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writers-potion · 2 months
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Hiiii
I don't know how to make the two love interest meet. I don't know if you understand without it actually being awkward or flat
Meet-Cute Ideas
Before I dive into meet-cute examples, let's look at some general tips for meet-cutes:
Four Different Kinds of Meet-Cutes
Pull/Pull Meet-Cutes where the two characters are instantly drawn toward one another. 
Push/Push Meet-Cutes where they are opposites that push away from each other at first. 
Push/Pull Meet-Cutes where one character falls for someone with no reciprocal interest (at first).  
Neutral/Nervous Meet-Cutes where neutrality and nervousness create a cute scenario for characters destined to fall in love. 
How to Avoid Cliche Meet-Cutes!
Subvert audience expectations by making them believe a cliche meet-cute is coming, and then adding a creative twist to make yours stand apart. 
Place meet-cutes in unique locations. 
Put characters in different scenarios and situations. 
Meet Cute Ideas
A is in the waiting room of a hospital while their grandmother goes through a routine procedure. B walks in and sits across from A, head in hands, obviously distraught — “I lost the baby,” B whispers.
You accidentally sprayed them with yogurt when you opened the lid the wrong way.
Studying at the same table in the library, you see they are pulling the same study resources as you.
They mistook your bowling ball for theirs in the shared ball return.
They caught you when you slipped on ice and nearly fell over.
Accidentally stepping on their heel in a crowded room.
You both do the side-to-side dance when you try to pass them in the grocery store aisle.
Humming a song and having them begin to hum with you without thinking.
Tripping while getting into your seat in the theater and spilling your popcorn on them.
You matched with them in an online chat roulette room.
Both of you wore the same ugly Christmas sweater to a party.
A likes to visit the local humane society to say hello to the animals. On this particularly normal day, something especially abnormal happens — one of the dogs speaks. “Help me get out of here, will ya?”
A finds a book of magic in their grandparents attic. A takes it to a Wiccan shop and hesitantly asks B, the shopkeeper, to take a look at it. B takes one look at it and in hushed tones asks, “Where did you get this?”
They cover the small amount of change you are short on for a purchase.
You both go to the counter, having the same type of coffee called for pick-up.
A is walking down the street and notices B, who is staring at a large graffiti mural, tears streaming silently down their face. The mural reads, “you are alive.”
They pull you out of the way from the busy bike path.
They see your ice cream drop to the ground and buy you a new one.
You see your favorite book on their desk during class and ask them about it afterwards.
You walk out of a dressing room asking if the outfit suits you, but it's not your friend waiting outside the room like you thought.
Almost spilling a drink because you met their eyes and got distracted thinking how cute they are.
Getting paired up in a line dance.
Happening to sit next to each other on a park bench, reading the same book.
Being paired up at a beginners ballroom dancing class.
Sharing an umbrella at a bus stop as it snows.
They get your attention and return your phone that fell out of your pocket.
You help catch their dog when the leash slips from their hand.
They ask you to pretend to be their date at a bar to prevent an ex from talking to them.
You help pull a loose thread off the back of their shirt.
Meeting their gaze after throwing a coin in a wishing fountain.
Sitting next to each other at a very boring meeting and bonding over your shared lack of attention.
You wear matching masks at a masquerade party.
Holding the elevator for them and getting off on the same floor.
Bumping into each other while trying to pass through a doorway.
They jump into your car breathless and tell you to keep driving.
You throw a snowball at a friend but miss and hit them instead.
The two of you wear costumes from the same fandom at a costume party.
You help a lost child find their parent together.
Walking into the incorrect bathroom and meeting eyes with them before quickly realizing the mistake.
You help catch their hat as it flies away in the wind.
The person sitting next to you on the train is wearing clothes that match your lucky colors from your fortune that morning in the paper.
They knock on your apartment door instead of your neighbor's.
You both reach for the last umbrella in the store on a rainy day.
You fix your hair in the reflection of a window to see them smiling at you through it.
You get scared by them in a corn maze and lash out and hit them, quickly followed by apologizes.
A spots B writhing on the ground in pain and rushes over to help them — but it turns out that B was actually just filming for a prank video. A gets so mad and upset that B is forced to calm them down as a crowd is beginning to form around them.
Texting the incorrect number but continuing the conversation.
A stops at the pub near their house to pick up some food on the way home (they make the best fries in the neighbourhood) when A receives a phone call – and some terrible news. A starts crying and B, the bartender, asks A what’s wrong. As A opens up to them, B gives A a drink on the house, and helps talk them through it.
You both reach for the final donut in the case at a bakery.
Getting paired up on an amusement park that requires even numbered riders.
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luxthestrange · 1 year
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Incorrect quotes#800 HouseWife Mam
In the Near Future-In the human world
Mam*In an apron glaring at the dirty window*What's up homie you pulling up on me or what-*Takes out the index cleaner out midair and starts shooting the window*BRAH BRAH BRAH!
Mam*Looking at the camera phone*Ey Welcome to another day as a Cholo Housewife, When My Treasure's at work being a Pan-winner~I get the kid's lunches ready for school!*Gives Luke and the LilDs their own lunch bags and a kiss on their foreheads as they run out to catch the bus*
Mam*Outside on the lawn on top of a yoga mat, fighting the air*I also get my morning Karate-Cholo on!-PUES ORALE STEP INTO THE RING AND THROWN DOWN ESE!?
