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eganeyes · 10 days

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indulgent domestic modern!au clegan headcanons for the soul:

they're both really good in the kitchen!! i see them both as well functioning adults ngl so they both do the cooking, cleaning, laundry, etc working together like a well oiled machine.

bucky's more of the savory cook out of the two of them—I've been so into tinned fish talk on tiktok lately and been busy imagining this man just doing easy recipes for dinner and lunches. he likes making donburi, the air-fryer is his best friend, a risotto recipe he stole from benny's mom, wine marinated steaks, etc. he's the type to have to be in action to be calm so it's pretty common to see him running around the kitchen doing like six things at once.

buck's more of a baker, he has a sourdough starter on the counter and in the refrigerator bucky stays far, far away from. he makes the bread bucky uses for avocado toast breakfasts, cupcakes he shares liberally, dog friendly peanut butter cookies he made specifically for meatball, etc. rolling and smacking thick dough is like a stress reliever for him, so nearing the anniversary of him finally leaving his childhood house, the oven is on near 24/7 and the entire house smells like a bakery. everyone pops by now and then to take home some of the overload of baked goods and offer distraction in the form of chaos—at first by bucky's invitation but nowadays it's like an unwritten yearly calendar thing.

buck's usually in charge of breakfast. he makes fluffy pancakes more often than not, scrambled eggs on toast, always has two coffee pots ready for each of them because they go through it like its water. brady has made some very pointed suggestions on their kidneys, especially bucky's, but gets called out right back on the actual tobacco pipe he still smokes with in this day and age. if bucky wakes up earlier, he makes them avocado toast because he tried it at this hipster cafe as a joke but it's really not a joke anymore now.

they're both morning people it's revolting. when curt stays over he makes it very clear he won't be up before 9 the earliest and fuck them both if they try anything to actually wake him up. they wake him up. there's a guest room that may as well be curt's and his clothes are folded neatly in the dresser.

buck likes cantaloupe, so bucky regularly cuts up the fruit and packs them into lunch boxes for him.

brady shares the same birthday as meatball. so every year without fail, aside from his actual cake, bucky gets an extra plain cake with meatball printed on it with the words happy birthday meatball!! in large letters and a tiny (and brady) under it.

two of the shelves displayed in their house is just full of tchotchkes from all over the world from their adventures. yes there is concerning amount of unicorn statues. buck always looks moderately pained when someone asks about it. among them is a rock that tripped bucky up one random hike and somehow caused him to fall of cliff and get stuck in an outcropping of rocks. air rescue had to be called and he was an absolute nightmare of a broken ankle patient. again, buck always looks moderately pained when somebody asks about it.

they're hemming and hawing over getting a dog which the others find absolutely bewildering and when asked about it they both say its like cheating on meatball, which makes zero sense because the dog is benny's do not even think of stealing him cleven i swear—

they do get a dog from the shelter though!! they get a beagle. no really the dog is literally the bane of their existence they just had to choose the most exuberant 5yo dog with a powdered sugar face that's literally the antithesis of meatball. they name him tomato. benny despairs on how his dog isn't even really just his.

obsessed with the thought of them building their house by themselves like grey's anatomy's derek no hear me out architect!blakely helping them design the house and they have an open plan design which i kind of hate but the image of buck cooking in the kitchen yelling at bucky who's got his feet up on the coffee table oh

they go on these planned little adventures for dates and one of said plans is doing a pilates class together. hear me out: they both suck at it 😭. an hour in and bucky is literally stuck on the machine terrified of moving, he has cramps in muscles he didn't even know could get cramps. he looks to the left and buck is flat on the ground unmoving. they sign up for another class but bring curt into it thinking it'd be hilarious but no curt becomes the instructor's favorite within minutes. they sign up for another class in protest and bring brady and nearly kill the guy from sheer anger. their competitive asses work overtime and somehow end up getting instructor certificates just to prove they could.

the day they discover kahoot is honestly a mistake because when they host get togethers they do little presentations on what they've been doing since they last met and do full on kahoot quizzes and several expensive glasses are sacrificed for the worser worse. 'what was the shirt color of the lady photobombing us in that beach selfie?' and dougie straight up lobs his phone at bucky's face.

some extra casually possessive clegan hcs:

passenger princess buck with bucky's hand always casually draped over buck's closest thigh, absentmindedly playing with the inseam of his pants when they hit a red light

or: buck laying a hand on bucky's thigh to calm him down when some asshole cuts them off, or when bucky starts going past the speed limit, or just for comfort during a long drive

sitting thigh to thigh during breakfast/lunch/in the bar, sometimes even overlapping, buck's arm always around the back of bucky's chair

when they're sitting on high stools, bucky's leg is always propped up on buck's footrest

buck sitting on the only high stool available, bucky leaning by his side with an arm tucked around his hip

this pose of dua/callum insanity. squinting down on a tourist map of madrid for a random trip together, bucky's arms around buck with their heads bent trying to read tiny spanish lettering under the overbearing sun, buck tucking his hand into bucky's backpocket and tugging him closer like that'll help them find their hotel easier

some vacation fun: actually from this post I've added a few to and had brainworms on

the buckies go on a 7 day trip to somewhere with beaches and resorts and spa days and fruity little drinks with tiny little umbrellas and tell literally 0 people. they get ambushed on day 4 anyway.

in every beach outing thing, there has got to be a scene where they do each others' sunscreen. doing buck's, bucky purposefully leaves some parts of his skin unsuncreened on his back spelling out 'I SUCK' with an arrow pointing down to his ass. thankfully buck's blessed with perfect golden skin so he doesnt sunburn like at all.

buck brings a whole rack of books to read while sun tanning, a cute little folded table, cooler, bright towels for mats, and a rented umbrella setting up his downtime perfectly.

bucky leaves him to it for the first two hours because he loves the man: he goes to play beach volleyball with some random people he charms within minutes, saves a kid's sandcastle from being eaten by the waves and somehow ropes the kid and 4 other random children to build a giant fortress with a moat, accidentally step on a few crabs, takes hundreds of pics with other random tourists for some strange reason (they think he's a movie star and he does nothing to dissuade that), does karaoke near the beach bar with several equally enthusiastic drunk people, and pets every dog in his vicinity. he acquires exactly 9 numbers despite telling people he's very much taken, several insider local attractions added to his knowledge, and finds out the dirty sordid underground clubs in the area. all within 2 hours.

he comes trotting back to buck without a single hit to his stamina, and finally starts lobbying for a jet ski race.

in the two hours he was gone, bucky had flirted heavily with the jet ski rental managers, and rented 2 jet skis with a discount he refused and without an actual boating license but he's like really persuasive guys you don't get it. they do know how to ride it though because they're the kind of couple with a terrifying amount of qualifications in their CVs.

buck pretending not to be as competitive as his partner and hemming and hawing about going on the jet ski but the minute the race is on their trash talking gets so loud beach security has to stop by to calm them down.

buck leaves bucky with their kit to get some ice cream and comes back to bucky lounging on the mat. without pause, he kicks up sand directly on top of bucky and buries the man within minutes without giving the man the chance to defend himself from buck's onslaught.

buck sends the 100bg gc a pic of bucky buried under the sand with a coke right beside his head and a straw poking out straight to his mouth for easy access and it becomes the gcs new pfp.

the boys trace their location within days and on day 4 of their vacation they get ambushed in their hotel room and it turns into a big outing. jack scoffs at the buckies' itinerary and types out a new one for their entire group.

#a no pain day <3 #gathered all my eggs in one post so i could be done with them #mota #masters of the air #buck cleven #bucky egan #clegan #buck x bucky #mota headcanons #mota hcs #mota modern!au #just indulgence honestly #curt biddick #benny demarco #john brady #james douglass #jack kidd #this is literally just for me im sorry 😭#eganeyes

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ohcaptains · 2 years

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I stole this from a tiktok but imagine giving Eddie a stick and poke of a heart or smth and him just absolutely adoring it

“baby, stop squirming. if you move, i’ll fuck it up. stab your nipple or something.”

“don’t do that, i’ve had these nipples for years. i’ve grown quite attached to them.”

you bite back the laugh, instead trying to focus on stabbing ink onto your boyfriends chest. it’s quite cathartic, actually — payback for all of his shitty jokes that you actually adore. he’s sitting on the toilet lid while you perch between his legs, the bathroom light illuminating his creamy white chest and black tattoos that he’s already got.

what’s one more? and besides, by the way Eddie’s dreamily staring down at the heart you’re etching over his own, it seems to be his favourite already.

“i’m gonna show everyone. tell them my girlfriend’s a tattoo artist.”

you snort, tongue between your teeth as you try and get the right angle. “not likely, and i don’t know how i feel about you showing everybody your chest.”

a warm, wide hand slides across the inside of your thigh, resting there. eddie’s crocked brow and cheeky smile fill your vision, and you stop what you’re doing, knowing that he’s about to successfully distract you. “i love when my girl gets jealous, it makes me feel all warm and tingly,” he admits, then shudders dramatically, as if he’s got a chill.

absentmindedly, you feel his fingers running over the denim you’re wearing — just mindlessly smoothing over your thigh. it causes warmth to bloom at the skin there, as if his skin has for an electric current buzzing through it. it’s your turn to shudder as you sink into the soothing feeling of eddie — before you’re snapping out of it, tutting.

“okay, okay okay. hands off munson. let me do my job,” you order, and eddie pulls his hand away, putting it to his forehead where he salutes.

“yes ma’am.”

