HAPPY DEVAN WEDDING and also merry christmas to those that celebrate

Chan: I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.

You know what? Fuck it *unextracts your vanilla*

(logging into the beating a slightly funny joke into the fucking ground website) they better not be beating a slightly funny joke into the fucking ground in here

british accents don’t exist.

they were solely created for pink floyd’s another brick in the wall

Jimin: When I asked you to bring me back something from the beach, I meant like, a shell

Jungkook, struggling to hold onto a seagull: Well you didn't fucking say that

Taehyung: I made a little marshmallow Yoongi. look, his arms are crossed because he's mad at all the other marshmallows for annoying him.

Taehyung: Do you like it?

Yoongi: *Choked up* It's fine.

*air horn sound*

*second air horn sound*

Jungkook: Wait, this isn’t deodorant

what if suicidal people went to elysium?

especially those who really struggled with mental illnesses, and wanted to die more than anything, but kept on living despite that? and maybe the ones who did end up killing themselves had a choice- to be reborn as anything, like a human or plant or animal; or to go to elysium. idk i just thought this was a neat idea,,, sue me

i LOVE the way he phrases all of this like damn bby go off. politely but also firmly. he says what all of us think when it comes to homophobic comments such as that one, and it's just. lovely.

anyway here’s thomas sanders destroying some homophobe on instagram

we stan,

i only wish for two things:

1. attain sight of the irondick

2. make this post

even longer

How come Tony Stark gets to fight villains naked all the time in the comics but not in the movies? I am being denied my rights!

Amazing 😂👌

thank you, @starburstgalexies, for being my inexhaustable source of inspiration 

based on this

BEST. VIDEO. EVER.

why participate in ship wars when you can just ship everyone with everyone 

How come Tony Stark gets to fight villains naked all the time in the comics but not in the movies? I am being denied my rights!