Characters pulling their dear ones out of danger but, instead, taking the damage themselves

and smiling because their dear ones are fine and safe and—

why are they crying?

Deer Man got me again and it is the same hype since years agooo 😩😩😩

@reptile--queen thank you so so so so much for watching and sharing this with me 🥺💜❤

@lucatea held me at gunpoint to make this

Dumpster Girlfriend

(a funny alternate way Charlie found Vaggie, based off a quote in Ninjago Dragons Rising)

Charlie: (humming to herself as she takes out the trash after Extermination Day)

Charlie: (opens dumpster and goes to throw the trash in it but stops when she notices something inside)

Vaggie: (Curled up, eating thrown out noodles, still bleeding, looking up at Charlie with a single wide eye)

Charlie: (stares back at the random injured person in the dumpster)

Charlie: (proceeds to take Vaggie out of the dumpster and carries her in her arms back home) "Hmph, People throwing out perfectly good girlfriends, shameful"

Vaggie: (Just unable to process anything the cute demon lady said and just lets it happen)

oooh but to be pinned down against the panel control by alastor during that one scene in stayed gone. maybe you're one of his contracted souls. maybe you're one of the poor souls seeking redemption. maybe you're one of his friends, if the radio demon has such a thing. maybe you're playing spy for vox. doesn't matter - you're here during his showdown with vox.

his façade drops. you take a step back, until your hip hits the control panels. there's nowhere to run. not with him looming over you. his ever-present smile stretches impossibly wide, fangs bared, hot breath fanning your skin. saliva trickles down his gaping maw. your breath hitches when it hits the tender skin of your neck, lips parting in a silent gasp.

"i'm gonna make you wish that i'd stayed gone."

his body contorts and stretches, limbs elongating until he encases you, studies you - pupils like radio dials emerging from a pool of black. he's close. too close. oh, and he's pissed.

you've never seen something as terribly beautiful as him.

his claws dig in your chin, craning up your neck just short of humanely possible until you meet his stare. he sings, still, static digging into your very bones until it steals your breath away, until it's only you and the radio demon watching you like you're his last meal. oh, and he's snarling his verse, voice dripping with venom as he goes, as you drown into him.

there's a distorted chuckle in his voice, the richness of his laughter merging with that of his audience's.

"oh, this will be fun."

Vox can understand Velvette just fine. They don't necessarily need to get along all the time, but they have a mutually beneficial contract that guarantees her support in the most efficient way possible, just how they both like it, short and strict and to the point. Vox does not understand Valentino. It drives him unimaginably, disgustingly insane. He knows how to handle him, make no mistake. Valentino is a never-ending powerhouse that wrangles out content from his employees like there's no tomorrow. He's proven himself to be Vox's most lucrative investment yet. He is resourceful, well-connected and most importantly predictable enough to rein in. Because he listens to you, because he needs you.

He is also, undeniably, out of his goddamn mind. Yet you've already invested too much in the corporate empire you've built together and there is no point turning back now that you have him so close to your side. It's OK however! He couldn't possibly be stupid enough to throw away the best partnership deal he's ever had just for the sake of something petty cause -oh, wait - he genuinely might just be that stupid and you never would've guessed because he's so cocksure of his bullshit that 80% of the time it ends up working in his favor anyway.

Fuck his life indeed. The kicker for this of course is that Valentino, genuinely does believe he has struck gold with Vox. Valentino is a clingy, possessive, immature, perverted, sadistic, egotistical man-child with severe rage issues and zero impulse control. No he is not aware of this at all. No he does not know why nobody is able to tolerate him and why every single person he gets close to hates his guts with every inch of their burning rotting souls. All he knows is that hell has now given him a flat faced prince in shining liquid crystal armour, riding on a cash filled horse with promises of power and luxury, who's practically handing him success on a silver platter. Doesn't mean that Val trusts him, doesn't mean he doesn't enjoy seeing him lose his shit. But at the end of the day vox has his back, and as long as Val keeps calling for him, he'll eventually turn up and make everything better. Cause hey if Vox hasn't left him yet for this long he must be doing something right. Right?

HAZBIN HOTEL (2024): 1x04 - "Masquerade"

Hi yes hello this is my first sign of life in like, a month, this is real outta left field I know, I've been tied up by real life and also on my third rewatch of Hazbin Hotel, here's some doodles so I can get that out of my system

For some reason, Alastor was by far the most challenging to fit into my style, and I'm one of those people who mimic the expressions they're drawing, my face actively hurt during this

Katara: See, you messed with Aang, and now, I am going to FUCK YOU!

Azula:

Sokka: It’s fuck you off Katara.

Azula: Nono, let her talk.