#ugh have this baby drabble<333 i lub him #eddie munson #eddie munson drabble #eddie munson x reader #eddie munson fic #eddie munson x you

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dogflowerzz · 10 months

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Pleaaaseeee pls pls pls tell me about any 1010 headcanons or opinions on them you may have I’m heavily fixated on those boys specifically. Eating away at my brain

SCREAMS I HAVE SO MANY HCS FOR THEM !!!!!!! IN GROUP AND ALSO ALONE

PLEASE MAKE ELONI ACTUALLY FUNNY. i might be a bit biased because hes my favorite and my sillycoder but Please. make him funny. hes apart of one of the biggest boybands world wide. hes gonna be on tiktok, instagram, literally joking about whatever he can. when the titan submersible situation happened he was definitely making tiktoks about it and joking about it. HES A FUNNY GUY

i think haym hates that hes seen as the immature young one. he resents it and wants to die everytime he has to say something during interviews to keep his persona up. he definitely has an alt making fun of the extreme 1010 fans and its widely hated in the community without knowing its him. i do think he does troll around with it, just to annoy his brothers.

hot take maybe . i think purl hew is a BITCH . hes a bit self centered and doesnt care at all about what the fuck is happening around him. does he care? no. does he know everything? yes. nsrtist drama? hes the first to know. hes gretchen weiners.

zimelu ... i think hes a bit aggressive and will full on fnaf 2 foxy jumpscare the others for laughs. i think he really likes horror movies and films. hes even made a few short films himself !!

rin is a guy. hes such a guy. (literally no original hcs all of the ones i have i stole from my friends) ermm i do think he and neon j bonded a lot at first when he gained sentience.

for all of them, i think they all gained sentience a bit before the bunk bed junction battle. this caused them to.. be a bit fucked up in the head and get a bit of trauma from it. they all hate bunk bed junction and have a resentment for them.

ALSO i think they have programmed hobbies. rins being sports (literally any type. hes good at all sports.), zimelus ive mentioned as being cinema but i think also skating (again, all types. skateboarding, ice skating, ANYTHING.), purls being poetry and writing, eloni's being knitting and embroidery (projecting) and hayms being drawing !!

I ALSO THINK THEY ALL LIKE BRUNO MARS.

#rin nsr #rin 1010 #haym nsr #haym 1010 #zimelu nsr #zimelu 1010 #purl hew nsr #purl hew 1010 #eloni nsr #eloni 1010 #nsr #no straight roads #autism #special interest

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yessa-vie · 2 years

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03 | JACOB ROTT FANFIC

Description: CHAPTER THREE - THE DEVIL TO MY ANGEL | JACOB ROTT

Relationship: fem!reader x Jacob Rott

Word count: 5555

Title: The Devil to My Angel

MAIN MASTERLIST

THE DEVIL TO MY ANGEL MASTERLIST

(y/n) could feel the boys eyes on her while Adam recorded a tiktok. She didn't really know what to do, so she just had fun with it, also following some of the things Adam told her. She saw Nici got closer to them after they erased for the 100th time the last take they were trying to film.

"Can I help?" The siblings nodded and Adam gave (y/n)'s phone to Nici, who smiled and looked around. "I have an idea, but I'm not the best with transitions..."

"Transitions?"

(y/n) asked and Nici nodded with a simple smile directed to her.

"You can do transitions on tiktok, so you are somewhere and something happens and you are somewhere else, etc... Niclas and Nils are usually the ones that do that, can I call them and we have a try?"

(y/n) said yes and saw Nici wave a hand to the group of boys, she then exchanged glances with Adam who was more interested in finding out how they would do the transitions then with the redness that his sister's face had. The boys arrived and started to talk so she decided to focus on her feet inside the pool.

"You ok?" Tim's voice sounded worried and also did his eyes. "See you are trying to make a tiktok"

They both smiled and she looked at the boys, Adam was trying to understand what Niclas and Nils were telling him about the transition.

"I was just trying to have fun, now it just seems like is gonna be all produced and stuffs" she laughed and looked back at Tim who had his total focus on her. "Adam asked as a joke and, I don't know, you guys make it sound so easy that I just had to try and now, Nici is talking about transition and..."

"Sis, come here!" Adam waved at her who smiled at Tim who mirrored her and helped her get up. She still had her dress on, but she stole her brother's sunglasses, he now had her phone in hands and a huge smile on his face. "Ok, we have some ideas, I'm gonna do one try, if I mess up they will do the cut, since we are doing this for quite a while" she laughed at her brother and smiled at Niclas and Nils in a thank you way.

"So where you want me?"

"I think we could start with you coming out of the house"

Tim was the first to say, having the back up of the others. She smiled at him and went inside, with the boys dictating what she should do. All of the sudden, the small video turned into a whole scenario that everyone wanted to be a part of it, even Tim and Carlos participated, since they were the ones with their shirts off. At the final take, (y/n) would be getting out of the pool, how that would happen, she still had no idea.

"Ok, now let's see the last part" after her brother's saying, Tim got himself out of the pool and Carlos got up from her side, giving her a hand to get her feet out of the water. The end of her dress was a little wet from the contact with the water, but luckily Tim held her still from her legs inside the pool so she wouldn't get all wet during the take. Adam got closer and shot the other boys a look and they quickly left leaving the siblings alone. "(y/n/n), how would you feel with all of us here taking the last take of you, just in the swimwear, getting out off the pool?"

"What you mean?"

"If you want, we can just leave Tim, Carlos and me doing the shoot, I know you are feeling a little overwhelmed with everything..."

"You think that the fact I'm just in my swimwear would make me feel uncomfortable with all the boys staring" she said simply and Adam nodded and she felt her stomach flip at the thought and her heart got warm because of her brothers concern. She surely felt her cheeks get warmer and butterflies when she was shooting with Carlos and Tim, but while they were filming, she got closer to the boys, even Nils was more chill around her. "They all participated from the beginning, it's ok, don't need to worry bro"

She gave her brother an honest smile and felt her stomach flip at the thought of what the last take would be. Adam nodded and went back to the boys and (y/n) breathed a few times taking the glasses out of her face and tangling it with her hair.

"Want some?" She noticed Luis handing her a glass of water and she smiled thanking him before having a few sips. "Adam said you never done tiktoks, but you seemed pretty natural at it" he smiled at her sitting at one of the chairs, (y/n) mirrored his movement, sitting in front of him. "We were thinking about making the last shot, but the boys had two different ideas, some wanted to do you having fun with Tim and Carlos, others wanted to record you coming out of the water meeting the boys midway, or something, I thought about asking what would you prefer..."

"Honestly? I have no idea" she laughed drinking the last bit of water, giving the glass to Luis who was already waiting for the empty cup. "Why not both? I can be coming out of the water and have fun with them..."

"True" Luis's eyes went behind her and soon enough Carlos and Tim where next to them. "Any ideas on how to make both?"

"Well..." She looked at the boys and then the pool. "Ok, so Tim was already inside, Carlos was out, can we replicate that position?" Both boys nodded, Tim went inside the pool and Carlos stayed with just his feet in. (y/n) took one last breath taking the glasses off and getting up taking the dress off. Luis gave her a smile, which she answered with another one, she knew all eyes were on her, Luis got out of his seat following her. Carlos handed her his hand, which she gladly took before seating next to him with his feet in front of Tim. They both were smiling at her, reassuring her. "Ok, how deep is this pool?"

"You are not gonna drown" Tim smiled but got closer to the edge. "What you thinking?"

"We are here if you need anything" she felt Carlos's hand on her lower back and than looked at him with a comforting smile. "No one is looking at you, if that's what you are wondering."

(y/n) couldn't held a laugh, although Carlos was a good liar, she knew all eyes were on her, from the moment Luis called the boys until now.

"You could be an actor, I almost believed in you"

"Don't play with a guy's dream" he laughed and (y/n) felt the warm of his laugh on his eyes. He really was one of the sweetest guys she has ever met. "Lead the way (y/n/n)"

She let go of the edge and got into the pool, letting shivers go into her soul of how cold the water was.

"Jesus Fucking Christ this shit is cold" she heard all the boys laugh and Tim got closer to her. "Not even a friendly warning Tim? You hurt my feelings like that"

The boy just gave her a smile hugging her waist, noticing she was shivering a little.

"Oh wow..."

"Just give it time, actually, hold on" she pushed Tim a little and got under the water. Quickly enough everything went into place and she went to the surface for air, meeting everyone's eyes on her and Adam pointing the camera at her direction, before feeling Tim's arms around her spinning her around and back in front of Carlos, she then pushed some water on him, who seemed shocked for a moment. "Come on Carlos, it's actually not that bad"

She laughed with Tim, and Carlos got in the pool, emerging right in front of her, making a (y/n) sandwich.

"Look at them"

She heard Tim say and then heard Carlos.

"And give a smart smile in the process"

The boys laughed and she did exactly that, finding Adam holding the camera and laughing, and then everyone celebrating, making her smile and hug Tim and Carlos around their necks, feeling both of them grabbing her waist and then her knees, making a way towards the group of boys. Luis was already there with a towel for her, Niclas and Phil helped her out of the pool and she headed towards her brother, who was smiling at the phone along side Nici and Chris. Bene and Nils went to her sides wanting to see the result as well.

"I hate to say it, but" Adam looked at his sister with a smile and she smiled back "I'm a fucking good director"

Everyone laughed while (y/n) just rolled her eyes getting her phone from her brother's hand. All the boys gathered around trying to have a look at the video. She felt Luis wrap the towel around her shoulders and remaining there to see the video, she pressed play when she felt Carlos and Tim's presence.

The first take was her getting out of the room and going towards the pool, meeting Tim in the middle of the way, the second part was her walking towards Carlos while Tim got out of focus, she then looked at the camera and the third scene appeared, which was Tim inside the pool in front of her and Carlos by her side, finishing it with her pushing her body up as if she was getting in the pool, then the last part, she emerging from the pool looking at the camera with a smile before Tim grab her and the whole scene from a while back form in front of her, finishing with her looking at the camera with both boys facing her.

"You are a natural though"

With Luis's comment everyone agreed and smiled, she just looked at the boy with a grateful look, the video was incredible, she handed her phone to Luis and hugged the two boys who were with her on the video again.

"Now you have to post it sis, what would you write?"

"I have no idea" they all laughed and she grabbed her phone back. All the boys started suggesting things and at the same time she liked them all she wasn't so sure. "I'm horrible at that, that's why I use emojis whenever I post pictures and such"

She added a simple 'had to try the pool' phrase tagging Carlos and Tim and then posting. Then went to the comments and tagged every single one of the boys that were there. Then they all started to focus on other things and she went back by the side of the pool, observing everyone from a far. She felt that she had made friends with these boys and somehow, they managed to get her inside their tiktok world. They ended up recording a few more videos, Adam participated in some, (y/n) decided not to be in any for now, just having a laugh at all the boys. She felt her phone buzz and saw a text from Jacob, making her smile instantly.

JACOB

Just saw the tiktok, it was amazing!

Wished I was there tho

(Y/N)

I'm sure we'll have other opportunities

once you are back in Germany (:

JACOB

How do you know that?

It was supposed to be a surprise!

