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Avengers: College Edition

Steve: Criminal Justice and Studio Art double major. He doesn't want to torture himself with anything difficult and still wants to study what he loves. He is still an over achiever though. Highkey hates frat parties, saw someone twerking upside down and almost cried but stayed because hes the designated driver (responsible KING). prefers small get togethers with his friends. Roommates with sam and bucky!! Joins Criminal Justice club, jokingly rivals with Engineering (Tonys Club) Everyone on campus loves him including the professors, wins Homecoming king and is very happy. Sam jokingly asks to be his queen, Bucky butts in and says "NO, im his queen". Can be found in the library or art studio, usually with ink or pencil markings on his hands.

Tony: Obvi an engineering KING has physics as a minor. procrastinates to the max "No Bruce I have everything under control" *crams for 46 hours straight on a constant IV drip of Redbull and coffee* Super smart and helps draw the blueprint for the new engineering building. Roomies with Bruce! Tony was in a frat for a bit his freshmen year but hated it and wanted real friends (Throws better parties anyway) met Bruce and all the other avengers during a 1301 intro class. Pulls women like no tomorrow. On the presidents list every semester and tutors math for free on the side. He is basically the Dad in STEM. Tries hitting on Natasha but she is just like :/ nah, when her and bruce start dating tony is surprised because bruce is his "quiet little cinnamon roll." Tony constantly teases bruce and is like "yall fuckin (;" Steve butts in "tONY PLZ I JUST WANT TO WATCH THIS MOVIE" Bruce is thankful for steves intervention. You know how he rivals Steves Criminal Justice club? He butts heads with Business Clubs leader (Pepper) until everyone catches them together at a party. Has a caffeine addiction. Works out with Thor and Bucky one day in the rec and almost dies.

Bruce: Physics and Engineering double major (Hardworking KING) In math club with Vision and Wanda. He loves being roomies with Tony because it helps him out of his shell. Likes to draw with Steve sometimes and enjoys the quiet. Doesn't procrastinate and gets things done in a timely manor. 4.0 icon we all strive to be. Him and Nat already know each other, but bond and get a lot closer while studying in the library and they eventually start dating. He takes her coffee when she works across campus and is always almost late to class because of that (He doesn't care though bc thats his BABY) "Um.. Bruce your class is in 5 minutes" "Okay and?.....Wait I have an ex-" *Sprints to his building* Takes boxing at night with Thor, Bucky, Sam and Steve!!! Loves sparring with Thor and can surprisingly take the big buy on pretty well. Gets his butt kicked by Natasha in a MMA class though.

Natasha: Majors in Criminal Justice and Minors in Psychology. Ballet club AND MOCK TRIAL!! Has a Job at the Criminal Justice Deans office and takes MMA classes on the side. She is on Mock Trial with Loki and they actually get along quiet well once they stop butting heads about the case. Introduces Sam and Wanda to dance and they have so much fun. Coffee dates with Bruce!! Her and Steve become RAs in the following years and are the coolest RAs you know. Prefers night classes, Bruce walks her to all of them. Psychology classes are her favorite and really wants to help children one day. Volunteers at a daycare during breaks. Sis can really out drink Tony and Thor. Puts Wanda under her wing and helps her with fafsa and what not. Her and Bucky get the Russian language credit by simply testing out. Has her sh!t together and while she has a lot on her plate she can take it. She is really the Mom of the group. Can be found dancing or with Bruce. Her and Clint are icons in psychology classes.

Clint: Deaf Studies with education minor! (we stan deaf clint in the comics) In the Archery club and wins nationals for the Uni. Loves to draw with Steve. Helps Bruce ask Natasha out! PRANK ICON! loves to do prank wars with tony, bucky, loki and sam. Was in the same frat with Tony but hated it as well. While he seems to have a more reserved demeanor he is still the life of the party. (Like he knows people at the clubs ya know?) Can get in anywhere and helps everyone rent out a club for the night in celebration of midterms being over. Loves reading in the library and loves morning classes and being productive early in the day. Cracks Tonys netflix and hulu passwords (no tony... tonyr0cks69 is not good enough) Wants to teach at a school for the Deaf. Bruce sets him up with a girl from engineering and that is his future wife.