Mam*Back inside taking the clothes out the dryer*I get the laundry done-OH!And I start watering the plants I call this one Mc 2!*Watering a small houseplant*
-Outside the house, you arrive still talking on the phone with a stack of papers in one hand-
Mam"Oh mi amor is home-I better prepare my mamacita/papacito slippers!"*Runs to the door and puts slippers at the ready for you*"Ey if they're here who's running heaven?~"
Mc*Is talking to your assistant and smiles taking off your shoes and the slippers on, letting Mammon take your belongings*
Mam"Damn look at em, still workin', Too bad our husband Rafa quit after he met me at the Christmas party"There you go my Treasure!~Take these off"Damn why do your feet still smell like roses..."
Mc*Looks up at him and caresses his face, laying a kiss on his cheek as you then hurry to the bathroom*
Mam"Oh, They're looking at me!-DONT CRY DONT CRY DONT CRY!"*Red checks as his Adam's apple goes up and down*Now one thing about my treasure, they got a cute little bladder
Mam*Uses magic to get to the bathroom door and open it for you to run in*Right this way treasure~Windows open and candles lit~*Closes the door and then naruto runs down the hallway*NOW BACK TO THE KITCHEN WHERE I BELONG!~
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...I think about Mammon being my wife ...a normal amount~(I DONT)
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bunnelbaby · 2 years
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As Hallow’s Eve creeps closer, my dear friend and I have compiled a list of spooky content for kiddos and critters of all age ranges! Please note some might be scarier or unsuited for younger regressors/dreamers.
🦇 Courage the Cowardly Dog
🦇 Ruby Gloom
🦇 Growing Up Creepie
🦇 Tutenstein
🦇 Vampirina
🦇 Super Monsters
🦇 Danny Phantom
🦇 Goosebumps
🦇 Are You Afraid of the Dark?
🦇 RL Stine’s The Haunting Hour
🦇 The Little Vampire
🦇 Twitches
🦇 Halloweentown
🦇 Wallace and Gromit: The Curse of The Were-Rabbit
🦇 Happy CAT-o-Ween! (Gabby’s Dollhouse)
🦇 Casper’s Scare School
🦇 Monster High
🦇 The Ghost and Molly McGee
🦇 Halloween (Sesame Street)
🦇 Blue’s Big Costume Party (Blue’s Clues)
🦇Katerina’s Costume (Daniel Tiger’s Neighborhood)
🦇Scary Godmother: Halloween Spooktacular
🦇Scary Godmother: Jimmy’s Revenge
🦇 The Ghost of Wuzzleburg (Wow Wow Wubzy)
🦇 Pups Save the Trick-or-Treaters (Paw Patrol)
🦇 Too Cute to Spook (Sofia the First)
🦇 Bats (My Little Pony)
🦇 Spooky Buddies
🦇 Toy Story of Terror
🦇 Double, Double, Toil and Trouble
🦇 Dear Dracula (2012)
🦇 The Dog Who Saved Halloween
🦇 Scared Shrekless
🦇 In the Haunted House (The Magic School Bus)
🦇 Garfield’s Halloween Adventure
🦇Spooky Costumes (Pajanimals)
🦇 Trick or Creek (Craig of The Creek)
🦇 Monster Party (OK KO)
🦇 Scooby-Doo and The Ghoul School
🦇 Alvin and the Chipmunks Meet the Wolfman
🦇 Curious George: A Halloween Boo Fest
🦇 Scaredy Pants (Spongebob Squarepants)
🦇 Summerween (Gravity Falls)
🦇 The Creeps (Adventure Time)
🦇 The Ghouls (The Amazing World of Gumball)
🦇 A Festival Trade! A Festival Farewell? (Pokémon XY)
🦇 Halloween (Wizards of Waverly Place)
🦇 Over The Garden Wall
🦇 Making Fiends
🦇 Howard Lovecraft
🦇 Beetlejuice (1989)
🦇 Hotel Transylvania
🦇 The Nightmare Before Christmas
🦇 Coraline
🦇 Frankenweenie
🦇 Corpse Bride
🦇 Paranorman
🦇 Zombie Hotel
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lulublack90 · 6 months
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Prompt 2 - Mistletoe
@wolfstarmicrofic Prompt 2, word count 836
Remus was running late for Lily’s birthday party. He hadn’t wanted to go, not really, but he’d made a promise and he intended to stick to it. He hurried down the road fixing his tie into place just as he made it to the venue. 
Sirius was bored already, every single person at James and Lily’s Christmas party he’d met before. He needed someone new, someone interesting. He didn’t care who, just someone to relieve him of his absolute boredom. That’s when he walked in. Brown corduroy trousers and a wrinkled white shirt, with a green tie that had some sort of pattern on it that Sirius couldn’t quite make out. He didn’t look promising. 
Remus spotted Lily as soon as he walked in, her flaming red hair easy to see. 
“Remus! You came!” Lily squealed as she threw her arms around him. 
“Of course I came, I promised you didn’t I?” She squeezed him harder. 
“Come meet James. He’s dying to meet you.” Remus allowed Lily to lead him over to the tall man with messy black hair and very round glasses. 
“James, this is Remus. Remus, this is James.” Lily proudly introduced them before walking away and leaving them to make awkward small talk.
“So, you work with Lily?” James asked, clearly as uncomfortable as Remus felt. 
