sigh i had an epiphany

book 4 is just a whole ass scooby doo episode huh

malleus draconia

side eyes seductively

I was thinking- what if Vil does one of those celebrity documentaries when he's older? He's settled down with you, you have kids, his career is still going good. He'll talk about when you guys decided to settle down and have kids (the home video clips of him loving his kids 🥲). They'll sit you down and you just radiate loving housewife energy and someone will sneakily catch on camera Vil looking at you so softly while you're recording your part. Him admitting his problems with Neige (and the team interviewed him too but he still has no idea about Vil's true feelings), how he always wanted a role outside of being a villain. Rook having his own interviews being his usual self but also suddenly showing up in your home during filming. Epel wanting to get in on it to kinda reveal the bs Vil made him put up with (and Vil just chuckles cause he still knows he was right) and to promote the farm. And then Vil mentions how he owes Malleus favors (does he reveal he overblotted?). Cue the screen suddenly showing Malleus sitting comfortably in a chair and smiling smugly. And then you notice he's in your home. And he's just like, "Oh, yes. I did Schonheit some favors back then." And it shows some backstage footage of the film crew wondering if they should even try and contact THE Malleus Dragonia to get an interview, and if they do if they actually have the guts to. But before they can decide you pull up, "Oh? You wanna talk to Mal? Let me ask him!" And you just speed dial him and ask and once you hang up he's magically poofed into your home for the interview. He doesn't mind talking about Vil and you but also sneaks in some gargoyle stuff. There's also extra footage of your still young kids hearing Mal is here and running up to him, "Uncle Mal~!!" And you, Vil, Mal, and the kids having a small tea break.

Oh man, what're you doing dropping this beautiful piece in my inbox when you should post it on your page and get the attention it deserves?? Because this is ADORABLE and AMAZING! All the ideas you threw out in here were so cute, Vil finally having the confidence to talk about you and his family, his carreer as a total...plus that Malleus blurb LMFAOOOO, When you're asked what person in your school years affected you most other than Vil or what friends you had that were most prominent, you say "Oh, Malleus Draconia! I think he's king of brair valley right now, though."

Everyone just stares at you in shock, but Vil kinda like "You have his number, right? Call him over." (He did it for the drama...he thought it would be funny for the documentary, and he was right. It became the most replayed part of the entire section.)

AND YOUR KIDS WITH VIL TALKING AND HANGING OUT WITH MALLEUS LIKE OL' CHUMS IS SO ADORABLE. When Malleus comes over, he always has some sort of riches or treasures for your children. He's constantly playing with them. He's your go-to baby sitter and he LOVES it. You being best friends with Malleus while married with Vil HAS to be my favorite thing about ALL OF THIS. It's so adorable i'm sobbing crying shaking throwing up.

The home clips...oh my gosh i'm so soft. YES!! Imagine when the documentary gets released, so many people point out places that they noticed Rook was in the background in the videos when you didn't see them before. It was insane, an entire conspiracy theory trend came out of it.

I like to think you have home videos of VIL being the housewife, cooking in his "Kiss the queen" Apron while holding one of your children on his side and using a spatula to flip the pancakes with the other. He had no idea you released this to the director, it came a shock to him when there was a section of the documentary dedicated to how you felt being married and having kids with one of the worlds biggest stars. He probably cried a little about it, ngl.

PLEASE I IMPLORE YOU reveal yourself!! Or post this!! Because it's such a cute idea and I think you truly deserve the rightful attention! But thank you for sharing, this was such a fun read and I enjoyed exploring / expanding more on it heuheuheu.

bunner epel doodle days agoo💜💜

leona wearing a shirt that says "my wife tried to stage a coup on our wedding anniversary so that we could be power obsessed rulers together" while i wear a shirt that simply says "leona's wife" :)))

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I was right... I WAS RIGHT!!!! ISNSKDNKANSKSNIXSOSNSKNDIWNEKDNKDNSKSNDKMNKNONKDMS

HE IS WINKING ON HIS LEFT EYE!!! I DID NOT EXPECT TO SEE THE WINK COMING THIS SOON!!!

ALSO HE LOOKS SO GOOD! I- I CAN'T..... OH GOSH. CATCH ME. I'M FAINTING

Referencing my earlier post about his alternative winking here!

But I'm putting it here again.

Right. Left.

Right. Left.

Right. Left.

