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leenieweenie12 · 20 days

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Hardy Hoes Anonymous

Because @lyralu91 said we should start a support group, let’s make this a thread where all the Hardy Hoes can meet with our favorite pictures of the beautiful pouty lipped man that we love and adore, yeah?

How about we all fantasize about Tom pinning us like this?! 😍

#tom hardy #daddy #facepuller #the hardy hoes #hardy hoes anonymous #we are all addicted #this is not a place to help us get over our addiction but to make it worse

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inkskinned · 1 year

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there are a lot of posts out there that are positive and healthy coping mechanisms for handling the holidays. this is not one of them :)

i think there's like. going to be times in your life you will be stuck in a social situation that you cannot escape from gracefully. i do not know why the internet doesn't believe these times exist. it's not always just that your physical safety is at risk - sometimes it's legit like "i just don't currently have the energy or time to put in the effort of responding to this." sometimes it's a coworker you hate so much. sometimes it's just like, fine, you know? like you know you can handle your aunt when she's cheerily horrible, but if you actually set a boundary around her, it's going to be weeks of fallout with your father.

i don't know why people think the answer is always just "cut them out!" or "don't let them get away with that!" because ... the real world is tricky and complicated. i think kind of a lot of us have an internal "radiation poisoning" meter for certain people. like - i'm talking about the ones who are absolutely giving you gradual ick damage. like, you can handle them, but you'll be exhausted.

and yes. you absolutely should listen to your therapist and the good posts about handling others and set good boundaries and take care of yourself. prioritize peace.

HOWEVER :) ...... since im often in a situation with a Gradual Sense of Ick person i cannot just "cut out" of my life (without losing someone else precious to me) - i have sort of developed the most. maladaptive form of mischief possible. because like, if i'm going to have to listen to this shit again, i like to have a little bit of private fun with it.

now! again, i am physically safe, just mentally drained by this man. you should only do this with people you are not in danger with. which leads me to my suggestions for when your Unfortunate Acquaintance shows up and says oh everyone pay attention to me.

my favorite word is "maybe!" said as brightly and happily as possible. whenever the Horrible Person starts in on a topic you do not want to go further with, particularly if they make a claim that you know to be inaccurate, do not respond to it. you and i have both tried to actually argue with this person, and it hasn't gone well, because this person just wants the drama of an argument. however, "maybe!" gives them literally nothing to go on. it is incredibly disarming. they are used to people having some response. they know they can't prove what they're saying, and maybe! treats them like the child they are. it dismisses them in the politest way possible.

i like to say maybe! and then, in their stunned silence, immediately change the subject. this is because i have adhd and i will have something unrelated to talk about, but if you can't think of topics fast enough, i recommend just pointing to something and saying, "isn't that lovely?" because fuck you let's bring in some positivity.

by the way. that second trick - of pointing to something and stating an opinion about it? - that just works on its own, like, 70% of the time. i picked it up from teaching preschoolers. it's an intentional "redirect". it stops children crying and it also stops grown adults from finishing their explanation on why women belong in kitchens. dual wielding!

keep it silly for yourself. i absolutely do not care if people think i'm fucking stupid (it's more fun if they do) and as a result i will purposefully misunderstand things just to see how long it takes them to realize i've completely removed them from the subject at hand. when they say "women aren't funny" i get to be like. "which women." "all women." "all women in america?" "no in the world." "like the mole people? the people in the world?" "what? no. like, alive." "oh are we not counting the mole people?" "what the fuck are you talking about." "you don't believe in the mole people?"

similarly, i play a personal game called "one up me." my Evil Acquaintance literally knows this game exists (my family & friends caught onto it and now also play it) and it always fucking gets him. i don't know why. you have to be willing to be a little free-spirited on this one, though. the trick is that when they make one of those horrible little bigoted or annoying comments they are always making, you need to go one unit weirder. not more intense, mind you - just more weird. "you don't look good in that dress." "yeah, actually, my other dress was covered in squid ink due to a mishap at the soup store." "you shouldn't wear such revealing clothes." "wait, what? oh shit. sorry, your son tears off strips when no one is looking and eats them. i swear it was longer before we left the building."

