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some time ago i got tagged in the twst ask meme w/e and me n my friend wanted to redo them since its been a year and our tastes have changed and, i have no where else to post this big ass blog post
so dont look at me
Would you be a mer, a beastman, a fae, or a human? (or other!)
most of the time i like the human option cause its the default and what i would be if i got transported in and also human/non human is always top tier BUT
i also played with the idea of my yuusona being a fae or more specifically the twst version of tinkerbell so id like either human or fae
Would you be at rsa or nrc?
NRC hands down, im too chaotic neutral for rsa i would go insane there i may look cute and very femme but the way i talk is anything but lady like and i dont wanna hear the gasps from rsa students when i tell them to fuck off
What dorm would you belong to?
tests gave me pomefiore which i absolutely accept, but i woudnt mind diasomnia either for the uniform lol
but pomef with the poison potion makin love would be the most fun imo even if vil and i would butt heads all the time
What character(s) would you be best friends with?
imm just go down the list of every dorm
Heartslabyul: tbh tbh, probs fucking none of them MAYBE DEUCE but honestly all their first impressions i would just avoid the whole ass dorm all together
Savanaclaw: all of them, idc i see fluffy ears and tails and im already making my way over to try and get them to agree and let me pet them I WILL DO ANYTHING TO SHOVE LEONAS EAR INTO MY FUCKING MOUTH also im a women so its already in my favour with them, ruggie would be easy to befriend because its in his dna to be submissive to women and we both love doughnuts, leonas gonna take some work but MY BOY I PROMISE THIGH AND TITTY PILLOW IF YOU LET ME PLAY WITH YOUR EARS AND HAIR PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE IM BEGGING JUST ONE CHANCE- and oourgh jacks so cute and big and would have the best reactions because hes tsun i cant help but wanna pet and tease him i OUGGRHU
Octavinelle: azulu, MAYBE maybe floyd maybe maybe! maybe tweels! maybe! it really fucking depends because ill give they a pass for chapter 3 because theyre fish people and my burning curiosity would make me forgive them just to be able to ask them questions about being mer folk and maybe try to ask if i could touch them while theyre fish people LIKE LISTEN I JUST LIKE TOUCHING FISH OKAY???? I LIKE THE SLIMEY FEEL IM SO DAMN CURIOUS AND IM DYING TO TOUCH AN OCTOPUS my personal need and love for fish would win over their wrong doings, that one voice clip of THEY WERE THE BEST TRIO AROUND what about the people they murdered WHAT MURDERS???? is how i feel about them
Scarabia: none. chapter 4 would have ended differently if i was there and it would have been violent. kalims also too sunshine boy for my tastes even if i would humor him if he talked to me but i would just find it too exhausting to deal with on a personal level
Pomefiore: rook! i love my fucking hunter mans! i love how weird and passionate he is and i wanna hear all the gossip i KNOW HE KNOWS AND HEARS and i wouldnt judge him for being a fanboy because honestly same lol i got that obsessive trait in me too bbgirl i understand show me more pictures of neiges knee caps i would love to see it
vils a maybe but honestly, even if i wish to pull him into a deep kiss and then choke him out i dont really see the two of us getting along
Ignihyde: oh both of them easily, orthos the cutest baby brother and i would love to hug and care for him and tell him all kinds of praise and HES SO CUTE HES THE BABIEST AND NEEDS TO BE PROTECTED
idia because were both reclusive gamers and i wouldnt care to hang out with him irl he can hmu on the twst discord and we can vc game together hed be the best gaming buddy
Diasomnia: i dont care for silver im sorry, hes so pretty but he has the personality of someone i would just look over and forget he was even there
sebek LOL sebby my sebz,,, mr sebster,,,,, emotionally i love that stupid fucking croc, realistically? the moment hes too loud, im already leaving the room and judging from a distance
lilia is my gamer bbfy #2 i love grandpa bat sm UGH hes so cute and small god i wanna hold and HE WOULD FUCKING LET ME i think my talk of calling myself mommy would amuse him
malleus is a funny case tbh! his horns and whole demeanor would interest me and im walking over to ask if i can touch his horns also begging crying PLEASE LET ME TOUCH THEM his little gaogao kun would be a fun topic because i love tamagotchi and i would want one lol and wed probs let them met up and play with each other :]
What character(s) would you hate?
Ace. hes a cunt idc tho like respect ig because he doesnt care hes an asshole and doesnt change so like you do you ig? but i would hate him! like from the moment he made fun of you for not knowing the seven it was already over, i would have started a fight right then and there with him and thrown hands I COULD FUCKING TAKE ACE HONESTLY EVEN AS A GIRL hes all bark and if you start to get physically it would throw him off at first and thats more than enough time to get at least one punch to his face, hes deff the type that likes to bully out of affection but im someone who fucking hates that so it would never work out even if we had a decent first impression
epel, sorry hime it just aint happening i LOVE my cute shit and anything i find cute and he would react poorly to our first meeting and me calling him a cutie pie and im not here for people who have over reactions to the most nothing of anything like if you have personal problems with those kinds of things, thats a YOU problem and you need to work on that yourself and not snap at people you just fucking met, id forgive him if he apologized but i still wouldnt wanna get close to him and would still side eye him
scarabia, chapter 4 just ruined it honestly like jamil, i dont care how fucking hot you are the canon ruined you for me. gods tho hes so fucking hot and it sucks I WOULD HAVE FORGIVEN HIM IF HE APOLOGIZED IN CANON BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOO-
i also dont hate kalim but IM TOO FUCKING TIRED FOR HIS CHARA TYPE OKAY
What character(s) would you date?
i still kinda like the idea of dating rook because i do like the idea of someone being obsessed with me, but on the other hand my jealous hand....... rooks a man of love for everyone and i respect that but i wouldnt be able to truly handle it if im being honest IM SORRY ROOK I LOVE YOU AND I LOVE YOUR HUNTER PERSONALITY AND THE THRILL OF THE HUNT BUT I WANT A MAN THATS ONLY GONNA LOOK AT ME AND I KNOW I CANT FUCKING COMPETE WITH VIL OF ALL PEOPLE WAHHHHHHHHHHHH
leona is honestly a chara i didnt expect to love as much as i do now because it hit hard how compatible we are- also hes a leo and aquarius can get along well with leos an- but um in my obsessive au writing for leona he really is my fucking type god do i wanna just take a nap with him and gently brush his hair and take care of him and LEONA IF YOURE LOOKING FOR A NEW MOMMY IM RIGHT FUCKING HERE MY THIGHS ARE FAT AS FUCK ugh i just love a man thats pathetic and depressed it makes me wanna give them the motherly tender love they need and fix them OR make them worse depends on how im feelin atm
i also kinda feel id be a good or okay match for azul idunno? hes also kinda pathetic but in the cute way i wanna squish his face and coo at him and then violently shove my tongue down his throat, hes also someone who needs tender love and im here to provide it I ALSO WOULD BE DOWN TO FUCK AN OCTOPUS its on the bucket list
idia but only because we fit the image couple thats tall skinny dark punk dude with his thick high femme pink gf, im the EXCUSE YOU HE ASK FOR NO PICKLES gf
and in my monster fuckers dreams, malleus lilia and sebek are also on the list because PLEASE ITS ON THE BUCKET LIST I NEED TO FUCK SOMEONE NON HUMAN BECAUSE I GO BACK TO MY WORLD PLEASE-
What would floyd’s nickname be for you?
maybe frilled shark lol, i dress cute but im also elusive when i wanna be and dont like to personally share info about myself and not much is know about frilled sharks, im also bite first ask questions later WILL STAB AS A WARNING
and rook’s?
mademoiselle gaieté, or mademoiselle merriment is still absolutely it, im forever gonna have laughing as my talking filler/quirk its just apart of who i am as a person and how i talk i cant help it
What twst character(s) are you most like? (personality-wise)
floyd still, we are both moody bitches and can change at a drop of a hat tho im better at controlling it and getting over it without having a reaction at the other person, as long as they leave me alone for at least five mins i tend to get over it nicely if you leave me alone for a bit and let me calm myself down instead of bugging me more about it or continue to poke at me cause then im gonna get mad and violent
also a little like leona with being stubborn as a person and not wanting to change and being a lazy fucking cat like bitch lol
i took a test once and got trey so, do with that info as you will
Which subject(s) do you think you would excel at?
normal stuff probs math or art, but which one i would be doing my best at because i want to? potionology because it SOUNDS FUCKING COOL MAN IT SOUNDS LIEK SM FUN TO BE A LITTLE WITCHY GIRLY WITH MY WITTLE CAULDREN MAKING SOME POTIONS and because i also want to bark for crewel papa
What club would you join?
im still forever on the board games club man it just sounds like fun and i only wanna do clubs that is fun also azululu and idia are there so its a fun club with some people id be friends with so even more fun!!!!
another fun one imo would be science club since theres all the new magical flowers this world has and potion making??? it would be fun to experiment and learn new things
tho clubs i personally was in during my school days were art club and the recycle club
How do you think you would survive in twisted wonderland/what would your life be like in general?
i still personally think i would be okay, like im alive, tho emotionally? depends really. i think i probs would be a little more aloof and standoffish being taken away from my family and brother and would be a little worried about my brothers mental state with me being suddenly gone that it might make me crack a little when im alone at night like a bitch might cry herself to sleep and be more snappy with random students talking or bothering me but im also very used to being alone in life, at work, at school, so being the only girl might cause me to be alone further so i dont think it would bother me that much and id be able to handle it fairly well tho i might end up clinging to a teacher or crowley lol like after school im just gonna go hang out with crewel to see if he needs help with anything like IM A LONELY LITTLE PUPPY PAPA PLEASE LET ME DO SOMETHING WAHHHHHHHHHHH and tbh i probs would end up in the science club because of him kdfngfdjkgnjkfd i used to be an assistant teacher for a pharmacy class during covid and helped teach the students that were ready for iv making while he dealt with the new students so i wouldnt mind helping out the teachers with paper work and grading since its sometime ive done and enjoyed
but overall maybe a little lonely life until i find friends but not anything i wouldnt be able to handle, and im not above whining to crowley for stuff since i am now in his care lol
[optional!] What would your unique magic be?
still probs anything that would freeze or petrify the people i use it on lmao a UM that would make people leave me alone is perfect imo my brother likes to joke that i am a ice queen so its fitting
#me trying to remember if having key words in the posts will make them show up in the tags#or is that just twitter?#who knows#if this shows up in the tags#20$ to fuck off
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Petting Dorm
A/N: I petted my cat for a good thirty minutes yesterday while I was watching the translation for the camp event and...surely the Savannaclaw members must like at least some pets, right? Like they must really want some pets after a good long hard day.
