Equius had enough influence on Doc Scratch to force him to have manners despite Caliborn, Hal and Gamzee being the worst gremlins ever so my point stands that Lord English would have been rendered useless and begged for a towel if someone had shamed him hard enough

Sorry for tagging your art with just # oogh or # oh. Just know this means im profoundly moved

Throwback to when I took painkillers and woke up with Photoshop open on my computer to this image I had made

I was at a Halloween party a friend was hosting the other week, and he was baking some truly excellent dishes. He pulled something out of the oven and said (something to the effect of) "Do NOT touch this dish. It just came out of the oven and will burn you into next Sunday."

Other friend responded something like, "Oh cool, a dish that causes time-travel," and I responded, "Well yeah. You hold on to the super hot dish and it makes you travel forward through time at a rate of 1 second per second."

This. It turns out. Was a critical error on my part. Because another friend turned to me real wide-eyed and asked, "Was that a reference?" and I was like "What?" and he was like "Homestuck," and I was like "What?"

George & Gianni Versace, circa 1988.

Clint you've got to be fucking kidding me

how am i just now realizing that feferi eridan equius and nepeta all died for good in late act five and then at the start of act six we just immediately got more life hope void and heart players

More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here

what was up with that old man

Season 5, Episode 12 “Now Who’s the Dummy?”

can’t believe shinji got beat out by a honest to god squid

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