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I CAN PICTURE IT. THIS MAN WILL JUST STARE AT YOU WITH HIS PRETTY BLUE EYES AND THAT HANDSOME SMIRK ON HIS FACE BEFORE SUDDENLY WINKING AT YOU.

You can try to guess but you won't know which side he'll wink from because he can wink on both.

He can wink at me anytime and I'll just— 😇🪽 I think I see the stars... Oh gosh. *Faints*

Yeah, I teach Grim things

yippee!!!

jamil is so silly

diversity win! malleus and vil kids are t4t

aka very very rough drafts of my ocs twisted from Mal and Evie from descendants

That virgin Lilia stuff is both hot and kinda funny. Imagine he jizzes just from you sitting on his lap.

Lilia who can't control himself so much as a single intimate contact causing him to need release? 700 years of raising children and fighting in a war, I'm sure he's pent up beyond anyone's comprehension. The way you sit upon his lap despite knowing he's hard, fully clothed you sit purposefully spreading your legs in a way that hugs his cock just perfectly despite its confines. His mind wanders to the idea of you being on his lap cockwarming him, and he's pathetically quick in cumming in his pants. I like the vision...the intimacy of being fully clothed leaves much to the imagination, which can oftentimes be more erotic than the act itself...

But I won't lie, the term "jizzes" just isn't it LMFAOOOO don't be shy, use the derogatory terms hehehehehe

☁️Twisted Wonderland: Ace Trappola x mute reader headcanons☁️

Not going to lie, he was the biggest freaking bully when you first met-

He would not stop asking you stupid questions and then would have the audacity to not read what you wrote.

After you guys got it all sorted out (Deuce rightfully beat his ass), he became your number-one supporter.

Is someone bullying you? They'll come running back to you so they can apologize.

Did you lose your notebook or pencil? Ace already has extras for you.

None of what he does goes without teasing though-

He always asks for a kiss or something stupid whenever he does you a 'favor'. He makes sure that he doesn't overstep your boundaries though.

When he realized he fell in love with you, it was kind of like a gut punch- Like, you were just doing what you usually do, writing in your notebook so you could respond to whatever he had just asked. He was waiting patiently for your answer..., then out of nowhere, he started looking into your eyes, smiling a little as he watched your hand grip the pencil...

He wanted to throw up from how cheesy his thoughts were.

As soon as you guys get close, he is trying his best to learn sign language.

He might not be the fastest learner, and he sometimes forgets facial grammar or he forgets a sign for something, but he really does try.

He wants to make your life a little easier by learning! He definitely doesn't let you know he's learning right away though, he just knows he'll be so embarrassed when he messes up- Whenever you do find out though, he gladfully lets you tutor him, even if he doesn't pay attention most of the time...

He hates how cheesy you make him. >:'(

𝟏𝐊 𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐭: 𝐒𝐌𝐀𝐔 𝐒𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐬

timeline: 08.25.23 - 08.28.23

note: well this has been a long time coming regarding events! thank you to every single one of you, i could NOT have done this without you <3 ily all and i hope you enjoy this weekend event !!! very likely. i will just wait until everyone puts in their requests so that i can work on them next week or we'll see !!

status: OPEN

requesting: choose a prompt and character (i will only do two max in one request) ! you may request multiple times, there is no limit <3

example: can i please have "inside their phone" with vil schoenheit and jamil viper? <3

rules: i do not write nsfw, sfw only! if you request for ortho, i will only write for him platonically! i will not write for malleus draconia whatsoever.

◈ "they're busy" - none yet...

◈ strawberry field - none yet...

◈ inside their phone - none yet...

◈ "do you know the muffin man" - none yet...

◈ lyric prank

◈ literally anything you guys want just lmk <3

ROOK!?!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Can I just say that 2024 must be Azul's year?

First, we have the Platinum Suit. He looks so handsome! And then he goes looking so... evil and unhinged! Still looks handsome to me, of course!! Also, I want to sit on that lap.

And then this Lux Couture/Tapis Rouge event. His everything is just... ISBISNSODNKWNWKAMAKSNDONSKS Save my legs.

The manga. Oh gosh. His expressions. KDNSKSNKSNXKSNKSSNOANSZNJSNSIBZISNOX

And now I am eagerly awaiting for his Master Chef Card!!! 😭😭

PS: This is Azul going crazy after we signed our marriage contract.