Thor: Physical Education major and Communications minor! Here on a football scholarship and is in a frat (not the asshole one tony was in) and is a partying ICON. Tries to get Loki to party but Loki just wants to drink wine with the cat he snuck into his dorm. Learns Sign from Clint to prepare for his career in education. Loves working out with Bucky, Sam and Steve. Takes up boxing during football off season and spars with Bruce. Despite being everyones fav himbo he gets really good grades and is a very good writer. Loki dorms across the hall from him. Thor actually rooms with Peter. Peter is the freshman baby and Thor takes peter under his wing and introduces him to everyone and helps him with college stuff in general. Also hooks him up with MJ and brings him to the occasional boxing session. Has a loud booming laughter you can hear in all floors of the library when he sees a funny meme. One time he actually makes a very good point and notices a flaw in one of Tony and Bruces projects leaves everyone stunned. Picks on Loki in big brother fashion. Unironically calls weed the devils lettuce.

Loki: Pre-Law and Criminal Justice. LOVES to argue. (Devils advocate ass) In Mock Trial and Criminal Justice Club. Tony jokingly calls him steves sexy secretary in CJ club. Loves Mock Trial and is the president with Nat as his right hand woman. Sneaks a cat he found at the shelter into his dorm and names it muffin. Stays in the Library writing or going over cases. The one time he was taking Natasha a copy of the Mock Trial case packet and caught her and bruce smooching. (He screeched) "Haha funny joke yall heres the case packet BYE." He automatically texts the group chat "i think nAT AND BRUCE HAVE SOME TEA FOR US HMM". Lets Peter and Bruce come over to his dorm because he knows their roommates can get a little too much sometimes. Loki also becomes an avid twitter user and thats how he gains popularity on campus. (He called the uni out for their awful and expensive parking) Was able to convince the Dean with tony and steve to create a new parking lot. Caffeine addict!!! Him and Tony always bump into each other at the coffee shop. Brings baked goods to meet ups with the gang. Loves to play pranks (especially on Tony) Him and Bucky come up with a genius prank on him and even get pepper involved. Best dressed on campus and is in the fashion club. He is the embodiment of dark academia.

Sam: Criminal Justice Major with Aerospace Engineering minor. Gets introduced to Bucky and Steve during move in and they literally become brothers. Is both in Criminal Justice Club and Engineering Club. In the Historically Black Frat on campus and takes huge pride in that. Parties with tony and thor BIG TIME. Procrastinates by throwing paper airplanes at Bucky until Bucky is like "Um...dude your paper is due in like two hours." At that moment Sam got into work faster than he ever had. Loves gossip sessions with Loki and Wanda. Works out a lot with Bucky, Steve and Thor to get rid of stress. When he and Bucky finish a final they go to loki's dorm and ask "Hey can we see your cat." Helps prep food for friends-giving and decorates the dorm for holidays. HATES 8ams so so so much. Steve promises him pancakes if he gets up and goes. Binge watches shows during weekends and screams when Destiel is finally canon. Loves running and gets a Track Scholarship when Thor gets him to join a sport. Gets Peter to join track.

Bucky: criminal justice major and psychology minor. Buck is also in ballet club with Nat, it really helps him relax and gives him a free space to think (also he runs that shit like no ones business) Criminal justice club as well and LOVES to work out and box. One time Sam accompanies him to ballet and Bucky pushes Sam into a split... the scream was heard for miles. "Sam ballet is good for athletes it helps w-" "Yeah but its not good for my balls" Doesn't willingly procrastinate but once in awhile he will forget an assignment, you best believe his eyes will snap open from his nap and get to work asap. For one of his psyche labs he had to question Steve as if he were Steve's therapist to which Steve responds "Hey bro you dont have to hit a nerve that deep" He also likes to do dance with peter since it helps him get away from Thor for a bit. Not a big partier but once the weight of finals are off his chest you best believe he will go all out. Picks on Nat and says hes gonna steal her man, to which tony interjects and says "Not if I do first" Bucky also has a very comfy dorm, comfy lighting and tons of pillows, the man loves his sleep... and so does everyone else. Sometimes he finds peter, sam, THOR, tONY EVERYONE just napping in his bed before their study time. Overall, bucky is a smart boy and his time in college is kind to him.

