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I am speechless.
My post about hateful AO3 spam comment bots is barely 2 days old and then I find this in my inbox.
I'm pretty sure this too is a bot, but just in case there's any sort of human being involved in this: I am not interested and do not consent to any of my works being made into NFTs or, while I'm at it, fed into shitty AIs or anything of this sort. If any of you use my works for such purposes, you are doing so against my explicit wishes and without my consent that you need in order for it to be legal. You have been warned.
To my fellow fan creators: Do not respond to such messages. Report, block, delete.
NFTs have been a complete and utter failure, and many people have lost tons of money - a truth that even the most deluded optimistic NFT fans have had to accept. If you need further information on this, I recommend this video by Folding Ideas on YouTube.
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Gonna be taking a mini hiatus (I'm moving in a few days, so it's been insanely busy!) and we won't have internet right away at the new house - so just a forewarning, really!
I'll try to get another fic update posted somewhere in all of that nonsense, but for now, I'm gonna be pretty sparse over the next 2-3 weeks!
See you guys soon ✌️💖
#razzy rambles#i really will try to get a chapter of [something] up soon!#i am so excited to move omg omg omg#less excited about the actual moving lol
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OHHHHHH!!! I can’t wait to read this @niennawept!!! 👀💖 It sounds so amazing!!
What can you tell us about: BagginshieldLetters? 👀💖
You know, I had a hunch you might ask about this one. Not sure where I got that notion 😉
The beginning of this idea was actually from a one word FotFics prompt from last year: "postcards." I've been sort of mulling it over on the backburner ever since. I've decided it's an AU where Bilbo doesn't get that moment of reconciliation with Thorin at Ravenhill, but Thorin lives. Bilbo runs away in the night, heartbroken and thinking that Thorin won't forgive him the theft of the Arkenstone when he wakes.
So the story is basically: how would the dwarves go about enticing a hobbit who is convinced he's banished back to the Mountain? And make it partially epistolary! Angsty in the beginning, but with a happy ending, I swear.
I recently started writing it and it's turning out to be fun! Here's an excerpt:
Bilbo Baggins had always had a head for remembering dates. Catch him in the lane and ask him for the birthday of anyone from Hobbiton proper down to the smallest child and he would give it to you as if it were a mere trifle, which was why he found himself taking a very brisk walk to Bywater and back, for today was an anniversary that he most certainly did not want to remember, thank you very much.
Anyhow, I mean to work on it alongside the sequel to my longfic, so that I have a couple of choices for things to bounce between. Thank you for asking!
From the ask game here
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AMAZING JOB!!! Congratulations!!! 🎉💖
I did it. I finished my rewrite of my very first fic, making it my second completed long fic. I even spell checked the whole thing and fixed all the diacritics before posting it as complete. I even spell checked and fixed all the diacritics in the 199k word sequel before posting it as finished, just in case any readers go on to read the sequel.
826 pages of spell checking, diacritics, clean up, etc. I re-posted 103 cleaned up chapters. My eyeballs are so tired.
p.s Sometimes I call myself a fluff writer and having just looked at this whole series again - I'm not strictly a fluff writer. There is plenty of angst and darkness and drama in that series. But the light always finds a way to shine through, and the main characters try to be good to each other - the essential traits that led me to love LotR in the first place. I'm really proud of these stories. <3
The Forest in Winter (Extended) (156k, rated E, Legolas x OC with some side Thranduil x OC)
Daughter of the Forest (198k, rated M, gen adventure with some Legolas x OC
Ugh I hate promoting my own stuff. Forgive me. I'm a bit shell shocked, but this feels like an accomplishment.
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So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????
I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.
Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?
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i don't know who needs to hear this, but i needed to hear it today, so here goes: you should write that fic. you should write what makes you happy.
it doesn't matter if the concept has been done before, you are still allowed to write your coffee shop/flower shop/college/western AU. you should write that fic that is wildly self-indulgent. you should process something dark and hideous through your fic. you should share something beautiful through your fic. those two things are not mutually exclusive, either. you don't have to be dealing with something traumatic to write something considered taboo. and yeah, even if that might be a little out of character for that old man, you're still allowed to write it.
and if someone gets so upset about it they're in your inbox being an asshole, you have my permission to delete that message and move on with your day. you also have my permission to tell them to go fuck themselves. you do not owe an explanation to anyone.
tag appropriately, and write whatever the fuck you want.