Warnings: None, just descriptions of petting and three very happy boys u wu
The Savannaclaw members watch on as Grim gets the petting of a lifetime, wondering when the hell it is going to be their turn.
“Grim you are acting so spoiled.”
“Nyaha~! I deserve to be spoiled today! I aced my test while Ace and Deuce failed and me and Epel got a good grade in the potions assignment today!”
Grim leans back into your touch as you rub all the way to the tip of his ears before going right back down again. He lets out a happy grunt as his little foot starts to twitch, your hands now massaging right under his ears and near his cheeks before scratching right near the nape of his neck.
“Fgnaa...go a little lower!”
“Here?”
“Ah~! I really needed this. This is the reason I made you my henchman, [Y/N]”
“Because of how much I’m petting you?”
You press a kiss to Grim’s face, the other complaining for a moment before smiling as your finger rubs right on the top of his head. The two Ramshackle residents keep talking as they sit in the middle of the Savannaclaw lounge, many eyes staring at them but three sets of eyes in particular glaring at the cat currently laying his entire body on one of their pillows.
“[Y/N]-san...” Jack speaks up first as he watches Grim’s leg give another twitch, his eyes not even looking at you but focusing entirely on your hands.
“Hm?”
“Did you…” the wolf man can practically feel a shiver down his spine as you rub right under Grim’s ears, “Did you...uh...did you bring the assignment?”
“I did.” you play with Grim’s tail before running your hand up and down his back, “I thought you said you wanted to start when Ace and Deuce got here though.”
Leona growls when Grim lets out another satisfied sigh, watching your hands go right back up to play with his ears as you press the tips of them together and then watch them go back to their normal place.
“What is even keeping them so long?”
You shrug and rub a little circle right on Grim’s forehead, Ruggie following the movement with his head as he closed his eyes.
He could almost feel it--
Another slow and agonizing five minutes later and you sigh, shaking the shivers out of your hands as Grim is finally asleep, leg up in the air as you pull away from him and pull out your phone.
“Knowing those two they probably forgot…” you shake your head and stand up, “I’ll go get them--”
“NO!”
All Savanna claw members stand up as they lean towards you, eyes wide with different emotions as you do your best to understand their sudden outburst.
“What’s...what’s wrong?”
“You’re not leaving.”
You blink and point to the exit.
“I’ll only be gone for a couple of minutes, I’m not going to take long--”
“Sit down.”
It was frustrating that you couldn’t disobey this man even if you wanted to. The way he did anything was just so annoyingly confident that you weren’t even surprised when you simply sat down on whatever chair was available before Leona plopped himself in front of you and put his head on your lap.
“You have a lot of nerve petting that raccoon in front of me.” he glares at you before closing his eyes and leaning further back, ears twitching expectantly as you look down at him in, well, rather justified confusion.
“I’m...sorry?” you put your hands up and look at Jack and Ruggie, “I honestly do not know what to do, what is he talking about?”
You can practically feel Leona’s growl against you as he grabs your hands and puts them on his hair, letting your fingers reach deep into the dark waves as he visibly relaxes and lets you go.
“Whatever the hell you did to that cat monstrosity you better do for me...and if it isn’t as good that it makes me fall asleep in five minutes then I’ll be using you as one of my pillows.”
What...the hell?
Your eyes look over at Ruggie and Jack but they don’t even seem to be paying attention to you, simply looking on as you start to do some of the things you remembered doing for Grim.
He smiles as the petting finally starts, his ears being played with gently before your hands rub the tips and press them flat on his head. They give a solid twitch as they pop back up, twitching once again as they pick up your slight chuckling.
Now he understood why the raccoon had been so vocal about this treatment. Feeling your hands reach right under his ears and scratch made him let out a happy groan, tilting his head back as he gave you more room to play with.
You scratch the back of his head with one hand while the other does little cross shapes on his forehead, Leona opening his eyes to watch you work so diligently on putting him to sleep.
“Is this something you do every day for that thing?”
“His name is Grim.” you say and go back to playing with his ears, “And no, not all days. Only when he does really good.”
Leona closes his eyes as he moves his head to the right as your fingers scratch one spot in particular.
“Is that all it takes?”
“Yeah...I mean it keeps him motivated.”
He stays quiet for a few seconds before speaking up again.
“I stayed awake during one of Crewel’s lectures.”
You stop scratching to look down at him, amazed at what he just told you.
There was no way that was true.
“Awake?”
“Uh-huh.”
“As in fully awake? Listening to the lecture awake?”
“Uh-huh.”
“...what was the lecture about?”
Leona yawns and opens one eye to look at you.
“Advanced Magical History.”
You frown knowing for a fact that you cannot quiz him on anything since you still weren’t in that class. The reason for him telling you this was lost on you for a moment before you looked down in surprise and realized what this really was about.
No way...
Had he told you about that...just to justify you petting him?
“That’s really good Leona-senpai” you test the waters carefully, running your hand through his hair as he tilted his head back so he could feel the pull of your hands a bit more. Your eyes widen when the dorm leader nods along to the rather shallow praises you were sending his way.
“I didn’t know you were such a hard worker.”
“Mmmhm.”
“Or able to stay awake for so long.”
“Mmhmm.”
“I always thought you were just a lazy lion who liked to sleep all day.”
“Mmmmmm.”
It takes your entire will of strength to not laugh at Leona’s face. This man usually had his guard up so much that no one could ever get a read on him but give him some scratches and he opened up like a kitten to a new owner?
You knew you had blackmail material in your hands but the prospect of using it was still rather terrifying.
Leona’s threats should never be taken lightly.
You finish by rubbing his ears and letting go, the dorm leader’s head lolling forward as you stand up and grab whatever cushion you can get your hands on and putting it under his head so that you can lay him on the ground softly.
That was...weird.
“...I’m going to get Ace and Deuce now. If we don’t finish this assignment we are going to be screwed."
“[Y/N]!”
What should he say? He had just called your name out randomly and put himself in danger of waking up Leona. Dammit think of something, Ruggie!
He seems to come up with an answer as his usual playful smile comes back, standing up and walking over to you as his tail wags slightly.
“I can go get them for you.”
You smile and take his hands, shaking them twice before plopping yourself down on another available seat.
“Ruggie-senpai you are so nice! I think they might be at Heartslabyul? Ace might have dragged Deuce in on a game of cards or they most likely got caught doing something they shouldn’t. If you have any problems just text--Ruggie-senpai?”
Blue gray eyes look up at you, Ruggie’s trademark smile shining up at you as he giggles.
“Shishishi...you really think I wouldn’t do this without a price, [Y/N]-san?”
He grins and grabs your hands again, putting them right under his ears as he closes his eyes.
“Ruggie-senpai our assignment--!”
“Five minutes! That’s plenty of payment for the walk I’m about to do all the way to Heartslabyul!”
“It isn’t that long of a walk!?”
Ruggie shrugs as moves his head so that it is at the most comfortable position on your lap.
“Hm, but I also will have to walk all the way back to Savannaclaw so maybe it should be ten…”
You should stop talking at this point or else the times were going to go up higher, your hands getting to work as you scratch right in between his ears, Ruggie’s grin melting into a satisfied smile as you dug your fingers into his hair and started to scratch right under his scalp which earned you a giggle.
This sort of petting was so different than the ones he would use to get in the Afterglow. Just some slum kids trying to give each other love and affection because in the end, they all needed it after a hard day. Petting someone like this was a sign of close friendship and even romance, if done with that intent, but Ruggie never thought humans would be any good at it.
Yet the way your hands rubbed small circles right on his forehead, the very action you had done to Grim, he was still surprised he was half awake and not falling asleep on your lap.
“Mmm...is there anything else that needs to get done, [Y/N]?”
You smile when you see him so relaxed, surprised at how comfortable he looked. This hyena ran around the school doing errand after errand and getting buck after buck. It was almost inspiring if it wasn’t for the fact that some of his dealing weren't necessarily...legal?
Not like you knew about law in Twisted Wonderland so you let it pass.
“Not really, not for me anyway.”
Ruggie pouts but still melts when you run your fingers through his hair, starting right at his forehead and working all the way to the back. His ears twitched as you rubbed the tips before pressing both of them together.
“Well I am not charging for the walk back but if you want me to wrangle up those two first years I should charge a bit more, so when I come back I want what Leona-san got--”
“Ruggie-senpai it’s been five minutes.”
Jack’s tail is curled around him while he looks away, his eyes only barely making contact with yours as he looked at Ruggie and then back at, well, nothing.
Ruggie clicks his tongue before standing up and shrugging.
“Fine. I guess I will take that as a down payment.” he grins at you, “I will take the full payment later!”
You want to ask just what kind of payment he was talking about but you decide to keep quiet because that man would find some way to convince you that, yes, you do owe him something and that your payment was going to not be your money but your time.
And you didn’t have a lot of that to be spending it all in one place.
He walks off and you lean back, smiling as your hands finally get a break. Grim’s fur was always so silky and if you were to compare it you would say it was the same as Leona’s hair but Ruggie’s was definitely a bit more rough. It wasn’t a bad sort of rough but you figured this was the difference between long haired and short haired animals.
Although since Leona was a lion wouldn’t he also have short hair? Or was his hair more like his mane?
And what about Jack?
You turn towards your friend, tilting your head as you catch him staring.
“I don’t know why but I always feel like I have to apologize for Ace and Deuce, Jack. Maybe it’s because I met them first?”
He shakes his head, “You shouldn’t apologize for their actions.”
“Well they are also my friends so...I figured I could do this much for them.”
You wiggle your fingers in front of your face as you send Jack a teasing smile, “Want me to pet you too?”
The wolf’s tail goes right up before Jack pushes it back down with a growl, his cheeks burning a beautiful bright red as he answers back.
“We should just wait for Ace and Deuce, I want to get this assignment done already.”
“Me too. But it’s going to be a few minutes before they come back.”
“Oi!”
You are already standing up when Jack complains, telling you that you really didn’t need to do any sort of things like that for him and that he was perfectly fine and didn’t want to get distracted--!
“You’re the only one who didn’t force me to pet him, Jack. Just relax and unwind!” you smile and sit right behind him and open your legs so that you could pull him back and let his head rest on your stomach. His neck now burns bright red as you scratch right under his ears which only served to make his leg bounce slightly while he slowly got accustomed to your touches.
He wondered if you would pet him when he was using his unique magic as well, although knowing him he would get on his back and present his stomach if it started feeling this good and he didn’t want Ace, Deuce or even you teasing him about it! It wasn’t that his was enjoying this to that point--!
