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bluejay-the-geek · 3 hours
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One of my favourite things in batfam fanfiction is people calling Damian 'baby bat', as this brings me the image of scary-mode Batman, with his scowl, and next to him tiny "baby" (well, teen) version of Batman, with the same scowl and similar mannierism. And that's absolutely adorable. Like a tiny kitten that puffs up and tries to hiss to imitate an adult cat.
Batman alone? Scary.
Robin alone? Scary.
Robin when there's Batman behind him and they're both scowling and standing in the same way? ADORABLE.
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bluejay-the-geek · 14 hours
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Here's Jaybin, he's 90% cape and he can't wait until he's sixteen
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bluejay-the-geek · 16 hours
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I bet on winter days Bruce just gets hit randomly by snowballs while out on patrol. He is impressed by how well his kids are hidden and he didn’t see it coming, but really it was Clark launching them from Metropolis.
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bluejay-the-geek · 1 day
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love being touch starved and touch repulsed simultaneously
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bluejay-the-geek · 2 days
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bluejay-the-geek · 2 days
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"anyone can be a babygirl but it takes a man to be a single mother"
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bluejay-the-geek · 2 days
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i’m not lying on the floor physically but i am lying on the floor spiritually
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bluejay-the-geek · 3 days
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here's a cass 🦇
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and also a jay 🗡
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bluejay-the-geek · 3 days
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say what you will about the Joker (2019) film, but the part where he's in full clown mode and dancing in a children's hospital and then a fucking gun drops out of his pant leg is so funny to me.
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bluejay-the-geek · 3 days
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I love when people refer to the Batkids as "soldiers" because, yeah, Bruce trained them hard and they're capable of working in a team, etc but soldiers are absolutely not allowed to be free thinkers. They tend to be obedient by nature. I cannot think of a fictional family that's more prone to just flying off the handle and doing their own thing than the Batfamily.
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bluejay-the-geek · 4 days
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Been a while since I gave you all something dumb 💜
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bluejay-the-geek · 4 days
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oracle hosts another powerpoint presentation on booleans at the batcave. attendance mandatory.
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bluejay-the-geek · 4 days
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Just a single batdad trying to feed his hoard of bat children
Based on that new Ben Affleck pic
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bluejay-the-geek · 5 days
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Dream Jason assuring Tim he'll be a good Robin
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Real Jason in the nightmare realm assuring Tim he is a good Robin
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bluejay-the-geek · 5 days
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i think it's hilarious that bruce's first instinct upon facing any issues in his parenting is "no more robin. effective immediately" like bro... you can't just go "you're not robin anymore" and expect them to REACT WELL????
bruce: gives his kid, who doesn't even know how to add fractions, a sense of importance stronger than most adults will ever have
robin: has anything bad happen to him, or experiences any negative emotions
bruce: hrm. i suppose i will take it all away now. because i love him.
robin: freaks the hell out and takes it extremely badly
bruce: hm. that went very well. i will make sure to employ this tactic with the next child.
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bluejay-the-geek · 5 days
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MOST IN CHARACTER BRUCE CONVERSATION EVER
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Jeff: Duke Bruce: HES HURT??? Jeff: not physically Bruce: Okay lets fire him Jeff: what, no we should help him Bruce: He didn't ask???
When it comes to his kids, Bruce is constantly doing the 3-step plan of actually making the situation worse
worry himself sick about their well being
fire them for their "own good"
Never confront the situation because he's worried about overstepping, despite having overstepped one step ago
BRUCE REWORK THE STEPS! THEYRE ALL BAD!
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bluejay-the-geek · 6 days
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I just thought this was cute <3
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