ALL MY MISTAKES: You want popcorn?
ME: Yeah, sure.
ALL MY MISTAKES: Well, then you better make it. We would do it, but we all know how that goes.
ME: True.
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ANXIETY: I made cookies.
ME: Did you really make cookies, or are you just saying you made cookies in order to lure me out so you can make me miserable?
ANXIETY: …
ANXIETY: …
ANXIETY: You’re no fun.
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If sharks wore little hats on their heads I bet they would still look really fierce but with a dash of style.
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