the point of "one up me" is to completely upend this person's narrative. we both know this person likes setting up situations where you cannot "win" and then they really like telling other people how badly you handled it. in a usual situation, if you respond "please don't say something that rude", you're a bitch. but if you let it happen, you're letting yourself be debased. they are not usually expecting door number three: unflappably odd. because what are they going to say when they're telling everyone how badly you behaved? "she said my son eats her dresses" ".... okay?"

if you can, form an allyship with someone whomst you can tagteam with. where they can pick up on your weird "soup store" story and run with it.

the following phrase is amazing and can be deployed for any situation: "oh, be nice :) it's the holidays!" i do not know why this works as often as it does. i'll say it for the most random shit. i think this is bc most of the time these people know they're being impolite, they just like to fight.

godbless. when in doubt, remember that you could always start stealing their pens.

the whole point of this is - if you can't escape. maybe see how long you can just be. like. a horrible little menace.

#this is objectively bad advice #don't listen to it protect yourself and do real work on yourself find one of the good posts i've made about this #but also. u know. if u want to have fun while u do the work of setting boundaries #.... it IS fun #i will say that my fear of him went SO down after i just started. fucking with him.#bc i used to get SO fucking upset #i'd spend WEEKS arguing with him. tearing my hair out. sick with anxiety and dread and anger about all of it #and now i just LITERALLY do not engage #instead i'm like '' haha :) mole people" and get the HELL out of any tense conversation #i kind of think some of these people are literally addicted to drama as a form of connection #they like the rush they get from arguing #but those arguments are incredibly damaging for me #so like..... i am in the process of literally rehabilitating this person to figure out how to find connection thru #NORMAL CONVERSATION #he doesn't get it yet #i also do talk to them like they're preschool kids lmafo . ''are you using a safe and kind voice right now?''#'' do you need a snackie? you sound a little upset. let's have some hummus and come back to playtime when we feel ready''

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theminecraftbee · 4 months

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honestly i do think etho is one of the funniest hermits in hermitcraft vault hunters and its at least in part because he's not making videos much, so we mostly see him in the videos of other people. which means that it feels very much like "one day etho was still kind of uncertain how the game worked and living in a pile of shulker boxes and we looked away for a minute and suddenly he's level 70, has an op lucky hit build, one of the most coherent and lovely bases on the entire vault hunters server, and knows more about the game than iskall, how did that happen." like every time we look away from him we look back and he's gone even more insane. it's so funny,

#hermitcraft #hermitcraft vault hunters #ethoslab #like basically all the hermits that stayed active on the server got a little addicted #but mans both got super addicted AND did it while we weren't looking at him. what is he doing.

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cosmic-pindrops · 1 month

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MB: 'Hmm I wonder if ART could stab someone with those'

ARTdrone: 😈

(Close up under the cut)

#I wish we got to see ARTdrone carry MB aound #it deserves to be carried like a princess at all times #enable ARTs mother henning and MBs couch potato addictions #murderbot #tmbd #the murderbot diaries #asshole research transport #my art

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turtleblogatlast · 20 days

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Something really just. Nice that I noticed with the bros is that each of them has shown off some pretty interesting skills.

Raph is the one who fixes April’s ceiling fan for her, Mikey takes on half the work when making the new puppy rescue for Todd, and Leo is outright able to reprogram Shelldon’s AI (he messed up, but the fact he was able to do this at all is like??? Raph and Mikey were there too did they know Leo could do that because they were not surprised-)

Of course, this is nothing compared to Donnie’s own immense talent and skill for inventing and science in general, but it shows that the others are not incapable of assisting in his field if need be.

What I like to think with all of this is that they listened to and likely helped with Donnie’s various ideas growing up. Sure they may not get the specifics, and complex science talk goes right over their heads, but in a pinch they’d be able to get Donnie the right tool or set a wire back in place. It’s not as necessary now that Donnie is much more independent when he makes things, but it’s cute to imagine there being a time where the others had to pitch in and learned some stuff because of it.