(Y/N)

Oh well, you should get better

secret keepers haha

When are you coming back?

JACOB

Probably in a few weeks,

I'll let you know if you want

(Y/N)

Jacob, I just asked when you coming back

JACOB

True, my bad

(Y/N)

So you liked the video?

JACOB

You a natural (:

(Y/N)

Luis said the same thing lol

"Hey sis, we are ordering pizza, what you want?" Instinctively she locked her phone and took away from Adam's view, which he clearly saw. "Who you texting?"

"What are the pizza options again?"

She tried to pretend like nothing had happened but, they both got pretty close so he would be comfortable pushing the limits.

"(y/n)"

"Adam" he kept his gaze on her, so she just rolled her eyes giving up. "It was just Jacob, he saw the video and texted saying it was good, that's all"

"Jacob, hun? Ok..."

"Adam..."

"I said ok!" He laughed but she remained still. "Here are the options, we are voting on these ones" her eyes flew through the options. "I told them you didn't care, but they wanted your opinion"

"They are just being nice"

"Yeah, I know how nice they are trying to be" he said getting up and going back to the boys. "You should go change, unless you wanna skinny dip at night"

"You know I don't mind doing that" she had a smile on her face, which just got bigger with Adam stare at her. "Don't worry, I'm going" she got up, getting her things and heading back inside the house, going towards her bag and into the bathroom, that was occupied. "Shit" she said under her breath meeting Tim at midway. "Tim, someone is in the bathroom, can I use your room to change?"

"Yeah sure, take as long as you need"

He said with a smile guiding her towards his bedroom, before closing the door leaving her alone. She couldn't help but feel like she was invading, Tim was an angel, but still, this was his personal space. She quickly went for a shower. The warm water came as relief for all that has happened is the last couple of hours.

She finished drying the water out of her body with her towel, before taking the excess out of her hair looking at her red cheeks on the mirror along side a smile. She was happy like she was when she received her graduation certificate and during the whole celebration, like she was on the right path. She wrapped the towel around her body leaving her hair fall down opening the door to Tim's room, listening to the boys voices in the yard. She couldn't help but smile.

"It's here don't worry" she heard Bene's voice and saw the door handle twist, for a second (y/n) felt shivers down her spine. "What the...? Tim you there?!"

"It's me Bene!" The girl said while going for her things, getting her sweat pants and a loose shirt.

"We need to get something in there sis, can you open?" she heard her brother's voice and shook her head putting her panties on, while wrapping the towel around her wet hair. "Why are you in Tim's room with the door locked?!"

She put the sweatpants and went for the door with the shirt in hands, before unlocking the door she started putting the shirt through her arms, she turned the lock and passed the shirt through her head heading back to her things, feeling the towel almost falling off her head.

"I was changing, in a house full of boys, would you really think I would leave the door unlock Adam?" (y/n) smiled at her brother who still had a suspicious look while entering the room. "You really think I would be with Tim in his room with all of you down stairs?!"

"Well... There's always that possibility..."

(y/n) looked astonished to her brother who pretended to not feel her eyes on him.

"I don't think (y/n) would do that though"

"Thank you Nici!" her honest smile were directed to the third boy entering the room, he mirrored her smile and looked to his right, finding Bene still at the door. "Bene?"

"I doubt she would do that, but why are you on Tim's room?!"

"The bathroom downstairs was occupied" she said going back to the bathroom with some hair products on hand. "He was mid way so I asked if I could use his bedroom to change, that's all" she heard the boys walking around Tim's room with a questioning expression. "What are you doin' here?"

"We had an idea for a video, Tim said he had one of the things in his room to do it" Nici answered looking at her through the mirror in the bathroom while the other two here looking for it. "I don't know why these idiots wanted to take it now, but..."

"Adam wanted, I'm here cause I wanted to help" Bene said putting his head through the door with a shy smile, receiving another one from (y/n), who was already finishing dealing with her hair. "By the way, have you seen a surfboard here?"

"Yeah, is being held over the door" she said while cleaning her hands at the sink. She heard Bene and Adam while gathering her things, finding Nici waiting for her by the door. "Aren't you helping them?" Her voice was low and Nici made a funny face before winking at her pointing to the door. Adam was holding Bene by his feet, while they were getting the surfboard out of the wall. "You guys know you could get a chair right?"

Bene fell on top of Adam, the surfboard falling on top of them, making Nici and (y/n) laugh out loud, hearing Tim's footsteps towards his room.

"What happened?" He got the surfboard before helping the other two with Nici's help. (y/n) could see some of the other boys came along with worrying faces. "You guys ok?"

Tim asked holding a laugh, Bene and Adam only said yes before starting to laugh at the situation. (y/n) got her things and they all went downstairs.

"Why you guys wanted the surf board?"

"Like a pick you character type of video" Nici said to her holding her back while she went after Bene. "But I think if we do it tomorrow would be better, it's already getting a little late"

"My stomach agrees" she said at the same time the both boys could hear it growl, making Adam look at her holding a laugh. "Where's the pizza by the way?"

She asked laughing a little, seeing her brother shaking his head.

"Didn't you eat anything while we were shooting the tiktok?" She heard his question like some of the boys around close to them. She just answered with a no. "(y/n)..."

"What? I was having fun recording it, it's not like I didn't want to eat, I just forgot to..."

"Pizza's here guys!"

"Right on time"

She heard Nici said behind her at Chris announcement. She got her bag from Nici and put hers close to her brother's. The boys took the pizza outside and she could see Tim getting a little far from the boys and starting to record something before stopping. (y/n) goes in between Phil and Adam.

He then goes to Carlos asking what is his secret talent, she then realizes Carlos is able to copy bird sounds, he then goes to Chris, asking the same questions, the guy then makes one of his fingers bend more than the others. (y/n) is just wondering what will she do when Tim goes ask hers.

Phil and Bene realize they have the same secret talent, the two boys then go to the other side and try to pass one of their legs over the other, while holding it. Phil didn't get it at first, (y/n) just keep observing how they do it with an intense look.

"What are you gonna do when Tim asks you?"

She saw Nils came closer to her and ask curiously observing her with a side eye.

"Don't know yet, you?"

"I'm not talented..."

"I doubt that" she said with a smart smile towards Nils who just looked at her curious. Before he could answer they heard the boys cheer and Tim focus on the boys standing next to (y/n). "Show us what you can do Nils"

She had a smart smile towards him, making him laugh, then Tim asked him and Nils just showed him his middle finger, making everyone laugh. He then turned to (y/n) with a questioning look.

"Show us what you can do (y/n/n)"

She heard Nils copy her phrase receiving a laugh from everyone.

"I don't know what I'm good at though"

"Remember when you did gymnastics?" Adam said looking at his sister who just rolled her eyes. "Common, you know you can still do it"

They all started to shout (y/n)'s name and she saw Tim recording some of it. She just nodded her head and went to the grass area, if she loose balance at least she wouldn't get badly hurt. She then lifted her left leg up high holding it in front of her while twisting a little, before making a back flip, ending it with a hand stand before she finishes it sitting down with her legs crossed in front of her.

The boys were speechless and she felt her stomach flip a little, but then Adam started to cheer for her and all the other followed. She saw Tim looking at his phone and back to her with a smile before clapping again. She got up with Phil and Chris help and all sorts of questions started.

"It's nothing, I just did gymnastics for a bit when I was younger, but there was a while since I did this, but yeah" she said shyly, before anyone said anything, Chris asked who was next and she heard Nici call Niclas getting a little far from her. She looked at both the boys with a small smile before looking at Chris. "Danke"

Before he could say something she heard Nici call everyone's attention.

"I know it's not easy to beat that, but I guess me and Kuri can do it" he smiled at the youngest who was still looking shy. "Start recording Tim"

In the end, their secret talent were both being called Niclas, which made the girl laugh getting back to where everyone were. Leaving only Luis, Adam and Tim to reveal their secret talents. She saw her brother and Luis together and Tim went for them.

"Ok, Luis and Adam, what's you guys secret talent"

(y/n) went behind Tim looking at her brother questionably. They both then went for a hand stand before letting their body fall slowly to the ground, and she hold a laugh stepping away from Tim from seeing her brother do the grinding thing. She then stayed between Carlos and Niclas holding a laugh.

"That was impressive" Carlos said looking at the girl who took a while to understand what he said. "Your talent"

"Oh right, thanks, but I think Niclas talent is the best to be honest" she felt the youngest boy attention go to her and Carlos with a small smile. "You guys spending the night?"

"Yeah, most of us are leaving tomorrow morning" Carlos said leaving the question on (y/n)'s face. "I think only Niclas, Phil, Bene and me"

"And me and Adam" she said quickly with a smile at Carlos" she then saw Tim getting ready for his secret talent and rested her head on Carlos shoulder. She almost went for Niclas, but she still felt like they needed to know each other more before she could do that. But he surprised her when he rested his head on her shoulder. "Well, that's a surprise" she said seeing Carlos arms go for Niclas, while she felt his go one for her waist and the other to Carlos.

"I want in" Phil said before hugging (y/n) face to face, with his arms around Carlos and Niclas shoulders. "Anyone else?"

They girl saw Nils come and hug her from behind, mimicking Phil's gesture. Then Nici and Bene came along, followed by Chris, then Luis and Tim. She then had a glimpse of Adam with his phone videoing everything, before recording himself looking at it. Getting a laugh from the girl, Nils, Chris and Luis, who were able to look at his direction, getting then all the boys to laugh.

"Now can you guys leave my sister alone?"

"What if I don't want to?" (y/n)'s eyes were playful, but quickly she realized some of the looks she received and realized not everyone got the joke, including her brother. "What? I like being cared for" she joked pretending like nothing had happened.

"Yeah I see how well they are taking care of you" Adam said low standing close to his sister before pushing her a little with a smile. "I'll send you the video for you to post, was actually good" he smiled, sitting at one of the chairs behind her, working on his phone. She then heard a beep from her phone and a knowing look from her brother.

She would look the video later, she was having a lot of fun. She also felt like she broke whatever barrier she still had with some of the boys, so she went to the little group Carlos, Nils, Phil and Niclas were, jumping on Kuri's back, she felt his hand go under her knee and some butterflies on her stomach. When he realized it was her, he let go a little of her legs, but she crossed them in front of him, holding him tighter, feeling his grip get tighter as well.

