#Bluey’s SO FUCKING good oh my god.
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I started watching Bluey and when I say I was absolutely fucking ENLIGHTENED.
Me: Bluey’s such a popular show and even my adult friends like it…but why?? Isn’t it just a show for preschoolers
Me, after watching one (1) episode: OH….I UNDERSTAND NOW…..
#Bluey’s SO FUCKING good oh my god.#Shima speaks#The animation is incredible the backgrounds are SO beautiful and the MUSIC??? STELLAR#And the lessons in each episode are so good and I LOVE all the games the girls play with Bandit#It feels really nostalgic to me bc I have a younger sister and we were JUST like that when we were kids#It’s really amazing how they can tell a story in just 7 minutes#I love Bluey so so much. I would DIE for every single character in that show#Bluey#Sorry Blue’s Clues you WERE my favorite show about a blue dog but not anymore 🤧
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Welcome to my TED Talk
Cw: f.reader, FLUFF. PURE FLUFF. Time-skip!Suna
FUN FACT OF THE DAY! Energy drinks make my fingers feel all tingly.
This is how your Friday nights developed since your second year in Inarizaki.
Popcorn, Onigiri, loads of sweets, cans of soda and energy drinks over your coffee table, two blankets on your sofa and, in this case, him beside your TV, holding your laptop as he introduced the badly designed PowerPoint he made with the saturated audio of 'Hotline Bling' by Drake as background.
"Welcome to my TED talk." He started, making you laugh already. "I'm Rintarō Suna and today's topic is..."
He pressed the space bar. "Reasons for why you should marry me.
"Oh, interesting topic. Let's see if you convince me." You chuckle, grabbing a can of soda and a gummy bear.
Suna and you had been dating since mid-term of the second year of high school and PowerPoint nights became a little routine of yours to spend time with each other at home and get out some laughs.
He chuckles and presses the spacebar. "One, I'm a pro athlete." He says, a photo of him in the gym appears and you cheer and clap jokingly. "Two," he continues, trying to contain his laugh. "I can blackmail you if you say no." A photo of you sleeping with your hair all over your face and drooling is on the slide.
"Oh, my God, Rin! Why do you have that?!" You gasp, looking at him.
"You look cute, okay?" He answers nonchalantly before going to the next slide. "Three, I'd literally do ANYTHING YOU WANT just for you to say yes."
You raise an eyebrow. "Anything?"
"Anything." He answers. "God, I'm willing to... to watch tangled and bluey with you whenever you ask just for you to say the word." He mumbles and your jaw goes slack before you laugh. "And... that shitty show you like."
"OH, MY GOD. Dude, you're soooo fucked up." You laugh. "By shitty show you mean Riverdale?" He nods and you gasp. "IT IS NOT a shitty show."
He raises an eyebrow and looks at you with a straight face. "Really?"
"...Okay, maybe they over-exploited it. BUT the first three seasons are great."
He rolls his eyes and goes to the last slide, which is totally blank and without sound"Four..."
He leaves the living room and goes to your bedroom. You hear the rummaging in the closet before he comes back, making you sit up on the sofa and look at him with wide eyes when he gets on one knee and opens the little black box.
"I love you... so fucking much. You're the only one who could -and can- read me like an open book. You're the one that has been with me every single moment of my life. No matter if it was the best or the worst. God, you even moved to Tokyo with me leaving everything and everyone you loved and grew accustomed to behind..."
If you weren't a waterfall by then, you are one right now.
"Rin, I-" He cuts you off.
"I'm not finished." He says, smiling. "So, sweetheart, my one and only, THE love of my life." You smile at the last nickname. "Will you marry me?" He asks.
"Yes..." You whisper nodding excitedly and he gets up and puts the ring on your finger before kissing you deeply. "I love you so much..."
He smiles and leans his forehead against yours. "Thanks for coming to my TED talk." He jokes and you punch him playfully on his shoulder.
"We were doing so good..." You chuckle. A few minutes later, with him laying on top of you, you speak.
"Hey..." You call him.
"Mhm?"
"Would you believe me if I said my tonight's PowerPoint was about the same topic?" He raises his head and looks at you. "What? You were taking your sweet time!" You say and he rolls his eyes before he kisses you again.
#haikyuu x reader#haikyu x reader#haikyuu#haikyuu suna#suna rintarou#suna rintaro x reader#suna rintarō#suna x reader#suna rintaro haikyuu
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mommy mode
urban and yourbestfriend just dropped off their son you and jack promised to watch him for the weekend.
you had to run to the store, the boys didnt want to go so they just stayed home while yu went to the store for about thirty minutes, but you didnt exactly trust jack’s with ezqual by himself.
jack loved giving kids whatever they wanted, even though it was sweet it wasn’t always helpful
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once you got back from the store ez was running around with candy in his hand, he was so fast even jack couldn’t get him.
“hey! whats going on?” ez ran to you getting candy dust on your clothes “aunty aunty!!” “yes ez?” “uncle jack gave me this many candies !” he help up eight fingers “it was yummy!” he started jumping up and down and you glared at jack ‘im sorry’ jack mouthed to you and you quickly rolled your eyes
“uhm auntie baby..how about we watch bluey and be calm while aunty and uncle have a talk in the big room ok?” “ok auntie! ill be good!” “ok sweet boy i trust you!”
you took jack by his hair dragging him to you “owww! baby im sorry!” “shut up.”
once you both were in the room you let go of jacks hair and he started rubbing his head “jackman thomas.. you have thirty seconds to start explaining and it better be the best damn reason in the fucking world.” “baby he was hungry and you weren’t here so i gave him a little candy and he kept asked for more and i couldn’t tell him no!”
“jackman, you could’ve called me, and asked me how much candy you could give him!” you rested you hand on your belly, something you often did when you were tired or stressed “oh my god!! your dragging it, you’re acting like your his mom!” “you know what, im not his mom jackman, so since your “uncle jack jack who lovesss to give out candy” go put him to bed your self and you can sleep on the couch”
“fine. its not hard to put him to sleep anyway” “ok then go jack.. no ones stopping you. leave”
jack walked out the room while you got in the shower, after three hours you finally heard buley turn off and as you thought ez was sleep you heard screaming “IM NOT TIRED !” “ez go to bed! i jst tucked you in!” “I WANT AUNTIEEE!” jack sighed and brought ez to you and you let them in “yes boys?” “auntie!” eq tried to get out jacks hands falling into yours
“auntie can i sleep with you?” “only if you promise to go straight to bed bug” “promise!” once you laid down jack sighed and walked out “i want uncle jack jack to!” “jackk! come here, come sleep in the bed!”
jack came back to the room smiling and laying down next to ez and cuddling your waist “im sorry baby, it wont happen again” “its fine jack, goodnight i love you” “i love you more” jack gave you a kiss
“hump. i love me to! and ew!” “we love you most not go to bed!”
#jackman thomas harlow#jack harlow concepts#jack harlow fanfic#jack harlow x y/n#jack harlow imagine#jack harlow fluff#jack harlow#jack harlow x reader
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Tea for Two
Amelia Shepherd x g!nreader*
Warnings: some explicit language, just hella fluff, seriously so much fluff, mentions of hospitalization (duh)
Word Count: 1.2k
Summary: You go to Grey-Sloan Memorial once a week to hang out with the kids on the pediatrics floor, but more and more you find yourself going there for one particular doctor: Amelia Shepherd. But can you work up the courage to make a move? And if you can, will she reciprocate?
*Reader & Gender. Gender is a slippery, tricky thing. I feel like I kind of straddle the line between being a girl and being nonbinary, so my x reader perspectives will shift depending on which I'm feeling more that day. But please feel free to insert whatever pronouns/gender identity fit you best! I try to keep descriptions of the reader to a minimum so you can see yourself in them regardless. <3
You checked in at the front desk of Grey-Sloan Memorial Hospital and pressed your guest-pass name tag onto your shirt. You had your instrument case on your back, and several familiar nurses waved at you as you made your way to the elevator and up to the pediatrics floor. You were there for your weekly music hour with the kids. It had started last summer, when your brother had open heart surgery and spent a month of the pediatrics floor. You'd often brought your instrument to play and sing his favorite songs for him and, more often than not, other kids on the floor would crowd his room and request songs and sing with you.
By the time your brother had gone home with a clean bill of health, you'd gotten attached to the kids, to the nurses who wheeled patients into the rooms you played in. You went home with song requests and learned how to play Encanto and the Bluey theme song and Simon & Garfunkel for them. It had quickly become one of your favorite parts of the week.
And not just because of the kids. Of course, there were always doctors around, but most of the time there was one particular doctor around, and you both loved and hated it.