It’s just that somehow you knew just what spots to scratch and for how long to scratch them that he was starting to feel weak.
“Hm. So you would be a long hair…” you mutter to yourself as Jack closes his eyes, pressing his cheek against your palm as you rub circles right on his temples, “I think I like your hair the most...but maybe I’m just playing favourites here.”
The wolf wants to ask you a bit more about him being your possible favourite from the Savannaclaw dorm but his jaw snaps shut when he sees his dorm leader start to get up, glaring at the two of you with a dry smile.
“So you’re the favourite, huh?”
Jack blinks as he looks back at you and then at Leona.
“Leona-senpai--!”
The lion moves closer as he presses his body right against Jack’s shoulder, grabbing one of your legs and putting it over his own shoulder so that you would fit both of them in between.
“Ow--! Owowowowow--I’m not that flexible, Leona-senpai!!”
“He got his turn and now I want another one. Get to work, herbivore.”
“Hey!”
The three of you look to see Ruggie pointing an accusatory finger in your direction.
“What are you hogging [Y/N] for! They still owe me! Move over!”
He shoves at Jack’s unoccupied shoulder, trying to make his way into the little nest as you feel your other leg being raised up--!
“Stop! What in the world do you think I am--and where is Ace and Deuce!?”
Ruggie blinks before looking around.
“Oh right...I was supposed to go get them.”
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may eel wanters be eel havers
#me with my tweel nuis on the daily#i see pe floyd on my keys and i cant help but squeeze him and kisses
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#disney twst#twisted wonderland#jade leech#azul ashengrotto#floyd leech#this is how i feel what it would be like in a relationship with any of them
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i’m sick as a dog rn (i think it’s just a cold but it’s got me DOWN) and was wondering if you could do headcanons of either the second or third years taking care of a sick reader 😭
Aww! Me too lovely! Self-indulgence coming right up! 🛎🍳
Taking Care of You When You're Sick 🤧(GN!Reader/Octavinelle: Azul, Floyd, Jade)
Rating: G
Tags: Reader’s body not described nor are pronouns used, fluff, reader has a cold, Floyd says something suggestive but nothing actually happens haha, implied pining.
Words: 2k
Author’s notes: I ended up writing a short story rather than headcanons, whoops? Snipped it to just the Octotrio due to the length, haha. I just came down with a cold too, (as if just having recovered from surgery wasn't enough lol) so we can both project onto some cute fish boys to drown our sorrows together. 😖
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Azul Ashengrotto:
He has no idea what to do (affectionate). Azul will notice your absence from daily activities fairly quickly. He had the schedules memorized of the more ah... let's call them 'notable' students, and that includes you. Grim had been attending classes, but if anyone asked him where you were he would just say something about him 'not being your babysitter'. This was technically correct because you were in fact, Grim's babysitter, but it wasn't worth the breath one would waste arguing with him.
By overhearing the conversation between some of your socially impaired first-year groupies, it appeared you were sick. This bothered him greatly. Humans were much more susceptible to disease than mermen and pathetic as it was, he felt a tinge of charity pull at his heart upon hearing that you were ill. He supposed that he could visit.
Armed with a ‘how to take care of a sick human’ article on his phone, a reusable bag, and a full wallet, he raided Sam’s shop for all of the things that are supposed to make even the frailest of humans feel better. He debated calling in Jade and Floyd for their assistance in taking care of you, but he decided the snide comments of the twins weren’t worth the possible benefits. If you want a job done right, you have to do it yourself after all. Armed with soup, tissues, multiple types of medicine, and hot and cold patches, Azul makes his way to Ramshackle.
He knocks, but no response. He supposed he should have guessed as much, it’s not like the ghosts would answer and Grim is doing whatever that fiery tanuki does on the daily.
“Prefect?” He called, pushing on the doorknob to find it unlocked. With a shrug he traipses inside, scanning around the lounge, the bathroom, and the kitchen. It was beaten to hell, but there was a charm to the small things you had littered around the place to make it feel like home. A tied rag potholder here, a stained apron there, he felt a small smile spread across his face. Cute. Terribly kitsch and with no sense of room appeal, but cute.
A floorboard creaked upstairs, and he figured that was where you might be. Azul headed up the stairs and softly called your name, hearing a loud ‘BWUH’ come behind a door that he assumed was yours. Knocking softly, he called out to you again.
“May I come in?” He asked, plastering on his proper salesman face. You so owed him for this display of goodwill.
“A-Azul? Uh, yeah.” You called, voice audibly hoarse and nasally.
Azul swept into your room and set down his bag of goods, sweeping over your room curiously for information. It was the cleanest room in the whole house, but that was like saying that you got second place out of three entries. There were your books and schoolwork, some knickknacks and souvenirs that your friends had undoubtedly given you, but it was otherwise quite bare. As to be expected, he supposed. After a moment of silence, his eyes finally fell on you. Your eyes were red and glassy, your lips chapped, and you were covered in goosebumps. He felt his heart skip a beat.
Wait, what…?
Azul slapped his hand to his chest instinctually, surprised at the sudden feeling that was washing over him. On the other hand, you looked at him with ever-increasing skepticism.
“How can I help you Azul?” You rasp, eyes flicking between his face and the bag that he had dropped on your floor. Azul looked a little flushed. Was it hot in here? Your fever was making it difficult to tell.
“I just ah…” Azul began, his pulse fluttering as he looked for a good explanation. “I just wanted to…”
Your brow was raised amusedly. How often did anyone get to see Azul of all people be at a loss for words?
“I just wanted to make sure that someone had thought to take care of you… since you’re alone here, and all.” He finished, the flush on his cheekbones darkening. He thought back to the times that his family had taken care of him when he was sick, and also the times that they hadn’t. The times that he was alone. And you, you were always that alone, weren’t you?
“Please allow me to help you… on the house.” He finished, eyes looking anywhere but at you.
“I see.” You say. You eye his bag, his expression, the way his hair was windswept in an uncharacteristic way, “Thank you, Azul.”
“You’re… very welcome.”
Floyd Leech:
He has no idea what to do (insult). Azul had returned from Ramshackle earlier that day in an uncharacteristically spacey mood, and he had a suspicion that it had something to do with you. Telling Jade that he was heading out, he walked to the decrepit building. Opening the door without knocking, he saw that one of Azul’s bags was on the table. Huh.
Rifling through the contents, he found supplies for human colds. Putting two and two together, his face curled into a smirk.
“Azul is making shrimp scampi, huh?” He giggled, cracking himself up with his joke. The soup was chicken noodle, but you had to work with the material you were given. Waltzing his way upstairs to your room, he slammed the door open, which woke you up with a start.
“W-what? Floyd?” You yelled, holding your blanket to your chest in surprise.
There was a slight sliver of skin exposed from the buttons of your pajama top had come loose. Floyd’s eyes flicked to your slipping collar and then back to your face, giggling while he strode forward, flopping to a seat next to you.
“Shrimpy, what is it about you, huh?” He asks, getting dangerously close to your face as his eyes scan for any microexpression that might give away your secret.
“You’re just so… different, aren’t you?” He asked, trailing a finger down the line between your ribs. You frowned and slapped his hand away.
“Floyd, I’m too tired for your weird teasing, okay? Get away, I don’t want to get you sick too.” You chide, trying to push him to his feet and off of your bed with your germy self.
Floyd clicked his tongue, “Aww, don’t be like that. Idiots don’t get colds you know? I’ll be fine.” He said with a grin, the low light sparkling off of his pointed teeth.
You frowned. You highly doubted that but you also knew so little about mermen that he might be right? Ugh, why was everything so confusing?
“Aww, your face is so cute.” Floyd cooed, squishing your cheeks like dough. “Should I sleep here with you? Will that make you feel better?” He asked, getting uncomfortably close again.
“Flowyed, stut upf.” You whined, words muffled by Floyd’s vice grip on your face.
“Fish are cold-blooded, you know? I’d be like an ice pack for your feverish ‘Lil head.” He continued, seemingly convincing himself more than you about why this was such a good idea.
“If you’re really good, we can snuggle naked?”
“FLOYD!”
“Fine, fine, you’re no fun,” Floyd sighed, finally standing up and walking towards your hall. He looked over his shoulder at you as he was closing the door, a mischievous sparkle in his eye.
“I’ll come to sleep with you when you’re well instead. Later!” He cackled, slamming the door shut to shield himself from the pillow you had tried to lob directly at your face.
Feeling even warmer than you had a minute ago, you collapsed in a huff and yelled into your pillow in frustration.
This freaking eel was going to kill you.
Jade Leech:
Something was apparently in the air today, because both Azul and Floyd had gone to visit the Ramshackle Prefect. Jade had to admit that he was quite fond of them, their naïveté about the world they had found themself in was quite entertaining to watch, especially as it pertained to non-humans such as himself. One day they had taken multiple hours to quiz him about merpeople, their food, their culture, and even their anatomy. Jade had offered a “demonstration” on the anatomy portion, but they had sadly refused his kindness. A pity.
Both Azul and his brother had returned with significant mood changes. Azul had returned in a strangely introspective mood, staring dazedly out the windows with his brows knit in thought and then locking himself in his office for the last few hours, clearly wrapped up in some sort of project.
On the other hand, while Floyd was similarly distracted, he seemed quite frustrated. He was being fairly active on campus, running around in search of stimulation. Jade recognized this as being one of Floyd’s many coping mechanisms when he was actively trying to distract himself. How very interesting.
Walking up to Ramshackle, Jade was distracted by the thought of how the gloomy and decrepit building could be well utilized as a greenhouse for some tricky plants he had hoped to cultivate. He filed away that thought for later, perhaps the Prefect would be willing to trade him some growing space in one of the spare rooms at a later date. He would just need to think of something that they wanted enough to give it to him. Well, he was here anyway, might as well try and find out.
Entering the charming hovel of the entryway, Jade notices the Prefect’s shoes discarded next to the doorway. He certainly did not trust the floor enough to do the same.
Walking up the stairs, Jade decided that the best bet would be simply to beeline to the Prefect. He had brought his mushroom risotto along with him, thinking that you might appreciate a home-cooked meal when you were ill. The feedback he had received upon serving it in the cafeteria was quite positive from the other humans, so he was about 70% sure this particular species of fungi was not lethal to your species. Well, the ones from here at least. That is what the other 30% is for.
Rapping his knuckles lightly on the door, he heard a quiet ‘come in’ from inside the room. Jade turned the knob and let himself inside, holding up the thermos with risotto in one hand and one with peppermint tea in another.