Wanda: English Major and Education Minor. After being an orphan Wanda knows what it feels like to not have a parental figure there and she wants to change that for other kids by becoming an english teacher. She volunteers at an orphanage, specifically the one her and pietro were in for a brief moment when they came to the states. She loves to draw as well and takes plenty of art classes with steve. She paints a portrait of the entire gang and gives it to tony as a graduation present (he cried). She loves to do volunteer work for children and also spend a lot of time in the library, She helped Nat calm down before Bruce asked her out. Her and Loki are in constant competition for best dressed. "Loki ill let you win best dressed but you have to let me see your cat" "ugh fine... btw your shirt doesnt match your boots" "hEY" Her and Peter take alot of intro classes together and are constantly running around craft stores trying to get the right stuff for projects. Visits Vision at his Job on Campus and he visits her where she volunteers and eventually they start dating. She is constantly getting visited by pietro at 4am asking "Um do you have milk" "Pietro its 4am what do you ne-" "my OREOS"

Pietro: Track star business major, frat ICON with Thor. poor boy is STRESSED he hates college and is here on a track scholarship, constantly late and running around getting shit done. Queen of late assignments but still gets them graded because he is in Track. Yeah he has alot on his plate but he still parties with thor for hours. When he is drowning in assignments Clint is always there to help him, Bruce also helps him with biology and the more science-y classes. Likes to mess around and race sam at track practice. Not into coffee but will run on all the monster energy drinks you could possibly buy. Seriously is tired of 8 a.m courses, he just wants to nap after practice. Walks into the study room that everyone was in and actually looks more sleep deprived than tony. He gets a lot of tips from steve on how to have an easier time in college and it really helps him.

Vision: Grad student working on a civil engineering masters and a TA. Meets Wanda in the library and she asks him where the biographies are. He mistakenly says they are on the 2nd floor "Uh theyre actually on the third" "Then why did you ask?" "Cause I wanted to talk to you :)" He swooned. Through Wanda he met Tony and Bruce and became their best friend, He helped out a lot with engineering club and got them far. He spends a lot of time doing research for his masters degree, he loves relaxing with the group on weekends and picks on pietro as if he is already apart of the family. Him and Loki bond over intellectual conversations from time to time. Bruce and Nat go on double dates with him and Wanda. Went to a bar once with tony and bruce and had to stop tony from singing Queens entire discography, he had the best night that night. Helps everyone with getting into jobs and into grad school in general while everyone helps him let loose and have some fun.

Peter: Peter is a Physics major and eventually works his way up to biochemistry. (hardworking icon) He is the freshman baby of the group and is introduced to them through Thor. He dances with Buck and Nat sometimes as well. Tony obviously takes peter under his wing and helps him with assignments. One time everyone was in the same study room and him and pietro have a redbull shot gunning challenge. When Peter wins Thor picks him up and almost yeets the poor boy into the ceiling. "VERY WELL DONE YOUNG PARKER YOU SHOULD BE DOING THAT WITH BEER IN NO TIME." "Thor plz" Tony and Thor help him ask MJ out and even spy on them during a dinner date. (Imagine thor with sunglasses and a scarf around his head pretending to be tonys date) He feels so accepted in college because of the gang and gets all his work done on time. Goes out of his way to get everyone christmas presents and is so excited for friendsgiving. Becomes a little stressball during finals and midterms and stays in the library till it closes. He spots loki alot in there and helps loki with science classes while loki helps him with political science classes. He meets MJ through wanda and is obviously blushing the whole time while being introduced. Gets embarrassed when the guys flirt with aunt may. "guys plz stop" This is when Sam earns his "milf hunter" nickname. "Pete hows your aunt?" "She doesnt want you sam i-" its not like that... actually it is like that"

Coulson: Alumni Icon. Is the gangs Intro professor and is the reason why everyone meets eachother. (the class was chaotic indeed) Coulson loved that class so much and he still gets visited by everyone from time to time. He is obviously close with Nick. They were there that night when Tony was signing Queen at the bar and couldnt help but laugh.