“Er, yeah. Different department but same building.” James nodded as he listened. 
“Nice tie.” He said spotting Remus’s tie. 
“Oh, er, thanks, it was my Secret Santa gift.” And that was as much as they managed to say as a gaggle of young women swarmed around James giggling and jostling Remus out of the way.     
Sirius had forgotten about the tall man the second he’d written him off for his terrible dress sense. He’d been hanging out near the drinks table, mixing concoctions trying to make something fun that would also knock your socks off. He was just reaching for the maraschino cherries when a scared hand wrapped around them first. 
“Oh, sorry, did you want these? A soft lilting voice apologised. He looked up at the speaker and realised it was the tall man from earlier. 
“No, no it’s fine. I was just messing around with them.” Sirius told him grabbing a handful of cranberries instead. “I think these will work better anyway.” He threw them into his drink and took a sip. 
He was pleasantly surprised, it was sweet and sharp at the same time and very refreshing. 
“What’s it called?” The man asked him. Sirius shrugged. 
“Not sure yet, might have to have a few more swigs before I decide so I can make an educated guess.” The man leaned over and sniffed at the drink. 
“Hmm, vodka, lemon and cranberries with a hint of something herby.” 
“That would be the rosemary.” Sirius gave him the answer before he could ask. “You’ve got an amazing sense of smell. I’m Sirius by the way.”
“Remus. Er, thanks. I’ve always been good at picking out scents. Can’t go down a candle aisle though, it's pure torture.” Sirius couldn’t help it, he burst out laughing, and Remus smiled back at him. Sirius was finding the young man more engaging than he had expected.
“So thought of a name for it yet?” Remus asked him. 
“Hmmm, well it's Christmas so probably should name it something related.” He thought for another few seconds and then the name popped into his head. “Mistletoe.” He proclaimed proudly. 
“Mistletoe?” Remus said, then excitedly pointed at his tie. “Just like on my tie.” Sirius looked more closely at him then, taking in the scars running across every bit of visible skin. They shimmered almost magically in the low lighting of the room. Sirius realised that Remus was actually quite handsome and wanted to see if he was open to a bit of flirting. 
“Can I see it?” He asked and was only mildly surprised when Remus pulled the entire thing off and handed it over. 
Sirius held the silky accessory in his hands, letting it slide through his fingers. Inspiration hit him and very slowly he raised the tie so it was dangling above his head. 
“Oh, look, mistletoe.” He murmured seductively. Remus blushed red but didn’t step away.
“You know what you have to do when there’s mistletoe?” He carried on, wiggling the tie above him. 
Sod it Remus thought. He’s fit as, might as well have some fun. Remus leaned in and kissed Sirius roughly, putting a hand behind his neck and pulling him closer. He felt Sirius melt into his touch. 
Remus pulled away and whispered against Sirius’s jaw. 
“You can keep the tie love.” His voice had gone deep and gravely with lust. He pressed one more chaste kiss against Sirius’s lips and wandered away to stand on the other side of the room. 
It was only when Remus raised a familiar glass that Sirius realised that he’d stolen his drink. He barked out his best laugh, this one was going to be trouble and he already loved it.      
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karin-gespenst · 5 months
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CtM CS 2023 first rewatch and further thoughts
early foreshadowing for Mr. Sharma: he says "I can find my own way." he's clearly referring to his navigator skills.
Angela's teacher promised her "house points" for making the scrap book. Can somebody tell me if "house points" is a common thing for teachers to use? I've only encountered the term in fiction books.
Fred calling Angela treacle was very sweet. Now that I think about it, Fred probably sees more of the Turner children than of his own grandchildren, or Violet's. He always organising something for the kids in the neighbourhood, from running the cubs to joining the bus ride to see the Christmas lights and sending his paper boys to the clinic for working children, and now he's the lollipop man. Good on him!
Tim passing his driving test reminded me of the giant bills I've been paying in the last few months for my kid going to driving school. And then I noticed that Shelagh still does not drive. Chummy learned and Sister Winifred and I'm sure by now Delia has taught Patsy as well. On the other hand, Patrick is always using the car, Shelagh would have to get her own vehicle if she wants to drive.
Meanwhile, Miss Higgins is aquiring new premises for the clinic, and shows her best no-nonsense attitude while the badminton match is going on behind her. It's hilarious.
Sister Monica Joan is not impressed by Apollo
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her complaint about Patrick is exquisite: "Can you not remove this man? He seems to be pleading the case for eternal life."
Trixie in her hostess gown! Opinions? I like the gown better than her new hairdo.
Matthew cooking a festive dinner for them - good on him!
Geoffrey! So much to unpack there, he'll get his own post. What's his profession again? something with the expat community in Malta?
Brenda and Toni together in the maternity home, being honest but kind and sharing their fears, that is just beautiful. Having family around is lovely, but the kind of support and understanding that young mothers can give each other is really one of a kind.
Mr. Sharma in the hospital deserved more real attention instead of just well-meaning words from the staff, so they could maybe have lessened his fear and avoided his running off out through the snow without understanding why he's feeling so unwell. Without Cyril's patient kindness and the respectful trust he established this could have gone much worse.
Filming in the ambulance must have been exhausting. Birth scenes are always strenuous, but with three or four adults and several babies in the cramped space, I don't fancy being the cameraperson. The only other mother in labour who had Patrick sitting behind her as support was Shelagh, so Brenda is expertly looked after at this point.