“I apologize for the intrusion.”
“Jade?” You ask, “Wow, I think I’ve had more visitors from Octinavelle today than when you all tried to steal this place.” You graveled, weak cough shaking your body as you laugh.
Jade gives you a warm, genuine smile. His face crumples into a melodic laugh, a real one, and he covers his face to stifle the sound.
“Well, the location is still quite ideal if you ever change your mind.” He says, stepping forward to place the food he brought on your nightstand. “Food and drink, I get the feeling that you might not make some otherwise.”
You look wide-eyed at the two containers, carefully picking them up and unscrewing the caps to see the contents. Through your stuffed-up nose you could smell a hint of mint, and the risotto looked decadently buttery.
You looked to Jade, and he motioned to the attached cutlery. Taking a wary bite, your mouth was met with something both delicious, hearty, and oddly familiar. Had you had this before? Your heart skipped a beat at how tender this moment felt. Jade’s eyes looked lidded and fond while tears threatened to well up in the corners of your eyes.
“I-I really needed this, I think.” You say, your ‘D’s sounded like ‘B’s due to your stuffy nose. “Thank you very much, Jade.”
Jade nods, looking pleased. You continue eating your fill and then allow Jade to gather his dishes, promising that he will come again soon with another dish. You were fairly excited at the prospect.
Jade pauses for a moment at the door, seemingly in thought. He returns to your side, but before you can question him, you feel a warm peck at your forehead.
“Feel better.”
Jade leaves as fast as he came in. You sit there flustered and confused.
Is this just a merman thing or what?
Pray for me! I hate phlegm with my entire body, I want to die and to kill at the same time. Why hast mine own body forsaken me?
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#i aint never been more in love in my life#gets sick on purpose so i can find myself in a octatrio bed pile#floydos tho#....uwah...... get naked...????#dont tempt me with a good time 😤#im feral enough to strip floyd DONT TEMPT ME ILL FUCKING DO IT#I WILL GET NAKED AND SUPLEX YOUR ASS INTO THAT BED
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Shrimpy's At It Again | Octavinelle
"Oh no--it’s happening again."
"What’s happening again?"
"The prefect--they're-"
"What, Ace? Spit it out!"
Ace looked at Deuce with wide, panicked eyes.
"They're obsessed with pickup lines again..."
~ In which shrimpy recalls their old love of pick up lines—now it’s a full frontal assault on the Octavinelle student they love most ~
Azul:
"Are you an octopus? Because you octopi my thoughts."
The way Azul blushes and sputters has you laughing into the palm of your hand, trying to hide how amused you are by his reaction. Contrawise, the merman in question glares at you and adjusts his glasses, desperate to save face.
"Please, prefect, spare me your-"
"D'ya know why the ocean is so salty, Azul?" You interrupt. He huffs, still glaring at you with a rather pink hue to his ears.
"Because precipitation causes minerals on land to-"
"Because all the sweetness left when you arrived on land, get it? I'm calling you sweet," you coo. He makes a scoffing sound, burying his face behind his gloved hand.
“Not funny."
"I'm not joking. It's also salty because, of all the millions of fish in the sea, I'm the one who gets to sit here with the Azul Ashengrotto in his very own VIP room."
He seems to have taken up the strategy of ignoring you, vigorously writing something down as an excuse to look away. Not having it, you continue.
"You know, you always dress so nicely--what's your jacket made out of, Azul? Boyfriend material?"
"It's twill."
"Are you sure? It really looks like boyfriend-"
“It's twill!" He snaps, and you laugh.
"Oh Zulie, you're as lovely as a pearl, you know that? That jacket looks amazing on you, but I'm not so sure twill is for you."
His nose twitches at that comment. "Oh yeah?"
"Yeah. You'd look much better in my arms."
He stands abruptly--so much so that, even though you expected him to reach his breaking point at some point or another, you still jump in your seat. "That's it. If you try another smooth line on me, Prefect, I'm gonna take that as a sign you want another contract with me-"
"I do," you say, unable to resist the opportunity. "A marriage contract."
His face goes stoic and he falls silent, giving you a long and almost icy look. Finally, something seems to snap within him--whether it be a burst of confidence or just his typical business-savvy nature coming forward, a smug smile crosses his lips and you no longer feel like you're standing in front of that adorable octopus you love to tease so much.
"That so?" he asks lightly. "Well, I've always been a guy with an eye for a bargain..."
Now it's your turn to get flustered. He carelessly moves his papers aside, leaning across his desk until he was mere inches from your face.
"Careful what you wish for, Prefect." He whispers. "My heart comes at a price."
"I think it's a fair exchange for you both stealing my heart and taking my breath away, Mr. Ashengrotto," you reply cheekily and--oh--he was flustered again.
"You—you just don’t know when to quit, do you?” he stammers, taking a step back. You giggle and stand, following him until you’re the one leaning over his desk.
“What can I say, Zulie? I think you’re very tenta-cool! And, y’know, other marine pick up lines…”
What Azul would come to learn is, when it comes to pick up lines, there was just no out-doing you at your own game.
Floyd:
"Kiss me if I'm wrong but-"
You’re cut off by a smooch. Right on the lips. Before you could even finish the dang pick up line. When Floyd pulls away, he’s grinning widely at you--not an ounce of shame or regret on his face, unsurprisingly.
"Floyd, you didn't let me finish."
"I just decided you were gonna be wrong. Felt like it."
"Oh, okay."
What... what now?
"Could I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it-"
Smooch.
"You really need to let me finish, for my own self esteem." You pout at him. "I'm trying to be cute here."
Floyd laughs, wrapping an arm around you and pulling you into his side. "Shrimpy is always so cute! You don't need to try~"
"Well, duh, but--wait, you really think so?"
He said it so earnestly, it caught you off guard a bit. Your pick-up-line game suffered from your embarrassed state.
"If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber…?”
"Nevermind," Floyd snickers at you. "Not cute. You probably should try now."
"Floyd!" You growl. "Nevermind, I quit. Using pick up lines on you is impossible-"
"Where are you going?"
"To platonically seduce your brother with my cute-cumber line. I bet he'll think I'm a riot."
"Oh no you don't~!"
Long arms wrap around your body before you can get away, and you feel yourself being pulled tight against someone's chest. Not content with just a simple hug, Floyd drags you back to your previous seat and sits you in his lap, arms caging you in.
"Forget about the pick-up lines Shrimpy," he coaxes, poking your cheek. "Let's just skip to the part where I get kiss from you, m'kay?"
You pout at him. You suppose you'll have to feed him some of your better lines some other time--after all, there was no way you were going to pass up on an opportunity like this.
"M'kay..."
Smooch ♡
Jade:
"Ooh, hey Jade!"
You flag down the poor eel in the midst of his job, darting between tables and doing everything from serving drinks to managing the kitchens. He still stops for you, looking quite relieved to have an excuse to stop his ridiculously efficient pace.
"Oho, if it isn't our dearest Prefect. How can I help you?"
"You dropped something."
Jade's eyes widen, face going adorably blank at your words. "Dropped something?"
As if he couldn't believe it, he gave you a long look before casting his eyes to the ground, looking for whatever it was he might have dropped. After a quick survey of the area his eyes turn back to you, lips parted.
"Tell me Prefect, what is it that I have dropped?"
"Your standards," you reply, laughter bubbling from your lips before you could even finish the line. "Hi, I'm the human of your dreams, nice to meet you!"
"..."
Again, Jade's face goes blank. Then, a slow smile curls on his lips, and time seems to stop as he places a curious hand under his chin and watches you with smug, half-lidded eyes.
"The human of my dreams, you say?" He muses delicately. "Why, what an audacious line you've just fed to me."
"I have even more," you promise sincerely, shaking a little in anticipation of a full-on rejection. Instead, Jade completely neglects the path he'd been on and takes the free seat across from you, gesturing for you to continue.
"Oh, um..." you hadn't expected him to stay. "Since we're here, why don't you tell me your favorite drink? I need to know what drink to buy you on our first date."
A grin flickered on his lips. "How contextual."
"By the way, could we take a picture together? I want to show Ace and Deuce what my next boyfriend looks like."
"Alas--so you've chosen Floyd?" Jade said dramatically. He chuckles when your face falls momentarily, but you pick yourself back up again.
"Don't get me wrong--I'm not much of a photographer, but I can picture you and me together."
"Oh?"
"Then again, you must be the camera in this scenario--every time I look at you, I smile."
He smiles quietly at you. You can't deny that the sweet look on his face was melting your heart probabaly faster than any line of yours could melt his.
...if only you knew...
"Maybe you're not a camera," you muse. "Are you, perchance, a parking ticket? Because you've got fine written all over you."
Jade chuckled.
"So fine," you continue. "That if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print."
"You're the most interesting person I've ever met," he says sincerely, still chuckling under his breath. You flush--Jade used 'flirt back', it's super effective! The prefect takes 100 damage!
"You must be a taser then... you really are just... stunning..." you mumble.
Jade's laughter grows. You fire off a few more pickup lines at him, and soon, he's standing quickly, looking over his shoulder, trying to compose himself but seeming unable to do so. He darts around the table by your side and plants a sweet kiss on your cheek, leaving you speechless.
"I've got to go before Azul catches me slacking," he says, amusement still heavy in his voice. "But we'll continue this later, won't we? I believe you've promised me a drink on our first date."
You watch him get back to work, mesmerized by the lingering sensation of the kiss on your cheek.
...You were gonna need more pick up lines, especially if that was the sort of reward you'd get in return.
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#disney twst#twsited wonderland#rook hunt#jade leech#who else but rook [big bang theory laugh track]
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dfngjkfdjkgfdjkgf !!!! i love answering silly stuff like this, so long post
Would you be a mer, a beastman, a fae, or a human? (or other!)
Humans the default option lol but if i could personally choose i would love to be a fae! I have the fuck around and find out personality for it, and just messing around for fun and to see what happens appeals to me as well. Also tricking idiot humans for funsies??? Im all for it
Would you be at rsa or nrc?
NRC lmfao most of the time being the hero and being good in video games annoy me like, do all these side quests for random ass fucks and be forced to save the world and for what???? Could never be me. If in ffxiv gave me the option to say fuck the scions, fuck the wars and all their problems and go join zenos in his quest for the ultimate fight and hunt???? Im stabbing them all and skipping away to my new life of fun and freedom, nothing about me screams RSA
As much as i love minna de yahoo, i would most likely punch some/most of them after they tried talking to me and annoyed me. Im also too much of a whore for RSA lets be real
What dorm would you belong to?