"Dr. Shepherd," she'd told you, on the third or fourth post-concert elevator ride which, for whatever reason, you almost always ended up on together. "Or, well, Amelia. I'm not your doctor."
"Y/N," you'd replied, shaking her hand like an idiot businessman. God, she was pretty. You hoped you didn't look as flustered as you were.
"Are you on Spotify?" she asked.
You laughed loudly, eyes crinkling shut. "No! No, it's just for fun."
"Well, you're really good at it," Amelia finished, as the elevator opened on the floor before yours.
"Thanks," you said, trying your very hardest to make eye contact.
"See you next week?"
"Yep," you nodded.
"Cool." She gave you a double thumbs-up and walked out the elevator doors.
"Oh!" she exclaimed, turning back to hold the door open. She pointed at you. "Pronouns? Mine are she/her."
A bright smile flashed across your face. "They/them. Thanks for asking."
"You got it." Another thumbs up, and she was gone. You sighed. Pretty and asked about your pronouns? It was gonna be really hard to convince yourself you didn't like her now.
Amelia was there next week. And the next. And the next. Always in the back. Always in the elevator with you afterward. And you just talked. Never for more than a few minutes. But those few minutes added up after a while. You learned that she was Chief of Neurosurgery. That she'd grown up in New York. That she lived with her sisters and her nieces and nephew. That she loved boba tea and cats.
One day, in a moment of reckless confidence, you stopped at Seattle Best Tea on your way to Grey-Sloan and picked up two boba teas, one for you and one for Amelia. As soon as you stepped through the doors of the hospital, you knew it was a mistake. Fuck, you thought. Fuck, fuck, fuck. Friends don't bring boba tea. Especially elevator friends.
But then, of course, you had to give it to her. Because otherwise it'd look like you brought two bobas for yourself, and that was even weirder.
She was already in her corner of the pediatrics lobby when you walked in. Trying to act casual, you approached her and held on the tea.
"Hey," you said. "Do you, uh... do you want this?"
She looked at you, surprised, and took the cup. "You brought me boba?"
"No." You shook your head and shrugged. "I had an... extra?" It was a stupid excuse. You knew it the moment it left your mouth.
A smile crept at the corner of Amelia's lips, and she raised her eyebrows at you. "You had an extra milk tea?"
"No," you admitted, flushing slightly and running a hand self-consciously through your hair. "It's for you." You felt like you were digging your own grave.
"Well, gotta get up there," you said quickly. You avoided her eyes and headed quickly toward the little stool they'd set up for you at the front of the room.
You'd never been so distracted during a set, especially with the Grey-Sloan kids, who usually took up all your attention. At first you tried very hard to not look anywhere near Amelia, but then you thought that might be more suspicious, so you just tried to look in her general direction.
As you packed up your instrument, your heart pounded. You knew, you just knew, she was going to be on that elevator and that she knew. Your damn little boba gesture had almost certainly given you away. And she was going to say, Sorry, I'm not into women. Or kind-of-women-kind-of-not, which is where you usually landed. Even worse, she might say, Sorry, I'm not into you. Or the very worst of all, she wouldn't even be in the elevator, and your time at Grey-Sloan would be unbearably awkward from here on out.
Your heart sank as you got onto the elevator and Amelia was nowhere to be seen. You puffed out your cheeks and exhaled. You'd fucked up. You were glad the elevator was empty this time because you were sure the disappointment showed on. your face. You were not good at hiding your emotions, and you'd prefer to be left alone with this one.
The doors had almost creaked shut when a hand shot out to stop them. An out-of-breath Amelia stepped in, smiling, and leaned against the wall.
"Wow," she breathed. "Almost missed you."
You shuffled your feet and tried to act normal, even though your heart was in your throat.
"Thanks for the tea," she said, nudging your shoulder.
"Yeah!" you replied, probably a little too enthusiastically. "Yeah, no prob."
"So... do you buy boba for all the girls or just me?"
You felt blood rush to your cheeks. "Uh..."
"Because I really hope it's just me."
You glanced at her in surprise and found her grinning at you, a little embarrassed, a little self-satisfied.
"Really?" you asked, not quite believing what you'd heard.
The elevator door opened on Amelia's floor, and she slipped a business card into your hand, her fingers lightly grazing yours. It felt like a bolt of electricity shooting through you.
"Call me and you can buy me dinner, too," she said, before stepping off the elevator, giving you a little salute as the door closed.
You looked at the card in your hand. On the front: all the usual business information. Grey-Sloan Memorial Hospital. Amelia Shepherd, M.D. Chief of Neurosurgery. On the the back: a phone number, scrawled in messy doctor's hand, with a little heart beside it.
Your heart swelled and you couldn't help but smile, bouncing on the balls of your feet. It worked! The boba worked! Seattle Best Tea didn't know it yet, but they'd just made you a regular for life.
#amelia shepherd#amelia shepherd x reader#amelia shepherd x fem!reader#amelia shepherd x gn!reader#amelia shepherd fluff#amelia shepherd drabble#amelia shepherd fanfic#grey's anatomy
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Gonna finish off this series with episode 8 and then go binge watch Bluey while I paint my walls today
Alastor distorting video feeds like a cryptid that can't be captured on camera is one of the most interesting things about him tbh
I still really, realllly feel like an all-out war with Heaven should be like, a giant show finale and not the end to the first season. Where do we go from here?? We already know God doesn't exist in this universe, so what other lore is even left to be explored?
Once again Charlie giving some big heartfelt speech really doesn't feel earned when we've barely spent any time with these characters
Hate to keep beating a dead horse here but Alastor when did you start caring about the hotel and its residents
He's a good dad to Nifty though, 10/10
"You have always been a worthy opponent" Pentious we didn't see you fight Cherri Bomb once in the show
Oh fuck off this More Than Anything reprise is really good
THEY FINALLY KISSED FUCKING HELL
And ofc they had to immediately follow it up with Adam lmao. Not even Alex Brightman can save this character
"That's how they can kill us? With our OWN weapons?" HOW DID YOU NOT KNOW THIS. WHY WAS THIS TREATED LIKE SOME BIG MYSTERY.
It's so fucking wild to me that we're seeing angels get slaughtered by the dozens and yet we're expected to believe no other demons have ever fought back against them until now??
FUCK HIM UP ALASTOR- WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY VOX???
Al's voice in this part??? Hello????????
Charlie why are you apologizing to the angels who are literally trying to slaughter your friends and family
jfc why did those two kiss, how does this show have zero idea how to write romance
oh he's fucking dead lmao
DAMN RAZZLE AND DAZZLE BEING BIG DRAGON BOYS, I'm GAME though Charlie why didn't you do this at the start on the battle
SHIT NO DON'T HURT THE DREG BOYS
FUCK HIM UP CHARLIE.
Vaggie should've taken Lute's eye tbh
Oh yeah you'd think Lucifer would've been here sooner considering the angels are attacking his kingdom but here we are
Honestly I think Charlie should've been the one to defeat Adam. He was fucking awful to her from the start.
NIFTY GOT HIM LMAOOOOOO
Lute why do you care about Adam?? He was awful to you too???
Also what happened to Alastor?? Is he good??
Also kind of wild we're dedicating an entire song to Pentious but his actual death was played off like a joke
Ohh fuck we're gonna demonize Lilith for being a less-than-perfect parent but completely ignore Lucifer doing the same thing aren't we. This happened in Helluva Boss and I can see it happening again
I love how literally no one gives a shit that Alastor's gone lmao
Oh wait there he is
Ooh so he definitely made a deal with someone, very interesting
HE'S AN ANGEL OH MY GOD
Also Lilith??? Is in Heaven???? What??????
Honestly nothing I can say hasn't already been said about this show and finale. Kinda stupid Al literally got hit once and then just fucking dipped until the end, like good job man way to show you cared. BUT ITS OVER AND I'M FREE. I'm gonna go paint my walls and sew some stuff
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please share your william headcanons pleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease
OK SO!!!
his first drink of alcohol was when his father shared liquor with him after WWII. he was like. 10.
he actually loves children??? just. not when they don't do what he wants.
he's so jealous all the time. henry got a girlfriend, so he got a girlfriend. henry got married, so he got married. henry had 2 kids? well, Afton has 3! take THAT!
he's the most homophobic gay man in all 50 states.
he'll enable mike's abuse of evan by ignoring it in private. but god FORBID mike wrestle some kid to the ground at HIS FAMILY FRIENDLY ESTABLISHMENT!
he's rlly good at juggling, singing, & playing banjo.