What kind of care did the specialist give to Brenda during her pregnancy? apart from that one palpation he's just parading around and celebrating what he sees as his own achievments, when the development of fertility drugs is a joint effort of many people and the mothers are bearing most of the actual load.
I've noticed Nancy is more comfortable now reassuring mothers who share some of her experiences. Having a safe space to live together with Colette has given her calm and happiness.
I've had a two-hour-drive today in the dark and I did not like it. Phyllis driving home in pain through the snow makes me want to reach through the screen and pick up her car like a toy and place it safely in front on Nonnatus house. Glad to see her snapping many, many photos at the Christmas party.
Tim at the church organ made me smile. The entire scene is magical, brimming with detail, and everyone playing their parts proudly. Apart from maybe baby Mark, who was not quite aware of the backstory.
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whispofsarin · 1 month
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When We Were Young
I miss the days when I would wake up for school excited because we were having a pizza party that day.
One slice of Little Ceasars, two Oreos, a Capri Sun, and the latest animated movie to hit theaters absorbed my day.
Riding my bike around the neighborhood and playing pretend with my friends, going on a quest to solve a mystery or becoming crime fighting superheros, was how I passed the time during summer break.
Holidays like Christmas and Halloween brought magic and wonder into the normally average world.
We would live off of Poptarts and Sunday morning cartoons.
All my friends would read the same book series, and we would come to school raving about the newest book that we just read. Spoilers were forbidden.
We would wait at the bus stop on a dewy morning before the sun rose, half asleep on the school bus, pencil boxes rattling inside the backpacks we kept strapped too low on our backs or dangling off on one shoulder.
Littlest Pet Shops and Silly Bandz lined our pockets instead of phones and wallets.
Our only worries were what was for lunch that day and if we would have a surprise spelling test.
Glittery pencils and glue left our hands shiny and ever so sticky.
We were all such close friends. Sometimes, I sit and wonder when exactly we all grew up.
I yearn for the days in which we did not realize the weight of the world, when we didn't have proper responsibilities, when life felt wonderful and real.
Life was so simple back then.
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waterbottlegrey-blog · 6 months
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Went to see the Hozier show in Vienna and i've been having eat your young playing in my head for three days now. and i'm fine with that.
i feel a bit guilty about not liking the last dinner party. the aesthetic is great i just don't like the singing from the frontwoman. and i feel sooo bad about it, ugh.
I had literally the worst seats, back of the tribune on the left. and the show was amazing. sang along to everything, even the ones i didn't know the lyrics of, cried during nina cried power. learned gaelic for 'a thing that is cool because water was in contact with it' i can't hope to spell. two people fainted in the stands, both times andrew stopped mid-song to make sure paramedics got there, and both time we picked up the song right back, like magic, same energy, same maniacal group-madness. how many artists can do the same?
vienna was cold and snowy and i was really worried i'd get lost but i got buddy-buddy on the bus there with a uni kid that was also going there by themselves, that was map-competent and led me around the christmas market in return for lunch and having a grown-up-looking-person there for reassurance on their first time going somewhere foreign by themselves. got a shirt.
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thefandom-casserole · 8 months
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Episode Ten- Dads Don’t Do Other Dads Dirty
My relisten notes
DadFact: Glenn Close Trio is the Jazz-mix Christmas cover band!!!! Betrayal >:c
Aww after Morgan died I’m betting Nick was alone for Christmas every. single. year. That’s sad
DadFact: Darryl was on DILFs of Disney Land (got his 15 minutes of fame) (Dad. Is. Little. Fat.)
DadFact: Henry’s second favorite drink is ROOM TEMPERATURE water
DadFact: Ron’s middle name is ‘F’
DaddyFact: Anthony recommends RPG (The Witch’s Gambit) things if you wanna get into rp games but dnd seems like a lot
AHHH PAEDEN’S INTRODUCTION SOON IM SO FUCKING EXCITED YOU HAVE NO IDEA IM SO STOKED HE’S MY FAVORITE CHARACTER IN THE WHOLE SERIES IM SO EXCITED AHHHHH
Paeden
Paeden
Paeden
Ahhhhhhh
Thank you Ben. 
UNFORTUNATE FOSTER CHILDREN
:D :D :D :D
I love how most of these kids are using magic but Paeden literally NEVER uses magic except for his final scene
I’m stimming so hard I missed Paeden so much
Gunan Duckworth is 13
Paeden is 8
“He fights with vigor of someone who’s trying to get back at someone who’s died” OH GOODNESS
EYE OF THE TIGER 
HE HAS THE EYE OF THE TIGER
GOD HES MY FAVORITE CHARACTER I LOVE HIM SO MUCH
Darryl you will love him later, you get your dad and you get your second son!!!!!!!!
