cheaceboy
Idk my mother never had me tested
(he/him cis male from the Netherlands) It's a mucube btw. If you even care.
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top 5 things people should know about sex
sex doesn't ever have to involve penetration or even genitalia if you don't want it to.
the lack of an orgasm isn't necessarily a sign that the sex was bad, and the presence of one isn't a guarantee that the sex was good or even wanted.
wanting or needing any kind of aides during sex - vibrators, other toys, more lube, pillows to prop up parts of your body, etc - is totally fine and doesn't mean that anyone isn't "good enough" as they are.
there's no guaranteed trick to make yourself a better sexual partner except for subjecting yourself to the mortifying ordeal of being known and just talking to your partner(s).
statistically speaking whatever you think is weird about your own body or sexual proclivities is probably pretty average.
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the fact is that every human reinvents the human experience and the thing about that fact is that even though every experience is reinvented from the ground up, every human finds so much in common with everyone else
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Hey, y'all, does anyone know how to counter the Wall of Flesh opening????? The answer is time sensitive.
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It’s SO obvious that some of y’all are incredibly mad that my wizard hat is bigger and supremely balanced.
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Have you REALLY lost your scissors if you aren't walking around making scissor motions with your fingers in an attempt to lure them back out?
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I’ve told this story ten thousand times and I will tell it for the ten thousandth and first: whenever I think about wearing a costume to work on Halloween, I remember the time I saw a doctor breaking what must have been devastating news to a sobbing patient while the doc was dressed as a ketchup bottle.
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spiderman. opinions on rhode island
your mom rhode my island last night
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Some polling station worker got to deliver the dunk of a lifetime today.
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Things my extremely Italian physics professor has said:
“If you are walking in the woods nearby Chernobyl, you will probably be fine. But if you pick something up off the ground and eat it, you will die of radiation poisoning. Of course you may die if you eat things from the ground in other places, also, but likely not of radiation.”
“Unfortunately there is nothing I can teach you that will prevent you dying if there is on your house a hydrogen bomb. That is a politician problem. If any of you are president later, please do not hydrogen bomb my house.”
“Radioactivity could perhaps be used by terrorists, but it has not yet. Likely this is because terrorists do not study much physics.”
“Why is it that physics graduate students cannot make a nuclear bomb? It is not that they do not want to. They simply have not the money to buy the materials. Or anything else.”
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