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kangnina · 23 hours

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Based on a conversation with family and friends at dinner last night. Just so unhinged. I love them.

*SKZ team dinner*

Felix: I'm a tough guy. *growls*

Minho: You're drinking a Shirley Temple.

Felix: Like a bad bitch. She was a bad bitch. *frowns* They forgot to put the cherries in it....

Seungmin: Even just drinking water would've been tougher.

Felix: You're just jealous that I keep it real and go for what I want.

Jeongin: Everyone knows that water is deadly. FACT: Everyone who has ever drank water has died. COINCIDENCE?!*tosses back a bourbon*

Chan: Jeongin. Whatever you're drinking, you should stop.

Hyunjin: Jeongin, why don't you cut your green beans. They look like tentacles.

Han: He could just use his hands.

Jeongin: YES! GOD'S FORKS!

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incorrectskzquotes · 1 month

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[During the Stray Kids pre-debut show] Minho: I didn’t understand why people care so much for their dumb friends until I got a dumb friend myself. Minho: *Picks Jisung up* Minho: I’ve only befriended Jisung for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him, I would kill everyone in this room and myself.

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str4ykin9s · 1 month

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Jeongin: Would you slap Hyunjin for a million dollars Han: Lmaoo I would slap him for a slice of cheese cake Minho: I would slap him if I felt like it Hyunjin: I feel so unsafe here

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incorrect-straykz · 4 months

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changbin: I truly believe that water can solve all your problems.

chan: Weight loss? Drink water.

jeongin: Clear skin? Drink water.

minho: Want to get rid of someone? Drown them.

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incorrect-staytiny · 9 months

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Bang Chan: [fully immersed in his work, editing music and writing song lyrics]

Jisung: [upside down on the couch] do you think ducks have feelings?

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st-r-aykid-s · 8 months

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Kidnapper: I have taken your kid hostage.

Chan: Which one? I have seven.

Kidnapper: The loud and annoying one.

Chan: Which one? I have seven.

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one-shared-braincell · 7 months

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I.N: How do you deal with stress?

Minho: Well I don't go to therapy, but on Saturdays I smoke a lot of weed and give my cat some catnip, and we talk about life. It's basically the same thing.

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leenooooooo · 2 months

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so. straykids, huh?

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sungieimagines · 11 months

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minho: where’s jisung?

jeongin: doing stuff.

minho: i don’t like the sound of that. where’s felix?

jeongin: trying to stop jisung from doing the stuff.

minho: and hyunjin?

jeongin: trying to stop felix from stopping jisung from doing the stuff.

minho: i see. and what are you doing here, jeongin?

jeongin: i’m supposed to stop you from stopping hyunjin from stopping felix from stopping jisung from doing the stuff.

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typicalskz · 25 days

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Chan: If you cant say something nice about him just say the opposite of whatever you're thinking Minho: Ugh fine Minho: Uh- Hyunjin is.....a friend Chan: See its not that hard to say something oh and you're vomiting

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if2kittie · 1 year

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jeongin: hyung, whats nostalgia?

felix: it’s when you miss something that’s really old

[ 20 minutes later ]

chan: i’m home!

hyunjin: welcome back, we missed you!

jeongin: *whispers* nostalgia

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blueohs · 5 months

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jisung: if I died, how much would you miss me?

minho: it's funny how you think death can get you out of this relationship

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incorrectskzquotes · 6 months

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Minho: This is a dispatch article. On the home page, there’s a picture of me kissing Jisung by the lake. Chan: Why were you kissing Jisung by the lake? Minho: I caught a fish, I was excited. I kissed the fish too, but of course they don’t show you that.

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str4ykin9s · 1 month

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Jeongin: I'm not a baby! Chan: Then take your vitamins Jeongin: But they're not the gummy version!

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incorrect-straykz · 4 months

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chan: You’re my best friend, I would do anything for you.

felix: I want you to eat 3 meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

chan: Absolutely not.