I took that official dorm sorter ?test? thing THE ONE WHERE YOU JUST FUCKING CLICK ON THE SCREEN AND IT IG RANDOMLY SELECTS A DORM OKAY IDK IT WAS ON THE JPN SITE and got Pomefiore
And i do love fashion and looking good and things i find beautiful/cute. and i do love cursing people in my mind lmao its a joke between my brother and i whenever he annoys me he always ends up dropping his food somehow so he likes to say i curse him whenever im mad to drop his dinner, so tbh i think it was pretty fitting to get pomef as my randomly chosen dorm and would probs be there cause its just fitting to me and i like the idea of working on curses and poisons
What character(s) would you be best friends with?
MMMMMMMMMMM im p huge on first impressions but i can also still forgive them if they apologize for how they first acted and if i understand their situation better and then maybe give them another chance? So while maybe the first impression wasnt good, their personalities after would make me wanna try being their friend again anyways
Rook. i dont care to people watch in the same way but i do love looking at peoples fashion and hair. And i feel rook would have all the dirt and gossip on everyone in school so i would make my way over to him and throw myself onto any part of him that i can and ask if he heard anything juicy lately and just talk away. i also like how passionate he is about neige so id love to listen to him talk about whatever he wants if hed let me play with his hair/clothes/hat and just chill together cause i also love listening to his voice HE SOUNDS GOOD TO ME OKAY. Hes passionate about love and tbh same lol i love talking about things/people i love so were just two idiots with head and heart full of love. I also love the idea of the hunt so hearing about all his hunts and things hes taken down would also be so nice to hear and see if he kept any pics or trophies. Like he has weird hobbies hes scared to share with and i have weird interests too that im kinda wary to share and im not one to share stuff about myself and keep most people at arms length as is he with himself as well so i get it, i get him I JUST LIKE ROOK OKAY HES ALSO ON THE DATE LIST
Azul. tho most likely because of being on the board games club and after his overblot. Tbh i wouldnt be able to resist not going to mostro just to enjoy the scenery and all the fish so wed probs see each other a lot and id be able to understand and relate to how he feels about himself and why his overblot happened and the reason why he acted like that. And tbh learning hes a octo mer would also interest me so i would wanna stick around and try to ask questions and poke at his cute face lol his cute reactions and stutters i wouldnt be able to resist him at all tbh tbh i just think hes neat ALSO LIP BEAUTY MARK BUDDIES
Tweels also fall under azuls thing. Like i get it, but tho chp3 would have gone v differently if i was there, idk if i would be able to hold myself back when i would first see their eel forms im gonna become an excited puppy I WANNA TOUCH FISH TAIL PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE jack would have to pull me away and come up with the plans because i wanna play with my new fish friends
Im also chill most of the time and i understand and deal with my brothers mood swings all the time so id be able to handle floyd with ease and him being in a bad mood or getting upset with me wouldnt offend me since i understand and im used to it, im kinda the same so id leave him alone and give him his space even if we had plans lol would be no problem at all. Jade would be an interesting one, while i hate being messed with i dont think id be able to resist messing with jade back to get a reaction out of him as well it would feel like a game between us. I think id be too entertaining for either of them to not wanna mess with me which could go either way lol i think after azuls overblot and understanding them more we could end up getting along better
Idia. the way he talks would indeed make me laugh, i like talking quirks since i have one as well and plus hes into anime and video games so we have a shared interests which makes it easier to talk to. i wouldnt really care to talk to him about anime tho, but when i learn he likes games and chilling out in his room i would wanna be his friends cause idk i just like people who like what i like. Makes it easier to be around them. A kindred spirit
Lilia. I just think hes really silly and would enjoy being around him even if he pranks me or scares me from popping up from the ceiling upside down. Plus hes just really cute i wanna hold him so bad uehuiehuighueuhig please lilia chan, please let me pick you up and carrying you around like my baby boy ill cry idc if youre fuck old grandpa let me baby you
Savanaclaw? Idk how well id get along with them individually but as soon as i see cute animal ears i wanna come over and rub them,,,,, please,,,, ruggie is a hyena so i know hed let me touch them out of submissiveness at least
Leona i have squishy thigh pillow, let me play with your ears and hair as you sleep pspspspsps
What character(s) would you hate?
Purely based on first impressions and how they continue to act later on
Ace. i dont care if hes like the type to just say how hes feeling and is being HoNeSt, he does it in a cunt way with no tact and after explaining to me SOMEONE WHOS NOT FUCKING FROM THIS WORLD who the great seven are and mock me for not knowing? I would simply throw hands and get in trouble for fighting ❤️ i wouldnt deal or take his shit im gonna give him a reason to stay far away from me and never try talking to me again WE WOULD NOT BE FRIENDS, IDC IF IT WOULD MEAN I NEVER GET CLOSE TO DEUCE ITS A SACRIFICE IM WILLING TO TAKE, AND DEUCE ITS ON THE SHIT LIST TOO BECAUSE WHEN YOU ASK FOR HELP AND HES LIKE BUY SOMETHING AND ILL CONSIDER IT LIKE NO?????? FUCK YOU TOO IM GONNA DO EVERYTHING MYSELF I DONT NEED YALL VIRGINS GET OUT but deuce will be forgiven because hed be the type to at least say sorry, and hes a cute baby so i forgive him
Im gonna have no friends at this place and sit alone at lunch and im okay with that :)
I DONT HATE HIM, but i feel like epel would hate /me/ because i love cute things, even if my idea of cute is not normal, i wouldnt be able to resist calling epel cute because its just how i express my love for things and if i like you then i probs find you cute on some way, its just my general word to use for things that i like. and epel would most likely flip shit over it or go on a rant and in return that would turn me off so fast and i wouldnt really like epel and just avoid him because like honestly, wtf????????? I get why he doesnt like being called cute but his strong reaction to it, i would just nope out so hard. I would forgive him if he apologized for going off but i wouldnt really wanna get close to him at all after that
Scarabia. Like listen, listen!!!!! I dont hate them, but if chapter 4 happened to me and none of those mf tried helping me? A CUTE HELPLESS BIG TITTY GIRL OUT? and forced me to stay and go through all that fucking training as a magicless human and they locked me in a room, and even dragged me back to it after i tried running way???? FUCK ALL YALLS I DONT EVEN CARE IF THEY TRIED SAYING SORRY AFTER, IM SICK OF ALL OF YOU
Jamil hot, i aint blind and i understand fully his feelings and how desperate he was, but i would fucking be screaming crying biting everyone during that chapter, i would be kicking every mf in the ass and balls just to escape because its v traumatic to even think about going through all that esp with my kinda personal history, so i couldnt really help but resent the whole dorm over it even if jamil was the mastermind behind it all, i still would be thinking AINT NONE OF YALL FUCKING NO EYE NPCS EVEN TRIED TO HELP ME EVEN AFTER EXPRESSING DISTRESS AND WANTING TO LEAVE????? HATE IT HERE Even if kalim was being controlled i think i wouldnt be able to help but still associate him with it still and just avoid him as well. Sorry :/ but the whole dorms on my shit list after that chapter even if theyre hot
What character(s) would you date?
Breaks out the harem list-
ROOK. idk if i need to explain again but like WERE SIMILAR ENOUGH AND I THINK HES CUTE AND HIS HEAD AND HEART IS FULL OF LOVE AND HES SO ROMANTIC AND FUN AND AAAAAAAAA I LOVE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BOTH AS A BEST FRIEND AND A BOYFRIEND HES JUST SO PERFECT FOR ME??? Esp when i learned he was a savanaclaw kid at first and all the fucking fanart of him with messy long hair and a cowboy hat? OOOURGH I LOVE ME A SWEATY DIRTY COWBOY AAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA he just has that nice friendliness with the hidden unhinged nature in his and his face and smile that drives me wild i want him to look at me in the middle of class and smile and then i make lewd hand gestures at him and then excuse myself to go to the bathroom and make eye contact with him one last time before leaving the classroom in hopes that he got the message and follows after me and then w-
Azul would be another fun option, i feel after his overblot and getting to know him better and messing around and teasing him i feel i would fall hard with how cute and honest he is with his expressions even if hes a shady ass bitch, hes just so baby emotionally i couldnt help but be sweet on him later on in the friendship and sometimes be a little more rough with flirting and pursuing him and then make him fall for me lmao HES JUST A WITTLE BABY BOY THAT I WANNA HOLD AND HUG AND PROTECT WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HES A PERFECT BOY
My pu$$y would also wanna go after the tweels but idk if a relationship would last between us tbh tbh :pensive: i want a relationship that i dont have to be on guard for and just relax and hold them tight and sometimes tease and mess around, but i feel the tweels would keep me on my toes too much which is fun at first but i get tired of it real fast and after a while i would lose interest cause they would emotionally drain me too much and dump them :/ im a whore but im baby who needs soft tender love too
Lilia but i dont wanna date him, i wanna fuck him at least once so i can have the awkward conversation with silver of ‘futes, did you fuck my dad???’ like yeah sorry silver i fucked the shit out of your dad :( and id do it again :)
But like overall either rook or azul would be the only ones i would be able to date and keep the relationship going
BUT IN MY ENEMIES TO LOVERS HEART i wanna also put vil in here because i want that slow burn with him where he doesnt really like me even tho im in his dorm cause im content with my thicc fat ass and i dont wanna really do much lol or try to be a ‘better version of myself’ because i like who i am and i dont wanna change unless i feel like it and i feel vil would wanna put me on a strict schedule/diet and try to fix me but i would ignore him and run away and hes just frustrated with me, his idiot sweet potato, and slowly it starts to happen. after obsessing over me and trying to figure out what to do with me and help me be better he cant get me out of my mind and his thoughts of fixing me slowly starts to also change into just general thoughts of me and the eventually sexual thoughts when he looks over and sees me bending over and my skirt lifts up for a second and now hes questioning his whole life I WANT VIL TO JERK OFF TO THE THOUGHT OF 'GRIPPING MY THICK THIGHS SO HARD THAT HES GONNA LEAVE BRUISES WHILE HE RAILS ME' WHILE HES IN THE BATH TUB OKAY
i most likely would never be his type but i can dream, plus im p independent so him being off all the time wouldnt bother me lol
What would floyd’s nickname be for you?