GLORY OF THE MACHINE GLORY OF THE MACHINE
he would've loved Bluey.
had a handlebar moustache at one point.
oh man. he got sprayed by a skunk once. henry didn't let him in his house for WEEKS afterwards. he also almost contracted rabies. don't ask how.
one time, he brought home a bunny. the kids were delighted while Mary was... not amused.
he woud drive charlie and sammy to school whenever Henry was going through a depressive episode.
he was a family man!
he met mary and wooed her by asking her if she could teach him about the gospel
"oh, well i just don't know too much about this whole Latter Day Saint thing..."
he was like... 6'4. so Mike gets that height from somewhere.
fucking theatere kid.
he was a... decent husband...
he was more on the finance side. but building animatronics was his passion. he loved doing that.
he's had sex with henry. it was in college. neither of them will willingly speak of it.
he's so full of whimsy. it gets beaten out of him in UCN tho, don't worry.
he gets it back tho
also he's like: hmm... this woman is like if my daughter didn't die. i like her :)
so that's how he adopted Nessie.
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Good morning girlie ! (At least here is morning)
How are you ? Did you sleep well ? 💕 Wanted to see how you were doing !, Thankfully I'm doing well myself.
I saw the peek a boo thing with uncle Mikey and this came into my head 😭💕:
Uncle turtles would watch bluey with lil baby niece reader.
Also tea parties are every Sunday evening,no if's or but's, it's settled.
Raph one time had to dress up as belle from the beauty and the beast for reader's birthday.
Donnie is reader's makeup 💄 model
Grandpa splints helped April pick outfits for reader through facetime (grandpa splints has an eye for fashion 💅)
Uncle Mikey gets to hug reader the most cause he's really soft
Uncle Leo has to take reader on piggyback rides everytime he walks into the room.
I had to share this thoughts with my favorite mutual (you🎀).
Love you girlie ! See ya and feel free to send me ask or Messages! I'm always here for you and for everyone dear 💓💕
D'awww hi!! You're so sweet! I'm doing well, I slept well, and I just had a sandwich!
AND OH MY GOD THESE ARE SO FREAKIN' CUTEEEE-
TBH Raph would fucking slay as Belle, no regrets, it's for his neice,
Tea parties are every Sunday, exactly 7:00pm, at the Jones family apartment. little reader gets to pick your punishement if you're late or miss it, and toddlers are fuckin creative, so good luck.
Bluey is a family activity, if reader wants to watch it, so do her Uncles. They have no choice.
Splinter has the best fashion sense, and Reader will not wear anything he doesn't help her pick. If he can't face time that morning, she pouts the entire time and picks her own clothes, refusing to let mama April help dress her.
The amount of times Donnie has had to go an entire day with make-up that was very obviously applied by a toddler is hilarious. He cannot remove it until you go home, and he can't fix it either.
Uncle Mikey gets the biggest bear hug every day, and only he gets a bear hug, (the others are incredibly jealous)
And Uncle Leo is the jungle gym uncle, you know the one. The one that all the kids climb on, piggy back rides, hanging off his arms, clinging to his legs, there is no escape hehe
And I'm sorry I don't interact with you like at all- IM A VERY ANXIOUS PERSON I DON'T KNOW HOW TO START A CONVERSATION-
You're like one of my favorite moots too- ❤❤
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OKAY FJRST. THE LITTLE DETAILS FROM THEIR CANON DESIGNS/YOUR PERSONAL DESIGNS BECAUSE THEY ARE CANON TO ME TO THE AU
not to be the chip guy but of course he comes first. chibos little beanie instead of the captains hat is SUCH a great touch !! the fact he still has his necklace and his long coat in a different more cover-up-slut approach makes me insaneeeee god he's so. Just like me frfr. you just drew me but if i had long hair and more bastard swagger that's so coolio bro what the freaksauce... ALSO keeping his belt and piercings make me to happy forever and ever but swagever ! Im normal ^_^ WAITTT also the "coverupslut" tits thing is really funny to me obviously he couldn't be walking around like that in the Real World because it's lame and doesn't support his transgender swagger but I really love how you kept his midriff and the teensiest tiniest little bit of a happy trail because he fucking WOULD wouldn't he. he WOULD fucking look like that. and !! speaking of speaking of that his black crop top thing works really well with both his style and his style of dancing which I think is so awesome sauce broski AND THE BLACK NAILS. THATS IMPORTANT can i get you to make something canon for me from one guy to another you're such a good friend and this isn't me buttering you up at all but on a totally separate note did you know you're hot and cool and all your art is amazing and you're talented and smart. could you make it so jay was the one to paint his nails and he complained forever and ever about it he wad so annoyed but he only complained more when the paint started chipping and he forced her to fix it. staring at you with autism eyes Btw
gillion design is so real forever and ever and I'm totally okay about it bro trust. absolutely LOVE the fact he kept his necklace too but instead it's framed as a gift from pretzel and made as a Kandi necklace :〕 it's so sick ANDDD THE WAY HE DRESSES !!! his baggy black tank-top and belt with the pants bro you Get It he fucking. Would look like that humanized wouldn't he. the bracelets and the also black nails (that. And Again, looking at you with begging and pleading autism eyes. jay probably had to act like she was just SO down to do and felt like it for funsies so she could teach pretzel when in reality chibo just begged her because he's a little bitch and really wanted to bond with gillion because he's an idiot and couldn't think of a better way. Also his paint was chipping and he was mildly annoyed) AND !! THE HAIRRRRR holy shit my friend tumblr user and mutual soup s0up1ta im losing my actual goddamn ever-loving mind over the way you drew his dyed hair it's so fucking pretty dude THE COLORRRRSSSSSS THE COLORS IM BEING POSSESED AND TAKEN AWAY. THE VIBRANCY SNATCHED MY SOUL AND GOT ME VAPORIZED LIKE IT WAS DAYBRINGER SOLOMON SAVE THE WORLD AND SUCK EACH OTHER VAMP4VAMP STYLE MY FINAL MESSAGE
Oh my god. And pretzel. soup im losing my fucking MINDDDDD over pretzel i know when you showed me the (theses aren't posted yet. i get to be in the Cool Exclusive Friend Club for. Asecond >:DDD) drawings of her with the biker helmet i lost my shit then but I need to lose it again. i lose that very frequently. The little patches in her jeans and clips in her messy hair and home-made bracelets covering every part of her body that they can and her big fluffy skirts that mimic her frogtopus arms that spread out and her overalls QND THAT ONE DRAWING. WHERE AHE IS PAINTING GILLIONS EYELINER ON IM. SOUP IM SHAKING YOU IM LOSING OT and also. Of course she would like bluey <3
Now onto the actual writing for just a second because I need to ramble on how well you fucking Captured the way it was written so perfectly because like. Holy fuck dude
Tigers being paired with you Definitely is the best possible outcome because you have created something for me to be Insane about. I could picture everything so vividly and i heard that one line where it was him going "I want you. I want you baby" and i just completely saw your drawing of them arms linked and extended and I lost my MINDD soup. spinning in circles and shimmying like a deep sea isopod ruffling up dirt on the seafloor look at me in my dead ass eye holes because i cannot express enough how much I love that. everything in this fic was pictured entirely in your style and I'm so fucking normal about that I promise. i LOVE seeing the little details you move from both cannon jrwi and your designs into the way they're drawing because, and I cannot stress this enough that this is a good thing, they all look like Them. normally with au's it's them slightly off or that's Them just in a different outfit but NOOO dude you got it so perfect. yeah that IS what they would look like that IS how they would dress and act and look and fucking DANCE bro 🗣🗣‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
and finally just wanted to say the writing is sosososo good forever and ever but that's exactly what I would expect from Tigers101 the fnc guy and chip kisser themself alright not surprised in the least. and with the art being as amazing at going with it not nearly surprised it's sof uckign awesome seeing you grow and get more talented as an artist because DUDE !!!!!! HOLY SHIT YOU HAVE GROWNNNN its so awesome man
anyway leave you with this image
because i saw the part where chibo blushed and I pictured him in your style and i nearly whisper-screamed faggot out loud before catching myself because I'm tired <3 thank you for being you and so rad and sweet forever and ever and making the sick ass cool ass shit that you do im sohyped and so happy everytime I get. A message or a tag from you because I KNOWWWWW it means I get something to feast apon and i love it so much. already said it once but it's so nice i say it twice suck each other vamp4vamp style and save da world. my final message
I AM FRAMING THIS AND HANGING IT ON MY WALL FOREVER THANK YOU SO MUCH DUDE AUDHJSJSJDKFBJS 😭😭💕💕💕
#designing them all was SO fun bro im really happy i was able to translate them well into a modern au :)#genuinely had a blast with the outfits and accessories and ESPECIALLY designing a human gill and pretzel#like keeping some of gill's features i got going on in my design like his nose and hair and the tattoos being the skin markings#AND PRETZEL AUFHHS#i wanted her hair to be like the tentacles and to translate that unhinged 8 year old energy (i would know- i have a sister who's nine)#like the first thing i thought of was ponyo and i ran with that#and the jewlery jehdjejrhjrhf the beaded bracelets and necklaces pretzel and gill wear#and chip's little axe earring being a little more subtle but There#also incredibly small detail but he's got a mole where his scar is in his canon design so thats neat#but YEAH working on this has been such a blast and you can SEE how much ive grown just in the span of the months this has been going on for#like the one with gill putting his hair up is one of the first ones i drew and the one with them dancing is the most recent one#im so happy with how this has turned out and very excited for you guys to see the upcoming chapters because WE'RE NOT DONE YET BOYS >:)))#genuinely such a cool thing ive been able to work on dude im really happy people like it :)#s0up1talks
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My thoughts about the newest Christmas special!!!! (Spoilers, duh)
first things first, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
This is literally everything I could have asked for from a Ghosts episode!!! I will be going chronologically so I can somewhat organise my thoughts
AAAAAA Pat it watching the new scouts!!!!!!!!! This means so much to me!!!!