Awaiting a vox solo villain song

This was the Hazbin Hotel version of the 7 page muda muda

Lilith thoughts I just had:

There is the “golden cage” theory in my mind, where she is in heaven but not out of “Hey Lu, I’m going to buy milk be right back”. Like she is convinced that her absence from hell is for the best (that being real or not I left to be seen)

But a more heart breaking thought came to me

She is the very first woman. All she knows of man is Adam, Lucifer and her possible observations of male sinners. Wouldn’t it be a punch to the gut that she left her husband and daughter behind (motive pending) and thought “this is for the best. Besides, they will move on. Adam sure did” because her frame of reference is extremely askew. Hell doesn’t have many monogamous relationships, and I can bet it’s a lot of one night stands. Nothing seems permanent and feelings are fleeting.

So she leaves to her (I think) self imposed exile for reasons yet unknown, makes a deal with Adam, and stays in heaven.

Then Adam die and Lute gives her a task: want to remain here? Stop whatever your daughter is doing.

So she goes back… and they haven’t moved on.

Charlie misses her every day, trying to make her proud with every action she takes.

Lucifer has no one new. He still wears their wedding ring. Her absence threw him into a dissociative depression so severe that the man has a duck cave and can barely keep up with a conversation.

And she realizes… she was wrong. She fucked up big time.

I really want an adult show to understand that going out of your way to be as crude or offensive as possible doesn’t suddenly make it “mature,” characters just saying raunchy stuff over and over again doesn’t automatically equal comedy or substitute for actual jokes.

i might as well for the ship bingo, im a predictable bitch

charlie/vaggie/lute

Vaggie and Lute are messy exes who still have feelings for each other but Lute’s a fucking emotional mess, Charlie loves her spicy lil gfs, Vaggie gets them both on their knees for her, Lute’s the brattiest fucking bottom, and it’s a great time once Charlie gets them both to open up- and Charlie, honey, you have a type, ijs

Vox: YOU PICKED THE WRONG DAY TO FUCK AROUND WITH MY TIGHT CREW. ME AND MY BOYS ARE GONNA MESS YOU UP! Valentino: I rolled a one Velvette: I rolled a one Vox: ...fuck. Vox: MY BOYS ARE OTHERWISE ENGAGED, SO I'M GONNA BRING IT ALL MYSELF, HEY!

Dear fandom and LGBTQ community,

(This is about to be a long post. I'm going to put a little divider here but it would mean a lot to me if you read the whole thing.)

It's pride month. I know that means you get all shippy in your fanfics and fanarts. Love that, keep doing it. There's not enough yuri in this world. And I understand that sometimes the queer rep in certain media is too little, so you turn canonically heterosexual characters LGBTQ. Whatever, that happens in real life all the time.

But please, PLEASE leave the aro/ace characters alone. There's already so little aspec rep in media, the last thing we need is for people to take even those characters away.

Yes, some aromantic people have romantic relationships. Yes, some asexual people still have sex. But if you take a character that canonically is aro or ace and shows no signs of attraction in the media, you can't just make them gay. Greysexuals, demiromantics etc. are valid and beautiful and deserve more recognition and representation, but not like this. Not as a way to say "well technically they COULD still fall in love" and then not exploring that aromanticness any further.

Imagine how pissed you would be if someone took a canonically homosexual character and put them in a straight relationship in fanfic with some lousy excuse.

Actually that probably regularly happens. Well, it sucks, doesn't it?

Well anyways, my point is, platonic relationships are fun to explore too! Or even aro/ace/aplatonic could be interesting to write.

Make a story about the rejection that comes with falling in love with someone and then it turns out they're aro/ace, loving someone you know will never love you back. Hell, write a story about a character finding out they're aro/ace when they're already in a relationship. Like, there's so much angst inherent in this sexuality, write about that! Why must you write smut about (what is often) the single character you really shouldn't write smut about.

Jeez this is becoming a long rant. I just want to say a couple more disclaimers to prevent miscommunication here:

I am not against shipping. If they're fictional characters, do whatever you want. But please don't take away representation.

I do not represent the entire aro/ace (or aplatonic) community and am merely an individual. Others might disagree about this topic.

I have seen similar posts to this one, (thanks to my aro or ace mutuals, love you!) which inspired the creation of this post. If you find any similar posts you feel should be linked here then shoot me a dm or ask or something and I'll add it in.

Oh and yes, I'm aromantic. Not asexual (I think?) but definitely aromantic. I hadn't said that on here before, but at this point the closet is made out of glass. So if you've made it this far, thank you for reading my probably illegible ramblings and have a gay 'ol pride!

Sincerely, Cheaceboy