“Would it impress you?” Nick 💔 
PAEDEN AND NICK (I miss Nickolas FOSTER and Paeden’s dynamic)
Nick did Taekwondo 
“It has been several hours since we’ve had a kid death” People (me) need to do more angst involving the UFC and Paeden
I LOVE PAEDEN SO MUCH THIS IS INSANE IM SO UNWELL ABOUT HIM OMG OMG IM SO INSANE
AHHHH HIS FIRST INTERACTION OKAY OKAY I CAN BE NORMAL *starts shaking whoever is reading this and gets louder* I CAN BE NORMAL
GAHAJSJSJDJNDKDK
In real life it has been five minutes
I cannot be normal
“Sorry Paeden that this is the character I used your name for” IF I WAS PAEDEN I WOULD BE SO HAPPY. PAEDEN. WHOEVER YOU ARE. YOU ARE MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE PERSON EVER IM SO SORRY YOU’VE NOW GOT AN AUTISTIC ATTACHED TO YOU. I OWE YOU A WOOKIE LIFE DEBT LIKE CERN
Glenn is offering an eight year old to join his drug empire 💀 
🎵The eye of the tiger 🎵 
“You have a plus seven in persuasion!?” Just wait. It gets worse (better)
“I don’t like to fight before a fight, put them away” Paeden you actually have the best quotes
Henry’s kids WOULD love the UFC. We needed more Paeden-Twins interactions 
I took a break and now I’m listening on the bus next to my busmate. Oh boy
Awwww poor Gunnar
Still hate him he’s still a jerk with Paeden
AGAHJSJDJ I ADORE PAEDEN GOOD GOD
My ultimate favorite character ever !!!!!!! 
I STILL ADORE PAEDEN AND NICK/NICHOLAS DYNAMIC THEY ARE SO SIBLING CODED
PAEDEN IMMEDIATELY JOINING THEIR CREW HE REALLY IS THE GUY EVER
Oooh Henry’s going off on Glenn
Party of eight? Henry, Glenn, Darryl, Ron, Nick, Paeden, and Cern…? Hmmm. (I’m joking I’m joking)
Glenn canonically goes to a therapist!!!!!!!!!!!
Wellllll Glenn betting on children gets us Paeden which is evennnnn betttttter
“I feel statements” 
These things actually work so poorly. It ends up in hilarious fights 
NICK KNOWS THAT THEY HAVE TO EAT GRANT’S SKIN OMG
What was he thinking at that moment?
“Dad I’m sorry!” NICK NO OMG I LOVE NICK SO MUCH
“CHECK PLEASE” best ending ever
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spacefinch · 9 months
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Magic School Bus incorrect quotes
Carlos: Hey I wonder what happens if I put powdered milk into carbonated water.
A FEW MOMENTS LATER
Carlos: My cereal is loud and it’s demanding to know why I would sin against both nature and god so thoughtlessly.
Phoebe: How does it taste?
Carlos: Bad.
Dorothy Ann: The fizz comes from carbonic acid in the water splitting into CO2 and H2O over time. And carbonic acid is— as an acid— sour. By adding milk to sour water, you’ve created a very convincing emulation of spoiled milk, so I’ll believe in a heartbeat that the taste is not great.
Carlos: I have mastered the potion “Instant Spoiled Milk” earning me the rank of shittiest alchemist currently alive.
Ralphie: It’s quick, it’s easy, and it’s free: pouring river water in your socks!
Keesha: Why would I do that?
Ralphie: It’s quick, it’s easy, and it’s free!
Izzy (my OC): So basically I
Mikey: rimce 🍚
Izzy: Does nothing matter to you?
Mikey: rimce 🍚
Phoebe: She was poetry, he couldn’t read
Ralphie: his name was jarred, he’s nineteen
Carlos: When his parents built a very strange machine
Dorothy Ann: Watch that scene dig in the dancing queen
Tim: Eyyyyy Macarena
Keesha: Horrible job everyone
Phoebe: My talent is identifying birds.
Wanda: Okay, what’s this one?
Phoebe: Yep. It’s definitely a bird.
Carlos: Have you heard of Murphy’s law?
Phoebe: Yep
Carlos: Have you heard of Cole’s law?
Phoebe: I haven’t
Carlos: It is thinly sliced cabbage
Phoebe: How dare you
Carlos: “The Walking Dad” but it’s just a guy walking around the house turning off lights and muttering that he’s “not made of money.”
Mr. Ramon: CARLOS!! You left your bedroom light on again! I told you, I’m not made of money!
Phoebe: Why does anyone try to fight a goose?
Tim: Sometimes the goose gives you no option.
Tim: 🎵 The head bone’s connected to the neck bone🎵
Keesha: 🎵The neck bone’s connected to the neck bone
Carlos: 🎵 The neck bone’s connected to the neck bone
Dorothy Ann: There are seven cervical vertebrae
Ralphie: TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN
Keesha: Why are you guys reblogging this in December?
Phoebe: TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN
Wanda: TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN
Keesha: It is February, you ANIMALS
Carlos: TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN
Mikey: Oh sorry, I fell asleep while I was waiting on you to make me a sandwich.
Carlos: Go back to sleep AND STARVE.
Arnold: Being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. But then there are also the horrors.
Carlos: Not all math puns are bad.
Carlos: Just sum of them.
Mikey: Dad, what’s for dinner?
Carlos: Dad, we’re hungry!
Izzy: Dad, what’s for dinner?
Carlos: Dad, we’re HUNGRY!
Mr. Ramon, trying to cook: *screams*
Carlos: Party time!
Carlos: *enters room*
Carlos: Eyyyyy! Everybody clap your hands!
Everyone: *clap clap clap clap clap*
Wanda; My DNA test results came back positive. I definitely have DNA.
Tim: Quit bragging.
Carlos: I’m glad to report that Hot Dr. Pepper was a success at my family’s Christmas dinner.