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise donnie #rise raph #rise mikey #rise leo #rottmnt headcanons #idk I know we call these boys dumb a lot but they all have smart moments #okay fr this time I’m going back to avoiding tumblr for a bit haha it’s too addicting #rip my mental health #I’ll see you when I finish that comic #actually all of them have a lottt of skills under their belt #and they learn super fast #probably because of Draxum making them to be super engineered or smth #but it’s fun to witness #April too is super superrrr skilled #so is Splinter #honestly they all are awesome and losers at the same time I love

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ashipiko · 7 days

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THIS CHALLENGE WAS LIKE WAYYYY TOO FUN. TBH

YOU COULD NEVER GUESS MY TYPE IN FAVES. HAHA. HA. ha 😔

#it’ so obvious #ITS SO OBVIOUS.#please ignore nick wilde. I COULDNT THINK OF ANYONE ELSE AND KY FRIENDS BULLIED ME INTO DOING IT #ALSO FYI I DO NOT HAVE A CRUSH ON A NICK WILDE. ITS COMPLICATED younger me got too attached to him and now 😔#this was so fun tho I loved drawing them interacting…… SILLIES ALL OF EM #tbh kazu legit could’ve filled up all spaces himself but we want some diversity in here #I LOVE MY BLOND PLAY ESC TYPES W MULLETS!!!! AND MISCHEVIOUS PINK CATTY TEEHEE CHARACTERS!!! AND SLY FOXY GINGERS!!!#this was legit so fun one of my fave things I’ve made recently FR #ashipiko draws ♪#ensemble stars #enstars #kaoru hakaze #hakaze kaoru #enstars kaoru #proseka #project sekai #prsk #mizuki akiyama #akiyama mizuki #18trip #chihiro natsuyaki #twst #twisted wonderland #twst wonderland #twst ace #ace trappola #a3!#a3! act addict actors #kazunari miyoshi #a3! kazunari

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lobotomyladylives · 2 months

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post on r/drugs about how chronically depressed the op is and how he hasn't been sober in 15 years bc he can't stand to be with his own thoughts, and a guy in the comments suggested that he find a wife and have kids to give his life a purpose. wow what a novel idea! I'm sure that's never gone terribly wrong before

#as we all know kids cure everything including mental illness & addiction. theyre also notoriously stress free #LX3 op

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psychokatrixxxy · 23 days

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So, I had this thought, and I find it unreasonably funny.

B takes in a kid that checks almost every box:

Black hair ✔️

Blue eyes ✔️

Ethnically ambiguous ✔️

Orphan ✔️

But, this child is a girl, breaking the usual pattern of B's kids. (Obviously, there are exceptions, but you get what I mean, the stereotype of B's kids. (Cass, Duke, Steph, etc, fans, please dont come for me. I have a wife and kids /j))

At first, they joke about how close she was to fitting the standard Robin mold.

Later, the kid comes out as trans, and when he does, the rest of the bats' kids slowly turn to B like, "You knew, how did you know?! Do you have some kind of bat-sense for these things?!"

Like this is so incredibly funny to me.

Bonus points if Alfred ACTUALLY knew.

Bonus bonus points if the kid was already super masc presenting, and Damian was under the assumption the entire time that everyone was aware the kid was a boy and didn't quite understand his siblings' jokes.

#the kid: im a boy #dami: yes we all knew this #jason: who is we?!?!#batman #batfam #batfamily #batkids #dc #bruce wayne #dc comics #damian wayne #alfred pennyworth #batfam headcanons #bruce waynes adoption addiction #batmans hoard of children grows in numbers everyday

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shivroy · 8 months

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spare crumb of hibs and shiv ?