Probs yeti crab (kiwa hirsuta) since i like fluffy things and wearing fuzzy puffy jackets that sometimes fall of the shoulder and gather lower on the arms, and my personality can be crab like lol like ill snip and snap at you if you annoy me or get too close
Another option would be anglerfish since i tend to dress really cutesy and pink but how i talk and my personality/interests is the opposite of how i look so it tends to fool people when they learn the quiet cute girl isnt shy nor innocent
Emotionally, i would like to be called a frilled shark tho lol elusive and not much is known about them
and rook’s?
mademoiselle gaieté, or mademoiselle merriment because it sounds cuter lol
Laughing tends to be a part of how i talk and socialize like i just giggle and chuckle a lot out of habit and filler ig, which has gotten me in trouble at work once because a karen thought i was laughing at her kid like no idiot its just how i talk. And i tend to insert it too into text speech with using lol and lmao a lot tho one of my online friends thought i was scary when we first started talking cause she thought i was using them to be sarcastic until we vc once and she realized that no lol i really do be laughing all the time
What twst character(s) are you most like? (personality-wise)
I relate to floyd a lot in the sense of my mood being able to change v easily at a drop of a pin and my attitude to do things also tend to go up and down lmao i can be willing to do something and then something could happen and nope, not doing it anymore you killed my vibes
I also got told i can be a bit like jade with how i enjoy teasing people lol so mayhaps a horrible combination of the tweels would be me?
Ig im a little like idia being an introvert as well and wishing to stay inside all the time and play video games and be a depressing little shit
Which subject(s) do you think you would excel at?
Im p good at math so maybe that, or an art class cause i enjoy it. I can also see myself getting into potionology because the idea of it all sounds amazing and i would love to study and learn it and do my best with it I WANNA BE A GOOD PUP FOR PAPA CREWEL
What club would you join?
I like clubs that has my friends in it so maybe board game club cause i do like games and i think that club would be p chill and just a good ol time. As long as we dont play DnD type of games i think i would do fine there. Also maybe science club since rooks there and i think doing his little experiments would be a lot of fun lol, i would love to join him on it and help out and learn more about potions and stuff AND ALSO PAPA CREWEL IS THERE BARK BARK BARK BARK
And if there was one, an art club would probs be my other option since that was the club i was in during school
How do you think you would survive in twisted wonderland/what would your life be like in general?
Oh yeah id survive lol id argue with crowley on the daily if he tried making me do his dumbass shit because???? Useless headmaster says what??? Im here because of your dumbass mirror, not by choice so why are you making me do more stuff that has nothing to do with me and i get nothing in return AND ALSO ITS SO DANGEROUS~ IM JUST A WITTLE GIRL WITH NO MAGIC AND YOU WANT ME TO DO WHAT???? IM GONNA CRY- Its not beneath me to pull puppy eyes and cry a little to get my way either with him, so hed really would have to threaten me to get me to deal with the other students bs and overblots. tbh i would probs cling to crewel as well cause he has dad energy lmao and i wanna follow him around like a lost puppy and help him with his classes like a teacher assistant But other than that im adaptable, and can take things in stride even if its annoys me so getting teleported there and having no one wouldnt really bother me. My only personal problems would be going to an all male school as a women so i would probs be on guard all the time when in the halls or being around big groups of them and just avoid them if they tried talking or getting close to me. AT LEAST IT WOULD MEAN NO PE CLASS YAYYYYY- I wouldnt be afraid to snap, be mean, fight or cause a scene if needed cause im not taking anyones, shit gotta protect myself sis, so im sure i would be fine i dont care to be alone either so not having friends for the most part wouldnt bother me since its how i am irl. I tend to stick to myself unless someone else approaches me first and i either just tolerate them or end up liking them as a friend, so either i make friends or i dont, i dont really care either way BUT if i did make a friend i would probs attach myself to their side lol like if i see them im throwing myself at them. Which is why i think rook would be the ideal friend/bf for me cause wed just go hang out somewhere where no one would see or find us and just enjoy ourselves
[optional!] What would your unique magic be?
Idk i dont really think i would have magic, like at all but if i did i would like something to like freeze or petrify them, like youre being annoying POOF stay still for hours either frozen, turned to stone or just unable to move, as i leave you there to go do other things. Like a magic that could make others leave me alone lol
I aint got no mfs to tag because my only friend in this fandom tagged me lol so have this pic i drew of urala and myself in twst :]
some fun twst questions for u
[i'm sending these to random ppl, feel free to answer if you see this and/or tag/send it to another person!]
would you be a mer, a beastman, a fae, or a human? (or other!)
would you be at rsa or nrc?
what dorm would you belong to?
what character(s) would you be best friends with?
what character(s) would you hate?
what character(s) would you date?
what would floyd’s nickname be for you?
and rook’s?
what twst character(s) are you most like? (personality-wise)
which subject(s) do you think you would excel at?
what club would you join?
how do you think you would survive in twisted wonderland/what would your life be like in general?
[optional!] what would your unique magic be?
AHHH I LOVE U SO MUCH THESE ARE SO CUTE
i would rather be a fae!! miss me with that furry shit
NRC!!! although i’m in love with chen’ya i need to chase down my pookie ace until he is Mine
god i have no clue… im thinking heartslabyul or savanaclaw, tbh i think. i fit into savanaclaw more???? but all my pookies are in hearts
ACE AND DEUCE!!!!! not because of my favoritism towards adeuce but i feel like with my personality we would be absolute BESTIES. like 4lifers. and me and @syllvatica get compared to ace and deuce SO MUCH she is the deuce to my ace
trey and ortho. fuckinf despise that little robot dude
ACE!!! ace would be the best boyfriend and i also have a soft spot for FLOYD OH MY GOD FLOYD FLOYD AND JADE!!!! literally any octavinelle member.
i’m thinking. BLOBFISH. FUCKING. fuckjng floyd would call me a blobfish. plus i like squishing my cheeks together like a blobfish.
PETIT BAGUETTE!!!! i’m in this baguette shit for life!?
honestly i am SO similar to ace… and floyd in the love language sense… i’m an esfj so we are pretty similar MWAH MWAH
HISTORY!!!! IM A BIG SUCKER FOR HISTORY OH EM GEE I LOVE IT SO MUCH
THE BASKETBALL CLUB FOR THE HOT MEN (i’m ass at basketball)
i dont think i would survive. JUST KIDDING i would be The Most Powerful!!!! i think i would excel at magic rather than potions or . other stuff??? also think i would be a stud at flying on a broomstick
SPARKLES EVERYWHERE
tagging because these questions are SO FUN thank u so much for making this!!!
@nanasx2 @quuma @kalims @myuunji @caycays @tulipluvlettr @pastelmages @astrea-archive @astiesgoldenberry @epelys @tartppola @ai-0uch @ch3lun @atlasnessie @aki-maki-aki @arent-i-the-fairest @jjellyz @sk2lton @amorisqasayid @gh-0st-y @m3iyo @syllvatica 🫶🫶🫶🫶 I LOVE U GUYS SO MUCH
#twst#twisted wonderland#long post#what did people used to call these types of things#ask memes?#tagged#my art
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HIIIII sorry for randomly popping into your inbox like this,,,,
i just wanted to say that i always have a riot looking at your rbs so thank you for your comments !! they always brighten up my day <333
n e ways have a nice day/night :DD
ahuirehuiarhuihuidsuifds i really do forget sometimes that people can see and read my tags when im losing my mind in them njgfjkgfd but im glad my brain rotting made you happy at least lol
im gonna be real i wanted to add more tags to the azul kiss fic but i read it in the middle of work so i had to go back to dealing with customers but deadass i wanted to lie on the cold hard ground and roll around after reading that shit LITERALLY MY DREAM TO BE ABLE TO TEASE AZUL LIKE THAT AND SEE HIS REACTIONS IN REAL TIME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA have a good day lol
#i see azul being bullied in fics by mc and my brain starts to shake#but honestly :pensive: i would probs scare him off cause i wouldnt be able to contain myself and would death grip his bowtie-#and pull him in real close to stare at his face and he thinks im about to murder him like no azul#i just like you :(#idk how to express it sometimes#im either real sweet or i want to crush you with my love#and azul triggers both of those reactions
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【 one good honest kiss 】
summary: 'i just need someone to kiss, give me one good honest kiss and i'll be alright...' (ft. azul ashengrotto)
word count: 1.7k
author's note: the title speaks for itself ^^ i wrote this in one sitting on the bus today in a moment of insanity and reread it just now so it might have mistakes, but yeah i hope you enjoy :D
"Prefect."
"Hmm?"
"Could I...have a kiss?"
Yuu blinked at the bold yet sudden request.
It was hard to say exactly where it came from, considering that the person asking went by the name of Azul Ashengrotto. The very Azul Ashengrotto was all polite smiles and business dealings. There was always a little wickedness in the glint of his glasses, honeyed words simply a lure to ensnare others into his carefully crafted machinations.
So what exactly did someone like that want when he asked a question of such caliber?
Yuu looked up from what they were doing. It wasn't that important of a task in comparison to the perplexing ultimatum that they were now faced with.
"I did hear you correctly, right?" They started, taking a moment to simply look at him. Azul was always easy on the eyes, from the way those lenses framed overcast eyes to the slight tap-tap-tap of his expensive leather shoes as he walked.
Yet for once he seemed...nervous. Yuu could sense the slightest bit of tension in his brow, and his hands seemed to fidget more the longer they stared.
"You...did indeed," Azul made a show of clearing his throat, trying to fill up the now-silent room. "I was being genuine–"
Yuu couldn't help but stifle a snort at that, and they smiled as they saw Azul's frown turn into more of a pout, "I-I really was. Asking, that is."
"You're asking me," The Prefect pointed at themselves, "To kiss you," They pointed at Azul. "On the lips." The octomer looked two seconds away from absolutely bursting into flames as he nodded, and Yuu couldn't help but think that baby pink suited him.
"For what reason, senpai?" Yuu angled their body towards Azul and suddenly it dawned on them how close they were. The two-seater that Azul kept lovingly in his VIP room felt small; they really could reach out and feel the candescent warmth of on face if they wanted to.
"Does there have to be a reason?" Azul asked, taking a cautionary shuffle toward them. The way he inched forward was almost endearing; like someone forced to do something exhiliratingly frightening.
"There does," Yuu held up a finger for every reason they spoke. "If it's for a contract, I decline. If it's for blackmail, I decline. If it has to do with a business proposal, I decli–"
"I get it!" Azul's voice raised before quieting down to a quiver. "I get it. But...what if it was an experiment?"
"An experiment? You're using me as the test subject?"
"I would never fathom such a thing," Azul rubbed at the bridge of his nose. It was fun to toy with Azul every once in a while. His reactions were surprisingly honest for someone who dealt with so much deceit.
"There's a...hypothesis about myself that ive been wanting to prove," The words were carefully laid out as if rehearsed. "And this is the only method I have to prove it."