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I am still SCREAMING over this amazing birthday gift @lorbalith shared with me!! This scene from Bookbinder//Songwriter is one of my favorites, and Lor truly brought it to life! 📖🤘Be sure to go follow Lorbalith on Instagram!
bagginshield | band/bookshop au | explicit
Thorin Durinul has always dreamed of making it to the big leagues in the music industry. Ered Luin’s newest citizen, Bilbo Baggins, an aspiring writer and all-around bookworm, has recently taken ownership of the mountain town’s dusty old corner shop, now, Bag End Books. They weren’t looking for love, but now they can’t imagine tackling life’s challenges without each other.
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bilbo is so done
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🍃 As The Tide Turns ‣ (4/9) ‣ The lost treasure of Durin the Deathless has been sought by many and found by none, but to Bilbo Baggins, it’s merely another riddle just waiting to be solved. The self-proclaimed “Deathless” expert finds himself whisked away aboard The Ravenheart, led by the infamous Captain Oakenshield, and the two embark on an unexpected journey to solve one of history’s biggest mysteries. (pirate au, teen and up, 23k)
🍃 Between Vices and Virtues ‣ (6/6) ‣ King Thorin Durinson has only held the throne for a few months after the death of his greedy predecessor. When Shire Inquiry journalist Bilbo Baggins is brought in to observe a meeting of powers, it's quickly made apparent that Thorin's sheltered and strict lifestyle has him completely disconnected from those he rules, as well as his family. It's up to Bilbo to show Thorin that the world is worth exploring and that not everything is as it seems. (modern royalty au, gen, 40k)
🍃 Bookbinder//Songwriter ‣ (13/???) ‣ Thorin Durinul has always dreamed of making it to the big leagues in the music industry. Ered Luin’s newest citizen, Bilbo Baggins, an aspiring writer and all-around bookworm, has recently taken ownership of the mountain town’s dusty old corner shop, now, Bag End Books. They weren’t looking for love, but now they can’t imagine tackling life’s challenges without each other. (modern band/bookshop au, explicit, 76k)
🍃 Dragonhearted ‣ (15/15) ‣ Thorin lives a life of solitude since Smaug’s curse fell upon Erebor. That is, until a brave hobbit turns the mountain upside down with little fear of Thorin’s snarls, scales and enchanted company, and learns to love a beast. (beauty & the beast au, explicit, 83k)
🍃 Forget-Me-Not ‣ (3/3) ‣ After the Battle of the Five Armies, Thorin remains out of consciousness until his outbursts of pain become too much for Bilbo to witness. Bilbo - the hobbit whom Thorin married in Lake-town - begs Gandalf for assistance. Magic may have pulled the pain away and brought Thorin to a lucid state, but it also took his memories of the quest, Bilbo, and their marriage, away from him. Now, with a fair warning from Gandalf that rushing Thorin's memories too quickly may cause him to relapse, Bilbo must tread carefully around his feelings, while Thorin is dead-set on courting the hobbit he can't remember he married. (post-botfa/amnesia au, gen, 14k)
🍃 Fuck Thy Neighbor ‣ (7/7) ‣ Bilbo and Thorin have a past, one that spans no longer than one wild evening which resulted in far too many drinks, a 24-hour chapel, and not knowing the other’s last name. They both thought they could simply ‘deal with it later’. When ‘later’ finally arrives, they must learn how to co-exist now as neighbors, but also as accidental newlyweds. (accidental marriage/neighbors au, explicit, 31k)
🍃 Golden Hearts Bleed Faster ‣ (1/9) ‣ Bilbo Baggins, Prince of the Shire, has been left with a kingdom on his back and a ring in his hand after the unexpected death of his parents. Bodyguard Thorin Oakenshield has been brought in to see to the prince’s safety, and do a little investigating of his own on the matter in hopes of coming face to face with the one who turned his mountain, and his life, upside down some years prior. (modern royalty/bodyguard au, teen+, 3.5k)
🍃 Kurdu 'abadaz ‣ (6/10) ‣ It's said the Arkenstone is the literal heart of the mountain with a pulse of its own, ensuring life can sustain within it, but it's also been said that the Arkenstone can drive any king mad. Not every curse of madness is the same. When Thorin Oakenshield is plucked from his eternal slumber by some miracle of the stone, he must work with Bilbo to navigate this new world and what it means for the both of them. (post-botfa/supernatural au, explicit, 34k)