"What you guys up to?" She said moving her head a little to get her hair as far away from Niclas face as possible. "How come you still smell good after all this time?" She said close to his ear and felt him stiff a little, also receiving a curious look from him. "What? Can't I compliment you?"

She had already realized she had an effect on some of the boys, not all, also not on the same level. She was having fun with it, but she knew she couldn't play too much.

"Sorry, and thanks, you also smell good"

"Well, I did take a shower a while back" she said with a small laugh followed by Kuri. She saw Luis get closer to the group, with his focus on her. "Is everything ok Luis?"

"I have an idea, but I wanna know if you are in" he was cautious, so she got down from Niclas and got closer to Luis with a worrying look. "It's just we don't want you to feel uncomfortable..."

"What is it?"

"Well, I was gonna ask with whom each of the boys would date, I want to know if you'd like to be in it"

"If I knew you all better, probably, but I don't know..."

"It's ok" Luis said on top of her, (y/n) knew he already had his answer before asking, but he still did. She smiled at him before looking at the boys with a smile. "Who first?"

"Nils" she had a childish smile on her lips. She was having a lot of fun the whole day, this would only be funnier. Nils, Phil and Niclas were the first ones to answer, all the same answer: Carlos. "Damn, Carlos seems to be the goal here" they all laughed and she looked around, finding Bene not to far. "Bene!"

Luis then went towards Bene and caught him off guard, making the most hilarious part of the video. Adam was close at this moment, but he didn't want in, so later was Chris and Nici, who both choose Luis. (y/n)'s eyes then fell on Carlos who was paying attention to everything.

"Carlos, now you are setting the bar"

"What you mean?"

Neither (y/n) or Luis answered, just asked Carlos who would he pick out of the boys, he then chose Phil, making everyone laugh and Luis went to film Phil making (y/n) laugh even harder. She then got the camera, Tim got closer to then, and he asked to questions to Luis who answer was Tim, when questioned, Tim answered Luis.

Luis and (y/n) saw the whole video again before Luis posts it. Then she started to feel a little light headed, she then smelled the pizza they had ordered, some of the boys were already eating, so she headed inside grabbing a piece for her, she headed towards the sofa, but it was occupied, Nils looked at her before calling her back, she saw him giving his seat, sitting on the floor, leaving his seat between Niclas and Carlos empty. She sat down and closed her legs, putting one of her hands on Nils back pulling him close.

"You already gave me your seat, you can lean down so your back won't hurt" she said with a smile, who the boy mirrored and she then lifted her head looking around. All the boys were there eating, some of them were grabbing something to drink, laughing, joking around. She heard Phil call for her handing her one of the beers he had in hand. "Danke Phil"

"Sometimes I forget you guys are here to learn german" she heard Nils say turning a little to face her, while she drank a few sips of her beer. "Should we speak german with you guys?"

"Well, not frequently, 'cause Adam is leaving at the end of the month, but from time to time is appreciated" she smiled at the boy before looking at Carlos.

"But do you speak german?"

"Ich tue es, aber nut ein bisschen" (y/n) said with a small smile before drinking a little more, holding a laugh at the boys surprise. "I can understand more than I can speak or write to be honest"

"Oh no, let's not start with the german lessons, please!" Adam said looking at his sister with a whipping face, making everyone laugh. "She's the one good with german, not me, so please don't expect me to talk to you guys"

"But german is so easy"

Everyone laughed at Chris phrase directed to Adam who just rolled his eyes while making a gun sigh with his hands and pretending to shot himself in the head before laughing with everyone else. (y/n) felt her cheeks hurt a little, along side her belly. She and her brother were enjoying every bit of this moment. Her moment was broken by a vibration on her pants, her best friend had sent her a text asking how everything was. Instead of answering with words, she asked for Adam to take a selfie of all of them. Kuri and Carlos got closer to her, Phil went in front of Kuri, while Nici went in front of Carlos, with Nils between them, in front of (y/n). Tim went to Kuri's side, while Luis went for Phil's. Chris was beside Carlos, while Bene went to Nici's side.

The picture was adorably cute on (y/n)'s view, she could already senses all the questions her best friend would fire at her, but at least now she was giving faces to the names she said to her these past few days. All the boys asked for the photo, (y/n) said she had sent to their group, but everyone asked which group, leading to them creating a new group called "German boys + (y/n)", which she laughed before sending the picture. When the groups was done and the picture sent, she could see some of the texts her best friend had sent her, in between, she saw Jacob text her in private and went to check.

JACOB

Wish I was in the picture

(Y/N)

You will be in a couple of days (:

JACOB

If you still remember me

with all those friends you made

(Y/N)

Is it jealous I sense Jacob?

haha

If I do recall, they are also your friends.

JACOB

Yeah.

(y/n) tried to figure to what exactly was the "yeah" answer.

JACOB

Hope you had a good day (y/n/n),

loved seeing your pretty smile

on all the videos and pics from today (:

(Y/N)

I did, but surely would be better

if you were here too :(

She raised her eyes from her phone, finding her brother looking at her with a little curious look. She smiled at him and left her phone behind her on the couch. While she was looking at all of her friends, she felt at ease. Like she belonged there with them. She couldn't have asked for a better group of friends to arrive in her life at this time and place. She felt Niclas push her a little with his elbow, she looked at him with a smile and hugged his right arm, resting her head on his shoulder, he rested his head on top of hers.

"Wanna sleep?"

"Not yet" she raised her head a little making the youngest of the boys look at her. "Thank you"

"For what?"

And there it was, that beautiful smile he had, she was sure that she would never find a most beautiful one.

"I don't know," she said honestly before laying her head again on his shoulder "just thank you."

"You welcome then" She felt Niclas lips on top of her head. She couldn't help but smile, she then lifted her face giving him a small kiss on his cheeks, making the boy blush a little, causing some commotions around the group of friends. "It's not my fault I have a charm"

Kuri said with a smile but looking a little concerned your way, you just answered with a laugh.

"You won me with your smile Kuri"

(y/n) said simply and looked at the boys.

"Now I'm jealous" Bene said pretending to cry.

"Bene! You will always be one of my first germans" she winked at him, the boy then smiled widely at everyone. "I'll never forget you, Tim and Jacob. Thanks to you three I got to meet all of you, and create my german family"

They all cheered and went towards the girl for a hug. In the mean time she could see Adam's eyes on her and all of the boys they have met. He had one of those proud smiles, she only saw a couple of times, that was the moment she realized she did the right thing and that even when Adam leave, she will be ok.

She had made friends. Amazing friends that would be there for her if she needed, even though she knew them for a short period of time, she knew they had made friends for life. And that was all that mattered.

#the devil to my angel #jacob rott x fem!reader

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beomiracles · 2 months

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calling them husband

I stole this idea straight from a tiktok with no shame, if y'all have seen it pls it's too cute ૮₍ ˃ ⤙ ˂ ₎ა

pairing; txtxfemale!reader warnings ─ none really, Beomgyu's is slightly suggestive?

YEONJUN

ᡣ𐭩 surprise would be written all over his face, this man wears his emotions on the outside (with pride).

ᡣ𐭩 asking if he heard you correctly, smirks when you tell him yes, arm snaking around your waist to pull you closer.

ᡣ𐭩 "didn't realise I had such a beautiful wife"

ᡣ𐭩 would tell all his friends about it, mention it nonstop and try and get you to call him it again. (will probably start referring to himself as it to).

ᡣ𐭩 really he's just filled with pride and joy over being able to call himself your husband.

── yeonjun had made a quick visit to the bathroom at the restaurant where he'd taken you out for dinner, celebrating your one year anniversary. Making his way around the tables back to yours he spotted a waiter standing by you. The waiter handed you a bill, which you politely declined shaking your head, "my husband is paying". Yeonjun froze in his tracks, jaw slacking and eyebrows raised, did he really hear that?

Just then you turned to him, smiling as your gaze fell on him, "oh! there he is," you beckoned him over. Yeonjun was unable to hide the surprised look on his face as he walked up to you, taking the bill from the waiter with a small nod. You stood up, interlinking your arms as you gave his cheek a soft peck.

After closing the passenger door Yeonjun walked around the car and climbed into the driver's seat. Closing the door he leaned back against the cool leather, turning his head to look at you. "What was that back there?" he asks, raising an eyebrow. You smile as you reapply some lipstick, "what was what?" Rolling his eyes Yeonjun leans closer, "husband? really?" Blushing you set down your lipstick and turn to look at him, "yeah, why? is there something wrong with that?"

"Certainly not," Yeonjun smirks as his hand slides to the back of your neck, claiming your lips with his, inevitably smudging the lipstick you just applied.

SOOBIN

ᡣ𐭩 would get so flustered it's unreal, probably wouldn't even look you in the eyes for a good moment.

ᡣ𐭩 would maybe even try to laugh it off a little? thinking you were probably joking either way.

ᡣ𐭩 when you tell him you meant it his heart would do a 360, unable to think of a good response.

ᡣ𐭩 secretly he loves it, the fact that you see him in that sort of light has him reeling.

ᡣ𐭩 no matter how many times you call him it his heart will always skip a beat and he'll stumble over his words.

── after a date in the park you and your boyfriend had stopped by a small bakery to get some sweets. The shop was located not far from your home and you wondered how you hadn't discovered it until now. Mouth watering as the two of you tried to choose from the many pastries. Finally you settled on chocolate cupcakes with strawberry frosting, topped with crushed almonds.

Placing the order you'd asked the cashier, "is it possible to have one of them without almonds? My husband is allergic you see." Soobin covers his noise of surprise with a cough causing you to turn and look at him, "you okay?" Nodding as his ears turn red, "y-yeah, just ...got s-something in my throat I think.."

When you sit down by the window to eat you notice your boyfriend staring down at his plate refusing to meet your gaze. The tip of his ears are still a sheer pink as he eats in silence. "Seriously, are you okay Binnie?" you ask somewhat concerned.

"Mhm," he nods as he keeps his gaze down. You pout before taking another bite out of your cupcake, "alright then..". After a moment you can't take it anymore, "is that plate really that interesting?" Soobin's gaze immediately snaps up to lock with yours for a brief moment before he's looking away again, "I..." he trails off, fumbling for words.

You giggle, "hm, I really do have the cutest husband in the world," your words almost make him choke on his cupcake.

BEOMGYU

ᡣ𐭩 cockeist of them all, would never ever let it go once you'd brought it up.

