Phoenix: I remember when I was seven and late in elementary school, I'd be like "My mom made me late," and my teacher would say some dumb shit, like "It's your own responsibility to make sure you're here on time.ā
Phoenix: I was seven years old the fuck do you want me to do? Drive the car?
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Maya: You have to pick your battles.
Franziska: I am! Iām picking all of them.
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Klavier: Yeah I looked both ways before crossing the street, I looked both "handsome" and "radiant", too bad I got hit by that car Ā
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Franziska: The high horse analogy just doesnāt resonate with me. I donāt understand why I should want to get off my high horse. My horse is so tall, he is enormous and titanically powerful, he will stomp on my dissidents and scatter them like cockroaches. Itās a good place for me to be, strategically.
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Edgeworth: Where are you going?
Sebastian: To get ice-cream.
Kay: To commit a felony.
Sebastian: Weāll decide on the way.
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Phoenix: *Playing piano at the Borscht Bowl Club*
Customer: Do you take requests?
Phoenix: Sure!
Customer: Stop.
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Athena: I would survive a horror movie.
Athena: The murderer would show up and Iād just be like āSir your vibes are disgusting.ā
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Sebastian: I spend my days just vibing :)
Edgeworth: Youāre not āvibing.ā You are in severe psychological distress.
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Apollo: Of course I have a lot of pent up rage, you fool, Iāve been the same height since I was twelve.
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Phoenix: Iām well aware that Iāve accidentally set myself on fire and itās none of your business. I donāt need your pity water either. Let me burn in peace.
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Athena: Z is just a sideways N.
Apollo: Itās 2am please stop.
Athena: Zo.
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Maya: All Iām saying is thereās 7.6 billions of us and only one God. We could take him out if we wanted to.
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Edgeworth: Is anyone going to tell me whatās going on here?
Blackquill: Itās kinda complicated but Gavin-dono-
Edgeworth: Got it. Forget I asked.
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Phoenix: Trucy, thereās no monster under your bed.
Trucy: I know, itās behind you!
Phoenix: What.
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Phoenix: Iām a firm believer in āif youāre going to fail, might as well fail spectacularlyā.
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Trucy: Itās quick, itās easy and itās free: pouring water into your socks.
Apollo: Why would I do that?
Athena: Itās quick, itās easy and itās free.
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Trucy: Being cute is really hard because even when Iām angry, everyone just kinda giggles at me and says āaw youāre so cute when youāre angryā like, no. Stop. Recognize my power.
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