🍃 May Your Forge Burn Bright ‣ (18/18) ‣ Thorin labors as a blacksmith within the world of men to support his family and the other displaced dwarves of Erebor. Change comes to his monotonous routine when the smithy he works in unexpectedly comes under a hobbit’s management. (pre-quest au, explicit, 109k)
🍃 (Take Me Back To) The Night We Met ‣ (6/6) ‣ On a night when The Green Dragon Inn is out of vacancy, Bilbo Baggins opens up his home to a trio of displaced and rain-soaked dwarves. The two children of the bunch are happy to have a temporary home away from the rain, but their uncle, Thorin, sees it only as a debt to be repaid. (pre-quest au, gen, 25k)
🍃 They Stole My Heart (Along With the Rest of Him) ‣ (6/6) ‣ After departing less than amicably, Thorin and Bilbo find themselves pining over memories and questions of ‘what if’ without any courage to seek out the answers themselves. So their friends and family step in to help…some more forcefully than others. (post-botfa/kidnap au, teen and up, 21k collab with @sunnyrosewritesstuff)
🍃 When Darkness Shines Brightest ‣ (10/10) ‣ As the Master of Shadows and King Under the Mountain, Thorin lives burdened with guilt and loss, for Erebor is dark, dead, and on the brink. That is until he finds a possible solution to save his people in a being that radiates light and life. But is it truly possible to save them all from the shadows he created? (hades&persephone/TNBC au, teen and up, 58k)
🍃 Where The Shadows Lie ‣ (8/???) ‣ Bag End Bed & Breakfast collects more dust than customers these days. An unexpected visit lands a company of royal vampires into Bilbo’s care. As he learns to coexist, he discovers secrets to his lineage. (vampire/slayer au, explicit, 59k)
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tolkien week (2/2) 2021 | day 04. most attractive male character
↳ thorin oakenshield
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I am still SCREAMING over this amazing birthday gift @lorbalith shared with me!! This scene from Bookbinder//Songwriter is one of my favorites, and Lor truly brought it to life! 📖🤘Be sure to go follow Lorbalith on Instagram!
bagginshield | band/bookshop au | explicit
Thorin Durinul has always dreamed of making it to the big leagues in the music industry. Ered Luin’s newest citizen, Bilbo Baggins, an aspiring writer and all-around bookworm, has recently taken ownership of the mountain town’s dusty old corner shop, now, Bag End Books. They weren’t looking for love, but now they can’t imagine tackling life’s challenges without each other.
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I am still SCREAMING over this amazing birthday gift @lorbalith shared with me!! This scene from Bookbinder//Songwriter is one of my favorites, and Lor truly brought it to life! 📖🤘Be sure to go follow Lorbalith on Instagram!
bagginshield | band/bookshop au | explicit
Thorin Durinul has always dreamed of making it to the big leagues in the music industry. Ered Luin’s newest citizen, Bilbo Baggins, an aspiring writer and all-around bookworm, has recently taken ownership of the mountain town’s dusty old corner shop, now, Bag End Books. They weren’t looking for love, but now they can’t imagine tackling life’s challenges without each other.
#bagginshield#thilbo#thorin oakenshield#bilbo baggins#the hobbit#bagginshield fic#thorin x bilbo#fic: bookbinder//songwriter#artwork: bookbinder//songwriter#this fic and this artwork make me INSANEEEE
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Always saw some headcanon going around in the Tolkien community where hobbits have tails and animal ears. I wanted to draw Leanna with one <3
#i love hobbits with tails#and leanna looks so darling here!!!#(tho she always looks darling let’s be honest)#the hobbit#hobbit oc
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@i-did-not-mean-to LOOK IT'S YOUR BOY!!!
Modern/College AU ori that I drew like a week ago 😅 totally forgot to post this here…
This is extremely self-indulgent so don’t mind all the tiny details that come from a multitude of headcanons
(or do… and come yell at me about Fili/Ori tehe)
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Don't mind me, just out here, thinking of them in this fine year of our lord 2024
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