ᡣ𐭩 "me? your husband? if you insist."

ᡣ𐭩 just like Yeonjun he would tell every living soul about it, would also openly start calling you his wife.

ᡣ𐭩 he would tell you that it was obvious that you'd fall for him since he was, as he put it, "husband material".

ᡣ𐭩 he however wouldn't tell you how much it actually made his heart race, how much desire for you it filled him with and how badly he wanted to just have his way with you while you called him your husband.

── sitting together on the couch you decided to order in pizza for your movie night. Beomgyu laid between your thighs, head resting comfortably on your stomach as he flipped the remote control over in his hands. Bringing your phone up to your ear your other hand mindlessly plays with your boyfriends hair.

"─ yeah and a coke with that," you say. Waiting for the person on the other line as they ask if there's anything else you'd like. Glancing down at Beomgyu you say, "yeah hold on let me ask my husband".

Your boyfriend's head immediately snaps up to look at you from between your thighs, a grin tugging at his lips. "Do you want anything else?" Smirking, Beomgyu's hands run down your thighs, "you", he says mischievously causing you to roll your eyes, "no, we're all good".

Putting down your phone you're met with your boyfriend's lust full eyes, "what?" you say, a hint of suspicion in your voice. "Nothin'", he says, fingers playing with the hem of your pyjamas pants, "just think my wife looks extra beautiful today," his words making you blush.

TAEHYUN

ᡣ𐭩 not surprised in the slightest, he knows he's husband material.

ᡣ𐭩 might raise an eyebrow at it or smirk slightly but otherwise you wouldn't even be able to tell if your words had any effect.

ᡣ𐭩 would definitely love to be referred to as your husband. though he would probably never tell you that.

ᡣ𐭩 totally feel like he would introduce himself as your husband after that, "husband? we'll that'd be me".

── you and your boyfriend were on your way back from the movies, hand in hand the two of you crossed the street. Just as you were passing an older lady her overfilled grocery bags ripped apart making the groceries spill out over the street. The lady let out a shriek followed by a "oh dear!".

Your boyfriend however was quick to reach down and help her collect her belongings. Offering her his bag as a replacement for her broken ones. The older lady thanked him immensely over and over again and you could only watch in surprise as he helped her carry her bags over the street.

"Oh- bless your sweet soul," the lady exclaimed as she looked at Taehyun who gave her a polite nod. Her eyes drifted over toward you as she smiled, "what a lovely man you've got there". Only being able to agree you smiled, "he is isn't he, that's why I married him", you say, feeling your boyfriends intense gaze on you.

The lady seemed overjoyed with your answer and thanked Taehyun once again. On your way home your boyfriend kept glancing at you, a suspicious look on his face. "Is this your way of telling me to hurry up and propose?" he asks nonchalantly, catching you off guard almost causing you to trip.

"Maybe..."

HUENINGKAI

ᡣ𐭩 flabbergast, has probably just gotten used to being called your boyfriend and now you're calling him husband??

ᡣ𐭩 absolutely loves it, like seriously.

ᡣ𐭩 he would 100% refer to himself as your "hubby" and you as his "wifey", both ironically and unironically.

ᡣ𐭩 would make you repeat yourself 30x to make sure he actually heard you correct.

ᡣ𐭩 "you really-? me?", intense blushing "I...REALLY?"

── it's an early Sunday morning, you and your boyfriend have yet to leave your bed, and Kai is awake before you mindlessly scrolling on instagram. Tapping his favourite account to stalk, yours, he scrolls through your highlights before dropping his phone in shock.

The phone just so managed to hit your forearm and you groaned, opening your eyes slowly as you take in the frozen expression on your boyfriend's face. "What's wrong baby?" you ask frowning as you let out a yawn. Shaking his head Kai takes his phone again as if to double-check something before exclaiming, "what's this!", he turns his phone to you.

Squinting your tired eyes confusedly, "what is what?". ─ "Your bio! Why does it say...that I'm.. I'm", his voice becomes a mere whisper. Grinning as you realise that he's finally noticed your bio on instagram, "my husband?" you say, tilting your head to the side, watching as your boyfriend's mouth opens and closes a few times.

You frown, "do you not like it? I can remove─", placing a hand over your mouth Kai silences you, "it's perfect!" Seconds later he's changed his own bio to say "wifey" next to your name, blushing furiously as he shows you. "Now we're matching".

#txt #txt fanfic #kang taehyun #choi beomgyu #choi yeonjun #choi soobin #huening kai #beomgyu x reader #taehyun x reader #soobin x reader #yeonjun x reader #hueningkai x reader #txt fluff #txt post

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buddieisgoingcanon2024 · 7 months

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Can I ask why she recorded herself showing how much of a mess her closet is. girl my closet is cleaner than yours Christy... sorry but before taking videos or picture clean your room and closet, or just don't film at all at this point. The picture is unnatural and seems like they are at a rehalsal wedding dinner rather than a birthday...

Honestly i pity both of them and what they are selling us.

Even with her posts she is contracting herself. I unfollowed ryan because honestly seeing their whole relationship is a joke and her failed attempt of a career is no comment. For curiosity I wanted to know how they meet. It says during filming into a movie set they did together but please people do tell what acting career this woman has when I only knew her being Ryan's Brazilian gf into the tabloid, at least Ryan's exes had a career and been known without being associated with his name.

Close friends say love at first at sight yeah if it was Ryan wouldn't have wanted to break with her two freaking times if they were freaking soulmate or even admitted publicly during an internet interview. Her career was short living She does fitness and she's an entrepreneur of her line of idk what that's it's not even known and shows her net worth it's 400.000 dollars per year which it's not even half of what Ryan does. I don't remember the article where I have to search for it. Her entourage is no comment gun fanatic and complotist , I read some of her friends posts and it's laughable especially about the gun control, like the problem it not the gun but people with mental illness who have access and there was a girl with BP disorder was offended by that thing. Like not everyone with mental illness kills and guns unfortunately in the hands of the wrong people hurts so yes the piece of metal is lethal and needs some measure go Tell that to the parents who lost their freaking kids on a school shooting to justify that. Sorry but I have a very strong feeling about guns because they cause only more harm than good in my opinion. Honestly for someone like Chrysti that she's a child of immigrants having right wing ideas are respectable, you were an immigrant too you know the struggle but I guess not the girl transformed herself like a POC woman when she's not and her friends using indigenous song to promote their shooting range leave the native American culture out of your fucked up vision because you stole enough from them. Sorry for my rant but after what I learned of her entourage it made my stomach churn especially after a TikTok video of her almond mom's gun club using a sound that has nothing to do with their guns.

Thanks anon for your honest opinion.

#ryan guzman #chrysti ane

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ashleyfanfic · 1 year

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a soft, stay at home ask game answers game

stole from @hellcheerocracy 💐🌻

your favourite playlist (made by yourself or someone else) my battles playlist - Ride for the World's Ending is on it - if that doesn't get you pumped to write some battles, I don't know what does.

how many houseplants in your room, and what kinds are they? none - I kill every plant I touch. Like bowl weevils.

your favourite “grounding” activity (anything that involves using the hands/doesn’t involve “spacing out” or escapism - something like gardening, knitting, dancing, cooking) Drawing. Whether on my tablet or in a sketch book.

an account on social media whose posts make you smile It's a TikTok Account - JoshFromEngland - I love that little British man!

5 tv shows that cheer you up Bridgerton, Friends, That 70's Show, Big Bang Theory, and Stranger Things

how you get relaxed when you’re struggling to sleep I usually start reading

your favourite board game Scattergories

if you were going to write a non-fiction book on any topic, what would it be? DAENERYS DID NOTHING WRONG

a quote that you would consider getting tattooed or putting in a frame "An emergency on your part does not on my part make!"

something you’ve created in the last year that you’re proud of (a playlist, a piece of art, some writing, a craft hobby, a social media account, etc) Dude, I got a chapter of Love on the Brain out in the last few months and I didn't think I could do that!

a tip or hack you’ve learned that makes cleaning or tidying easier lemon in a bowl of water for 1 minute in the microwave will help you get that thing sparkling.

if you could make a candle that smelt like anything, what would you pick? There is already a candle that exists. It's called Mountain Lodge.

the last so-bad-it’s-good joke you heard I don't know. My memory is shit!

an artist (of any kind) whose work you look forward to seeing Gah, can we just talk about digital artists? @dragonanddirewolf @jaxxartbox are the first two that pop to mind!

the last tv episode that made you laugh out loud The Friends Episode "The One Where Everyone Finds Out" - I legit laugh every damn time even though I know it word for word.

how you wake your body up when it’s feeling tired, achy or needs a stretch Dr. Pepper

a bath, shower, beauty or toiletry product that makes you feel revived, or that you always re-order when it’s running out Aussie Shampoo - that smell is just the best!

a book series you can always escape in Bridgerton and even Harry Potter.

the sport or exercise you enjoy the most, and what’s helped you get better at it I love watching college football, but I can't play anything. My back is being held together with two screws and a bolt.

a skill you’ve picked up in the past few years I feel like I've become less judgmental. I just don't feel like there's anything rewarding in it.

a youtube video you find useful, entertaining or relaxing COMING HOME AFTER A PARTY | CIAN TWOMEY - YouTube

if you were going to dye your hair any colour of the rainbow, what would you choose? bright aqua blue

the book you just finished and what you thought (no spoilers!) the last book I read, I think, was part of a Court of Thornes and Roses, but I opted out after the second chapter cause it was boring. I didn't get the hype.

describe the most wacky, weird and wonderful at-home outfit you’ve put together I have a pair of pajama pants that are so worn and comfortable and have a hole in one knee and the other knee is thread bare. I also have a series of black tank tops that all look like they've been attacked by moths but they're worn and comfy. Yes, I'm wearing tank tops in the winter.

a game you’re playing that takes your mind off things CubeMaster 3D

the film you watched most recently that you could watch again and again I can't remember the last time I watched a movie that's new. I usually go back to the ole standbys.

your favourite flavour and brand of tea I can't have tea. It gives me kidney stones.

a good-will story you’ve heard on the news that’s made you feel hopeful I don't watch the news or read it if I can help it. I'm anxious enough as it is.

a favourite easy recipe: 5 ingredients or less, or takes less than 30 min to make Premade biscuit dough, marinara sauce, grated mozarella cheese, and pepperoni (option) - pizza poppers

a song that makes you want to have a boogie round your bedroom Jesus, so many - Shut Up And Dance - Walk the Moon, Take Me Home Tonight - Eddie Money, Electric Youth - Debbie Gibson, Work - Rihanna & Drake

#answers tag

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flodaya · 3 years

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German Squid Game remake

#squid game #germany #yes i stole the joke from funk #who probably stole the joke from twitter #who probably stole the joke from tiktok #so its fine

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lumberjackloverboy-moved · 2 years

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it’s march, which is women’s history month, so all month i will be celebrating my womanhood being history 🥰

#yes I stole this joke from tiktok #trans #transgender #trans men #transmasc #lgbt #queer

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payphoneangel · 2 years

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#happy sammy sunday #peak sibling behavior #sam winchester #dean winchester #go loreboy go #spn edits #yes i stole this joke from the tiktok #no bitches?#spn 8x21

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wrvvth · 3 years

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OMG! 😱 Famous twitch streamer Wilbur Soot?!?!?!