hey look its all of them because im really nice (but actually its YOU ALL who are really nice. you guys are being enormously kind about fandom baby ily)

important 2 me that hibs was formula-fed by tom or primarily a rotating staff of nannies but every time tom fed hibs he would anxiously, rapidly murmur about how formula feeding has observable adverse effects on a child's development and health. if shiv is there she gets on her phone because she just cannot listen to that

here's a shiv diary section that makes me want to scream

#art #succession #fanart #succession oc #shiv roy #tom wambsgans #siobhan roy #hibernian #tomshiv baby #tomshiv #the momos thing. What If We All Died What If Everyone Died #god i adore them im sorry i DO #i love them all. my horrible creation and these beautiful characters #tomshiv warrior...... forever...............#hibs #Hopelessly Addicted To Nipple #also look at shivs fuck ass bob its so important to me that it becomes asymmetrical again #ok.#the nation

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elderwisp · 4 months

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◁ || ▷ now playing

Atlas: [ internally ] They say that blood is thicker than water. But the blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb. So who’s your staunch companion? I’ll go first. Some would say it’s an old friend of mine.

#mom the girls are fighting again!#tessellate #no but in all serious i've really wanted to show how these two deal with conflict #we have one person that's completely self destructive while the other deals with it by swallowing it and working to the bone #speaking of self destructive this is like the first official introduction into atlas's struggle with addiction #i'm nervous as hell talking about this but it's also something incredibly personal too #tw drugs #the sims 4 #sims 4 edit #sims 4 story

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alchemicaladarna · 2 months

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Ok so BBH Hollow Knight lore because it's silly, but I'm actually so invested it's not even a joke:

BBH is BeetleBoyHalo (some other names for him I saw are BadBoyHollow or just Knight!Bad.

Fatherless. Fatherless behaviour. I'M JOKING BTW ALL JOKES- but anyways his dad (elderbug) abandoned him as a child oof-

Apparently, elderbug was also abandoned by his grandfather, who he calls Grandpapi.

Which led to him embarking on this quest to seek the approval of a father figure. We currently have three: Elder Dad, Bench Dad, and Adoptive Dad (actually wants him as his son and trained with him)

Oh and um, BeetleBoyHalo also has three children...I think. Because he got an item called a "womb charm" or something....congratulations?? I guess 0_0??

In my heart, those kids are named Dappeetle, Pommeetle, and Richarlybug.

Uhh BeetleBoyHalo is really concerned about this world's economy, and he's downright sassy, snarky, and a wee bit existential.

He's also very worried about this one guy's marriage and has been begging recommending him to see a marriage counselor.

Listen, as much as I miss the QSMP, I wouldn't mind if it stayed closed for at least a few more days- not only to make sure that they're actually making sure the admins are receiving proper working conditions- but also because I'm way too invested in Beetleboyhalo's novela and I NEED to see how it ends because this man only plays Minecraft😭

Bad said he could do like. Variety weekends or smth? WHICH YES PLEASE!! But also idk if he actually will do that though💀

#badboyhalo #bbh #hollow knight #bad said he would do an alt game day but we all know he's addicted to qsmp 😭#i would be devastated if he never finishes hk actually #qsmp dapper #qsmp pomme #qsmp richarlyson #<-those 3 were mentioned

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kindaorangey · 6 days

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jean should collect homoerotic codependent partners professionally

#jean moreau #thats zane in the back btw #what if we were roommates and i made up a nickname for u based off of the version of your name that your abuser says is too pretentious....#and we coveted and vouched for each other until you betrayed me (except not really) and i betrayed you in the worst way imaginable..#and we were both boys.........#kevin day #jeremy knox #neil josten #zane reacher #aftg #all for the game #the sunshine court #aftg tsc #everyone big up short kings neil and jeremy for carrying this art's composition #also i know its not necessarily canon that jean has a thing for neil or zane. i just think its interesting to think of the way that #jean gloms onto both of them #like he wanted neil to be kevin's replacement the same way he treats jeremy as riko's replacement #(to mentally fill the hole left by them because he had codependent relationships with both of them)#and yeah yeah the inherent homoeroticism of patching someone up after theyve been wounded #and also neil's killer speech at the end of tsc. i buy into it #oh and he calls neil 'another pretty face' lmfao #jean loves to put himself in positions of hopelessly pining for people hes addicted to it #and i mean that genuinely hes very used to subservience so he tends to perceive & idolise the people he's close to in a very particular way #and that bleeds sooooooo easily into attraction #anyway #thunder's art #described

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forevercloudnine · 2 years

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Bruce’s expression in the third panel really truly captures the look of a child whose parent is known to be extremely sarcastic but also is entirely capable of the insane thing they just said, so you’re not sure whether they’re being genuine or not.