Carlos: Might be because I told everyone it was tea at first, except Mikey, who saw me pouring a bottle of Dr. Pepper into a hot pan and just immediately went “Woah can I have some of that?”
Keesha: *filming*
*camera pans over*
Keesha: Hi!
Arnold: … Okay.
Tim: I swear, the next one of you to say “weird flex, but okay” is going to regret it.
Carlos: …
Phoebe: …
Keesha: …
Dorothy Ann: Preposterous boast, but alas.
Tim: *sigh*
Wanda: If you have knees, you are valid.
Tim: Homophobes have knees, too.
Wanda: Not for long.
Ralphie: What means “I hate you” in dinosaur?
Carlos: No. Dinosaur is the language of love.
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Author's Note: This is a series of vignettes set in a larger story that I'm currently working on. (Don't worry, Hadestown readers; I'm still working on my Elvis stories. Sebastian demanded some of my attention, and I had no choice but to oblige him.) These may seem a little rough because I'm just using them as a writing exercise to get me in the habit of writing for pleasure every day. (As opposed to school, which is less fun.) Trying to get ready for Nanowrimo next month! These vignettes (and my bigger story down the line) will be Sebastian Kydd-focused because, duh! Blame my current Elvis/Austin fandom spiral. I've been watching The Carries Diaries and found Sebastian to be a character with so much potential beyond a love interest for Carrie. He will be surrounded by original characters in these stories because I cannot deal with Carrie. I adore AnnaSophia Robb. But Carrie is a nightmare of a character. I know TCD is set in the 80s, but I'm flipping the script and setting my story in the 90s. I'm a 90s baby, plus Austin with long hair is just giving grunge vibes that I find very appealing. Enough rambling; enjoy!
January 1998
"Okay, the bus should be here soon! Everyone, out ya get!"
Even though I'd been living with my Aunt Hilarie and her family for half a year, it still felt nice to be hustled out the door by someone who genuinely cared about your well-being. Before they started shipping me off to any private school that would have me, my parents were never there in the mornings to see me off to school or meet me as I was coming home. Our housekeeper Matilda made me breakfast and ensured that I ate dinner and brushed my teeth. All the money in the world couldn't buy parents that gave a shit.
As I followed my horde of cousins out the door, Aunt Hilarie stopped me and gestured to my thin hoodie jacket. "Whoa there, where's your leather jacket?"
I shrugged. "I misplaced it over the holidays. But Aunt Hil, I won't be in the cold for long-"
Aunt Hilarie, ever the mom, ignored my protests and went to the coat closet. She pulled out one of my Uncle Jeff's peacoats and watched me as I shrugged it on. She reached out to pull my long hair from underneath the collar and buttoned the jacket for me. I felt like a little kid but in a good way. It still boggled my mind that she was my mom's younger sister. They couldn't have been more different.
"Thanks, Aunt Hil," I mumbled sheepishly.
She winked and kissed me on the cheek before ushering me out the door. My cousin Kat was waiting outside for me. She had a big grin on her face. That made me nervous.
"Found your jacket, Rapunzel," she teased, motioning to the end of the driveway.
I looked and saw, amidst the sea of my younger cousins, the neighbor Zelda Campbell. In my jacket. The dark leather clashed with her multi-colored knitted scarf and bright blue beanie, but I thought she looked perfect. Her cheeks were flushed. I didn't know if it was from the cold or the memory of the last time we saw each other. One thing I learned about living in the suburbs was how much people loved a block party. The street held a holiday party with Christmas carols and snowman-building contests. It was like a Norman Rockwell painting coming to life. Zelda and I snuck away during the festivities to the treehouse in her backyard. There we kissed for the first time. I had done far more with other people in the past, but something about that moment with her felt charged and magical. Hell, she even hung up a sprig of mistletoe. It felt like I was getting a do-over with my first kiss with someone who mattered and cared.
Kat and I crunched our way through the snow to the rest of the group. Zelda met me halfway. I reached up to tug on the zipper of my jacket.
"Where did you get this?"
She shook her head with a smirk. "I'll never tell."
I leaned down, the tips of our noses brushing. "I have ways of making you talk, Campbell."
My twin cousins Jessie and Zack made gagging noises. The perfect way to kill the mood. I shot them a warning glare before turning back to Zelda. Shoving my hands into the pockets of my borrowed jacket, I asked, "So does this mean we're official now? Going steady or whatever cheesy saying you use out here in the sticks?"
"Don't even try to play it cool, Kydd," Zelda said, rolling her eyes. "I saw you cry at the end of Titanic. We both know you love cheese."
"Can't prove it," I said, feeling my ears and cheeks burn. She laughed. Licking my lips, I asked softly, "All joking aside...are we, you know, together? I know your parents didn't like me, but I swear...I can't stop thinking about you. Seeing you in my jacket makes me think I'm not alone."
Her face softened. I hadn't yet told her what happened with Mrs. Donovan, but Zelda wasn't stupid. She knew I had been hurt in the past. She stepped closer and held out her mittened hand for me to take. Giving my hand a squeeze, she leaned forward to give me a quick kiss.
"You're not alone, Sebastian."
You know those moments in books when the characters talk about the world fading away to where it was just them and the person they loved? No one else? Kat would read those moments to me and cry about how romantic it all was. I would just roll my eyes and scoff. My parents and Mrs. Donovan had shown me that life wasn't always picture perfect. It was cruel and full of transactional bullshit. But in that moment, Zelda made it all make sense. As cheesy as it sounded, the edges of my world seemed to blur whenever I was around her. She was all I could see.