#yes i stole this joke from tiktok what of it #im not actuallt a huge fan of mcyt but i have frienfs who are and you cant deny wilbur looks like knock off dan... or maybe the other way a #around

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daenqyu · 3 years

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— they walk in on their crush changing

includes: bakugou, kirishima, todoroki, midoriya, and tamaki

warnings: kinda suggestive?? swearing

a/n: i saw multiple tiktoks about this and wanted to write something about it sooo yeah. some of them are a bit longer than others because i got carried away oops. hope you guys like it !!

( gif isn’t mine !! credits go to @orbital-audio )

bakugou katsuki:

listen, i feel like bakugou would act like he doesn’t care at all

but he’s definitely blushing and can’t look at you straight in the eye

he just wanted to let you know that since kaminari and mina forced him to help them study, you could come too

so he made his way to your dorm room while looking at his phone

and he doesn’t even knock so you’re quite startled

although you don’t blame him because he’s always hanging out in your room and vice versa

“hey we’re gonna have a study session later tonight, in case you wanna come” his eyes are glued to his phone as he talks, but you still feel embarrassed that he’s in the same room as you while you’re changing

after a few seconds go by with no response from you, he finally looks up from the device

“i’m talking to you-” the breath gets knocked out of him when he sees you’re in the middle of trying on different outfits

and apparently you were about to try a new one because you’re just in your freaking underwear

bakugou may be a lot of things, but he is not a pervert

so he’s quick to turn around to face the door, his eyes tightly shut even tho he can’t see anything as it is since you’re behind him

“you dumbass, don’t you know how to lock a fucking door?! is not that hard for fuck’s sake”

you almost want to laugh at the blonde’s state

you’ve never seen him like this before so you might as well tease him about it

“didn't your parents teach you it's impolite to enter a room without knocking first?”

oh he can hear the smirk on your face and he wants nothing more than to go up to you and wipe it off himself

but he knows you’re still in your underwear

and while it’s true he’s a gentleman, he’s also a man

seeing his crush in her underwear will most definitely get a reaction out of him

he curls his hands into fists by his side, jaw clenching because he knows you’re probably enjoying this

“just shut up and get dressed”

“is my room, i can stay like this if i want”

“put. something. on”

his tone annoys you

who the hell is he to tell you what to do?

“and what if i don’t want to?”

you’re just buffing of course, you’ve already put on one of bakugou’s shirt that you stole from him a week ago

his patience is running out

and he’s mad at himself because fuck, why does he have to like you so much?

if it was any other girl he couldn’t have cared less and would’ve just walked out

but it’s you, his crush

you’re so different from everyone else and it makes his blood boil because feelings are stupid and he should be focusing on becoming the number one hero, not some silly high school crush

“okay i'm dressed”

a sigh of relief escapes his lips as he turns around, but it doesn’t take long before his eyes are wide open as he takes in your figure

you’re wearing his shirt

it ends just above your mid thigh and it falls around your figure loosely, obviously too big for you

bakugou can feel butterflies in his stomach at the sight

why are you so pretty?

“what was that you were saying when you walked in?”

you’re so calm and collected, walking around with only his shirt on

normally he hates when people wear his clothes, but it looks so good on you he can’t even bring himself to be annoyed

“we’re having a study session tonight,” his voice is low and he fixes his gaze on the wall behind you. “and you can come too, if you want to that is”

“wait that’s a great idea, i’ve been falling behind on english recently”

he nods and you frown at his actions

sure bakugou can be quiet, when he’s not mad, but he looks rather…shy?

you smirk once again, knowing what this is all about

“don’t tell me the bakugou katsuki has never seen a girl naked before?”

“the fuck are you talking about?”

“well is either that or you like me because why else would you be so red right now?”

he groans when you say that

anyways he uhhh got tired of you not getting all the hints he’s been dropping and just straight up corners you against the wall

your heart is about to burst out of your chest at the close proximity and the feeling only intensifies when he smirks

he leans down, lips merely inches away from your own

“seeing as you’re not pushing me away right now, i say you like me too, dumbass”

well he’s not wrong soooo

you end up kissing after that✨

( gif isn’t mine !! credits go to its rightful owner )

kirishima eijirou:

oh boy, this poor baby

he would be the type to apologize around 100 times and even when you told him it was fine and that you didn’t care, he would still feel guilty

ok so what happened was you were getting ready for your date with kirishima

because yes, he finally asked you out and you couldn’t be happier with life at the moment

and he wanted to know how much longer you were gonna take since he was already done

but you wouldn’t answer his texts

spoiler alert: you were just showering but he was too impatient and also he just wanted to see you again hehe he’s so cute

anyways,,

he makes his way to your room and knocks on the door

it’s more of like a warning because he doesn’t even wait for a response, he just barges in

you had gotten out of the shower like 3 minutes ago and were in the process of drying your hair in the middle of the room, your back facing kirishima

“hey y/n how much longer do you think- shit!”

his voice scares you, but you don’t move because you know it’ll be worse if you do

so you stay frozen in your place

kirishima notices the droplets of water falling from your hair and down your spine before slowly falling down the curves of your-

he flushes completely, his face now matching his dyed hair perfectly, and he turns around with both of his hands covering his eyes

“i’m so so so sorry! that was so unmanly of me. i should’ve just waited until you texted me, but i missed you and wanted to see you so i came over and didn’t wait for an answer and then i saw you and oh god you’re naked and-”

“kirishima,”

he shuts up when he hears your soft voice calling his name

“yeah?”

“calm down”

after that he just stays quiet, trying to calm the erratic beating of his heart and not let his imagination run wild

you should be the one that’s flustered because your best friend and crush just saw your bare ass

but if anything, kirishima’s the one who feels like he’s about to faint from seeing so much skin

he thinks it’s really unmanly of him to see you naked without your consent so he’s on the brink of an existential crisis

meanwhile, as kirishima rethinks all of his life choices, you finish drying your hair and continue to put on your outfit, knowing kirishima wouldn’t turn around any time soon

he’s still facing away from you even when you’ve finished dressing up

you giggle, thinking about how cute he is before tapping his shoulder

“you can look now, kiri”

even with your permission, he’s still hesitant about his movements

he doesn’t want to make you uncomfortable or anything so that’s why he genuinely doesn’t know what to do

kirishima turns around slowly, eyes now focused on the floor

“i’m really sorry about that, y/n. i didn’t mean to i swear and i’m sorry if i made you uncomfortable but-”

“kiri, i’m not mad at you”

“you’re not?”

“of course not, i know it was an accident”

well thank god because he wouldn’t forgive himself if he made you upset

“besides, you were eventually gonna see me naked”

it was a joke

supposed to be

but kirishima whips his head your way and his eyes almost pop out of their sockets

a part of him is shy sure, but the other part wants to run laps after hearing you say that

“well yeah but that’s different…” he scratches the back of his neck nervously and your heart swells for the boy in front of you

he really is so sweet

he just wants you to be completely comfortable around him

how could you not be in love with him?

“how about we forget this ever happened, i finish getting ready, and then we go on our date? hm?”

he nods eagerly after hearing you say that, if you’re happy then he’s absolutely content

you smile at him before standing up on your tip toes and leaving a chaste kiss against his cheek

of course he blushes again

he’ll never get tired of your cuteness

or you in general

but this time he’s more confident when he pulls you to his chest in a tight hug

“the view was really nice by the way”

“kirishima!”

“what? i'm just saying you should be proud”

“you’re so stupid”

“stupidly in love with you that is”

he’s got a dumb smile on his face after he says that

and it only widens when you take his hand in yours to sit him down on your bed

yup, he’s head over heels for you

( gif isn’t mine !! credits go to its rightful owner )

todoroki shouto:

out of the five of them, he’d DEFINITELY be the most chill about it

sure, he’d still feel embarrassed and what not

but he wouldn’t make such a big deal about it

simply because he doesn’t want to make things awkward between you two

so he decides it’s best if he just keeps acting like he normally would

you texted him to come over so you could watch some movies together

and he had some homework to do but it’s not like he was gonna pass up on the opportunity of spending quality time with you

unlike the other first years,

todoroki actually knocks and waits for your response

because he has manners, period.

“come on in!”

you said it was okay to come in

so why the hell are you in the middle of changing shirts?????

he wastes no time in closing his eyes

refusing to keep looking at you when you probably don’t even know he’s watching

“um y/n?”

“yes?”

“what are you doing?”

“i’m changing, isn’t it obvious?” your chuckle makes his cheeks heat up

was this amusing to you?

because he was seconds away from having a heart attack

however he doesn’t show it

instead, he just continues to keep his eyes closed while trying to think about literally anything else except your bare skin

key word: trying

because he can’t seem to get the image of your clothed breasts out of his mind and he thinks he’s about to go insane

he also scolds himself because a gentleman shouldnt do that

but you don’t seem to care at all and that confuses him so much (???

“why do you have your eyes closed?”

“are you done changing”

“yeah”

when he opens his eyes again you’re sitting down on your bed, laptop placed in front of you as you scroll down on netflix

now fully dressed

he lets out a sigh of relief before clearing his throat and sitting down next to you

and he thinks he’s being slick and smooth

but he’s not

he’s actually almost completely stiff

and when you subconsciously brush your knee against his, he flinches

you frown at his reaction

“are you okay?”

“yeah, why do you ask?”