Okay but like the gasp I let out when it showed how Alison got a hold of the VHS tapes!!!!
Mike being exactly like his parents is so cute and funny lol
Fanny is such a girlboss for, ahem, "not leaving"
YES!!!!! PAT AND CAP BEING DRAMA TEACHERS!!!!!
I love how much the Captain thrives in his stage manager role
"Baron Hardup" is such an underrated joke omg
I had to look up was a "bluey" was because I'm sure Julian wouldn't bring up the Australian kids show about a little blue dog
Screaming and crying and throwing up was my reaction to the home videos because that hit me so hard
Pat's reaction to being made fun of in the tape: "I don't want to watch it anymore" FUCK 😭😭😭
I relate to Pat on so many levels
"Forty feral ferrets frolicking in France" is the new "The butler burnt the butter but the bacon bore the brunt" and I'm living for it and I WILL memorise it like how I did with the butler one
I love how optimistic Alison is in this episode even while stuck in traffic!
HUMPHREY'S BODY AND ROBIN HOLDING AND SWINGING HANDS IS SO 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖
MY VIZ-I-ON!!!!
CAP'S LITTLE DANCEY-DANCE OMG!!!!!!!
Robin comforting Pat is one of my favourite scenes in this episode (I have a lot of favourites lol) I always love seeing Robin be all wise and comforting and it's shown perfectly here
"On one hand, my darling daughter. On the other, my beloved wife." OMG THEY DID NOT JUST HAVE JULIAN SAY THAT 😭
YESSSSSS!!!! THE FIRST AND ONLY GOOD LORD FROM CAP!!!!! FINALLY!!!!!!!
I relate to Kitty with having all the pressure to be perfect being put on her
BING BONG!
"I'm just gonna phone home- I'm E.T." HILARIOUS DELIVERY!!!!
ALL THE PLAGUE GHOSTS 💖💖💖💖💖
Okay but the voice Cap puts on during Kitty's breakdown is making me go feral
Cap's Spice Girl speech is the gayest thing I've ever seen and I love that so much for him
"Shine like a star!" NEW DAILY AFFIRMATION JUST UNLOCKED!!!!
THE CAPTAIN BEING A DAD TO KITTY OH MY GOD!!!!!!!
I KNEW IT!!!! I KNEW THEY'D MAKE HIM THE FAIRY GOD MOTHER!!!!!!!
The way Mick got so invested in the panto lmao
This is great Fanny/Julian content btw
He put the "fairy" in fairy godmother let's just say that
✨Slwing!✨ WAND NOISES!!!!!
Cap is THRIVING in his role GOOD FOR HIM!!!!!
KITMASSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD YESSSSS!!!!!!!!
Bonus sound effect from Humphrey <3
The shoe lmao
FIRST ON-SCREEN GHOST HUG AND IT'S A KITMAS HUG OMG YESSSS THIS IS EVERYTHING!!!!
The "We Wish You A Merry Christmas" has both "In The Bleak Midwinter" and "Sorry Song" vibes I love it!
"Moonah so big you can almost touch it!" ROBIN I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!
As a proud owner of Risk Cap getting Risk means so much to me
Thomas sobbing to The Smiths is such a mood
FUCK! THE REST OF THE TAPE IS SO 😭😭😭😭😭
FUCK! PAT'S CRYING!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
I will be religiously rewatching this episode. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk
#long post#bbc ghosts#bbc ghosts spoilers#bbc ghosts christmas special spoilers#bbc ghosts christmas special
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Hear me now (Jotun Loki x Female Reader AU) (18+)
Read chapter 7 here // Series Masterlist
Chapter 8
Summary : Mission Rescue Bluey Commences
Warning : mentions of torture
You reached early morning to do your duty, when the guards allowed you to get in you smiled as you looked at Bluey. He was looking at you with his pretty rubies, This has to work or you'll never forgive yourself for failing him and letting those monsters taint his preciousness
"Hey Bluey good morning" he grabbed both of your hands and placed it around his cheeks, then he tapped your fingers on his forehead,
"You want kissies?" You asked him and he purred in response. You placed several kisses on his forehead before you stepped away and gave him the sandwich you made. You figured you'd feed him a rich protein diet when he gets home with you.
Now that you said that in your head you realised how crazy this whole thing was going to be, if you get caught, they'll kill all of you, they were capable of committing such a crime and powerful enough to bury the truth right here within these walls.
But that wasn't even your worst fear, your worst fear was what they'll do with Bluey after that, Rogers would take all the anger out on him and the thought scared you.
You hummed the song The Chain by the Fleetwood Mac while you cleaned, he tilted his head as you started twirling, he placed his arms on the edge of the tank and started swaying his body side to side slowly as he tried to mimic your movements. You giggled as you looked at him.
When you stepped out of the chamber Natasha took you with her to the bathroom.
"Okay not going to lie but I think I am going to shit my pants" she told you, she was obviously hyperventilating.
"Look I know, I'm nervous too, but we have to do this okay? They would change him, turn him into something he is not and I..I can't let that happen to him. Please just go according to the plan and nobody will suspect us of all people, we are just cleaning ladies, dumb and uneducated, we don't know anything, we aren't capable of doing this"
She smiled and nodded. When your shift ended, Natasha used the attendance cards to clock you both out. There had to be a proof of you two leaving, you had already left five minutes early, the guard at the main exit door was used to seeing you here since years, and he didn't doubt you at all. Bruce had showed you the secret tunnel previously that took you out and far away from the building so you had remembered the way from outside, you walked five hundred metres and found the door that was hidden behind the tree, it would lead straight to Bluey's chamber, now you understood why there was no security here, it was hidden and far away from the main building.
Unfortunately when you decided to open the door it was jammed, you twisted the knob as you knew it wasn't locked, Bruce opened it today and he told you that
"Fucking hell" the nerve started to get to you as you couldn't open the door, Bruce told you that he'd fuse the power circuit 15 minutes after you leave, two minutes minutes later Natasha came running to you and she gasped,
"He's going to fuse the power in 5 minutes, you are supposed to be in there waiting for the power to go down, it will take 5 minutes to reach his chamber y/n" you knew that but her telling you that made you even more nervous
"It's stuck Nat, oh god it's stuck" your eyes teared up as you thought about Bluey, you promised to take him home today, with you. You kept twisting the knob but it wasn't budging so Natasha joined you, the combined force actually worked,
"Goo run now" you ran as fast as you could and she followed you, once you get inside the tunnel with Bluey, Natasha would have to cut the chains with the saw, she was worried about the noise it'd make but Bruce told her that it won't make any noise, she had a battery to charge the saw with electricity since there won't be any power.
You allowed yourself to breathe when you reached the end of the tunnel, the chamber was on the other side and the power was still going as the light came through the door, you took out the keys that would unlock the chains and prepared yourself. As soon as the power was out you opened the door and walked closer to the tank, Natasha followed you and she attached the saw to the battery. You could hear the commotion outside and it made you nervous, thankfully the door was shut down because it operated from electricity too so there was no way they could have gotten in.
