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sleeplessincairo · 1 year

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can i bite you

only if it's gay and you promise to be weird about it

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sleeplessincairo · 2 years

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i just wanna say that as a kid with strict parents reading percy jackson i was so fucking mad at god like why couldn’t i be a demigod running around the usa in an orange shirt & nectar in my pocket with no adult supervision like why did you have to make me real why am i alive

#pjo #percy jackson #annabeth chase #the olympians #rick riordan #grover underwood #thalia grace #apollo #poseidon #son of poseidon #athena

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sleeplessincairo · 2 years

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sleeplessincairo · 3 years

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everyone: WHERE WERE YOU

clint: chillax, i was just taking a dump

peter, recoils: ew gross

tony: ever hear of tmi, barton?

natasha, facepalms: are you ever going to grow up

clint: ??? hello??? i’m not allowed to say i was taking a shit? a little stinky poo poo? a kaka? we’ve seen selvig NAKED and me commiting the normal act of excreted bodily fluids is gross?

clint: you guys would have never reacted this way if i had said i was off killing someone or whatever

bucky, thinking:...

clint: and another thi-

bucky: i killed someone

everyone: WHAT

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sleeplessincairo · 3 years

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bucky: i say ONE sentence and my therapist starts writing so much in her damn little notepad???? like bitch i just said i wanna kill myself??? calm down

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sleeplessincairo · 3 years

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growing up is basically constant nausea and popping anti-migraine pills everyday for breakfast

#god if i develop a tolerance to advil or panadol or whatever i will literally just end my life

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sleeplessincairo · 3 years

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clint: okay, fine, maybe i did indulge in too much ‘me-time’

natasha: clint, you’ve been missing for 5 years and presumed dead by all members and national authorities only for us to find out you’ve assumed the identity of a vigilante that dispatches and executes criminals.

clint: i’m not in the right headspace to deal with this rn...

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sleeplessincairo · 3 years

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tony: kid, i’m telling you. you go down this path...our path...it’s not a long life.

peter: i dunno...steve and bucky are pretty old.

steve and bucky: kid’s got you there, tony.

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sleeplessincairo · 3 years

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just want a man who’ll kill people for me

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sleeplessincairo · 3 years

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‘my child is completely fine’ your child gets severely attached to everything they watch & create a fantasy for the characters where they’re all happy and wholesome and living together and baking cakes in the aftertoon and having movie nights and braiding each others hair and-

#i just wanna see bucky barnes with a braid

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sleeplessincairo · 3 years

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normalize men reading wattpad fan fictions !!! so they finally know !!! how to sext !!! properly !!!

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sleeplessincairo · 3 years

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i met a very pretty girl today and her favorite color is yellow and now i’m convinced the sun lives in my heart

#omg #<3 #:)

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sleeplessincairo · 3 years

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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

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sleeplessincairo · 3 years

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every fucking day man

#traumacore #yeah we mentally unstable keep scrolling #its time to breakdown

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sleeplessincairo · 3 years

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someone: hey u wanna read this fic that ruined me

me, at high volume: IM ALWAYS A SLUT FOR SUFFERING

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sleeplessincairo · 3 years

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Peter: So what if he wins again?

Steve: We suck it up, I guess.

Bucky, cleaning his favorite shotgun: Not my first president, won't be my last.

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sleeplessincairo · 3 years

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living is so difficult bc i have mass so i do technically matter, but at the same time i do not actually matter bc i am only a speck of dust in the vast universe so i’m just stuck existing but feeling like i don’t exist. i’m tired.

#traumacore #existential crisis #good morning

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