and growth..,, 
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A Wild Battinson (Social Media AU)
Part 6 (Part 1)
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(Part 7)
@bruciemilf YOUR FOOD
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A Wild Battinson (Social Media AU)
Part 1
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(Part 2)
@bruciemilf COME GET UR GRUB
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I just want messy Clark….like Superbat where he’s tailing Batman home trying to figure out his identity. Helplessly simping over every single reluctantly-shared detail of his life. Begging his JL pals to help him stake out the zeta tubes as he buys Ferrero Rocher packs at Walgreens.
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You ever have those moments where an idea just... won't leave your head?
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Wonder Woman, narrating: This is Bruce. bruce loves his personal space.
Wonder Woman: This is Clark. Clark also loves Bruce’s personal space.
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Clark: Is this how you imagined your life would go, Bruce?
Bruce: Yes. Then again, i was a very depressed child.
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one of the reasons i don’t like bruce being super muscular is because it’s canon that he skips meals and doesn’t eat enough. so how is he maintaining that kinda body. i think he’d be toned/more muscular but not built like a fridge
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Any trans!Bruce headcanons but with the Batfam??
always
i feel like he would honestly just forget to tell the batfam. he's too caught up in training them up so they don't end up dying when fighting and in the justice league and the countless mysterious, etc etc
but then he might say or do something offhand, like automatically know what kind of pads to get steph or cass or mention something about testosterone—a bunch of little things that will add up over time until most of the family has figured it out for themselves.
i think the only person who bruce would tell would be jason. i think i just feel that way because jason's the golden child LMAO maybe bruce cant administer his t-shot one time and alfred is taking a much needed vacation and jason does it for him or something.
it's not until years after damian has taken the mantel of robin that he realizes, "oh shit i totally forgot to tell them about that" but by then he can tell that everyone already knows, so theres really no point to it. he does apologize to dick especially for omitting that bit about himself even after dick being around for the longest (except for alfred who, of course, already knew) (not a straight out apology tho, he's still batman of course. he apologizes in his own kinda stiff and awkward way).
he also realizes that the justice league doesnt know but he decides that thats not his problem
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