The groaning and screeching of the school bus pulled us from our reverie. I helped Kat with her two younger sisters, Maggie and Leslie, before following Zelda to the back of the bus. We sat down, and I wrapped my arm around her shoulders. Kat sat across the aisle from us and said, "God, you two are so cute together; it is disgusting."
We grinned. I kissed the tip of Zelda's nose and said, "You know, it occurs to me that I don't got anything of yours to show that I'm yours."
"Awww, we'll make a feminist out of you yet, cuz!" Kat crowed.
Zelda seemed to think for a moment before unraveling her scarf from around her neck. She draped it behind my neck and used the ends to pull me close. I kissed her and murmured against her lips, "Clever girl."
A/N: See ya tomorrow
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Omygggoooooodddssss Brrryyy Juleeeesssss!!!
I listened to the last ep of krp today (yep kinda late) damnnn I'm gonna miss the time spent making theories!!
Uk what it feels like.... when sobh was announced it was like pre Christmas time, gathering all the lights n decorations.... theorizing was enjoying Christmas....n now that sobh is over it's like Christmas is over n we're taking down'the Christmas lights. It's like we're gathered around the big Christmas tree on the border of the town taking down the decorations n wishing eachother. Saying Christmas will be back soon.
It was really fun listening to you guys all these months. I actually used to listen to it on my way to college in the bus and while coming back sometimes...it was actually my routine! I remember sleepily typing incoherent sentences in my notes app for crack theories ....man it was such a vibe!!
Anyways!! This party was fun ...we all got drunk n high ....it was such a vibe✌️
Also to answer the weekly question!... My fav theory was the ley lines one y'all actually took a lot of effort on that....also all the theories we came up with for Mathew!!!
Stay happy n hydrated besties 💚
Long live Rupert
N Glory to Kraig ✌️✨
Noboddyyyyyyy!!!
We’re going to miss the theory time as well! Thankfully, we aren’t saying goodbye to theorizing for long with Chain of Thorns coming up! We have way too many thoughts to share on that already lol 
UGH that picture paints exactly what it feels like. 😭 We’re all the little Whos in Whoville trying to figure out how to spend the rest of our days until the next Christmas, only we’re getting older and the festivity of Christmas never feels the same as we get further away from the magic of childhood (aka SoBH) ... Okay this is getting sappy now. This past year+ will be a time we’ll all miss and cherish the memory of, for sure!! 
We’re so happy to hear that you made KRP as much of a routine as we did. 🧡 And thank YOU for serving the party right back to us!! We’ve loved every ask you’ve sent us and the thoughts and theories you laid out beside the punch bowl (or beer keg?). 
Ah the ley lines. Our little orphanage of theories that Bry spent so much ink on lol honestly we were so correct for those!! Not to be salty, but the amount of effort we put in for no return?? rip. (/hj) And man we really did go through so many Matthew theories … so many answers to hope for in ChoT!
Thanks for coming to the party again and again! We stole a party hat from Kraig’s box while he wasn’t looking, and we’re giving it to you 🥳️
Bry & Jules 🧡
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Incorrect Quote! Becky: This is my Pretty Princess and Magic Pony Power Hour Party Game I got for Christmas this year. It comes with 5 boards, 12 playable characters, and over 80 minigames. Humdinger: Oh my god, who, the hell CARES!
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Film Review - Mortal Kombat Legends: Cage Match
While my film review backlog is not yet exhausted, we are now concluding our look at 2023 film releases by diving back into the world of Warner Brothers animation and computer game-based cinema as we check in on the fourth MK Legends film.  In other words, let’s take a look at Mortal Kombat Legends: Cage Match…
Plot (as adapted from Wikipedia):
Around Christmas in the 1980s, action star and martial artist Johnny Cage is attempting to make his big break with his next movie, Ninja Mime. The film's producer, Brian Van Jones, expresses concerns over the disappearance of his co-star, Jennifer, prompting him to seek her out alongside his loyal assistant, Chuck Golden. When he arrives at her mansion, Cage finds two women named Ashrah and Kia battling each other over a mysterious scroll. He ends up getting caught in their fight, and the three escape before Jennifer's house explodes from a planted bomb.
As Ashrah and Kia continue their fight on the highway, Cage hijacks a tour bus to pursue them, which kills Kia after Ashrah ejects her from her car. Cage manages to retrieve the scroll from Ashrah with Golden's help. The two find that it is a star map of Los Angeles with Greek text on the back. Meanwhile, Ashrah returns to the White Lotus Society to report to Lord Raiden, who encourages her to enlist Cage's help for the coming battles ahead.
On his way to report his and Golden's findings to the police, Cage is sidetracked by his agent, David Doubldy, who claims that "The Big Man" wants to hire him for a superhero film. However, when he visits his agent's office, Doubldy demands the scroll and reveals that a secret Hollywood club meeting at the Magical Mansion is interested in him. The two fight, during which Cage discovers that Doubldy is actually a demon and kills him in self-defence. With the police refusing to help, Cage and Golden decide to look into the mystery themselves and head to the Magical Mansion. While Golden deciphers the scroll, Cage attends the party and is invited as a guest by one of the club's attendees named Jataaka, who takes him under the mansion to cut off communication with Golden.