Nick Fury: Dean for criminal justice and is heavily involved with criminal justice club and mock trial. He is tired of everyones shit as always. Makes a tiktok account for the criminal justice club and has no idea how to manage social media so gets Loki to help. Has to delete it when Loki commented "hah losers" on the engineering tiktoks page. He looks intimidating but in his office he has a picture with the club and has all the gifts he gets on display. (He even framed lokis comment because it was hilarious afterall)

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loki: how good of a mood are you in right now?

thor: what did you do?

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Avengers in a Zoom Meeting

Steve: “is that a new energy drink?”

beyond confused, and becomes frustrated because he’s always punctual. tony helps him figure it out eventually, but he’s hacked the program so now Steve's virtual background is permanently a picture of nick dressed as Hatsune Miku

Tony: purposefully leaves himself off mute so he can talk back. he’s the reason why fury permanently changes the meeting settings (tony hacks the meeting and turns his mic back on anyway) is the one who goofs off the most if they were to do break out rooms.

Natasha: is on her phone the whole time, and she and Bruce zoom together. books it once Bruce spills his coffee cause she knows what’s coming. the team has a zoom intervention to put an end to her shopping after the amazon mask incident.

Bruce: suggested zoom in the first place. has been doing zoom since before quarantine and is assigned to help nick set things up. he’s the most well behaved, and would be the one to say “guys focus” in break out rooms. onetime he spilled a fresh cup of coffee on his crotch and hulked tf out. unfortunately, the recording of that zoom meeting has made its rounds as social media and the teams facial expressions from the video are now popular reaction pics.

Clint: zooms from home. gives everyone a glimpse into his family life. sometimes his kids will sit around him and color or talk. “daddy why does Mr. Fury have an eyepatch?” sometimes nick will engage with the kids and let them talk during the meetings. leaves the meeting as soon as Sam starts messing around.

Thor: he does one of two things. watches tiktoks the entire time or doesn’t join the meeting period. one meeting he’s cracking up and nick gets angry. “thor is there something you’d like to share with the rest of us? are you gonna keep sitting there laughing and being disruptive?” shows them #hulkout is trending and essentially people are recording themselves pretending to hulk out during their zoom meetings. Bruce is mortified.

Loki: does not attend the meetings ever....and the one time he’s forced to sit in on one, he complains and tells everyone to shut up the whole time. “you mewling quims I have episodes of greys anatomy to catch up on! are you all done inconveniencing me yet?”

Sam: he and tony moan and talk loudly the WHOLE time. they are disruptive and say the wackiest things. “I just took the greatest sh*t of my life” one time Sam joins the meeting dressed as nick and mimics/echoes everything he says. Bucky is embarrassed to be in the same room with him at first, and then he joins in on the antics.

Bucky: sits with Sam, because he can’t figure the program out and honestly has no desire to. is annoyed with Sam's tomfoolery at first but soon he, tony, and Sam become the reason why nick ultimately stops the zoom meetings all together. one time he and Sam quoted that salami lid tiktok for 30 mins before realizing the others had left. “Da salami lid (da salami lid), Ain gon fit (won't fit), So da salami lid won't fit da salami lid (lid),Da salami ain gon fit like dat (da lid),So da salami lid (da salami lid) en is uh salami lid.”

Peter: he HATES zoom with a passion. baby is tired. he has to zoom all day for school on a set schedule and now he has to zoom for this too? logs in and then takes a nap the whole time. accidentally leaves his mic on and his snores interrupt the meeting. honestly, he doesn’t care either. peter parker is over it. periodt.

Wanda: shows up late with iced coffee. eventually nick stops letting her in, which she’ll just go sit with Pietro if that’s the case. honestly, she doesn’t care at all. definitely is on her phone or reading, and will get up and leave but leave her computer running. stops turning her camera on altogether.

Pietro: leaves to go get food and eats on camera. asks really stupid questions in the chat, and joins in on Sam, Bucky, and Tony's antics. Coulson stops letting them in the meetings, and they end up going to join someone else in their room to be disruptive there.