#alfred pennyworth #bruce wayne #still the batman's grave no. 3 #if it makes you feel better i'm only posting every third set of panels that i actually feel the urge to post #but i really couldn't resist alfred casting judgement on bruce for not being a cocaine addict #relying on modafinil to not sleep. like some kind of AMATEUR.#i love it when they're both freaks. they're so related <3 #i mean not really related. since as we all know alfred has less than no interest in his biological children #his influence is palpable. is my point

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tin-can-iron-man · 1 year

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I'm just gonna say it again real quick:

Yes!! Iron Man is a tragedy! It has and always has been since the very first appearance in 1963 which describes itself, Tony's life, and legacy, as such.

Tony causes most of his issues himself, he is his biggest villain, a majority of his rogues gallery are caricatures of the worst versions of himself brought to life (when they're not just being racist cuz...60s...). The worst thing about being Tony Stark is that he can't stop being Tony Stark (he tried!!) That is the point.

The majority of pain Tony goes through, is pain he inflicts on himself, whether intentionally or inadvertently. That is the point.

He is not A villain (at least. Not usually. There are...some rough moments and arcs that are. Not great. As there is with any character as old as he is). But he is his own main antagonist.

#I—just—*slams fists on floor*—I WANNA PUT HIM IN A PIETRI DISH AND VIOLENTLY SHAKE HIM #tony stark #iron man #616 tony stark #marvel #marvel comics #*screams cries throws up* IT'S NOT HIS FAULT HIS CHARACTER WAS ASSASSINATED IN 2005 IN A WAY THAT HASN'T BEEN RECOVERED FROM YET #***starts openly weeping*** if the next main IM series is bad it'll have been 20 years of this shit make it STOOOOOP #being his own antagonist! his actions and mental state and poor judgement calls reaonates with people!!#I'm wildly under qualified to talk about this stuff but #I feel like that's *why* people with mental health issues. self esteem issues. addiction issues. flock to him.#he is not a BAD person. he is a person. who makes mistakes. and devastates himself. and even leaves himself half dead sometimes.#who doubts himself. is simultaneously oversensitive and alarmingly oblivious. he is a mess. that is a fundamental requirement of being him #that. resonates with people. it's *relatable*. Tony Stark is a lightning rod of interest for people...like him. hurting. sad. desperate.#and he brings *enjoyment*. he brings jokes. comfort.#he brings hope #because if a guy like *that* can be *iron man*...maybe we'll all be ok too #it's solidarity but also it's a kick in the right direction. it's saying ''it's ok that this is how you feel. I'm right there with you.''#''but you can't stay here forever. we always need to try''#Iron Man is and always has been about the future. after all.

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satirates · 19 days

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The three type of lavashippers I've seen since season 2 dropped:

The ones that cause problem on every social media

The ones that are just chilling and are suffering because of the bad reputation the precedent type get them. (force à vous)

The one who cope with Lostshipping by putting Cole and Kai thought the messiest, most heartbreaking and angsty breakup. (doing god's work)

#Sometimes love is also about making your fav suffer #In all seriousness the ''learn to be friends again while still being in love'' plotline is quite different from what we usually see #in the ninjago fandom #I don't ship Lava #I'm just addict to the angst #ninjago #lego ninjago #lavashipping #lostshipping

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ego-osbourne · 3 months

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Just finished Oblivion main quest and imma be real not being able to do anymore oblivion gates hurts more than Martin’s sacrifice

#oblivion #tes oblivion #tesiv #oblivion gate #Martin Septim #text post #I am addicted to oblivion gates #I treat those bad boys as speedruns #I can leg a gate in 3min #and you’re telling me they’re gone #Martin babygirl did we have to close ALL of them ;-;#oblivion spoilers #tesiv spoilers #tes oblivion spoilers #I mean idk who doesn’t know at this point but just in case

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