Before Jataaka can take him further underground, the two are intercepted by Ashrah, who tells Cage that Jataaka and Kia were two of three assassins aligned with the Brotherhood of Shadows, a cult intent on summoning their god, Shinnok, to conquer Earthrealm. Cage and Ashrah are able to defeat Jataaka with the help of Golden, who informs them that the Brotherhood intends to use the spell on the scroll and the "blood of a god" below the Oriental Theatre to open a gate to the Netherrealm. Before they can destroy the scroll, they are attacked and captured by the third assassin, Jennifer.
Jennifer reveals to Cage that she is a demon named Sareena and was cut off from the Netherrealm before getting sent to Earthrealm decades ago. Upon finding out that Cage possessed the blood of the gods needed to open a portal to her home, she and other demons helped set up his film career and Ninja Mime so that he could eventually be used as a sacrifice to summon her master, Shinnok. Ashrah and Golden escape their captivity from the director, during which Golden finds out that Ashrah is a demon formerly affiliated with the Brotherhood now focused on repenting her sins and becoming human.
Ashrah and Golden manage to rescue Cage, but not before Sareena uses his blood to create the portal to the Netherrealm, bringing Shinnok to Earthrealm. Golden suggests that they get Shinnok back through the rift and then cast the spell from the scroll to trap him back in the Netherrealm. Cage fights Shinnok in the streets near the Oriental Theatre while Golden and Ashrah face off against Jones and Sareena, who unleash their true demonic forms. Golden manages to knock Jones back into the portal before giving Ashrah back her sword that she uses to kill Sareena. With his fans and onlookers cheering him on, Cage unleashes his mystical powers that allow him to fight on par with Shinnok and manages to knock the fallen Elder God back into the portal. Golden casts the spell to close the portal, cutting off access for Shinnok and the other demons of the Netherrealm. Cage is celebrated as a hero by the public and shares a kiss with Ashrah.
Golden attempts to follow in Cage's footsteps by taking martial arts classes but eventually ends up becoming his stunt double in video games, and according to Cage, Golden nicknames himself "Mokap." Despite her strong feelings towards Cage, Ashrah leaves to continue her quest to slay demons and become human. Cage becomes a successful action star thanks to the strong performance of Ninja Mime and its sequels, but his career eventually falls apart. Cage is later seen packing his car and preparing to shoot his new film on a remote island.
Review:
We’re now four films in on a run of home-release animated films set in the Mortal Kombat franchise, and much like the 2022 instalment Snow Blind, Cage Match is taking us away from the MK tournament to do something else.  On the one hand, this is a little disappointing as neither the first two MK Legends instalments nor the recent live action film reboot adequately explain or show the Mortal Kombat tournament as a tournament.  It’s not fully clear why said tournament is held between the realms versus other means of arbitrating the world-conquering tendencies of some realms, nor is there any sense of organisation, round-by-round progression or anything else that comes to mind when thinking of the general concept of any tournament competition.  As such, I hope this film series does either a prequel focused on these origins and showing the tournament in a more organised fashion, or that we get some of this in the next live-action MK instalment.
On the other hand, what Cage Match does provide is an interesting focus on Johnny Cage as an 80’s action-film star getting mixed up in elements of the Mortal Kombat universe ahead of what we saw in the first MK Legends film.  Continuity-wise, it doesn’t seem to fully gel with the initial film duology, and indeed the commentary on the Blu-ray indicates it’s intended more as a stand-alone film set apart from Scorpion’s Revenge and Battle of the Realms.  As the Fox X-Verse taught us long ago, not a great move, but taken by itself, the film does a great job of allowing Cage, who seems to be the Deadpool of the Mortal Kombat Legends run, to take centre-stage.
Within that Cage-centric narrative, we also get a kind of love-letter from Mortal Kombat to 80’s culture; we have Jennifer Gray playing herself as a cover for a demon from MK lore, a mix of animation style, fashion, cars and score that evoke films, games and other 80’s media, and even Cage’s childhood origins are basically a Mortal Kombat riff on the original Karate Kid film.  Joel McHale reprises the role of Cage, and continues to slay from a humour point-of-view by being a very crude, self-centred, womanising idiot whose one saving grace, aside from having a bit of a heroic streak that stems from childhood bullying trauma, is that he has a little self-awareness about his poor behaviour.  That doesn’t excuse said behaviour, mind, but at least it shows that he isn’t as oblivious to how bad that behaviour is and can rise above it.
The film also features the vocal talents of Kelly Hu and the late Gilbert Gottfried, who animation fans will recognise most as Iago from Disney’s Aladdin animated films and show of the 1990’s.  Combined with a cast of experienced voice actors, many of whom I recognise from other productions, they do a great job across the board.  The film is also a little lighter on the gore and graphic violence than past MK Legends instalments, as evidenced by the fact that under UK age certifications, we have a 15 rather than the more customary 18 age-limit of the previous MK Legends films, making it slightly more accessible in terms of being buyable by a wider audience.  Depending on where you sit regarding the graphic violence of Mortal Kombat, this may be considered good or bad.
Overall, I’d say this film is a fun bit of something different and a great homage to 80’s style draped reasonably well over good MK substance, only being let down by once again playing more to lore-versed fans than to newer audiences.  As such, I give this film about 8 out of 10.
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