Vision: corrupts the meetings so he can go back to watching parks and rec and the office. doesn’t really join at all unless he’s forced to.

Nick: “IF YALL DONT SIT DOWN AND STFU I WILL ZOOM YOUR ASS INTO THE AFTER LIFE!” if you think peter is tired, fury is deceased. 100000000000/10 done. yells at Steve for having the totally edited pic of him dressed as miku as his background. he eventually gives up trying to hold meetings or talk and let’s Coulson do it. peter writes him a thank you/sorry note cause he eventually feels bad for sleeping

Coulson: dresses up as characters from books and shows and has matching as virtual backgrounds. he dressed up as Snape one day and Bucky got flashbacks to his winter soldier hair. definitely tries to make it fun for everyone. eventually snaps and yells at everyone for being rude.

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Peter: Mr. Stark, you're bleeding out a lot and are going to need a transfusion. what's your blood type?

Tony: ...b positive.

Peter [panicking]: I'm trying but you're bleeding a lot

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Avengers during quarantine

steve: takes it like a champ, the 40s had absolutely no technology so he’s used to spending long periods of time doing nothing. takes advantage and watches all the movies and shows on his ever growing pop culture list, and upgrading his bike. is required to make infomercials. “remember folks; wash your hands, wear a mask, and social distance.”

tony: helps steve film his infomercials, and gets so pissy when steve doesn’t take his directions that he makes his own. “fine if you won’t do a full fireworks display, i will!” builds yet another array of suits (that aren’t murderous this time), and other completely tricked out gadgets and suits for the team. makes a city out of nats amazon boxes, and lives in it for 3 days before bruce accidentally hulks out and destroys it.

natasha: gets wine drunk and online shops. she’s the sole reason for the amount of amazon and other mail carrier boxes that start to pile up in the garage; you could build a miniature version of half of manhattan with them. buys masks in bulk, but they’re all different kinds. some are plain black, or regular medical grade. others are either weird cartoon mouths or super kawaii glittery sanrio type masks. the type of wine affects the type of mask she orders. bruce ends up hiding her mastercard.

bruce: he knows the severity of the pandemic, and is grateful for the stay at home orders. very big on cleaning constantly and wearing masks. he spends quarantine doing science experiments, and even tries to help find a cure or solution. almost hulks out when the home order is lifted prematurely, and he catches glimpses of the “bar lives matter” protests. spends time relaxing with natasha and tony. despite the obvious stress, its the most relaxed hes been in yrs.

clint: being the family man he is, obviously quarantines at home. he’s happy to have a prolonged break from the team, and more bonding time with his wife and kids. they play video games, make frog shaped bread, and he teaches his kids sign language. by the 4th month of quarantine they’re all almost completely communicating in sign. tony gets mad at him for not inviting him over to make frog bread.

thor: gets stuck at the avengers facility, and it is recommended that he stay on earth so as not to risk spreading to asgard. he sticks to playing fortnite and eating vast amounts of poptarts. he freaks out a little when his stash runs out and is the sole reason why the secret facilitys address gets leaked. makes friends with the grocery delivery person every time, and over tips.

loki: big time germaphobe!!! walks around with a mask and gloves at all times, probably showers several times a day. hoards lysol, wipes, and clorox, and only gives his stash to the others. although peter claims he saw him donating some to a women’s shelter. gets called out on a facebook mom group he was in (trying to keep track of stores with cleaning tings in stock) for hoarding. “sorry you refuse to get up at 5 am to shop jill. i am a god you dull creature, and i will not be bullied by a woman with a jersey duck nail!”

sam: baker affff, he shows up late to a meeting one day with a tray of cinnamon rolls and fury absolutely looses his mind. "HEHE I MADE CINNAMON ROLLS WITH A-" and nick is like "YOU’RE LATE! WE WERE SUPPOSED TO START 2 HOURS AGO! YOU CAN TAKE YOUR CINNAMON ROLLS AND SHOVE THEM RIGHT UP YOUR A-" "I PUT APPLES IN THEM" goes crazy spending most of his time in the kitchen. attempts to make thor poptarts.

