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lemonal-space · 5 months
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Woag, I finished this way back for my zine spotlight, and Totally forgot to post it, oopsie!
Anyway, here's the Tower of Babble, what messages will they send? What messages will you receive?
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lieahsblog · 3 months
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EVERYONE LISTEN UP. WE HAVE GOT TO MAKE MOUNTAINS MOVE SO PLEASE READ CAREFULLY.
A FATHER IN GAZA, WHO’S SON HAS A BRAIN ATROPHY AND HAS EPILEPTIC SEIZURES, IS TRYING TO RAISE ENOUGH FUNDS TO SECURE HE AND HIS FAMILY BE ABLE TO LEAVE FOR TREATMENT. THE GOAL IS $15,000 AND IT THEY HAVE RAISED ONLY 5% SO FAR. IF 400 PEOPLE DONATE $38, THE GOAL WILL BE REACHED AND COVERED ENTIRELY. $38 IS WHAT IT WILL COST TO SAVE AN ENTIRE FAMILY’S LIFE.
GUYS, TUMBLR HAS GENUINELY RAISED CRAZY AMOUNTS OF MONEY IN THE BLINK OF AN EYE, WITHOUT EVEN FLINCHING. THIS IS DO-ABLE.
YOU WHO IS READING THIS: IF YOU CAN GO WIHOUT A SIMPLE $38, DONATE. THEN, SPREAD THIS LIKE WILDFIRE. THIS IS ALSO A RACE AGAINT TIME ITSELF!!! THE CHILD IS IN VERY BAD CONDITION AND HAS LOST WEIGHT.
DONATE $38, SPREAD THE WORD, AND RING THE ALARM. WE NEED TO DO THIS “PASS THE PHONE” STYLE. DONATE $38 AND SHARE THIS POST WITH ONE FRIEND WHO WILL MATCH YOUR DONATION. THEY DO THE SAME, AND SO ON AND SO ON. WE GOT THIS!!!! TUMBLR, YOU WHO HAVE RAISED HUGE AMOUNTS OF MONEY WITHOUT BREAKING A SWEAT, YOU HAVE BEEN SUMMONED TO ACTION!!!!!
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haunted-machines · 2 years
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"taken" style action movie where a man searches for his wife. as he fights baddies in gunfights and hand-to-hand combat, it's slowly revealed that:
his wife hasn't been kidnapped
their marriage is not healthy or functional
this guy isn't rescuing his wife, he's hunting her down
his wife is a crime boss, those are her henchpeople he's fighting in a john-wick bloodbath
the tension builds until, drenched in blood, our protagonist steps forward for the final showdown. he pulls a manila envelope from his bullet-torn jacket and throws it at his wife's feet. he's just spent an entire trilogy biting & killing & maiming....all so he can deliver his shit wife her divorce papers
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i-3at-s0ap · 21 days
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PLEASE REBLOG IF YOU VOTE!
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thatsbelievable · 2 months
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bixels · 6 months
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Baffled.
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quecksilvereyes · 6 months
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oh my god do not click links in emails that tell you to verify your data or your bank account gets locked or click links in messages telling you your safety protocol is ending, like, tomorrow, you will get SCAMMED SO BAD AND YOU WILL LOSE A LOT OF FUCKING MONEY never ever let anyone pressure you into giving away login information especially to your online banking by creating a sense of urgency oh my GOD
some things to look out for
1. spelling mistakes. do you know how many rounds of marketing and sales experts these things go through? if theres a spelling mistake dont click it
2. not using your name. if an email adresses you with "dear customer" or, even worse, a generic "ladies and gentlemen", it is most likely not actually targeted to you
3. verifying or login links. even IF your bank was stupid enough to send these to customers, dont EVER click those. look at me. they can legally argue that youve given your data away and thus they dont have to pay you anything back DONT CLICK THAT FUCKING LINK
4. creating a sense of urgency. do this or we lock your account next week. do this or your ebanking stops working tomorrow. give us all your money in cash or your beloved granddaughter will get HANGED FOR MURDERING BABIES. no serious organisation would ever do something like that over email or sms. ever. hands off.
5. ALWAYS CHECK WHO SENT YOU THE EMAIL. the display name and the email adress can vary a LOT. anyone can check the display name. look at the email adress. does it look weird? call the fucking place it says its from. you will likely hear a very weary sigh.
6. if its in a phonecall, scammers love preventing you from hanging up or talking to other people to have a little bit of a think about whats happening. there should always be a possibility to go hey i wanna think about this ill call back the official number thanks.
7. do not, i repeat, do NOT a) call a phone number flashing on your screen promising to rid your computer of viruses after clicking a dodgy link and b) let them install shit on your computer like. uh. idk. teamviewer.
7.i. TEAM VIEWER LETS PEOPLE USE YOUR COMPUTER HOWEVER THEY WANT AS LONG AS THEYRE CONNECTED. IF YOU DONT KNOW FOR FUCKING SURE YOURE TALKING TO ACTUAL TECH SUPPORT DONT GIVE ANYONE ACCESS TO YOUR COMPUTER.
fun little addendum: did you know a link can just automatically download shit? like. a virus? an app you can't uninstall unless you reset your entire device? dont click links unless youre extremely sure you know where they lead. hover your mouse over it and check the url.
thanks.
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aueua · 9 months
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people with siblings: how do you feel about them?
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callisteios · 1 year
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Would you like to find out what you would be the god of? Take my new uqiz to find out
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samble-moved · 10 months
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post itself
false flags
trans/adjacent tags
accessibility features
tumblr live post (thanks for the link, @problemnyatic)
flashing / strobing / lights
unblockable flashing ad
buying ad free
staff @/macmanx guilt trip
list of staff + more issues
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charlesoberonn · 1 year
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“We’re Not So Different, You And I” - Part 59
(check out the other parts here)
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What do these four have in common?
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The one bizarre thing to me about textiles is that warp-weighted weaving is at least 6500 years old, but our oldest knitted artifacts are only ~1000 years old, and crochet 200 years old. Even though you need less equipment to knit (two sticks) or crochet (one hook) compared to warp-weighted weaving (frame, loom weights, batting, heddles). Why the big gaps between these inventions? And why did each one appear and spread when it did?
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i-wanna-hug · 7 months
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fellas is it gay to um uhhh.. um.... uhh hhhhh ?????
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rongzhi · 2 years
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Some computer related jobs will periodically send you emails posing as phishing scams and if you open it you automatically have to take a web safety training seminar and I just think they should do that for tumblr except with reading comprehension
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No middle sliders.
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