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#stay hydrated my friends
navybrat817 · 1 day
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Might post a 2.5kish smutty thing tonight.
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If you lovelies want that. 😉
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patchedupnevermore · 10 months
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A passing ice mage hands you a conjured frosty saying "Its too hot be out without one, take this."
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lordoftherazzles · 1 year
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I hope you drank some water today, Razzy. Please keep yourself hydrated. It'll do you good. :)
Thank you, Anon!!
I can't actually remember if I did drink water when I got this, but I can assure you, I had bean water - which means...there was water in it somewhere???? Does...does that count???
I love coffee....
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originalsoulduck · 2 years
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Minute Maid blue raspberry is the absolute bee's knees.
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He has a bit too much humanity and papa asked for the heart wah
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crescentfool · 4 months
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not indicative of anything, just something silly i thought about! feel free to fill in the variables with whatever you like.
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ravenxbones · 8 months
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updated kobra kid design! as i mentioned in my party poison post i’m redoing all of my killjoy designs so i have nice clear fullbody refs and can therefore be more consistent moving forwards!
untextured plain version for accurate colors & details under the cut!
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navybrat817 · 27 days
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*me trying to keep up with the boops* 😂
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inkykeiji · 1 year
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Have you thought about a Tomura-nii? 🥺
ooooh my god anon
tw: pseudocest (adopted siblings), coercion, taking advantage of a younger sibling’s naive and innocent nature, implied size difference (reader is smaller than tomura), female reader, virgin!tomura, masturbation, blood, noncon, overstimulation, blowjobs, use of the word daddy to describe adoptive father, honestly just really fucking nasty and genuinely disgusting, please be careful with this lil piece words: 792
i have!!! i just feel like he’d be really fucking gross, you know??? disgusting in the most heinous way, like flawless tomura but a hundred times worse. i feel like he’d totally be a shut-in, completely inexperienced because your adoptive father (afo) never lets either of you—his fully grown adult children—out of his or kurogiri’s watchful protection. but that doesn’t mean there aren’t times when they aren’t looking.
tomura-nii has never been touched, romantically or sexually, by anyone else, but he is an avid consumer of porn + hentai, so much so that it borders on addiction. and eventually, it just isn’t enough. it isn’t enough to spend hours locked away in his room, jerking his cock until it’s red and wrecked, skin chafed so bad its flaking and peeling and bleeding, thin little wounds that weep crimson staining the lines of his sweaty palm a watery pink. it isn’t enough to throw hundreds and hundreds of his father’s money at those online cam girls, making them do unspeakable acts and recording it all for him. it isn’t enough, he needs more, he needs real; something he can feel, something he can touch, something he can own and mark and sink his teeth into—flesh and blood and bone filling his hands and yielding beneath his fingers and quivering around his cock. 
he needs you. 
and sure, he’s sheltered, but you’re even more sheltered, not even allowed access to the internet without daddy’s heavy supervision—so when he sees you, his innocent, naive, totally fucking clueless little sister, he knows he can manipulate you into doing whatever the fuck he wants you to, because nii-san said so, and nii-san knows best, right? nii-san is older, wiser, the boss, and what he says goes, always. he’s basically second in command beneath your adoptive father; even kurogiri seems to bend and break to his every will and whim and wish. 
so who are you to say anything, to know any better, against your bigger, smarter, better brother? who are you to deny him, to say ew and no and gross and it’s wrong! when he slinks into your bedroom in the middle of the night, waking you with his ragged pants and the vigorous slap of his fist against his pelvis, and streaks that lacy little nightgown with thick strokes of glistening cream, quickly cooling as they seep into the dainty fabric, heavy and gelatinous against your skin?
who are you to refuse him, when he asks if he can see how pretty your pussy is, when he asks if he can play with it, unexperienced fingers grinding and pinching until your rubbed-raw clit is swollen and your trembling thighs are stained with copious amounts of your own slick and your eyes are lidded and glassy, vision downy at the edges and bleary with tears, because it (finally) feels so good, too good, that you’re fucking sobbing? 
who are you to reject him, when he says he wants to show you his cock, when he tells you to hold it in your soft little palms and pet it until it’s oozing something sticky and shimmering all over your skin, when he demands that your lick your hands clean, that you put the head in your mouth and suckle on it, that you glide the tip of your tongue, rounded and hard, over the slit as fast as you can—back and forth, back and forth, until he’s shoving the entire thing into your mouth and he’s stuffing your throat full of something thick and acrid? 
nii-san says that it’s okay, that this is normal and what good little sisters are supposed to do, that brothers and sisters who love each other so much do this all the time, and don’t you love him, too? don’t you want to show him just how much you love him? just how perfect and obedient you are? 
and nii-san would never lie to you, would never lead you astray, would never ever want to hurt you, so you should believe everything he says without question, right? right. 
and, christ, you’re so fucking good, so sweet and precious and daddy’s flawless, faultless little rule-abiding princess, adhering to every order and regulation given to you. but daddy doesn’t deserve you, or your good nature and kind heart and eager-to-please tendencies; not when tomura sees you more often, takes care of you better than daddy ever has or ever will, so shouldn’t you be his flawless, faultless little rule-abiding little princess, too? nii-san deserves your attention so much more than daddy does, don’t you think? you owe him this much, yeah? 
of course. of course you do.
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the-trans-dragon · 6 months
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When did 2 gallons of milk start costing over $10?
Minimum wage here is $7.25
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roselise · 5 months
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Do you have Instagram?
Aw, hi there, my friend !! ⋆˙⊹ 💛 🌸
It’s so wonderful to see you again ♡
How are you? Have you been having a nice day ?? I hope so !!
I feel bad saying this again, but no I do not ;-;
I’m sorry! Social media just isn’t my thing! I’m surprised I keep even this blog honestly :’)
(I’ve thought of deleting, but people tell me they enjoy my cheery posts, and that they brighten their day! So I stay :D I don’t know if I do much, but I’m always truly happy if I’m ever able to cheer someone up here)
Thank you for asking though! It was nice of you to do so, and I appreciate it! ♡ ♡
Sending hugs, hearts, and many happy thoughts! Please take care, and all the best to you ~ !! ♡
💛 ⊹ 。⋆ 🌸 ꒰ঌ XOXO ໒꒱ 💛 ⋆ 。 ⊹ 🌸
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polarsirens · 1 year
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How dare you. I'm crying.
hey there bud, my sincerest apologies.
but also, this sentiment can apply to so many of my stuff i'm not sure which one you're referring to!
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crescentfool · 6 months
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💜
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