Suddenly it felt like all the puzzle pieces had jostled into place.
Oh. So that was it.
They tried to keep their face straight when they lean just a little closer, "Is it something that can be measured by heart rate?"
Confusion seeped into Azul's face ever so slightly, "Heart rate?"
"What if..." Yuu let their hand drift, settling over Azul's own gloved one. "I do this? Does it make your heart race?"
"P-Prefect, that is highly–"
"Or maybe this is better?" Their tone feigned innocence, even as they slipped their fingers into his glove. Azul flinched, though he kept his hand still as Yuu's fingers slid up his palm in a slow caress.
Azul's glove now lay abandoned in his lap, his fingers trembling where they entwined with their own, "How about now, senpai?"
The silver haired's mouth drifted open and shut like a fish out of water. It was so endearing to see Azul Ashengrotto so terribly askew. There was a blush on his face that seemed almost insistent on staying, and his breaths were coming out in small stutters that Yuu could hear in the silence of the room.
"I think we should do one more test," Yuu declared and Azul finally snapped back to attention.
He tried to tug his hand back, "N-no, isn't this enough testing?"
"Is it?" Yuu tilted their head in contemplation. "You haven't told me your findings yet. And besides," Yuu's voice dropped into a croon. "We haven't tried your method yet."
It must've been some grand feat for them to have the opportunity to see Azul so throughly speechless not once, but twice.
"Senpai," Yuu smiled lightly. "Don't you want to kiss me?"
"That's...unfair," There was a slight pout to Azul's lips even as they drifted closer.
They left a touch to his jaw, sliding a finger up and behind his ear. Their other hand tugged at Azul's bowtie, leaving him looking handsomely disheveled. Yuu felt their heart flutter at the sight. He was absolutely stunning.
Their foreheads touch, "How's your heart rate now?"
"Sevens you're killing me," A shaky laugh escaped Azul's lips, "It's beating so hard that I feel like I'm going to die."
They grinned at him, "Don't die on me now."
The first press of lips was soft. Azul's lips felt plush and almost cool against theirs as they leaned in further. Azul's body tremored as Yuu guided him backward onto the couch. There was a gasp as they tilted their head ever so slightly, letting a sigh escape their lips.
They pulled back, only to feel a hand too strong holding onto their shirt, the other clumsily finding its way to Yuu's shoulder and tugging them closer.
Yuu indulged in him, leaning in once more in a more unhurried kiss. They could feel the thud-thud-thud of Azul's heart against their own chest and they couldn't help but nip at his lip just a little. Azul let out a small surprised noise, and Yuu felt a warm buzz fill them at causing such a reaction.
When they were finally allowed to pull away, Yuu couldn't help but let their eyes wander to the part of Azul's mouth as his breaths came and went. They reached forward, tucking a strand of his hair behind his ear. Azul didn't look all there yet, staring into them in a quiet daze.
"So, have you figured it out yet?" They asked, feeling equally as breathless as Azul looked. "Do you like me?"
Azul's eyes snapped to theirs, "Wait, how did y–" He gasped, slapping a hand over his mouth. And they cheered internally at his slip up. It was nice of Azul to put an end to his own mindgames for once.
"So you do like me," Yuu exclaimed, watching as the red reapplied itself to Azul's cheeks and ears once more. "And for the record, senpai, I do like you back." Azul looked like he had a little too much to say before the door cracked open.
Floyd's head popped in, "Are you and Shrimpy done kissing yet~? Jade left the papers we needed for work." Azul backpedalled– or at least, tried to. Not that there was much room to move when they had him caged in like this.
"Ah, apologies for the interruption," Jade entered the room, not batting an eye at how Yuu took the opportunity to lie down on his boss' chest. "I told Floyd we should return later, but–"
"But me 'n Jade were curious," Floyd grinned lazily. "Hey, Azul, didja end up using the advice I gave you?"
Yuu's turned their head at that, "Advice? What advice?"
"The advice that–"
"Floyd Leech," And there it was. Azul's feared warning tone. Though its effectiveness almost fell by half from how red and blushy he looked as he used it. "One more word out of either you or Jade and I will make you do the boring stuff."
"My, to think I am also included in that," Jade said in mock sadness. "It is sad how we have helped so much but were given so little."
"'S true~ Me 'n Jade helped you a lot."
"...You both get a bonus this month," Azul mumbled defeatedly. "Now leave already. Please."
"Well since you said please," Floyd shrugged, giving Yuu a wave. "See ya, Shrimpy."
As the door clicked shut, their eyes slid over to Azul's own. Looking at them this close, they looked bluer than ever, like clear skies instead of stormy ones.
"So....which part was their plan?"
"Please don't," Azul pressed his hands against his face. "I don't think I'll be able to recover from everything if you knew."
"Hmm," Yuu turned their ear toward Azul's chest. "Then why don't we take a nap?"
"E-excuse me? But I still have work to d–"
"Today's our first day, right?" There was another sly grin on their face. "Of dating?"
Azul's heartbeat picked up in speed at their words, "Y-yes."
"So let's make this our first date as a couple," They mumbled, yawning lightly. "Let's take a nap."
"I...okay," Azul's voice sounded resigned and they felt him shift underneath them. His arms came to cradle them— an attempt at cuddling so very Azul that they couldn't help but laugh. They helped him out, nestling into his side and using their blazer as a blanket for the both of them.
Yuu secretly smiled, reminding themselves to thank the tweels for their, mm, hint prior to entering the room.
"Azul's going to make a request from me? And I should accept no matter what?"
"Yup, yup! Just be a good Shrimpy and do it~"
"It is a beneficial request for both you and Azul, so please consider it."
So you could say that Yuu knew that something would be happening this whole time. Well...what Azul doesn't know wouldn't kill him right? For now they enjoyed the feeling of Azul's hand tracing patterns into their back as they lied there together. It certainly was a first kiss to remember.
ty for reading this very randomly written azul kisser fic jsdkfjsfk if you'd like to see more, check out my masterlist <3
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#twisted wonderland#disney twst#twst#jade leech#azul ashengrotto#floyd leech#thats how it be sometime
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ARARARARAA 😭😭😭😭 anon ur so sweet lmao and i dont really blame you cause i ended up loosing interest in jojo entirely cause of all the drama too but mine was different drama cause idk who the luigi kid is but im very interested now for the story time lol so if you wanna hmu im all ears for it
and it makes me happy that you enjoyed my silly little content and enjoyed my work cause i made that blog during a v lonely time in my life and just wanted to have some fun and do dumb things so im glad it was able to bring some joy to people cause it helped me out a lot too and i do miss it sometimes but im too tired to do daily blogs and art now lol and aaahh you made me fanart too?? who are you 😭😭😭
AND YEAH OCTATRIO ARE SO CRINGE BUT THEYRE MY CRINGE PISS BABIES AND I WILL FIGHT ANYONE WHO ARE MEAN TO THEM and yeah lol jade oishis unite even tho i flop between all three of them so im just a general octatrio oshi but theyre still all my baby boys like i got three holes for a reason 😤💪
and while i dont know much about BB but i do love yanas artstyle and chara designs they really are top tier, also i dont really care to hear the internets opinions about taboo stuff cause theyre all terminally online so i just know theyre all headasses with shit onions lol i just wanna enjoy shit in peace
i cant wait for diasomnia either cause i just wanna see all the cringe things idia has to say cause he was the reason i was interested in twst when it was first revealed so he still has a special place in my heart and i want to bully him, im not too into the details for most of the stuff thats not released in eng yet but i do look at spoilers sometimes lol so i have a general idea RIP MINNA DE YAHO THE ONE THING I WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO
lol ty for thinking so highly of me tho, it always a surprise when i find out i have/had fans of my work whether it be past stuff or present youre always welcome either here or on my main, friend
#also dont tell anyone but im also a rook and vil oshi#:pensive: mmnhgmnhgnm i cant explain it but the two of them just do it to me man THEY DO IT TO ME#i just wanna be a whore with my oshis is that too much to ask for#i dont wanna go into a deep dive about why this author or work is bad and if i like it then i need to kdy im too old and tired for it#im gonna become cogita and live in the middle of no where drinking tea and wearing fancy dresses and no one bothers me#and also use historically important tablets as a cutting board for funsies#anon ask
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“I don’t know how else to say this… do you want to make out on my couch?”
Part 3
GN!Reader x Octavinelle (Azul, Floyd, Jade)
Smooching, implied mutual pining and suggestive themes, but nothing explicit. Reader is not physically described.
Savannahclaw | Scarabia
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“Prefect, if you wanted to make a deal you could have just…” Azul seems to have begun reciting a canned response, one hand splayed on his chest and the other beginning to push up his glasses until he perfectly freezes in place at the realization of just what it was you asked him.
His icy eyes snap to yours in bewilderment and for once the ever-prepared businessman looks like he got hit by a truck. You weren’t going to pass this chance by.
“Oh? So you are on the table? I guess everything has a price, huh?” You giggle, smoothing your hands around the hem of his collar. You take advantage of the proximity to stare at his nervously bobbing adam's apple as Azul thickly swallows. Oh man, it’s mean to tease him like this… but…
“If having you were my wish, what would it cost me?” you say, looking up your lashes at Azul to gauge his reaction.
Azul’s mouth opens and closes uselessly, his ears flush crimson as he desperately tries to will the stalled gears in his head to turn again. You weren’t sure if he’d even looked cuter than he did right now.
“Ahah… well, I mean… this is an unprecedented request so I would need to calculate my uh expenses, the payroll deductions, line item taxes and…” his babbling trails off, clearly not sure of what he possibly is supposed to do in this situation.
He studied night and day, he voraciously devoured every single written word he could, academic and… less so as well… but in the index cards of his learning that he shuffled desperately through to find an answer, he was drawing a blank.
Azul finally broke eye contact with you and gazed towards the ground in thought, crossing his arms as his face spread into a soft smile.
“F-For you…” he pointed his finger into the distance as if he was indicating a point on a map you should see. He complimented this pose by tilting his head inquisitively to the side, handsomely framing his face with the longest curl of his silver hair
“It’s… it’s on the house.” he finally finished. Unfortunately, his attempt at a suave swoon-worthy line did not quite deliver the impact he wanted it to. Azul was flushing even deeper than he had been before trying to lay a cringy line on you. Oh god, why is he trying to be cool right now?
“Oh…” you gasped softly, “well, aren’t I just the luckiest?” you say with a grin. Taking the opportunity of your response causing Azul to lower his arms in relief, you grasped Azul by his lapels and pulled him forward into you. You carefully placed and most gentle kiss you could manage on him.