Bluey purred as he looked at you, you quickly opened all the locks, there were so many, you should have memorized which one went where, once the chains were out Bluey grabbed your hand and hid behind you, he was scared that Natasha would hurt him with the saw thingy,
"You're okay Bluey we are going home" the thermostat was out as well and you knew soon he'd start to feel the heat, you had to take him home, you used the key to lock everything in its place so it would seem as if the chains were cut and not opened then you placed the keys in of the sinks like Bruce asked you to
"Natasha hurry up" you told her and she asked you to take Bluey into the tunnel
"Just go okay..I'll be there soon"
"I'm not leaving you alone"
"Y/n I swear to god I'm doing this for you and if all of us get caught here I'll kill you before they do " your eyes teared up as she said that.
"Just goo and wait for me okay?" You nodded and grabbed Bluey's hand in yours and took him out from the secret door into the tunnel. He was walking very slowly, you just had a minute left to get out of here, you saw Natasha running behind you and sighed in relief, once you all got out, Phil was waiting with a van outside so Natasha jumped in the front and you sat down on the back with his head in your lap, he was scared and you didn't want him to freak out.
Phil looked behind and his eyes widened,
"Okay I don't know what I was expecting but definitely not that, he's a man that's blueee"
Your heart was thumping in your chest rapidly, unless you are far away from the facility you won't breathe properly.
Phil brought a blanket with him and you decided to wrap it on Bluey once you'd reach the apartment, you didn't want anyone to see him
"Bluey we are going home okay?" His breathing calmed down as you said that. He was going home with you.
As soon as the emergency power turned up Rogers ran inside the chamber, he was livid, his blood was boiling as he didn't find the creature in there, he screamed and destroyed everything in his sight. You hid the keys in one of the sinks so Bruce quickly went there and put it inside his pocket before Rogers would notice it.
"Ohhh God" he exclaimed and ran his hand through his hair as he tried to sell the act as best as he could
"The locks are intact" he surveyed the chains and Rogers was looking all huffed up, his eyes fell upon the secret door and he stormed towards it, when he opened it he realised that the creature was taken from here, he slammed the door shut and glared at Bruce
"Did you know about this door?" He asked Bruce and Bruce looked at him all confused
"No I have been here for a year, I didn't even come to this chamber before you got that creature here"
Rogers sighed and destroyed whatever else he could find
"Starks will kill me" Bruce smiled as he looked at Steve's frazzled state
.........
"Phil hurry up he's starting to sweat" you looked at Bluey and he was breathing heavily, the heat was starting to get to him
"We are almost there Bluey hold on for me please please please" you whispered in his ears and he nodded. Once on the driveway you wrapped the blanket around him and sneaked him inside your apartment, you quickly opened the glass casing of the freezer and he was just staring at it,
"Bluey get in Okay? You're getting sick, Natasha turn the ac on please" you told him but he growled so loudly again, Phil and Natasha both took several steps backwards as he looked really scary in the moment
"What is it Bluey, get in okay?" You told him but he shook his head, he seemed scared so scared, and that's when you understood why, the freezer reminded him of the small tank they brought him in here, it even had a glass casing instead of metal and he was scared he'd be send somewhere else if he gets in there
You walked closer to him and cupped his cheeks,
"Hey Bluey, look at me..look at me okay?" He looked at you and his eyes were teary, you tapped on the left side of his chest, then you did the same with yours and you linked your fingers with his
"Trust me, I will never hurt you, never, you are my Bluey, my friend, I care about you" your eyes teared up too and he looked at your intertwined fingers. You won't hurt him like them, he is your special friend.
He purred as you got on your tip toes and somehow managed to place a kiss on his forehead
"Get in there, it's for you, you and me together right, this is my home, our home now, Bluey's home" You mumbled the words you knew he was familiar with and he nodded so you grabbed his hand and he climbed inside the freezer, you hoped his weight wouldn't be excess, you didn't want it to breakdown.
His breathing relaxed as soon as he got in and felt the cold,
"Oh god that was intense and the scariest thing I'll ever do in my life" Natasha finally spoke and you all chuckled, while Bluey just wrapped his hands around your waist and placed his head down on your torso
"You two have no idea what you guys have done for me, for Bluey, Please stay, I'll make dinner for everyone" you smiled and they both sat down on the couch, Bluey was staring at them so you introduced them both to him officially
The studio apartment you rented wasn't that big, there was a bathroom in the corner, and the kitchen was visible from your bed, you placed a couch in the middle of the room, you didn't have much stuff, except the freezer that you now owned.
Once Phil and Natasha left, you locked the door properly, it was Sunday tomorrow and you couldn't have been more excited to spend the day with Bluey. You wondered what was happening in the facility, Rogers must have gone mad by now, you hoped that Bruce was okay and didn't get in any trouble.
You looked at Bluey and he was raising his arms up and down then side to side, then he touched his neck, he was enjoying the feeling of having no chains around him, you walked towards and he got on his knees, he placed his arms on the edge of the freezer and tilted his head. Bruce gave you the money and you decided to spend it on purchasing a window AC for Bluey, so he could get out of the freezer once in a while and roam around. The maximum cooling it provided was 60°and it wasn't enough but at least it won't be hot.
"Bluey, you want to take a bath?" You smiled and he tilted his head. You went to the bathroom and filled it with cold water as well as soap, you came back to him and grabbed his hand, so he stepped out of the freezer, everytime he stood next to you he looked so tall. So majestic.
"Umm I need to take those off" you looked at the filthy pants he had on for a week. He looked down as you pointed towards his pants, his abdominal muscles flexed as he breathed in, this wasn't the time to get carried away, you can't do this to him. He's Bluey, your precious Bluey.
You closed your eyes and took his pants off,
"Get in the tub okay?" You nudged him and he looked at your closed eyes. He didn't understand why you did that. Did you not want to see him anymore? He got inside the tub and you opened your eyes once everything was covered under the bubbles, he was just staring at you curiously
"We are going to clean you up a little, okay?" You sat down on the edge of the tub and grabbed the shampoo bottle so you could wash his hair, then you scrubbed his back and chest properly, he kept purring as the sensation felt nice and tingly. And when you scrubbed his thigh, he moaned, your breath hitched as he let out the sexist sound you have ever heard a man spill from his throat. You felt aroused almost instantly, you couldn't even look him in the eyes, you are supposed to take care of him. You can't be doing this to him.
Once he was all cleaned up, you put your hand inside the tub to drain the water and used the showerhead to clean the soap residues, you kept your eyes closed while you did that. You bought a bunch of boxers yesterday so you passed him one of them and asked him to put it on. It resembled what he was wearing in the facility before and he knew he was supposed to put it on himself so that's what he did,
That's when you turned to him again, you made him sit down on the edge of the tub again as you towel dried his hair, he purred and hummed continuously as he felt the sensation on his scalp.
Then you leaned down to kiss his forehead and you did it twice so he won't complain. Not that it ever bothered you. After that you taught him to brush his teeth, you didn't think he needed it, his teeth were brighter than the sun and your future combined
You took him back to the room and he got inside the freezer again, you kept the ac on the lowest temperature and you knew you'd get cold so you took out a blanket from under the bed, thankfully you actually had two so you placed one of it on the bottom of the freezer so it wouldn't feel hard on his back.
"Bluey what is this, do you recognise it?" You wrote your name on a paper, and showed it to him. He remembered the shape of the letters and he recognised it instantly
He placed his finger on your sternum and you smiled
"That's awesome, okay what is this?" You wrote his name under yours and he stared at it for while, he grabbed your hand and placed it on his head
"Yess that's Bluey"
"Oooey" he mimicked the sound and your heart felt so full.
"Get some sleep now okay? I'll see you tomorrow" his nose scrunched up as you said that, he let out a growling noise and that's when you realised that he thought you were going to leave him
"Hey not leaving, I am here. Y/n and Bluey, our home..see" you pointed towards the apartment and made that hut sign with your hands again
"But this is my bed and that is yours, to sleep" you laid down on your bed to show him the sleeping posture and his eyes softened. You won't leave him.
"Goodnight..lie down..sleep" he laid down on his pillow but he couldn't see you like this, it was sad but at least he knew you were right next to him.
At night it got really cold and you knew one blanket wasn't enough for you, so you made a mental note to buy one on Monday after work.
At night when you turned towards him he was just staring at you, he had his elbows placed on the edge of the tub and his chin on top of it. That's how he always looked at you.