“because you’re acting weird”

“am not”

“you are”

the banter goes on for a while until you finally figure it out

the way his eyes occasionally look down on your chest only to quickly look away with a blush on his cheeks it's what gives him away

“wait, are you embarrassed just because you saw my boobs?”

cue todoroki wanting to get the hell out of your room

“i’m not embarrassed”

“your blush says otherwise, todoroki”

he doesn’t know what to say afterwards so he just sits there with a pout on his pretty lips and his eyebrows furrowed

he’s so shy and cute🥺

“if you want to, you can take your shirt off so we’ll be tied”

your tone is teasing as you continue to scroll on your computer, not really giving much thought to what you said

except you forgot todoroki takes everything quite literally

the grin falls from your lips as soon as you see todoroki, indeed, taking off his shirt

“w-what are you doing?!”

“you said we need to be tied”

“todoroki, that was a joke!”

the roles have been reversed because now you're the one who’s all flustered and looking away from him

he blinks once, then twice before smiling at you

“now who’s being shy?”

“i- shut up and watch the movie”

( gif isn’t mine !! credits go to its rightful owner )

midoriya izuku:

he would die

not literally duh

but he’d want to disappear right then and there

you know that one scene where hatsume is pressed up against him and he blushes a shit ton and is just like “b-b-boobs”?

well yeah he’s like that

except he can barely talk because of how embarrassed he is

he’d also, like kirishima, apologize a lot

he literally just feels like he committed a crime

and you’re like “midoriya, it’s not that deep”

but he’s just upset with himself

you had told him earlier that you needed some help with your homework

and since he’s such a wonderful friend, he didn’t hesitate to tell you that he’d be more than happy to help

so now he’s happily walking to your room because he loves study dates with you

even tho they’re not dates at all

but still

he loves them

especially whenever you get a question right and you just look up at him with big puppy eyes, waiting for him to praise you

and he does

because you deserve it

you work so hard and he admires you for that

ok BAcK to the point,,,

(i’m sorry i just love this man so much, he makes me so soft)

here’s the deal

midoriya knocks on your door right?

but you don’t hear it because you’re blasting music on your speaker while singing your heart out

so he lets himself in

tho he wants to run back out when he sees your naked back is facing him

you’re changing; that’s the first thing he notices

the second thing he notices is that you’re standing in front of a mirror

and you’re not wearing a bra

he yelps before turning around and you jump because you hadn’t noticed him

“izuku? what are you-”

“i’m so sorry y/n! i didn’t mean to invade your privacy like this a-and i didn’t know you were changing and so i opened the door and then i saw you and oh god you’re not wearing a shirt which isn’t bad you know, i m-mean i'm not saying you look bad because ha believe me you don’t but-”

“oh my god dude, would you relax?”

you laugh as you finish putting on your hoodie

he frowns, you’re laughing? in a situation like this?! are you okay???

“again, i’m sorry and it’s okay if you want me to go because it’s weird and i don’t want you to feel uncomfortable because of me so-”

“ok izuku, first of all stop talking,” he quickly shuts his mouth, still facing the closed door so you don’t see his tomato-like cheeks. “second, turn around,” you place your hands on his shoulders to make him look at you and he tenses at the touch, but turns around anyways

you offer him a kind smile, the one that makes him fall harder for you everyday and that’s enough to ease his nerves a bit

“third, quit freaking out. it’s not like i’m gonna kill you or anything”

“b-but how are you so...calm?”

“uhh because i don’t really care?”

he doesn’t know why, but his heart hurts a little after hearing you say that

is not like he expects you to actually reciprocate his feelings but,,

he didn’t have an effect on you whatsoever? not even a little bit?

“and besides, it’s you so i don’t mind”

“what do you mean?”

you shrug, smirking at the green haired boy, “well you like me, right?”

he almost stops breathing

maybe he did for a few seconds

he looks at you, a mix of emotions flashing through his expression

is he relieved? is he scared? is he happy?

he doesn’t k n o w

neverthless, he nods shyly, looking away from your captivating gaze

“and i like you so it’s okay”

midoriya.exe has stopped working

someone PLEASE calm this boy down

he’s about to explode from feeling so much happiness

“you do?!”

“of course” you smile at him one last time, before interlacing your fingers with his and sitting down on the rug next to your bed so you can study

or maybe you got a little carried away and ended up cuddling all evening while eating ramen

but that’s besides the point

( gif isn’t mine !! credits go to its rightful owner )

tamaki amajiki:

sweet little baby

he faints :D

no but seriously

he does.

are we surprised?

nope, not at all

he can’t look at you for more than 5 seconds without getting nervous as it is,

but after he saw you half naked?!

yeah no, that’s too much for tamaki

his body shuts down because he cannot handle it

nejire told him to go check up on you because you seemed off at school

which tamaki also noticed because he’s very observant with people (especially you) but he preferred to not say anything

of course his first response to nejire is straight up: no

he’s too shy

and he’s scared because what if you get mad at him? or tell him to go away?

he thinks it’s better to give you your space and if you want to talk to him, then he’s more than ready to listen

but nejire wouldn’t shut up about it

then mirio butted in too and they were just whining a lot and he got tired of hearing them talk

now here he is, standing in front of your room with a shaky hand hovering against the wooden door

much like todoroki, he knocks and patiently waits for a response

which he receives quickly

“who is it?”

“tamaki”

“ahh tama, let yourself in!”

he blushes at the nickname and finally opens the door

he’s about to go sit on your desk chair or something

but then he sees you

you’re only in your underwear, struggling to put on a hoodie

and then you jump to try and get it on

and that makes it worse because you’re wearing a b r a

long story short,

he falls to the floor :D

the big ‘thud’ startles you and even more so when you see tamaki’s unconscious body on the floor

“shit, tama are you okay?”

it takes him a good 5 minutes to open his eyes again

he feels a cold towel pressed up against his forehead and he frowns at the feeling

when he turns his head around, he notices that he’s laying down on your bed

but you're nowhere to be seen

“thank god you’re awake”

your voice comes from behind him and that’s when he realizes he’s not only laying down on your bed, but also on your lap

“you really worried me!”

cue him blushing like there’s no tomorrow and stuttering

“s-sorry. i was just s-surprised to see you c-changing and i’m sorry i didn’t tell you i was coming b-beforehand”

you shake your head, “that’s okay tama, i’m not mad at you”

he just nods because he’s afraid he’ll say something dumb if he talks

you brush your fingers through his indigo hair and he swears he can feel himself falling more in love with you in that precise moment

you smile down at him

“what did you come here for anyway? not that i mind, but you know”

“nejire told me y-you seemed down today s-so i came to check up on you”

butterflies flutter in your stomach at his sweet words

“aww you’re so sweet, but i’m okay. i was just feeling sad”

he sits up to look at you better and he doesn’t miss the way you pout when his hair is no longer in between your fingers

which makes his heart speed up

“are you okay?”

his question is so genuine and he seems so concerned, it makes you want to keep him in your pocket forever

“i am now”

he smiles at your response, happy that you feel better

“i’m glad”

“now come here, i wanna play with your hair”

and who is he to deny such request?

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rosekasa · 2 years

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i always appreciate ur ladynoir head cannons bro they’re so ADORABLE, so I thought maybe you’d appreciate some of my own!! (which are oddly specific but who cares.)

-even though mari can barely share her food with her friends and family without being mad or grossed out, ladybug has no problem letting chat noir steal sips of drink— or the forkful of food she was about to eat.

-watching (and investing) in drama shows during patrol on ladybugs yoyo. & of course they’re cuddled up, cheek to cheek, to view the tiny screen.

-they only follow each other on their social medias. ladybug insists that she does it bc the “1” on her following list looks cool, but chat noir knows otherwise.

-chat noir custom made one of those “i <3 NY” shirts to say “i <3 LB” and he wears it all the time w/o shame. it doesn’t really phase the civilians, either (if anything, they started wearing them too.)

-instead of sending the videos, they tag each other on tiktoks so everyone can see what kind of goofy stuff they show one another.

-they have so many inside jokes that transfer into their civilian lives. whenever mari or adrien overhear a word or phrase that reminds them of one, they cant help but laugh. (“what’s so funny?”)

-there’s a claw machine in the mall that they visit so often that stan twitter has deemed it sacred. it’s a very popular tourist place among the fans (even though ladybug never came back after someone stole the hello kitty plush she’d been trying for MONTHS to get.)

-ladybug knows exactly which of chat’s wounds come from akuma attacks, and which ones don’t. she never pries about the latter, but she always ices him during patrol with soft smiles and gentle touches.

-on very sunny akuma days, they wear baseball caps to protect their face from a mask-tan. at first, they were generic caps, but slowly morphed into matching ones— text and all.

-ms bustier is one of those super cool teachers who has a candy jar and gives candy to her students on good days. whenever mari gets to pick from the jar, she always fishes out chat noirs favorite so she can give it to him during patrol, and vise versa.

ANON 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO FOR U TO SEND MORE OF THESE, THESE ARE ALL SO PERFECT

i cant even decide which is my favourite. i was screaming over all of them BUT the first one about ladybug letting chat noir stealing sips of her drink or her food made me so ahdjsjdj?? 🥺🥺🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 the casual intimacy?? like yes she's ok sharing straws or utensils with him bc it's him!!!

and also them tagging each other in tiktok videos is so ahdjsjjs. imagine the videos theyre tagging each other in gradually go from 'the person who tagged you in this video wants you to know youre SHORT' to more romantic stuff until people are seeing ladybug teasingly tag chat noir in a video that's like 'tips to be a better kisser' and she comments 'i expect you to take notes before our next patrol 🥰' and everyone's screaming

#im ahdkshdjs #in such a ladynoir mood rn #screeching #hhhhhh #anon i llve you so much #tagged:ladynoir #ask #anon

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starshipsofstarlord · 3 years

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All This Hassle, and What For?

Pairing | Loki Laufeyson x reader

Summary | getting taken hostage, along with Loki, is far more amusing than ever intended to be, despite it leaving your captors anything but impressed.

Warnings | kidnapping, mentions of depression, swearing, implied smut, innuendos

Based off this tiktok. All original rights to the plot go back to the creator.

Quick link to my masterlist, if you’re interested in reading more of my crap 😬

Opening your aching eyes, you found yourself to be in a large room, there were plenty of feet stood at your eye level, and such a sight made you frown. You certainly didn’t remember being knocked out, but who would, the exposure to unconsciousness was most likely sudden.