bucky: he and steve are literally the kings of quarantine. bucky gets through the pop culture bucket list with steve, and actually tries to bond with his team mates. he falls into a rabbit hole of conspiracy videos (fully believes that paul mcartney died in the 60s, and if her brother didn’t kill her....then jon benet is definitely katy perry) and urban exploration videos and makes a list of places to explore when the stay at home order lifts.

peter: he goes absolutely crazy. he has to resume classes online, he feels stuck in his small room. eventually, may sends him upstate to the avengers facility where he has more freedom to roam around within a safe space. he can be found on facetime with MJ doing homework, or pranking the others with pietro and thor.

wanda: definitely spends time rereading popular series. i’m talking twilight, percy jackson, hunger games, vladimir tod etc. if you read it in middle school, it’s on her shelf. mostly orders through amazon, but as soon as the pandemic dies down a little shes at a book store stocking up. (side-note: shes team edward and definitely wants to be alice for halloween)

pietro: he rarely gets sick, but when he does it’s absolute hell! he panic buys toilet paper, lysol, and bath and body works sanitizers (specifically stress relief, noir, and warm vanilla sugar) he goes with loki to shop and speeds over to the tp and cleaning product aisle to shove things in his basket. he’s the sole reason why they start putting a limit on how much you can purchase. he doesn’t get sick at all, but definitely becomes a hypochondriac by month 2. he forms towers and statutes out of his massive collection of tp and sanitizers, and nick berates him and loki for hoarding.

vision: accesses different stan and fandom databases so he can carry a conversation with wanda about her interests. she's glad to be able to speak with someone other than peter and MJ about these things, cause she lowkey feels like she bothers them. he accidentally downloads a corrupt kpop file and can only speak in black pink and bts songs for a good two weeks till tony helps reboot his system.

nick: if you’re a covidiot, he knows. he has your name, ip, social security, list of allergies etc. and he’s not afraid to tell you he does. starts threatening people on social media under an anonymous account, and becomes very popular on twitter. his “stans” tell him to “dox” people but he doesn’t know what that means. not saying nick fury is anonymous but if the v for vendetta mask fits 👀

coulson: literally lives on tiktok, and becomes THE dad of tiktok. he dances, bakes, does “hey i’m proud of you kiddo” type povs, does tutorials on how to shave, change your oil/tire. he even helps a tiktok creator reclaim their sound from some pervy povs. refuses to tell nick what “dox” means.

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Tony: I’m cool! I’m hip! I’m down with the youngsters! I’m- I’m-

Peter: Don’t. Don’t you say it-

Tony: I’m on fleek!

Peter: *cringes out of existence*

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iw can go shove itself where the sun don’t shine

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Requests are open!!!

Hi everyone!!! So sorry for the hiatus, the past few weeks have been hectic! admin A and I are currently getting ready to go back to uni in the midst of a hurricane and, of course, the pandemic.

We are so thankful for all the love our blog has gotten in such a short amount of time and we will be posting more now that we’ve been settling into the changes!

Our ask box is open so please leave requests and send in submissions for any crack avengers AUs or any concepts you have for marvel in general!

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Chris Evans as Steve Rogers in Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)

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Steve: What happens if I press the accelerator and the break at the same time?

Peter: The car takes a screenshot.

Tony: For the last time, get the fuck out.

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Avengers + Breaking News Meme

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Concept: The One Where the Boys Go Randonauting

The “boys” is a group started by Pietro that includes: Sam, Bucky, Thor and Peter. At first it was solely so they could team up in fortnite or rainbow six siege, but then Peter starts to see an influx of, “Randonautica” tiktoks flood his fyp. Finally he brings up to the guys during a break in their gaming.

