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Doll: What if I told you that I knew a way to make all your problems...disappear?
Uzi: I’d say that sounds illegal.
Uzi: I’d also say, go on.
#source: owl house#incorrect murder drones#incorrect quotes#murder drones#uzi doorman#Md doll#since their moms were friends#Uzi and Doll probably grew up together#When Khan is busy Uzi is looked after by her Aunt Yeva
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Azula: Being half dragon is amazing. I’m literally a mystical creature of power.
Ty Lee: Who gets distracted by shiny objects.
Azula: No, I don’t!
[ Ty Lee holds up Katara’s necklace. ]
Azula: It sparkles and shimmers and shines and delights. I must have it for my nest.
[ Ty Lee moves it away at the last second. ]
Katara: Clearly you don’t get distracted by shiny objects.
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Ancient
Damian, picking a Gray Ghost CD up: This looks ancient.
Bruce, reading the date on it: What? No, Its only-
Bruce: 30 YEARS OLD?!?
Bruce: I remember seeing this in theaters...
#source: owl house#incorrect quotes#batman#robin#bruce wayne#Damian Wayne#Damian al Ghul#dc#DC comics#dc comix#dcu#batman incorrect quotes#incorrect Batman quotes#incorrect batfamily quotes#batfamily#batman comics#BatFam#incorrect damian wayne#incorrect bruce wayne#incorrect dc#incorrect dcu#incorrect dc comics#dc incorrect quotes#robin damian#gray ghost#batdad#superhero
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Ruby: There's a lot of sticks on the ground here.
Weiss: Those are bones, Ruby.
Ruby: Not if I never look down.
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Twisted Wonderland Incorrect Quote #24
Inner Sensitivity
Crowley is giving Y/N an analysis on how to navigate NRC as a fellow Student
Crowley: The students’ only weakness is their arrogance and passive aggressive comments… sometimes
Y/N (About the NRC Students): Aww, you guys are sensitive! (Ignoring Ace, Deuce and Grim trying to deny this)
Crowley: Even idiotic-erm, arrogant students have inner…sensitivity…? (Unsure himself if that’s even the right word to describe them)
Basically NRC in a Nutshell…
#Twisted Wonderland Incorrect Quote#Twst Crowley#Twst Y/N#Twst NRC#Crowley himself is just as unsure if ‘sensitive’ is the right word#Source: Owl House#I had to do this quote
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Scott: What if I told you that I knew a way to make all your problems...disappear?
Lydia: I’d say that sounds illegal. I’d also say, go on.
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Obi-Wan: Wait, are these legal?
Hondo: Would that make you MORE, or LESS interested in buying them?
Obi-Wan: Hmmmmmmmm—
#jokes on him: nothing hondo has is legal#Obi Wan Kenobi#Hondo Ohnaka#star wars#star wars: the clone wars#tcw#star wars: the expanded universe#Star Wars the Prequel trilogy#incorrect star wars quotes#Source: Owl House
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Max Mercury: Let's try this. (hands Impulse a stress toy) This is a stress toy. Any time you feel the urge to cause chaos, just squeeze.
Impulse: (looks Max dead in the eyes as he squeezes the stress toy until it pops)
Max Mercury: (disturbed) ...
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Bellatrix: Time for bloodshed
Draco: Whose blood?
Bellatrix: Anyone’s guess
#incorrect harry potter quotes#incorrect malfoys#malfoyfamily#bellatrix lestrange#draco malfoy#source: owl house#auntie bellatrix#HP Fandom
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[When Leo gets himself into trouble]
Usagi: Leo needs our help!
[Raph, Donnie, and Mikey throw skeptical looks at one another]
Usagi: I know he pushed you guys, and he always gets in over his head. He can be so stupid, which I love. I mean hate! In any case, he needs you right now, which is sweet. I mean, I hate it and it’s dumb! [he blushes]
Donnie: You lost me.
#teenage mutant ninja turtles#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rise of the tmnt#incorrect teenage mutant ninja turtles quotes#incorrect rise of the tmnt quotes#tmnt#tmnt 2018#leonardo#rapheal#donatello#michelangelo#rise leo#rise raph#rise mikey#rise donnie#usagi miyamoto#leo x usagi#leosagi#source: owl house
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Hawkgirl: We’ll get into the enemy base or die trying!
Superman: No one is dying.
Hawkgirl: Not with that attitude.
#source: owl house#justice league#dc comics#justice league unlimited#dcau#jlu#incorrect quotes#incorrect dc comics#incorrect dc quotes#dc#hawkgirl#shayera hold#superman#clark kent
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Texas: Oh no, my only weakness- dying!
#wttt#welcome to the table#wttt incorrect quotes#wttt texas#wttsh#welcome to the statehouse#source: owl house
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Azula talking to Aang: We're a lot alike, Avatar. We're both trying to show what we can bring to the table because there's nothing worse than letting someone down who thinks you're special.
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Makkaro and Darling when they leave for work on the morning like:
Darling: (loving, sweet voice) hugs and kisses, honey! (smooches him)Don't spend all day plotting revenge!~
Makkaro: (loving voice) your dull-face brother will know my wrath!~
#incorrect gba quotes#gba makkaro#makkaro aetherward#makkaro and darling#good boy audios#gba moth#goodboyaudios#source: owl house#i was rewatching the show and i saw this little gem#i mean they totally could do something like this#loving couple of evil people#evil in love#awww#also headcanon of prince cable being dead for his old sibling
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[Blake kisses Yang]
Yang: Crikey!
Blake: I can't believe I just did that!
Yang: I can't believe I just said that!
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Molly: *getting audibly frustrated with a spell*
Harry: Oh! Here comes the Molly Squeaks of Rage.
Molly: *squeaks angrily as another spell falls apart.*
Harry: *laughing* She's like a little tea kettle.
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