But nevertheless, you raised your head, glaring up at those whom had captured you. As your eyes scoured the room, your eyes landed promptly on the god of mischief, who had his hands bound and shackled in chains, and by Odin, did he look good.

However, your attraction the man who once reigned terror down upon New York wasn’t the focus now, and so you licked your lips, and kicked the nearest guard in the leg. He stumbled, the noise loud enough to draw the attention of all others, and you were pleased to stifle a laugh. Loki frowned at your behaviour, knowing that this was not the way that you were trained to be an avenger, but it was clear that you were no longer on earth, so human pleasantries did not apply here.

“And by the gods, who in the galactic council’s name do you think you are?” The closest asked, wrapping his large hand through your hair, and tugging your face up to stare up at him, wanting you to be treated as the lesser being he thought you as.

“Actually, he’s the god.” Tilting your head, you diverted it towards Loki, who squinted feebly at your answer. “But I think you already knew that, since you have him rattled in metal. Just a word of advice, rumour has it that he likes to be restrained in such ways; really, you’re doing him a favour, and you may just earn yourself a big tip.”

You sent a wink up at the commander, watching with inward joy as he grimaced at your development within your speech. “Quite a nice sight, to see him so vulnerable and at someone’s mercy, so thank you general.”

Sending him a smile, he huffed, whilst Loki tried his darnedest to contain an amused grin. It wouldn’t be the first occasion that you had made suggestions regarding the new troop of the avengers; even when he was around causing mischief, (which he still tended to do), there were always words said that gained the god’s intrigue.

Tony at the time, and to this day, despite him being a part of the heroic team, which Thor was ‘inclined’ to drag him into, thought nothing more than disgust at your meaningful jokes. In his words, ‘you two may as well screw so we don’t have to listen to anymore of this dirty banter, you in regards to reindeer games’.

How you wished right now, preached silently even, that Tony could bare to listen again, so that he could send in the team whom could deal with these aliens that were keeping your imprisoned. But all communications were cut, and that just left you and Loki.

By no means did you doubt if Loki got the chance to escape, he would leave you. It was in his nature to do so, but if you could pose a lack of threat, they may loosen up on their efficiency in guarding you. After all, Loki was the one they wanted, not you. And then, both of you could get away from this galactic nonsense.

“Humans.” The general huffed, causing you to grimace as the stench of his breath wafted through the air, and hit your nose. “You all think that you are so special, but when it comes down to it, those who are not from your planet do not care. Loki here, this god, does not care about you little one. And he never will.”

“That’s okay with me, because I don’t care about him either. It’d called self preservation.” You informed your captor, noticing Loki staring across at you with an icy gaze. Who were you kidding? Of course you cared about the god, but right now, you would do anything to get out of this predicament.

“Aw would you look at that.” The feet moved back towards the main reward of their capture, staring down at the green eyed trickster with mocking eyes. “This woman has attitude just like yours, if either of you cared, I’d call it a match made in Asgard.” A laugh bellowed from the wide chest of the being, finding his own comedy quite humorous.

“Excuse me, I’m way out of his league!” You pretended to be offended, bringing your hands that were free of restraint to your chest. They thought not to tie you down as they did to him, after all, you were nothing but a midguardian. That was their mistake. “What’d you want with old horse shagger over there anyways? Don’t be alarmed, but he actually does some kind of good now, even if it be out of his own self interest.”

A heavy sigh fell on deaf ears, as the protector of space glanced unsurely between the pair of you. “He has the tesseract, and I wish to take it from his slippery hands, he cannot be trusted with such a powerful source of energy.” His words bellowed a laugh of absolute surprise from your mouth, earning a frown from those keeping you hear, and a cock of the head from the god of mischief.

It was clear that not only was he confused by your supple, yet somewhat pleasant burst of amusement, but he was also in the dark about what in the Hela this predominant being was speaking of. Yes, he had had the tesseract at one point , however, no longer was it in his untrustworthy grasp.

Thanos had taken ownership over it, after killing many of the people that he had saved from the events of Ragnarok. It was not just some energy source, it had been an infinity stone all along, tricking the eyes of elders and the young to believe that it was nothing more than a harbouring of power. But it had indeed been the space stone, and it was taken from him, in exchange for saving Thor’s life.

The Guardians of the Galaxy had found the pair of them upon the aftermath of the wreckage, taking them in, amongst plans of taking Thanos down. It had been a failure, up until the avengers went back in time, going to their past that would not affect their future, so that they could reverse the affects the Titan had brought upon earth and everywhere else.

During that time, Loki had nurtured his brother, watching as he fell apart with the responsibility of their people, and collapsed into a spiral of depression. You had also been there for Thor, doing your best to take the drink away from the bulky god, but to no avail did you manage to succeed. And so, during those tormenting five years, you and Loki would sit side by side, both basking silently in your failures.

“I thought you guys’d know everything, but I guess that you and your highness are stuck in one time line; all of them. But for us humans and every lesser being, there are multiple, and that Loki that stole the tesseract, yet I say again, is one much different. And we are on the search for him, to stop his disruption and crossing over of the times!” An exonerated, and audible exhale of air left you after your little speech.

Loki smirked, at the premise of you protecting him with the admission of the truth. But he couldn’t help but feel a feeling of warmth flutter within his immortal insides, it was rather a nice feeling he realised. “He is quite difficult to catch, we have been tracking him since the time heist went sideways.”

“That’s because he’s you!” You pointedly exclaimed, unable to pin some of the blame upon the god himself. Sure, in recent times he had changed, and was much different from back when he wanted all mortals to kneel before him (which you’d willingly do if it ever came to that, though you’d never tell him under which circumstances that would be), but at the end of the day, that had been him once!

The tricks and the lies still remained, but he had found a reason to thrive, and a long and enduring career that he was well at tackling. Often, he made out being an avenger, despite the government’s rouse of concern, to be a bore, and that he had far better things to do. But he stayed, with a light in his eyes, and continued following along with the heroic traditions, breaking a few rules here and there.

“Dear, why do you always have to put the blame upon me? I was not the one who decided to put that green dye within your shampoo, but I’ll have to admit, did you look so enrapturing.” He was running a ploy, dragging out the time that you spent bantering in hopes of something happening.

Unlike Heimdall, he did not have foresight, but it was a requirement whilst the pair of you were on your expediting mission, that you check in with the base, via the comms that had cracked under brutal feet. And so, he spoke, with the promise that you’d return the conversation and leave all others in the room confused with your meaningless discussion.

“I did, didn’t I?” You asked, to which he hummed in reply, lightly nodding his head, as his feline eyes ran up your body, paying ample attention to how your limbs were free, unlike his own. “But I’d say fine sir, that the blame is down to Clint, and if I’m correct, may we kick his ass as soon as we get back home?”

“Of course we can my beloved-“ you froze at his choice of words, and it appears that he did too, suddenly realising his mistake. Gulping for a second he went to speak again, but the commander felt much inclined to but in, and stop the headache that was bubbling in his large head.

“Shut up; the pair of you!” His scolding made you feel as though you were in school over again, it was impossible not to drop your head down and try to contain your laughter. Loki too found such enjoyment in this predicament, sporting a cheshire grin to emit his emotions.

“I’m sorry, can you say that again? Maybe a just a tad louder?” You pinched your thumb and forefinger together to show how much, and it was clear that you were pissing this primal being off. He began towards you, and you were prepared to fight him, you were never one to back down, which was one feature upon the various reasons that Fury had initially recruited you.

Awaiting the first strike, you stood despite the others around you, your eyes wide open as you bravely stared up at your opponent. But before the fight could begin, a distant crash assumed preference in your ears, causing you to turn your head in the direction it had came from. And then, all of a sudden, a ship crashed through the dock, guns blazing from its side.

“What are you waiting for?” The distinct voice of Rocket asked, and obediently you ran through the terror, finding Loki already upon the ship, but then, he appeared behind you also. “Quill, get ready to go!”

Taking glances, you stared between the two practically identical copies, a light frown on your face. Both were restrained, yet the one that was seated beside Groot, whom was playing a game on some nineties device, was glaring up at the pair of you.

“An avenger, really?” The seated one laughed, mocking his once future self, as you felt the ship steer clear away from the scene. Your Loki quirked his brow, smirking at his self that had avoided the wars that he had chosen to fight upon earth.

“Yes, an avenger.” He responded, causing his other to languidly scoff. An ‘I am groot’ came from the tree, and it was uncertain in your spoken languages of what he had said, but either way, you were more intrigued by the conversation that was happening between the Loki’s. “And I’ll have you know, that she is infinitely more brave than you, you cower-some fool.”

“Oh, so we’re going there?” You asked, causing the pair to snap out of their mutual rivalry, and stare haphazardly at you. “No, don’t mind me, feel free to continue.”

“We’re not going to be unable to unbind your until we reach earth.” Gamora cut in, speaking to the Loki that you knew to be the original.

“That’s fine.” He nodded humbly, before casting his attention back at his alternate reflection. “And this woman, is not only an avenger. She was there for your brother when you were not.”

“Aw.” The other Loki smirked, almost cruelly. “So she’s your beloved?” He remarked rudely, and it seemed to break something within Loki, him wishing not to listen to the other version of himself. He decided he did not like him, and understand how you must have felt upon your initial meeting.

“Yes.” You went to speak, but instead, Loki stood before you, powerlessly pulling your face to his own, and colliding his lips upon yours. On impulse, you ravenously replied with much affection, clasping his jaw and allowing him entrance into your mouth. It earned a disgusted groan out of the Loki that had caused all this hassle.

“I hate to interrupt...” Rocket returned, after putting his gun down and having gone to the front of the ship with Quill, so that he could contact Stark. “But these may get those off.” He held a pair of golden pliers, that were far larger than his body. At the sight , you pulled away from Loki’s face for a moment, raising a brow.

“It’s fine, I think I want to keep them on.” You smirked, earning another sound of disapproval from Loki’s identical rival, pulling him back to your face. Wildly, he hummed into the cavern of your mouth, as the pair of you stumbled around on the spaceship.

“Bedrooms are down the hall to the right.” Nebula informed you, her voice monotone, and in turn, you dragged the god towards said direction, finally releasing all the tension that had been pent up through the years.