“Yeah it’s cool! Like you just download this app, press a few buttons and it gives you random locations! What do you guys think?”

sam: at first is skeptical...it’s hard to fathom that just thinking about a certain thing or feeling could lead you to a place. his mama taught him a long time ago not to mess with certain things, but if buck is in he’s in. plus, he’s the only reliable driver.

bucky: yes, he is in 100%. he’s really gotten into urban exploring and is very interested in metaphysical and manifestation related things. The app brings back the nostalgic feeling of when he and steve would go play adventurers in the abandoned warehouses in their neighborhood when they were kids. convinces sam to go, especially since he’s the best driver out of the group.

pietro: needs content for his youtube channel, figures it wouldn’t hurt. wants to manifest something like he’s seen on tiktok, wanda chastises him for purposefully seeking out something bad. he doesn’t care lol. #YOLO #doitfortheviews

thor: goes solely to stock up on poptarts and hang out with his #besties. He doesn’t fully get the concept of the app, but tags along anyway. saturdays are for the boys, and he ain’t missing out. “I do not understand this ‘randonautica’, but if we could stop at target so i can get more poptarts?”

The boys leave the facility at 5:30 fully equipped with masks, a charger, iced coffee, and some snacks.

peter and pietro make a playlist, but as soon as “Stupid Horse” by 100gecs comes on sam disconnects their bluetooth and gives bucky the aux. “I wanna listen to music not feel like i'm dropping acid y’all.”

At first they feel like they're not doing it right. If they’re being honest though they’re too busy goofing off to properly manifest. When they try to manifest something green, it takes them right back to the facility and makes them walk into Bruce’s lab. Bruce however is in human form and there is no sign of anything green in the room. Once back in the car, they become more serious. After clicking the proper buttons they begin to seriously focus on their intent, with “Don’t Fear the Reaper” playing in the background.

What is their intent?

sam: something out of place

bucky: something out of time

peter: something abandoned

pietro: something scary that’ll give him views lol

thor: poptarts, he ate them all

They receive coordinates to a location an hour away, and seemingly in the middle of nowhere. The car goes quiet, and it is at this point pietro stops filming. peter’s spidey senses are off the charts, and he almost wants to tell sam to turn around. thor is fast asleep.

Eventually they reach a heavily wooded area, and sam is grateful for the all terrain vehicle he borrowed from tony. As they follow old tire tracks deeper into the woods, peter becomes more anxious.

Suddenly they drive into a clearing and there is an old victorian style house, dilapidated and crumbling on it’s foundation. pietro begins to film again, and later upon editing he catches a glimpse of a torn curtain moving in a second story window.

As they move through the house, it is hard to determine when exactly the house was abandoned. bucky takes several pictures and is startled to find several news clippings with pictures of steve, himself, and the howling commandos. All dated from the WWII era, paraphernalia out of time.

Sam tries his best to text the others but this house is so out of place in the middle of the woods there's no cell service. It isn’t until he starts to see shadows in his peripherals that he tries to drag the guys out to the car and back home.

Thor is pleased to find a box of poptarts in the kitchen, but peter slaps them out of his hand before he can even try to eat them

“Young Parker! Why did you do that? I am absolutely famished!”

“Mr.Thor sir, those are past their expiration date. You’ll get sick!”

“The young parker has saved me from being poisoned! I am forever in your debt my 8 legged friend.” *pats peter really hard on the back*

Pietro is upstairs filming, as he wanders furthers away from the very weak and creaky staircase the voices of his companions fade. He also notices that there is a lack of ringing in his ears, total silence.

He opens a door to the attic and is walking around in the faint light looking, when suddenly the small room is flooded in darkness and the attic door is slammed shut. He freezes but is quick to turn the flash, and catches a black shadow zooming across the far wall.

“Very funny peter!”

“Who’s peter?”

Pietro screams and zooms down and out of the attic all the way into the car. The others are close behind him, and sam gets them the hell out of there. They never go randonauting again, and pietro’s video is trending on youtube for almost a week.

Bonus: Tony: * walks into the living room* i can’t believe it worked! C’mon out guys! Nice work. Bruce: *pressing buttons on an ipad, everything in the room flickers and its completely empty* glad to see the material function is working smoothly, maybe need to upgrade the bio scanners so the smells are more accurate though. Nat: *wearing a morph suit without the head, voices fades from deep monster to her normal timbre and she removes a mouth piece* might wanna see about making this mouthpiece easier to hold for long periods of time. Steve: *collecting his newspaper clippings* and maybe get your own props. Tony: all duly noted, not lets pack up and get home. Pepper will be pissed if i miss 90 day fiance.

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