At first, Azul’s arms hovered at his sides, seemingly mirroring the frozen state he was in when you had first asked your scandalously forward question.
Within a brief second of pause, his hands were on you, desperately grasping and groping at every bit of you he could touch. Azul’s breathing sped up as he quietly moaned and gasped into your rapidly intensifying kiss.
When you two finally separated, Azul’s chest was heaving, his eyes were glassy and his perfect waves were mussed and thrown about.
Setting his mouth in a straight line, Azul looks at you with determination. Just as you were about to ask him why he was screwing up his lovely face, you felt yourself being lifted from the ground and Azul quickly tromped the both of you across the ratty living room, over to your well-worn couch.
You gasped in surprise but quickly remembered just how strong mermen seemed to be, even if they weren’t the most graceful on land. While Azul had never been one for flying during PE, you had caught him lifting suspiciously heavy objects more than once in other scenarios.
Throwing you down in a way that was perhaps less graceful than he intended, Azul nevertheless climbed on top of you in a hurry, his breath being barely visible in the air of the cool night.
His blue eyes shined from the moonlight streaming into the Ramshackle lounge, but the low light did little to hide the sheen of spit on his lips and the reddening of every square inch of his visible body.
Azul’s hands were all over you yet again, and with the amount he was able to do so quickly, you would think that he had more than two of them. Lovingly stroking, tugging, testing, caressing, it felt like he was afraid that if he stopped for even a moment he would miss something vitally important.
Hat on the ground, scarf tossed to the side, Azul set upon the rest of the garters and contraptions that held his dapper uniform to his body. He repeatedly got distracted by seeing you below him, and just as soon as he would remove one glove, he would jump back to you, smothering your skin with his touch and then undoing one or two buttons of your own. It was slow going, but you wouldn’t have it any other way.
“Look… prefect…” Azul began, his eyes earnestly staring into yours with an indiscernible emotion. He sighed deeply and started his full sentence again.
“You… you’re not signing a contract with me but… regardless I’m…” his eyes drifted off to the side, clearly contemplating how to finish his declaration.
“I am swearing to you right now. I will-! I will write it down if you want me to…” he said, his voice getting louder and more confident.
“Regardless I… I am going to do everything I can to make sure that you will never forget tonight.”
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“Oh? Are you trying to come on to a poor innocent eel, like me, shrimpy?”
Floyd’s eyes seem to practically glow with mirth as he leans close to examine your face, cocking his head to the side as he slips ever closer. His ever-present slouch seems to against all reason make him seem even larger when he’s using it to crowd you like this.
“I never thought that you would try to take advantage of my innocence, you know? Poor sweet me. A naive little moray amongst all of these cunning humans…” Floyd's shoulders are visibly shaking as he seems to barely be able to contain his giggles.
You came this far though, and he hasn’t said no.
Calling his bluff, you snake closer to his ear and push his long strand of dark hair back behind it.
“Do you want that, Floyd? Do you want me to sully your squeaky-clean reputation? To take advantage of you? ”
Floyd’s eyes widen as he stands eerily still for just a moment. After a few seconds of you genuinely worrying if he needed to blink, Floyd finally closed his eyes and fully shook with the laughter that he had been holding back through the entire conversation.
Wiping a tear from his eye, he gasped a few more times until finally settling down, eyes sparkling as he again leaned back down to crowd you just as he had been a minute before, quickly getting back into the character. You weren't sure why he was so attached to this bit, but you were willing to play along.
Putting his hands on either side of your head, he grinned in a way that best put his sharp teeth on display as Floyd proceeded to pin you to the door like a butterfly waiting to be mounted on a frame. All this talk about being helpless and he was going to be the one pinning you down, huh?
“I hope you understand what you’re getting into.” He whispers before finally closing the gap between his mouth and yours.
His kisses are messy and unrefined, but even so, you could tell that he wanted them just as badly as you had.
You could hear Floyd quietly whimper and sigh against your lips, chasing you every time you tried to separate from him to grab a breath and insistently pulling you back against him.
“Heya… shrimpy…” Floyd finally pulls away and rests his forehead against yours, speaking in between labored pants, his bright eyes boring into your own.
“You really want me, right? This is really happening, right?”
You weren’t sure why he was asking, but you nodded.
“Yes… I really…” he cuts you off with his mouth again and his left-hand drifts to the doorknob behind you to throw it open, tripping you both in the process.
You land on the ground with a yelp, while Floyd just lands on top of you, eyes dreamy and grin wide.
“Hey…. Can I? Do you want to?”
You sigh at him in fond exasperation.
“Do I want to do what, Floyd?”
Floyd’s giggles seem to keep him from speaking as he lowers his face to your neck to nip and playfully pepper you with the ghosts of kisses.
“Do you want to go further?”
You were mildly surprised to hear Floyd ask so respectfully, but were a little less impressed to see that he had been stripping without waiting to hear your answer.
“Floyd! You’re not even gonna wait to see if I say yes?” His eyes widen for just a moment as he stops himself with his shirt tangled around his head and the long sleeves wrapped around his neck in a stranglehold. He blinks owlishly and then puts his arms down carefully, trying not to rip the clothes that you feel he would have shredded if he were in a worse mood.
“...oh, yeah.” He pulls down his shirt for just a moment as he stares at you, holding perfectly still as he stares at you expectantly.
“The answer is yes.' you say, immediately flinching at the happy squeal that erupts from Floyd as he resumes tossing the clothing that was already partially hanging off of his body halfway across the room.
Floyd tackles you back to the floor and peppers your face in small ticklish kisses, you giggle and swat at him but he refuses to give it up.
“Shrimpy?”
“Yes, Floyd?”
“I hope you’re ready to take responsibility for being such a bad influence on sweet, little ol’ me.” he says, a malicious grin once again spreading across his face.
“It might take all night.”
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Complete and utter silence. If you didn’t know better you would have thought that Jade didn’t hear you, but you were well aware that he had.
You turned slowly to look at him, preparing yourself to be turned down. People don’t just sit in silence because they’re stoked about what just happened, right?
To your surprise, Jade seemed to just be observing you, hand on his chin like you were a specimen under his watch, a slight smile washing over his features as he waited patiently.
He seemed to be waiting for something, which honestly pisses you off considering the fact that the person who had just risked it all in a moment of horny weakness was you and not him. You could feel the tips of your ears burning as you tried to keep your composure.
“… Jade?”
“Yes, Prefect?”
“Are you going to respond?”
Jade tapped his gloved finger to his chin, innocently tilting his head to the side in a facade of faux confusion that greatly contrasted with the smug air that oozed out of his every pore.
“I was just basking in the moment,” Jade stated frankly, finally taking a slow step to close the gap between you.
Jade peeled off his gloves and stuffed them into his jacket pocket, trailing his now bare hand down your forearm to lace his fingers in between yours.
It felt strangely intimate, to tell the truth. His skin was shockingly soft and you marvel at how immaculate his hands appear to be even though both his job and hobbies involve working with his hands.
Jade slowly tugs you inside and proceeds to elegantly settle himself on your couch, allowing you to flop unceremoniously opposite him.
He’s staring again, but his smile seems more genuine this time, not like his usual grin that never touches his eyes. This smile felt fond and disarming, a smile that you were not sure you ever had the pleasure of seeing before.
Jade reached over and threaded his fingers at the base of your head, tangling his grasp in your hair and gently tugging at your roots. Soft but still insistent, he pulls you forward to him.
His other hand deftly began unbuttoning your collar, pushing the fabric to the side to get a better view of your clavicle. Jade’s hand drifted lower and pressed firmly against the left side of your chest. At first glance, you might think that he was feeling you up, but you soon realized that he was actually trying to feel your heartbeat.
“Can I conduct an experiment? I promise it will be a pleasant one,” he said softly, his mismatched eyes drifting to your lips thoughtfully.
With a swallow, you slowly nodded. You could only hope he was telling the truth.
Jade’s body pushed further into yours until you could finally feel his petal-soft lips gliding over yours, warm breath mixing in gasps and murmurs.
“Hahh… just as I thought,” Jade mumbles as you part reluctantly from a particularly heated kiss. “It sped up. That means you meant it, right?”
Your face flushed at his implication. Does he think you would try to come on to him as a joke?
“Of course I meant it!” you said with a frown.
“I know,” Jade responded, lowering his face to kiss at the point where your shoulder met your neck. “I just had to prove it.”
Your breathing sped up as you tried not to make pathetic noises while Jade nursed on your pulse point. After a moment, his forehead landed on your shoulder with a quiet thump, and Jade heaved a quiet sigh. You look down at him questioningly, smoothing down his hair with your palm as he sat in silence.
“I think I am going to have to spend some time finding out just how fast I can make it beat,” he said finally, springing up from his place against your shoulder to push you back-first onto the couch.
His hands were quick, one working up the hem of your shirt as the other traced your bottom lip with his thumb.
“Alas, there’s only one way to find out for sure, hmm? This will be a fine study, don't you think?”
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TWST react to 'Welcome To The Black Parade' playing on the radio
breaks into a cold sweat and gets embarrassing middle school flashbacks
♡Vil Cater Azul Deuce
starts singing along like their life depends on it
♡Lilia Leona Ace Floyd
sings along as well but is crying
♡Idia
sitting and listening like a normal person
♡Malleus
sitting and listening but silently vibing
♡Jade Jamil Rook
knows the song but doesnt understand the hype
♡Trey
doesnt know the song and doesnt understand the hype
♡Jack Riddle
doesnt know the song but is happy to listen to anything you want
♡Ortho Kalim
doesnt know the song but is emotionally feeling it now
♡Sebek Epel Ruggie
knows the song from when lilia would play and sing along loudly so now he thinks its nap time
♡Silver
#twisted wonderland#disney twst#jade leech#azul ashengrotto#cater diamond#floyd leech#riddle rosehearts#ace trappola#deuce spade#trey clover#leona kingscholar#jack howl#ruggie bucchi#jamil viper#kalim al asim#vil schoenheit#epel felmier#rook hunt#idia shroud#ortho shroud#malleus draconia#lilia vanrouge#silver vanrouge#sebek zigvolt#hate tagging all thesemfs#still need to make a tier list of my fave mcr sons and which twst chara i personally think would vibe to the most#>why are you inplaying vil had a mcr middle school phase#WHILE HE WOULDNT BE DRESSING GOTH OR SHOWING THAT HE LIKE IT-#YOU COULDNT TELL ME THAT HE WOULDNT COME HOME FROM SCHOOL AND LIE ON HIS BED DRAMATICALLY AND LISTEN TO IT FUCK YOU#vil does 3am goth makeup pass it on
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