"Bluey are you not sleepy?" You asked him and he growled lowly
"What is it?" You asked him again as you bundled up under the blanket, the cold was too much for you
He climbed out of his bed and crawled into your bed, then he scooted closer to you and sniffed your neck like he did in that dream you had,
"Heyy..you need to–" he purred and that shut you up quickly, you felt warm all of a sudden, he was too close and you couldn't even deny the attraction you felt towards him anymore. He was going to be the death of you
Wrapping his arm around your waist he pulled you closer and you sighed
"Okay just an hour then you have to go back okay? I don't want you to get sick" you told him and he hummed. Easing his hold on you for a minute you set the alarm for an hour later and then he pulled you closer to him again. He could see you shivering, he knew you weren't able to survive such a cold temperature so he just wanted to warm your sweet body a little, he also wanted to hold you close to him, he wanted to touch your skin and have you touch his. He hid his face between the crook of your neck and his lips brushed against your neck, making you squirm and shiver,
You didn't want to wrap the blanket around him or he'd get overheated so you took your arm out of the cover and wrapped it around his neck and your fingers caressed the nape of his neck, he purred in response. You sighed because he felt like everything you have ever wished for or wanted, just holding him filled you with a new zeal for life.
He felt like home. And you never wanted to let him go. You have craved a man like him after all.
But then the fear remained as you knew life wouldn't just hand you everything on a silver platter so easily.
You didn't even know who he was and who he left behind. His people, his own kind, what they are and who they are?
So many questions and you had to find the answers sooner or later.
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okay this is kind of a lot so you don't have to answer all of them but
for jensen/bryce
2, 4, 10, 11, 22, 23, 24, 27
wah ty i love these (going off this one but feel free to tell me if you meant this one lol)
2. Who gets up to cook at 2am?
jensen jensen jensen jensen je---
but no literally especially when his insomnia is bad he Will be up making a whole ass meal. bryce will stumble out of bed to see wtf the loud ass clanging and shit is and its jensen trying to pull a pan out of the bottom of the cupboard while 10 others fall onto the floor. he at least offers whatever hes making to bryce
4. Their favorite show to watch together?
hmm ofc ofmd bc im me. also bluey. but also i think some shitty reality shows ofc, especially like ink master and shit
10. Who is always reminding the other not to forget important documents/general things before leaving out the door?
ooh this is a good one. i think jensen is the one who puts everything out so he remembers it then inevitably ends up walking away w something so he forgets it. bryce is the one to just not grab it at all if he forgets anything. generally though jensen carries more shit so therefore Forgets more shit, so its def bryce reminding him more often than not (especially his water bottle bc if jensen forgets that then it's Both their problems)
11. Who leaves notes in the other one's lunch? (Bonus: what do they say?)
bryce leaves them for jensen!! he likes to stop by the dt office and leave him little notes too if they dont make lunch. usually its bryce making lunch since he's up earlier. usually it's simple stuff like "i love [xyz] about you" or "have a good day, excited to see you tonight" or occasionally he will put some incredibly filthy vulgar shit in there just to get jensens reaction later
22. Love languages? How do they get around differences, if any?
i dont think their love languages show up too much honestly, so its not really hard for them to work around. bryces is quality time, which isnt hard for them to accomplish bc jensen obvi loves hanging out w him but also jensen is def a homebody, so bryce gets to hang w him whenever hes there
23. Who initiates cuddling more?
hmmm. initially i want to say bryce but also jensen like,, subtly initiates it? like if hes on the couch reading when bryce gets home he will casually move his book to the arm of the couch to clear his lap yk. jensen tends to be a little more particular about his personal space, so when he opens up like that bryce knows hes free to fully take over lol. he will walk right over to him and plop himself in his lap and play w his hair and shit
24. Sleeping/cuddling positions? (Big spoon, little spoon, etc.)?
oh my god okay i love this one bc jensen sleeps like a fucking maniac. just full starfish, either as far away from bryce as possible or literally half on top of him. usually they fall asleep spooning or w ones head tucked under the others chin or w their legs tangled, but like an hour in and jensen will be tossing and turning. bryce is pretty much fine, and especially w his weighted blanket he'll stay in one spot the whole night, but jensen is usually pretty active the whole time (yay insomnia). after a few years bryce has figured out if he just like,, ropes jensen in by the waist and big spoons him for long enough he settles and can stay asleep like that (even if he whines at bryce to get off bc hes warm)
27. Craziest place they had sex?
hmm probs just work lmao (which lbr is not that accurate but for this i just take what pb gives me)
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Charolette has the same energy as Sody Pop.
1.(Beppi is walking to his home at night when he hears someone scuttering around.)
Beppi: (Scared) hello?
(A street light turns on, revealing that it was Charolette.)
Charolette: My name is Charolette, and I'm here to destroy you!
Beppi: Oh my god.
Charolette: Hiya!!!
(Charolette karate chops Beppi, nothing happens at first but Beppi explodes a few seconds later.)
Beppi: Ahh!
2.Beppi: Hey, King Dice. Are you scared of anything?
King dice: (laughs) I date the devil, so it takes a hell of a lot to scare me.
Beppi: How about this?
(Picks up Charolette.)
Charolette: Look how small and cute I am.
King Dice: A child!
3.(King Dice is trembling in his bed.)
King Dice: Oh, dear Devil...
(Charolette is seen crawling on King Dice's ceiling.)
Charolette: I heard you talking smack.
King Dice: Ahh!!!
4.Charolette: Lollipop time!
(Bon Bon opened the bag and most of the lollipops were root beer flavored.)
Charolette: Root beer!? Worst flavor, disgusting, get these out of my sight and burn them!
Briney Beard: Ye be crazy.
Charolette: Watermelon or die!
5.Bon Bon: Fruit candy time.
Charolette: Yeah, gimme some.
(Bon Bon pours the candy into Charolette's hand and she ended up getting a lot of lime flavored candy.)
Charolette: No! Get these lime ones out of my sight!
Bon Bon: You don't like lime or root beer flavor?
Charolette: If you like either of those flavors, then go fix yourself!
(Bon Bon proceeds to eat the lime flavored candies to Charolette's disapproval.)
6.Bonnie(my self insert who is a bear): Ok, which flavor do you want?
Charolette: Pink flavor!
Bonnie: You mean, tropical punch?
Charolette: Pink flavor, Pink flavor!
Bonnie: Pink is not a flavor!
Charolette: Pink flavor!!!
7.Charolette: Alright(brings out school folders). So gray is math, science is green, obviously, blue is history, and orange is English. If you disagree, I will physically attack you!
8.Lucy: See you later, kids.
Walter: Make sure you two take care of our piccoli angeli.(little angels)
Bonnie: Don't worry Mr.Web and Mrs.Lightbug, we will.
(Walter and Lucy leave.)
Esther: Your parents are hot.
Bonnie: Esther!
Charolette: Can I use your phone?
Esther: Uh, sure.
(Esther gives Charolette her phone.)
Charolette: 9-1-1, can you pick me and my little brother, Simon up?
Simon: Yeah, one of our babysitter thinks our parents are hot.
Female Operator: (confused) Uh, okay...
Esther: What!?
Bonnie: Good job, You two!
9.(Bonnie and Charolette are at a gaming convention.)
Bonnie: Alright, you got your question ready?
Charolette: Yes.
Bonnie: Then ask away.
Game delveloper: What's your question, little girl?
Charolette: Why is Tyler Jackson such a fucking asshole?
(Everyone else gasp in shock.)
Bonnie: Where did you hear those words!?
Charolette: I heard Vinnie's snail dad say them.
Bonnie:(under breath) Of course Sheldon swore in front of a kid, I don't put it above him...
10.(Bonnie(dressed as Bluey) Anthony(dressed as a firefighter), and Sheldon(dressed as a king) bring Charolette and Simon back home from trick-or-treating.)
Lucy: So, Charolette and Simon, did you two have a good time trick-or-treating?
Simon(dressed as Mickey Mouse): We sure did, Mom.
Charolette(dress as a witch): It was so much fun and-(drops her watermelon lollipop) Oh, son of a bitch!
(Everyone gasps in shock. Walter then enters the scene.)
Walter: Sheldon, did you teach Charolette another bad word!?
Sheldon: Why do you assume it was me!?
Walter: Because, Bonnie told me all about how Charolette admitted that you taught her the f word and the a word!
Sheldon: Alright, she over heard me say it when I dropped my toast one morning!
(Walter gives Sheldon the death stare.)
Sheldon: You are no longer allowed to babysit our kids...
Sheldon: Eh, that's fair.
11.(Charolette is running around Bon Bon and Beppi.)
Bon Bon: She has so much energy.
Beppi: I wonder what would happen if you gave her candy.
Bon Bon: Let's see. Hey, Charolette, catch this.
(Charolette catches the piece of candy in her mouth and eats it.)
Charolette: I'm gonna fight the moon!!!
(Charolette launches into the sky.)
Bon Bon: Oh, God!
Beppi: Cool...
12.Werner Werman: Valter, your daughter's a demon!
Walter: Oh, come, Werner. My daughter may be rowdy at times but I promise, she's as sweet as an angel.
