happy 4/21 the demons telling me to smoke won and now my interior monologue is being sung by a mid 2000's era emo band
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Worst calls I've ever had working site security:
"There is a woman with no pants on behind the building"
"There is a guy with a knife out behind the building"
"Someone is taking a shit behind the building"
"This guy threw up three times and will not leave"
"There is a pack of teenage boys on mountain bikes riding around the building"
"There's a dead body out front" (not dead)
"There's a dead body in the parking lot" (not dead)
"There is a naked person in the bathroom"
"Someone is unconscious on the toilet"
"The angry lady who is constantly stealing is back"
"The loud racist guy is back"
"There is a very stubborn elderly man eating soup in a restricted area who is refusing to relocate"
"Someone let their large untrained non-service dog off-leash in the deli"
"There is a shirtless man smoking meth in a tree"
"There is a man covered in an unknown chemical substance insisting he needs to come inside to fight someone"
"An incredibly drunk man is trying to go home with the middle schooler who works at the candy store"
"And incredibly drunk man is trying to go home with the bank teller and is very insulted that she is treating him like some common creep"
"This woman will not leave the deli with her 'trained service lizard'"
"The new guy at the bread shop who is blind is trying to get in through the wrong gate and everyone's too nervous to go talk to him so we're all just standing here staring like assholes"
"The guy who always steals is back"
"The guy who yells scripture in front of the liquor store is back"
"I saw someone who looks homeless can you do something"
"We need you to remove a person who we're 80% sure just stole a pack of gum, no we do not have evidence but like just trust us on it"
"Can you stand between two people while they scream at each other so they don't stab each other"
"Someone just peed in the book store"
"Someone shit their pants and we don't know where they are"
"There is a live lobster somewhere"
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