The urge to interact online while simultaneously not wanting to interact out of fear of being annoying or because you feel like you don't belong. 😂😭

hello! i have a request, but no worries if its not interesting/not what you wanna write!!

if you could, a very lovesick gojo who ends up stalking reader <3

he really didn't mean for it to end up like this, he promises!! its just that you're so cute to him and he needed to make sure you got home safely. he left quickly after seeing you enter your home and lock the door behind you, but the next time it happened he couldnt help but linger, watching you through the window for a few minutes. each time he walks stalks you home, he lingers a little longer...

He had good intentions, he swears! He just wanted to make sure you were safe, I mean he’s the number one sorcerer! He’s so strong and you’re just a normal human.. Of course he has to protect those dear to him! It isn’t stalking!! He’s just worried and wants to make you safe. Every time he leaves work early so he could walk you home. Do you know how many dangerous people are out there? His intentions are pure.. It was just the tight bulge in his pants that made it a bit difficult not to linger. Everything about you was sweet and cute, your scent alone had him wrapped around your finger. One time, when you forgot to lock your doors, he sneaked in. He watched you sleep. Not like this wasn’t apart of his daily routine, it was just the first time he was near such a vulnerable you. Just looking at you made him want to ruin you, have you crying and begging him for more. They’re harmless thoughts!! It’s not like he’d REALLY act on them, at least not yet.

my REAL most toxic trait is that ever since I read that penis butter reddit aita I literally cannot say "peanut butter" normally it always comes out as penis butter and this is a problem bcs I plan on having a child one day

Gortash:

Dark Urge:

Gortash:

Dark Urge:

Gortash:

Dark Urge: Ok FINE, I apologize for misunderstanding what you meant when you said you wanted me to eat you out, ok?!

Gortash: Ketheric is going to wonder why I have to stand through our entire next meeting.

The Scientific Community has decided to forgive Herbert West

Opinion: Will wood and the tapeworms (arguably, allegedly, perchanceably, maybe, possibly, yet to be confirmably) the best band ever??????

i am SO sorry about this post

What if Ninjago wasn't Ninjago? What if it was FNAF, and William Afton kidnapped all the ninja except for Nya? So she goes to Wu to tell him what's wrong, and he says, 'There's something I haven't told you yet.' He explains that William Afton used to be his husband until Wu kissed his arch-nemesis, Henry Emily, and William has hated Wu since then. Nya goes, 'WHATTTTT, that's so wild!' So Wu says, 'We will need extra help to defeat him because he is the alpha wolf, baby girl, of fighting ' He takes his phone and calls the 2012 Teenage Mutant Turtles: Leonardo, Raphael, Michelangelo, and Donatello, to come help fight William Afton.

So, the 2012 Teenage Mutant Turtles come to the monastery with all their weapons ready to fight William Afton for revenge because William rizzed up and then killed their dad, Splinter. But Master Wu says, 'We need one more person to help fight.' So he calls Jack Frost from the hit movie Rise of the Guardians, and Jack says, 'I'm ready to beat some murderers' ass,' because William Afton killed his little sister.

They all show up to Sparkles (William Afton's secret hideout) and they're like, 'We are here to take the ninja back!' But William is like, 'Nuh uh,' and they start to fight. The ninja get good hits in, and William goes down, but he has the power of God and anime on his side, and he calls Sans Undertale from the hit game Undertale to come help him fight. Sans summons his Gaster Blasters and attacks everyone, and they all fall.

But then just when they think they're about to lose, Lin-Manuel Miranda and the Mane 6 come out of the heavens and start to sing 'Eye of the Tiger' by Katy Perry. Everyone starts singing along, getting up, and getting their strength back. William Afton is confused and says, 'What is happening?' Then, with the power of friendship, Lin-Manuel Miranda, Katy Perry, they make a superpower beam that kills William Afton and Sans Undertale, and Nya is able to save all the ninja. What if that happened?

What if mr bonzo was mr blobby and gritty’s child. And thus slightly hairy

why does 2012 raph have such voluptuous lips. why does the light shine off of them. why are they different than any of the other turtles. why does he need them. why.

i just know that james potter had a big dick, but he didn’t know how to use it

he definitely would swing it around like a helicopter though

whimsical wittle watcherinas

i think underfell papyrus pretends to like wine. Like, he’ll be sitting there in his little villain chair with his wine glass in one hand and petting his cat in the other but the wine glass is actually red fanta and the evil chair is actually an office chair. Also he forgot his villain monologue so now he’s just staring you with this deer in the headlights look as he tries to remember and you just play along because you feel kinda bad for this dude at this point

Squiddo minecraft, no way!!

So I got bored and I sort of drew girl kazuma in an hour bc I can ALSO design by @unamusedyams ‼️‼️

Yams I would like to say thank you so much for your contribution I needed asoryuri in my life 🫶🫶🫶

not really sure what this post is but i think i'm aromantic but also lesbian? idk i'm defiantly aro/ace but i'm not sure if i like women in that way? can you be aro and lesbian? also i'm ace but idk if i'm ace-spec? maybe? or if i'm just ace? and i dont know if the term lesbian describes this? i dont know i dont know i dont know