(Charolette is flipping Werner off while making faces, but immediately stops and put a on a sweet face when Walter looks at her.)
Walter: See, an angel.
Werner Werman: She vas flipping me off vhen you vern't looking!
Walter: How dare you, my daughter would never do something like that!
Charolette: I love you, dad.(Familiar love, obviously.)
Walter: Awww, so sweet...
(Watler looks away and Charolette proceeds to flip Werner off.)
Werner: (Grumble).
#Cuphead#cuphead dlc#moonshine mob#self insert#ocs#fan children#beppi the clown#esther winchester#baroness von bon bon#werner werman#chikn nuggit#sody pop
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Hey rambling Anon here again! Sorry! So I just found your Estrellita series and oh my god it’s so cute I’ll be honest and say that I usually don’t read a lot of Moonknight fics but goodness that series was so cute! So question would you ever do a crossover with Rory and Jackie being cute little friends?
Hey Steven 🎤🎵
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Summary: Steven and Matt are subjected to a night out with their best girls. Karaoke ensues and we explore the friendship between Robin and Moonknights wife and their children Jackie and Aurora.
Warnings: AFAB! Female identifying reader. Alchohol use. It’s a fluff piece.
A/N: finally giving this ask what it deserves.
You needed to go out, and Steven was more than happy to oblige. You had spent months caring for your daughters, and Steven was worried that you were going stir crazy. The others didn’t see a problem, stating that you were just focusing on your little family, but by the fourth time they found you watching Peppa Pig (Bluey they could understand, but Peppa Pig? Jesus…) by yourself they decided you needed adult interaction. So, a night out was declared, and who better to spend it with than another set of vigilante parents. Steven loved hanging out with Matt Murdock and his chaotic wife Robin. Steven enjoyed Matt’s company, as he was an intellectually inclined person who he could very happily talk shop with. The others liked Matt, but they counted him as Steven’s friend.
You and Robin got on like a house on fire. Robin for you was a godsend. The other newly minted mother of two was a real hot shot, and her husband was interesting to say the least. Matt ‘Daredevil’ Murdock was a good man, and a good friend and as the only fathers in the group of New York based vigilantes, he was a fast friend to the Moonknight system. You talked once a week, and you were constantly stopping in on each other for play dates and to trade supplies. Jake liked to joke that you both ran the black market of formula and diapers. Your group chat quickly being dubbed ‘Los narcos de los biberones.’ Both of your husbands were relieved you had someone to relate to, calling each other about balancing Motherhood and your husbands nightly duties. It was good to have friends who were in similar situations as your own, and your kids got on phenomenally. Many a play date had been set up between the children resulting in more or less hair pulling-ly frustrating shenanigans, but the girls were so fond of each other they couldn’t help but excuse their antics.
Rory and Jackie were trouble of the highest order. The girls were constantly getting into trouble, when they were together, prepare for trouble and make it double, they were nothing if not their father’s daughters, and their ability to find trouble knew no bounds, including at about seven months into your pregnancy, finding a kitten.
“Mummy? I found somefing!” Rory squealed. She seemed to be picking up on Steven’s accent lately, it was quite adorable.
“Look Ms Knight, we got a kitty!”
Squealed Jackie, nearly shoving the kitten into your hands. Robin laughed and you closed your eyes in absolute bafflement. How in the fuck did they find a cat.
“Do you think daddy will let us keep it!?” Jackie pleaded with her mother, and Robin barked out a laugh.
“Negative Ghost Rider, the Batcave is full.” Robin says, picking the kitten up by the scruff and examining it for fleas.
“Mummy? Will Papí let us keep it? He loves Gato, we can have another!” Rory tried to persuade you, bringing up Jake’s fascination with feeding the stray cat that lives on your fire escape.
“Yes baby, he does like Gato, but she is an outdoor kitty, mommy is allergic, it will make me sick.” You sigh, stroking your belly and bringing Robin a cardboard box to keep the kitten in.
“Alright wonder twins, we’re there any more?” Robin smiled, pulling both girls in for a hug.
“I don’t know mommy, we found her on the fire escape.” Robin gasped and looked at her daughter in horror.
“Were you on the fire escape!?” She nearly shouted.
“No, we just opened the window and offered her a pizza roll.” Jackie shrugged.
“Oh my god.” You laughed as Robin nearly choked to death .
“My god?” Robin nearly strangled herself with her water attempting not to spit it out while laughing. “You’re totally my kid.”
You ushered the girls towards the kitchen sink to wash hands and gave Robin an incredulous look and mouthed ‘With Pizza rolls!?’ She laughed and mouthed back ‘I know!?’
“So what do we do with Pawbert Batinson?” Robin sighed, stroking the kitten between the ears.
“Well I guess we find out if there’s- did you just say Pawbert Battinson?” You cackled looking at Robin like she was a crazy person.
“Yeah, black cat, sticking with the Batman theme, you’re the Ivy to My Harley, Battinson seemed like a good name, Bats for short.” She shrugged as if any of that made any type of logical sense and you sighed.
“Well first we gotta find out if there are any more cats.”
Turns out there were seven, and they all left with appropriate Batman themed names. From that day on you and Robin were inseparable, until you gave birth that is.
You had given birth about three months ago, where as Robin had her second baby seven months ago. It was Robin’s idea to take everyone out, saying quote, ‘she didn’t want her best friend to become as mummified as her resurrected husband.’ She then made some gnarly Catholicism joke that made her husband blush, and had Jake nearly pissing himself with laughter, then told them they would be chaperoning them to Karaoke for a girls night.
You held your babies and kissed them goodnight, Rory rushing to go enjoy playtime with her favorite cousin, but baby Zara Eden Cielo Spector was another story entirely, you could hardly bring yourself to put her down. You had taken to motherhood like a duck to water, and the boys loved seeing you flourish. Zara’s birth took a lot out of you, nearly killed you in-fact. An emergency C-section was needed and it was two months before you could get back to normal and a month after that before you went back to work. The near death experience saw you focusing in on your family more than normal. Your duties as an avatar were graciously put on hold momentarily, but your mortal job could not be so easily abated. Your constant shuttling from work to home over and over with no rest was slowly dimming your sparkle, and everyone noticed. Including Robin, which was how the fearsome vigilantes wound up at a Karaoke bar watching their wives have the time of their lives.
“Yah know what? I think Robin is doing this on purpose, all of these songs have been in Batman movies.” Steven chuckled, slapping a hand to Matt’s back with a grin.
“Oh she certainly has, she’s doing it because I refused to sing Batdance with her. She’s wasted.” He laughs with a shake of his head.
“Ah, well, Taylor Swift hasn’t made an appearance yet in my Wife’s repertoire so we haven’t reached the end of her evening yet.” Steven laughs. You are currently up front laughing at Robin who’s impression of Kurt Cobain while singing Something In the Way. Was bordering on hysterical. Steven was looking at you with something akin to wonder, he loved how silly you are when you’re like this. He noticed you pouting at your glass and he stood to deliver you another drink, giving Matt a tap on the hand and offering to grab him another. He politely declined, but did request he bring Robin a water. He nodded and agreed, he understood that this bar in particular must be entirely overwhelming for the super powered chap, and was more than happy to lend a hand.
He made his way over to you as you were putting in another song and you grinned and threw your arms around him, nearly knocking the waters he brought for you and Robin out of his hands.
“Steven my love!” You squealed, coveinr his face in little kisses that made him grin. Robin was making a gagging noise behind you but he just laughed it off, used to the mouthy woman’s brand of teasing.
“Hello darling.” He grinned setting down the waters and wrapping his arms around you.
“Did you know I looooooove you?” You giggled and he blushed, rubbing his nose with yours as your hands clumsily grasped the sides of his face.
“My word! Really? What a lucky bastard I’ve turned out to be. I would hope so though love, we do have two sets of proof that we shag quite often yeah?” You cackled at his lame joke and he shakes his head, beaming at you in wonder.
“Yes we do, and you’re veeeeery good at it Steven, ten out of ten would shag again.” You nod seriously, and he chuckles. “Thanks for the water Angel face, I gotta go though this next song is dedicated to you.” You blew him a kiss and ran off to go giggle with Robin and he shook his head, going back to his seat next to Matt.
“Well they’re certainly having a good time.” Matt chuckles, beaming when his Robin cackled at a joke you’ve made, he can hear how happy his wife is to be with a friend who understands just how wild your lives are. “About that cult though-“ the boys talk shop for another thirty minutes before Robin took the stage again, doing a very spirited rendition of ‘Sympathy For The Devil’ by The Rolling Stones. Her husband found it very amusing, then your name was announced, and there was that Taylor Swift he was waiting on.
“This is for my very own Steven with a V.
Hey Stephen, I know looks can be deceiving
But I know I saw a light in you
And as we walked we would talk
And I didn't say half the things I wanted to
Of all the girls tossing rocks at your window
I'll be the one waiting there even when it's cold
Hey Stephen, boy, you might have me believing
I don't always have to be alone
'Cause I can't help it if you look like an angel
Can't help it if I wanna kiss you in the rain, so
Come feel this magic I've been feeling since I met you
Can't help it if there's no one else
Mmm, I can't help myself”
Steven’s heart melted, you were adorable up there, grinning, and singing, and staring at him like he was your whole world. He was so lucky to be yours. You were his whole world and seeing you this care free always melted a part of him completely.
“Wow hermano, she’s really on a roll tonight.” Jake chuckles from the reflection of a pint glass near Matt.
“Yeah man, she’s looking at you like you’re her whole world. Wish I was being serenaded right now.” Marc laughed from his phone screen and he grinned shaking his head.
“The way you walk, way you talk, way you say my name
It's beautiful, wonderful, don't you ever change
Hey Stephen, why are people always leaving?
I think you and I should stay the same
'Cause I can't help it if you look like an angel
Can't help it if I wanna kiss you in the rain, so
Come feel this magic I've been feeling since I met you
Can't help it if there's no one else
Mmm, I can't help myself”
The night ended with them calling a cab for the Murdock’s and sending them on their way. Stephen then grabbed the car and let Jake drive you home, giving the body back up once they were parked. Steven was more than happy to help his giggly tipsy wife change into pajamas, and he lovingly stared into your eyes with all the love one man could hold while gently removing your make up.
“I had so much fun Steven.” you sighed and he chuckled, kissing your forehead.
“Did you? Well I’m very glad love. We will have to see the Murdock’s more often yeah?” He grinned as you squealed and happily koalaed yourself around his torso, he wrapped his arms under your ass and carried you to bed as you placed little kisses all along his neck. He tucked you both into bed with a contented smile and couldn’t supress his grin while you tried to hide your drunken giggles. “What’s so funny love?” He giggled along with you, wrapping g his arms around your waist.
“Nothing baby, you’re just so pretty. I just love you.” You sighed, and Steven swore that if you weren’t holding him so tightly he would just float away.
“I love you too baby.”
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#marc spector#marc spector x reader#jake lockley#steven grant#steven grant x reader#moon knight#matt murdock#jake lockley moon knight#marc spector moon knight#daredevil#matt murdock fic#matt murdock x you#matt murdock fanfic#matt murdock au#moonknight fanfiction#marvel moon knight#moon knight x reader#moon knight fanfiction#moonknight x reader#moon knight fic
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Engaging stimulation while doing a task is a really good way of ensuring the task is properly completed and not skipped or distracted from.
I (despite being fkn 17) watch bluey while brushing my teeth, doing laundry, cooking, etc. where sometimes I’ll otherwise get distracted/abandon task or have to lay out anchor pieces for the task to stay focused while moving from room to room (anchor piece is what I call items specific to one task moved to unlikely places so I can remember what i was doing like laundry basket on kitchen table etc, it probably has a real name but whatever that’s what I call it)
But yeah its okay to be a stupid iPad kid and have reasonable distractions while doing certain tasks, it’s helpful and stops me from being a dumbass
I’ve done this for a while but it’s the first time I’m doing it consistently after getting an actual diagnosis for my autism, also me watching bluey is a recent development, I usually just go to whatever media I’m interested in at the time, I do go back to stuff like the witcher or owl house pretty often, but that’s mostly because those are more frequent hyperfixations of mine,
this post has taken a violent turn from what I meant to cover to get here it is 4am I need to get the fuck to sleep oh my god. Watch dumb shows for your stupid mental health
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Fun For One. * Johnathan Crane X Stoned!Reader
CW: Drug Use, high reader, cursing. (Another ficlet I wanted to write for the fun of it. Minors stay tf away!)
Johnathan rushed to your residence, worried sick after hanging the phone up on you. You sounded extremely unlike yourself, which scared the shit out of him. Was it a burglar? Did you get hurt and were losing blood as he spoke? Oh god, that one made his blood pressure rise.
As he frantically knocked on your door, he heard you yell a "Coming!" From behind. This eased his nerves just enough. But as soon as you opened, the sight confused him even more. "Hey, uh.. Just wanted to pop in for a visit. You doing okay?" He asked, coming into your home anyway. You nodded "Yeah, I'm cool. You look sweaty." You chuckled and sat back down. Johnathan wiped his forehead and frowned, he did feel pretty gross. "I just wanted to make sure you were okay. That's all, you didn't sound right on the phone." He replied, causing you to think for a moment.. then laugh. It wasn't a chuckle, or a giggle, you were dying of laughter. Did the Joker get you or something?
After coming up for air, you looked at him and shook your head "Fuck, I don't think I told you! I'm high as shit." You answered. Johnathan stopped in his tracks. He didn't smell anything, so that confused him. Then he saw the "chocolate" on your kitchen counter. This was such a relief, but he had questions. "You're high?"
"Yes."
"... FUCK I thought you were dying." Johnathan groaned and sat next to you, placing his face in his hands. He felt your warm hand on his back, causing his worries to melt away. Then you pulled away and frowned "Holy shit, you're fast." You laughed, shaking your head. "Anyway, wanna try some? It's only 12 MGs, but that's enough to fuck me up. You might have a higher tolerance, considering you're basically Walter White in a potato sack." Johnathan shook his head.
"I think I'll just get you some food and drink, how about that?" Johnathan smiled as he kissed your cheek. "Your lips feel so weird on my cheek. MY lips feel so weird in my mouth." You grabbed him and stared dead into his eyes "I love you so much." He just chuckled and smiled.
"I love you to-" He stared at the TV screen and noticed it was a paused show. Correction, a paused animated show about a family of dogs. ".. Is that a kids show?" Johnathan asked, pure confusion on his face. "Bluey is a good show." You replied.
Johnathan got up and began to place his belongings down. "Yeah, I'm gonna get you some food. Actual food, too. No more snacks."
"Okay." Is how you replied, monotone and all. Johnathan couldn't believe how ridiculous he felt. You were just having YOU time, no emergency at all. He shook his head and began making you something he knew you'd enjoy.
What a day.
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HONEYBUNS HI so I cannot stop coming back to this future fic I have lately?? It might be just a wee bit inspired by bluey shhh
Mickey and Ian have three year old twin girls named Eleanor and Jean (they like old music, Eleanor Rigby was Mickey's song inspiration and Billie Jean was Ian's) they also have Yev part time
Yev is 11 now and he's got questions about the world and he *loves* his sisters
They move to an actual house, and Mandy is moving back to Chicago so when they got the house, they offered her a spare room till she finds her own place
Debbie comes back from Texas the same day, and- what are they gonna do, kick their favorite niece to the curb?
(this is a sitcom)
Mickey is running the buisness aspect of their company from home now bc he hurt his back a few years ago and between that and all the other shit he's been through his body was like "if you ever try to work a strenuous job again I'm going to rebel"
Ian works on location with their employees and volunteers as a firefighter since he can't legally be employed by an ambulance service with a felony to his name
They're just really fucking happy, okay?? I just wanna write them being happy and being amazing parents. They love their kids sm
Oh my god hi aliciaaaa 🖤🖤🖤
This is such a sweet sitcom idea!!!
I love fics where I&M take Franny in to live with them. They both have such sweet connection with her that it makes me feel so many things whenever I read about the three of them!
I feel like a house full of kids, reminds Ian a lot of how he grew up with Fiona. I bet he feel so good being able to be that person for so many kids and to be doing it with the love of his life? Hell yeah!
Mandy and Ian adult bffs? Sign me the fuck up! (Not gonna lie in my head I imagine s2+ Mandy but with more s1 Mandy personality, because she had such a beautiful connection with Ian) we did no get enough of the Ian Mandy and Mickey dynamic and I desperately want them to reconnect as adults.
Yevgeny! Oh I haven’t thought of him in such a long time! Does he see Ian as his step dad? Or more of his dad’s husband? Yevgeny loving his sisters is so sweet, I bet he tries to take care of them. How much is he like Mickey?
I think it kinda fits them, Mickey likes to feel like the boss man, having people work for him (I bet he still calls Ian his employee) and Ian loves being hand on, in the field, getting stuff done, you know?
Yes please give me all the fluff and lightheartedness 😭🖤
#Alicia your idea are always so good#gallavich#shameless#gallavich headcanon#flamingbluepanda#ian x mickey#parents gallavich
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